Ep. 88 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Anthony Jeselnik

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@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 3 жыл бұрын
Skip to 2:34 Skip ad read---> 20:51 Skip 2nd ad read---> 42:08 Skip last ad read---> 1:00:59
@geehs100
@geehs100 3 жыл бұрын
Felt like more than 6 ads
@guyledouche6039
@guyledouche6039 3 жыл бұрын
@@geehs100 well each ad read has 2 sponsored products typically so yeah it is more than 6. I only posted 4 timestamps regarding in video ad reads tho so I'm not sure how you math lmao... if you're including YT ads then yes it's way more than 6 but that's not what these are for. You'll hafta do another trick, get an ad blocking app or just pay for YT Premium to eradicate those ads. So I'm not sure what you're getting at or just hyperbolozing for fun but there ya go. Have a good one
@jakepayette3246
@jakepayette3246 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks guy. I liked you in that Bruce Lee TV show where regular people compete in the Olympics
@murderburger1811
@murderburger1811 3 жыл бұрын
Ur my hero
@chunweebie6853
@chunweebie6853 3 жыл бұрын
God thank you!!
@nicolewyatt8601
@nicolewyatt8601 3 жыл бұрын
“Weird choice for a best friend” I fuckin lost it lmaooooo
@Official_KC
@Official_KC 3 жыл бұрын
It's pretty funny to think about it, but honestly it works out that way a lot! My best friend has some sort of weird Bert mannerisms growing up, and I was more reserved (relative to him, not most people). Listened to the weird rants. The insane ideas. The appeal is that it's hilarious, but at the same time you know they're a caring person. It's definitely an opposite attract friendship. I'm sure I'm not the only one
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 3 жыл бұрын
Just started watching this podcast again when Burnt left or when there was a guest.
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
@@penniewyatt9391 Same. Bert ruins the show for me. Sometimes I feel like Tom Talks is what 2B1C could've been.
@xDanman09x
@xDanman09x 3 жыл бұрын
He's a pet, not a best friend.
@moldyonionz
@moldyonionz 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr lmfao
@loungewear13
@loungewear13 3 жыл бұрын
Sad Bert died overseas. His memory lives on though.
@OlinKreutzRules
@OlinKreutzRules 3 жыл бұрын
Dogs around the globe can finally exhale.
@kylekellier1620
@kylekellier1620 3 жыл бұрын
I heard he took a shit on the plane that was so bad other crew members overthrew the plane and crashed it
@dustinwhiteside
@dustinwhiteside 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not like it was a surprise, he was so fat, and drank SO much kool-aid
@Nword-Scissorhands
@Nword-Scissorhands 3 жыл бұрын
It was swift justice as Tim J Dillon would say
@BrokenGodEnt
@BrokenGodEnt 3 жыл бұрын
who's Bert?
@ryanbecker3757
@ryanbecker3757 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm legitimately jealous how low your bar is" brilliant
@Blackkeys12
@Blackkeys12 3 жыл бұрын
If you think that’s a brilliant statement, I’m actually legitimately jealous at how low your bar is.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
I've got news for Jeselnik... Just because he says what are "shocking" bits to some (comedy rookies)doesn't mean his standup is at a higher level then Tims!
@jommywop
@jommywop 3 жыл бұрын
@@WKRP187 It's called busting your buddies balls ffs...
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
@@jommywop ., I know WTF it is, maybe I'm just busting Jeselnik balls.. Now follow Proto and get to Gs Instagram and let's find those bodies!!
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 2 жыл бұрын
Thinking that simple low bar line is brilliant is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@deemedmfg
@deemedmfg 3 жыл бұрын
it took me the whole episode to finally realize that Jeselnik sounds exactly like how Arnold Schwarzenegger would sound if he spoke proper english
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 3 жыл бұрын
This fuckin killed me. I hear exactly what you mean lol!
@goudyfivecoats3789
@goudyfivecoats3789 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣 you are so right!
@iJakeVEVO
@iJakeVEVO 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s actually spot on😂😂
@Ravishrex1
@Ravishrex1 3 жыл бұрын
Convinced me
@vaclavtomala
@vaclavtomala 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what hit me on his first sentence. Arnie vibe.
@Givens94
@Givens94 3 жыл бұрын
No one can make Jeselnik laugh out loud at the beginning of the podcast except a Tom, serial killers think alike.
@alexgreen98
@alexgreen98 3 жыл бұрын
“You keep their toes in jars, that’s nuts” 😂🤣🤣
@summerbaby21
@summerbaby21 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@jlacero
@jlacero 3 жыл бұрын
Nosotros papaya.
@troublemaker3377
@troublemaker3377 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony doesn't even laugh on his own podcast.
@jessebrown1116
@jessebrown1116 3 жыл бұрын
Well he has never been on LOS that's the funniest podcast going.
