Brian Tseng |On Why Taiwanese Don't Shake Hands - Stand-Up, Asia! Season 4 FULL SET

FULL SET: #StandUpAsia's Brian Tseng 曾博恩 jokes about experiencing culture shock as a Taiwanese and what it was like meeting European women for the first time.(Eng/Chi Sub)
Chi translation by 浩爾譯世界.
About Stand-Up, Asia! Season 4:
Shut the front door! Comedy Central’s original production Stand-Up, Asia! is back for a fourth season with a fresh, evolved concept and new talent, inside and out.
With a first-of-its kind “unstaged” format, the new season will take the action off the stage and into a millennial co-living space to deliver the punchiest brand of Asian laughs, this time featuring sketches in addition to the show’s signature stand-up comedy.
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[@darialiu1803]

中文英文都好笑 但是感覺Brian講英文時更有自信 拜託多講一些英文的stand up comedy

[@anfou]

必須有翻譯字幕啊....

[@jamesraymondcornwell6854]

@@anfou 学英文吧

[@Albert0208]

因為英文版會有人笑 中文版很尷尬

[@user-nv6fp4tk7i]

因為國外的文化 日常的對話就是很浮誇好笑 在中文系國家沒有人平常會講話很大聲很誇張 除了補習班老師上課以外 所以用中文講這種段子會有一種譁眾取寵的尷尬

[@kaekae8004]

@@user-nv6fp4tk7i 所以說台灣人就是很ggyy阿 連對岸人都不會有這種尷尬 跟他們相處過後發現他們直爽多了 台灣人好煩

[@saome771]

博恩説英文的stand up comedy 比中文的好笑太多了！！！！

[@RPAY100]

真的~ 之前就在博恩的頻道看過他以前的英文stand up，講起來超順超有梗~ 這次的影片內容部分也都是之前影片有講過的，不過還是超好笑!

[@cherryliang5117]

詠HWEI 这是夸奖不

[@clementlee7700]

完全同意。

[@locacharliewong]

You should better say he's back to his old business, which he enjoys a lot. N, this affects his quality of jokes a lot.

[@arthurc7094]

True

[@formosancube7675]

“Can’t claim independence cuz I’m from Taiwan” Shit kinda went hard

[@benwu3798]

Izaki Galaxy I’m a Taiwanese,and i won’t agree that we are a part of China,well maybe China won’t be happy about it,but i just wanna to tell people what i think,and what people around me think.

[@chanwan6053]

Ben Wu I still hold the opinion that Taiwan is part of China. But I respect your standpoint. What’s more, may it will be more harmonious if people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can have more object communication. The argument between governments shouldn’t have caused the conflict among citizens.😀

[@benwu3798]

Zech Wan Thanks for your respect!Even though we hold different opinion. 👍

[@chanwan6053]

Ben Wu 👍Wishing a more peaceful relationship between mainland and Taiwan. Hoping that these two societies can have more consensuses.

[@user-ke5db6qt9o]

台灣人向你說早安

[@wei8680]

“I am from Taiwan and I can’t declare INDEPENDENCE” Gotta read between the lines 😂 I love it

[@yukida02]

英文的博恩台風更穩健

[@xuanl9880]

笑!都給我笑!不要讓人覺得我們英文不好233333

[@genzywong]

笑着笑着就哭了。。。TwT

[@tinalin8157]

XDD

[@a0932600372]

Haha……good work.

[@kaleungw]

Genzy Wong “hahahaa.......what did he just say??”

[@user-vf8oj3hg7y]

他講的都很簡單阿 才怪QQ

[@nifty127]

*guy does his best in comedy* me: what's his skincare?

[@theshriekinghominin1760]

Asian genes

[@gtALIEN]

@@theshriekinghominin1760 am Taiwanese with a shit ton of pimples, cannot confirm

[@tonychen7307]

Legit what I was thinking!

[@gigihanmandarin]

Too much cum in Paris. Used excess as skincare.

[@ryankeyes871]

Brian is so handsome

[@chelsealai675]

Brian: I've never been the ideal student *Also Brian: Graduates from National Taiwan University and has multiple degrees*

[@lhce6282]

he has 2 masters degree I think

[@JosephEYSam]

@TreeFiddy No good Attitude, failure

[@sunshinechenny741]

You can go search his father's educational attainment. He's the real ideal student.

[@awestruckandinspired4916]

And he speaks multiple languages

[@mehxsquared]

Probably because of all the detention

[@thecchun7540]

雖然部分段子博恩之前也用中文講過，但是翻成英文之後又讓我複習了哈哈哈

[@ninil.1067]

He is so funny! Can't wait to watch more of his stand up.

