World's Worst Salt Shaker

[@chelseaw9009]

This would be an excellent conversation starter at parties. “So... I see you’re bad with your money.”

[@paco_is_a_taco1295]

🤣😂

[@tmayush]

I guess they’re the same people who’d buy rechargeable shoes. What’s next? Smart plate? “It acts as a plate but also, tells time, weighs the food, and plays music” Buy *splate* for 999$

[@CitizenSnips69]

It’s actually made for dispensing cocaine and playing music at parties you moron, the salt is a cover. Alexa, dispense me 200mg of Bolivian marching powder. Alexa play my cocaine playlist. Alexa, commence rave lighting protocol.

[@not_herobrine3752]

@@CitizenSnips69 noice

[@nikitamishra59]

Schmug™

[@vaiyt]

"sleek and portable" it's five times the size of a normal shaker!

[@randomness6498]

vaiyt thats the usual marketing technics, "slick, affordable and portable"

[@texttales696]

*in

[@dogeofcoin7038]

Actually, its about the same size as a salt grinder, but not a salt shaker.

[@tobbleboii5988]

@@texttales696 you have just got your right of free speech revoken.

[@texttales696]

I honesty deserved it. 🤣😭

[@sean3533]

"Its portable!" Every salt shaker is portable

[@Fred_the_1996]

Yeah, most salt shakers are smaller and lighter than that shitty pregnancy test

[@ToxicSkull0]

Anything is portable if you try hard enough

[@Ulvis_B]

​@@Fred_the_1996 Hope don't see 2 lines salt shakers pregnancy test....

[@Fred_the_1996]

@@Ulvis_B Just imagine the salt shaker drawing 2 lines made out of salt to let you know you're pregnant

[@wgrantha4438]

Probably needs internet connection to work

[@noodlemans1199]

"Sleek and portible." It's the size of my entire forearm, and I'm pretty sure the TSA would think it's a bomb.

[@_VI701]

It looks like something you'd find in the ammo reserve of a railgun.

[@Hangra]

Lmao

[@exotic1405]

You wanna know what else is portable? A fucking salt shaker

[@k-leb4671]

@@exotic1405 well, you could argue most salt shakers aren't portable in a sense, because salt can easily leak out of them. Obviously you can easily carry an average salt shaker with your hand, but I wouldn't put my salt shaker in my bag.

[@exotic1405]

@@k-leb4671 then make a salt shaker with a lid

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

“Dude, why is the food so bland?” “I’m sorry bro the WiFi’s down”

[@efe_fx]

LOL underrated

[@Daniiijayy]

The two sentences that no one thought could be turned into a conversation

[@Tw0Dots]

@@Daniiijayy _Technology_

[@gwan1714]

If all you use to season food is salt, your friend is still gonna be asking dude why is the food so bland

[@oneflamingpotato7965]

@@gwan1714 Well I mean, anyone who would even think about using Smalt would be such a loser that they only use salt as a seasoning

[@abearmagan6008]

I made my own Smalt. I nailed a salt shaker to my bluetooth speaker. It is now the conversation piece of all my dinner parties.

[@CyberGuy419]

Hey, I'm you but I look cooler

[@abearmagan6008]

Cyber Guy I’m like Coke classic. You’re like Diet Coke

[@genroynoisis6980]

@@abearmagan6008 perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@JovianCloudfarmer]

give this man a gauntlet

[@romanboi8834]

@@CyberGuy419 oof sorry mate other thanos got bigger stones than you 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cologram]

“The world’s first smart salt shaker” *you wanna know why it’s the first?*

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Because no one was able to develop such an advanced and necessary device before

[@katipunan4212]

Einstein is shaking his boots up in heaven asking why he didnt invent that shit in the first place

[@Chitosch]

Underrated

[@EarleTKG]

Cologram why?

[@Cologram]

EarleTKG because it’s a fucking stupid idea

[@blank_home1229]

It sounds like a disease. "So, doc, give it to me, how bad is it?" "I'm sorry to say this, but you have smalt."

[@hiimryan2388]

Later at house...: *gun shot*

[@maggiee639]

Sounds like a skin condition or vd

[@joegun4259]

"And I would just end myself right there, it doesnt matter about the actual symptoms"

[@reb-dom1ne]

Smalt itties

[@kenandthegang6582]

*Smalt di-* no jkjk

[@nina-jc1mh]

“Ay bro whats the salt password”

[@servit0r]

eyyyyyyyyyy

[@Dustin_MLG]

@@memedeity3105 agreed Lol

[@A_very_good_cheese]

Idk man ask joe

[@calvinwilkerson1305]

The salt password is CONNIE_MAHESWARAN_FROM_STEVEN_UNIVERSE_IS_GOD.

[@klanceklancerevolution3339]

The password is: 69gordonramseywouldbedissapointedinme420

[@newsupermariobros.uworldla5626]

To be honest, if every advertisement came with Charlie counter-arguing every point, I would watch ads instead of skipping them.

[@CreativeZachGaminglebestvids]

New Super Mario Bros. U World Land 3D Sunshine and Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon: Partners in Time why is your name so long

[@AfricanAmerican23]

Creative_Zach Gaming Why not

[@georgiamillis4218]

He's in my head

[@trollloloololooo]

@@CreativeZachGaminglebestvids because he/she is some type of ultimate weeb abomination

[@DemonSlayerSucksAss30]

Hi, i like your really long name

[@WolfmanDude]

Plot twist: Its actually intended for cocaine. It would really make more sense like that! Its got music, light and also takes record how much each person snorted. That way nobody ODs!

