Juicero Is Back

[@Zikato]

There needs to be a bag squeezing device for every liquid.

[@rulerworld1289]

Blood

[@jacenight9172]

Bath water

[@HAL-oj4jb]

diarrhero

[@princessfondu7322]

More like ball squeezing device

[@kbkksh91]

Mucous membrane juicer.

[@lolllama1504]

It didn’t have “smart” in the title, I’m not sold yet

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

*_smoap_*

[@squigga2184]

And "The World 1st..."

[@Oscar4u69]

world's #1st SMART PREMIUM ECOGREEN soapmaker ultramultimixxxer 5000

[@Super2bAs]

Like "Smart Water", one of the worst things I've seen this year.

[@ojanieno]

@Max William Lauf >>"truth in advertising" laws

[@Cazzacker]

Whistling background music in advertisements - instant red flag

[@Boneskullzy]

Now I know how to market my products.

[@ee214verilogtutorial2]

Trantor The Troll “proceeds to drop and roll around the flow in the seizure”

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

Whistling is a renewable resource. It's much better than artificial sounds created by instruments. Those are full of pressure waves, just like explosions!

[@MegaDRKSTR]

you would really like this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3rbipKPbrl6jas

[@triggeredmitch6687]

Instant “white” flag

[@asianjim1898]

Why is this thing getting so much hate, I use it all the time, put in my shampoo and soap, it stirs, and it just tastes so good!

[@LoopsCornerOfGames]

had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@theorangeheadedfella]

Hold up

[@PyreOManiac]

no wait

[@GrushaTheIceType]

Tasted better than Juicero I bet!

[@thedemonbynx8958]

All i read was Asian Jim :3

[@hamfish9828]

This is literally a machine version of a six year old who mixed all the soaps in the shower to create a “super soap”.

[@russelltan161]

i would mix two soaps together and it made a volcano of bubbles

[@hippityhopp4227]

Opecuted dont u store those stuff IN THE BATHROOM

[@alphaqwell2027]

@@hippityhopp4227 No you store them in your laundry or your kitchen

[@hippityhopp4227]

AlphaQ Well ur a loser if u store it in the kitchen

[@alphaqwell2027]

@@hippityhopp4227 I knew you were immature from the random capital letters in your sentences to seem like you are yelling, but judging people based on where they store cleaning products? What?

[@LegendaryBattalion]

No Wi-fi connectivity? I’m out.

[@aarontheperson6867]

lmao

[@1klegit]

Red Riot shut up Jenny

[@ii8cookiesn643]

1k legit yeah jenny shut up

[@frostedflakes3168]

@@1klegit this better be a joke

[@LegendaryBattalion]

1k legit yes, shut up Jenny indeed.

[@neverendingtoasterbath956]

Charlie finally has a recurring villain in his life-story anime

[@psychronic8327]

Can't wait till the next season

[@darkstars1554]

Vector, oh yeah!

[@MetaL556]

Juicero does sound like some kind of fruit-themed sorcerer. Perhaps Merasmus knows him.

[@hazydoom69]

Now all he needs is a theme song

[@milli5968]

but what happened to Michael?

[@shiningspace5481]

The actors in this are putting forced smiles at gunpoint

[@SEELE-ONE]

What did you expect? They know they are helping some conmen rob idiots!

[@abutterynoodle9347]

As is the narrator with a tone like that

[@martini9853]

I just love how they all look like they're being blackmailed

[@scooterparsons5349]

I think they look more like they're sexually excited by holistic cleaning products

[@soggyflipflop]

@Nick Chapman woah that’s so edgy and unique king 💅💅

[@blaster23456]

Can't wait for Cerea-OMG, the device the pours your cereal for you over the course of five minutes after you punch in your Social, Credit Card info, Pin, and Cellphone passwords.

[@mitsvanmitsvanio6106]

Do not forget that you have to insert your Cereal-Number and to pass two rounds of captcha one with words one with puzzle to prove you are a human and make sure nobody will hack your cereal.

[@erzhaider]

Somewhere, sometime that will be done. And it will be done even more useless

[@gui18bif]

2030 soon

[@olymolly3637]

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 OOF. So OOF. OP... triple *OOF* I'm thinking of wifi porridge or soup maker too on the next level, with built-in heating features (edit: think of this one like the regular coffee-maker, but with wifi & it's slushy foodstuff instead of coffee).

[@rektrakboi3127]

The deed to ur house also

[@UniGya]

I’d argue this product is still better than Juicero. Juicero hit a package with a rock, this thing hits it with a rock AND stirs it.

[@adrianjaroszewski8955]

But it doesnt connect to the wifi

[@Overlordough1201]

@@adrianjaroszewski8955 yeah, it's supposed to throw a second rock when you watch porn, but since it cant connect it's just a useless Nuclear launch mechanism taking up a few acres of land.

[@ambiva]

Juicero although useless, it has unbelievablely (over) engineering and premium quality components in it (see in one video), that it would cost over 2000$ to produce one and they sell it at a big loss hoping to exploit that subscription service for profit.

[@hoppybird6_]

Adrian Jaroszewski and for that reason, I’m out.

[@kiwi1947]

But it doesnt steal my data

[@mrhyde9063]

The actors are not invested enough!!! Man should be making passionate love with the product as his wife looks on in horror.

