June 2017 Being Taiwanese and Getting Detention

【[ENG]博恩的最新力作💪難得一見的合家歡笑話？！😱】
怎麼可能？博恩小時候竟然被留校察看？
What? Brian’s been in detention before?
耳鼻喉科跟蔡英文又有什麼關聯🐒？
What's the connection between an ENT clinic and Tsai Ying-Wen?
要是有人喜歡，好奇哪裡可以看英文脫口秀現場表演的
我會把open mic和show的活動資訊都貼在我的粉絲頁
/ brianstandup
台灣單口喜劇中英文都有，大家要多多支持啊！
中文：卡米地喜劇俱樂部 www.comedy.com.tw/
英文：Republic of Comedy Taiwan Standup / roctstaipei
Two Three Comedy / twothreecomedy
上面都有最近表演的訊息！

[@kumoki1215]

雞督徒的笑話太op 同時中英文都有雙關，真D屌

[@tsaixuan0605]

我幾乎是從頭笑到尾 不過，每個題材連貫性不高，不能讓觀眾無意間的被你拉到你接下來要講到的橋段，也因為你我變的好愛看脫口秀

[@user-ls5oy4ho3n]

“What the 啵” 也太可愛了8

[@humblestoneL]

這裡有個不尷尬的人長的好像博恩

[@henrychang5361]

得啦淦

[@user-op7er6mi7v]

石英方塊 你也太搞笑 把對的改成錯的

[@user-xs9ng2xr4r]

@@user-op7er6mi7v 「的」人、長「得」

[@user-kaydean]

長的和長得都可以吧，詞性不一樣而已吧

[@user-ju6ez9wt8b]

@@user-kaydean 當然不行...

[@ben790924]

what the 波 笑死XDDDDD

[@hemo4467]

廢到笑XDDD

[@waterywingz]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@RPAY100]

天阿 第一次看到台灣人這麼讚的脫口秀

[@blackbacklu]

請正名單口喜劇 脫口秀翻為原文是 talk show talk show在美國是訪談性電視節目 完全不一樣的東西

[@a0916978092]

@@blackbacklu 沒人想知道

[@blackbacklu]

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

[@user-gw1up2wu9c]

@@a0916978092 顯得沒文化

[@pingyichou]

@@a0916978092 就像“沒人想知道你”一樣

[@yangtsur]

讚喔, 有種, 支持 真的很少看到華人 stand up comedian. 而且切入的主題跟其他人不一樣. 也沒有用髒話作為語助詞. 很棒喔 有特色

[@dongdong9203]

他的中文翻譯有髒話😂😂😂

[@user-cm9hl5fy2r]

Dame~~~~

[@cycj_emx0928]

What the 啵

[@youi1253]

覺得你英文表演比中文精彩：)

[@user-ew2eb5xk4c]

因為台灣很多都沒有西方那麼開放

[@user-ew2eb5xk4c]

所以在台灣一定會血稍微保守一點

[@the_shrimp34]

些

[@German8964]

很厲害呀，懂得利用中西文化製造笑點，且都偏美式笑話

[@appleliu3991]

越來越厲害了！！在脫口秀聊政治梗其實蠻有風險的，但你真的做到了❤️ You really did a good job👍

[@StandupBrian]

哈哈哈我覺得雞的笑話風險更大

[@appleliu3991]

🐔超好笑耶哈哈哈 還有耳鼻喉科XD

[@user-nu5pb4og6h]

不會啊脫口秀聊政治梗，不就相聲瓦舍天天在做的事嗎XDDD而且每次都嘲諷大開

[@user-md1rs8el7h]

Apple Liu ㄦ

[@kiki-ex6fg]

@@StandupBrian 這幾個月才瘋狂愛上你～所以你願意當Gay嘛🤣🤣開玩笑的😆😆加油💪💪

[@uriel6903]

對我來說最好笑的是，同一個偷走樂高玩具房子的笑話，英文用巴勒斯坦人的遭遇，中文用炒地皮買不起房的哀怨餵給不同文化脈絡下的觀眾各自聽得懂得笑梗。我不是說台灣人聽不懂巴勒斯坦人國家被偷走的梗啦，就是，讓世界看見台灣！（但我們不見得認識你們）你知道的

[@izamukou]

國家被偷走那段快笑死XD

[@gavinyuangao4366]

某黨被打臉哈哈哈哈

[@bhjc2681]

笑著笑著就哭了

[@khoffman0331]

So glad to see, finally, a Taiwanese comedian doing stand-up comedy in the style that actually communicates with the English-speaking world!

