Brian Tseng |On Why Taiwanese Don't Shake Hands - Stand-Up, Asia! Season 4 FULL SET

FULL SET: #StandUpAsia's Brian Tseng 曾博恩 jokes about experiencing culture shock as a Taiwanese and what it was like meeting European women for the first time.(Eng/Chi Sub)
Chi translation by 浩爾譯世界.
About Stand-Up, Asia! Season 4:
Shut the front door! Comedy Central’s original production Stand-Up, Asia! is back for a fourth season with a fresh, evolved concept and new talent, inside and out.
With a first-of-its kind “unstaged” format, the new season will take the action off the stage and into a millennial co-living space to deliver the punchiest brand of Asian laughs, this time featuring sketches in addition to the show’s signature stand-up comedy.
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[@darialiu1803]

中文英文都好笑 但是感覺Brian講英文時更有自信 拜託多講一些英文的stand up comedy

[@anfou]

必須有翻譯字幕啊....

[@jamesraymondcornwell6854]

@@anfou 学英文吧

[@Albert阿伯]

因為英文版會有人笑 中文版很尷尬

[@子李-l3j]

因為國外的文化 日常的對話就是很浮誇好笑 在中文系國家沒有人平常會講話很大聲很誇張 除了補習班老師上課以外 所以用中文講這種段子會有一種譁眾取寵的尷尬

[@kaekae8004]

@@子李-l3j 所以說台灣人就是很ggyy阿 連對岸人都不會有這種尷尬 跟他們相處過後發現他們直爽多了 台灣人好煩

[@saome771]

博恩説英文的stand up comedy 比中文的好笑太多了！！！！

[@RPAY100]

真的~ 之前就在博恩的頻道看過他以前的英文stand up，講起來超順超有梗~ 這次的影片內容部分也都是之前影片有講過的，不過還是超好笑!

[@cherryliang5117]

詠HWEI 这是夸奖不

[@clementlee7700]

完全同意。

[@locacharliewong]

You should better say he's back to his old business, which he enjoys a lot. N, this affects his quality of jokes a lot.

[@arthurc7094]

True

[@yukida02]

英文的博恩台風更穩健

[@formosancube7675]

“Can’t claim independence cuz I’m from Taiwan” Shit kinda went hard

[@benwu3798]

Izaki Galaxy I’m a Taiwanese,and i won’t agree that we are a part of China,well maybe China won’t be happy about it,but i just wanna to tell people what i think,and what people around me think.

[@chanwan6053]

Ben Wu I still hold the opinion that Taiwan is part of China. But I respect your standpoint. What’s more, may it will be more harmonious if people on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can have more object communication. The argument between governments shouldn’t have caused the conflict among citizens.😀

[@benwu3798]

Zech Wan Thanks for your respect!Even though we hold different opinion. 👍

[@chanwan6053]

Ben Wu 👍Wishing a more peaceful relationship between mainland and Taiwan. Hoping that these two societies can have more consensuses.

[@葡萄-z8l]

台灣人向你說早安

[@nifty127]

*guy does his best in comedy* me: what's his skincare?

[@theshriekinghominin1760]

Asian genes

[@gtALIEN]

@@theshriekinghominin1760 am Taiwanese with a shit ton of pimples, cannot confirm

[@tonychen7307]

Legit what I was thinking!

[@gigihanmandarin]

Too much cum in Paris. Used excess as skincare.

[@ryankeyes871]

Brian is so handsome

[@thecchun7540]

雖然部分段子博恩之前也用中文講過，但是翻成英文之後又讓我複習了哈哈哈

[@chelsealai675]

Brian: I've never been the ideal student *Also Brian: Graduates from National Taiwan University and has multiple degrees*

[@lhce6282]

he has 2 masters degree I think

[@JosephEYSam]

@TreeFiddy No good Attitude, failure

[@sunshinechenny741]

You can go search his father's educational attainment. He's the real ideal student.