[@Rami7605]

True

[@olymolly3637]

Infidelity with the machine, that'll later on give birth to..... *BARF*

[@mrhyde9063]

IllisMoreo 87 a toaster making toast with only this guys face on it.

[@Overlordough1201]

*[ Pregnant Wife gets cucked by the Cleanest, Anya Washermin stumbles upon Husband and Cleanest engaging in BDSM-play ]*

[@Jamal-xj1vk]

Honestly, the guy looked like he had a gun pointed to his head during the video.

[@distinguishedcatfish7154]

A modern version of 7 year old me making potions in the shower

[@KILLRXNOEVIRUS]

I NEEDA MANA POTION BOY!!!! *HE'S COMING!!!!!*

[@Farmer_Thanos]

Me when i was 6 and spent 2h in the bathtub with a selection of 20 soaps

[@battleboom1129]

I knew I wasn't the only one who called it potions😂

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

Same

[@Fucisko]

You can't handle my potions, they are too strong for you.

[@emkush8612]

my mom did it first it’s called watering down the soap when it’s practically gone

[@SoldMySoul45]

Lol. My mom does that too.

[@ikitclaw3299]

Yup, we were piss poor and with 9 kids mom did that too

[@muhbuh8954]

em kush s l i m e

[@roseystudio10]

Mine too! 😱

[@asmodeusasteroth7137]

We squished the small bars together for a extra bar Before liquid hand soap came to the house But I've seen this type of thing in every bathroom every where Imagine how simple life must be now with this new soap machine...

[@anonymousjet]

Cleanyst: "Our mission is to help reduce waste into the environment!" Also Cleanyst: "Buy all of our unneccessary plastic prepackaged products!"

[@oreosarevegan4257]

not to mention the amount of emissions from the vehicles used to deliver it

[@BobBob-we3wr]

This is how most "clean\green" stuff is when you look at the whole picture.. People still think electric cars are "green" as if they do not know the extra steps needed to create it... People think electricity comes from the sky or something

[@garrettgriffin3877]

Bob Bob I get what you’re saying and I agree, but technically it does come from the sky. Lmao

[@BobBob-we3wr]

@@garrettgriffin3877 \ Well true but its the same as saying "money grows on trees" ...

[@alexsiemers7898]

Bob Bob one thing people need to accept is that having zero ecological impact is impossible for modern human society. Everything will take resources and energy to produce, no matter what. But there’s certainly an extent we can go to minimize that impact (solar instead of fossil fuels, or even asteroid mining in the future instead of quarries on earth), and that’s the part that matters.

[@The_Novu]

Honestly convinced that silicon valley is just a colony of aliens that haven't learned how to be human yet.

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

They need the money to finish their spaceship, of course.

[@michixinqq]

You really think this was developed in a silicon Valley? I mean, even if.. What difference does it make for the importance of the Valley? Some stupid ideas can't erase the fact that the place is the place of birth for many great innovations

[@thajo5123]

Skrt Skrt it seems someone lives in Wyoming or another equivalent in notability?

[@maniac6666]

This crap is from Miami Florida

[@ME0WMERE]

A lot of the people in Silicon valley will agree with you

[@ilove2eatdrywall166]

i feel bad for the 3rd world countries who do not have the privilege of being able to use a juicero and have to make soap by themselves.

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

We cry everyday in Argentina

[@kuro1078]

i can't imagine living without having a piece of plastic that stirs soap for me

[@MsHarpsychord]

Can confirm, I spoke to 9 year old kanji from Kenya who lives in a tiny 64 population village and he's just devasted. He yearns for the day he can buy a soap machine worth 8 times the value of his house and have it spin too.

[@GargeBarge]

In my country we call them “Amish”

[@acdeeiprrt]

imagine working in the factory for something like this

[@bronzedspork7390]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?”

[@Whowalnut]

*AHH HE IS GOING TO KICK MY BUT HELP ME*

[@horacewallace7273]

"I love the young people"

[@insanitized750]

"yes"

[@trevor4835]

you fucked it up

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

"More dish soap than God planned to exist." These lines are amazing

[@diegoag383]

Heh I read this just as Charlie started to say it while I was watching....nice

[@oojclops8694]

@@diegoag383 same, hashtag twinning as the kids say

[@Dawshaan]

that shit was hilarious

[@lonesome3958]

Bill Wurtz will be angry if he sees this

[@joshmakarenko5809]

Fucking lol'd

[@zigg8798]

This product sucks, It can't even connect to my wifi

[@hazydoom69]

@@parkeralan19 how much

[@theenglishmajor1198]

Dude I think you mean Bluetooth

[@parkeralan19]

hazy it only costs 3 low low payments of $99.99 were practically giving the potato away at that price!

[@LegendaryBattalion]

Right? At least give the option for dial up.

[@zvt9]

@@theenglishmajor1198 wifi isn't Bluetooth

[@asecretone]

Cleanist sounds like a term for someone who discriminates against dirty people

[@gibbous_silver]

Spongebob In that one episode where he has a soap cannon

[@fatimaa14325]

@@gibbous_silver a man of culture, i see

[@crabman2010]

All hail Mr Clean, our deity

[@boss2329]

no it kinda just sounds like something is the most clean

[@theboomerpride]

The cleanest Cleanist

[@Supremacy962]

I’m calling it right now: there will be someone who buys this and will accidentally mix products with bleach and ammonia.