[@natashatseng5860]

As a Taiwanese idk if I should laugh or cry about the political parts 😂

[@tomphan1781]

why not the same time

[@ganter5447]

yeah why not the same time just like your emoji (QwQ)

[@gdragon36]

You should laugh 😂 we know what we’re doing right now!!

[@zx4337]

Haha. As a mainlander... I laugh... LOL!

[@whopper_king]

Natasha Tseng QQ

[@golbling]

欸！除了嘲笑新加坡口音的笑話 其他都是舊的欸 但改善了很多措辭的應用所以也變得更好笑ㄌㄌㄌㄌ

[@user-be5kc8jv5q]

哈哈哈，對！但是感覺真的表現力更好了

[@user-ed4zh8tm5u]

La

[@kaleungw]

沒有到嘲笑 la

[@inh4855]

以色列巴勒斯坦那一段有說過嗎？

[@ericzhang6782]

對呀，我覺得如果不用舊的梗，他的層次會更高一些⋯⋯but u know...也是沒辦法的事

[@user-kd4zh3yt5r]

好像全都是聽過的段子但再聽一遍還是很好笑 不知道為什麼把獼猴的香蕉梗換成芭樂，香蕉梗我覺得很讚

[@altheaao2663]

安庭 難怪我覺得怪怪的 原來是換了

[@bellaking759]

👋👋👋👋

[@bellaking759]

怎麼了

[@bellaking759]

問候

[@burned_green_banana]

Guava在一些地方好像有d*ck的意思，所以應該是同樣邏輯的梗，為了語言而替換了

[@LinLin-cj4qb]

哈哈哈哈哈，跟講中文一樣好笑，但用英文講好像就比較輕鬆開放的感覺🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@owm715]

博恩的英文演出 渾然天成~ 比中文流暢 台風比以前穩健很多

[@chord4822]

博恩我愛你❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️不管講中文還是英文都好有魅力///////超級超級超級喜歡！！！ 希望哪天可以有幸在台灣聽到博恩的現場英文單口🙏🏼🥰

[@picacoman]

其實印象中他一開始的脫口秀就是從英文出發的， 2015還是2016就有在follow他的短片， 這種實力卻要上大熱門被連who care都忘了加S的主持人酸真的很為他報不平

[@immahide9766]

主持人是誰?

[@austinwang6500]

當然是我們的中國憲啊

[@subswithoutvids-dw6dv]

@@austinwang6500 中國憲根本是霸佔台灣電視圈，一直在抑制有潛力的年輕人出頭，搞得現在年輕人只能從KZbin開始經營

[@man2596]

中國憲還是有他的獨到之處啦~不然~為何他手上還有三個節目~看看菲哥小燕姐~就知道節目製作人還是蠻挺中國憲的~

[@stickbox0502]

憲哥講笑話的功力更深厚沒有錯呀

[@ericryuken]

邊實現夢想邊推銷台灣，你很成功，我很佩服!

[@peichia1015]

好喜歡看博恩表演英文脫口秀！！而且越來越會抓鏡頭了

[@user-xv4he4mt4x]

是兩三台攝影機在抓他，加上開演前會有預演，到底會不會啦幹

[@helloimnisha]

This is my first vid of him and I'm already in love lmao

[@user-vx8te1um6k]

2:41 "I have a guava." It's originally "banana" when I heard Brian told this joke. XD

[@liaaa4655]

超好笑 博恩太有才華了 This is super hilarious! Brian is so talented!

[@tangerzy]

Well done Brian, I watched this with my partner and he loved it

[@Tyralken]

Damn, he is good. Such a short time yet so much good content. Made me laugh all the way through.

[@r.i.f.]

This is hilarious. I'm very impressed. Great show!!

[@annmcfly]

His set is actually fun.

[@quaintleaf1208]

I'm Taiwanese American and GOD do I resonate with Brian. fantastic work. laughed my head off. almost literally.

[@nathanlin2855]

Ur English stand up is soooo much better than Chinese stand up!!!!

[@user-mn3mh4jx5n]

I agree

[@Thirteenthdi]

So much less awkward!

[@minniechen8735]

@@Thirteenthdi That's because you are not a native speaker. His jokes are rather lame. A Taiwanese joking about "independence" is like an Eskimo person joking about how cold snow is. "Master baiter" is the most lame. Crude sexual "sore throat" jokes have also been done 1000's of times as well. Strict Asian parents is so overdone. Clever hans effect 100%!

[@fc8936]

@@minniechen8735 i feel like u got nth to do instead of shitting in this comment section. why are u so pathetic

[@user-ox1um1qs9j]

Different culture results in different types of stand up. Frankly only Taiwanese can understand those jokes.

