JUDGING WHO IS NAUGHTY OR NICE IN MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND - 100 Stat Santa

Welcome back to mount and blade Warband! Today we are playing as the legendary Santa! Now santa is an immortal 100 stat man or as I like to call him 100 STAT SANTA!
CK2 Christmas Game Giveaway: gleam.io/compe...
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my mount and blade warband game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit. Well he is santa after all
The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
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#MnB #funny #montage

[@JTSnook]

Jesus Christ that intro

[@therandomdickhead5744]

O M G that intro was SOO CRINGE I'd kill myself

[@godzillagamer6942]

This video is not by the Brit cuz you should have called him Saint Nick

[@ryanburke4641]

I call him Santa

[@niko7877]

When will 1000 stat man meet 100 stat Santa they need to join forces to defeat 10k stat monster

[@radicallarrythemailman8269]

1000 stat man is busy dealing with all the kingdoms, all the while fighting off hordes of his arch nemesis' highly trained soldiers. Who is his nemesis, you ask? None other than the Nord Soldier whom has survived his punch

[@hitchhikerspongebob9851]

Congrats on gnomeship

[@skeletonyy]

"Kids! Say hello to Santa!" * Instantly scars the kids' minds while instantaneously giving the parents ptsd flashbacks and nightmares for every night of Christmas *

[@Koifish]

Naughty Bois get smoked fish, Good bois get BUTTER >:D

[@Macnaomh]

love you dad, no homo unless for Vikings

[@austinbascom5034]

I know it’s a longshot but Spiff please make a legit warband video. I watch most of your content and have started playing and I’m struggling. Teach me how completely balanced MnB Warband truly is.

[@toddhoward1892]

I'll teach you this. Troops: Best infantry: Nord Huscarl Best Cavalry: Swadian Knight Best Ranged: Rhodok Sergeant (Crossbowman) For money: Build a dyeworks in rivacheg, It will almost always net you 1000 denars a week. For other cities, don't bother putting anything but dyeworks in them; they will always make the most money. Putting points into surgery is highly recommended, as you don't want all your high tier troops getting killed immediately. The default strategy is always to run to the nearest steep hill and wait for your opponent there, as it will give you the high ground and sometimes even split the enemy troops. If your infantry are weak, use f2 commands to make them form tighter ranks. This will make them more likely to gank enemy units. If you're in a money pinch early game, i've found that stealing and slaughtering cows from villages and then selling their beef is pretty profitable if you've got a point or two in looting. You don't necessarily need to watch tutorials, but certainly watch experienced players do early game if you're struggling. That's all.

[@gavinparker9944]

@@toddhoward1892 thank you! This is genuinely helpful

[@stannisbaratheon5168]

damn this is so sad alexa play rule britannia

[@pedronunes6592]

Alexa : Playing "Darude - Sandstorm"

[@highercallingtech3141]

Thank you for covering some of my favorites! Your videos are always so entertaining, I really loved seeing this and Empire Earth being completely effed up!

[@dumbcrambo1265]

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows if you've been sleeping, so you BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING.

[@mrshadow691]

Why does Santa look like russian witcher?

[@Bread-TM]

Russian witcher who's on serious meth

[@seanchannie5822]

@@Bread-TM So just a regular Russian witcher

[@marsdecastro9881]

0:54 take a closer look at that snout

[@0xSQrL]

Santa is taking his milk and cookies by force this year.

[@crabmannyjoe2]

100 stat santa: two handed proficiency increases to 75. O.O

[@lewisgreen377]

Looking forward to playing as santa in Bannerlord Oh wait...

[@sauerkrautfilms9461]

*WAIT*

[@redderthanread1774]

i think santa is kinda hot

[@killianoshaughnessy1174]

"Bow down! Bow down before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed by his jolly boots of doom."

[@TimeForDunston]

The fact that you were able to record and upload that intro without dying from shame is amazing, I'm so self conscious and self loathing that I could never feel confident enough to do something like that, good for you boy-o.

[@geccoman1]

My brother is called Rudolf... Makes this even more hilarious

[@soil5942]

when he fought count grainwad santa's actions reminded me of stannis from game of thrones

[@Bread-TM]

What mods are you using for that rapid fire crossbow with infinite ammo?

[@makoaog8555]

The power of Christmas

[@matsber9970]

No seriously, thats interesting

[@Bread-TM]

Just found out guys, just google the mod: "9999 man items". It's in Steam workshop and Nexus Mods for those without steam!