[@awestruckandinspired4916]

And he speaks multiple languages

[@mehxsquared]

Probably because of all the detention

[@LinLin-cj4qb]

哈哈哈哈哈，跟講中文一樣好笑，但用英文講好像就比較輕鬆開放的感覺🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peichia1015]

好喜歡看博恩表演英文脫口秀！！而且越來越會抓鏡頭了

[@user-xv4he4mt4x]

是兩三台攝影機在抓他，加上開演前會有預演，到底會不會啦幹

[@golbling]

欸！除了嘲笑新加坡口音的笑話 其他都是舊的欸 但改善了很多措辭的應用所以也變得更好笑ㄌㄌㄌㄌ

[@黃小翰-x5o]

哈哈哈，對！但是感覺真的表現力更好了

[@預停鄭]

La

[@kaleungw]

沒有到嘲笑 la

[@inh4855]

以色列巴勒斯坦那一段有說過嗎？

[@ericzhang6782]

對呀，我覺得如果不用舊的梗，他的層次會更高一些⋯⋯but u know...也是沒辦法的事

[@安庭-c2f]

好像全都是聽過的段子但再聽一遍還是很好笑 不知道為什麼把獼猴的香蕉梗換成芭樂，香蕉梗我覺得很讚

[@altheaao2663]

安庭 難怪我覺得怪怪的 原來是換了

[@bellaking759]

👋👋👋👋

[@bellaking759]

怎麼了

[@bellaking759]

問候

[@TL_BananaGreen]

Guava在一些地方好像有d*ck的意思，所以應該是同樣邏輯的梗，為了語言而替換了

[@ericryuken]

邊實現夢想邊推銷台灣，你很成功，我很佩服!

[@xuanl9880]

笑!都給我笑!不要讓人覺得我們英文不好233333

[@genzywong]

笑着笑着就哭了。。。TwT

[@tinalin8157]

XDD

[@a0932600372]

Haha……good work.

[@kaleungw]

Genzy Wong “hahahaa.......what did he just say??”

[@WeiN_life]

他講的都很簡單阿 才怪QQ

[@quaintleaf1208]

I'm Taiwanese American and GOD do I resonate with Brian. fantastic work. laughed my head off. almost literally.

[@nathanlin2855]

Ur English stand up is soooo much better than Chinese stand up!!!!

[@我是羅大佑看著我]

I agree

[@Thirteenthdi]

So much less awkward!

[@minniechen8735]

@@Thirteenthdi That's because you are not a native speaker. His jokes are rather lame. A Taiwanese joking about "independence" is like an Eskimo person joking about how cold snow is. "Master baiter" is the most lame. Crude sexual "sore throat" jokes have also been done 1000's of times as well. Strict Asian parents is so overdone. Clever hans effect 100%!

[@fc8936]

@@minniechen8735 i feel like u got nth to do instead of shitting in this comment section. why are u so pathetic

[@釣魚釣魚釣到什麽魚]

Different culture results in different types of stand up. Frankly only Taiwanese can understand those jokes.

[@jenniferchiang8759]

博恩你沒有失敗! 希望台灣能懂博恩為台灣做的事!

[@gakki9186]

有誰講他是失敗的嗎😅

[@曾無-WaiNot5487]

@@gakki9186一堆啊，都說無聊當有趣的清高或者老人

[@helloimnisha]

This is my first vid of him and I'm already in love lmao

[@duwekapak]

This kind of comedy that teaches us geography and culture is best. 👌

[@twoblink]

As a Taiwanese; I try to support all Taiwanese comedians as it's not really part of our culture.. So thumbs up!

[@icemiliang]

He is funny and I hope years later he will still live with his parents not because he can't leave but because it feels home.

[@Ho_Four]

之前是因為他的學歷令人震驚，現在博恩的英語讓我更加尊重這個人!

[@kaekae8004]

一個人之所以應該獲得尊重不是因為它的才華 而是因為他是個人

[@Kai-sg8qc]

@@kaekae8004對啊 任何人都應該被尊重

[@潘即彌]

他可能是要說尊敬這個人？

[@Tyralken]

Damn, he is good. Such a short time yet so much good content. Made me laugh all the way through.

[@tangerzy]

Well done Brian, I watched this with my partner and he loved it

[@kaleungw]

CCA should thanks Brian. This video is the highest view in this channel. (Don’t hit me, just a joke....)

[@schuan]

good one. Didn't know he can speak English so fluent.

