I Took The World’s CHEAPEST Cruise (ONLY $11/DAY)

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[@Azteck9]

The Unholy Trinity of Rachet travel. 🚌 = Greyhound ✈️ = Spirit 🚢 = Carnival

[@ThatBeaver1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@seeingeyesseelies9545]

I've heard that Carnival is the Walmart of cruise lines...thanks for a realistic review of the good and bad. A party boat booze cruise is not for me. No offense to anyone who enjoys that experience.

[@randymarsh3582]

lol

[@hitthecouch]

Honorable mention: Frontier Airlines😂

[@weirdphax5406]

I cruised with carnival and it was actually not bad

[@lisalee3067]

Based on the price this trip went exactly as expected.

[@mrffbmanagerguy6322]

so are the higher priced cruises more (for lack of a better word "civilized") and how much are they? never been but interested

[@rdknght17]

@@mrffbmanagerguy6322 yes. Norwegian or royal are better in my opinion.

[@mrffbmanagerguy6322]

@@rdknght17 thanks. how much do they cost

[@dennisinkwa5233]

🤣🤣🤣

[@suitelife22]

@@mrffbmanagerguy6322 at least $800 per person for ocean. Depends on itinerary. Norwegian offers drink packages in the pricing. Lots of variables to selecting a cruise.

[@amber.jocelyn]

I just booked a “ghettoway” on Carnival and I need to mentally prepare myself! This is probably the best and most transparent review video.

[@roythousand13]

You should record your experience on the cruise and post it on KZbin!

[@mikej5959]

Even on the cheaper ones you can avoid activities that you don’t want to be apart of . Generally even the more out going people are respectful but keep in mind it’s a ship so only so far you can get

[@rafaelasantana7695]

lol a guettoway lol

[@Gibson-md9yi]

A ghettoway hahahaha lol😅

[@alicewonder0]

Pls don't die.

[@Boulder_Bill]

My mom has you beat, she's been on a $20 dollar cruise. Someone put a decimal in the wrong spot and they still honored it.

[@stephaniet5448]

Good for your Mom! That’s GREAT! 👍🏼

[@user-wj5sr3tv2s]

I beat both of you Cesar’s rewards gives me free cruise ship multiple times a year $0 😅😂

[@Joshua_Peller]

That is awesome super fun

[@craqqem8976]

@@user-wj5sr3tv2syooo damn??? Do you just stay & play at Ceasars palace a lot? Ive always wondered how those Vegas hotel rewards work. Im in Vegas once a month and i always think theyre trying to scam me 😂

[@mrcrunchy9969]

@@user-wj5sr3tv2show many times do you gamble? Or do you even gamble or just purchase the other activities for the points?

[@atlienrider6048]

You are a heck of a storyteller. I felt like I was there.

[@masbella_]

Hahaha same!!😅

[@phatgringo2.0]

N word 🤣

[@icantreead]

closest id like to be to living that experience lmao

[@damntory4309]

Oh God I felt like I'm glad I wasn't there! Lol

[@involvementinc7748]

I agree with Atlien Rider...you painted a picture with words! Great job!

[@dreambig7081]

My first cruise was this year in 2022 and it was on Carnival. The staff and ship were OK it was the passengers that were sketchy. I felt high class for the first time in my life.

[@jeffsmith8065]

Das funny

[@jendavis592]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@slimshady3648]

🤣

[@KrystleCarrington6688]

Say high class 😂 was on Mardi Gras Sept ‘21 and on liberty for my birthday June of ‘22 & I’ve never felt so classy. I do prefer the newer ships myself though.

[@janariley1648]

I would love to hear more lol

[@beaub650]

$11 a day with food?!?!?! Better than being homeless.

[@mattm1686]

$11 a day you could just go from one to another and just live on the cruise ship cheaper than being homeless in your car in the new America thanks Joe!

[@domgia9248]

NY could save a ton of money and be ready at a moments notice to ship them off to another country

[@dahntayramez3440]

Until Yal Hit A Iceberg & We Knw How That Ends 😂

[@ubernerrd]

@@mattm1686 Some people actually do that.

