Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently.
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[@Bittamin]

Thank you so much for coming to Pittsburgh!!

[@clubemcgroober6005]

Come to Denver you beautiful, full blown Artistic, Fuck!

[@Knewy1]

Looking Thin!

[@philipthompson7444]

Make no doubt about it chrissy d 2024

[@KRSapphire]

@@philipthompson7444 Chrissy Politics with VP Titi

[@austin5317]

It is impressive that Tom can pretty much be a podcast partner to anybody and make it seem like a perfect fit

[@ssenssel]

Come on.. the guy works with Burnt every week anybody else is a piece of cake

[@americanrepair]

Tom is the coworker you are excited to see everyday at a shitty job.

[@dorianspeicher9208]

His listening skills are top notch.. bert even acknowledged this in his hot ones episode, that Tom's ego is never really inflated despite his success

[@budhainme]

So true

[@alisadaly9394]

Truth!

[@jpotter14]

I love that Tom laughs as hard at Chrissy's nicknames as I do.

[@vance9090]

J Potter? Josh potter? The roach

[@thomascullinan6248]

when you realize joey diaz and chrissy's dad need a podcast together

[@danielworrell2461]

Duuuuuude, yaaaaaaaassss

[@uwaifo5345]

For real man. That would be a great one

[@JAGFamily10]

Factttttttts dude

[@JFOX-hc2fd]

the dad accent is hilarious

[@ricardo950535]

Nah Joey and Chris's dad. Before L.A.

[@TXUSMADE001]

Drinking wine while on the treadmill is really working for bert. He looks whole better in this episode of 2 bears

[@MoarMike]

Wine doesn't count dude it's basically grape juice

[@lankon1991]

Top comment.

[@football33ao]

Lmao Reddit gold

[@Simply_chase]

I dont want crissy to ever go home, I need 7 podcasts a week from him

[@chrisdcomedy]

IM FOREVER PODCAST BABE DONT WORRY WE WILL BE GOING HARD 24/7 365 SHOUT OUT BLUECHEW

[@scotty4456]

@@chrisdcomedy Shout out father bill

[@mrmikeydee88]

@@chrisdcomedy HAHAHA! We stay hard!! Love ya, Babe!

[@JosephEhrenpreis]

@@chrisdcomedy live life 365 BABY

[@kevinnoble7532]

Shoutout Chrissy frosted tips keep the podcasts coming we love em

[@NoPreshNetwork]

CHRISSY CHAOS IS TAKING OVER LA BABE AND I AM HERE FOR IT YASSSSSSS

[@Bittamin]

WAITING FOR MY BABE TO COME TO PITTSBURGH YASSS!

[@randylahey5463]

Make LA Gay Again!

[@johnmacy3607]

Tim Dillons going to have something to say about that

[@stevemiller4947]

Chrissy YMH Chaos! My 2 favorite pods!

[@FrankieIpp]

When you're your biggest supporter lmao

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

It’s crazy how quickly Chrissy came in and took my life over. Don’t ever stop doin this man!! You have become a necessity to my every day well-being. Haha

[@enrig94]

Chrissy really just invited himself to Tom’s house to talk to himself for an hour. GOAT 🐐

[@andrewtregoning]

HAHAHA

[@nz540im3]

So good though. I just watched a month old hey babe with Sal, Chrissy and Mark Normand. I saw this 2 bears but didn’t watch the Chrissy ep. He’s so good

[@zzpick]

The last 5 minutes talking about the trauma of physical injuries...awesome, needed, appreciated.

[@josephoo10]

Chrissy can we PLEASE get a podcast with your dad. That would be the WILDEST podcast of all time. I need to see if Tony Balls is as wild as your stories

[@justgarethsphone9663]

Please, this

[@dobrilabijelic1631]

YASS!

[@DaSkonk]

Most definitely - make it happen!

[@larrymcjones]

Tony Ballz

[@indigoviperlondon8838]

Ballz, with a z!

[@andysvt8]

“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” lmfaooooooooooooooooooo

[@WickedSpade]

So this is what 2 bears 1 Cave would be without Bert repeating himself every episode... im with it!

[@TheDuke4100]

He'll use and abuse any studio if it's left even slightly empty. Lol

[@chrisdcomedy]

DONT MATTER CUZ!!!!! PRESS RECORD LETS GO

[@dorianspeicher9208]

Lmaooo...and love that tom took a liking to chrissy. They play off each other very well!