[@jasonjr376]

Dont give them ideas

[@anushshah21]

Lol

[@Blake_murray16]

Police are now investigating all investors

[@dbadguy4855]

This actually makes more sense

[@ginoferrarese9440]

God im literally in floor laughing jajajja

[@sauravdebnath3799]

Juicero's step brother.

[@klj2382]

that video sent me here, lol!

[@IgorDz]

Having all these smart devices in a house would be like an office job.

[@sofiem1225]

What're you doing, stepbro?

[@1179125]

atleast this one didn't force you to buy specific salt package for it to work.

[@Claudio-gv2lz]

Saurav Debnath thats umatched. You cant beat it

[@squarepusher645]

well this is actually perfect for me... i was having troubles carrying around my Mortar and Pestle to grind my himalayan Rock salt..

[@keithsinter5611]

there is this revolutionary thing called salt mill like a pepper mill but with salt! :D And still more portable than the pregnancy test

[@keithsinter5611]

@@mechykb8624 I love the smell of irony in the morning

[@niccat6052]

Lol

[@squarepusher645]

@@keithsinter5611 where can you find these??????? web of *LIES*

[@keithsinter5611]

@@squarepusher645 you´re lucky! I have opened a kickstarter to finance a modell with wifi, app and cheese grater! only 15k and you get yo very own!

[@thomyorkereal]

“ayo, pass the salt” “sorry, it’s lagging, just give it a second”

[@princey_06]

Lmao

[@parditathehusky1813]

Lmao

[@ronantheronin3521]

Lmao

[@seraphynx1989]

Lmao

[@sophiasauers]

Lmao

[@richards31415]

I would've been legit impressed if the salt shaker hovered midair and salted my dish without hands, like from Beauty and the Beast

[@mikemayo4812]

Attach a salt shaker to a drone and make it happen.

[@DaPootisJedi]

"Hey, you got any salt?" "Sorry, my graphics card couldn't handle it."

[@birddaddydetta]

no

[@somerandomfox1153]

Sorry i was playing Minecraft give me a sec

[@a.c.7573]

Mine couldn't connect to wifi :(

[@yousef858]

Skyrim the smalt edition

[@joenutsgaming6037]

It couldn't handle all the salt physics particles

[@rando3393]

"What is my purpose?" "You shake the salt" "...oh..my..god"

[@kradikt666]

I'm not programmed for friendship

[@yuibkys3522]

Rando welcome to the club buddy

[@Guy_-wt6rn]

Rick and morty LOL

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

Brandon I am so bummed it took me 9 months to find this comment..

[@joshuavanzyl6910]

Im getting Dbd flashbacks

[@rafaelluisdasilva3504]

"It's portable!" Yes, differently than all the other bulldozer-carried salt shakers.

[@lguffee4930]

Underated comment

[@parkersumwalt8078]

I hate having to rent a Ford F-350 super duty just so I can give my grandma some salt. Now I have the smalt so I can have her disown me

[@Serek_Studios]

@Teena Wagnard 5x

[@comfortablydoomed6280]

@@parkersumwalt8078 underrated comment.

[@efe_fx]

Oh my god i laughed so hard

[@Novacification]

"Hey guy! Pass me the salt!" "Here you go my dude. Now you just need to install the app and give it access to your contacts. Then we just need to get you hooked up to our wifi and you'll be ready to go."

[@brianblackburn5018]

The contact part made me think this: Calling smalt at 3am gone sexual

[@swanbones]

.. And then shake your phone so you dont have to shake your salt shaker

[@doge.studio]

@@brianblackburn5018 (police called)

[@brianblackburn5018]

@@doge.studio lol

[@JackTheripper911]

@@brianblackburn5018 oh damn when did you get here JayStation?

[@Vgamer311]

"Hey can I have some salt?" "Yeah, sure. Let me just go grab the charger."

[@maxrebofanclub913]

"what's the wifi password?"

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

"Ahhhh shit dude my Alexa isn't working, guess I cant get some salt for my french fries"

[@pepsiman7033]

What if you forgot your phone

[@spacepirateivynova]

I'm going to invent the worlds first smart mug for coffee and call it 'Smug'.

[@chris-pw5ck]

underrated.

[@mk_rexx]

Meduck That can be useful to PWDs though I think it already exists. Better, it only mixes if you put products from the same brand lol

[@jessicamessicaYT]

Take my money 💰

[@Ruby-ms5uy]

I’m going to invent the world first smart Toliet paper and call it “Smoliet Smaper”. It can measure the shit on the toliet paper.. and even do an analysis on what you ate.

[@charmacden]

what about smegma

[@ItsJustVin]

"Aye can you pass the salt?" "Sorry man, my salt shaker is charging and the WiFi is down"

[@idioticbosd7995]

“Can’t you fucking shake it?” “No, it shut his hole by itself, Alexa, Alexa, ALEXA”

[@helsreach8954]

Sorry man my salt shaker is updating

[@jessicamessicaYT]

💀

[@bretert]

Yea don't use the salt shaker, the new firmware is buggy.

[@uwerlmi6120]

THE SALT SHAKER USES BLUEEEETOOTTTHHHHHHHHHH not WiFi!!!!

[@keanuortiz3766]

"Bro why is the food sweet" "Oh sorry bro downloaded the wrong salt file, my mistake"

[@dylandoesstuff5463]

f u n n y

[@visceralcube3968]

sugar.slt

[@erdene1916]

Lol

[@TantalumPolytope]

sorry bro i mixed up leadsalt.BIN with tablesalt064.DAT

[@alaeriia01]

I can already access salt on my phone through the Twitch app.

