this csgo video will make you quit smoking.

the boys talk about our good friend bryan
with:
swaggersouls: / @swaggersouls
byze: / byzehg
cscoop: / @cscoop
kryoz: / kryozgaming
traves: / @traves

[@井雯暄]

“You’ve had three heart attacks?” *_”Why?”_*

[@TheMeerkatMob]

Cue The Who

[@NBrixH]

Doctor: Congratulations! It’s a boy! Me: Why?

[@PANDA-sk4jc]

Police officer: Sir, it seems you have been drinking this evening and here you are driving your car. Im afraid I will have to give you a ticket for drug-impaired driving. ”Why?”

[@SwampySanchez]

@@TheMeerkatMob what song is that I really want to know

[@taiefmiah]

@@SwampySanchez kzbin.info/www/bejne/rqqnhKaXeaZ4h8k

[@allisonbrock9563]

I loved that schlatt blurred the image of dyin bryan while swagger put the pic up like 5 times in his video

[@WoodbabyCYL]

Swagger hates money

[@DzxtremesorZachybewacky]

Swagger was on trending too lmao

[@mchjank1]

@Off-Centred UwU excuse me wtf are you doing here?

[@MC_Tickle]

allison brock his video got taken down lmao

[@allisonbrock9563]

The Isaac Show I didn’t even realize omg that’s hilarious poor swagger

[@4lexgm]

When he's from a mesoamerican civilization, he's Mayan Bryan.

[@wooba849]

When he gets on an airplane, he's flyin' bryan

[@jc-ns3un]

When he’s working at a fast food restaurant, he’s fryin’ Bryan

[@NBrixH]

When he finds out there’s a sale, he’s buyin’ Bryan

[@minimina1313]

When he grabs a towel after a swim, he's dryin' Bryan

[@Phoenixwithfries]

When he’s sad, he’s cryin Bryan

[@rajiraji3326]

When he wants to quit smoking.... he's tryin Bryan

[@StinkyBadink]

When he gets on a plane, he's flyin Bryan

[@counterfeit1148]

@@StinkyBadink When he jumps off a building to stop the pain he is also flyin Bryan

[@deffonotdio6751]

Failin' brian

[@pimposki6232]

when he tells his wife he doesn't smoke anymore, he's lyin bryan

[@Sly_Cooper-1408]

When he says he doesn’t need the smoke he’s denyin bryan

[@penguintek2576]

When he got hired by the FBI, he's spyin' Bryan

[@hyewire]

when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan

[@hyewire]

when he cant tell the truth, hes lyin bryan

[@daltonwynans8157]

Arock when he’s goin for a girl he’s tryin Bryan

[@nobodyinparticular6999]

@@daltonwynans8157 when he becomes a predator hes lion brian

[@yippeeclawyay2591]

@@daltonwynans8157 when he is on vacation, he's Hawaiian bryan

[@ds2101]

When he's a greenish-blue color, he's Cyan Bryan.

[@dmeytrius]

D S if he lived in mexico around 600 AD then he would be mayan bryan

[@memyselfandark]

When he watch the movie up, he’s cryin Bryan.

[@talloccasion1562]

when he's in an LGBT movie, he's A Guy in Bryan

[@joesssaucey]

when he's in the air? he's flyin bryan

[@danktoast8004]

D S when he hangs himself on a clothes line, he’s dryin Bryan

[@NBrixH]

I like how Schlatt cut out the part where he spelt Bryan wrong.

[@NBrixH]

Yes, Brain, ofcourse. Ah, shit, he deleted the comment.