[@greenwoo]

That's basicly his mother tongue...

[@naguoning]

@@greenwoo no, his native tongue is Mandarin. He lived in the USA as a teenager though and his English is a lot better than his Hokkien.

[@zoeychen1122]

And I think that it is also about his major in university

[@RPAY100]

He also studied in London and Paris before.

[@wei8680]

He lived in the US for more than a decade...so it shouldn’t come as a shock

[@mettatonbruh9889]

講英文的博恩好自由 好開心 跟在夜夜秀完全不一樣 眼鏡會發光

[@jeff5774]

開中國人的玩笑，全世界都有共鳴，舒服

[@h9411111]

就怕觀眾有小粉紅

[@curise8016]

那不是開玩笑，是陳述事實

[@TuDamnFilthy]

作为一个大陆长大的我，都觉得很好笑。我觉得中华民族不论大陆还是港澳台的人应该还是分清楚笑话就是笑话，如果天天搞些不贴近现实的笑话，笑几下就没意思了。政治到头来对于平民老百姓来讲直接的影响是小的，跟多时候不管是内陆还是外地的华人其实都很相似，大家都是普通民众，没有必要拿这些政治来割裂彼此。

[@pk781889]

Will Wu 像你這麼理性思考的人快絕種了...🤔🤔

[@刘一丝]

@@curise8016 你要把他当做事实就不对了 我想你压根都没来过内地吧 你们的印象估计还停在十几年前

[@jackshng]

第一次看博恩的英文show, 沒想到這麼流暢, 而且梗也非常的好笑 XDDDDDDDD

[@温郁馨]

I love this guy

[@popingPM123]

有没有觉得 外国 很支持 你的 脱口秀节目 要继续加油啊 而且 以 英文 我们完全 知道你的 意思 而且很捧你场

[@ttttlllling]

又是被偷lego的故事哈哈 希望哪天有機會朝聖Two Three Comedy 看現場的stand up Brian!

[@Belbecat]

Hmm, I was born in Taiwan but have spent only round 15% of my life there - still accurate for me lol

[@angelo11111]

博恩好神喔! 希望疫情後能到國外多講一點英文的STAND UP

[@junsunsai8756]

Happy Hooker is a fishing club in the Chicago area.

[@yoonji1369]

I lived with my parents until I was 34 years bcoz I worked in a different island for 3 years then got married 😁 and now I miss my parents especially my mum a lotttt , wish I could look after my old parents everyday until my last breath bcoz my mum had gone 4 years ago and my dad lives in a different country with me. Yeah I'm Asian 💜

[@wongdarren6090]

Thanks for sharing your story. Spend quality time with your parents before it's too late.

[@風景好可愛]

神奇的演算法~~~到此一--油--

[@Machi9095]

Says hes not the best student growing up and then proceeds to tell he got a masters...in Paris!

[@cjsheu]

I went to college with him and can confirm he was a fucking amazing student.

[@darthslackus499]

Meody...you don't understand, he's judging himself by asian standards.

[@vincentnguyen3068]

@@darthslackus499 not amazing student = parents disappointed, couldn't send me to ivy league.

[@darthslackus499]

@@vincentnguyen3068 LOL. Exactly.

[@lawrenceliu3883]

An amazing student would have went to Oxford or a top Ivy, I guess.

[@qingyangxu5908]

我是大陆人，完全没有被冒犯到哈哈哈哈-政治怎么样是另一码事，但他的段子很搞笑！

[@gigihanmandarin]

請回牆裡去拜託。牆外的世界很危險的。

[@qingyangxu5908]

@@gigihanmandarin 真哒？

[@mitchthefellow]

heard the detention part on mandarin still sound great

[@stephanieperng6461]

Damnnnnn KILLED IT in English! 少了尷尬感整個超順欸！ 台灣之光～～～

[@teacherdavid--eatplaylearn5013]

Blessings from Taiwan

[@EagleEyedSheLion]

The detention joke was directly translated from a joke he did before in Mandarin! Funny in both languages!

[@r.i.f.]

This is hilarious. I'm very impressed. Great show!!

[@Nancehog]

哇！好想念博恩夜夜秀哦😭💖💖 英文看起來對博恩來說比中文更好鋪梗了！ 很好笑！

[@bellaking759]

問候

[@allyrt5981]

That explained the "smell" in some Paris metro station.