[@JODAWAWAWA]

真的很棒 不輸美國的脫口秀

[@carolet3531]

Hi Brian, I am from Taiwan. My family moved to the US when I was a child. Soon after that I got detention because I was one hour late to school one day . Daylight saving time was not observed in Taiwan but it was in the US. My English was so bad and I had to look up in the dictionary what "detention" meant. I was so ashamed that I had brought shame to my family. When I got to detention hall, there was a party going on. The teacher ignored us completely as long we didn't kill each other. Paper balls were tossing around the room and people were out doing each other in telling off colored jokes. Everyone was laughing and having a good time except me. I sat alone and did my homework. I didn't know how to explain "detention" to my parents so I told them I stayed and finished my homework at school. They were very happy.

[@user-bjo4fup6]

我非常喜歡你的笑話，尤其是英文的，它讓我有想學習英文的衝動好讓我能更專心看你的表演XD((因為我的英文非常的糟糕我得看翻譯，從頭到尾無法專注在你的肢體語言上XDD

[@marc_orange]

肛肛!!!!! you're the man!!!!!

[@yi-hongchen7473]

很精彩!!! 場面控制不錯

[@user-bx9bd9os4x]

真的有夠棒😂

[@nancy635585]

為什麼同個笑話，英文講起來就是好笑到不行！

[@user-jm5xy6do1w]

很之前就會看國外的脫口秀，康納秀等等，到後來博恩把喜劇脫口秀帶到台灣來，真的很棒！ 我很喜歡看喜劇~~闔家歡！

[@a0987792156]

鋼鋼真的很棒 看了一次就喜歡上👍 講的很中肯有趣嚴肅的事也能很風趣很厲害👍

[@steviekhoo4486]

I recently found your channel and I like your jokes quite a bit. They are funneh! As I don't live in Taiwan, hence buxiban is not a common term for me, I googled it and now I learned a new term. Thanks! I especially like the election multiple choices questions joke. Good job.

[@encoderresolver]

Brian, I love your show. Good job.

[@MadHatterCSA]

好厲害的演出

[@a-kenchang4329]

謝謝博恩！

[@melodylee709]

Best show I’ve watched of yours 😆👍🏻

[@rachel_peng91]

英文版真的很精彩餒！！！真棒👍

[@hongliji]

I do like your stand-up performance! I do think you have all the potentials to be really successful in your career! I just want to add this: I do know St. Vincent and the Grenadines and I also know where and how beautiful this country is. I also know people there just love Taiwan so much.

[@miayle9545]

I didn’t know about this country before, but now I’d love to visit there one day!

[@user-ws4vh3sj7f]

@@miayle9545 I very welcome u to Taiwan I'm a junior high student

[@ambrosiatw]

Hope have a chance to visit the beautiful countries

[@tyrabaerner6398]

Man, you are good. Awesome. Keep going

[@user-cx4hr6kz7f]

耳鼻喉科變成Happy hooker讓我笑死 對了，你們臺北的地點跟時間為何？有空想去現場

[@user-illegalaccount]

地點：萬華街 時間：深夜 我們在說耳鼻喉科的部分對吧

[@mr.clown_taiwan4561]

@@user-illegalaccount 不 沒有耳鼻

[@user-xv4he4mt4x]

我們台北的地點位於中華民國台灣北部，時間是UTC +08:00

[@user-fs9rz4eb5n]

太有意思啦~ 很多蠻有趣的梗，感覺有很努力再想~

[@cai-jieguo1270]

太棒了博恩！講得真好！

[@seancloser]

I can see that u were a bit nervous n uncertain at times but u made it through. I like that courage. Way to go. It was funny n u looked great.

[@lichenchen7836]

真的好厲害

[@neilsfa520]

真是太厲害了👍

[@heyjojo1998]

This is a good one. Good job!

[@jamily2605]

What a great presentation!

[@user-jn9ir8hd1m]

真的超棒啊

[@ttttlllling]

免費仔想看更多博恩的英文脫口秀😆這個影片不知道看幾次了😍

[@fishTaoTeChing]

好好笑哦，真棒！！！

[@user-jb9qt5dd1o]

博恩英文脫口秀好讚喔🥰要不要乾脆也做一些英文的節目🤩

[@shanglunlin3613]

他強了!!!

[@vivian51126]

很厲害的單口😂😂

[@woozyzi1173]

I love it! You are so funny 💕

[@elywang30]

博恩太有才了！！帥翻～

[@user-pm3ki5hr9s]

水哦 小恩恩🔥🔥

[@yypage]

留校察看的笑話在NigaHiga的影片看過 不過好像只要是亞洲人講出來就超好笑XDDD

[@user-jz5ty4rz8y]

天哪超腥辣ㄉ我好愛😂😂😂😂

[@Thirteenthdi]

That's a really solid set! Hope you can perform in the States sometime.

