You ever think about the fact that if heavy won we'd be stuck with the old pyro until the end of time
@apyr14394 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@mosio.25044 жыл бұрын
My dream,nerfed pyro and pootis 3000
@leonardo92594 жыл бұрын
@@mosio.2504 unpredictable pyro******
@SkillZgetKillZ3 жыл бұрын
That is not true... They infact mentioned in the article that regardless of who won the Pyro bugs would be addressed...
@iverjosjq85403 жыл бұрын
@@SkillZgetKillZ They also said that eventually the Heavy would get an update yet here we are.
@vincentdimaio3765 жыл бұрын
Pyro mains: yea we got an update Heavy mains: yes pyros but *we got a bannna*
@Soze-zw1uy5 жыл бұрын
bannna
@dukenukem22585 жыл бұрын
Well....let's just admit that when heavy gets an update...pryos gonna get an item/weapon to balance the thing out
@michaelbesser53485 жыл бұрын
@@goobols Not even just that. Pyro's new weapons are kind of bad compared to the banana. Running down the list, Dragon's Fury requires more effort to use for what is often pretty much no more reward than stock, and for a massive airblast penalty. The Gas Passer is kind of a joke at this point. It lets you ignite Pyros, which is cool I guess, but if you want to spread afterburn, the Scorch Shot does that with no cooldown. The Thermal Thruster has issues with how long it takes to switch back to your flamethrower. It's so bad that even Degreaser becomes hard to use with it. The Hot Hand is kind of a joke, but everyone knows that at this point. It's not exactly competing with Powerjack or the new Axtinguisher at this point.
@dumpsterchild1315 жыл бұрын
*_bannna_*
@mechaapple75525 жыл бұрын
*B A N N N A*
@SoundSmithTF27 жыл бұрын
It's also worth mentioning that the Gas Passer is amazing in MvM. The Explode on Ignite upgrade lets the pyro fill the role of the Medic killer, and because you recharge it with fire damage, you'll be throwing out these things ever 5 seconds. Damage wise, you can keep up with the soldier pretty easily.
@LiLScunt7 жыл бұрын
SoundSmith ayy
@simonflee20097 жыл бұрын
are going to show this is mvm shenanigans
@afroman93557 жыл бұрын
BUT SOUNDSMITH WHERE ARE MY MISC STEREOTYPES
@donuberry76547 жыл бұрын
SoundSmith true, it could make people want to play pyro for mvm more, but I don't care about mvm :p
@donuberry76547 жыл бұрын
SoundSmith but you would have to be pretty close especially with the new flames, but the soldier can still shoot from a decent range and do a lot of damage and he has more consistent damage, and it takes a while for the gas thing to charge up
@LineX2404 жыл бұрын
There are contracts where you must push and stop the cart Yet they didn't put an option to choose the team you wanna be in when looking for a match
@mr_willybilly4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna ask what difference that makes but I forgot about Payload and Attack/Defend
@ITMenterprises4 жыл бұрын
That's probably because it will make finding a match harder
@PASTELXENON4 жыл бұрын
But that would require a rework of matchmaking to stop sending me to 2fort
@Wabbaaajack4 жыл бұрын
yeah but you switch from attack to defense and vice versa anyway
@leonardo92594 жыл бұрын
@@PASTELXENON deselect 2fort I know, it's pretty difficult, but hear me out, you can do it in 5 clicks or less
@theslimeyboi5 жыл бұрын
The second banana is listed as 50% less healing and time, but it's actually 33% less healing and 66% less time
@farkrits5 жыл бұрын
If it was half health and half time we would just use the chocolate bar as it would be superior
@boomeronet78885 жыл бұрын
We would use buffalo steak sandvich as it is the clearly superior over every other heavy secondary. Then we just need the eviction notice and brass beast without ceasing to spin the minigun, and we're good to go with the most powerful loadout in tf2
@tong66445 жыл бұрын
BenefitsBens no man clearly the panic attack is the best lunchbox item masterace
@grate92 жыл бұрын
@@tong6644 ah yes, Heavy can crunch through steel
@isaiahp.46092 жыл бұрын
so what’s the 1%?
@StunnerzYT5 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this hoping that I will get a youtube notification called "The heavy update" while watching
@angeryitalianchef72514 жыл бұрын
We will get the engineers update first didn’t you see there KZbin page?
@angeryitalianchef72514 жыл бұрын
No one Ik dat now and I’m big sad
@angeryitalianchef72514 жыл бұрын
No one I corrected your statement too “One day they will make a new update that’s actually good and we will still play tf2 regardless of when this update comes out because it’s tf2 is tea”
@br.48394 жыл бұрын
HL:Alyx come out so we have a chance
@senorbones18694 жыл бұрын
@@br.4839 not a very good chance my friend
@GermaphobeMusic Жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2023, the fact that the Rescue Ranger used to be able to heal buildings for free is insane.
@wr3nche5 Жыл бұрын
IKR i didn't know that before now and the concept of that is mind blowing to me
@starzozero Жыл бұрын
@@wr3nche5it didn’t heal ammo and sucked (and still sucks) as a proper weapon so it wasn’t completely overpowered. at least after they nerfed the wrangler shield anyway.