[@user-nc1fo6pf6e]

I love this guy

[@chienchen8243]

Finally on Comedy Central ✌️

[@pourquoi1273]

段子跟節奏真的是很棒 連續看了兩次 回味無窮

[@jackshng]

第一次看博恩的英文show, 沒想到這麼流暢, 而且梗也非常的好笑 XDDDDDDDD

[@duwekapak]

This kind of comedy that teaches us geography and culture is best. 👌

[@user-rc7bo6hp9x]

好喜歡博恩英語版的Stand up comedy！笑點真的很多哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣感覺博恩更加放的開了（？

[@sw517]

Love Brian!

[@ttttlllling]

又是被偷lego的故事哈哈 希望哪天有機會朝聖Two Three Comedy 看現場的stand up Brian!

[@mettatonbruh9889]

講英文的博恩好自由 好開心 跟在夜夜秀完全不一樣 眼鏡會發光

[@user-cj6lq5fp9l]

來幫博恩加油！你做的事 我超級欣賞且贊同 ！祝你成功🎉

[@kskwan1984]

Wow! That’s awesome! 👍

[@alicelimin581]

終於等到brian～～～～～～～

[@user-wv6ud7po3v]

耶~等了好久終於有博恩的stand up 了

[@user-gf9ii7cq2n]

四季影視網站也有，等到亞洲瘋就有了

[@icemiliang]

He is funny and I hope years later he will still live with his parents not because he can't leave but because it feels home.

[@user-fn9os7gp4w]

Brian Tseng, you are an amazing man...

[@user-pu7um4cb7q]

神奇的演算法~~~到此一--油--

[@savanwu5457]

超希望有天看博恩上Kill Tony 被抽中上台喔！！ 而且Tony 很懂台灣政治梗😂😂感覺會很精彩🤣🤣🤣

[@pohyixuan3359]

so good

[@jenniferchiang8759]

博恩你沒有失敗! 希望台灣能懂博恩為台灣做的事!

[@gakki9186]

有誰講他是失敗的嗎😅

[@user-lu1oe6ie1n]

@@gakki9186一堆啊，都說無聊當有趣的清高或者老人

[@sashawood6438]

不管聽幾次都好好笑😂

[@lukebaldwin-ho8048]

太棒了！博恩加油！

[@katielee3320]

Hahahahaha such an interesting and also funny comedy segment!! I think its great that you also taught us some biology!!!

[@WaKeUpWaKeUp2013]

OMG this younger Taiwanese dude are so younger, talent and potential on comedy show! Keep it work dude, you are amazing! I can see Your comedy show will getting hot somedays! ❤️ from 🇦🇺

[@Anya0708]

MORE! I want more!

[@harrishu577]

i watched the Chinese version before, but i got to say the English version is pretty amazing.

[@winterflower8792]

Chinese version of what?

[@EagleEyedSheLion]

@@winterflower8792 He has used some of these jokes before in Mandarin, posted on his channel

[@winterflower8792]

@@EagleEyedSheLion ohhh ok

[@joshliaw]

“I am from Taiwan and I can’t declare INDEPENDENCE” That's gold man.😂😂😂

[@EJofLA]

Funny set and so adorable!

[@angelo11111]

博恩好神喔! 希望疫情後能到國外多講一點英文的STAND UP

[@zkchin6640]

More brian please !!!

[@Otakulucy]

就算是博恩表演過的段子，英文的還是比較好笑。而且停頓點時間都掌握的很好👌

[@stephanieperng6461]

Damnnnnn KILLED IT in English! 少了尷尬感整個超順欸！ 台灣之光～～～

[@iamstupidteddy]

oh yeah more Taiwanese performers pls!!!

[@teacherdavid--eatplaylearn5013]

Blessings from Taiwan

[@mitchthefellow]

heard the detention part on mandarin still sound great

[@jeff5774]

開中國人的玩笑，全世界都有共鳴，舒服

[@h9411111]

就怕觀眾有小粉紅

[@user-fg5fw7xf3p]

那不是開玩笑，是陳述事實

[@TuDamnFilthy]

作为一个大陆长大的我，都觉得很好笑。我觉得中华民族不论大陆还是港澳台的人应该还是分清楚笑话就是笑话，如果天天搞些不贴近现实的笑话，笑几下就没意思了。政治到头来对于平民老百姓来讲直接的影响是小的，跟多时候不管是内陆还是外地的华人其实都很相似，大家都是普通民众，没有必要拿这些政治来割裂彼此。

[@pk781889]

Will Wu 像你這麼理性思考的人快絕種了...🤔🤔

[@user-hk5me2tk6l]

@@user-fg5fw7xf3p 你要把他当做事实就不对了 我想你压根都没来过内地吧 你们的印象估计还停在十几年前

[@michellehuang3671]

tuning in for full set la

[@Ho_Four]

之前是因為他的學歷令人震驚，現在博恩的英語讓我更加尊重這個人!