[@alecscarcliff9522]

@@dahntayramez3440 yea nobody shares the ice chunk and you die

[@RosinDaddy5280]

The whole ship only had 1 jar of parmasean cheese 😂😂😂😂

[@aqua6613]

And it was shavings from the pedicure place 😅

[@aqua6613]

It was shavings from the pedicure place 😅

[@bflo716]

I was on the conquest in 2005, during hurricane katrina. We left New Orleans just a few days before the hurricane hit. I vividly remember my parents watching the storm track and I knew they were getting concerned. On our way back we couldn’t outrun the hurricane and wound up in the roughest water I’ve ever experienced. We weren’t allowed outside, we couldn’t go to certain top deck interior areas, glass breaking left and right. While walking you would literally be thrown as the ship went through the waves. Quite the experience to live through. We were rerouted to Galveston as the city of New Orleans was wiped off the map. Our 7 day cruise turned into 8 days as they allowed us to stay overnight in Galveston to help with getting home. Unbelievable experience that I’ll never forget. But because of this experience, the conquest is my favorite ship of all time.

[@667neighborofdabeast]

Wow, what an experience. I’ve been on cruise ships during storms but Katrina was something else. I was in Clearwater Beach, Florida as Katrina was passing through the gulf and it was a bit more gloomy and stormy for a couple of days but nothing out of the ordinary.

[@tiffanybarnes3831]

Wow that's wild good thing all of you made it out ok , I will be on the conquest in September 😊

[@getshorty7549]

you should write a book about your experience! my God...

[@scotthatlestad954]

We were headed for Tampa on a cruise ship, but ended up in Fort Lauderdale. There were puke bags every few feet in the hallways. When we went around the tip of Florida there was a bunch of cruise ships in cluster waiting for Katrina to decide where it wanted to go.

[@originalsupaslim504]

Hey guys 👋🏾 Checking in from New Orleans ⚜️⚜️⚜️ We’re still here 💪🏾 at the bottom of the map 😉

[@mycalbrooks8161]

“Everybody was twerking and throwing it back” 🤣🤣🤣

[@tarreemhacaruso2687]

😂😂😂😂😂why did this comment show up at the right time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@teewhy2602]

Carnival went from the Walmart cruise line to Section 8 cruising.

[@BillLaBrie]

Lmao 😂

[@blist14ant]

White people are mostly on section 8 by the way😂😂😂

[@TheStreetFoolosopherMr187]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrJoseoz]

Section 8 still exists? Lol

[@marysegura5157]

Lmfao

[@MissionSilo]

11 dollars a day? That's about 400 to 500 a month. Thats food and all amenities included? Thats cheaper then rent on land

[@slamjackson2137]

He says in the first minute or so that it comes out closer to $200 for 4 nights, with a $50 on board credit.

[@wileecoyote5749]

yeah but either you or girl will be a baby mama to a h00d nigha. No good

[@user-hz5rk5vy1t]

​@@slamjackson2137$37.50/day is good also. If I was a young and had a remote job, I'd do this all of the time. Laptop + Starlink mobile and I'd be good to go.

[@javierp9624]

I’m living there😂

[@paulcolburn3855]

Its seriously off season. Its the slowest week of the year. That is why it was so cheap. Probably in September or maybe October.

[@jeffersoncheney]

My wife and I, we are an older couple, would go on the Carnival Liberty every year for Thanksgiving /her birthday cruise. It's a cheap cruise and we found it was full of people just wanting to party. A little too rowdy for us. We couldn't even go out and enjoy our balcony with all the people smoking pot. When covid hit, we stopped cruising. When you pay more, I feel like it's more enjoyable for us. Sorry if I sound like a grumpy old man. Enjoy the video.

[@tonyh6438]

You don’t sound like a grumpy old man you hit the bull’s-eye dead on. My wife and I hadn’t been on a carnival in five years and don’t plan on going back.

[@tonyh6438]

By the way try celebrity.

[@KBlocker29]

I hate what the internet has become. You’re allowed your opinion. You had an experience you didn’t enjoy and expressed it respectfully. There’s nothing wrong with you not liking it and you don’t sound like a grumpy old man. Carnival has never done me wrong but that is MY experience. I’m rambling at this point but I just wanted to let you know you have the right to your opinion and you expressed it respectfully. I hope you and your wife continue to cruise and find a better fit for you. Happy Sailing!