@LoderryPlaysPVP Жыл бұрын
I fucking miss that...
@Boneheaded0 Жыл бұрын
@@starzozeroit’s pretty okay for spy checking because of the sound
@mrpancake88894 ай бұрын
My aim sucked back in the day (still not good) so there was no reason for me not to use the rescue ranger
@TheRealCCall2 жыл бұрын
Everyone back in 2017 was like “this update sucks ass, there’s too many problems. Although, they’ll most likely fix this, and what we got is cool. I wonder what will the heavy update be like. Let’s hope it’ll have a better launch than Jungle Inferno.”. We were all happy, and we didn’t know what was going to happen.
@Guy-mh4xq2 жыл бұрын
Or rather, wasn't going to happen
@leferrett3402 жыл бұрын
Massive spy nerf 😭😭
@c0cknballt0rture102 жыл бұрын
The heavy update will be released at the end of time if were lucky
@justafurrywithinternet3172 жыл бұрын
You know, with how recently valve has been doing something about the bots, maybe they just... took a 5 year break? And we'll get the updates and stuff? please
@someweirdoguy66332 жыл бұрын
No heavy update of course. Screw pyro mains.
@formerhunter24 жыл бұрын
The hot hand might be bad, but my god, getting a kill with it is SO damn satisfying
@blah63793 жыл бұрын
True. Think the weapon is way too overhated. Like come on! It's a meme slapper! Of course it's bad!
@CHILLIN25403 жыл бұрын
I mean, it can still 3 hit medics and 4 hit soldiers and all the others only take one more hit (Assuming they're all using stock) the hot hand does about 50 damage so really not too bad.
@Real_temmie_undertalo3 жыл бұрын
@@CHILLIN2540 50damage? Damn
@CHILLIN25403 жыл бұрын
@@Real_temmie_undertalo 52 exactly if I remember correctly
@Real_temmie_undertalo3 жыл бұрын
@@CHILLIN2540 That is like more than the axtinguisher's base damage
@RF-Ataraxia4 жыл бұрын
5:16 How he almost starts laughing at the heavy cracked me up.
@THATguy-xi4yx5 жыл бұрын
This makes me curious of what they would've given the heavy if he won
@arnelbraga47455 жыл бұрын
Probably the heavy update that we anticipated and some new weapons and the banana, instead of the second banana, we will get *T H E F I R S T B A N A N A*
@THATguy-xi4yx5 жыл бұрын
@@arnelbraga4745 the first banana is just a longer banana
@arnelbraga47455 жыл бұрын
@@THATguy-xi4yx *Y E S*
@nickolascrousillat42655 жыл бұрын
@@ITMenterprises it would be in SOVIET RUSSIA
@boomeronet78885 жыл бұрын
A sandvich minigun
@sal_the_man60684 жыл бұрын
3 Years Later Me: Uncle Dane you said the Pyros would be gone within the next month you had no idea how wrong you were
@Morshu_DarkSouls4 жыл бұрын
It's honestly surprising that there are still so many pyros even after all this time.
@Jfrost91014 жыл бұрын
They actually managed to make pyro fun, and now people are playing it I think we all just got used to seeing so few pyros
@Morshu_DarkSouls4 жыл бұрын
@@Jfrost9101 How is he more fun now though? All they changed was the way airblast worked and how the flame hitboxes functioned. He still plays the same way as before, but the flames are just a bit more consistent now.
@Jfrost91014 жыл бұрын
@@Morshu_DarkSouls Well, yeah. Pyro's now more consistent, has more options thanks to support, movement and precision alternatives, and isn't as likely to get you flamed for playing anymore. Playing Pyro feels a lot better now, so people who previously shunned the mumble monster gave him a second chance.
@hl_scientist19644 жыл бұрын
4 years latter
@supersanscraftcommentediti53375 жыл бұрын
“The hell, the Frontier Justice sounds like it’s shooting a box of Captain Crunch!” -Ankle Dan the Vry gud sentry man
@Local_Phantasm4 жыл бұрын
frontier crunchtice
@Messier__6 жыл бұрын
Dane main the Uncle engie
@robbiebarnett3625 жыл бұрын
mad lad. Hmmmmm
@honeycrisp30845 жыл бұрын
Engie Dane the uncle main
@bortel8884 жыл бұрын
The dane engie main uncle
@angeryitalianchef72514 жыл бұрын
ok..
@Asweetsomeone4 жыл бұрын
Wut ?