[@ventu7907]

Supremacy962 to kill a giant cockroach

[@theenglishmajor1198]

The problem will solve itself.

[@svala216]

A_hitsUmn lmao

[@wenelol]

@@theenglishmajor1198 Nice.

[@fallthefox699]

i hope so

[@loading.....4242]

"Helps eliminate your carbon footprint" they do know that to make the machine itself creates a ton of pollution......right?

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

When you throw it away after a month

[@SadLittleClownGore]

It probably makes a lot less than you think, just like airplanes, they make a lot less pollution than people think

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

@@SadLittleClownGore less than your own hands?

[@thedemonhater7748]

@@SadLittleClownGore literally the only thing that comes close to being as fuel inefficient as planes are spaceships and boats lmao

[@CheesusCrustus]

@@thedemonhater7748 the only ICCs that are more efficent then gas turbines are maritime diesel engines...

[@CartierCasey]

The fact that the juicero raised $120MM+ in funding and Charlie mocked it into bankruptcy is still insane to this day.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

lmao, take this like

[@matureenough34]

I hope ‘Charlie’ starts being used colloquially like ‘Karen’ is, but for people who are charismatic entertaining and honest rather than entitled, combative and ignorant.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

@@matureenough34 yup

[@kiwi_the_kiwikiwi6366]

It wasn’t just Charlie, most people would mock something that fucking stupid

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Wait people actually funded it to $120m and Charlie roasted it so hard the thing just disappears ?

[@ashcorp268]

"And it probably tastes better than the juice Juicero shipped with" Ah yes, my favorite midnight drink, concentrated soap water.

[@entertainedsheep7668]

yt/woosh

[@hhive1688]

@@entertainedsheep7668 If you're going to use an overused and stupid joke at least do it correctly

[@wanderingghost7324]

😂

[@Y0G0FU]

My workplace in 2017ish had a Juicero.. and i can tell.. Soap would not have tasted worse then the prepackaged gunk Juicero sold as "Juice"

[@horrorhotel46290]

@@Y0G0FU It tasting bad probably means that it was really healthy

[@KasaiHasuki]

Generic whistling music is my cue to head on outta here

[@fattesttitsincairo]

Kasaihasuki How to make Kickstarter video music : - buy a ukulele and a xylophone - sit - google how to play 2 different chords on the ukulele - play em on loop - set the xylophone on the floor at your feet - be barefoot and hold the mallets between your toes - hit keys at random with your feet - get your uncle Fred to come over to the studio and whistle a tune while you’re performing your one-man ukulele/xylophone routine - record - profit

[@funninoriginal6054]

@@fattesttitsincairo Or just get some royalty free happy music and use that Also Danny and Kakyoin did nothing wrong

[@AlphaQHard]

Dio Brando Sounds like you got some experience Dio

[@optiTHOMAS]

It's everywhere! I hate it so much! 😆

[@scotchbonnet7]

"3rd party fragrance" is one of the best things I've ever heard

[@umamifan]

@Sassy The Sasquatch **splurt**

[@psychronic8327]

Gotta get that 3rd party peripheral *FRAGRANCE*

[@kegal]

Glorified mixer. Yeah this isn’t reducing anyone’s footprint it’s increasing it.

[@versedbridge4007]

Here’s a tip: be green and don’t buy this machine.

[@supersuccs]

I’d rather wash my hands with 1M bottles of bleach and have no hands, rather than buying this machine.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

A plastic spoon is a better product than this

[@SolomanVandy]

It took Charlie 6 minutes to say what you did in 11 words

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Neil Andblowmee and probably increasing whoever would own this's ego.

[@Emily-gl7cv]

The most disgusting thing about this product is that they're greenwashing it

[@lasvina3610]

I'm so tired that I looked at this comment and thought what the fuck there's green people now? Is green washing the new whitewashing? The fuck? God I need sleep

[@Emily-gl7cv]

@@lasvina3610 haha sorta yes, greenwashing is to market a product as if it was environmentally friendly, the world is really so tiring now

[@houdaini7]

@@lasvina3610 greenwashing is when companies advertise it to be “environmentally friendly” when in reality other products are just as environmentally friendly or could even be less so. for an analogy, think of a water bottle company slapping a “0 calories + certified green” sticker on their bottles. useless, right? it’s common knowledge, too. there’s also cheaper, better alternatives, like filtering sink water with a purifying machine which creates less plastic waste than drinking several bottles of water a day.

[@lasvina3610]

@@houdaini7 Ooh Thanks for the info ✨

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@lasvina3610 thanks asshole I’m gonna be laughing at this for the rest of my life What the fuck there’s GREEN people now

[@alexthethiccboi5562]

“Because you made them yourself” I can also make mustard gas by mixing ammonia and bleach, does that make it good for me?

[@Castle_of_v1nes]

Alex The thicc boi, making mustard gas makes you a hero

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

Well you don't make mustard gas with bleach and amonia you make chlorophorm that turn into dichloride under most lights It's close to mustard gas but it's not exactly ;)

[@5upl1an]

@@grandpretredesalpagas4665 bruh, next thing you will tell us you can't actually make napalm out of gasoline and diet coke.

[@lowleypeasentmr.l8836]

@@grandpretredesalpagas4665 interesting where did you learn this?