[@Kelaine72]

how do people get weed on the ship? Asking for a friend....lol

[@alicemiriah]

@@Kelaine72 right 💀 I’m just curious 👀

[@MultitaskingGuy]

This felt like if Carlton was explaining to me what him and will got into on the weekend. I’m here for it.

[@assatataughtme3552]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BRAELON67]

😂😂😂

[@AudreysBrains]

“It was ratchet, but I’m adaptable” 😂

[@keshaunblack6596]

“ And just like that they called out fisticuffs “

[@brianriddle191]

😂😂

[@janeprepper177]

As a senior citizen on a fixed income, I 'might' have to take this cruise 😮 Affordable way to knock something off my bucket list.

[@megank3358]

Me and my fiance would take it 🤷‍♀️

[@2ticketsplease898]

Yea and u can knock off some of that dusty poont on that boat

[@sabrinatai31]

That is disgusting ​@@2ticketsplease898

[@sharonfincher2032]

It's really not that bad, he's a joke,

[@ichaffee1]

There has to be a better way to spend your precious time 😂

[@TheNana622]

You interviewing that man during the fight is so funny to me lol

[@richbrooks834]

One of the best cruise reviewers I’ve watched. Clear, concise, and just enough detail without beating a dead horse. I appreciate your efforts, thank you!

[@Cha-da-ska-dum]

Same I truly appreciate the info & overall best detailed review. Now I've never been on a cruise ship Never Eva but how you gave precise and fun info made me feel like I actually was on that cruise 🛳 thanks again. Hopefully one day I'll have enuf change 💰 saved up to go on one. Thanx again

[@glennthomas3366]

Hehehe 😂

[@anotherone-xp9ox]

the only beating was during the cruise

[@jchannel8583]

All the drug use, loose women, drama, and fights seems like a plus to me. Never been on a cruise before, but when I do go, it's going to be a $50 carnival cruise. Thanks for the great review.

[@roems6396]

If I were still in my 20s, I’d agree with you. Usually cruises are known for old people, but the two cruises I went on in my teens, and again in my 20s, were both filled with drinks and girls. Good times.

[@lauraw5722]

I have to say... my recent Galveston to Cozumel Carnival cruise was ratchet all the way across the board. DO NOT RECOMMEND! There is something about the mix of people on this short cruise run that is inherently messy. I did a similar RC cruise and the difference was startling.

[@mzgeist]

@@lauraw5722And what do you mean "mix of people" you subtle racist Karen

[@ventedthesenuts]

Ur going to love Detroit

[@roems6396]

@@ventedthesenuts Sure, there’s lots of stuff to do in Detroit. It gets a bad rap because of the hood, but it’s not all like that.

[@JumuZica]

Someone stole the Parmesan

[@HKReadings]

🤣🤣🤣

[@HKReadings]

On the first day…

[@justindream4418]

Watch the parmesan song

[@Sam69nice]

They knew eventually it would go missing and they didn’t have any spares, so they figured taking it for themselves was the best option. Fair play with no spares on board to be fair.

[@Diesel257]

This is the dude you want to travel with. Leave your pet peeves at home and roll with what comes. I bet he's respectful to staff and non travelers.

[@masbella_]

*OMG! You had me CRYING 😭 with laughter! I wasn’t even interested in watching a cruise review but the title caught my attention and your personality had me glued to the video. Good job! I’m now subscribed!* 😂😂😂🤣🥹

[@MB-bl2hj]

Girl same!!! I’m over here cracking up!

[@kaizahjones99]

He is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@TheMetroDetroiter]

I'm crying 😭😭 too

[@natalietran1997]

Hilarious

[@spicemilktea]

Lmao same 😂

[@tashalachacha]

I think that picking a cruise is like picking a neighborhood to live in. The more you pay the better the neighborhood.... Sometimes 🇺🇲🤔🇺🇲

[@elouise5593]

I am glad you added the word sometimes.

[@MrMtz-mr8xx]

Most of the time!!

[@vonniv5813]

I just got off Royal Caribbean wonder of the seas and it was AWFUL AND BORING!!