@jubii12 жыл бұрын
You can tell this was a long time ago by the way he talks to us about discord as if we were an alien species
@jmurray11102 жыл бұрын
And his optimism about the gas passer the unanimous worst weapon in the game outside of MVM
@galaxic23324 ай бұрын
@@jmurray1110 not anymore ;)
@jmurray11104 ай бұрын
@@galaxic2332 what happened
@mrpancake88894 ай бұрын
@@jmurray11104:37
@MrMiguel2114 ай бұрын
@@jmurray1110 Gas Passer + Neon Annihilator combo
@speedawaaagon74925 жыл бұрын
2017: jungle inferno engineer on fire 2019: jungle inferno Amazon on fire
@kannatheweeb88365 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@dauntlessnicholas16725 жыл бұрын
speeda waaagon anything will do at this point. I’m hella desperate for new weapons and contents with a major content
@lordomega99595 жыл бұрын
Thought that was a porno for a second
@mmoknay99435 жыл бұрын
Lord Omega I’m not even gonna ask why
@lordomega99595 жыл бұрын
winning jungle inferno, amazon of fire. I watch some weird shit.
@jortand7 жыл бұрын
14:18 it was at this moment, that we knew, things are about to get real.
@monsoon.r4 ай бұрын
4:40 neon annihilator now works after six years
@justabadplaya2154 ай бұрын
came back to this video just to see if anybody is gonna mention it after the update lol
@yaccoby18473 ай бұрын
@@justabadplaya215now a 3/5 by mr uncle dane!!!!
@Aleyway4 жыл бұрын
"I think it was-" "ShHhhhhhhhhh You are dead." "Okay." 5:16
@tf2engineer1214 жыл бұрын
Haha, you're ded!
@magnetiteeagle2.0254 жыл бұрын
@@tf2engineer121 I AM DEAD !
@marpez63604 жыл бұрын
@@MooseEgg1 i think it is why--
@marpez63604 жыл бұрын
@@MooseEgg1 SHHHH YOU ARE DEAD
@s-gamer27053 жыл бұрын
@@marpez6360 Okay.
@hazeltree77385 жыл бұрын
How the Pyro got his groove back? Don't you mean... _The Empyro's New Groove?_
@bap57415 жыл бұрын
Decent joke, It made me grin :)
@G_Macks4 жыл бұрын
I would post a Seinfeld theme link but I’m on mobile
@samuelskinny4 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean How engie Requisitioned His Groove Back
@roscora6144 жыл бұрын
I hate you But it made me exhale through my nose so I'll like the comment
@mipcrazeold4 жыл бұрын
I exhaled air take my like
@mattwilliams49027 жыл бұрын
Also the dragon’s fury and the gas blast taunt look gorgeous in pyrovision
@davidmartinez-toribio68255 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@user-ys3jq3uf4p5 жыл бұрын
Matt Williams gas blast?
@girf42335 жыл бұрын
@@user-ys3jq3uf4p the taunt kill
@dukenukem22585 жыл бұрын
Girf too be more exact the taunt kill for the thermal thruster
@keithkania38105 жыл бұрын
5:17 Heavy glitching in and out of this universe since he hasn’t had an update in years
@snake_eater1963 Жыл бұрын
still holds true
@dystop_4 жыл бұрын
Mercenary park in a nutshell: Attacking team waits for 10 minutes after capturing the second point to lose.
@FutureSlyty Жыл бұрын
Man this update is awesome! I wonder what they’re planning next!
@Jemsie Жыл бұрын
We are getting an UPDATE SIZED UPDATE! i mean wait no a holiday sized update!
@Stasiiu Жыл бұрын
Im sorry but i gotta tell you the bad news
@ignacya8048 Жыл бұрын
Seal update
@SkinnyScoutsillies Жыл бұрын
@@ignacya8048yeas
@RandyButternips7 жыл бұрын
I rate the gaspasser a 5/5. Go into mvm with it. Youll know what i mean
@coopasoopa5367 жыл бұрын
Adam Garozzo yeah, only mvm
@imtheman846 жыл бұрын
STOP ROBOT ABUSE!
@ro22026 жыл бұрын
m V m S h E n A n A g I n S
@teedeegremlin6 жыл бұрын
Gas Passer + Explode on ignite = doomed steel gauntlets
@recreationeer535 жыл бұрын
Trollfaced Mario + back burner = pyro g🅾️d
@megaagentj22485 жыл бұрын
The thermal thruster is like the detonator but: You don’t need to lose health to jump You have no ranged damage They have an interesting dynamic
@kirbysucks50015 жыл бұрын
and you go much farther as well
@shekelsean5 жыл бұрын
It's like the detonator, but not like the detonator in the slightest
@joanaguayoplanell49125 жыл бұрын
@@kirbysucks5001 but your can't use it as frequently
@katatonikbliss5 жыл бұрын
its like the detonator for assholes who cant det jump but still want a free mobility boost then?
@triangulum88695 жыл бұрын
its also LOUD AS FUCK
@pyropuppy85196 жыл бұрын
I was playing casual and someone said..."How do I use the rescue ranger this weapon sucks"
@Takai054 жыл бұрын
LAUGHS IN 0 METAL
@justanalias56424 жыл бұрын
@@Takai05 man if only it was like csgo where you can team kill. I would have killed my med to get that 100 metal, med would have understood.