[@crudegestures6688]

Kek

[@wolfamongus4529]

Damn son

[@pyramidhead6998]

Alex Snitzer holy shit dude youre fucking ugly.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Really? I just click the bell icon in the top right of the screen. Delivers plenty of salty comments

[@normalhumanoddball9312]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@anbony6731]

"Yo can you pass the SMALT?" "you better not play trash"

[@yobito__]

Johnny Joestar shouldn’t you be stopping valentine from retrieving the corpse parts

[@anbony6731]

@@yobito__ Shouldn't you be stopping younger d'arby from retrieving your soul?

[@yobito__]

Johnny Joestar nah Jotaro has me covers

[@inspektor12]

@@yobito__ shouldn't you be a donut

[@tcaaaa]

oh fuck

[@idrilzorc8789]

This gotta be a joke. Seriously? What's next, smart toilet paper? "Hey Alexa ready up four-folds, its gonna be a big one."

[@markusisaksson6023]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eugeniolejarza9702]

Critikals dad already made smart toilet paper My life has never been the same since I bought the rotowipe

[@SumoneAverage]

Wait till you hear about most of Japan’s restrooms

[@huskymusk315]

only 4?

[@0MohawkWarrior0]

Actually, someone already made a smart toilet paper dispenser.

[@krellemaster]

If they made it somewhat larger with, say, 10 containers of random spices of your choice, I can kind of see the idea. "Spice shaker, give me 5 grams of salt, 10 grams of paprika, 5 grams of chili, and 5 grams of pepper". Then you'd get your custom spice blend perfect every time, and it'd also be useful for anyone who'd like their food a bit spicier at the dinner table.

[@justinmontalvo2819]

Yeah but that seems to be somewhat made for a very specific and probably small targeted audience

[@krellemaster]

@@justinmontalvo2819 True. It was just an idea to convert this honestly worthless salt shaker into a product with at least *some* value.

[@Frumpbeard]

Exactly what I was thinking. Then in the app you could save different named spice combinations, and tell Alexa, "bitch, let's make some panty wetters", then it gives you 50 grams of ground aphrodisiacs, and some lube.

[@colorblockpoprocks6973]

@@justinmontalvo2819 ah, the small targeted audience of people who season their food lol

[@antimatter3084]

But that would actually be directed toward a problem, and most kickstarter and silicon Valley startups exist to solve non issues

[@IDontKnowJon]

*this salt tastes a bit laggy*

[@knightfall6900]

BillzY alt *Mine crashed*

[@milkyii]

-well-

[@studiomoth5442]

180 grains a second?

[@aron1089]

BillzY alt *_Server Maintenance_*

[@rxdiantskies6733]

Mine has some virus in it

[@JackieRoxs]

*Puts a pinch of salt on Ramen noodles for three meals a day* Smalt - You barely had any sodium

[@Veromoi4]

Mandogy - Games 😂

[@gorkyd7912]

WTF you get sodium from ramen? It's in the name, sodium is the key element of soda so unless you're boiling your nudles in soda...

[@mikelamm1999]

@@gorkyd7912 are you serious? Welp...

[@gorkyd7912]

It's pronounced like sod. "Sodium" common element in every grain product because grain is a grass.

[@soggyfroggysoup]

Gorky D sodium is a natural element on the periodic table that is used to make salt. Not soda. Soda only has the name because of its fizziness. I uh...it’s not a grain either...as for ramen, it has a lot of salt in it, including the sodium in the flavoring, noodles, spicy sauce, and even the vegetables sometimes to make it taste better. Hope this clarifies what sodium is

[@peacefulblocky6336]

It's like someone bullshitted their engineering school project and it somehow passed

[@albapantheratigris6071]

Randomdudu If I ain’t getting payed and the school owns the rights to whatever I produce while enrolled, Does it really need to be good?

[@tttiiny]

@@albapantheratigris6071 damn straight

[@emival3335]

“Gargle fat smegma” is probably the grossest insult I’ve ever heard

[@captainrose3932]

Omg he is speaking the language of gods

[@hawkeye5955]

That sounds like a nickname for a gargoyle fart

[@brianblackburn5018]

@@hawkeye5955 lol

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

Yikes

[@Dustin_MLG]

2:34 stamp LMAO

[@quaidc8716]

This product literally seems like an snl skit

[@generalrubbish9513]

SmartPipe, anyone?

[@mr.walter6973]

Smart Wall

[@lizlee8715]

Smart rock?

[@coffeejellysupremacy2199]

Smart pregnancy test

[@xavieraguila8370]

It's not, though -_-

[@aura4405]

“If you forget to charge your salt shaker” I never thought I’d hear those words in my life

[@Thunderhawk51]

I know, right? But it's getting even worse. I read somewhere a while ago that remotes will start using similar batteries like phones so you don't need to buy those old-school AAA batteries anymore... Like the fuck am I going to plug in my freaking remote to recharge it. And even worse than that, it must be connected to the TV via software so it will most likely never work when you need it to or there will be a delay after the remote goes to sleep mode... and they are nearly completely voice operated and missing 97% of the buttons we used to have, such as mute button, media keys, number keys, everything. Worst coming to worst, someone could probably hack the remote and open your TV with it during the night and wake you up or something. Phones comes without so much as a charging brick and cable nowadays... The age we are living...