[@krguti1986]

So you mean to tell me if I pay more, I get more? 🤯

[@atlsongbyrd6084]

Right cause it’s probably younger what you pay for 🥴

[@SuperBrowndog1]

You just did the BEST promo video for Carnival I've ever seen. They should pay you for making this video. I think people love it. 😍

[@PaulLoveless-Cincinnati]

It's totally obvious that you are a performer. Every performing artist I've ever met in NYC has this ability to be gregarious while at the same time being incredibly neutral and having a demeanor that makes it impossible to determine where they are from and what their background is.

[@mattbasford]

I just wanna say your delivery/presentation/content and overall review were on point. Nicely done.

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@junglekutz5625]

Absolutely!

[@gaudylady7]

😂The lady twerking & being slapped on the cheeks by random people TOOK ME OUT😂😂😂. I knew it would be downhill from there…

[@AB-pp1wx]

Really enjoyed his storytelling ability. Funny but seemingly unbiased and honest!!

[@kellytew107]

I love your reviews!! I think you are more than fair and honest! Thank you, keep doing what you’re doing, please. ❤

[@xcreeseseater38]

This is a hilarious review and I would expect nothing less from a 50 dollar carnival cruise from Miami

[@areguapiri]

It was a $200 cruise.

[@b_ks]

It was a $150 cruise.

[@jamiejones6994]

@@b_ks So the title 50$ cruise is a lie?

[@mr.froglegs]

It started at 50 bucks but with taxes and fees goes up to 150, just the nature of cruising. I went on an MSC cruise and it had a 600 buck gratity fee on top of the $1,500 we already spent. ​@@jamiejones6994

[@naomiarenberg1163]

For the price, this actually sounds pretty nice for low income individuals, definitely not families though. My parents go on luxury cruises and I assure you that those cruises have their issues as well. My advice though is never engage troublesome passengers, discreetly inform security because you don't want a problem with anyone on board if you can help it.

[@draco4540]

when there are enough troublesome people around, you don't have to look for trouble. trouble will find you easy enough. i'm just surprised that homo sapiens have survived as long as we have, with all the idiots/troublemakers out there.

[@izzyrov5814]

Luxury cruises have their issue, but not like the cheap cruises 🙄

[@copperfish543]

It’s because the idiots in the past were sent to prison and tortured.

[@fartgod6983]

This man taught me that Carnival is the Spirit airways of the seas

[@ricktheslick6926]

This video was extremely well done. Good job😎👍

[@haileyl3645]

Lol "they seemed kind of angry" this is an incredibly accurate description of the Miami cruise port!

[@terrybogart589]

All.customs.agents at airports too.

[@memyself898]

As a Miami native, it's kind of Miami in general.

[@voltrondefofunv5708]

​​@@memyself898probably because they are tired of you guys,but I guess they do it to theirsleves selling the state as a tourist state like the azz of athletes and celebrities you all kiss and they hate you all and what they do.

[@valleyesogwa5058]

No matter the cost every cruise is always an adventure

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@juarezderrick9647]

@@electrictroy2010 shut up, we get it

[@btbfray289]

I loved the conquest. First and only cruise but it was a great experience.

[@theconfusingwords]

This was a very well paced, comprehensive review. Thank you!

[@jordaneddings4032]

I sailed on the Conquest for a week in June 2019. Best week of my life. On deck 10, directly above the bridge, is known as the secret deck. I was there every night. No lights, no people, and serene views and blissful breeze.

[@sugacoatme5641]

Not twerking and throwing it back 😂😂😂 I need to book asap!

[@KimberlyReviews]

My exact thoughts when he said that😅

[@KBlocker29]

This made me laugh so hard

[@Ianisatool]

Gurl me too. Had me tickled. Sounds like my kind of cruise 😂

[@drewgootz1713]

why do blacks fight so much ?

[@Jimmydean51]

​@drewgootz1713 why do you bomb hospitals and kill women and children

[@paf268]

You need to know you’re great at this KZbin thing. Your videos are refreshing to the point, great pacing, and you make it interesting. Don’t let anyone tell you differently

[@davidhoffman8122]

We have been on the Glory, the Conquest and will be on the Liberty in July 2024. We really enjoy the Conquest class.

[@aryah66]

I hollered at "hint of sewage" 😮

[@benvasilinda9729]

For that price, u can’t be disappointed at all. That’s so cheap that it’s less than what u would spend in ur own town per day.

[@Philip-ss4qd]

I know this video is old but man I have to compliment your style! Excellent, to the point and not disparaging to anyone. You sir have class!