[@Bread-TM]

Tried using it, No clue how to use it tbh xd

[@matteomarsella4572]

@@Bread-TM you have to download an auto clicker to make the crossbow auto

[@dreadpenguinlord340]

Basically he's Futurama Santa :)

[@Necromancergames]

Spiff where you nice or naughty this year Ps Santa does not count war crimes

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

No war crime without declaring war

[@mrbritannia3833]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes

[@obaewankenobae9961]

B A N N E R L O R D W H E N-Simo

[@megapro125]

Mount & Blade (Warband) in a nutshell: 1. Press "Export Character" 2. Open character sheet in a text editor 3. set all main attributes to 1000+, all skills to 10 (capped) and all weapons to 699 (also capped) 4. save and press "Import Charater" ingame 5. ??? 6. profit

[@CommanderTato]

You are doing it wrong, the export feature is meant to be used if you play other modules so your hero visit other worlds :P

[@megapro125]

@@CommanderTato the only other module I use is a starwars mod where the medieval guy doesn't really fit anyway and for bannerlord I started from scratch.

[@CommanderTato]

@@megapro125 You should try Roman modules or LOTR one. Slashing uruk hais never get old.

[@megapro125]

@@CommanderTato oh yeah I forgot about the lotr module. Played that one as an uruk hai though lol

[@Snowfireblues]

I never thought I'd hear the phrase "Santa has broken the economy" and agree with it

[@matttataseo4902]

Needs the 100 stat man, needs 100 stat Santa, together they shall rule the universe

[@thomashayduk2731]

I have to say, you're the only other person I have ever heard that pronounces Swadia the same way that I do. Cheers mate!

[@GoldenOni-Ron]

The real question is to be: CK2 still up for grabs 🤔 smash that like button 🙆🙇 Wabammmm!! And my stocking is hung hahaha 😆 Great content ! Lord Santa ( The One & Only true leader of our colonized Yorkshire tea Lands) Decedent of King Spiff 🤴 Founder of Colonization, from Yorkshire, on Tea street. Next door to Jerry the joblin 😝

[@jooj2955]

1000 Stat man and 100 Stat man vs 9999 Stat man.

[@TheBungleStink]

Oh hello its me irish santa I deliver 6 counties to Ireland Or at least I try to....

[@springyslinky2190]

OH GOD I WASNT EXPACTING THAT WHEN TURN AROUND

[@tomgage2571]

Man you have just made my day with this.

[@caveymoley]

1 minute in and.... Yep... Spiff has been drinking.

[@LostLargeCats]

Those amazingly festive colors.

[@lyon2475]

Festag? Time to do the Festag dance as Toddy wished.

[@Jacob-ge1py]

I actually had to pause the video and just sit for a while to recover from that gnome joke

[@carsonrogers7121]

Jolly Good Day for pillaging 🗿☕️

[@user-cm3mk1bg8d]

This is the biggest mass gnomeing this year

[@MrMrrome]

Get gnomed tea bois I for one welcome Santa and his yeet sword as our new overlord.

[@pyrosomebody]

If you enable the cheat options you can use the kill all enemy's command (CTRL + ALT + F4) and can wipe out the massive amount of enemy's I had to use it to kill 2590 bandits in a raid once and it really helped.

[@starkrasher4978]

Santa the destroyer of worlds

[@demomanchaos]

How did you make the crossbow fire automatically?

[@tedarcher9120]

Santa Claus and the Blade of Soap

[@iii8410]

dead men tell no tales

[@drakevaliance3536]

Thx my wife and I love it spif zbrit. Many thanks!

[@inquisitordalius3388]

Why does this santa look like an older Macaulay Culkin

[@williameddlewis4625]

i wish to see the burning of the unChristmasy lands MORE!

[@Althalus30]

You apparently were just getting started with your conquest, but I guess as that Christmas ended Santa went to sleep for the year waiting for the next Christmas to continue his reign of -terror- gift giving?

[@vinibr5625]

Santa really looks like someone I know

[@williameddlewis4625]

100 stat man !!!

[@randomperson4845]

I miss this game

[@monsieurfred3617]

you can still play it though

[@randomperson4845]

@@monsieurfred3617 I'm waiting for bannerlord but when will it release?

