DEAL OR NO DEAL?

Schlatt and the boys get down to business
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What is Sub Rosa?
"Sub Rosa is a multiplayer first-person shooter about tense deals, double-crosses, and the occasional high-speed car chase. Multiple corporations vie for money and power by taking control of different colored disks through clean trades or bloody acquisitions. Both cash and disks are immensely valuable and allow players to purchase guns, cars, equipment, and even stock in their own company’s success from day to day. Smooth transactions and smart business practices with others can eventually lead to riches while a quick trigger and a steady aim can get you there faster as long as you're the one still standing."

[@JixxyJax]

"He was a good man" *"HE TRIED TO KILL ME"*

[@truantakuma6234]

Yeah but he had a good heart ya know

[@mmandersmc]

this random guy came in and played his role perfectly with a full character arc

[@saultypikle]

mmanders honestly I thought it was one of their friends playing a bit💀

[@mmandersmc]

@@saultypikle if it is then I've never heard of him, and they should do more videos with him

[@kidskers6771]

nice pfp

[@samihurley271]

@@mmandersmc its not one of their friends

[@loux3867]

I think he never played a role, he is the role, a god reincarnated in a human body.

[@spoonaddict8805]

"You are in the ghost realm, you will not be able to leave!" Meanwhile: *Ted Nivison is now manager of Nexaco*

[@lmanproductions8680]

Schlatt was discovering ungodly horrors, while Ted was on that grind, striking deals and rising the corporate ladder.

[@Finamajig]

@@lmanproductions8680 I’d like to imagine as Jschlatt descends into hell with Anderson Ted is going on his own journey of corporate double crossing and betrayal

[@spooki3382]

LFMAOO

[@asaknight321]

The complex duality is strong

[@brunettewithglasses]

IM SORRY BUT FREDDIE MERCURY JUST *SHOWING UP* , VAGUELY TREATING SCHLATT, AND THEN DRAGGING HIM ACROSS THE PAVEMENT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@big_sea]

yes

[@therealgameromgomg]

sorry for what

[@SpookyMySharpie]

IRC time

[@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny]

That Was Wild

[@StoneBox_761a]

suddenly, FREDDIE MERCURY!

[@loganeasley4343]

The beginning where the guy was like “you need a ride” genuinely scared me. It’s like I was watching something I wasn’t supposed to.

[@fortie6902]

The type of fear Anderson induces, is something I've never felt before.

[@janfungusamon4926]

@@fortie6902 it was like having a nightmare. It made no sense and I was thoroughly terrified the entire time.

[@rohan5369]

@wjeeheh true

[@nerfknox]

The thing that sealed the deal for me was how everyone there was trying to help schlatt and stop Anderson and yet when they turn around he’s still right behind them.

[@Modsu]

this is found footage

[@zfin87]

“He was a good man” _’h e j u s t t r i e d t o k i l l m e’_

[@deadfound9948]

El Finnle yeah but he has a good heart

[@1RoNy_xd]

"What should we call you?"

[@luvlyghost900]

i wanna like but its at 666

[@andrew_wow6892]

I love Freddie Mercury character arc He goes from a brainless kidnaper to a companion, who is carried by emotions, and tries to resolve problems peacefully

[@Dynamixer]

I would give my left kidney, my appendix and my small intestine for the entire footage. This is literally my favourite video

[@beansaresodelicious]

pay up then

[@revilno]

There’s probably a VOD out there, I know Ted’s is out there

[@chillknight3940]

Anderson has more character development than the average Disney character.

[@limboy5109]

He's The Man

[@Nope-en9bo]

Setting the standards too low

[@SparkRequiem]

And the funniest thing is that it was done in 10 minutes...

[@wesleyrichardson685]

I've been intranced with this character, the way he speaks, the way he sounds and acts are just so.. strange.. so unique.. it's as if he's been there for so long, waiting for someone like schlatt to come along and set him free from his infinite wisdom and knowledge of the world of Sub Rosa.