[@FeazzyHD]

I love carnival cruises and never really had those negative experiences lol. One of my favorite memories is dancing with a group of like 8 random older women. They had me sandwiched and it was just so much fun

[@anthonymigchelbrink3254]

The classic Carnival ships, including Carnival Conquest, were designed by architect Joe Farcus. They are so underrated. He was there from the beginning and deserves some credit for helping the cruise industry shake its stodgy image. He has a book with a lot of photos from the ships he designed.

[@dogmom7698]

I thought the Conquest was beautiful!

[@Phisherman86]

Launched in 2002

[@kamikazemelon787]

Man even for something built in 2002 I'm still amazed at how insanely large and complicated these ships are. I've got an amateur interest in early-mid 20th century cruise liners and warships, and man...for the cheapest cruise available this is ultra-mega super-luxe first class for $200 by those standards... great video!

[@allhandsonsteamdeck1440]

Cruise ship : here People: 1000s 5:00 Parmasan cheese: 1 shaker for the boat 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@OrochiShiki]

Yeah I'm over here looking like "There's an elevator in here?!"

[@lukago677]

This ship is forever in my memory; my first cruise really enjoyed the Bahamas.

[@SuzanneDeniseB]

New sub! Never been on a cruise..I get anxiety attacks thinking about it. I happened to stumble upon your videos..Now Im living vicariously through your posts! Appreciate you!

[@fluoriteheals]

NEVER going on a cruise!

[@koldestever1551]

"...and just like that, they called out fisticuffs!"

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@juarezderrick9647]

@@electrictroy2010 shut up

[@MB-bl2hj]

Nah that part did it for me ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Honey30319]

Sounds like the soul plane of the seas. Great commentary

[@georgejungle138]

You’re beautiful

[@saints0931]

Spirit

[@bethearl8686]

What a great video!! Loved it.

[@tamaraf.w9487]

I like the frequent announcement. Communication is key, even though theres an app. I like knowing and getting reminded what events are going on that day.

[@naturalnatemarvel9594]

Section 8 cruise

[@mr.nnamdiakoma3617]

Those immoral people on that cruise shall be punished

[@LakeNipissing]

Very good review. I have never been on a cruise yet. This certainly gives very good insight into the pros and cons of the bargain cruise. Never thought a cruise event existed for under 200$ with taxes and fees. It costs 80$ for a return ferry ticket to Catalina Island, and that's only one hour each way with no cabin!

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@juarezderrick9647]

@@electrictroy2010 we get it crackhead you have said that on every comment and this one has nothing to do with that at all.

[@mauricamontgomery8225]

I took a 3 day carnival cruise to Catalina for 187.00

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Crazy

[@ShawnShipstad]

Your romm looked fairly good. I am glad it was not a nightmare for you-Great video-Thank you. I am not a cruise guy.

[@danny-li6io]

Finally a cruise for the Spirit Airlines species.

[@amandaallen5888]

My family took our first cruise on the Conquest in 2007. Haven't been on the ship since but we have very fond memories of this ship.

[@sissimpson]

I love the tackiness of the older Carnival ships!

[@CubanDivaOfficial]

I been to Carnival Breeze and Vista and going this year again in Aug and we have never thank God had any issues. I love cruises.

[@lisaparks5054]

Absolutely love this review. I found it very entertaining.

[@spacemanpope]

I love the commentary. The experience couldn't have been explained any better. Well done!

[@AmberlynTucker]

I went on the 8 day, 7 night carnival cruise to the Bahamas out of NY/NJ and they rarely ever were on the loudspeaker, the app was HEAVILY pushed so people could do stuff at their leisure, they quietly left notes of what excursions you could book while you were out at dinner (their dining hall was AMAZING with the best staff) AND no matter what they remembered who you were, your favorite drinks, your favorite foods and suggested amazing things bc they got to know you as people. AMAZING cruise line.

[@Lovetheworldbeone]

How was the feeling of the cruise, was it a hard core party crowd or just the usual have a good time.

[@AmberlynTucker]

@@Lovetheworldbeone It was a good mix! There were nightly club activities and over 21 activities if you wanted to party that happened later at night, tons of comedy shows for the chill late night crowd. There was always a mix of stuff to do during the day too. Absolutely best vacay I've ever taken

[@jamielehman4934]

​@@AmberlynTucker Do you remember which ship?

