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[@plserino]

When are we getting “A Tribute to Sakura Beach”?

[@bambino16]

Fap tribute*

[@Peter-mt6sg]

YESSSS

[@Grzegorzakus]

the one thing we need

[@spanpoppy3166]

Player 100th like, hope schlatt sees this comment!

[@aston_2a672]

I hope soon...

[@rin-joh8644]

Schlatt is a veteran of Operation: Sakura Beach and he should be respected.

[@sevenshooter2987]

Where did you get that pfp?

[@rin-joh8644]

@@sevenshooter2987 It is a piece of Jin-Roh: Wolf Brigade fan art from Ashraf Omar on Behance.

[@sevenshooter2987]

@@rin-joh8644 nice, looks cool,

[@araamahasla555]

We call it Day-F.

[@rabou5022]

I am an amateur I only have like 60 hours

[@falloutcasey]

little did we know, his steam picture is his graduation photo because “i have 115 hours in sakura beach” was his senior quote

[@sadvec6328]

Carson's Senior Quote: Finally a worthy opponent

[@colemacgrath8846]

@@sadvec6328 what is his senior quote?

[@sadvec6328]

@@colemacgrath8846 Subscribe to CallMeCarson on KZbin

[@breadsticks471]

when did he say that?

[@sadvec6328]

@@breadsticks471 reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/comments/cbl8n9/i_went_to_school_with_the_man_edited_for_privacy/

[@MikaelaRosith]

first we lost the “whats poppin” intro, now the animal crossing outro? please sir i’m starving

[@uncreativename3155]

And the title

[@joshawottva]

The dawn of a new era.

[@maxismills]

Mikaela Rosith ion know how to feel about it :,^

[@eivetlol]

and the words on the screen too

[@ben88ben]

what’s poppinguuh

[@keinecatkamishirasawa]

"I'll be myself with way more melalin I'm about to look like a locked character" I can't breathe

[@TheLegoJungle]

I don't get it :(

[@iansalas6705]

Grizzy: "VIIIIBE CHEEECK" *AD* never seen better timing for an ad

[@kiko258]

Why did I first think this was weekslyslap and that the title was somebody’s concern

[@Ruffar]

Because having 115 hours on sakura beach is genuinely concerning and should be resolved by therapist jebediah schlatt

[@djbe916]

Hey Schlatt, I've been playing Sakura Beach non-stop for a week now. I have 115 hours in Sakura Beach. It's really become a problem lately.

[@baronbacku9984]

well, you're not the only one

[@cow_tools]

I was so ready to hear the take too

[@razorxrpmx7167]

I thought it was weeklyslap, too bad he changed the title

[@trace1033]

Don't tell Schlatt that there is a Sakura Beach 2

[@rhysurbec6076]

schlatt meets the misfits once and now he’s racist

[@pastorjohn9753]

@jakeshlatħ R/woooosh

[@STRNGquark]

@@pastorjohn9753 ???????

[@pastorjohn9753]

@@STRNGquark haha dont youget it ?haha

[@STRNGquark]

@@pastorjohn9753 ?????

[@pastorjohn9753]

@@STRNGquark bro that sso funny thers like fewer of the questions! :):)

[@slumpmanwun]

“it’s what gives black people their flavors” i died update: didn’t actually die, for those calling me a liar in the replies

[@bambino16]

You lied.

[@olivergosztonyi6552]

may you rest in peace.

[@CommanderSF]

RIP

[@nziom]

Chocolate

[@davefred]

No, you didn't.

[@dabbingpotatoes]

Schlatt is an official hentai weeb but cmon 115 hours? Those are just rookie numbers.

[@alexsiemers7898]

But we don’t know what other Hentai-related stuff he has time on...

[@Jockster109]

@@alexsiemers7898 Something so cursed.

[@snorp6781]

@@Jockster109 I was having a good day, why did you feel the need to type something so cursed?

[@Jockster109]

@@snorp6781 Should i delete it to confuse everyone?

[@Kimmie6772]

@@Jockster109 thank you for I am now both confused, disappointed, curious, and proud all at the same time

[@gaysonderulo5411]

I want merch that has nothing on it but “consider pants” in comic sans

[@oftheHowl]

You know you can create that yourself right?

[@gaysonderulo5411]

@@oftheHowl I CAN?