[@mx5497]

Bruh my lamp has more character development than the average Disney character

[@sammysalmon6923]

The first thing you hear when you enter hell: *"Do you need a ride?"*

[@nubberton1345]

Yeah, i need to go to the Arby's on Elkwood Avenue

[@damienking5885]

The ferry man at the river of stix

[@youcant1299]

But seriously. Thats a belief for real.

[@Aidansstuff_]

Lol

[@jas4666]

I haven’t been offered a ride yet 😤

[@I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles]

This feels like only watching the “must watch” episodes of a show without any other context, perfect.

[@athenamuldrow1664]

This is one of the few times Schlatt had legitimately no control over anything around him. His friends kept disappearing. People kept trying to give him taxi rides or run him over. He entered the shadow realm multiple times. Freddy Mercury came back from the dead and dragged him across the pavement. He was betrayed by his one true friend and was forced to kill him. Indiana Jones was there.

[@squidfowler6059]

The music. The drama. The heartbreak. You can hear the pain as Schlatt guns down his once trusted companion. You can feel the sorrow, the schism inside him. This has the same energy as when Luke found out Vader was his father. The chaos, the suffering, and then, clarity. Schlatt knows what he must do.

[@eli9264]

It’s truly a masterpiece

[@Meowin100]

Thank you I thought only I felt this way. You expressed it incredibly.

[@furrymczplayer18]

The most threatening and terrifying thing to hear: "sir do you need a ride"

[@themailman2401]

I like how KZbin has classified this video as GTA: San Andreas.

[@BenManaois]

I've been coming back and rewatching this masterpiece every couple months since it came out

[@TeeheeX23]

same here, today was the day

[@xavierbenitez1071]

Come watch this again

[@BenManaois]

@@xavierbenitez1071 when I saw this reply I already knew what video it was on

[@zee_fish_]

for real@@xavierbenitez1071

[@thirteenhoursago]

Same. I have returned yet again

[@TSTicklez]

"I was born to kill, step away from him imediately" Gets absolutely anihilated

[@Mr.Moseby.]

borntokill was the other guys name lol

[@nof9395]

Born to kill was prolly the other guys name, “born to kill, please step away”

[@jrbr11]

@@nof9395 borntokill was the black guy, i've seen him playing in the server

[@frame9964]

The fact that Anderson is just some random guy and not one of Schlatts friends makes this whole video so much better

[@kirahviofficial5761]

Call him by his full name

[@nx175]

@@kirahviofficial5761 Anderson Cooper

[@bigpigeon2384]

He’s too powerful to just be a normal person

[@piinncchh]

timestamp who he is plzzzz

[@elijah5989]

@@piinncchh The tanned guy doing the creepy voice the whole video. You WILL address him by his whole name; Anderson Cooper.

[@jakehill8690]

Anderson: "Born to kill, I suggest you step away from him at once." *gets fucking annihilated immediately*

[@rsssfgr1374]

i remember watching carsons stream for this, he and red and everyone would be doing their own rather stupid things in the game and schlatt would show up out of the blue and say some cryptic shit, vanishing as quickly as he appeared. this video was just the perfect add-on to that chaotic nightmare of a stream.

[@casancva]

Is there a vid of it

[@Brainrot420]

Yeah i wish carson wouldnt have done that fucked up shit i miss him he had a great personality

[@kaiden3374]

This is the most accurate we'll ever get to a randomly generated fever dream

[@nev2221]

The first 4 minutes are pure feverish terror.

[@Spore_Money]

@@nev2221 Fr the beginning had me sweating balls

[@andrewmccutchan234]

Yeah this shit was surreal

[@pew3919]

SomeGuyKai bruh 😂

[@vincentfegley6068]

Yeah it looks like a fever dream. Exactly right.

[@JacobPark07]

Anderson went from chasing after Schlatt with a car to protecting him at all costs. At the very end, Anderson became so close to Schlatt that he was willing to tell him his last name, knowing that he would be executed for it, but it didn’t matter as long as it was Schlatt who did it. A true love story.