[@patricialong61]

My favorite cruise ship is the DREAM,my son and I went on a 6 day cruise we had a blast,there was something to do all the time,I hated to leave the ship ,the Dream,if you've never been never sailed on it,it is beautiful.next cruise is the dream for sure.

[@calit5861]

That is the difference between a 4 day cruise and 7 day cruise... more ratchet people can afford the 4 day cruise

[@slimeballedem]

crazy i went to the bahamas on one when i was 10 and its still one of my greatest memories 13 yrs later

[@cruiselifeeric]

I've sailed Conquest three times and going a 4th time in October. I've always had a good time on Conquest, and every Carnival Cruise I've taken. One of the previous conquest cruises there definitely was some "shenanigans" going on, but nothing that I was directly involved in and that even came close to impacting my cruise negatively. Always enjoy the live music, comedy, and guy's burgers among other things.

[@kitiaram6613]

I love the Conquest, we cruised on it in 2008 and 2009. I feel like the cheaper a cruise is, the more likely that you will get people who dont get to do stuff like that often and dont know the appropriate behaviours and attitudes on ship, which is so different from being on land. And the cheaper a cruise, the more likely to get more people who should know better but will spend more to drink more and then act like fools.

[@luv2luv720]

Some people don't have the appropriate behavior & attitude to be in public anywhere lol

[@childishgambino4845]

Yup!! Totally agree! Makes is soooo awkward when they come up to you, beaming w/ excitement and in COMPLETE disbelief about some standard cruise 🚢 feature 😅

[@rasta487]

Nightmare

[@hushpuppy3]

The Conquest for my first ever cruise and that ship will always hold a special place in my heart. The one thing I do not like about Carnival is the announcements. No so much the amount of them, but the fact that you cannot hear them in your room. You hear the tones and you have to jump up off your bed/couch/balcony and sprint to the door and open it so you can hear the announcement in the hallways. I know some people do not want announcements coming int their room, but I would actually prefer it.

[@luv2luv720]

Should have a button for a speaker in room

[@stevemiller2125]

Ours was in our room on the Mardi Gras

[@teddymcqueen812]

i just tune them out, no problem

[@MichaelBrant]

We had the same exact experience on Carnival Radiance, the LA version of the “section 8 cruise” 😂 particularly with the comedians. First was absolutely hilarious. Second was so bad we left after about 10 mins. We took Carnival Conquest for a 2 week repositioning from San Diego to Miami. So it was definitely a much different vibe than the 4 day.

[@rtblaze7915]

This was an objective review that covered every base, so to speak. I wouldn't be so diplomatic next time, though. There are enough types of cruises out there for one to feel justified in speaking his mind on a specific cruise or cruise line. Regardless, you did a great job, and I watched the whole thing. Thanks for your brevity, too! Much appreciated! ❤

[@CursedDepartmentEastOffice]

This is the funniest cruise review I've ever seen. Offered to buy some grass right there on the boat? Come on now LMAO. But at the same time it's very detailed and informative.

[@sirswayzee1220]

I thought cruises cost over 1000

[@jamiejones6994]

@@sirswayzee1220 They do

[@ladyboutit]

Carnival lover here and I will say EVERYTHING you said is valid and true from the food, activities, and the fellow passengers on the smoking deck 😜which is the reason I love carnival! It’s the hood on the seas I am able to stay far enough away from the drama but close enough to watch and have a great story to tell. I’m check out some of your other videos now❤

[@RedRoseSeptember22]

Lmfao...hood on the seas...that's a pass for me then, I ain't trying to sail with a bunch of hood rats.

[@kaysmith4594]

It does sound really entertaining. I would be one of the pot smokers, sitting quietly in the corner, watching the mayhem unfold 😅😊

[@EastLA-kv2ee]

I’m going on my 50th birthday, I grew up in the hood so I’m cool with weed and night clubs and all that.💯

[@EastLA-kv2ee]

@@kaysmith4594 me too 🤣

[@macwyll]

"Hood Of The Sea"! I love it!

[@user-mg7pk4fq5o]

Outstanding, honest and accurate review!