[@monsieurfred3617]

we can pray for 2019 release. At least we know they are working on it (weekly dev logs)

[@turkepic3637]

BANNERLORD WHEN

[@billgatti23]

THIS IS THE XMAS SEASON ON MY BOOK

[@fallthefox699]

I like being gnomed

[@handleforname]

Dude looks like my maths teacher

[@swiftgamer2159]

What a beautiful man

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

It's *GARBAGE DAY* with Spiff.

[@ryanpiercy3390]

where did you get the automatic crossbow?

[@megapro125]

I'd like to know too

[@daddydns1905]

You should do a audiobook, your voice is great

[@Youtubeisntlettingmeuseczech]

Judge me papa brit.

[@richardyurkovitz9643]

am i the only one who hears jack of blades whenever spiffs voice gets a bit deeper?

[@Davion197]

>Big lips, jaw protruding forwards, weak chin, large nose, sunken forehead hey wait a second, dass rayciss

[@CommanderTato]

we wuz kangz

[@Davion197]

@@CommanderTato shiiiieeeeet

[@PiggyPorkchop]

Nice British daddy!

[@itsashane1552]

100 statna

[@particularbored6072]

Well damn. *Just* missed the giveaway by a *hair*.

[@SotiCoto]

I guess I'm too dependant on the Floris Mod Pack for this game as I'm used to seeing a minimap in battle.

[@badrbazizi858]

how the times have not changed much

[@darthboo98]

When your.level goes super high the game compensates by sending extra bandits in events. Breaking the game when your level is super high

[@brassy3345]

Lets a fucking GOOOO

[@ñàúlåk-l8c]

This aged well

[@Thumper17]

Missed a chance by not calling it Kringle Kingdom

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

The Spiffy Santa Claus vs 100 Stat Man?

[@1firstjoker]

SANTA! :D I KNOW HIM! :D

[@moosemax6346]

did you make the grinch, but cant make it green?

[@nicholascampbell2824]

sells rotten meat at less of a price than fresh meat *i must have broken the game*

[@jediarchives7826]

How do I get the crossbow to fire that fast? I got the mod but the crossbow isn’t firing that fast for me

[@nickthestrugglesnuggler8696]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!

[@no1bandfan]

Satan claus.

[@prdelmasaknadlik2004]

Santa? And What about Father Christmas?

[@fauzanramadhan4962]

More 100 stats man ck2

[@noobatgames3321]

Do you actually play this game in your free time spiff?

[@FranzLibkind]

How did you speed up yourself on map?

[@TheRevan1337]

G n o m e

[@CaseytheComedian]

Almost to 5,000 likes in 2021... we should push for more Crusader Kings 2 🤔

[@juicebox1883]

I damn near lost It with the automatic crossbow.

[@shooter2224]

HAPPY FUCKING FESTAG

[@frederikambrosius2829]

How u get those cheats? Asking for a friend.

[@romell.d4953]

HOW I GET TWO HANDS SOWRD AT THE BEGINING??PLS

[@theike2150]

how do you do that?

[@mayahinnefeld8564]

Can I make this holy Santa my profile picture????

[@lokyar2075]

what mods are in this?

[@kovi567]

1:00 He actually looks like one of my ukranian co-workers... Which is funny, because that is clearly a homo-erectus' face-structure.

[@Dan-ze7hj]

why cant I find your tag in youtube recommendations?

[@Dan-ze7hj]

like it always says "gaming", "Rimworld", "Music", [insert channel name example here], but never "The Spiffing Brit"

[@Dan-ze7hj]

spiff what did you do xD

[@ferrancabezadevaca8899]

1:05 I enjoy kids

[@flimby872]

Minigun crossbow

[@theleafling]

How about over 9000 stat man?

[@microqueen69]

But who judges whether Santa is nice or naughty?

[@eternalkhajiit6388]

You can use cheat engine to pump your stats up past 63 if you didnt know. You can really 1000 stat man warband and its great

[@eternalkhajiit6388]

Just dont cheat your level itself and you wont have that issue with the scaling bandits. You can 1000 stat man by level 5 and level naturally from there

[@Jets_Archive]

@@eternalkhajiit6388 is there really point in leveling that far lol.

[@tooth2887]

Omg...... I can't be live your not a gnoblin..... Alexa play despa-gnoed

[@GoodLuck-eh4sk]

God dang it i thought some thing was really wrong with you because of that intro shame on you for messing with my poor heart

[@linkhewitt36]

Sad..... even after 3 years still not 5,000 likes 😭😭 no steam key

[@EVIN_117]

H3h3 in 40 years