[@belisarius6949]

And not to mention the other guy contemplating suicide in the shadow realm. It hit me hard when he said: ";-;"

[@myrmesuwu607]

Jshlatt's bizarre adventures

[@jeff09_]

Better love story than twilight

[@tjellee]

he has a bigger character arc then any char form sword art online

[@DeianiraJax]

Gayschlatt

[@lucassalinas1165]

9:24 Is incredibly cinematic what the actual hell

[@EX0ART]

I like how you can tell for once, jschlatt is not in control, He seems actually terrified.

[@freelancerDelta]

“I’ll take the past corner at full speed” *initial d intensifies*

[@jnikmedia3498]

Yeah and back on the rocks was playing too

[@exorbitantmango200]

last* that shit was fucking epic.

[@Omega4z]

*TAKESHI NAKAZATO WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

[@Yozora_Z32]

N-nani?! Kansei Dorifto!

[@SpeedsonicOddTristan]

@@Yozora_Z32 No. It was just a power-slide and you didn't even get the right scene.

[@obiwankenobi6763]

The uncontrollably loud "funny mic" has finally met its match in the lulling tone of Anderson Cooper

[@mckinleewatson9210]

Yes Obi-Wan

[@bigjacob7663]

Hello there

[@tonydomtchenko6681]

Balance has been brought to the force

[@anakinskywanker5509]

Obi Wan I didn’t know you also watched schlatt obi-wan

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

I was wheezing whenever Anderson Cooper talked.

[@Rejoices]

This is the best video shclatt has ever made, I remember watching this now 3 years ago and I was so impressed I rewatched it 4 times and every once and a while still come back. The video is just so charming I love the improv and the fever dream worth of a story it has. I really wish he'd come out with stuff like this again, they were my favorite types of vids

[@robotmaster4515]

Glad schlatt is enjoying life rn but man this era of schlatt was the best. His video style was just so fun. I've seen very few creators manage to replicate that style of absurdist mayhem that was schlatts old videos. This sub Rosa video is just the peak video from this era especially with how everyone else is so insane that they made schlatt of all people seem like the normal one. I'm happy for schlatt and where he is right now but man was this era really fun. Hope someone either replicates it or jschlatt returns to it (temporarily or not) but either way I'm content with it happening at all.

[@spiritwolf448]

@@robotmaster4515 Yep totally agree!!! I also rewatch this video from time to time

[@bestcatowner8711]

Quentin Tarantino has been real quiet since this dropped.

[@carymary645]

Why does this have better character development, story line and plot twist then most modern TV shows

[@I-Maser]

Because its made for fun, not money... (schlatt seeing the money he made with this vid: wut yeah sure)

[@jodapojdp243]

Not to mention the sublime acting and all-star cast.

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

That other dude, Charborg, did an epic shadow realm story line skit.

[@markmathis9616]

@@MrNight-dg1ug Criken was part of the thing with Charborg too, I like his perspective.

[@RaylaEclipse]

Mainstream bad KZbinr good Obviously original commenter is joking, but the agreement the first reply had doesn't seem to be.

[@smokykm5]

Anderson cooper is definitely the best character in the Jschlatt Cinematic Universe

[@slavlad2180]

Other than Jschlatt of course 💀

[@junc3]

The JCU if you will

[@Finfinteo]

“He was a good man” “He just tried to kill me” “Yeah but like... he had a good heart, y’know?” 7:44

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

1:50 holy shit the amount of tension and anxiety in this scene, this rivals 90% of modern movies.

[@ziqazli3977]

when anderson showed up, carson, ted, josh, and mason went on a completely different adventure to schlatt. that whole chain of arcs that schlatt went through could give anyone ptsd

[@goofygoobergod1666]

Carson and Josh went to buy bread , because there was a bread discount , but the store was out of bread.