@Izzybelled4 жыл бұрын
@@justanalias5642 That's one sure way to get your IP tracked and then be kidnapped
@MrGermandeutsch4 жыл бұрын
@@Izzybelled what the fuck are you on about
@megaagentj22484 жыл бұрын
MrGermandeutsch he said to *kill the medic*
@buzzsburner.82864 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe it's been 3 years
@plbster Жыл бұрын
5 and two thirds of a year now :(
@Pepsiandmilkbutalsopalindrome5 ай бұрын
Hard to believe it's been 6 (getting close to 7) years
@shekelsean5 жыл бұрын
The gas passer is used for area denial But... but... but that's *my* job! ***screeches in texas***
@mr.hungryloser4 жыл бұрын
**Small and slurred "Oi" followed by drunken snoring.**
@quaver25656 жыл бұрын
Y'know I tried to play spy during this update ... Now I know what pain is
@antonioazulamarillo75794 жыл бұрын
;-;
@mosio.25044 жыл бұрын
You can easily fuck them if they dont use M2 or S
@abmalreklaw50963 жыл бұрын
Dam
@aidengray39983 жыл бұрын
Every single "person" that plays spy deserves every bit of such pain.
@abmalreklaw50963 жыл бұрын
@Aiden Gray yes I can agree but it is really fucking hard to get good at spy. I don't really like it because he has an Insta kill ability and usually when you get stabbed by a spy you need to remember where he stabbed you, or you'll get stabbed again, and when you're dead you just wanna get back in the fucking action you don't wanna worry about fucking spy's so yeah that's it's annoying.
@StickMaster5007 жыл бұрын
I really love this update. It brought back what made TF2 special in the first place. The balance changes like the Pocket Pistol, Bison, Rescue Ranger and the Flamethrowers itself, weapons like the Second Banana and the Dragon’s Fury, contracts that are easy to understand and are challenging to complete, taunts like the Jumping Jack and Yeti Punch, cosmetics like the Yeti Heavy set and Saxton Hat and war paints are all amazing! I won’t say it’s the best update in TF2, that goes to the Uber Update as it made the game go Free to Play which saved the game from dying out, I would say it’s probably one of the Top 10 or even Top 5 Best Updates in TF2! Taking about the Rescue Ranger, I think another reason the Rescue Ranger got nerfed was because it was the only weapon the Engineer would use on defence as it was another way of healing your buildings which can make taking out a Sentry a pain in the arse. But now because of the nerf, I’m seeing more Engineers equipping other weapons like the Shotgun and the recently changed Panic Attack which is a breath of fresh air to see rather than seeing Rescue Ranger Engineers 24/7. Also, 5:16 This is how the Heavy reacted when he lost the Heavy vs Pyro War.
@mickeymao99797 жыл бұрын
Why do you have top comment in literally every TF2 video I see?
@kit.03x7 жыл бұрын
Hello once again StickMaster.
@bludgeon10817 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 Are you making multiple accounts and liking yourself?
@StickMaster5007 жыл бұрын
FineCarpa No I don’t do that nor have I ever considered doing it, especially bots.
@supertonyjr89037 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 pyro needs Nerf his new flame thrower has splash dmg wtf?? And his normal flame throwers have too much dmg and range so if u find a pyro in a corner u will die 9/10 times it needs a Nerf 100% in pros speed, range or DMG
@jacksongaming8545 жыл бұрын
14:21 Engineer goes around with a jackhammer while running in the 90’s
@fucka13862 жыл бұрын
Why does this comment make no sense
@zzyxxyzz5442 Жыл бұрын
@@fucka1386 uhhhm, achtshtooallyie it's a reference what's happening at the point of the video which they've commented the timestamp on.
@polarcaps89667 жыл бұрын
Basically, Yeti Park is best played as all Pyro, Stalingrad-style. Throw yourself into the chokepoints and force your way onto the points with sheer numbers. In other words, its the final salute to w+m1 Pyros.
@EdgyPickle7 жыл бұрын
Beautiful.
@jimbojones51367 жыл бұрын
*mercenary park
@QWERTY7081007 жыл бұрын
Doot da doot...
@jerrymcghoulberry3557 жыл бұрын
URAAAA
@what83056 жыл бұрын
I like mercenary park for one reason. It's the secret undergound room near Blu spawn. I just build a teleporter there and then put my entrance once they cap the 1st point and then now my teammates can teleport behind the enemy spawn.
@taste57287 жыл бұрын
Uncle dane serious question! The Dueling Banjo Vs The Jumping Pack Who wins a place in your heart?
@BlueDavrial7 жыл бұрын
What's with this "initial D"/"initial E" meme going around in these comments?
@lemydudee7 жыл бұрын
Davrial aka Blue Mario I think that initial E is the call for medic.... Idk about initial D
@Reragi7 жыл бұрын
Lemy The Pengu Initial D because *EUROBEAT JACKHAMMER*
@tomithino4567 жыл бұрын
Dueling banjo FTW
@AHRevolvers7 жыл бұрын
Davrial aka Blue Mario Initial D is an anime with the song that was played at 14:31. Initial E is a joke that people press the E button too much for medic that is based off of Initial D's name.