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

@@lowleypeasentmr.l8836 various places of the internet, KZbin and of course experimenting yourself really help

[@trevorstirn9795]

*"More dish soap than God planned to exist."* Do you think, God stays in heaven, because he too is afraid of the dish soap he created?

[@ipza4968]

Of course.

[@wacodraco1558]

Trevor Stirn I like turtles 🐢

[@Ublivion01]

Well Jesus was born in the Middle East... we all know their soap styles.

[@EllieUltra]

HeavyWeaponsPigeon I don’t.

[@nooterzootercrooter5105]

Ellie H its turban shaped soap

[@bloodcreepin4666]

the couple is watching that soap dispenser as if it was their firstborn child

[@hazydoom69]

What do you think they sacrificed to get that soap dispenser.

[@bloodcreepin4666]

@@hazydoom69 their sanity probably

[@xanderhebert6257]

I like how they said the products are “better for you and better for the planet” without telling us what they are comparing the products to.

[@shmosel_]

Better than cleaning with Juicero

[@EmbeddedWithin]

Prolly comparing it to a gamma ray burst

[@zogu7366]

It worries me that 319 people are funding this project

[@ghettospaghetto1627]

It worries me more that they donated 47k dollars for this piece of garbage. That around $150 per person.

[@hotpinkpapaya]

@@ghettospaghetto1627 yup

[@damnumonkeyballs]

Well we just know who wouldn't make it far in a zombie apocalypse lol

[@on_spikes6867]

319 soccer moms

[@pizzatime7433]

Why would 319 people invest in this product Is the biggest question of them all

[@mensla2249]

in juicero's last moments, it cast a curse upon the world in which every bagged liquid would need a machine to be squeezed

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@quax8923 Please no! You fool. What have you brought on this world!

[@guy46996]

There'll be an epidemic of weak bones amongst the poor in Canada if this madness doesn't stop.

[@mennograafmans1595]

@@guy46996 Then they shouldn't keep their milk in bags. Who in the world keeps their milk in bags?!

[@ggreyshade]

"more dish soap than god planned to exist"

[@sp57018702]

It's so accurate. I have a soap jug of dawn that requires two hands to use 😂

[@Rachano]

You know what else requires two hands to use? A sledgehammer. That takes two hands.

[@camronchlarson3767]

That one got me too LOL

[@somxr_738]

Noah Claydon lmao ok...

[@LowIntSpecimen]

Why use a sledgehammer when you could use a demofist?

[@artsyrache]

As a person with hearing impairment I can attest that that guy looks happier then I was after getting hearing aids

[@mcbrodz1663]

I read that as getting aids

[@lahar2412]

wait u hear aids

[@Endie7274]

@@lahar2412 aids can hear?

[@MisterSpinalzo]

great now I gotta hear you all talking bullshit

[@dmiranha3065]

LOL

[@shackledskull]

The guy in the ad loves the soap more than his wife

[@jawaela]

The amount of money pledged for this scares me There are actually people who think this is not useless

[@luaull8547]

Anna it’s money laundering.

[@unlicensedbusinessman1533]

@@luaull8547 not really, money laundering is about cleaning the money BEFORE it enters the back account, I know from personal experience.

[@Pooky1991]

I think the core idea of a machine that will squeeze juice out of fresh fruit would be interesting and accessible for someone who's got specific disabilities (there's probably something that already exist but I don't know about it), but the wifi connectivity and premade packages is bullshit.

[@TheJepa60]

@@Pooky1991 juicer?

[@Helpiminapickle]

Rich white people who want to be bouji.

[@TheBananenbeer]

>Who gets this excited about soap? hey don't kinkshame

[@Bakashi]

what kind of soap?

[@tawkinhedz]

What is kinkshaming? What it sounds like?

[@ebi_tempura]

Kinkshaming *IS* my kink!

[@timrattenbury4768]

Ebi_Tempura ahhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

[@timrattenbury4768]

tawkinhedz ehh shaming ppl about kinks cause rule 34 exists

[@jamieprice507]

‘be your own chemist’ actual chemists: 👁👄👁

[@Eliqueme]

Heck yeah, I'm ready to be making my own crack

[@gunsandroses896]

@@Eliqueme hell yeah. Gonna make myself some ice. Maybe some heroin.

[@Eliqueme]

@@gunsandroses896 "OOOH YEEEAAAHHH" - Mordecai & Rigby

[@dominguezcharles3069]

Actual chemists: NileRed's channel

[@jamieprice507]

@@dominguezcharles3069 nigel do be slapping out some banger videos nowadays

[@Lucas.02.]

Can confirm, as a former child who still owns his hearing aids, I wasn’t as happy as that man using that soap

[@umersalman1]

That man is so happy that I want to adopt him.

[@blankyboi1040]

@@yourfrenghost3028 Get hecked, I ruined it.

[@colorbar.s]

@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. 69 isn't a meme?? nor is it dead

[@hardcorechapstick]

@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. lmao are you late for my 9 year old brother's sleepover?

[@hardcorechapstick]

@Splatoon is the worst game of all time. that sounds like a youtuber my brother would watch although I don't know that is :)

[@zace8523]

God has fallen, and Juicero takes his place.

[@KitKat-hn1vt]

Juicero was always god.