[@KATinBLACK]

Wait when I started the video the title was: “i have 115 hours in sakura beach.” And when I finished it’s: CSGO moments that will save the environment He shoulda kept it. That’s a TOP tier flex

[@madamsippy4623]

“Melanin god knows I need more of that” I swear to god none of us would’ve guessed that Schlatt was aggressive white boy

[@chriiiiis]

He deleted the original title like a coward, we've all seen it Schlatt

[@Wuprrr]

What was it?

[@Geeler]

@@Wuprrr "i have 115 hours in sakura beach."

[@alexsiemers7898]

Including the youtube demonetization team, I imagine

[@Lana-fk8xr]

He can't hide

[@chriiiiis]

*bitch boy*

[@trampoleen8750]

"I'm planting a tree, - bomb" Fun fact! Tree bombs were a concept designed by the one and only Lockheed martin to protect the Amazon. It did not work, but it was a great attempt!

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

They later played minecraft and successfully made one of the most devastating traps.

[@CanadianDan854]

Fitz, a beta male: Pants. Me, an alpha: Portable Sauna that only covers your legs. _Sorry, my brain is just... so massive._

[@judepatten4809]

That's hellla big brain

[@SpitMutant]

5head

[@devynk4961]

5head

[@qsoup4371]

O V E N

[@bait1s]

go away daniel

[@derptomistic]

Sakura Beach, the visual novel where the main character has the density of neutron star, to the point where the love interests give up and become lesbians... Quality

[@rediisteadii7695]

i know it’s a joke and all but why tf does he actually have 115 hours on sakura beach lmao

[@ΞξξΞξξ-ω8κ]

I hope he wrote it in the page code lol

[@rediisteadii7695]

Ξξξ Ξξξ i watched one of arlus’s old videos with him in it (from 2018) yesterday and he had 85 hours at the time- tbh are we sure he’s playing it ironically

[@alexsiemers7898]

He’s a man of culture, that’s why

[@epicsnowboard247]

@@rediisteadii7695 *What if I... no I shouldn't..... but maybe just ironically.* *unzips*

[@Jockster109]

@@epicsnowboard247 *ha guys isn't my **_bit_** so funny lol guys it's a bit i'm serious honest*

[@zauson8471]

Why’d you change the title Schlatt? Got something to hide Schlatt?

[@LoserKinesis]

What was it beforehand?

[@NoThing-kl7me]

「Kumagawa」 “I have a 115 hours in Sakura Beach”

[@LoserKinesis]

No Thing oh lol thanks

[@Sandman3]

Hey let him have his 115 hours

[@zooeey]

When i saw the title i thought this was a weeklyslap video with someone asking for help with their sakura beach problem

[@majimapyro370]

Schlatt is the greatest weeb in denial ever😤😤

[@ancientgumface]

Are you sure he's in denial I mean he openly admitted to having over a hundred hours in Sakura beach

[@newo9978]

lmaooo

[@notaweeb4177]

HACHIKUJII!!!

[@prodpoob]

I LOVE HACHIKUJI

[@theultimatetrashman887]

shut the hell, what the fuck is your problem?

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Schlatt: I spent 115 hours on Sakura Beach _THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!_

[@naturalborncrackhead2358]

You watch graystillplays don't you

[@lordofsatire6829]

@GAMER Pewdz Graystillplays didn't invent that lol

[@bambino16]

I am simple man, i see schlatt play sakura beach 115 hours, i play it the double amount.

[@seanquinn3034]

The title makes it sound like a dailyslap video Nevermind

[@harrisonarcand881]

Feels like everyone who talks to fitz slowly starts editing like him too

[@cryptiidcrow4967]

Harrison Arcand fitz is contagious

[@tekno47]

unfortunately

[@frobo2784]

cryptiidcrow not anymore....

[@schmonkey783]

Genuinely haven’t laughed as much as I did now in a while

[@BewareTheNinjohn]

can we take a second to appreciate how schlatt was able to dodge fitz's questions about sakura beach and nobody noticed

[@bobbyambrosino4836]

I’m a simple man, when schlatt uploads I watch

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Simple indeed you are. Commenting the exact same thing that everyone does before they actually watch the video.

[@bambino16]

@@IzzyIsntReal you're simple too

[@bobbyambrosino4836]

@IzzyIsntReal ok fortnite guy

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Player weird how you don’t backup your “point”

[@IzzyIsntReal]

Largo Toaster You don’t even have videos so.....

[@papawong4203]

3:06 We did it boys , we found yoshikage kira

[@beginator8637]

I feel like schlatt got some stuff on his mind..