[@aura4405]

@@Thunderhawk51 fr

[@phaecneom1984]

@@Thunderhawk51 this shit almost seems like satire

[@shlomoshlomo963]

@@Thunderhawk51 you can use phone as remote on almost every new TV out there already so its not that hard to hack and use it not any harder than hacking into a computer

[@Thunderhawk51]

@Anurag Yeah, technology sucks sometimes... Everything was so simple back in the day :P

[@HondaAccord-cf5ty]

“Hey can you pass me the salt” “Sure but you can have it in 26 and a half minutes because it has to update”

[@hypnothechimera8357]

Absolute Zero ATOM BY ATOM- ...uh oh...

[@coffeejellysupremacy2199]

Gosh darn it we shouldn’t have upset the salt gods

[@efe_fx]

Finally a portable salt shaker! I've always hated the fact that I had to connect my salt shaker to a television via HDMI cable and also plug the device to an outlet via power cable.

[@notakkkmember9565]

Update Notes: *Fixed issue where hackers could make SMalt endlessly pour all salt inside

[@keygunC]

*Fixed issue where SMalt would dispense salt infinitely (Edited to please George Denholm specifically)

[@georgedenholm662]

@@keygunC mmmm *Salat very yummy I sure like my *Salat dispensed

[@georgedenholm662]

@Kiran Sadhu Salat = Salt ://

[@lucadascalu5727]

@@georgedenholm662 mmm baguette, pizza, china and salat. the four elements.

[@shrug1250]

“Yeah, my salt shaker runs at 40fps”

[@magiguy7897]

Underrated comment

[@noahniedinger4160]

Oh you friggin' loser. 40ps? Mine runs at 720ps

[@spynyi]

Nice mine runs around 60Sps (Salt Per Second) Update: I got the SodiumWare SaltShaker and now I got around 190Sps

[@buhnana6117]

Damn what cpu do you have? I have a Sodium 5 3600x, i can only get 20fps

[@cancerguy5435]

@@buhnana6117 dude, update to SaltLake by Chlorintel, it's a lot faster.

[@lmaosifomcadmp3486]

Are we gonna ignore that $8,873 was raised by 58 people, meaning that they all donated over $100 Wtf

[@killerkitten7534]

Definitely a money laundering scheme

[@Chris-uu9ce]

@Out Of Context Why did you have to call him an idiot and tell him to shut the fuck up? No need of being toxic.

[@englishdefenders4776]

@@Chris-uu9ce read his name

[@pimplehair]

153 Dollars per person exactly

[@pimplehair]

@Hahahah Hahahahah With all tbe retards morons in this world, and with how unfair this world is, that could be a possibility

[@OurNewestMember]

"I'm not going to be taking my salt shaker anywhere" Not with that attitude, buddy

[@peepeestorm2178]

every goddam time its “ meet BLANK, the worlds first SMART BLANK an your new way of BLANKING”

[@pabloelia6615]

Blart, the most smart blank in the market

[@AlmondHoneyOats]

meet swampletics, my morytania-locked...

[@maverickmamangon8557]

Blankity, blankity, *BLANK*

[@ReturnerReturned]

Probably using this format to look cool

[@KingBongHogger]

I blank myself at night

[@kevindavidson8281]

Imagine a black mirror episode where all technology has become "smart" tech and someone's phone gets broken so they can't access anything... Even talk to other people

[@fishyfish1917]

Nooo my smart chair wont open! I cant sit! My smart toilet paper dispenser! Nooo why wont the SmartDoors Open???? My emergency SmartKey needs updating! I cant even wear my I-Pants! And there is no electricity to recharge my I-Shoes or my Smart -Slippers. My Microsoft Window wont open... And my Smart Dog is attacking me now! Smart Alexa, reboot Smart House! Oh no... Smart Floor is shutting down! AHHHHHH-

[@Bonnieboy-rj5yh]

@@fishyfish1917 you can't eat unless you have WiFi with your phone present. I-food requires internet.

[@fishyfish1917]

@@Bonnieboy-rj5yh And even if u had food, u would be unable to digest it without your I-Belly

[@shahabmos5130]

Or breath .

[@blehh_mae]

and they have to travel through like 500 apps to get the right ones, and their smart smartphone's open feature is just a fullbody scan, a bloodtest, saying a password, pressing a 9-box button in specific orders, and THEN you can access them.

[@viharcontractor1679]

"SMALT, Pour 1 tbsp of salt" SMALT : *Firmware update 17%*

[@dreae4531]

i hit someone with my car :D

[@kaleb4040]

@@dreae4531 wut? Are they ok? Are you? What does this have to do with the original comment?

[@SemiCommma]

@@dreae4531 nice! Did you make sure you finished them?

[@chloe_gospinny]

@@dreae4531 poggers

[@estebanod]

@@dreae4531 only one person ? Rookie

[@TheFrostedfirefly]

I'm inclined to believe that anything titled "Smart" that isn't a TV or mobile phone is actually the complete opposite.

[@dragoneater2008_]

Samsung d u m b fridge

[@idontreallyknowwhattodowit6401]

"Heyo, which speakers do you guys use?" "A JBL speaker" "A Subwoofer" "I just use a Smart Salt Shaker™"

[@wat2206]

lol

[@aljuhaidy9186]

@@wat2206 stop

[@wat2206]

@@aljuhaidy9186 k

[@aljuhaidy9186]

@@wat2206 good boy😀👍

[@LM-kb6yt]

How you listen music on a subwoofer only?🤦‍♂️😂

[@A129WOLFY]

This is the type of thing boomers think Millenials want "Millenials are now ruining traditional salt shakers"

[@richardsanchez9190]

Well the dude that came up with it looks around that age. And I bet a majority of millenials were the ones that funded it.