[@1stephanwithguitar501]

wondering why there’s no one catches that “master baiter “ machine pun

[@minniechen8735]

People caught it. It's been done before a million times before mostly by adolescent little boys who haven't grown up fully.

[@MrPohhs]

I caught it too!

[@markmh835]

@@minniechen8735 -- And yet...... still funny. (At least to guys.)

[@dgmojojojo]

Honestly I don't get it. Care to explain?

[@fourlee4867]

erickmojojojo happy hooker is a fishing shop

[@204江睿欣]

好喜歡博恩英語版的Stand up comedy！笑點真的很多哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣感覺博恩更加放的開了（？

[@OunRukAyame]

His English is so fluent. He sounds like he's from the US.

[@saxopox]

better than his Chinese actually

[@hclc2235]

@@saxopox grew up in the states

[@user-nu5pb4og6h]

He studied there when he was young

[@yongchan1121]

@@saxopoxnot at all

[@derekhayter4879]

That's cuz he American. 黑鬼拜託。

[@楓火黑]

我一個都笑不出來 我聽不懂英文XDD (我愛博恩❤)

[@老天啊-s4g]

楓火黑 還以為是丹尼。。。。。

[@symanwong5081]

😂 I love how this guy made points out of the China and Taiwan situation 😂

[@kskwan1984]

Wow! That’s awesome! 👍

[@jelenabanana3904]

7:32 "tissues" haha same i cry myself to sleep too

[@黃淑媛-w1z]

Wow How great this Taiwan young guy !

[@pourquoi1273]

段子跟節奏真的是很棒 連續看了兩次 回味無窮

[@marcuschan9746]

didn't know he can do english comedy this well XD

[@sw517]

Love Brian!

[@龜龜-s8l]

其實很多笑話都是中文翻譯過去英文 但大家都說英文好笑太多了哈哈

[@Otakulucy]

就算是博恩表演過的段子，英文的還是比較好笑。而且停頓點時間都掌握的很好👌

[@YaYaBroadcast]

Great one. Hope to see more political jokes. It’s spot on!

[@stormorc2057]

第一次看博恩用英文表演，好流暢

[@忍者-v3x]

Brian Tseng, you are an amazing man...

[@sushenghuai]

來幫博恩加油！你做的事 我超級欣賞且贊同 ！祝你成功🎉

[@olivertzeng]

4:23 埋下伏筆😂

[@LEO-uk7bz]

預言家😂

[@i00000432796220]

怕了吧 哲奈老師

[@林柏謙-y6y]

我覺得這裡的博恩好帥 講英文很ＭＡＮ

[@leefun3502]

他的流暢度 都讓我以為英文是他的母語

[@chiaminhx]

嚴格來說算是哈哈哈哈

[@katielee3320]

Hahahahaha such an interesting and also funny comedy segment!! I think its great that you also taught us some biology!!!

[@iamstupidteddy]

oh yeah more Taiwanese performers pls!!!

[@Herotonin]

節奏好快，是因為製作單位給的時間很短的關係嗎?

[@oscarhung5490]

mostly same jokes on his own channel XD still funny when listening the second time

[@RPAY100]

ikr🤣

[@f123006]

以前都看外國影片學英文，現在都看博恩學英文 🙂🙂🙂

[@血死咒]

雖然是以前的段子但還是很好笑

[@randomfjord1256]

Dude, that's spicy drop on nations stuff. Superb!

[@pohyixuan3359]

so good

[@fjo348]

Omg, this guy is definitely go somewhere one day! He is super!

[@一個愛看youtube頻道的]

終於等到翻譯成中文的好心人了(￣∇￣) 發現其實有些段子 有聽過了~~但還是很好笑😂

[@alicelimin581]

終於等到brian～～～～～～～

[@douglassmith6663]

I Love Taiwan been visiting for 15 years ❤

[@ccsx]

4:40 每當聽到 Detention 就會想到【返校】

[@JudyRChung]

As a Taiwanese i didnt even know he speaks English! Was he study in somewhere else?