@Nathan-vk4iz7 жыл бұрын
I like the donkey kong music
@pipimipeanuts21126 жыл бұрын
me to
@Joseph-yh8gn6 жыл бұрын
The nostalgia
@donkeykongisytpooping30026 жыл бұрын
Polar Well I’m late
@cameroncollazo97975 жыл бұрын
What this is dk2
@Jonthecool445 жыл бұрын
@@cameroncollazo9797 donkey kong country 2
@typical18134 жыл бұрын
5:17 heavy is having a heart attack
@mynameisjosep4 жыл бұрын
poor heavy the cause of the heart attack is losing the update
@korstmahler5 жыл бұрын
"aiming skill" [Draws scorch shot] lol
@lightwqve84945 жыл бұрын
He was talking about the dragons fury tho
@bazooka7125 жыл бұрын
@@lightwqve8494 no one uses that.
@lightwqve84945 жыл бұрын
he was literally talking about it mate
@katatonikbliss5 жыл бұрын
@@bazooka712 sadly people do use it, as shitty pyro mains dont realize how bad it is because "haha new weapon" pretty fun to go pyro and airblast their fire back at them tho
@crosby_underscore49875 жыл бұрын
*laughs in sticky spam*
@ignemuton55007 жыл бұрын
the banana is the chocolate on steroids.
@icata123457 жыл бұрын
i knew it's not only me thinking the banana is to good! :D
@Face087 жыл бұрын
chocolate banana
@Vilverna7 жыл бұрын
you can't make me stop using my Dalokah
@dicktsui18187 жыл бұрын
the banana heals more health per second if you count recharge and you don't need to worry about wasting it
@theheadacheking48696 жыл бұрын
no it isn't. the dalokohs bar may only heal 100 health, but it also buffs the heavy's max health to 350, indirectly resulting in health packs healing more. the banana heals 200 hp. that's it.
@ton38667 жыл бұрын
7:43 Uncle Dane is Big Smoke confirmed
@ro22026 жыл бұрын
All we had to do was follow the damn train!
@kishenraghavan5726 жыл бұрын
TonƎ I
@Caspeaon8 ай бұрын
Man watching this again after 6 years of zero updates is depressing
@stratigangames5084 ай бұрын
Well, we kinda got one now. Sorta.
@MrMiguel2113 ай бұрын
@@stratigangames508This is not a Major update though
@stratigangames5083 ай бұрын
@@MrMiguel211 It's something
@mr.monkey3543 ай бұрын
@@MrMiguel211by technicality it is. End of the line is smaller and considered major
@nis5e3 жыл бұрын
The hot hand would make *perfect sense* if it had a Disciplinary Action-style speed-boost, either to friendlies or just to the user.
@SmallArsonist5 жыл бұрын
I like to come back to this video to remember what it felt like to have a real update
@samdaman29393 жыл бұрын
"I dont know why they nerfed afterburn" *Gets hit by one puff of fire* Half my health: Ight ima head out
@lShadow426l4 жыл бұрын
Man remember when TF2 got updates Fun times
@mohammadwaled4094 жыл бұрын
No
@galileacarmona62544 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@prussia55564 жыл бұрын
It’s still getting bug fixes and new hats it still getting updated it didn’t drop support
@lShadow426l4 жыл бұрын
@@prussia5556 Support and updates are two different things
@diegobrando17883 жыл бұрын
I can't comment so i'm commenting here: Why is 90% of the comments I read all about tf2? Yes I'm a fan of the game tf2 but this is a roblox. Might get put into r/youngpeopleyoutube
@benjaminkelley44437 жыл бұрын
The Ruscue Ranger can save buildings, but can't save itself.
@Displaced7 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@justmovedin7 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power?
@aperson65057 жыл бұрын
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Rescue Ranger 'the wise?'
@antiusername107 жыл бұрын
I think Jesus F. Christ did that....
@mertdemirhan544 Жыл бұрын
e
@branpuff42187 жыл бұрын
0:16 glad I wasn’t the only one intensely bothered by that
@Chud_Bud_Supreme7 жыл бұрын
I'm bothered by the fact the Vaccinator doesn't have a similar cool effect going on. I looks like the medic just put a sticker on his gizmo. It looks like a toy.
@ariabelove7 жыл бұрын
Now that the update is out, which map did you see the devs playing on your trip to valve?
@JoaoGuilherme-fg5by7 жыл бұрын
most likely merc. park
@swooty9414 ай бұрын
4:50 Only took them 6 years to watch this
@nicholasmoore67787 жыл бұрын
5:15, that poor Heavy XD
@g-man92086 жыл бұрын
He is having "sex" with the wall xd
@ogonplayzgames78236 жыл бұрын
"KISS ME" XD
@mywill2liv5 жыл бұрын
I like how Dane slightly laughs
@boomeronet78885 жыл бұрын
Hot hand is slightly better when you're air blasting someone into a corner, but then again any other melee would do more dmg doing that, so it's still the worst melee in serious play but I like when you go on a random crit spree and get 3 slap kills. Also it makes sense that it does significantly less dmg than the other pyro melees because instead of bludgeoning you with an axe, sledgehammer or post box, pyro is slapping you instead
@magnetic_dreamsZ4 ай бұрын
4:45 it only took almost 7 years but we finally got it
@perk45657 жыл бұрын
As soon as scream fortress is out jungle inferno maps are empty
@Ferdoe7 жыл бұрын
Well, you have less time for scream fortress contracts so. Makes sense.