[@AdrianMartinez-eb9wu]

@@chrisdcomedy Yoo Chrissy D, did you break your caps lock key after you took the Winstrol??

[@catiebabe]

AAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR TOMMY TO BE FEATURED ON CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! two of the FUNNIEST comedians of this day and age EASILY

[@catiebabe]

i edited my commented to fix a typo and it took away chrissy’s ♥️ how rude youtube 👿

[@milesmccue9388]

I feel bad for the people who don’t have Tim and Chrissy in the closet in their life

[@dylanturley7291]

I would love to hear Tom talk about his Fitness journey. You can tell he’s super happy and passion about it low key.

[@erikaescobar4355]

OMFG Titi Jerry in the intro it's the highlight of my whole year!! Whoever thought of this is a GENIUS!

[@DekkarJr]

Chrissy D. floods my basement both BACK and FRONT.

[@WhiteTrashWizard]

Better steer clear Chrissy bitch hips.. vinny too scary to mess around with😂

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSSSSS!!!!!

[@MarlowWhere]

So like a little brown water came out?

[@DekkarJr]

@@MarlowWhere A LOT

[@a.m.scape_5133]

You dont know how happy this makes us. Bless you chriisy

[@gumbleplex5986]

I just imagine mac’s dad from always sunny every time chris talks about his father

[@lexvirgilio]

These two together are fucking gold I am living for this

[@clubemcgroober6005]

Make no mistake, if your pp doesn’t puke when these two get together... you’re probably RETIRED and full blown ARTISTIC.

[@kyrakaviani]

I love the layers to this comment 😂

[@weirdwoodent]

it's what it is babe

[@trevorhighgate2780]

Oh my gawdddd! Cuzzy Chrissy Chaos with Tommy Buns. I need a stiff drink for this one. 💪🏼🍸

[@matthenry2564]

Don't forget your bluechews

[@matthewfortier4892]

This is the best 2 Bears episode they’ve had since cheeto santino and Tito Bobby Swang thru

[@adrielcompean5601]

“Oh man, yeah, if my pops could read he’d be reading everyday.” 😂 😂

[@officialroxxmusic]

The absolutely not discreet at all Fitness Pal ad read was great boys ❤️

[@Chris-P]

Chrissy California out there seein L.A. in a different way!

[@YOUNGM4]

The close ups on Tom’s reactions to certain points crack me up so much nice work!

[@ArturSand]

These two are so entertaining together. I don’t know if I’ve seen Tom crack up as much as this. Awesome stuff

[@robertjackson6056]

Yaaaas Tommy Bunz is on and make no mistake that YMH live show was wild

[@jakesmall3454]

WILD!

[@Mike-om4tv]

Oh god that eye vid Is haunting me

[@justinbridgez]

It is what it is cuzzie wuzzy.

[@Dooky-mv1by]

Chrissy is looking tan ! Yaas cutie! Chrissy Bronze Bod!

[@matthewsnyder674]

chrissy's on-screen tics always make me think of that story of his dad passing him off as special needs to security to get good seats at the yankees game. lol.

[@christinasailorluna7323]

Tom is like that popular kid in High School that gets along with everyone....he makes any podcast great.

[@christian.parlato]

Rafael Nadav had me crying at the end lmaooo

[@onedumbpollock6789]

Tee Tee Jerry in the beginning almost made me spit out what was drinking lmao well done!!!!

[@scottwarren574]

I’m watching this a year later, after a recent Chris / Tom podcast collaboration. It’s weird to see Chris this high energy. I’m glad he was able to take it back a notch.

[@SaveRRx1]

Adderalls for sure💊

[@WKSABINE]

Chrissy "put a quarter in him and watch him go"

[@carlossantiago1166]

1v1 him in basketball 🏀

[@kristoferparke9895]

That’s Chrissy all day , he’s d 3 h.o.f bby

[@carlossantiago1166]

@@kristoferparke9895 Tom got that Thanos arm man Idk

[@steeno629]

Make no mistake - if Chrissy Rambles asks you to be on his podcast, be prepared to be a human ad lib

[@samanthaclair.]

i’d love to see a pod of chris and annie lederman exchanging insane parent stories

[@maxschaeffer7228]

bobby lees parents crazier

[@ProfessorMoriarty_done_kilt_Q]

Or stories when they lived together!

[@Kbwintyy]

Oh it’s out there

[@Cruel-Spark]

I love how so many of the comedy friends help each other. So different than back in the day. YMH is the bomb!