[@starstorm5338]

@@richardsanchez9190 58 people funded it. Why do people waste money on useless items

[@richardsanchez9190]

@@starstorm5338 cuz they're idiots

[@xxhalfemptyxx7713]

everyone, even boomers, are too broke to afford such a useless item

[@squirrelcoom]

It's just the same trash that used to be announced in TV and you could buy if you call certain number, but now it's on internet and everything is 'smart' or wi fi connected to attract people who want to feel modern

[@mcmoistyboi4662]

**phone dies** well kids, no dinner tonight

[@stickman3214]

Funny comment my guy but how the fuck is not having salt stoping you from having dinner?

[@jamjon6616]

Stickman They were going to eat salt

[@jotham8654]

Stickman r/whooosh

[@stickman3214]

Epic_prON00b2 You're not very good at r/woooosh, are you

[@jotham8654]

Stickman r/wooosh x2

[@ericmorgan372]

I was reading the indiegogo page and it literally says "up to 4 hrs of battery life" 😳 So I'm supposed to charge it every 4 hrs or I can't get any salt 😂

[@xymez3743]

"Yo is that an Alexa!" "No it's my salt shaker."

[@insertcoolnamehere8516]

“Hey pass the salt” “Hold up its charging”

[@somerandomfox1153]

Hold up I don’t have any internet

[@space-addict9698]

Hold up its glitching out

[@earthqu8]

Hold up

[@samaiyah3387]

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎

[@erik0738]

Hold up the pixels are loading

[@notakkkmember9565]

"May you please pass the salt?" "Sorry, the servers are under maintenance."

[@Maltatata]

Are you by any chance a KKK member?

[@mysteriouslyseeing]

@@Maltatata of course not, does he look like a kkk member? he has a mustache

[@yeetboi7694]

@@mysteriouslyseeing or a trustache

[@Dishonorninja]

i love getting recommended this 6 years after it was uploaded

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

I bought this device hoping to stop my hopelessly addicted cousin from doing too much salt. He went to Wal-Mart and bought a bag of pure white sodium chloride and overdosed. Now i have this piece of crap salt shaker and a dead family member. Thanks Smalt!

[@shadow-squid4872]

It's not a device designed to cure salt addiction. It's designed to take your money

[@tvrdy3]

Same.

[@IR-Fan]

So.... There are people actually addicted to salts? Some people with their weird addictions these days.

[@tabbysas2744]

Irvan Bahcdim Salt does activate some of the same areas in your brain as, let's say, crack.

[@riverrapids438]

But this device doesn't exist for purchase I thought? The official site still says "pre-order" (not like it will ever become available anyway)

[@Dash999k]

The only thing this salt shaker will bring to your life is a new degree of bullying from your friends and family. You're no longer safe in your own home. GG

[@curlminion]

MalcMartian someone steals ur phone opens the app then keeps shaking until there's a mess.

[@Beunibster]

I can totally see a new Home Alone movie come out of this. Alone in a Smart Home.

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Beunibster Believe it or not, there's actually a lifetime movie about a smart home called Tiny House of Terror. Just like these smart products, it's also bad.

[@razgar02]

There's your new idea, Black Mirror writers.

[@onemorebonktonight]

goes perfect with that goddamn juicer

[@BrockLee3]

"Smalt has a sleek and portable design..." Is that why it's almost as big as that lady's FOREARM?!?!

[@saturnascends8576]

They meant in comparison to their butt plugs

[@AeroGold1]

@@saturnascends8576 maybe being a butt plug is a secret secondary use for this device.

[@piersonm5574]

@@saturnascends8576 The world's first smart butt plug, SLUG! Self lubricating and with mood lighting, all controlled from your Nintendo gamecube!

[@sadtoaster6341]

@@piersonm5574 if you don't have wifi does it just violently tear itself out of your ass?

[@piersonm5574]

@@sadtoaster6341 No it stays there forever

[@RailfoxStudios]

“Alexa, please dispense a tablespoon of salt.” *“I’m afraid I can’t do that, John.”*

[@chikapunk4340]

Who’s John

[@iamtotallysaneperson]

@@chikapunk4340 Have you heard of the show Garfield? also if this a joke then I'm sorry

[@grannym2880]

H.A.L.??

[@ravrav6433]

“Dad, the eggs taste plain, can we use our expensive smalt?” “No, you are banned from devices for the rest of the month, now suffer for your sins.”

[@starspeculation]

I mean, being grounded from using technology AND seasoning is quite a punishment.

[@matth7770]

So if I fill this thing with coke, it'll make a line for me?

[@fight4ourright306]

Matt H Now thats a product i can get behind.

[@Loponstorm]

The funny thing is, that would be a better use for this product then what it's intended for. You could even use the sodium tracking app to keep track of how much you've snorted.

[@imgamerful]

Loponstorm Coke dealers probably funded this. Its perfect for them

[@AMassiveHeadache]

I knew i couldn't be the only person thinking that.

[@Semestis]

This is groundbreaking. wow.

[@jmaster2311]

Can I get a SMEPPER with my SMALT? If so you got yourself a SMEAL.

[@duke9534]

Violent Professional underrated comment

[@rae2672]

Violent Professional honey can you get me the SMAPRIKA and the SMUTMEG!? also were out of SMINGER and im making cookies tomorrow.

[@Bleenderhead]

Pass the smegma please

[@almightyloaf3886]

You fucking idiot, you've put too much SMINNAMON in the cookies! And now we're out of SMOREGANO!

[@lapotato9140]

Where's my god damn Smold Bay

[@Wombedful]

Imagine you're on a date when the guy sets the mood lighting on his salt shaker and gives you the look.