[@seepaw9191]

Juicero: I see no gods up here *EXCEPT ME!!!*

[@SubscriberswithnoContent-cn5mm]

In Bereft land, the Juicero flies! Birth: Peep! Peep! We call. You and I look up to see: Resplendent glory, Juicero.We open our mouths to partake of the Juicero’s fruit and Juicero satisfies strong flowing, deep currents, of Desire. But we bite the hand, the meal is insubstantial, we punish the Juicero, but it knows it not. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

[@edge3369]

True

[@verysmalldog8996]

@FantomOmega Stupid comment, you stupid atheists.

[@TheBSG]

I honestly think all these ideas are just money laundering. It makes sense.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

"Packaging and ingredients industries" sure sounds like a euphemism for meth.

[@imjudeau2156]

@@drunkenhobo8020 lmfao

[@default94321]

Probably a halfway decent way to launder money. Magic the gathering cards are still the best though.

[@spartan456]

What bothers me is this product would actually be a good idea and worth the money IF the stuff they shipped you was actually like, a month's worth of product for making different soaps. And also if the soap ingredients were actually legit and not some pseudo fake soap bullshit. The goal of this idea is to "reduce" plastic waste but if you're having to buy new product every week, and that product contains enough plastic to choke a small animal, then there's really no point to this at all. I can appreciate the sentiment of trying to reduce plastic waste, but every product I've seen that tries to reinvent how we do things to reduce waste ironically generates just as much if not more plastic waste than sticking to the normal way of doing things. The little recycling mail-in program thing is a good idea, but my problem with that is how often it will have to be done. Most of the people who actually buy into this and end up getting it will very quickly slack on the whole process of sending their discarded soap thingies back to the company, because they're gonna have to do it every week. People are lazy and will not want to keep up with that process. The soap things for this are just gonna pile up in landfills eventually.

[@MOJSTER99]

@@default94321 steam marketplace also

[@fitzjolt]

I make my own scented bar soaps. This feels like a slap in the face.

[@ToastyMozart]

Hell I just get those big refill bags they sell at Lowes to fill my hand soap containers so I don't have to keep throwing out pumps. I'm insulted they seem to think people need this absurd contraption to pour liquid into a bottle.

[@terminator572]

@@ToastyMozart if you want to really go ham on the cleaning power, use ashes and water to get lye. Granted it will melt your goddamn skin off if you ain't careful but by God you're gonna be squeaky clean.

[@edwardpm89]

It has the whistling song in the background, it must be a great product then

[@lerkaderk]

Niiiiice

[@ghostgabe81]

My mom literally mixes tap water and lemon, orange, and teatree oil together in a spray bottle. No mixing machine required, we shake it and it's a great cleaner

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

Gabe Bradley lemons and oranges have sugars tho? how does this work

[@ghostgabe81]

@@AlexisTwoLastNames I do not know

[@adelafox9365]

@@AlexisTwoLastNames the key word is OIL

[@sorcc0]

Alexis Vasquez-Morgan I think he meant fragrance

[@jakubwiniszewski6202]

What a wise woman.

[@m1l22]

*_Can’t wait Sipero. The miracle machine that automatically pumps water through a straw into your mouth. Did I forget to mention that it can and must connect with Wi Fi._*

[@NightBrawler123]

demm...sign me up

[@squiddymcsquidface3097]

Don't forget that you have to buy $4 250ml water pouches and you have to use them within three seconds of buying them else they'll go out of date and your AutoStraw(tm) will no longer work with it.

[@DAMENCARMEN]

I'll take 50

[@natmarie7088]

DON’T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS

[@popycorn300]

If you use any other water, your Auto Straw(tm) reacts with the force of an atom bomb

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

The narrator is me trying to extend the word count on my essay

[@MischiefMeerkat]

Juicero: "This isn't even my final form!"

[@LeBornMajes]

@@breastmilkgaming 10/10 would use this on dead bodies in my basement

[@Reckno64]

Can't wait for the Perfect Juicero arc....

[@samiamrg7]

You thought it was Cleanist, but it was me, Juicero, the whole time!

[@breastmilkgaming]

@@samiamrg7 ZA JUICEDO

[@samiamrg7]

talkpls I’m useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, useless!

[@Shizkeb]

Who ever made this forgot what a “sink” is

[@Silverheartpro]

And vinegar.

[@tookitogo]

IslamSaysAllah! A sank, what’s that? I’m so confused! 😂 For real, this is a product for the idiots in the “has this ever happened to you?” segment of an infomercial...

[@atharvc9543]

What is a sink? Is it something u lowly people use for cleaning urself

[@kyumazu1926]

@@atharvc9543 stfu boomer

[@sparkyjones560]

Boiling kills everything. Wash it with water then boil it and no chemicals or anything else at all is necessary. That's green as fuck son!

[@TheRealGamerGuy2]

If Charlie has to talk about it twice you know it's not good

[@elderrusty541]

EFFECT *thrice

[@boozypixels]

It's 2021 and they still haven't shipped yet. Another satisfying kickstarter success story!

[@Lukasz5424]

Cleanyst: Save the planet with our reusable bottles! Also Cleanyst: Each 5 ml of soap comes in a plastic bottle.

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

That man is absolutely LOSING it by just having soap squirted into his hand. Lmaoooo.

[@tiantian329]

*”OMG prepackaged soap! My favorite! Thank you sooooo much OMG”*

[@davidbergmann8948]

Laughing my ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

David Bergmann Yup. That ass is gone. Rip.