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

the scariest thing about schlatt is when you accidentally do something to him, he just slowly looks over at you like you just awoken an ancient eldritch horror from the depths of hell

[@torgor_]

I love this group tbh, just genuine original humor all round

[@Pogbirb]

After 3 years he has now accumulated 1000 hours in sakura beach

[@1080pAudio]

back when the title was "I have 115 hours in Sakura Beach."

[@8sr]

the burning down a 99 cent store bit is funny cause my local 99 cent store had an "accidental" fire a few months ago and it burnt it down to the ground

[@saintpoli6800]

Love to hear Fitz judge someone with the rumor about him right now.

[@DavidLopez-en6el]

Oh it wasn't a rumor, it was confirmee

[@saintpoli6800]

David Lopez Just learned from Scarce’s video... Really fucked up

[@0subsWith0vidsChallenge]

@@saintpoli6800 what rumor?

[@calliope_x3]

to me, schlatt seems like the natural evolution of old KZbin, bordering on offensive while being absolutely hilarious. and damn, i wouldn't have it any other way

[@jacobgunnoe2424]

He said vibe check and I immediately got a home security ad so I had to get up and check the locks to my house

[@Mariomikester]

so this is why we weren't getting uploads, he had to wait for fitz to upload this video.... what a gentlemen schlatt

[@Floppzy]

"I like this map its very.... greeeeeen." I wonder if fitz goes outside ever?

[@Floppzy]

what happened to the title

[@cynyx_1751]

“I’ll be me, but with a lot more melanin” **BLACK SCHLATT BLACK SCHLATT**

[@samiyahcomments]

"Where do you buy a tree for a dollar" "The dollar tree" IM WHEEZING

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

I think my favorite looney toons animation is when they get hit over the head and they just start going up and down but really fast and it’s al blurry and shit, and then there’s the other one where they get punched in the face, and there head goes into the distance but their body stays in place and their neck just grows to follow the head.

[@ledinrangers]

Fitz pronounced “Sakura” at least 4 different ways and not a single one was close 😂

[@kinleespam792]

i was just basically trapped at school for two hours because chorus rehearsal was cancelled (it's snowing here in tennessee) and i didn't have a ride. best thing ever to see right when i walk in the door

[@3xpl0d34]

Fitz: did you actually sink 115 hours into sakura beach Schlatt: maybe *changes subject*

[@lukecowdell8835]

Video: VIBE CHECK Ad comes on at the perfect time

[@pirate2041]

So weird seeing fitz in a video after what happened with carson...

[@dallipoo9183]

Yeah i felt that

[@dzeez7394]

Fuck off

[@frobo2784]

Dzeez ?

[@duck6872]

Yeah I think Dzeez is a massive Fitz fan, very tired of people talking about the situation or both. It doesn't matter what one it is, he should not respond like this. It is not like you where saying anything weird. It is strange to Fitz is a normal situation like this. Like everytime a relationship changes, even parasocial ones, it is weird to see the person again.

[@adriencheung2273]

man shut up about this carson isnt even in the vid

[@johnlime1469]

Good lord this video feel like a time capsule. There are so many jokes AND PEOPLE that are like "outdated".

[@Cryothia]

4:19 Guess Sakura Beach wasn’t a bit. Fooled me

[@joosh_da_man6410]

9:56 Eyes popping out of your head, jaw dropping AWOOOGA moment

[@FanFoRlYfE]

Remember when this was titled "I have 115 hours in sakura beach"?

[@lamosos]

I would just like to point out that since this video was done less than 2 months ago, he put in 85 more hours in Sakura Beach, that's really impressive.

[@bigbrain9782]

"I'm planting a tr- a bomb"

[@perkon_]

4:29 Hopefully MiniLadd ain't there anymore

[@PacManProductionz77]

I never thought I'd see the day where two of my favorite content creators play CSGO in 2019 (I'm talking about SMII7Y and Schlatt)

[@dgeames1154]

I don't know why, but I cant stop coming back to this video. Its just so entertaining to just listen to this group of people to talk I swear i could watch to a 10 hour video of just them fucking around in discord call together cracking jokes.

[@KingKrish]

I thought it was a weekly slap at first bcuz of the title

[@Taveren]

Smitty andc shlatt, that's a dangerous combination

[@rogos9696]

4:28 Mini Ladd HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@Jasper_C_]

Back in the days

[@enemysamurai]

Had to check the upload date

[@sambutton8494]

9:24 this really do be an *AWOOGA* moment

[@YerBoiDanul]

With the title the way it was, I thought theweeklyslap had uploaded again.