[@vccly]

Ya,he was lived in USA 6 years

[@safinlin96]

He has a bachelor's degree in Foreign language and literature.

[@tungk6847]

Really good english :D

[@曾柏-j4j]

你身為台灣人居然不知道他國外留學，看來是新觀眾？

[@RandomVideos-re9ux]

he studied his masters degree abroad too

[@leekawu8147]

NETFLIX SPECIAL FOR BRIAN PLSSSS

[@zeyawang7939]

作为一个中国大陆人，我还是可以欣赏他的笑话。哥们儿挺有才。

[@tiannanwei7836]

先说我没有崩溃，但你能欣赏他这样强开（地图炮）中国人随地大小便的玩笑我也挺欣赏你的，呵呵。以前挺喜欢他的，以后不会再看他任何影片了，反正也不少我一个。

[@hehehiyt3065]

@@tiannanwei7836 随地大小便也是中国人自己搞出来的不让别人讲，有更多比这个更歧视更地图更地狱的梗

[@RyanSkeely]

@@hehehiyt3065 现在还有很多这样的吗？博恩不就一直是这样，不酸几个中国笑话湾蛙年轻人不够爽啊~

[@hehehiyt3065]

@@RyanSkeely 只是搞笑的梗，硬要说弯弯共共什么的，我去中国说句台湾是中国的一点也不能少，一堆中国人也会高潮啊，很多明星还能打捞一笔。看个脱口秀也能扯政治哦，很多时候你听政治类脱口秀，不只是听听笑完就算了，而是反思其中搞笑的地方。

[@lababa4936]

Tiannan Wei 還好吧 我大陸朋友有時候笑台灣都是詐騙犯也無所謂 只是玩笑話而已

[@Msvio91]

Dude got balls. Kudos 👏

[@lukebaldwin-ho8048]

太棒了！博恩加油！

[@sashawood6438]

不管聽幾次都好好笑😂

[@詹華恩-v6y]

沒點進來看不知道 博恩講的太棒啦👍

[@michellehuang3671]

tuning in for full set la

[@laketica]

Wow now I'm curious how he performs this in Mandarin! Cuz his English is... totally American. Pretty awesome!

[@pingchinf]

Although pretty late, here is his Monkey and frog jokes in Mandarin. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmGcnqV4mNKcr7s

[@laketica]

@@pingchinf nice!! Thanks! :D

[@ktnerak1211]

awesome

[@Saku2Yuuki]

I guess its in our blood, Asian, to avoid physical contact when it comes to greet someone. Even after living for a long time in Western country I still have few problem with their greetings way 😂

[@enoschen]

有實力的人永遠不怕沒舞台!!

[@zkchin6640]

More brian please !!!

[@jommychen1723]

Woooooow英語的段子比中文/國語？遛 感覺更到位耶！雖然我必須專心的聽英語XD

[@jasonchanch913]

Thats a tight 8 minute!

[@victoriaanicolas1374]

4:41 Now the worst part about detention is not detention itself. It's having to explain what detention is to your Taiwanese parents. You know that day I got home, my mom was like, "Why are you home so late? What's detention?" And I tried to play it down. I was like, "You know, it's not that big of a deal. All that happens is, you know, after school we have to stay in this big classroom. This really boring-looking teacher in the front forces us to finish our homework. After one or two hours, we're free to go." Right? And at this point, my dad came storming in. He was like, "What happened at school today? What did Brian do again?" And my mom was like, "Can you believe what your son did at school today? He found a free tuition center!" My dad was like, "But we pay for that shit!"

[@690_duke_life]

博恩英文的stand up很順🤩舊段子講起來比較穩啦😀

[@許阿追-t2q]

6:15 那個"Hard"翻譯的不太夠味喔 笑死

[@Meikan_is_here]

可以翻 我整個硬爆

[@星塵ほしくずSammy]

直接翻came就好;)

[@jackpeter15]

講英文比較不尷尬！good show

[@Anya0708]

MORE! I want more!

[@graceh.2541]

為了聽懂 我要從今天開始學英文了！！！ (學校英文課老師怎麼逼我我都不願意讀 哼 只讓我更痛恨英文而已...)

[@naishin886]

封面讓我以為博恩戴了耳朵😂😂