@keel12377 жыл бұрын
The Tiger lol its out
@bobbyferg91737 жыл бұрын
Yet even scream fortress maps aren’t as populated as the many Turbines or GoldRushes.
@TF2CrunchyFrog7 жыл бұрын
Relax, Scream Fortress is only for like 10 days. Afterwards people will go back to jungle maps. It's even a good thing, otherwise people might become tired of the Jungle contracts after the 1-2 week of nonstop jungle.
@UnixTMDev6 ай бұрын
little did he know
@hazard83957 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, this update made the engie super op for the first week because all spies received a massive hot-hand bitch-slap.
@imcintyre017 жыл бұрын
Liam Weis no, but pybros got a lot more engie dates since becoming.....HOTTER!!!!
@CommentBlewUp7 жыл бұрын
And all short range classes
@blockster0 Жыл бұрын
Little did he know he would need to wait 9 - 8 years for the next update
@caledfwltch7 жыл бұрын
Dane, not be rude, but you may want to reconsider the mod choice on your server, I got banned because i was having a pun war with someone, and when a mod flipped about it, I made a pun about his username and he flipped his shit
@starmc61307 жыл бұрын
dude I'm fucking dead xD what the hell ,never seen anyone get that pissed about puns
@teedeegremlin6 жыл бұрын
Star MC as undertale cancer, not even papyrus could get this mad about puns.
@GY-bd9bo6 жыл бұрын
As a certain discord mod once told me: "BAN" "BAN" "BAN" "BAN" "BAN"
@theinstrument1226 жыл бұрын
Star MC i saw some one mute me because the the maker of the server names was frank and i said isnt fiflhy frank the guy who made this server and he flipped wat a pussy
@deyvantwo54266 жыл бұрын
hello, fellow Homestuck.
@henryatkinson14793 жыл бұрын
10:50 "After the jungle inferno contract season is over" Oh my sweet summer child, how naïve you were.
@SauceFring7 жыл бұрын
Ankle Dan is very on fire man
@unoriginalname29397 жыл бұрын
5:03 And at that moment, Jeremy knew, he fucked up.
@digitaltoaster49567 жыл бұрын
What?
@unoriginalname29397 жыл бұрын
Digital Toaster Scout’s Name is Jeremy and the scout cornered himself.
@digitaltoaster49567 жыл бұрын
Oh I Thought You Said Jerma
@kanecombes89187 жыл бұрын
only jerma would fit in such a compact space
@big_cosme74036 жыл бұрын
5:19 Holy Shet! I just realised that a medic try to shot you an arrow and ended in the heavy's head...
@ShockInazuma3 жыл бұрын
Imagine in an alternate universe where Heavy got the update and Pyro was still a buggy class
@specterknight05423 жыл бұрын
i will not like to live in that hell
@castalia89297 жыл бұрын
Vsauce has his own KZbin red show why doesn't uncle dane?
@MarioBro53467 жыл бұрын
N122 D
@bludgeon10817 жыл бұрын
D
@Fabricio-ek4mz7 жыл бұрын
Kekerooni ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@mattlarsen49707 жыл бұрын
Because Dane isn't a sellout
@vader84227 жыл бұрын
named it Dane and Ian show
@dystop_4 жыл бұрын
For the extinguish with thermal thruster after getting 3 points in a whole match I just got a friend to cow mangler super shot himself in spawn so I can extinguish him 27 times.
@specterknight05423 жыл бұрын
man i wish i have friends like them
@congaspy20584 ай бұрын
I just hit 10 years of TF2, Jungle Inferno came out almost 7 years ago, *all* of the content from it *still* feels brand new.
@chaosnicx56913 ай бұрын
4:43 boy do I have news for you
@BdresserGaming7 жыл бұрын
This update made pyro balanced and now fun to play, the war paints are really nice, but I wish that the bottle, bat, the huntsman, and fist got some war paint skins.
@ro22026 жыл бұрын
A Mega-freaking-RAYQUAZA salty kid is salty.
@ro22026 жыл бұрын
Bdresser Valve should get in on this.
@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF6 жыл бұрын
Not salty, just pissed at the amount of time I could have easily murdered one of those imbecil but he escaped without a sweat cause of this jetpack inexistent drawback, wich could easily be fixed by adding something like -(insert HP count of your choice here) on use. making it like a rocket/sticky that can give you good mobility at the cost of your health instead of a free rocketjumper/stickyjumper with near to no drawback. but then again, apparently the jetpack is shit and everyone want to buff it, actualy, they want to buff every new pyro weapons, like the dragons fuckery, wich let me remind you, do +300% more dmg on burning player...this gun can set player on fire... can melt away a heavy in 1 and a half sec, I personaly tested it...am I the only one with a mind in this game?