@lou.geemusic
@lou.geemusic 3 жыл бұрын
This is the happiest I've seen Jeselnik on a podcast
@LocChicago5
@LocChicago5 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony is like hmmmm Tom would dig the hole if I had a body...... I like this guy 👦 hahahahaha
@trevornienhuis2769
@trevornienhuis2769 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of the only pods that I've seen Anthony on that it seems like he is genuinely enjoying himself
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi 2 жыл бұрын
wonder how he feels about scientist lying today. that elitist "act" bleeding through to his real life
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 2 жыл бұрын
The thought of Anthony Jeselnik enjoying himself while knowing deep down he's really a telentless hack is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@1ManNamedDan
@1ManNamedDan Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 I'm confused. So is it the thought that he's enjoying himself that's funny or is it that he's 'telentless' hack that's funny?
@Gary-And-His-Demons
@Gary-And-His-Demons Жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 you've literally gone down to every comment and insulted Anthony Jeselnik. Get a life. One that has nothing to do with Anthony Jeselnik.
@TheDrakenZ
@TheDrakenZ 2 жыл бұрын
I think getting a smile out of Anthony is as good as a laugh from a normal person
@davidphillips9726
@davidphillips9726 2 жыл бұрын
A normal laugh from a normal person is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.
@billbob9944
@billbob9944 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidphillips9726 Dave Anthony morning routine funnier than you could ever be
@SHAD_MY_PANTS
@SHAD_MY_PANTS Жыл бұрын
​@@davidphillips9726 burn! You need some Neosporin I got a connection
@benjaminboyer1063
@benjaminboyer1063 3 жыл бұрын
“Back in the Chris D’Elia days”. Lol
@warc8us
@warc8us 3 жыл бұрын
Damn big ups for Anthony pointing out the truth on the McD's coffee case. That lady's skin melted the coffee was so hot. McD's knew they had an issue with it but decided that the potential profits from selling overly hot coffee outweighed the potential loss if found liable in a few individual cases per year. That's why she got the big judgement. The deal w/ the hot coffee is two fold: 1. They assumed people would wait until they drove home before drinking coffee, and didn't want people complaining it was lukewarm. and 2. Studies had shown that people think hotter coffee tastes better...stale coffee is masked at hotter temps.
@okeefe757
@okeefe757 3 жыл бұрын
I was about to post a similar respect to him for doing that.
@experssion123
@experssion123 3 жыл бұрын
Another part was for people who drank the coffee in the restaurant, they figured since people would wait longer for it to cool down then they would be given less refills
@daytonjason
@daytonjason 3 жыл бұрын
another big point about this lawsuit was the lady was old, and where the burns occurred on her body perty sure she had the coffee between her legs....yeah it was gruesome.
@magisterrleth3129
@magisterrleth3129 3 жыл бұрын
You see, I try to bring that point up to my family, but those bunch of dumb motherfuckers always just go, "she sued over hot coffee! Of course it's hot, this damn sue culture is ruining this country!" These are people who think the class action lawsuits against Roundup were also frivolous. "It's poison, of course it's not good for you." Sometimes, I have hope for the future. And then I talk to my family.
@ryanwalker8843
@ryanwalker8843 3 жыл бұрын
Damn they must of been serving it literally boiling. I've never heard of this case.
@davidsdancepodcast2010
@davidsdancepodcast2010 3 жыл бұрын
"I love walking people into misinformation" - Tommy Bunz 2021. Defo gonna use this instead of "I love lying"
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Tom Dillon's fake buisness. That bit is so good
@LeaveAhNah
@LeaveAhNah 3 жыл бұрын
If Nadav got paid to laugh, that Sandusky joke would have cleared his gambling debt
@anthonymiller934
@anthonymiller934 3 жыл бұрын
This is a beautiful comment
@oBuLLzEyEo1013
@oBuLLzEyEo1013 3 жыл бұрын
PFFFT he doesn't get paid per laugh, couldn't prove it by me...
@ND-xm5wn
@ND-xm5wn 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav needs to be in a soundproof room
@oBuLLzEyEo1013
@oBuLLzEyEo1013 3 жыл бұрын
@@ND-xm5wn That was the plan at first remember, but the mommies spoke and soundproof it never became...
@Gqgeorge1453
@Gqgeorge1453 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he doesn’t get paid to laugh per say, but he’s definitely potted up whenever he does laugh
@jenniferpowell5889
@jenniferpowell5889 3 жыл бұрын
So glad that Jeselnik knew about the Hot Coffee lawsuit. I saw the documentary and he’s spot on telling Tom the basics on why it wasn’t a ridiculous lawsuit.
@jonf2188
@jonf2188 3 жыл бұрын
Sandusky out of left field had me dying. Master of his craft. The dead pan. Is magnificent
@bracejuice7955
@bracejuice7955 3 жыл бұрын
If you want a taste of Tom impersonating Chris Rock, just listen to any episode where there’s a black guest
@LuridRequiem
@LuridRequiem 3 жыл бұрын
Code switching keeps your jeans high and tight.
@nottelling5381
@nottelling5381 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind hey guy, what?