[@kyleharding3801]

Chrissy Juices is taking over CA and TRU TV babe.

[@chrisdcomedy]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@beckymcintyre9394]

Lets show some love for one of the few comedians that isn't above engaging with his fans on YT. Love ya babe!

[@chrisgates5739]

Putting this in the universe. Need crissy b-ball & hezy schultz 1 on 1 game with Tommy buns commentating!

[@TheCroOdin]

Love every bit of this, love even how he advertises. Every single second is just perfect. Looking forward to every new episode

[@laurenclark1304]

Tom and Chris are my favorite new duo!

[@hurricanewarning11]

Bruh that intro is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@JoeKing704]

Tommy buns, you hit the nail on the head with your feelings about therapy. Been seeing mine monthly for 4 years or so, no sort of major trauma in my life and thought for the longest, why am I paying for this? But you’re right, to have someone you check in with, can unload if you want to unload, it’s value is priceless and it’s all about finding someone you’re comfortable with. My therapist is my age, understands thing other than just what’s read in books and consider a friend almost. I look forward to it as well. Thank you for sharing your own situation because you summed it up in a way I thought I was the only one feeing myself.

[@jeffyripz7826]

TOMMY SEGWAYS ON THE PODDY WODDY !!! Chrissy blessed us with a cuuuuuuute ep today ❤️

[@maruzencentral]

_Hey babe!_ Currently watching you on YMH live from last week. Fire stuff 🔥 👌

[@Itzmonday1]

Chris is such a good story teller love the story about his dad an the letter an how he lost it within an hour of his dad giving it to him 😂

[@user-vp8sd4qd1x]

I need atleast another hour of stories about your father this is gold

[@M_M_U_S_A]

Wooh wooh hold on! PUMP THE BRAKES! I was going to finish the Jordan Peterson interview of Jocko Willink when I saw Chrissy Chaos and Tom Segura

[@pillowigloo3671]

Something about this studio makes it so Tom can never get a word in edgeways

[@nathanlee3233]

Uhhhh hundred percent!

[@berri6015]

One of the best Chrissy chaos episodes lmfao. Laughing my ass off at work from beginning to end. Seriously saving this 💕💕

[@gamebreakr25]

This is epic !!! So funny. I love your videos, and Tom Segura. Happy 4th to you, and your family !!!

[@fedsmoker7357]

Chrissy, you and the Seguras are great together. I am really looking forward to your career. If I could buy stock in Chrissy Chaos, I would buy the stonk.

[@NZBOYBLAKE]

Love Chrissy D as a guest. Even on his own show in another studio 😇

[@othelloprime99]

you can tell how much fun tom is having and its great.

[@andrewwhite1305]

I love Chrissy Chaos, fast paced, info driven, energy! Makes me feel awake.

[@PearlDrumsHead]

I’ll let it slide this time, but we need at least an hour of Chrissy content baby boy. Can’t be playing with my emotions like this. NEED THAT

[@justinbridgez]

We need two hours! All this baby sitting and kid stifff is for the birds. That Whats the wives are for. Smh just losing money

[@thamuswitwill]

Make no mistake, if titi jerry isn't a permanent intro, Im going to tell Tony Balls that his son is gay.

[@snowboardia]

It’s Ballz. With a Z. But yes

[@hrenthor]

It's Ballz with a 'Z' u momo

[@bradenledford9976]

I related so much with the injury discussion at the end. I got ran over by a truck 4 months ago and it shattered my femur. I now have a titanium rod in my femur and I’m still rehabbing. Much luck to you on your journey Tom. I know how hard the mental side of being in a traumatic injury can be. Let’s keep pushing through this journey. Good luck and much love

[@maximumride427]

hearing you guys talk about the levels of trauma being seriously injured was really cathartic. It felt so good to hear all the horrible parts of early recovery made me realize how traumatic my last inury was.

[@darylchristie3809]

This was great tom works effortlessly with everybody I have seen him do a podcast with. 🤣🤣

[@diehardoutdoors]

Chrissy D is quickly becoming one my favorite out of no where! It would be so awesome if him and Rick glass man did a pod! My 2 favorite guys getting Big right now!!

[@elguetoloco3833]

Ts

[@einzelganger6664]

I'm so fuckin happy Chrissy is blowing up. Easily one of the funniest people to have ever lived on this Earth.