[@chow4x467]

Nikolai Hermansen brian more like brain

[@daaadoooo]

reality is often disappointing

[@dxwnwardspiral]

wait what

[@priyanshusil2104]

Se swagger's video

[@xenondestiny]

When he finds out people are making fun of him he's sighing bryan

[@lukeunderscoresixdee9197]

nah he ded

[@wakko493]

LukeUnderscore SixDee9 he’s dying Bryan then

[@ZombieSazza]

When he’s upset he’s crying bryan

[@nickmckim35]

When there's a murderer in his house he's hiding bryan

[@noahr__]

when he has superpowers he’s flying bryan

[@lukepaskey209]

When he’s part of an ethnolinguistic group of indigenous peoples of Mesoamerica that inhabit southern Mexico, Guatemala, Belize, El Salvador and Honduras. He’s Mayan Bryan

[@_Horilka]

Too much

[@on37vn94]

@@_Horilka that’s the the joke bruh

[@rileygray1426]

You did too much research for this

[@user-qz3hb9kk5u]

@@rileygray1426 and it was worth it lol

[@kiwionpizza]

7:22 Schlatt: “Swagger…” Swagger: “…Oh no…” Schlatt: “I need…… a *SHMOAK*

[@thetrashreaper1333]

Best fucking line

[@lunatic4861]

im leaving this at 420 likes.

[@taylorcraven4220]

If he claims he’s not guilty in court, he’s denyin Bryan. If he decides to take a trip on an airplane, he’s flyin Bryan.

[@aviv657]

When he saves the UK from terrorists the queen will be knighting bryan

[@TheBestArchive_]

@@aviv657 no

[@aviv657]

@@TheBestArchive_ when you say no you are basically denying bryan

[@crankfastle7919]

When he eventually succumbs to the suicidal thoughts and throws himself off a 12 story roof, He’s flying Bryan

[@admiraloftheswissnavy9177]

He tried to quit smoking. He was tryin Bryan.

[@taraos323]

Swaggersoul's video: CSGO moments that will make you smoke a pack a day JSchlatt's video: This CSGO video will make you quit smoking

[@tomak3613]

A true Good and Evil

[@alexbussiere2475]

Schlatts a good christian boy he would never promote the sin that is consuming nicotine through a wrapped form known as a cigarette. Tsk

[@CSTLW]

Who has the link to swaggers video

[@paleoleft]

@@CSTLW just search it

[@SuperGamers57]

As an Australian I’m so happy to see people talking about the man himself, Bryan

[@Andrew-vt5qy]

"His family is sending us a cease and desist" More like cease to exist

[@elusive-osmium]

Cease and deceased

[@yulles225]

osmium r/yourjokebutworse

[@yulles225]

StenXa no

[@yulles225]

StenXa no u

[@magna1185]

Ayyyyyyeeeee wassup Andrew

[@bigmcboi6711]

“Hey man can we use you for cigarette pack images to keep people from smoking while you’re dying of smoking?” “Ill do it for a pack of smokes” my dad died of heart disease from smoking and if he didnt you would’ve killed him with laughter cause him and i had the same sense of humour and that was funny as fuck

[@EbolaClown]

Dyin Dad

[@benjaminriedel5302]

@@EbolaClown lethal

[@nobutternotes]

Sorry for your loss but that’s funny as shit LOL

[@dzzenok4136]

i fucking thought you were about to comment like how it is so bad to upload this

[@cy-bernet-ix]

@@EbolaClown wheezing dad

[@ethvn8]

Why they making fun of the math homie. My guy was just tryna help

[@50shekels]

Ethan Hunt the math was actually -39

[@munchlax9972]

and he was correct T_T

[@albingrahn5576]

they didn’t make fun of him he was in on the joke

[@ATBZ]

@@50shekels what kinda hee hoo honky tonk math you be doing

[@jjd3hner544]

I'm sad they can't do basic algebra

[@breatheinjuniper9915]

The argument over the algebra is a good representative of famous mathematicians getting together for a meeting

[@SonoftheBread]

Lol it actually pissed me off when swagger was solving that problem wrong and arguing with the high dude who was actually right.