@ExistentialBordem
@ExistentialBordem 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind @FBI You guys might wanna just check up on this guy.
@tapiture3720
@tapiture3720 3 жыл бұрын
He makes fun of Seagal for it but he does it himself
@LivingBreathing
@LivingBreathing 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I know so much now, but also know nothing? What the fuck just happened in these comments lol
@red6743
@red6743 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVED how Jeselnik didn't give Bobby an inch. The dead air was hilarious!
@Alucard373
@Alucard373 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! I like Bobby, but the dude lives in an echo chamber surrounded by Yes Men. Any situation where he gets some real life honesty cracks me up.
@millardfilmore1403
@millardfilmore1403 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard373 Bobby who? Lee?
@dondraper2344
@dondraper2344 2 жыл бұрын
@@millardfilmore1403 * Bobby Hu Lee
@millardfilmore1403
@millardfilmore1403 2 жыл бұрын
@@dondraper2344 hahahah
@juiceboxbzrk
@juiceboxbzrk 2 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard373 seeing Bobby Lee not get babied is genuinely a beautiful sight. Seeing that Anthony is the one doing it, that's a sight worth both balls.
@ZChoate
@ZChoate 3 жыл бұрын
"it wasn't like other fraternities" *Describes every fraternity.
@Dirtbiker463
@Dirtbiker463 3 жыл бұрын
Every fraternity: “we’re not like other fraternities”
@victoriaarmstong322
@victoriaarmstong322 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m not like other girls 😂😂
@sailguns9332
@sailguns9332 3 жыл бұрын
You probably weren’t in a fraternity
@Ix7VickxI
@Ix7VickxI 3 жыл бұрын
He means that they were just going to bars all the time instead of hosting tonnes of frat parties like colleges that have no external night life off campus.
@ZChoate
@ZChoate 3 жыл бұрын
@@sailguns9332 You probably were.
@Dopestsoldier01
@Dopestsoldier01 3 жыл бұрын
I love hearing the booth laugh. It's like a natural laugh track and it enhances my own laughs.
@wyattrussell7496
@wyattrussell7496 3 жыл бұрын
Yea, he got it from Desus and Mero
@drmojo5439
@drmojo5439 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same here and I never really considered whether it had that effect on others as it does myself. It's the same guy that is in the control room laughing his ass off on Your Mom's House and it always adds to the comedic content to hear him laughing in the background there too
@TontoEpstein
@TontoEpstein 2 жыл бұрын
Give me a break. The hyena's fake laughing enhances nothing, it ruins everything. He's an Ed McMahon wannabe, the difference being McMahon's fake laughter wasn't intrusive.
@zgiW
@zgiW 3 жыл бұрын
The genuine moment of sadness from Tom when he says he never scored a touchdown hurts a man.
@Greatlakeskyle.
@Greatlakeskyle. 3 жыл бұрын
There’s people that hate the laughs from the booth?! Tf is wrong with y’all it totally amps the show up
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 3 жыл бұрын
They're probably Big Jay fans, here to s on Anthony.
@bajsmongo2000
@bajsmongo2000 3 жыл бұрын
I love the laughs from the control booth! makes the silence after a rly good joke so much better.
@tylerwatkins6641
@tylerwatkins6641 3 жыл бұрын
I have small episodes of anxiety when I realize that one day, blueban will not be back there to hear laugh anymore.
@Ottophil
@Ottophil 3 жыл бұрын
Its very unprofessional. They can mute it, they don’t.
@CoryHatfield
@CoryHatfield 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil They can't mute it. It comes through the other mics, not their own.
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
“Because of the hating Jews thing” hahahaha
@utubedestroysmytime
@utubedestroysmytime 3 жыл бұрын
The guy dying in the back made it even better
@TEAMGETHELP
@TEAMGETHELP 3 жыл бұрын
@National Socialism ahahahhahahahahha
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
@@utubedestroysmytime that’s nadav the anti Semitic Jew that was laughing
@charlesstarnes713
@charlesstarnes713 3 жыл бұрын
I fuckin love Jeselnik! He's freaking hilarious! His dark humor us the best. He and Tom are a couple of my top 5 favorite comedians.
@cnelsonlv99
@cnelsonlv99 Жыл бұрын
Segura and Jeselnik are the 2 best comedians of the past decade, and along with Chappele and Norm, the class of 21st century comedy. Just finding some of these interviews now. Awesome!
@victoriahowson6280
@victoriahowson6280 3 жыл бұрын
Always excited to see Anthony on anything but getting to see him hang out with Tom????? So happy!!!!!!!! Amazing episode!
@AlainDee
@AlainDee 3 жыл бұрын
I really wish Tom would read more ads during the pod.
@vincenthucknall7175
@vincenthucknall7175 3 жыл бұрын
Every 5 damn minutes
@keithbarlow9701
@keithbarlow9701 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it has become obnoxious af
@mattlucas6440
@mattlucas6440 3 жыл бұрын
YMH is cashing out lol
@arunsinghthegdb
@arunsinghthegdb 3 жыл бұрын
You can always pay for membership
@redsoxrox123456789
@redsoxrox123456789 3 жыл бұрын
@@arunsinghthegdb ya 10 dollars a month for a hour a week of content and then another 5 dollars for YMH. Tommy boy making bank.