[@kaekae8004]

一個人之所以應該獲得尊重不是因為它的才華 而是因為他是個人

[@Kai-sg8qc]

@@kaekae8004對啊 任何人都應該被尊重

[@user-uu4cd3rd4o]

他可能是要說尊敬這個人？

[@fjo348]

Omg, this guy is definitely go somewhere one day! He is super!

[@pamelabenjentan2206]

Awesome

[@hencchen]

wow Brian Tseng so good

[@ktnerak1211]

awesome

[@user-xt6wr3rm2r]

Wow How great this Taiwan young guy !

[@user-mj5jo5og1z]

沒點進來看不知道 博恩講的太棒啦👍

[@Nancehog]

哇！好想念博恩夜夜秀哦😭💖💖 英文看起來對博恩來說比中文更好鋪梗了！ 很好笑！

[@bellaking759]

問候

[@eshabanerjee7541]

Cool!!!!!! Comedy is universal

[@stoolie]

man how did i miss this in singapore

[@chaochenteng3388]

I am proud of you are amazing

[@user-pk3ur2ef2b]

其實很多笑話都是中文翻譯過去英文 但大家都說英文好笑太多了哈哈

[@Machi9095]

Says hes not the best student growing up and then proceeds to tell he got a masters...in Paris!

[@cjsheu]

I went to college with him and can confirm he was a fucking amazing student.

[@darthslackus499]

Meody...you don't understand, he's judging himself by asian standards.

[@vincentnguyen3068]

@@darthslackus499 not amazing student = parents disappointed, couldn't send me to ivy league.

[@darthslackus499]

@@vincentnguyen3068 LOL. Exactly.

[@lawrenceliu3883]

An amazing student would have went to Oxford or a top Ivy, I guess.

[@popingPM123]

有没有觉得 外国 很支持 你的 脱口秀节目 要继续加油啊 而且 以 英文 我们完全 知道你的 意思 而且很捧你场

[@ylc870]

This is the type of video I watch while I am looking for another more interesting video to watch

[@schuan]

good one. Didn't know he can speak English so fluent.

[@greenwoo]

That's basicly his mother tongue...

[@naguoning]

@@greenwoo no, his native tongue is Mandarin. He lived in the USA as a teenager though and his English is a lot better than his Hokkien.

[@zoeychen1122]

And I think that it is also about his major in university

[@RPAY100]

He also studied in London and Paris before.

[@wei8680]

He lived in the US for more than a decade...so it shouldn’t come as a shock

[@YaYaBroadcast]

Great one. Hope to see more political jokes. It’s spot on!

[@yoonji1369]

I lived with my parents until I was 34 years bcoz I worked in a different island for 3 years then got married 😁 and now I miss my parents especially my mum a lotttt , wish I could look after my old parents everyday until my last breath bcoz my mum had gone 4 years ago and my dad lives in a different country with me. Yeah I'm Asian 💜

[@wongdarren6090]

Thanks for sharing your story. Spend quality time with your parents before it's too late.

[@davidboat8467]

Great set, love form the UK

[@twoblink]

As a Taiwanese; I try to support all Taiwanese comedians as it's not really part of our culture.. So thumbs up!

[@Belbecat]

Hmm, I was born in Taiwan but have spent only round 15% of my life there - still accurate for me lol

[@Chuashua]

感謝演算法！

[@kaleungw]

CCA should thanks Brian. This video is the highest view in this channel. (Don’t hit me, just a joke....)

[@randomfjord1256]

Dude, that's spicy drop on nations stuff. Superb!

[@skyyyang3741]

Yeah Brian ! So goodah

[@douglassmith6663]

I Love Taiwan been visiting for 15 years ❤

[@sumisato._]

開頭就雙關太神啦xDD

[@EagleEyedSheLion]

The detention joke was directly translated from a joke he did before in Mandarin! Funny in both languages!

[@junsunsai8756]

Happy Hooker is a fishing club in the Chicago area.

[@user-zs5gd2bv7z]

雖然是以前的段子但還是很好笑

[@zxa0126]

Brian I love u!!!!

[@sigrid1230]

博恩～太棒了

[@OunRukAyame]

His English is so fluent. He sounds like he's from the US.

[@saxopox]

better than his Chinese actually

[@hclc2235]

@@saxopox grew up in the states

[@user-nu5pb4og6h]

He studied there when he was young

[@yongchan1121]

@@saxopoxnot at all

[@derekhayter4879]

That's cuz he American. 黑鬼拜託。

[@bowei]

繼續加油！

[@user-dj8jq8dj1u]

我一個都笑不出來 我聽不懂英文XDD (我愛博恩❤)

[@user-fv5ld1dx5m]

楓火黑 還以為是丹尼。。。。。

[@f123006]

以前都看外國影片學英文，現在都看博恩學英文 🙂🙂🙂