[@davidbergmann8948]

@@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans haha RIP your ass in peace

[@GoodOneLULE]

@@davidbergmann8948 rest in peace your ass in peace

[@nateedwards1313]

"Who gets this excited about soap?" ...2020

[@guccipucci7126]

💀

[@nayra2733]

This looks like an adult version of the make-your-own soap craft kits for children

[@Avery_37]

This does basically what we did as kids. Mix different soap to create one super soap.

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

@@Avery_37 never done that

[@lasvina3610]

@@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 I did, and I felt like a true chemist

[@thornwall6303]

*"Who gets this excited about soap?"* Little did he know... in three months, everyone in the world would be excited to use soap EDIT: Thank you for 17K likes!

[@TrigoNomentry]

We need a machine that will roll toilet paper into a roll.

[@Arul7X]

how irony

[@zeecaptainz]

I mean, I don't think anyone is exhilarated after washing their hands, even during the pandemic, more of a must than exciting adventure

[@sulemanbaig3816]

@@TrigoNomentry dwight already had that machine years ago. Machine for making singly ply toilet rolles from 2ply

[@zoinksscoob6523]

@Daniel youre acting like an arrogant idiot

[@safir2241]

Why are all advertisement kitchens criminally psychotic? “Yes! I only have a bowl of fresh lemons and a plastic houseplant on my kitchen counter! All white, no stains!”

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I agree.

[@terrowincheeseman5228]

please don't use "psychotic" to mean "devoid of humanity" or otherwise deviant in ways that are more likely to be achieved by bored neurotypicals. it encourages prejudice and discrimination towards real psychotic people. you could instead use "lifeless" or "obviously fabricated"

[@FloozyMcDoozy694]

@@terrowincheeseman5228 fuck psychos

[@kookbook4399]

@@FloozyMcDoozy694 do you think bring psychotic is a trait of psychopaths? lol smh

[@FloozyMcDoozy694]

@@kookbook4399 do i think bring psychotics is a trait of psychopaths? Uhhh what the fuck, hey bud wanna come write that in English first.

[@MLarce9]

He isn't excited about soap, he is laughing in disbelief that they pay so much for something that dumb😂😂😂😂

[@henrlima87]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[@OriasX]

This looks like a April fools joke but unfortunately it’s not

[@hellotherehi2826]

Oh ah get one for us herre.

[@lev7509]

Then what do you think is the actual Juicero, which also needs an app on your phone, WiFi, and doesn't mix nor stir anything? You might as well squeeze the Juicero packages into a cup with your bare hands for greater efficiency.

[@sorenthefunkyman]

thats the most upsetting thing about this all

[@gamerkaren5691]

Soap: exists That guy: 🤩🤩🤩

[@toysgamesandmore1386]

They said it couldn't be done Gamer Karen

[@SKyrim190]

That woman: 🤣🤣🤣

[@odie56709]

@@SKyrim190 damn beat me to it

[@Democrab]

Jaeger is that you

[@sailorskj9002]

Karen gaming

[@samsfk4877]

"Juicero is back", CallMeCarson crying ensues...

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

Joe.

[@joshuamarshall5892]

Negativity who’s joe?

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

@@joshuamarshall5892 Joe from family guy

[@taliyahalondon]

joshua marshall Joe mama

[@_mikkimoose_]

@@taliyahalondon who's joe mama?

[@smajin28]

0:46 They both look like the default character's when you choose Male or Female in the character creation screen.

[@EmbeddedWithin]

lmao

[@InterdimensionalBreadLover228]

This was made in Florida. The unholy state of America where batshit occurs.

[@criscrosxxx]

Charlie is from there tho 😂

[@ZeroHourProductions407]

That's a funny way to spell California.

[@ZeroHourProductions407]

@Alexander The Great california made it no longer a felony to infect someone with an std. Literally *nothing* about these "florida man" stories can match a state saying "yeah, come get some fresh hot hiv here, it's fiiiine"

[@blackscoped]

Florida is great but also sucks ass in almost every way ive grown to love it. I mean i hate it

[@n00bsstuff36]

Where floridan man at where you need him the most?

[@leothespicypepper5172]

If it doesn't connect to the internet, then im not convinced

[@Aitherion]

The brothers look like the offspring of ProJared and Neil Breen.

[@DELETETHISPLEASE]

Ayy s/o my nigga breen

[@jamesfisher4388]

the joo brothas

[@CubedCubone]

fuzzyjammies don’t insult ProJared my man, he’s innocent

[@si_____pi867]

R/rareinsults

[@sakiel5402]

@@jamesfisher4388 The nose knows.

[@pongsih9380]

I think he's increased my vocabulary more than any English lessons I've ever taken in my whole life.

[@pyk_]

I love the new trend of "Instead of buying one disposable thing you will use once, use way more resources, energy and money to create something much more permanent that you still will only use once".

[@IgnisRex64]

"who gets that excited over soap?" Everyone, nowadays

[@nnnayabi]

We live in a society 😔☝️

[@CXR-gk4lw]

It’s even as exciting as watching impaired child hear for the first time!

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

Now presenting “the cleanist” *well that just sounds like juicero with extra steps*

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

It sounds like a hero from My Hero Academia. Cuz it rhymes with Best Jeanist.