@pink420mom9
@pink420mom9 3 жыл бұрын
Totally woke up with a case of the Mondays so no better way to start my day than watch 2 Bears 🤣🤣 love the show keep em high and tight
@danb4811
@danb4811 3 жыл бұрын
"I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying somethin like 'at man".
@Hjaelteomslag
@Hjaelteomslag 3 жыл бұрын
@@danb4811 F*ckin' A, man!
@joshfalls
@joshfalls 3 жыл бұрын
Thats regoddamned ridiculous, who says that....
@EJacobsBeats
@EJacobsBeats 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hjaelteomslag How many bits of flare you boys got on today? I'm seeing the bare minimum
@nickwilson2872
@nickwilson2872 3 жыл бұрын
@@EJacobsBeats what would you do if you had a million dollars?
@tombystander
@tombystander 3 жыл бұрын
I rewatch him roasting Christina p once a week when she tried showing him her tocks. And Anthony says "I'm not laughing at what u think I'm laughing at" 😂. One of my fav ymh moments
@legendaryx590motherboard6
@legendaryx590motherboard6 3 жыл бұрын
If i wanted to see that where would I look? Keep featherin it brother
@DanielleVianello
@DanielleVianello 3 жыл бұрын
Where can I see that?
@ythan5245
@ythan5245 3 жыл бұрын
@@legendaryx590motherboard6 ymh episode with Anthony jeselnik
@lordblackfyre4670
@lordblackfyre4670 3 жыл бұрын
@@ythan5245 ppl prolly want the time stamps
@chimchimchow
@chimchimchow 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell Anthony likes Tom, idk about Tina though, and I agree.
@UnofficialLesTwins
@UnofficialLesTwins 3 жыл бұрын
I love Nadav’s laugh 😂
@Kwestdaroc4
@Kwestdaroc4 3 жыл бұрын
You’ll love it more once Tim does his chiropractor session on him 😂
@3d3f3ct3
@3d3f3ct3 3 жыл бұрын
I used to, now it’s getting distracting.
@1andonlyhoncho
@1andonlyhoncho 3 жыл бұрын
Chuckle-f’ers fo’ life.
@shogunloophole8816
@shogunloophole8816 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav is the worst part of the show ...wtf
@ethanhansford8973
@ethanhansford8973 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching les twins forever now never thought y’all fuck with Tom segura 😂🙌🏽🙌🏽💙
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 3 жыл бұрын
People say Stanley Kubrick filmed the moon landing but he was such a perfectionist he had it filmed on location lol
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
In a studio
@andrewcampbell9mm
@andrewcampbell9mm 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stbuster31 on the moon
@TimTheImpaler
@TimTheImpaler 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcampbell9mm it's like the last star wars. They went to Tunisia and filmed desert scenes in front of a green screen
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewcampbell9mm there's so much evidence it was in a big studio it's laughable. I don't even care if you believe they got to the moon. It's just a joke to me
@Deathexia00
@Deathexia00 3 жыл бұрын
See 51:07
@SatanSupimpa
@SatanSupimpa 3 жыл бұрын
Tom you should get a hair unit to when Bert comes back, and act like everything is totally normal.
@errk8093
@errk8093 3 жыл бұрын
This would be a fuckin great bit
@Danaa.k1103
@Danaa.k1103 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is the first person I’ve ever seen Anthony not treat like the most ignorant person on the planet. 😂
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 2 жыл бұрын
@@Danaa.k1103 he was great w/ Santino on Whiskey Ginger.
@Mechanic618
@Mechanic618 3 жыл бұрын
Dude sounds kind of like a younger John Malkovich.
@GregoryGreg87
@GregoryGreg87 3 жыл бұрын
🤔 you're not wrong.
@walshtres
@walshtres 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony actually respects Tom. Kinda cool to see.
@danieljacot8474
@danieljacot8474 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony also respects cancel culture and is a fake clown
@elpuerco6059
@elpuerco6059 3 жыл бұрын
@@danieljacot8474 as opposed to a real clown that might actually amuse you or something?
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony cares too much about other comics credits and how big they are. It is quite silly. I didn't expect for him to actually be a douche irl
@seandawson5899
@seandawson5899 3 жыл бұрын
Not you Kj, but what the fuck are the rest of you talking about?
@benjamindickerson1184
@benjamindickerson1184 3 жыл бұрын
He's a fan, openly talks about his respect for Tom on his own podcast
@Brook182
@Brook182 3 жыл бұрын
I have seen Anthony smile/laugh more in the first 5 min than the entire tiger belly appearance.