[@vez3834]

And puts some "romantic" music on, played by the smartshaker ofc.

[@mewtuwa]

That happens and I'm going home.

[@animepeople8744]

@@aflockofconnivingmagpies3490 99iiikjjkjjjjjjjjjkijkjnukjjynjjujjujyhyhyhjjjnhjhhyhkjjjjnkjjkkkmkkinnkmkojni ikoou8hhh890o9iiuhijkjhijjnnjjjhjgjiiihhjijjiguu uuu iio78uiuytthuuuiijuitui8uhgj88yiffyii9ujihjyy9uuiyhgyuyggtygyuuuhbojj

[@lizzie-4011]

thats hilarious lmao

[@kanyegraduation]

@@animepeople8744 yea

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

What I like about this most is the fact that both the “moodlighting” and music you can play with this salt shaker you can do with the phone you need to make it work anyway.

[@thesupreme5999]

just a little sodium chloride

[@SynthCool]

JIMBOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tacoblitz6962]

The Supreme Meme Actually, it's salt.

[@DrUkyovsky]

Uh dude, that would be ＳＡＬＴ

[@Zangeiti]

that's what i said

[@graham1158]

sodium chloride

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

You can't even prank by unscrewing the cap

[@TwoWayOrbitalStation]

Alexa, 1000 kg of salt please

[@lukemacinnes5124]

You could always install a virus instead

[@nolanbell1681]

You can prank by whispering pour a cup of salt

[@michaelfortress3119]

you have to hardware rig the phone now sorry pal

[@miseriicorde]

You - Smalt Me, an intellectual - *SMEPPER*

[@nickrobbins8859]

• Vegadoodles • smayonnaise

[@kaimast5748]

Nick Robbins no.

[@maki49574]

cumyonnaise

[@theanonymoustalk]

Sam Pepper

[@nc8087]

underrated

[@fries5849]

I’m convinced people make smart products just to say they did “What do you do for a living” “I make ai” “Oh cool what have you made” _”A salt shaker”_

[@coolbeans3138]

"What is my purpose?" *"you pass the salt"*

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

Cool Beans (looks at hands) Oh my god.

[@crudegestures6688]

_You watch rick and morty don't you_

[@relaxation_and_tax_evasion]

CrudeGestures yes, my iq is 700. is that what you were asking?

[@crudegestures6688]

Ashton Ramos Essentially, that is correct

[@caitlinpoling8718]

"Oh my god" "Yeah welcome to the club pal"

[@puglovingch]

When robots rise up the The smalt Will simply say “SALT DENIED”

[@dragonwarrior6831]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@not_herobrine3752]

No problem, Imma boot up someone elses xbox 360 and load up COD to harvest real salt

[@idkjordash]

It will shoot salt into people’s eyes

[@laipsax]

@@not_herobrine3752 woah there bud - that's some good roast.

[@cameroncollins6261]

I’ll be salty

[@raulw858]

At the time of this video, the AVERAGE amount each backer donated was about $151

[@BalgaBear]

They must really enjoy cocaine distribution.

[@x0q4]

Virck 😂😂😂

[@menjolno]

They might been bribed to donate.

[@gorkyd7912]

Rich people also get drunk.

[@vortexuk]

@@menjolno im sorry what

[@paradoxxop2187]

"What is my purpose?" "To dispense salt" "Oh my god" "Yeah welcome to the club pal"

[@enbyspock]

But Do tHEy hAvE a PepPEr ShAKeR

[@geoffychang1103]

Behoooooold!! Theeeeeee Smpper.... Wait it doesn't sound right.

[@october8912]

We need a smoy smauce

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@october8912 and smot smauce

[@MegaChickenfish]

The pepper DLC costs $49.95

[@hyperionnova2854]

WHERES THE LAMB SMAUCE!!!!!

[@youngjdef]

UPDATE: Project was cancelled two weeks after this video (Aug 31 2017) :D

[@leecroft1983]

☹️ I'm actually sad to hear this, i thought we were seeing the future with this product.

[@Kingtrippy]

Bruh

[@covidmakesmoney866]

Damn whyyyyyyy, it would be nice meme, did they really dumb to invent this before commerical it lol

[@FrenchToasted1995]

Bruh #2

[@SamuraiPie8111]

"Smalt" sounds like some sort of stinky spongy substance you find in the creases of your crotch area

[@jameszhang7780]

Agent Bill Wilson That's Smegma

[@420316777666]

smalt reminds me of schmutz

[@DIYToPen]

Agent Bill Wilson yeh.. smegma, and who finds it in crotch creases? Who has crotch creases...

[@melelconquistador]

Someone doesn't scrub

[@FC_mania]

Sounds like a european racial slur.

[@krispyronn]

"Hey bro can I have some pepper?" "Sorry man I didn't get the DLC."

[@TheRealDerohneNick]

Put "Smart" infront of anything to make it viable for a crowd-funding campaign.

[@realSkarm]

Does a Smart Toilet exist on Kickstarter? It should measure if your shit is hard enough idk

[@hyronnn]

smart alien dildo

[@hypershadix1]

TheRealDerohneNick smart shart

[@DaSquareful]

Smart fire extinguisher tells you when theres a fire and is locked via server connection

[@gaiseric_sk7262]

Mass Genocide

[@GamerBoy813]

"Alexa, pour me out a fat line."

[@gunsandroses896]

The only good use for Smalt.

[@arunanil2150]

The only good use for Smalt

[@user-cc6zm8ws3g]

The only good use for Smalt.