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

ShadeSlayer1911 no *you should say something else*

[@booty_hunter4207]

Tight copy boss

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

booty_ hunter69

[@sicksalt7765]

*cleanYst

[@unprankable666]

"Who gets this excited about soap?!" *Bill wurtz would like to know your location*

[@TravisBroski]

“Save money and planet” Karen: IM SOLD!

[@himiranda123]

TravisBroski and essential oils

[@yazanqadi2002]

I'm finna mix my essential oils with that hand made vegan lubricant that I made with this machine

[@whomstdve4743]

"Who gets this excited about soap?" That would be me in the 10% chance i actually use the school bathrooms and the dispensers have soap. It's bonus points if those cheap, brown paper towels are refilled.

[@mallorypallory7176]

whomst'd've in my school sinks don’t even work we just have *hand sanitiser*

[@thiccrat]

I would give bonus points for having toilet paper, or at least i notice there isnt any before i start peeing. Good thing i got into the habit of making those toilef paper seats... and bonus for not having an overflowing sanitary disposal unit. Was in a public shopping centre and saw that someone had simply placed their used pad on top of fhe toilet paper holder. Along with a tampon applicator. Thanks bro. Miss my high school days. I used to be so good at literally never using the public toilets.

[@MrNightpwner]

Oh they're brown now? A lot does change in 10 years.

[@richelle2551]

We found a half roll of toilet paper left in one of the stalls, it was talked about for days

[@timrattenbury4768]

MrNightpwner idk what colour they are cause there never refilled

[@AnthonyThomas_Ant]

3:34 He’s lubing up and getting ready to stroke one out.

[@Rami7605]

Haha

[@booty_hunter4207]

To the cleanyst

[@oscar_jjuarez5266]

I always dry dog no spit or lube

[@MemeLord-nu8mi]

Oscar_J Juarez Ok ok ok, so when you dry dog it, do you move the skin up and down? I mean, that’s what I started doing, but then I tried not moving the skin and it was SUPER uncomfortable.

[@Shemiryy]

@@MemeLord-nu8mi if i were you, i would think about it and go with the more comfortable option :/

[@lightennight8836]

0:54 To anyone who is wondering what happened to them, they closed down businesses in December of 2022. 2-3 years after they open.

[@myphonyaccount]

Her voice is so perfect - happy, clean, sweet, organic and innocent - but acidic and predatory.

[@optiTHOMAS]

Yeah very crisp and nice. She sounds like Ysolda from Skyrim! The young eager nord voice or whatever the name of that npc voice was called. 😁👍🏻

[@jeffw1267]

She sounds a bit pinched and nasal but all young American women sound this way now.

[@HemiUnaka]

This just sounds like the Juicero with extra steps

[@KevinNormalManPerson]

it taste better tho

[@LoganDark4357]

THAT'S JUST -SLAVERY- A JUICERO WITH EXTRA STEPS

[@CaptainDoomsday]

At least the Juicero "made" a significant quantity of juice. IDK what those packs cost though so maybe not.

[@venividivivi]

What do you mean "just sounds like"?

[@DarcyCardinal]

How about this: Cleanyst Plus+™ - It will come in black, automatically order refills and you get to have your name engraved on it... for under $1000 ($999)

[@jacobacon2158]

The fuck kind of Apple bullshit is this

[@olymolly3637]

@@jacobacon2158 You beat me to it lol. True tho, so true.

[@NSViewController]

Unity Pro in a nutshell

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

($999.99)

[@The-kr9rb]

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 plus tax

[@stigsbrother3917]

This is the adult equivalent to children’s toys where you just pointlessly mix stuff together. Also the people in the add were playing with and looking at the soap like the children do for barbie adds or gotta go flamingo

[@_Willow_666]

when juicero returns even worse Keine Schwäche zeigen !!!

[@jamal9637]

Ehre

[@limawhiskey7451]

Was geht hier ab

[@on_spikes6867]

@@limawhiskey7451 keine ahnung, aber ich hasse es.

[@marton8266]

@@jamal9637 neee oder

[@meinremembertag]

Hahahahah von diesem komischen Kampfsport Kanal nh haga

[@Mhaakify]

"Reduce your carbon footprint!" She said as the chinese manufacturer lost their face mask from lauging so hard.

[@volcanicowlsong7322]

This aged well

[@Mhaakify]

@@volcanicowlsong7322 Well... Now we can laugh our masks off too.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

his*

[@brandonwiebe2647]

Original post was 6 months ago.... TIME TRAVELLER

[@anti-capitalistraccoon3311]

Father, you've been gone do long, you're beginning to look like a homeless John wick. Please come back, it can't take this long to get cigarettes

[@Rosen.stylus]

Thanks, John Carter, very cool!

[@AkinlabiStClair]

Why don't anyone talk about your movie? I think it was good

[@aaronlandry3934]

Akinlabi St.Clair Good question. It was a decent movie. Far better than the crap that Disney’s been turning out lately

[@anathem9982]

gotta love the fact that it literally looks exactly like the Juicero when you open it up

[@rulerworld1289]

I was not respecting the return of villian juicero in this arc of the manga

[@alloutgamer5725]

I didn't respect it either

[@NiGHTSnoob]

I'm assuming you meant expecting, but honestly I think respecting works better.

[@flash4354]

And that is the Vilian Experience.