[@turbulence7351]

Schlatt I love ur stuff and your videos are now a part of my day because they make me happy

[@Choclateunicat]

just from the notification, i thought this was a weekly slap upload

[@beter-2226]

Same

[@parakeet5400]

Schlatt has more hours in Sakura Beach than I have hours in my favorite game of all time.

[@milly9713]

The title format had me thinkin this was on weekly slaps And I Was Concerned

[@marsmaria9033]

SAME i was like ,, This Is Certainly An Issue

[@Dinoboned]

This is a very 'Fitz' styled video and I'm not sure how I feel about it. On one hand I love Fitz's videos. On the other I like the slow pacing in most of Schlatt's videos.

[@sadvec6328]

Virgin Gaming KZbinrs: I'm gonna censor the most slightly things to keep monetized CHAD Schlatt: *SAKURA BEACH*

[@justuspickle]

1:40 swagger sinking his own alley oop is just great

[@ziptoid]

“vibe check” **gets ad**

[@thatonegaminggirl73]

"VIBE CHECK" *immediately cuts to an ad about the enviornment*

[@daedalus7286]

True gamers remember when the title was a WeeklySlap title.

[@Paul-no2io]

Yay shlatt has become one of the kangaroo gamer things

[@liamobrien3060]

I don't remember Minecraft having guns

[@thisrecordingsessiontm3633]

What do you mean? Jschlatt's apprentice, Technoblade, has already been shooting poor orphans left and right ever since guns came out...

[@toast9954]

Best crossover in history. Smii7y and schlatt

[@scooty4162]

0:19 read his steam profile description

[@StephenClarkOsu]

schlatt, sometimes ill be sad. then ill watch your videos, and ill be happy. its not much but it makes a big difference in my day to day life. just wanted to say thank you.

[@kirachi2754]

I’m saddened. The title no longer reads “I have 115 hours on Sakura Beach.”

[@sameshmundra7844]

"VIBE CHECK" hard transition into ad

[@patrickenos7206]

When is schlatt gonna become the smp earth arms dealer

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Patriickenos Schlatt isn’t on SMP Earth because he thought it was, and I quote, “fucking stupid”

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

Patriickenos Schlatt isn’t on SMP Earth because he thought it was, and I quote, “fucking stupid”

[@viewer849]

The Sakura Beach content just reminds me that Schlatt started KZbin when he was a TEEN.

[@zerosabs3603]

Truly disgusting, to think that some “people” would do this horrible thing

[@vexations_on_discount]

Truly disgusting, to think that some people would do this horrible thing

[@thomas9074]

guys schlatt got invited to sit with the popular kids

[@maloe8532]

No one mentioning his location being set as Vatican City ?

[@highoninfinity]

"i'll be myself but with way more melanin" BLACKSCHLATT BLACKSCHLATT BLACKSCHLATT

[@prodbyDXVID]

That dollar tree joke was underrated

[@jordy4644]

Watching this at the dinner Table was an big mistake

[@kmlksekhon]

I'm planting a -tree- bomb

[@skimpskomp]

-tree- *_bomb_*

[@his_purpose3]

4:23 that group is just so unfortunate

[@jaketallo1117]

I love how much more edgy the misfit crew gets around schlatt

[@guyknack]

3:06 finally someone who shares my interests

[@race10ftw]

*Sakura beach developers donate to team trees* Imagine

[@PossumOnAVacuum]

Schlatt has a sakura beach profile photo at the time of writing this, I just wanna say I’m very proud

[@grant9855]

Bro not even schlatt and traves can save the forced humor of the misfits christ

[@Tea.K-Sicko]

i wish i had freinds like that lol espically during quarintine

[@kmlksekhon]

I think we all need to consider pants

[@Nightmare-tf7zk]

Probably one of the best CSGO videos on the internet.

[@mineraftist]

Why is my son watching this? -sent from Jacks iPhone 7

[@fireleafwa4140]

I CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS REAL OR A JOKE AHJDKBHH

[@JackanFor]

what

[@bluewuppo]

fireleafwa Its obviously a joke, fuckwad

[@GS03OT]

when shlat captioned, "a lot" as 1 word, i felt that

[@kalumW]

yeah, that bothered me alot