[@bryanjohnson8162]

I've never been on a cruise ship before I think having announcements like that would be very helpful for a first timer 👍👍

[@jungledog82]

A few years ago, my girlfriend and I set sail from New York City on a cruise. For the full experience, we opted to stay in a suite located on a high floor. The New Yorkers who were also on the cruise exhibited very questionable character traits. The same group of them was seen by us stealing watches from the watch booth, fighting, and smoking weed in their rooms. Their attire for breakfast and dinner was wearing thong bathing suits. At every event that my friend and I went to, they were always there, and they never failed to engage in some kind of brawl or to behave in a manner that was both loud and annoying.

[@elbolsillo]

Ugh, dang white people…

[@jeremyroberts991]

😂😂

[@georgejungle138]

“New Yorkers”

[@jasminewoodson4948]

My first cruise ever was on the conquest and I had the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. Definitely gave me the cruise bug real bad 😂 everybody was friendly, I enjoyed the food and events and it was overall just a good time

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@dukesixtwo]

Literally same. Just took my first one with my family , 4 night conquest… and i enjoyed tf out of it. Ready to go back again and do it another time!

[@freddiesoto4868]

You kinda look like one of the ones that was ratchetly twerking lol

[@swagman234563]

I got back last Tuesday and I've been trying to book another one since I left 🙃

[@dambertaylor5334]

Same!

[@dayrodriguez4616]

Idk what it is about this video .. but I love it !! Very informative, very funny content lol

[@the-andre]

Yeah. Carnival can be GA-ZET-TOE. No surprises here. We have done the other smaller Carnival ships. Yes - ghetto. We have also done BTW - Mardi Gras and Celebration (their largest ships.) They were civilized. However, I have to give a shout out to cruise director David Rose (Magic) - he was great and could really work the crowd. The child took us back! Great review Jay!

[@SmokeEater7]

J, you don't need to be shot. Your giving us an honest review of your experience on Conquest. Unfortunately, no I guess fortunately I'm starting to realize that Carnival Cruise Line is going down hill and down hill fast. Been loyal with Carnival for several years (Plantium) and recently tried Royal Caribbean for the second time. Passengers on Royal were all very well behave and respectful. May even become Loyal to Royal in the near future. It's really ashame that Carnival is allowing such behaviors as you described to continue on. ( And we have also experienced). Also I appreciate your views and hope some day get to me you on a cruise! Take Care & Happy Cruising!

[@elouise5593]

Hopefully, Carnival will wise up, and beef up security, cut alcohol off after a couple drinks and stop selling that alcoholic drinks package! 15 drinks allowed per day is way too much alcohol!

[@jcspotter7322]

@@elouise5593 lol, it isn't the alcohol that's making people act like that. It's people that don't act like adults that act up like in the video

[@nickouellette2981]

@@elouise5593 they’ll never do that lmfao they’d tank completely😂

[@jessiporch7715]

I've never been on a cruise before and I'm not sure it's for me (my vacations are usually backpacking in the mountains). At any rate, this video popped up for me and I really enjoyed it. You are a vivid storyteller and I felt like I was able to get some insight about why people go on cruises. Thanks.

[@JonChrymes]

Thought I was the only one that prefer the backpacking vaca over the Caribbean ones

[@jenelaina5665]

​@@JonChrymesanother backpacker here but this is so cheap it might be worth a side trip for fun. The slight smell of sewage and constant PAs are probably the deal breaker. I can roll with everything else though and a couple days on a tropical beach sounds really good with winter coming.

[@pete6705]

It’s amazing they can have a cruise at all for that price. There’s no hotel you could find for that price, I don’t know how they can even pay for fuel. It’s actually unbelievable

[@Sol-Amar]

Good point 🤔

[@jamiejones6994]

If you watch the vid it was actually 150$

[@Utubesuperstar]

This video was hilarious bro 10/10 it also reinforces that I’ll be sticking to the infinitely superior Royal Caribbean lol

[@gasmangrowshow2231]

Lol 😂😂😂 I love this guy. Not trying to kiss up to the cruise line. Just honest heat. Lol😂😂😂

[@sidney3949]

My husband and I were on this cruise. It was such a pleasure meeting you during the embarkation process. Thanks for the chat. Love your channel ❤️. We lived on Guy’s burgers and pizza bc the buffet and dining room food was awful. There was a nasty smell of death on the lido deck. Just nauseating. Someone thought it would be a great idea to bring a toddler in a diaper in the adult pool. Staff did nothing. When they put the roof on the pool area, the smell of chemicals made that area unusable. We saw a girl fight at customer service desk. Wow! Savage. The violin trio were amazing, and we met lots of very friendly people. This was our first cruise. Never again. Wish weed guy came to my door 😂. We will still watch your videos though❤️.