@connerrook3972
@connerrook3972 3 жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like he’s one bad head injury away from sounding like Christopher Walkin
@Tacit_Tern
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
....in walks Luis J Gomez
@michaelhenderson7185
@michaelhenderson7185 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💀💀
@christhefury
@christhefury 3 жыл бұрын
John c Reilly doing a woody Allen impression
@andreasvedeler80
@andreasvedeler80 3 жыл бұрын
He's been doing a constant Walken impression since he started, it's infuriating
@grahameleask9334
@grahameleask9334 3 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is Christopher walkin?
@ddddnutzzz6439
@ddddnutzzz6439 3 жыл бұрын
Who else skips the ads . Huge fan ! Tommy is king
@mrquik
@mrquik 3 жыл бұрын
I always skip through them.
@discopotato675
@discopotato675 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah... Definitely skip...they are getting out of hand... But, good for him
@BoneFungus
@BoneFungus 3 жыл бұрын
2 ads every 20 minutes. Theres 4 ad breaks and 8 ads in this episode. Just noticed the pattern today
@erikburke5887
@erikburke5887 3 жыл бұрын
For the record native laughing in the background is the best. J-laugh for the win
@matthewconroy7752
@matthewconroy7752 3 жыл бұрын
No it’s not it’s extremely annoying and fake as fuck
@OberynTheRedViper
@OberynTheRedViper 3 жыл бұрын
Laughing at a joke is fake. Got it.
@ohwhale1552
@ohwhale1552 3 жыл бұрын
“Do they get paid by how loud they are” he’s a god
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
He wasn't the first to make that joke
@GymAndSun
@GymAndSun 3 жыл бұрын
If Anthony Jeselnik saw Anthony Jeselnik, he would never say he was a god. He would say meh
@josevilla8586
@josevilla8586 3 жыл бұрын
@@XenoTravis thanks detective Dickless
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 3 жыл бұрын
He's not used to hearing the big laughs, so it throws off his timing.
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
@@josevilla8586 Anthony fan? I am sorry
@howardlloyd9183
@howardlloyd9183 3 жыл бұрын
So stoked for this!!!! If anyone can match Anthony on multiple levels. Tom's the one.
@raquel8780
@raquel8780 3 жыл бұрын
this was kind of endearing, felt like two kids meeting for the first time getting to know one another, sharing stories, talking about their best friends, etc. etc. really appreciate both their work
@marcoramos4873
@marcoramos4873 3 жыл бұрын
If Bert breaks a leg next, then I’m definitely convinced Tom is to blame.
@TheEmzley
@TheEmzley 3 жыл бұрын
About time for Burnt to 'fall down the stairs.'
@Tempust97
@Tempust97 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEmzley in serbia... how could tom possibly have anything to do with that? Not like he hired someone to do it or anything
@JLindebergful
@JLindebergful 3 жыл бұрын
Mickey Mantle genes don't break
@XenoTravis
@XenoTravis 3 жыл бұрын
He already pushed his wife down the stairs. He has to get creative next time But I suspect Tina fell to get some more vicodin
@cheesentrees2555
@cheesentrees2555 3 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t have a good sense of humor, dont come here. We’re just prankin around.” These two are so funny together!
@joeleonard9965
@joeleonard9965 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Jeselnik has become the comedian that calls out other peoples comedy for not being safe. So honestly he is a complete hypocrite.
@SIRgamingFEVER
@SIRgamingFEVER 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just ending my shift and I fucking love this
@thekillerstarfox3394
@thekillerstarfox3394 3 жыл бұрын
And here I am just starting 🥲
@coop3195
@coop3195 3 жыл бұрын
"You have to be a psychopath to have a messy car." 30 minutes later... "My dorm room was a fucking mess."
@jvkec
@jvkec 3 жыл бұрын
I mean an 18-20 year old gets more of a pass than someone pushing 30 i used to be messy af but that was the least of my issues at the time
@Chris-P
@Chris-P 3 жыл бұрын
Brett is in tears watching his pod doing so well while he's in Russia 😆
@erick99able
@erick99able 3 жыл бұрын
Phuck the machine....
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik has laughed more in the first 10 minutes of this pod then he's laughed at every other podcast and special he's been on combined! Kinda creepy!
@LorSTApunk07
@LorSTApunk07 3 жыл бұрын
He straight up stared through Bobby Lee on tigerbelly.
@Thekoolaidchamp
@Thekoolaidchamp 3 жыл бұрын
@@LorSTApunk07 he can feel the desperate need to be liked coming off Bobby and resents it
@gmaccormack420
@gmaccormack420 3 жыл бұрын
He feels on par with Tim. Not even close. Didn’t follow proto
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
@@LorSTApunk07 I wish he would start reading and stop trying to cancel other comics. Ironic help this episode started with him talking how bad cancel culture is after trying to screw over other comics
@666slateran666
@666slateran666 3 жыл бұрын
@@newsrapper he's a salty LA comedian. They always stab each other in the back
@milkybong6790
@milkybong6790 3 жыл бұрын
Without Bert around to fumble through the ad reads, Tim's illiteracy is really starting to shine through
@xfatal1241
@xfatal1241 3 жыл бұрын
I have mad respect for comics, writing for a year just to get 45 mins of an act has got to be tough
@ILLeeT36
@ILLeeT36 3 жыл бұрын
Not to take away any respect I have for comedians but It’s less than 5 mins of material to come up with each month…
@publius9350
@publius9350 2 жыл бұрын
Truly, imagine that. Hardest thing anyone could ever face. These two escaped from the hard world of high school sport teams people like me could never imagine. That nigga in the guest spot? He played lacrosse! For the natives that was a small war. They have introduced rules since that time, but like a small war!!!!