[@slavicshade2332]

He probably was just egging him on

[@Lesquidliestone]

I'm assuming it was a bit? I dunno. I like to think it was, for my peace of mind

[@IrateWizrd]

You could still solve it by bringing the 5 over to the other side but it's unnecessary and retarded

[@lorddog7249]

MrBiscuitman9 You're right but fuck you anyways

[@loganeagle1124]

It was a bit

[@DerPlusquamperfekt]

The music makes me feel lile Schlatt's about to explain the mechanics of Age of Empires

[@jschlattLIVE]

hey guys, spirit of the law here

[@DerPlusquamperfekt]

Are Schlatt coins faster gold generation per minute than Spanish trade carts in Imperial Age?

[@taraos323]

@@jschlattLIVE off topic but congrats on 600k schlatt 🎉👏🏼

[@Piskipo]

@@jschlattLIVE HUZZAH

[@wife_7617]

@@jschlattLIVE hes now at 1mil!

[@lobsterwithoutalife]

in england we just have graphic pictures of things like tar filled lungs in someones open chest

[@teensygutz3795]

i just see them all over the pavement- they look gross and don’t even seem to stop people lol

[@tomm5663]

a.lily.h in Australia where dyin Brian was all over the packaging, it has actually reduced smoking, mostly among young people, by more than 50% in just 4 years. A lot of the reason people try nicotine in the first place is colourful packaging, so remove that, and you save thousands of lives down the road.

[@troycrann3933]

Same in Canada

[@TheoHiggins]

Lol my dad would deliberately ask for the ones with the least graphic picture on them. Completely missing the point.

[@Catnippy]

@@tomm5663 its mostly because they tax cigarettes out the ass

[@Keevo39]

When he's out of smokes he's resupplying Bryan

[@jesusgaming6916]

69th like. *nice*

[@Ashfielder]

Three heart attacks? You’d think after the first one he’d stop, definitely after the second.

[@blew1t]

i don't get why he would have any heart attacks at all, there are literally no benefits to them, just risk of death

[@NOT_an_egg_cultist]

@@blew1t smh shaking my head

[@TheAubelisk]

"This concludes my PSA." *happily strolls away with a knife in hand*

[@asbestosfish_]

Schlatt always talks like he’s about to blow up a hospital on national television

[@wicked1258]

he's the joker

[@vampvampp]

He is

[@papichulo4171]

I’m the jokah baby - Schlatt 2020

[@thymicthymic]

christ

[@mono.isgtds]

Fish

[@jacobasher6897]

When he’s on the runway, he’s stylin’ Bryan

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

or hes about to commit a national tragedy

[@nunziofofone2645]

Claytonist 420 you forgot Bryan, National Tragedy Bryan

[@Achille--Gessa112]

@@ClaytonTheCracker crime bryan

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

And when he gets arrested, hes timin bryan

[@ClaytonTheCracker]

When hes rollin in cash, dimin bryan

[@QWERTY708100]

When he's a mispronounced Minecraft KZbinr, he's Grian Bryan.

[@iain8829]

Grian is ugleeeeee

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@iain8829 k den

[@GARRISON1]

Kinda a stretch

[@eliakool7210]

Doesnt work

[@lauryniti1807]

I love grian

[@maximilianwimmer627]

when he wants to change his hair colour, he's dyeing bryan

[@lukeb5762]

Too bad he lost all of his hair to cancer

[@Xygif]

@@lukeb5762 too bad he's fucking dead

[@Blacknd_]

@@Xygif this is so fucked

[@aandrew626]

ChimoZ i mean, like... have you watched the video

[@Blacknd_]

@@aandrew626 yes i have that's even more fucked

[@rediisteadii7695]

i like how he censored the actual image of dyin bryan. taking NO chances with video takedowns today

[@cheese5081]

>starts hanging out with swagger >becomes addicted to nicotine >Becomes dying bryan

[@xghouly1663]

the cycle of life

[@cheese5081]

@@arffie my bad

[@arffie]

@@cheese5081 yes, you are very bad

[@cheese5081]

@@arffie :(

[@woah5546]

Why are you green texting on youtube

[@jebusspqr2121]

Jschlatt and his "Funny mic" is the reason why my Headphones aren't working properly anymore.