[@angelhampton4365]

Please I beg you to take another cruise... This isn't a reflection of the experience it just happened to be the people... Carnival used to be top notch... It's just going down hill

[@Hawkeye2001]

I went on Carnival several times in the past, but no more. Too much of a party boat years ago. And I can really see how the short / low priced cruises would attract a different crowd. Prince & Holland America are more civilized and enjoyable to me.

[@michaeltaylors2456]

We did the budget Carnival out of Jacksonville. We swore never to take another cruise. Maybe it was the Line

[@EmmVee369]

Just got back from Carnivals Miami to Jamaica run. Always felt like the most melanin deficient family in the lounges and clubs just glowing in the dark but it was the funnest cruise weve ever been on out of 8. People got drunk, OtHeR, and crazy but always looked out for each other and were there to have fun not be rude to each other.

[@georgedesmyter1033]

Very informative and helpful. Thank you sir.

[@tord0ff]

THANK YOU for not complaining about things you have to deal with on every cruise everytime. Like waiting till 130 to get into staterooms. It indeed "is what it is"

[@beccalove8791]

I’ve been on the carnival ship which has so many things to do you don’t really get bored. I’ve also been on the cultured wind star line where I met a lot of wealthy people including the guy who invented the thermometer you put on your forehead. I gotta say I prefer the fun carnival cruise because I get bored easily. However if you’re looking for peace the wind star line is calm and top notch. It all depends what you’re looking for.

[@electrictroy2010]

Except it’s REtractable roof (not intractable) .

[@juarezderrick9647]

@@electrictroy2010 shut up

[@trillside1]

This is the type of cruise I'm looking for, thanks for the review.

[@ChrisATkingspoint]

Thank you very well articulated

[@bobbymercier7113]

I could see how that would be annoying although I grew up in Detroit and never been on a cruise. I think that YOU are a good reviewer and you seem fair and we'll traveled thanks for your content

[@JadeyChi]

The Carnival Conquest is the first ship I was ever on but that was way back in 2005 or 2006. It was a really nicely laid out ship with some wacky artwork but it definitely left me wanting to cruise again so I have fond memories

[@tommyd6621]

Good review man! I enjoyed your perspective.

[@abbanjo1]

I like your enthusiasm and candid report. I have never been on a cruise. I am planning one. from England.

[@mewette]

2:46- YES! I love the conquest class ships. We’ve been on the glory two times and yes it’s a little dingy in places, but I think it’s a really nice size. Not too big, but also plenty of good spaces to just hang out indoors on the ship 😊

[@iluvmetoo1]

I have been on 10 cruises with Carnival since July of last year 2021 and the only issue I have had is bland food sometimes. I think with this being an inexpensive cruise you get a different, younger and Newer group of cruisers and you get a different experience.

[@WhiskeyBonnet]

Exactly

[@keisharaye3304]

Too many kids!!!!!

[@dayne6597]

@@keisharaye3304 There ARE Adult-Only cruises available.

[@serenapalmer1220]

You went on 10 cruises on a year and a half??? I’ve never been on one a day in my life

[@ruebascu]

@@serenapalmer1220 You gotta experience it for yourself. Everyone's experience/perspective won't be the same. They're inexpensive too

[@thebobloblawshow8832]

Look at all those classy people out on the dance floor.

[@JacopoGi-yd3vk]

good deal for the price. thank you for sharing

[@Itsyagirlbigtay]

My first cruise was carnival freedom and it’s basically a smaller version of this and I had the most fun I’ve had in a while 😂😂😂

[@yolandastoker7012]

Love your reviews. You are honest, concise and entertaining!!! 😊

[@sajadacooper]

Bruh. Your story telling. Is A1!!!

[@Chayliss]

The opening 30 sec So its imposs8ble to beat this bang for buck Sign me up