Judge James - Champagne in the Ass

Jimmy has always wanted to host a show like “Judge Judy” or “The People’s Court.” So we went to a small claims court to find people who had real cases pending and asked them to allow Jimmy to hear their grievances instead. We’re thrilled to present the fifth episode of Jimmy’s show #JudgeJames.
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Judge James - Champagne in the Ass
• Judge James - Champagn...

[@NyraDelRey]

"Excuse me your honor; that's not what you asked her" 😂😂😂

[@Manariooxxo]

why isnt judge james a real show? this was so bloody entertaining

[@Faikakala]

Judge James* lol

[@Faikakala]

But I totally agree with you 😂 this actually looks like a real show lol

[@Manariooxxo]

Hello. lmaooo realised I wrote that >.< I was talking bout jimmy kimmel then wrote jimmy instead of james

[@maimounadiouf6645]

there is a show like this on tru tv uk already. it seems like jimmy copied it from there.

[@Manariooxxo]

what's it called?

[@thegr8rambino]

"please dont use language like that again or ill have u destroyed" 😂😂😂😂

[@HiMyNameIsDannny]

Lol I like the stepdad. Supportive of his family with his testimony and supportive of Judge James and his question.

[@cynv2808]

At first I thought they were actors since it looked ridiculous but, I slowly learn that it was real.

[@thynguyen911]

Wow seriously?It's real? Damn

[@RedWings80]

+Erica Young it could be real cases but hired actors maybe?

[@jonald2010]

No way, if it is, it's illegal for Jim to imitate judges

[@Leuel48Fan]

The original case is real, but the Kimmel Show just settles and compensates them some money (prob a little more than they asked) and then just tape this segment. I'm sure its not 100% scripted, these aren't pro actors, but they probably guide them what to say and how to look in general to make it funny.

[@nilesefrancis9894]

Jimmy isn't licensed by the state of California to adjudicate small claims cases

[@daverumpel]

I'm so confused right now. I assumed it was a joke but they looked really serious. 😂

[@khadijaali409]

These are real cases

[@veemacks7255]

I'd also be "emotionally distressed out" if I "pacifically axed for something and didn't get it".

[@miggidymark]

So, were you emotionally disflated?

[@idan730]

Funny, I was dishtressed out.

[@EdeLovesGerrard]

You made my day. I am no longer distressed out or disfalated.

[@MindBat]

But that's how she displayted it. It looked fine with the wrinklenesses.

[@Maurauth]

stop whitesplaining because you have the privilege of speaking correct English!

[@joosunkmybattleship]

"who's this naked person?" "Should be no one on THAT phone"

[@ZepG]

The balloons must have disflated over the pacifically ocean if you axe me.

[@therealwellin5846]

"I have no purses or wallets at all" "How have you been carrying your things?" "I have another purse.."

[@thereablackbarbie773]

"is this true?" "parsh..." "did you just say parsh?" "I didn't finish it..." "please don't use language like that in my courtroom, I'll have you destroyed." 😂😂😂

[@navjotmangat3355]

Anand Gawali b

[@Mikachu-ow1un]

5:21. The black guys reaction in the background is fantastic!

[@FoxClanTTV]

emotionally distressed out 😂😂

[@zeroforconduct8008]

a.k.a triggered

[@random.internet.person]

watching this made me emotionally distressed out

[@heirsofthekingdom9810]

"Pacifically" lol

[@phoenixzappa7366]

I axed pacifically

[@thorr18BEM]

ColeWorld andFreshHeirs and disflated and dis-stressed out.

[@heirsofthekingdom9810]

thorr18BEM lol people need to learn how to talk. I can see with a very strong accent but most of this stuff they weren't even trying to pronounce right.

[@onray1000]

more, want so much more.

[@Guzman88A]

Send Matt Damon to court!!

[@auchucknorris]

i hope, for the love of god, i hope this is real

[@pedrosantana9646]

It is.