[@jackotken2393]

@@goofygoobergod1666 the lore is building

[@thelonlyladismad9647]

That was actually terrifying

[@pemo2676]

This was the SAME PLAYTHROUGH?? I would've never guessed it was happening at the same time

[@drei8733]

@@pemo2676 the Lunch Club cinematic universe is quite large after all.

[@harrygnyc]

This video is a psychological horror fever dream.

[@Bateman_Shorts]

True

[@hexon8013]

I agree

[@xo-kora]

it actually does play out like a dream lmao

[@eugeneyuan2060]

Especially when Freddie Mercury is choking you

[@934strawberryfields]

Especially the start

[@smackboi2541]

9:55 top 10 anime betrayal

[@taro8095]

“are we god? no … are you god?” “in some sense, yes.” is such a raw piece of dialogue coming from a jschlatt video.

[@angeln6807]

“When a god bleeds, nobody will believe him anymore.”

[@echo6693]

AngelN isnt that an iron man quote?

[@justinprice4170]

you didnt even quote it right its "If you can make god bleed, the people will cease to believe in him"

[@mememan4885]

“And there will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come.”

[@angeln6807]

Justin Price it’s almost the same thing I forgot how you say it

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

@@justinprice4170 same thing willy

[@dale6505]

I don’t think Sub Rosa has ever been played as a business simulator rather than just an organized crime simulator

[@emmaemma3630]

lol what's the difference

[@Jostyy]

Organised crime is business, baby

[@ItsBocephus]

Yeah exactly

[@Bonelesspotato174]

The "organized" part of organized crime is what makes it a business

[@PowerSpirit50]

It's a bussiness simulator?

[@BasedLegoMaul]

Easily one of the best videos schlatt has ever made

[@unfadingtoast1]

Naming yourself Freddie Mercury and communicating solely through Queen lyrics is such a power move

[@somethingoranother2112]

This was like an entire movie condensed into 11 minutes. True art.

[@IITerranII]

Yes

[@evanchapman2993]

Ikr

[@GENERICNICK-kj4lm]

Watch criken2 sub rosa vids

[@iggiboii]

"Do you need a ride" Coming Summer 2021.

[@The_Mikler-29]

This feels like Schlatt's origin story of becoming a ruthless business man

[@LordMuffinBoi]

The beginning of the Schlatt Cinematic Universe

[@TheLampeKing]

RIP ANDERSON

[@goofygoober2783]

It is

[@tylermortimer2298]

The Schlattening

[@adamstevens9271]

This is Schlatt's Better Call Saul origin story

[@heknowswherefranceis4838]

I just realized this was only 11 minutes long, it feels like it was at least a 30 minute long stand alone show.

[@graysondagent7721]

nothing like a well seasoned and aged jshlatt vid

[@platyx3826]

That one in particular

[@thefrumpydumpling3887]

Why was this legitimately terrifying Everyone just felt so genuinely panicked

[@stratoz6272]

The beginning felt like a weird stressful dream

[@adensavany1621]

TheFrumpy Dumpling Cause this shit was scary. I don’t know how to feel now. There’s a deeper meaning to this we can’t understand

[@Undiluted_Liquid]

yuh;-;

[@thewags4720]

I’ve played this gMe for 5 years this is pretty par for the course

[@castafiorept7309]

Anderson Cooper is an enigma

[@NicelyDressedTopHat]

That ending was straight out of a movie Chief. This whole thing was an experience

[@quidded]

this video is nuts and I wish sub rosa never died.

[@MicrocosmTheCatboy]

This is my favorite schlatt video ever. Its so perfectly chaotic and summarizes everything fun with gaming

[@aviatornic2839]

I love that while all of this was happening, everyone else in lunch club that was playing was off somewhere else together, actually playing the game

[@Trebeach]

The spinoff featuring the weird side character.

[@spreadelmo]

@@Trebeach thats such a good description,its so fucking fitting

[@Nope-en9bo]

Toasty Boy That one anime where the side characters have more interesting experiences than the main characters.