[@jackreid2664]

Good shit

[@pupyolk]

[@jcarreon234]

When he’s a hair stylist... He’s stylin bryan

[@lostaccount8222]

That’s a new one

[@emmak.7663]

swagger asking why the guy had three heart attacks is like my dad yelling at me "DONT DO THAT" whenever i stub my toe on something

[@ProMrLecoq01]

I didn’t get that bit. Was it because he stayed up so long

[@jacobwheeler1348]

@@ProMrLecoq01 Nah bro the guy sounded tired and they asked him why and he said he medical conditions. He actually had three heart attacks and Swagger asked him why he had three heart attacks, like he had control over it XD

[@obamagaming4166]

You've done your country a great service today, Jschlatt.

[@crydunkey5982]

Thank you Obama 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@officialstromboli848]

Papi obama

[@lilboat3232]

Get outta here Obama you're banned from the server

[@obamagaming4166]

@@lilboat3232 Don't hate the player, hate the game

[@spaghetti7929]

holy shot it’s obama

[@firedragonosis]

That guy explaining significant figures got me thinking of 2013 gmod when I got banned from an rp server for asking an admin to explain quadratic equations

[@nyanezt9636]

lmao

[@SplitMaw]

When he jumps off a roof he's Flyin' Bryan. Until he's not and then he's Dyin' Bryan again.

[@seb5963]

when he gets children hes multiplyin bryan

[@nan2339]

ok seby

[@tf2_engineer_real]

When he lives in a South American country, he's Uruguayan Bryan

[@Давид-п1г]

seffboi SO FUCKING UNDERRATED

[@archerymidnight3422]

No, he could also be Paraguayan Bryan

[@JoaoOstroski420]

😂 great joke Uruguay doesn’t exist (It is part of Brazil)((obviously))

[@ZpLxCity]

@@JoaoOstroski420 you spelt argentina wrong dude

[@iseeyouineverystar]

Katchoro i don’t know if i should laugh or cry

[@pizzaragu1295]

I’m suprised that one of them didn’t change their name to cigarettes and team kill him

[@tertiaryconsumer9291]

The vape version of Dyin Bryan is Deceased Keith.

[@MrJ-rw2hb]

TertiaryConsumer if he smokes cigars he can be Dead Fred

[@sansouchi1083]

If he died from drug use hes the late nate

[@deletedchannel2379]

If he's an incel he's lonely Tony

[@deadratsofa]

The weed version is you can't die from smoking weed

[@dolos7164]

Blazin' jason

[@crabknees6258]

6:55 ah, yes- who could forget about Bryan's good friend, Suicide Clyde

[@hoff4301]

When he wished he would quit, he was tryin Brian.

[@goofy8937]

When the doctors told him it was terminal he was denyin Brian, vying for more time n sadly, god was not supplyin

[@juliendacoolien3454]

Those are some damn good bars.

[@blew1t]

too many napkins napkins napkins

[@icewindsuite]

jschlatt’s lungs in the intro were boutta say : ⚫️⚫️

[@mabblepabble]

The return of black lung

[@SamLabbato]

i could really use a weeklyslap right about now

[@martatomasich9048]

this has been a whole ass mood for a while now

[@nooneimportant7648]

I feel like everyone does. Hopefully he comes out with one soon

[@Sticky6Ft]

👋

[@c0l0rmep1nk]

When someone hurts his feelings, hes cryin' bryan

[@jayk9237]

When he's trying to open a can of beans, he's pryn' Bryan

[@RyzawaVT]

I love how the enemy team is super try-harding whilst this team is making fun of a dead guy.

[@Kilroy22]

I've never been happier than hearing Schlatt explain the dangers of smoking while using funny mic

[@ManDownUnder2]

The daughter of “dying Bryan” smokes as well.