[@ashtonshelton8584]

Tommy buns talking about wanting to weep when thinking about his injury experience is the most relatable thing I've ever heard. I've had a few Tom Segura dunk type situations myself and it is still mortifying to think about. Before you experience it, it just seems like pain and then its fine, but it really is something that stays with you and has long lasting repercussions, even if solely mentally, or nerve damage and scar tissue like TS and myself as well

[@brandonstephens1447]

So happy chrissy is doing his own raunchy podcast outside of the clean one he does with Sal. It just is what it is babe. 💋

[@treyjetson5320]

Thanks for being honest about Winstrol use Chris, we need more honesty from people.

[@ronward7943]

Love how Chris is starting to get his just dues my dude deserves everything coming to him. Love this dude.

[@brodybestluck]

Absolute FIRE! 🔥🔥🔥 Looking FWD to the second arm breaking

[@KSingh627]

Yaaaass, Chrissy Choas and Tommy Buuuns

[@EYE69MYSELF]

Chrissy Mommy Jeans! His jeans STAY high and tight with that downs dumper, Babe. Let's gooooooooo

[@MrRaw4life]

You’re so cringe

[@patrickibarra2191]

@@MrRaw4life you know what your gonna get a kiss on the cheek for that

[@stikdude22]

@@MrRaw4life nothing cringe here just inside jokes. Looking for cringe check you profile name and pic

[@decentdude1086]

@@MrRaw4life “MrFight4Life” lol who’s the one with the cringe? 😂

[@sealife12]

@@stikdude22 confirmed kill

[@DrAdnan]

This episode was amazing. High energy and hilarious the whole way

[@etiennevcr9276]

Great Comedian Combo. Also, I think everyone alive should appreciate time we are in, which has provided us with comedians that so openly talk about mental health. It’s definitely helped me want to handle improving and attempting to fix my own mental obstacles.

[@HighFeeline]

Listening to men’s body issues is cayuuuuute🥰

[@ysabellac4205]

Toms so chill every time he goes on a podcast he turns into the host 😂

[@wizardwilson3625]

Excellent episode, entertaining from beginning to end. 👍🏻

[@74MILITIA]

I’m already so excited for this

[@aceinthehole193]

CHRISSY D ALL I SEE IN THIS POD GAME ANYMORE LOVE IT

[@chrisdcomedy]

FAWK YEA LOVE YOU BABE!

[@KartikChainani]

Chrissy Chaos has been so successful in LA, he does his ad reads from the Kardashian’s living room

[@alisadaly9394]

Omg. Sooooo good! Luv both of you!

[@nickg1828]

Needed this to get the day going. Got a long day of catching up on homework after moving my monkey all spring break.

[@davidmulderig3699]

Chrissy gettin that LA sun looking cucucucucuyute!!! 🚂

[@emmacat3145]

“Chrissy in the closet till my dad dies” will never not be funny to me

[@honey.shirin]

This was hilarious and the first episode I watched. Damn Chris can goooooooo! Good thing Tom is used to not getting a word in since he's usually with Bert 😂😂😂

[@kanokadafi]

LMAO, "I'll have a Grande Leroy". this was an amazing episode!

[@atisp.9976]

Add Theo, and you got my dream pod big 3. Short, but a great episode, as always.

[@Colt-Forty5]

*Now these two kids would sell tickets, make no mistake!*

[@30YearOldBunta]

Really great content. Love the ability to get serious, go into a deeper subject and then find the funny in that.

[@Edy54321]

Stories for daaaays, appreciate you brah.

[@chaoswalking8498]

Chrissy Chaos please go on Rick Glassman's poddy woddy, I feel like that would be a WILD one

[@danielbailey876]

Chrissy steroids is really one of the funniest comedians out right now and deserves so much more recognition

[@chriskay2315]

Chrissy has literally taken over LA...like by the balls. Our boy has been recognized

[@buddhasoul]

THE BEST EPISODE!!!

[@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Great chemistry!!! More Please!!!

[@dang5550]

This is the hardest I've ever laughed at a Podcast. Living in Philly the NE humor kills me

[@homelesspimp]

THIS IS INSANE LOVE IT!

[@chrisdcomedy]

HOMELESSPIMP!!!

[@BrickTop06]

Holy shit. Is this Pimpy talking to himself??? I'm onto you Loaf.

[@thevinnycapp9312]

Love the 48 Laws Of Power segment 🤘🏻🔥

[@LiINammmm]

Love the 48 laws of power segment bring it back