[@gizmoray721]

_Ted Nivison became the president of Nexaco_

[@javviivu]

Schlatt was just doing a really deep side quest

[@sophief755]

this is the embodiment of “mom pick me up i’m scared”

[@Jr-oz6se]

This video is simply a masterpiece, I’ve watched it at least 10 actual times

[@foryoshhi]

6:41 is my favorite scene

[@blakedies]

"I'm not in the ghost realm, that's impossible!" *Freddie Mercury has entered the chat*

[@chilliadistudios]

im so confused why am I laughing at this why is Freddie Mercury here. EDIT: I seen the rest of the video and now I get the joke and now I’m crying rn

[@Mr.Prongles]

@@chilliadistudios "Is this the real life..."

[@freddieh.mercury8893]

chilliadistudios who are you to question me

[@CartwheelJoe]

Anderson seems like a virus in the game that learned how to be more human through Schlatt

[@NoNo-gr8pv]

I really tried to scroll past this comment but it just spoke to me all of a sudden Thank you for bringing this into existence

[@kingofthewayward]

Too wholesome 4 me

[@ProfSir1]

The implications of Anderson gaining sentience is beyond terrifying. Also this game reminds me too much of Killer7.

[@myrtlemands]

this is unironically one of the best videos schlatt has made, its so out of control

[@JoaoPedro-wb8dy]

2:02 one of the best scenes

[@zakroslazaros4428]

"The News may be Fake, but these Bullets are Real" -Schlatt

[@tapperbear8957]

i love how schlatt and the boys are over here making a fever dream while ted nivison is just being a manager at nexaco

[@ilovebigtimerush]

that was my favorite part

[@monkey_mandeluxe7251]

Anderson cooper has the best character arc in this entire episode. Truly the best in the season

[@somestarman892]

That drift kid at 4:00 is actually sick, with the drifting music in the backround lol.

[@andrezits9723]

"Thinking about Anderson Cooper" "Thinking about Freddie Mercury" "Thinking about the shadow realm" "Thinking about getting a free ride"

[@crusade3802]

Andrezits i guarantee to it’s going to be one of these

[@zachuur3207]

"Thinking about my sins"

[@johnathans3306]

Thinking about the ransom

[@gl1zzy999]

thinking about the taxi

[@abee948]

Andrezits you got one

[@doormantdarner7815]

I like how Born To Kill is the only one who talks in text and it makes it 100x scarier

[@wor4656]

He also speaks in a demented Alex Jones voice and Blasts E1M1

[@serendipitoussimon7927]

I remember watching this and it was one of the most surreal experiences I’ve ever had

[@rogue4225]

bruh im crying i forgot about this video. This is so hectic wtf is going on I wish this was a whole show.

[@thomasrice8466]

This was the weirdest episode of The Twilight Zone I’ve ever seen

[@palo6559]

Thomas Rice yeah the guy didn’t even appear at the beginning :/

[@fredjoe100]

*The Shadow Realm

[@rajiraji3326]

Ayyyy i was the 1,000 like! Your welcome!!!!!!

[@uranus9349]

Bruh

[@Jay-pz5zx]

The fact that everyone's voices are so much quieter then schlatts makes this seem like a fever dream

[@alexbussiere2475]

I think this whole video makes it seem like a fever dream, not just the quiet voices..

[@Meatspud2198]

All of shclatt’s videos are fever dreams

[@indisciipline]

There has never been a normal playthrough of Sub Rosa

[@dijyy]

Then schlatt makes it seem like a fever dream?

[@Brian-zj4mm]

This is the darksouls of video-storytelling

[@theycallmepig1042]

hands down one of my favorite uploads of all time

[@friendly_sitie]

This is honestly one of the best videos on the platform and Schlatt's magnum opus

[@YouTubechannel-cv2ph]

I feel like this is the story of how Jschlatt became the cut throat businessman he is today.