[@muffinsavior3004]

Like father like daughter

[@bawicz0]

1 generation to another

[@bingoccolon]

she was under a lot of stress after her dad died, just needed a smoke

[@vorald4948]

@Vincent Daly No, she became a BLM activist

[@scanbbb]

@@vorald4948 yikes

[@shamkey9632]

When the doctors give him an oxygen tank, they be supplyin bryan

[@neekrobite2697]

this video helped me with quitting smoking and, i now have started the healthy hobbies such as jogging, doing black tar heroine, doing meth, slowly dying and having cancer.

I'm proud of you

[@neekrobite2697]

fank you

[@kayleagriddine4597]

Nothing like getting anti-Juul ads as Dyin’ Bryan hits a fat one

[@jacobisg0ne]

1:22 "are you just not a bryan stan" bruh cooper 😂

[@psykick968]

I appreciate this so much. A friend of mine committed suicide about two days ago, so thank you for this. Never fails to bring a smile to my face.

[@starsiix]

hope you’re doing okay man

[@eimhearr]

sorry for your loss dude

[@maibuggie]

Thomas Kick im sorry to hear this, hope you are coping well

[@rickems1]

I hope your doing okay! That must be terrible ):

[@liltaxform5578]

hope ur well homie

[@dreww304]

When he ends up in a dictionary, he's definin' bryan

[@tutell4594]

“Why?” - Swaggersouls

[@JamesWilliams-nr3xk]

Bruh when you not even addicted to cigarettes but you still take the advice...

[@pluko9483]

Last streamed: 51 days ago

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Wait? If Swagger watches this, will he stop smoking?

[@-heel]

Bryan’s family may have sent a cease and desist, but Bryan ceased to exist

[@whytokay]

When the angels are taking his soul up to heaven he’s flyin Bryan

[@kei.13]

When he can't get it up for his wife he's unsatisfyin' Bryan.

[@vangod1]

All it took was 10 weeks, he died aged 34

[@wasder-xm5so]

Are you talking about Schlatt's voice

[@wonk123]

“this video will make you stop smoking” The hero we needed but didn’t deserve

[@gayzer1020]

Respect to that engineer guy that actually took his time explain.

[@HunteR-uc7nv]

The fact that this video has photos of a dead body and is monetized shows how much of a chad schlatt really is

[@LOCAL_LEE]

This makes me feel like I have friends

[@ahmedamrou2066]

When he starts investing in stocks, he’s buyin Bryan

[@brazilianambassadordale8223]

Dying Bryan honestly my favorite K-pop artist

[@dzzenok4136]

swagger is like this dude that plays cool all the time but his akward side comes out when he laughs

[@pupyolk]

[@Fernisawake]

When he gets in his Mercedes benz hes drivin bryan

[@jehberdyer9238]

There’s no bigger flex than schlatt using copyrighted music on KZbin.

[@spencerkaufman3257]

Been going through a spot of depression, this vid made me smile. Thanks. I think i have to take myself less seriously sometimes.

[@Damnedcobra]

Is it too early to say welcome back from the dead or nah? *Got to the end of the video. The "experience it live @ twitch.tv/jschlatt" is gone. Guess that's a yes, yes it's too early... :')

[@Roperfield]

Jumboschlatt is fucking dead

[@Damnedcobra]

@Off-Centred UwU nah, he's in his friends chat sometimes. The guy's just taking a break. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@luvfairlyoddparents]

we need him during this quarantine, we literally have nothing better to do

[@yukaricchi8794]

might be because this wasn't streamed live

[@Damnedcobra]

@@yukaricchi8794 the one before the Wii Music vid wasn't streamed either lmao.