@adamjones5284
@adamjones5284 3 жыл бұрын
Don't ever stop the background laughter. Their laughter enhances the show. Love you guys.
@rickyperry9203
@rickyperry9203 3 жыл бұрын
This was a really solid episode. Tom is really shining when having on good guests in this format. Like comparing this to JRE? Tom really holds up 1 side of a convo, jeselnik wasn’t too shabby either lol.
@bohonzemalonze8926
@bohonzemalonze8926 3 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik's voice is so fucking deep I had to turn down my subwoofer a little
@voice_of_a_little_lady
@voice_of_a_little_lady Жыл бұрын
The underlying darkness in these two always makes me happy.
@battyb3080
@battyb3080 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I can't wait for a bert and tom episode now,it's been too long 😌
@rayparibello
@rayparibello 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: these people need to just stay in their country man. Me: laughs exactly like Nadav did
@michaelvenuti4911
@michaelvenuti4911 3 жыл бұрын
This was a combo I had no idea I needed. Great episode super insightful. Best of luck to both of ya!
@zocrates420
@zocrates420 3 жыл бұрын
Jeselnik sounds like a Valley girl who identifies as a Midwest guy at a bar
@dirtymfnsanchez
@dirtymfnsanchez 3 жыл бұрын
That's because he's fake ass
@bobbybaklava9605
@bobbybaklava9605 3 жыл бұрын
The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake would totally destroy him
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
Valley girls read more than him and try to screw over less people
@caseyoakley2929
@caseyoakley2929 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bradsully6620
@bradsully6620 3 жыл бұрын
@@dirtymfnsanchez yeah there is just something about him, I mean hes funny and i love a dark sense of humor but its just seems like he's hiding something really creepy.
@freshprincequalfunny
@freshprincequalfunny 3 жыл бұрын
Tom, while maniacally laughing: "He would do horribly abusive shit to him" The man is insane lmao
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 3 жыл бұрын
Yesss, my two favourite serial killers meet again!
@Nerflover10097
@Nerflover10097 3 жыл бұрын
Tom looks 20 years older than Anthony and they’re the same age
@YizzERR
@YizzERR 3 жыл бұрын
Fatherhood..
@christopher152
@christopher152 3 жыл бұрын
@@YizzERR I think being fat and bald has something to do with it.
@SlayerTomentor
@SlayerTomentor 2 жыл бұрын
Tom looked older than Anthony does right now when Tom was in college
@denisemarie7991
@denisemarie7991 2 жыл бұрын
@@christopher152 its the baldness, definitely.
@christopher152
@christopher152 2 жыл бұрын
@@denisemarie7991 Yes but way more the fatness. Bald people with a good body don’t necessarily look older. Look at Michael Jordan or The Rock. Or like 90% of the NBA.
@brandonroyce2356
@brandonroyce2356 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Canadian, and it blows my mind what Americans will sue over. Especially-In a case like a fall, there's nothing a property owner could have done.
@michaelcapretti6057
@michaelcapretti6057 3 жыл бұрын
I’m turning into a telescope!
@billymcondon
@billymcondon 3 жыл бұрын
I love Anthony when he talks technical about comedy. He's such great writer and I'm glad podcasts don't waste time on surface level shit like interviews do with people who only like the superstar comics. So glad podcasts with just comics can happen so regularly and provide like 6 hours of content for every podcast they guest on. Great episode.
@andrestein6022
@andrestein6022 3 жыл бұрын
My life is falling apart, but at least I have this!!
@pennypack6406
@pennypack6406 Жыл бұрын
A Jeselnik and Segura pod would actually be a massive success
@robertstokes9034
@robertstokes9034 3 жыл бұрын
These are the times where you can see that Jeselnik is a hard worker and it doesn’t come easy for him. Loved it!
@wretchedslippage3255
@wretchedslippage3255 3 жыл бұрын
i love hearing Nadav laugh. it makes ymh shows way more friendly and like youre there sitting in
@declaredjeans7555
@declaredjeans7555 3 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Please have Bargatze on as a co-host also!!
@marshallswanger732
@marshallswanger732 3 жыл бұрын
As a kid that grew up 20 minutes from Penn State. I can confirm, Sandusky did have fun....
@queenleighbee
@queenleighbee 2 жыл бұрын
Love the shirt Tom!!! Always got respect for a hip-hop super fan.