[@josephfavor7419]

Lumpy From The Star Wars Holiday Special origin story

[@lothricknight4221]

Jschlatt: Origin

[@Jorge-jp3kw]

No, this is after Schlatt did all his mafia shit, Schlatt and Toblerone I think it was played this game 2 years ago.

[@lukebazin5836]

A prequel of sorts like mgs 3

[@mariaaa_lk]

the best comment award goes to you

[@AlmightyPlague]

9:05 “You can’t tell a soul...” Schlatt: “I won’t” _uploads it to youtube_

[@wondertwo6717]

Almighty Plague Technically he didn’t tell anyone, Anderson told us.

[@yourlocalarsonist2258]

this entire video felt like a 90's horror movie with a plot twist in the end

[@cheesyuser3199]

I come back to this video at least once a month.

[@Ghost_Director]

Same

[@karnak1023]

Anderson is probably one of the most foreboding and ominous men I've seen.

[@harryfoat5141]

I've never witnessed such a heroic and yet utterly terrifying being

[@eliza_8170]

..call him by his real name

[@bananawaltz8807]

@That person with an anime profile picture 2 Fool. Do you know the consequences of uttering his name in the mortal plain?

[@Tonytonychopperalt]

@That person with an anime profile picture 2 how do ppl know his actual name :o Edit: nvm I'm stupid 😩

[@combativeThinker]

@@harryfoat5141 The most powerful and zealous heroes are often the most terrifying.

[@emilyc9467]

this is the single most terrifying video i have ever witnessed

[@SpeedsonicOddTristan]

This is still my favourite Jshlatt video

[@jackl4151]

This is the best Jschlatt video. Nothing has ever topped this

[@admiralgremlin6767]

I love when Freddie Mercury holds schlatt to the ground and play “So you think you can stop me and spit in my eeyyyee”

[@Thwack992]

Stone me*

[@Czolny]

And music starts play louder

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Thwack thank you

[@jonndunn]

This would sound weird out of context

[@MilesAway]

How do people hear stop me? It's clearly stone me. Sorry to sound like a dick I just genuinely dont understand.

[@funny_picks1554]

Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about the shadow realm”

[@carbonmonteroy]

Alternatively: "thinking about Anderson Cooper

[@xibo2971]

Or "Thinking about getting a ride somewhere"

[@glistlo]

"thinking about Freddy Mercury"

[@schlim6763]

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet

[@jackiesanford8123]

Bro I’m sorry but where Anderson is chairing Schlatt through the desert, is the funniest visual

[@Mkat1227]

This literally felt like dreams I have and I hated every second of it.

[@rando23232]

But I, I love every, teeny tiny second of it.

[@rustywarrior6396]

It’s like a fever dream I never wanna wake up from

[@crazybone98xd10]

This is the cursed backstory of the Cutthroat Businessman know as, Jsclatt.

[@exijo5]

I still come here from time to time. One of the best videos I´ve ever seen on youtube.

[@nicozandhuis1865]

Anderson: act 1 villain, act 2 ally, act 3 Anderson Cooper

[@aia4091]

9:32 idk why but something about this scene gives me the chills. anderson deserves a grammy for this bit.

[@talon6097]

Celeste This while video is gold

[@whampa8273]

The ds3 music makes it so good

[@ChaBoiNeil]

Dark Souls 3 Main Menu Theme goes perfectly with it...

[@kattisc3778]

The framing of the other guy with the gun behind him is just *chefs kiss*

[@Lysergic_]

"_Anderon Cooper_" *shoots in head* *music fades over* that was a scene that matched the intensity of every classic criminal detective movie

[@SkooterSon]

_"Anderon Cooper"_

[@Lysergic_]

@@SkooterSon anderdon dooper

[@NAME-yg9ic]

7:00 if anyone looking for it

[@ahugefan8771]

I keep coming back to this video everytime I feel down :) thanks big guy

[@abemartin8095]