[@cuervodoro188]

The only good use for Smalt

[@cringepatrol6393]

The only good use for Smalt

[@isaiahdavis9486]

More like “Control-Salt-Delete”.

[@OniiHvH]

I reported this comment for verbal aggression/abuse

[@isaiahdavis9486]

Onii Umm, Thanks? I mean, that’s pretty impressive for a Charlie video.

[@swaikisswaikis4760]

Lol

[@daorklis5305]

Control salt f4

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

@n1kkoGFX 404 Salt not found

[@gatorscoops3861]

Friend: “hey let’s have a barbecue, I’ll bring the beef!” Guy: “I’ll bring my salt shaker” Friend: “never mind I don’t think we should be friends anymore”

[@youknowme2295]

This implies that the friend had knew the guy had a Smart Salt Shaker before hand, and yet now he doesn’t want to be friends anymore? Anyone would cut ties with a person with a salt shaker this convoluted instantly

[@loreskcanada8402]

I just pre-order the smepper

[@nostrobothnia]

I prefer the newest model, the Smaprika.

[@randomrandumbness8437]

Essi K. I heard the Smonion Powder is pretty good...

[@3Dusers]

Smajun powder is whay my fam prefers though

[@Devo57]

I just got my Smarmesean Cheese Dispenser last week, works great.

[@txrnip]

Wow guys so excited about the new herb dispensers! My Smilantro works great!

[@KappaSlappa-t8o]

$8,873 from 58 backers? So the average pledge was over $150?

[@chinchy111]

WYSIWYG well they did make that juicer

[@random_cocaine4667]

All of them are COCAINE dealers bruh

[@ryanbobyan]

Nick Ross one unit probably costs like $160

[@laggystand3755]

Probably the people who created it.

[@hsvr]

Nick Ross those donations would be from people within the company

[@JackOfAllTradersOriginal]

you have your phone in your pocket and someone bumps into you and it spill the salt everywhere

[@TheChabowski]

"The world's first interactive centerpiece". Have these people never heard of SNES?

[@derovvvv]

At this point, we're going to have smart Cheeto dust.

[@CrizzyEyes]

Smart Cheeto dispenser that feeds you the Cheetos so you don't have to get dust on your fingers.

[@waffles5354]

gross

[@keithberto]

don't motivate them

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Cheeto dust made of nanobots

[@Kyuubey0406]

Crazy Eyes that’s actually a good idea lmfao

[@noahwagner0]

This would be great for crystal meth or coke dealers

[@MaddyBlu9724]

But don't they deal in grams? I've never heard of someone buying "one teaspoon of cocaine."

[@caramonmajere447]

@@MaddyBlu9724 It would be shit for dealers. Imagine how easily you could pocket a Smalt. Now a user, a very rich and pretentious user, could make use of it. A half teaspoon would probably be two lines worth if it's good stuff.

[@1stNumberOne]

I see the experts came out for this..

[@davidmowbray4230]

@@MaddyBlu9724 volume is more accurate than weight. If you was on the equator your deal would weigh less.

[@KingBongHogger]

Paypal them $10 and a rock pops out

[@liberalbias4462]

Someone needs to make an electronic fork, the smfork

[@1betterthanyou-283]

Liberal bias already exists

[@liberalbias4462]

Electro fork

[@pizzasub3194]

Liberal bias It’s called putting a fork into an outlet. It’s free.

[@LORDdrPepper]

Liberal bias they do exist, and they actually work well with spaghetti

[@qhutt4865]

Schmork

[@galvanizeddreamer2051]

The fact that it didn't require proprietary QR-coded salt refills was the most surprising thing here.

[@ceramichouse8948]

"Dude gimme the salt" "Shit sorry man my phone is outta battery, cant use it"

[@WorldWidePatriots]

Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology The more you know, right?

[@Azure_fae]

*Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

[@Tokmurok]

Litterally the truth

[@WorldWidePatriots]

@@Tokmurok Yeah 100% pretty undeniable now ay?

[@microusb42069]

Reminded me of CNKND

[@Crackpot_Astronaut]

This is awesome. 🥇A+

[@anticgrowth2876]

Me:“ Ight we’re leaving don’t forget the speaker” Him:“I can’t find it “ Me:” just grab the salt shaker”

[@jacksagrafsky4936]

Excuse me where's the salt. Oh' it's buffering, our wifi sucks as much as this salt gizmo. Here, use these packs of salt I took from IHOP!

[@kingping3555]

I hate over priced?

[@captainhero4116]

Me: Alexa pour 3 teaspoons of salt Alexa: 43 teaspoons of salt

[@randominternetguy3537]

F

[@Froge4291]

@The running man maybe he is seasoning a breading or a stew

[@Froge4291]

@The running man yeah or even BBQ rubs for example

[@Lucky-si4ih]

Fucking dies from sodium poisoning

[@cjjuszczak]

Them : *"Salt shakers have a problem, they're too easy to use ! You know what they really need... BATTERIES !"*

[@gamzee3610]

Battery-ran salt-shakers already exist and it's the dumbest thing imaginable... I honestly don't know why my parents bought it, salt shakers are literally the last thing that needs to be automated

[@funkydude8196]

@@gamzee3610 My grandparents have one you press on the top. I only think it’s cool because there’s a light and a sound and my brain is like a child

[@tennke205]

The worlds first: Smart Cup. The Smart Cup tracks what beverages you drink, and how frequently. Just ask Cortana "What should I drink?" And the smart cup will make a selection of what drinks you prefer. It also tracks how much money you've wasted on terrible kickstarter pages.