[@yehsr3182]

博恩英文流利到可以說 talk show 讚

[@DaneKwan]

他找到一個免費的補習班

[@howardguo398]

Love it.

[@numenkuo]

您真優秀！

[@user-ys2fu7vy8x]

博恩講英文超好笑XDDD

[@haochang9528]

超強！

[@wd1793]

This one is actually very good

[@user-xi7qe7nr3u]

很不錯，現場氣氛可以感覺很有意思，如果在台北，下次會去現場支持看看！

[@StandupBrian]

幾乎都在台北XD 以後多的是機會！

[@ShuYuShih]

真的 相見恨晚 好想看現場喔

[@user-te5nn7fo7n]

不錯👍！

[@user-eq8iy4qu2v]

太中肯了

[@tracylin1549]

最後一個比喻很可以😂

[@ether0912]

博恩真的很強

[@mutien10]

感謝演算法讓我看到博恩的英文單口喜劇，實在溜到不行！

[@a0927686708]

好棒啊！超幽默好笑的。自從大奶薇薇後愛上了！

[@calvinyu2865]

天啊鋼鋼！ 好喜歡這時候的你！

[@Victor-fp3ip]

三明治那個真的不錯，感覺可以再改良一下　加油！

[@StandupBrian]

三明治那個笑話其實是先想到中文，後來才翻成英文的 所以我中文的有加長版哈哈 中文的會在下禮拜的「快樂嘴2：有話直說」表演 If you're interested site-1122478-8006-123.strikingly.com

[@marylin9976]

英文的stand up comedy 蠻好笑的🤣🤣更喜歡英文的一點

[@c65242007]

NICE ONE

[@user-yy7bi7wb2u]

英文脫口秀很精彩！！！

[@user-sp6lm2xz5o]

「What the 啵？」好可愛wwww 是說同性真的有引進希臘文ww

[@user-ym1hn5qb8b]

那顆光頭讓我一直覺得是馮迪索

[@user-rj6kj1pv8m]

黃珦益 真的是，當下我也在場

[@chen-jyunpan7717]

@@user-rj6kj1pv8m 真的是馮迪索？

[@evantsou7650]

潘辰寯 對啊

[@Eric-T_is_me]

哪泥

[@shinchen7877]

u needa upload more i love ur jokes

[@tmkevinlin]

Brian 帥!

[@AllenLin219]

博恩好強

[@jing-cijiang4620]

Brilliant!

[@user-vs1vu9tu4h]

SHIIIITT love it

[@william90279]

很新創！加油

[@StandupBrian]

豪嗚嗚嗚嗚QQ 謝謝你！

[@user-tb5zx8we5o]

其實蠻喜歡博恩講英文的脫口秀

[@MaxLin-vk6wg]

我非常喜歡你英文的脫口秀

[@Michael-hc4pp]

很有才華

[@alexyu992000]

請問你都在哪裡表演呢

[@hungchinyuan3810]

2017年的大法官釋憲 2019真的同婚成真 太感動了

[@clostridiumbutyricum]

好棒，用脫口秀跟其他國家的人們交流

[@leefun3502]

超有內涵的男人

[@yuwenli2855]

your pronunciation sounds great 😍

[@billywu2395]

博恩的外国梗都超级好get

[@Leon-ek5dx]

讚讚讚

[@user-pu5rb3lw1g]

我喜歡最後一個故事

[@pittss6653]

想去現場聽

[@samingaz3402]

你不錯哦

[@DPDP323]

這個段子博恩用好多遍XDD

[@user-sm3cy5uc3k]

現在看還是很好看

[@Linus_Liu]

Detention那段真的神 非常臺灣🇹🇼😂😂

[@vun-hoichin9033]

Gorgeous!

[@user-dd4uv4ol3f]

一直以來很喜歡博恩,稍微懂英文,想問bushiban已經可以用為當成補習班的單字了嗎,像人山人海的那種特殊新單字?網路沒查到資料,但外國人似乎懂這個中文發音的含意?

[@user-ij4bn1bj7e]

太好笑了啦，我覺得好厲害

[@Kao_JT]

不行，我笑死了XD

[@IrisLCChang]

很棒喲 希望下次可惜去現場^^

[@user-pi9oz7lz3d]

覺得你很棒

[@user-yk9pv2tq2d]

8:00 哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈 嗚嗚嗚嗚