[@vertigomaniac]

Cousin Sal at the end just kills it lol

[@BrandMath-ns5yc]

This was very entertaining..Jimmy should do more of these

[@kelleyryberg5094]

This would be a great replacement for the actual court dramas on daytime TV

[@erickmorales8344]

The step father was straight comedy

[@DannyCaliBoy]

"I see here you have your hand in the air, and you're waving it around like you do care. Not like you just don't care." 😃😂😂😂

[@matttorres5510]

I could watch a whole show dedicated to judge James lol

[@Camila-iv6pz]

"Would you say you love her?" 😂😂😂

[@i3elieve]

Parsh!!!!! Bahahahahaha

[@itssou9368]

"everybody sit down i forgot" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@cilginkosucu]

This is my new favorite segment.

[@treetrain]

I thought that was Kobe Bryant sittin in the back haha

[@MemphisTiger]

ME TOO! I had to do a double take!

[@Baalenciaga666]

Yeah that doesn’t age well

[@bats4sav]

*Sweats.*

[@Userfulpo]

It does look like it

[@BlackEquinox418]

"I axed her" "If I pacifically" "the balloons were desflated" cuz Merica

[@BretEsque]

were the balloons disflated?!?

[@raymontorres2280]

Kimmel you on another Level.

[@sexymonkey4979]

He threw the hammer thing lmao this needs to be a real show

[@user-ok6dv1bw7i]

MORE!

[@Notasalways]

👌

[@Paulsicles]

Ebonics to English translations pacific: specific disflated: deflated axed: asked distressed out: distressed; stressed out

[@RedWings80]

Haha Ebonics!

[@miggidymark]

"pacifically"

[@TonyC0101]

Guillermo's laugh @ 7:38 LOLOL!

[@zaigham57]

"Disflated" lmao

[@manisdogfish]

love it. I wish there were more

[@flamezgangmc8653]

The guy at 7:53 was nodding about the crinkles fabric lol in the crowd

[@mouazchikhani7803]

i'd be emotionally distressed out if a axed pacificly for something and i get disflated balloons

[@BrutalMiller1]

is this real? I honestly couldn't tell.

[@innerpanic5720]

Same😬

[@The..Butterfly..Effect]

it's real people that want to be on TV

[@bp51082]

had a friend on here (not this episode). it was an actual case they plucked out of claims court in that case.

[@mohamadbadir8437]

Same OMG

[@aBoyHasNoName87]

+bp51082 Did your friend "win" in their case? Were they satisfied with the outcome, and did they also find it somehow entertaining as participants, even though it started as a serious thing for them? Do you know how it works, are both parties rewarded for appearing on the show, regardless of the "verdict", so that no one is actually losing anything serious by deciding to move their case from civil court to an entertainment TV show?

[@oliverskolaski3746]

Your honor that's not what you asked her

[@pumpmykicksbitch1]

"Were the balloons disflated?!"

[@TheDotransporter]

I can watch this all day!

[@Matic221]

I am blown away that KZbin closed captions specifically correct captioned “if I *pacifically* say apple”. Classic good funny 😂🤣😂🤣🤗 & also 🖕🏼🐈 ‘s

[@ammikendegwa]

"If i pacifically asked for..." if Birdman said it, i'd be wearing the t-shirt right now.

[@MrJsatrzab]

Compared to those two any baloon would look deflated....

[@missgracelin]

omg

[@joeyjoey5471]

*disflated

[@MrJsatrzab]

***** well im not native English speaker but im pretty sure that deflated is correct form.

[@missgracelin]

Yeah it's deflated

[@spellingpolice4136]

+Bartłomiej “Jsatrzab” Jastrzębski you are correct, don't worry. He is making a joke about them saying disflated instead of deflated.

[@thereablackbarbie773]

jimmy do more of these

[@dashannamccullum]

Pacific Disflated....OMG!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@monicanoriega3930]

the part where Guillermo forgot to tell the audience to sit back down I diedddd lollll

[@kool_cool503]

matt damon needs to come here!

[@shazzyallday]

HOW can they stay serious lmaooo

[@maxcohen13]

"The libigents hab ben sward in your honor." "Wha?"