[@gabrielbell844]

I would fill that glass with piss regularly to throw off the company

[@IAMSTRINDOM]

similar: kzbin.info/www/bejne/np-ZlJajaql3nsk

[@chinogambino9375]

They already made that, its called Vessyl.

[@godminnette2]

Even that's a better idea than the Smalt.

[@EvilRaccoonDM]

The Real Adam Sandler yes we shall call it the schmuck because thats what people are if they buy this product

[@definitelynotanscp7273]

It seems like something you'd get in the Sims because you're a high level chef.

[@thedarkslendr4130]

Meet smork the world's first smart fork

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

And now, coming up, smoon and smate, the world's first smart spoon and plate.

[@Gohan1138]

www.amazon.com/HAPILABS-105-Bluetooth-Enabled-Smart-Fork/dp/B00FRPCRRW?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00FRPCRRW&pd_rd_r=60b110f5-d737-11e8-ab2d-810914121f6a&pd_rd_w=swbXG&pd_rd_wg=jwWxe&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=7d5d9c3c-5e01-44ac-97fd-261afd40b865&pf_rd_r=7ZEVMKTTCG18EXZA7BX3&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1

[@virtualoriginal]

I love my smoilet.

[@peanutbutterandtelly3807]

Ah feck my wifi's down, guess I can't use my fork

[@naxzed_it]

@@Gohan1138 Oh no

[@cubking0]

I can't wait for the smalt DLCs and updates Me: "Alexa, dispense a tablespoon of salt" Alexa: "sorry, you do not have the tablespoon of salt DLC. Would you like to purchase it for $14.99?"

[@prithvirajb1953]

Alexa how much is 1 tablespoon in teaspoons "1 tablespoon is equal to 3 teaspoons" Alexa dispense 3 teaspoons of salt

[@sierra2846]

@@prithvirajb1953 Alexa: "Sorry, you don't have the teaspoon of salt DLC. Would you like to purchase it for $19.99?"

[@memelover6917]

@@sierra2846 Alright then Alexa Dispense any amount of salt Alexa: "Sorry, you have not purchased the dispense salt DLC. Would you like to purchase it for $49.99"

[@methatswho6299]

@@memelover6917 Nevermind Alexa, just open the Smalt so I can get the salt on my own. Alexa: "Sorry, you do not own the Open Smalt DLC. Would you like to buy it for $99.99?

[@pixuiplus8093]

@@methatswho6299 I'm just gonna buy a normal salt shaker.. Alexa, why did you lock the door? Alexa: "Sorry, you do not have the Buy Normal Salt Shaker DLC, do you wish to buy it for $299.99?"

[@griffinsonjupiter]

When you need salt but your phone is dead

[@NeonBeeCat]

when you need salt and the salt shaker dies

[@anormalfangirl7408]

Ikr. I hate that when it happens

[@ItsMadyAgain]

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him Smart shaker of salt

[@naxzed_it]

And you don't have an Alexa

[@werce9120]

i want to build a house with 100% ""smart"" stuff in it. it would be the funniest prison sentence.

[@blinkerfluid7988]

Sounds like a modern day Twilight Zone episode

[@werce9120]

@@blinkerfluid7988 I hear black mirror does that.

[@shelby5809]

that sounds like hell

[@heroninja1125]

Imagine a door with handles like a tesla car, the handle retracts and hides from you, in order to access the handle you must use the *dooropen* official app and select the door inside of your house, press options and then select open, you will be prompted two 30 second unskippable ads and then the door will finally open. Only $69.99 a month for an entire house installation.

[@InfamousAMH]

Gonna sue them, then buy the company and rename it shilt. Then don’t make any other products other than a toilet seat that is forced to connect to WiFi.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

well now I wanna see someone desperate to take a shit frantically resetting his WiFi

[@bradleypearl2986]

"Mom, why does the toilet seat have a camera on it?" "That's because it's a Shilt."

[@haroldsen4238]

Shilt made my life better in every way.

[@Cinderblock-c7l]

@@haroldsen4238 Imagine having to connect to WiFi just to take a shit, and then the Shilt decides to record the whole thing and sends it automatically on your phone to be uploaded on every social media account you have when the camera is right inside the hole.

[@haroldsen4238]

I eat tuna like a cat The shilts are taking over

[@legendarymapler2889]

Shouldnt yall be like finding a cure for cancer or something?

[@romanboi8834]

Nah connecting condiments to your WiFi sounds like a better option

[@starkiller23610]

Got a feeling that the people who came up with a smart salt shaker are not the ones who will cure cancer.

[@askyourselfsfather6516]

This shaker is the cure for the cure to cancer

[@keiishine]

You’re asking the wrong people.

[@michaelballspenis2723]

Legendary Mapler 5 star comment. Highly underrated.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

I was gunna joke about "oooh! I bet it connects to the internet!" But... It does, doesn't it?

[@lestatcomedante3907]

When does the SkyNet connectivity upgrade get released? I guess it'll come in handy for torturing humans by giving the sex, nanny, maid, or bulter androids just the right amount of salt to pour on their owners wounds.

[@revolvingworld2676]

Omni Present SnowFlake Were one step closer to Megaman battle network, where ONE cyber virus can destroy the entire world.

[@lapotato9140]

Lestat Comédantè i feel like at this point there is so much retarded shit connected to the internet that when Skynet does happen, it's going to wake up and then immediately get so angry at the things it can control that it kills itself

[@thebrayanslayer6060]

"If the battery dies nobody is getting salt." That's not true, just unscrew the head of the dispenser and pour the salt from the container. Pretty smart huh? Wait...