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
What is the Czar brand? Saw him wearing a hat too lately
@queenleighbee
@queenleighbee Жыл бұрын
@@samanthab1923 its a hip-hop super group. Czarface
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
@@queenleighbee Thanks
@jamespurcell6627
@jamespurcell6627 2 жыл бұрын
Anthony’s tone and pace reminds me of John Malkovich
@1danobrien
@1danobrien 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is the best- these guests are awesome. Jeselnick was another great choice!
@Shayquaza
@Shayquaza 3 жыл бұрын
Was looking forward to this one for a while, Anthony is hilarious and his chemistry with Tom was nice. Great episode
@MrGoodknife
@MrGoodknife 3 жыл бұрын
Agree. I also like how they got the cancel culture elephant out of the room immediately. Talk about it, move on. Chefs kiss.
@paddocksproject
@paddocksproject 3 жыл бұрын
I think America is so litigious because American companies started doing the calculus on whether a lawsuit was going to be more expensive than doing the right thing.
@TraeSMR
@TraeSMR 3 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely the case. Plus the high cost of entry for the average person to pursue a lawsuit vs a large company or international corporation for something like not being fully paid out on your time card or being fired for federally protected reasons.
@chadgrov
@chadgrov 3 жыл бұрын
Many of those same companies exist in Canada and their mode of doing business is identical yet we aren’t so petty and litigious
@TheSenatortruth
@TheSenatortruth 3 жыл бұрын
Probably has more to do with lack of universal healthcare in america verse other countries. Can't really sue for medical costs if they are covered by the government.
@popefranco2710
@popefranco2710 3 жыл бұрын
@@chadgrovyeah, you dont know what youre talking about
@emanfoo07
@emanfoo07 3 жыл бұрын
im watchin this again...i love you two and it could be a fun podcast...such intelligent minds from different perspectives yet they understand eachother
@Monkey-fv2km
@Monkey-fv2km 2 жыл бұрын
"if everything you try works, you're not working hard enough" words to live by right there.
@codylaramore4881
@codylaramore4881 3 жыл бұрын
Man he is quick, so many good lines, but that “Weird choice for a best friend.” Was too perfect while sitting in Burnt’s chair 😂
@DublinAuntsMusic
@DublinAuntsMusic Жыл бұрын
Lol. BURNT!
@Serjohn
@Serjohn 3 жыл бұрын
about the ones in japan, its very compicated the people being pranked are aware that they are going to be pranked, they just not know how, usually in japan an agency owns shows and the people appearing are not hired for gigs they are part of the agency and all the jobs they can take are from that agency. Basically imagine if Conan had a call : hey show up this place that time and the impractical jokers are going to prank ok ?
@nojayork7707
@nojayork7707 3 жыл бұрын
anyone know what the doc special about Rock's "Bring the Pain" is called that Jeselnik was talking about?
@baldcupcake3354
@baldcupcake3354 3 жыл бұрын
@NoJaYorK it’s called Cultureshock: Chris Rock’s Bring the Pain. It was on A&E. I have it On Demand through Comcast.
@nojayork7707
@nojayork7707 3 жыл бұрын
@@baldcupcake3354 awesome dude Thx!
@RDEnduro
@RDEnduro 29 күн бұрын
Anthony uploaded a short and made me want to watch this again, he was a good guest!
@chrismichael9556
@chrismichael9556 3 жыл бұрын
"Were just pranking around " LMAO I almost crashed my car when they were joking around about that !!
@montrizzle77
@montrizzle77 3 жыл бұрын
MORE ADS NEEDED! I feel like there’s too much content without ads
@earpig
@earpig 3 жыл бұрын
So sad Tom fired that Bret guy. I really liked the vibe they had going.
@Ocelot-bm2rv
@Ocelot-bm2rv 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Brent? Damn poor Brian.
@Zesrii
@Zesrii 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s Burce Kreisher?
@bradsully6620
@bradsully6620 3 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it he was racist as hell.
@ryan_454
@ryan_454 3 жыл бұрын
I don't enjoy his standup that much, but Jeselnik is SO entertaining on podcasts with other comedians. I haven't listened to a Two Bears episode since the last one with Bert, but IMMEDIATELY clicked on this one.
@squirtreynolds3420
@squirtreynolds3420 3 жыл бұрын
The fitzsimmons one was pretty fire
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirtreynolds3420 The line "and they force them to dress like polling booths" that Fitzdog dropped still making me laugh!!
@ryan_454
@ryan_454 3 жыл бұрын
@@squirtreynolds3420 That was a good call-- really enjoyed that one. Had no idea who that dude was.
@moldhaker6527
@moldhaker6527 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the funniest thing I've heard in a while 15:22 Fantastic timing and delivery
@patrickspooner3029
@patrickspooner3029 3 жыл бұрын
Best kept Tuesday morning after long weekend podcast EVER! 👌
@jakefenech7581
@jakefenech7581 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Nadav actually does get paid to laugh
@differentnumber3200
@differentnumber3200 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony and Bert really got me into watching stand up glad he’s on the pod.