[@mr.someone5679]

In Spain cigaratte packages also have graphic images, and probably in the rest of Europe too

[@NOT_an_egg_cultist]

In America, we get fucking ads on youtube TO smoke

[@thick_kittens3294]

when he's on a plane.... he's flyin Bryan

[@Subt0nix]

after 9/11 hes cryin bryan

[@Shady-up5cz]

Health teachers: *Yes*

[@kelo8065]

10:32 when Schlatt sounds like a educational stop smoaking video:

[@Craiguuu]

When Bryan wants to stock up toilet paper for the coronavirus, he Buyin Bryan

[@loudstone9193]

When he mysteriously disappears from the face of the planet “ He’s Myan Bryan”

[@bruhian7082]

Weird how my real name is Brian and I got an ad about quitting smoking during this video

[@randomblock1_]

When he’s tired, he’s Sighin’ Brian. When he’s in an airplane he’s Flyin’ Brian. When he ties in a race he’s Tyin’ Brian. When he’s in a helicopter, he’s Kobe Bryan. (suggested by King Garlic) | v

[@kinggarlic729]

When hes in a helecopter hes kobe brian

[@beeblaine539]

King Garlic you should put that in the main comments so people can see this one, pretty good

[@kinggarlic729]

@@beeblaine539 go on then, i will. Ty bro

[@samueljacobson470]

Bappo

[@Lem0nwtf]

@@ron9365 dyin Bryan or kobe? Because this entire video is making fun of someone who died. Relax.

[@Clappedseal]

Me and they boys playing Csgo laughing at dying people

[@srirachadonut8011]

When he’s deaf and trying to have a conversation, he’s signin bryan.

[@weeniethepoop2550]

I'm 18 yrs old and I've been smoking for 20 years until I watched this video 5 years ago. I've quit smoking ever since and never did I ever want to smoke again. Thank you, Jschlatt, for changing my life.

[@adityasharmaPCP]

dyin' brian would have definitely smoked Funny Sticks

[@poseidonm7]

He truly would. rip.

[@augustgeraci6533]

When he spots a pack he's buyin bryan

[@asfghjjeci]

Thank you for curing my nicotine addiction that Swagger gave me with his video.

[@MYG]

When he pulls over for a cop he's complyin bryan.

[@potatoman7594]

when he goes back to aztec society he’s mayan brian

[@trsamisari]

When somebody sells cigarettes, he supplyin' Bryan

[@yay_jay]

He uploads in this time of need thank you, oh holy Schlatt

[@sadvec6328]

Normal PSAs: I sleep PSAs done with the Funny Mic: Real shit

[@TheRealDell]

So basically everyone knows this, but... Smoking is bad for you. YES, THAT INCLUDES WEED. S T E V E N

[@jjnn2]

Inb4 weed defenders

[@vvampiremoney7379]

okay

[@plasmicats2000]

@@jjnn2 Nah, we just don't care

[@deadratsofa]

To be fair, it's fine if you smoke it in a moderate amount. It's certainly not as bad for you as nicotine.

[@2styx]

If you use blunt rolls / bowls / bongs, then no. If your brain is done developing its fine.

[@kurzgd]

when bryan wanted a pack of cigarettes, he was buying bryan

[@BeaACutie154]

When he does math he's multiplyin brian

[@mad.001]

"oh no it's just lizzo on the flute"

[@dr_outcast9385]

We miss your streams Schlatt, please come back

[@insertname3597]

Fordon Greeman lol I totally understand if he needs a break but I wish he would at least address it

[@redblue5474]

Insert Name he did a bit in the new misfits podcast, he’s taking a break from streaming but not videos

[@insertname3597]

Red Blue yeah I have seen all the new stuff he’s been in recently. Hope he starts streaming again soon. But seems like he’s gonna be back to the norm in a month or so

[@Sbflls]

Right after schlatt had a smoke break I got a “quit smoking” ad

[@derpyshark3305]

“You’ve had 3 heart attacks?” “Why”

[@FBI-sr2eg]

When he's on vacation in Hawaii, he's Hawaiian Brian