@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF6 жыл бұрын
so you are saying that even the pyro flametrower is good against pyros, making the need of a pyro counter not that big of a deal? cause if you do, thanks for destroying your own argument, less work for me. and like I said, do you really think all pyro main are brain dead, cause if you do then you must be the sniper main that think he's the best at everything. cause trust me, only a minority is. if you saw more of the retarded one, good for you, but let me tell you that not everyone is as lucky as you do.
@MedusaBigTiddyGothGF6 жыл бұрын
not at all, cause if the enemy pyro can kill you with ease with is flametrower, why could you not do the same? this little game work both way you know.
@stuff96803 жыл бұрын
The Heavy should have won because he really needed new weapons, the Pyro's big thing with the update was fixing a problem that the class had since launch so Valve could have easily fixed Pyros flame bug at any point since 2007
@deez66838 ай бұрын
Wake me up when it's been 7 years since this video released
@earondamon69762 жыл бұрын
17:14 "have you ever been wrong about something?" had to do it to em
@DeDeDank7 жыл бұрын
The D.K. music was a VERY nice touch
@evieinfinite7 жыл бұрын
14:40 CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCHITIZE ME CAPTAIN!
@e76527 жыл бұрын
DUSTBOWL, MEET YOUR NEW KING: MERCENARY PARK
@malykothedragon4 жыл бұрын
Its been three years now since this big update...
@tqit02105 жыл бұрын
Overwatch's "Horizon Lunar Colony" map reminds me of Dane's desription of Mercenary Park.
@gourmetcheesepizza90066 жыл бұрын
That's a terrified scout.
@francescofulghieri96086 жыл бұрын
I really like Mercenary Park. There’s still some good room to jump around.
@specterknight05423 жыл бұрын
and some room to build a nest and bully the team red in his spawn
@notfrank65864 жыл бұрын
this up coming October will mark a 3 years anniversary, of no new major updates.... we love you too value.
@digthegoose3 жыл бұрын
Going on four….
@notfrank65862 жыл бұрын
@@digthegoose Five...
@selfloathinggameing7 жыл бұрын
Ehh the hothand isnt really meant to be good its mostly just a meme lol
@ColorCodeWhite7 жыл бұрын
For every "Aww yea slap my ass/lemme slap dat ass" joke made with the glove item, one child in Africa gets a swig of water
@Reragi7 жыл бұрын
The Hot Hand, also known as the "BITCH BEGONE"
@skullyskelle27037 жыл бұрын
The contract for it tho is retardedly hard and annoying to even unlock it by doing every single bonuses and contract on pyroland
@Reragi7 жыл бұрын
Skully & Skelle Doing anything is still worth it for a good meme
@cable.35387 жыл бұрын
Rap Moreno Well you can make panic heavy and make them easier to kill
@e2b2656 жыл бұрын
I renamed myself “Here, Have a Banana” solely because of the banana. I’m now part time Hoovy
@WarriorPNG4 жыл бұрын
im full time hoovy if ya see me in 2fort crouch and ill give a banana
@usernametaken0173 жыл бұрын
no homo
@VarskDarkness7 жыл бұрын
The banana actually recharges 3x as fast as the sandvich. Banana takes 10 seconds to recharge meanwhile the sandvich is 30 seconds.
@adpegman7 жыл бұрын
Just to add, it's actually +100% recharge RATE afaik, not +50% rate or -50% time. Seems to be a fairly common mistake for game devs who write flavour text. The short recharge time might even be unintended.
@beyblader101_7 жыл бұрын
2x faster is 15 seconds. 10 and 15 seconds is just a 5 seconds difference hence the slip-up.
@shuckid82903 жыл бұрын
0:03 “the long awaited” if only he knew
@capperbuns4 ай бұрын
If only you knew
@karal_the_crazy3 ай бұрын
@@capperbuns😢
@vatablous7 жыл бұрын
Aim? Time to find a new game.
@supersanscraftcommentediti53375 жыл бұрын
Pyro Mains: I don’t want to aim, you dumb piece of Plywood
@boomeronet78885 жыл бұрын
Oh no, pyro has to aim now, what a tragedy
@mosio.25044 жыл бұрын
Noooo,so sad.. *demonic spy laugh*
@Ramseas1196 жыл бұрын
for those of you STILL working on the jetpack challenge to extinguish teammates, just have one friend pick pyro with a detonator or scorch shot and shoot themselves in the foot by a resupply locker, while you dash back in forth with the jetpack in front of the locker until you get it. after a few tries, the flaregun pyro will likely get a pretty good idea of how to time the shot so that you extinguish them every time (i found it easiest to wait for the visual ring effect on the floor caused by the initial "jump" of the jetpack, youll understand better what im talking about when you see it.)
@Ph0n3numb3r6 жыл бұрын
Ramseas119 or cow mangler charge shot at their feet
@Ramseas1196 жыл бұрын
that would also work. kinda wish id thought about that one. much easier than what i did.