@jorgeluna5875
@jorgeluna5875 3 жыл бұрын
If you can’t handle the booth boys laughing out loud then you should probably watch something else because it’s hilarious it sets the moods according to the jokes. Who are these people anyways
@alexhaile7957
@alexhaile7957 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty hard to understand that take. It's a IRL laugh track, it's the best. Especially Native
@breadeweateh9562
@breadeweateh9562 3 жыл бұрын
For real from young Jamie snickering to the Jew cackling I think it ads depth to funny moments. I just think some podcasts are trying this unsuccessfully i.e. the h3 podcast with their incredibly unlikable staff
@zackmarshall3060
@zackmarshall3060 3 жыл бұрын
@@breadeweateh9562 h3 and the h3 fans are insufferable. Nothing worse than a know nothing know it all.
@CaponeXX
@CaponeXX 3 жыл бұрын
@@zackmarshall3060 omg it's like an echo chamber in there. Iv'e grown to hate them all. they're really copying everything good YMH has. even the weird toks
@zackmarshall3060
@zackmarshall3060 3 жыл бұрын
@@CaponeXX fucking 100 percent. From the backstage laughs to the toks to even skits or topics in general. They are so self righteous in the most ignorant LA snob mentality. No wonder they surrounded themselves with beta males.
@Vizrart
@Vizrart 3 жыл бұрын
i could listen to these two talk to each other for hours.
@jdvencill4936
@jdvencill4936 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony is the best. One of my favorite comics of all time
@kylekellier1620
@kylekellier1620 3 жыл бұрын
Is there more and more bud light seltzer on the table every episode
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 3 жыл бұрын
Cus noone wants to drink that shit. Tell bud to stop sending the, they're just piling up lol
@emilyrussell9533
@emilyrussell9533 3 жыл бұрын
That would be a fun gag if they never acknowledged it.
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
Once Bert returns, the table will have a mountain of them yet they won’t acknowledge it.
@RG-tm7uq
@RG-tm7uq 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I got to see all these comics live a couple weeks ago! Jeselnik, Segura, Santino, Glaser, Peluso, Grapefruitsimmons, Bobby Lee, Sarah Hyland, Nick Kroll and others. I fucking love LA!
@TEAMGETHELP
@TEAMGETHELP 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao@L.a.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🙄🤣😂
@kt-ableproduction1927
@kt-ableproduction1927 3 жыл бұрын
Love the background laughs, adds so much haha
@AlexanderHalstead
@AlexanderHalstead 2 жыл бұрын
For me the cackling in the background is like the icing on the cake with these podcasts. I love it.
@_CaptainCanada
@_CaptainCanada 3 жыл бұрын
The booth laughs are a great part of the show imo. Nadav's laugh is insane, it makes things funnier lol
@dakotadad8835
@dakotadad8835 3 жыл бұрын
Been binging your moms house for a while now going backwards through the list and it’s become one of my favorite podcasts, these guys, Tim Dillon, and Rogan are the best
@nancipelosi911
@nancipelosi911 3 жыл бұрын
Bad friends is the shit aswell
@CrazyPeopledoinstuff
@CrazyPeopledoinstuff 3 жыл бұрын
Anthony jesslnik wouldn’t support you listening to those people since they like Alex Jones.
@dakotadad8835
@dakotadad8835 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyPeopledoinstuff you can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck in which I do not give
@absentstars474
@absentstars474 3 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyPeopledoinstuff jeselnik is a hypocrite because that didnt stop him from going on rogan.
@zerocool5395
@zerocool5395 3 жыл бұрын
Leagion of skanks is another great podcast.
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
When Tom woke up on the day he booked this, he looked in the mirror and was like *"I could beat Louie Gomez in a fight"*
@PretENDOgolf
@PretENDOgolf 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh hundred percent. Skanks fans are waiting for the day
@PowerfulRageMonkey
@PowerfulRageMonkey 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised Jeselnik isn't getting more shit about his whole "comedians can say whatever they want" speech considering the Skanks beef. I guess admitting he was talking out his ass really smoothed that one over.
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
@@PowerfulRageMonkey that and Jeremiah Watkins pulling the curtain back on his narrative in their interview.
@littleragu265
@littleragu265 3 жыл бұрын
Louis "J" Gomez
@fives.
@fives. 3 жыл бұрын
@@littleragu265 I love Luis to pieces (which is a super gay thing to say even for a Skanks stan admittedly) but fuck me does he hyperfocus on that differentiating J, like christ we get it
@blurtling
@blurtling 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know why I can't stop laughing at Tom's sliding down the stairs story 22 minutes in.
@larsjuul12
@larsjuul12 Жыл бұрын
The laugh Segura gets from Jeselnik at 15:30 is fucking gold
@DarrinR
@DarrinR 3 жыл бұрын
One of the main reason why lawsuits are less likely in Europe and Canada is that if you lose your lawsuit you are liable for the defendants costs of defense
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