This was Schlatt’s magnum opus. The suspense, the laughs, the tears, the shocks. Everything about this seemingly chaotic chain of events that started off as a bone chilling escape from the psychopath Anderson. After Schlatt got to understand that Anderson was just trying to help him out, their relationship unfolded into a bond between Anderson and Schlatt. After they were able to escape the Uber Driver from hell, Anderson decided to reveal his deepest, darkest secret to his only friend that truly understands him and likes him for who he is. When Anderson reveals to Schlatt that he is indeed CNN reporter Anderson Cooper, Schlatt is disgusted and heartbroken that his best friend that protected and looked after him was a D E M O C R A T! Schlatt learns that in this world you can never trust anybody. Knowing what he has to do, Schlatt takes his first step in becoming the Ruthless business man, KILL ANYBODY THAT STANDS IN YOUR WAY! On that day, Schlatt knew that to put your trust in somebody else, is to put your heart with them as well, and Schlatt wasn’t gonna let anybody rip his heart from out of his chest like Anderson Cooper did to him. From that day on, Schlatt became HEARTLESS. Besides, if you don’t have a heart, how can someone stomp on it. Schlatt later became the most successful business man the world has ever seen. Schlatt knew that friendship and love was a distraction, but there was one thing that would never break his heart, MONEY! Although he’s had multiple business partners along the way, he knew that he could never love them like he loved Anderson. Besides, that’s just inviting someone to crush him while his guard is down. As a successful businessman, you need to ensure your success at any cost, even if it means sacrificing someone you once loved. Besides, love is just an illusion. The only real joy in this world is success, and what’s more successful then having money, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Schlatt lived be these principles ever since this fateful event. Is Schlatt’s story a tragedy or a success story, it depends on who you ask. But to Schlatt, his story was a success story because he only craves success and to him, MONEY IS SUCCESS!

[@rando23232]

The best movie ever in this mortal coil and the shadow realm.

[@charIaw]

This is why I love sub rosa, it has so many unique people and just watching it alone makes me want to play it.

[@theseus8408]

This whole thing legitimately felt like a sort of thriller movie. The betrayal, the turns and the Tokyo drifting. All for the power of being the most ruthless business man. Schlatt couldn’t take not being the most powerful man that there was so he did what he needed. Truly a tale for the centuries.

[@funnicat8038]

Dr. Fish PhD yes it is.

[@olli325]

This needs much more likes than it has.

[@babbababababba2854]

*"Freddy mercury plays this game and he just runs around saying 'heehee'"* A for effort schlatt

[@dapperbunch5029]

I love battle of ice put over the first part, it's amazing.

[@TheLiuKang]

This is truly the best video of all time

[@YTSylantys]

Keep coming back

[@icompilehitogatatrainpsas7639]

This entire video feels like something we were never meant to see.

[@gabekiehn3663]

Anderson Cooper was a man of mystery, despair, and kindness. He will be missed.

[@wildfox1562]

F for Anderson Cooper.

[@Tark0wo]

When he died, I felt the same emotion as when ghost died. Pure, unadulterated betrayal.

[@barbecuesauceonmytitties780]

F

[@Budder1252]

F

[@mr.sushifish9044]

F

[@lightlysalted8874]

8:45 that whole sequence made me laugh so hard

[@succo928]

10 minutes of pure psychological horror

[@cork5379]

This could be a full on movie and I would *pay* to see it

[@samwilliams1994]

It is beyond amazing that this isn't scripted

[@vangod1]

The ending had me fucking rolling, the sequence of events was just so perfect

[@lacroixpoison9030]

The sad thing is I agree

[@cheebee3128]

“Freddy Mercury was running around saying HEEHEE” everything was wrong with that sentence

[@Sky_Guy]

Freddy Mercury over there sailin' on the prairie!

[@thedeliveryboy1123]

it's a rock

[@scottcockton]

2:06 is literally every car chase in a action movie and it amazing how good it is

[@fhantum6519]

Anderson Cooper is terrifying, he survived WAY more then what the average player in that game could.