@Ph0n3numb3r6 жыл бұрын
Ramseas119 thats what i did to get it
@undead9237 жыл бұрын
Initial E
@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username7 жыл бұрын
Initial D. The D stands for Dane
@mongobusbongobus7 жыл бұрын
Jackhammering in the 90's
@NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump7 жыл бұрын
Uncle Fujiwara
@cheerfulpessimist9527 жыл бұрын
Deja Vu! I just built in this spot before!
@ArchieGamez7 жыл бұрын
Cheerful Pessimist Higher on the map!
@joshuaheider6745 жыл бұрын
Aw yes another “weapon” to make it so pyro can get a back burner
@ihave6carbatteries4087 жыл бұрын
Remember the old argument over the pyro's gender? Well, what if i told you that the pyro isn't even human? Thats right! The pyro is infact a robot in a suit built by everyone's notably dangerous texan erection. The pyro's initial purpose was to help protect the engi's buildings from spies. At least, that was the case until the pyro obtained a mind of its own. At this point, the engi knew that his beloved companion was not going to come back, so the engi decided to mass produce his latest and greatest invention. Thus creating the pyro sub classes, such as the pybro, pyroshark, lone wolf, etc. Although there were a few that fell off into the w+m1 category, this was expected due to the system of rogue AI used within the pyro's "brain."
@purpleflappyseals85145 жыл бұрын
Why did you do this on an engine mains KZbin channel?
@m_rytt5 жыл бұрын
What about the coconut head pyros with LIQUIDS IN IT
@lizardlad2794 жыл бұрын
That’s impossible because pyro is extremely insane and robots can’t go insane :p
@_CTag6 жыл бұрын
I love the Diddy Kong’s adventure or DK music in the background
@DeDeDank7 жыл бұрын
I am a very simple engie main. When I see a new Uncle video, I click it
@YuriYoshiosan5 жыл бұрын
The classes that can market gardening: Soldier Demo Pyro Medic.
@tewe35725 жыл бұрын
Engie too
@jacksongaming8545 жыл бұрын
And sentry jumping
@liberta41124 жыл бұрын
Imagine a demopan rushing toward u
@leprawder26734 жыл бұрын
Pyro could market garden before this update
@zachfrick73894 жыл бұрын
Scout with atomizer
@Nepuutunes7 жыл бұрын
super fast engineer riding a jackhammer in very high speed
@otaviowada73007 жыл бұрын
Hihg* Do you even maymay?
@luunhat27217 жыл бұрын
didn't expect a neptunia fan to be here, but everyone is welcome to TF2( except for little cod fanboy)
@al-batal7 жыл бұрын
nani? KANSEI DORIFTO
@luunhat27217 жыл бұрын
Gazi English please I can't understand anything you're saying
@luunhat27217 жыл бұрын
Nepuutunes that's one is my favorite taunt
@oliveiradmdiogo4 жыл бұрын
Remember when a year and three months was considered a really long wait for a major update
@eggbreakerziii79707 жыл бұрын
5:15 the heavy is having fun with the wall😂😂
@zachlap30204 жыл бұрын
When you realize that tf2´s most recent major update was 3 years ago
@chandranair94484 жыл бұрын
The "botkiller" update
@floppagaming22133 жыл бұрын
It happened
@specterknight05423 жыл бұрын
i feel old because TF2 was my childhood and i still playing it
@MoistMarsupial2 жыл бұрын
5 years ago....
@MorshuGayming Жыл бұрын
@@MoistMarsupial 6...
@Zacharythelegend4 жыл бұрын
5:15 NEVER interrupt a Heavy when he is having wall-sex. HE WEEL KEEL YOU!
@commenturthegreat29156 жыл бұрын
I actually think Banana Bay is the best new map, and maybe even my favorite map in the game, especially as a spy-main. It's just so satisfying to flank the enemy through the water areas and back-stab the cart pushers. Also you can ride the train and jump right into the other team's base area, Which leads to amazing battles on the sniper platforms.
@carterpryor38807 жыл бұрын
I keep getting suprised when I put 50 metal into my buildings during setup
@csgas07 жыл бұрын
read patch notes doofus
@battlescroll4 жыл бұрын
dane with the panic attack then: this SUCKS dane with the panic attack now: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAW
@gregor42517 жыл бұрын
also the pretty boys pocket pistol.
@roadkillwaffle98477 жыл бұрын
hell ye
@FoolishKuro7 жыл бұрын
That One Pyro Main it's a straight upgrade at this point
@Foshling7 жыл бұрын
Buh, they completely killed the panic attack..
@CardGameAcolyte6 жыл бұрын
Foshling how about now?
@yonatanbeer34756 жыл бұрын
Zachary Robbins it's not the same.
@258thHiGuy6 жыл бұрын
nobody cared about the panic attack and nobody still cares about the panic attack
@r3io4mf3 жыл бұрын
@@258thHiGuy ummmm...... about that
@deskinem_rooted Жыл бұрын
5 years ago man. Jesus.
@thetarr24 жыл бұрын
The best part about the Gas Passer is the Axestinguisher combo. you hit someone with the passer, then the axe makes them on fire, and crits them, giving you almost instant kills