[@mothafuger]

Its sad this is what actually makes its funding goal versus tons of other projects that often go unfunded simply because they weren't marketed correctly.

[@axethannanth]

e

[@moramento22]

Next: This product allows you to mix your own drugs, choose your ingredients and their intensity so you can have the highest potency of opioids

[@Vitorruy1]

That would actually be useful

[@tiantian329]

This product squeezes money out of rich and lonely people and then kills them afterwards with overdose.

[@Puppies03b3eleyyMichaelJackson]

KICKSTARTER I CAN GET BEHIND

[@dnmoscato92]

I'LL TAKE 3

[@RAGEAlanBun]

You know the best thing about Juicero. You know fine well that at some point, the guy who made Juicero was angry people figured out they could just buy the juice packages and squeeze them without the machine, so I can guarantee he thought long and hard about how he could add DRM to his juice packets before finally shutting down the company. The thought of him waking up in a cold sweat at night after tossing and turning for hours because he was unable to think of a good method to add juice-DRM makes me feel happy on sad days.

[@MrHack4never]

The best thing about juicero was when uncle bumblefuck found out how to make his own cold-pressed rum after making his own controller for it

[@williamsmith6921]

That's amazing

[@ilikesaying]

This comment both confuses and amazes me Mostly amazes me

[@tookitogo]

MrHack4never Yes! With only minor filtration needed afterwards! 🤣 Mmmm, crunchy rum!

[@pierrot867]

AvE?

[@cuntpuncherino]

Crunchy rum you say....? 🤔

[@Icalasari]

The hilarious thing is that the most basic soap is lye and fats. Basically cook a meal over a wood fire, pour the grease from it into a container, mix a bunch of wood ash with it, and you are most of the way towards soap It's more involved than that but that the basic gist of it

[@Stabilization]

Icalasari the only thing with that is that lye is freaking dangerous as heck. If they made a version of lye that didn’t have the risk of obliterating you, then having an appliance that actually made customizable soap that wasn’t just proprietary mixes would be cool. But you could do a pretty easy version of making soap with just glycerin blocks instead. Still easy. Flip in some aesthetic shit like fucking glitter, confetti, essential oils, pencil shavings, and cilantro and you’ve got a perfect soap ready to go after it solidifies.

[@cmoneman3025]

Throughout my childhood, my mom and I would wash pots and pans with wood ash. Cleaned up pretty decently. That's just how it used to be done, people cooked over the fire a lot more often. Times have changed here now..

[@solanine5110]

Stabilization lye is pretty dangerous but it’s easy to make soap with lye as long as you do it right. homemade soap is probably the most eco friendly version. buy a bucket of lye, and a bucket of whatever oil you want and follow some recipe. it’s not that hard and it makes for great gifts

[@Krasses]

@@solanine5110 Meh, long tracing time tho

[@Zambrano2199]

@@cmoneman3025 Whenever I get lazy to buy dish soap I just do this.

[@jonathanjensen189]

0:48 - the dude looks like he's laughing at the machine

[@iaintgonna3717]

Can't blame him.

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

Lol he looks like the old man from the meme, the one that laughs and cries at the same time

[@ThatDudeJCrash]

@@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 lmao

[@CivilEngineerWroxton]

"Cleanyst saves the planet." Me: Watches as millions of empty Cleanyst plastic packets are dumped every day into landfills. Yeah, sounds like it really saves the planet. Plus, the amount of energy used during the manufacture of those packets, the Cleanyst machine itself, and its packaging. I can't believe how blind the Green Movement is in regard to everything like this. A company says its product is going to help "save the planet" and they fall for it hook, line, and sinker.

[@Chosen1Creator]

The only thing this squeezes is the money out of rich people.

[@doomerius1300]

Dumb*

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

@@doomerius1300 Dumb AND rich people.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Don't be silly. We all know that even poor people will buy this hot garbage. People love to live beyond their means.

[@stan5794]

@@PANZERFAUST90 yeah people like me

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@stan5794 lol perfect profile picture for that response xD

[@emotionallyunstableandfill2497]

The fact that I got an ad for a juicer while watching this is incredibly hilarious

[@robbysasso6074]

“Can save you money AND is good for the environment!” Karens: *I’ll take your entire stock*

[@afs_seven]

...and you got not one, not two but three, yes, three managers to talk to!

[@robbysasso6074]

Dognabbit VII ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[@gub4941]

Its Shlob nice pfp

[@robbysasso6074]

Lmao * thank you :D

[@timrattenbury4768]

Sorry one product customer mam

[@geigerbuzz816]

This is just like the magic potions you would make in the shower by mixing different shampoos as a kid but in a machine form

[@EroKaban]

The Cleanyst sounds like someone who'd raid someone else's house out of all their furniture.

[@kantikun134970]

Ero Kaban Mua ha ha! I am The Cleanyst!

[@ilikesaying]

Ediolon cleanyst

[@hypergrad2254]

The sims

[@DurianFruit]

Juicero: *flops* Also Juicero: "there is another"

[@bobthefatman5155]

I was dying when he talked about Costco soap deals lmao

[@GrayTGB]

i love how it looks like a millionare scientist machine of some type but it just mixes soap in water somthing i could do right now

[@v0-dka103]

Me looks at title: oh damn the Antichrist has returned

[@Kalmight]

Hey man, the Antichrist stands for something at least.