[@barbarosb9900]

that was amazing kinda 😂

[@MaineManDezzo]

The best segment on this show!

[@sherlock5720]

Lmao 🌮

[@MoiDesbro]

lmaoo

[@SAVAGE_POTATO-gt8yt]

U all have pics of black guys

[@SAVAGE_POTATO-gt8yt]

Lmao

[@IWasAPepper]

I can't tell if it's real or not.

[@jdolandev]

I think it is

[@wesjall]

I'm pretty sure it is, but either way it's pretty great. The past ones definitely seemed real

[@sexymonkey4979]

Lmao he forgot to tell them to sit down

[@wojeb]

Humongous & Humongous - Law firm.

[@WilliamHButtlicker]

How come I've never seen this before? There's a bunch of Judge James vids!! Anyway, this needs to be a real show, I'm off to watch the other ones!

[@Zabuzaa26]

please make this a weekly thing haha

[@johnnylanderos7067]

Ill have you destroyed! Haha. I think Jimmy is actually a good judge.

[@a.s.7235]

“Champagne in the ass” 😂😂

[@ElMacho0423]

More please!

[@IlyaNLeo]

He needs to do this one more often

[@Batcountryrat1227]

I'd watch judge james

[@leahlako2629]

I need more of this!

[@cicci0salsicci0]

"Cham-pain in the ass" best joke ever

[@knOcks707]

7:36 😂😂

[@LoliLoveJuice]

when he tells them to sit down the second time 😂

[@jeffrey5061]

Plaintiff couldn't escape the gravity from that black hole next to her.

[@lourier3]

Did Sal give her two apples?? Whaha

[@emilyszamocki7450]

these are the best

[@JesusGodHolySpirit3]

Lol I love this hahahah lol next one is pot smoking parents beware...

[@yajairadejesus]

This is too funny 😩😂😂😂😂

[@BK-ho1xz]

"this is not asseptable, so I axed her are you gunna take des wrinkles out?"

[@bowdfu5170]

MORE MORE MORE !!!!

[@kimberlyk912]

The people are real. Jimmy is just crazy funny!! He is picking on them...

[@Cutlerylover4life1]

This is why Kimmel is my favorite

[@-swazza-]

loooooooooooooool, man said "Pacifcally" instead of specifically - 4:06

[@carloscruz7981]

"If i pacifically say" 😂

[@sabaik2525]

hahahaha AWESOME!

[@adebrysi]

step-dad fuckin rules

[@aly2833]

MOAR!

[@the9thGen]

Guillermo looks adorable in that outfit

[@Gouthamedara]

The step father seems to really chilled guy.

[@hueyy3232]

its funny when the people in the back cant hold their laughter in

[@mnmdisney]

"Pacifically"?! Not Atlantic?

[@nezeeyf]

These judge james videos are epic...

[@BradMooreSmells]

Please please please make this a recurring segment

[@microusb42069]

"Champagne in the ass" Yeah, prettyy sure I've stumbled across that video online once or twice.

[@noahfickel]

The narrator sounds like Rex from napoleon dynamite

[@MisterGuitarItalia]

A sure sign of a society's decline is when the poor and uneducated are used as entertainment.

[@bigfan1041]

looks like we got ourselves a regular old tolstoy over here

[@MisterGuitarItalia]

jaykaykaykay How impressive! Managed to seem both sarcastic and erudite at the same time... and on KZbin to boot!

[@stufoo]

this video is so clear

[@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623]

More please

[@JessieCherie]

this is great and the title is classic

[@MemphisTiger]

I can overlook a LOT of the way people talk...God knows none of us are perfect...but at the 4:07 mark..."but I PACIFICALLY..." Dude it is SPECIFICALLY NOT PACIFICALLY!

[@broncosfan02]

This series has to continue

[@bogzy9250]

Her angry looks like Queen Ursula from the little mermaid

[@tabithac.6636]

more judge james pls!!!

[@sotiriad]

Hahaha emotionally distressed!!!!!!!!