Meet The Dispenser

Dispensers are important. That's why it gets it's own fifteen-minute video... crammed with everything there is to know about them, how to use them effectively and what we've been doing this whole time that's been sending them all into a spiraling depression.
Reverse the No-Dispenser Curse of Casual Mode and build a metal slot machine for your team right now. (Yes, right now. Stop reading the description and go build a Dispenser ya dingus... someone is burning to death right this very moment, and guess what, it's your fault.)
Music from:
Fight Songs: The Music Of Team Fortress 2
The Eric Andre Show
Metal Gear Solid
Audio Library - / @audiolibrary_
Videos from:
The "Meet The Team" Series - • Meet the Pyro
Spy And Sentry (Sexy Dispenser clip) - • Spy and Sentry
(The first) Meet The Dispenser by Dr. Face Doctor - • [SFM] - Meet the Dispe...
B4nny's Stream Highlight - • Dispenser Armor
Professional Complaining by King Raja - / @kingrajagames
Thanks to Pazer, Josh, DimpledDork and Frozentsbgg for helping me film a large majority of the demonstrations. Thanks to my sister Taylor for helping me film the opening Spencer sketch.
Shoutout to the cool Engie mains in the Engineer.tf Discord who reminded me of a few of the cheekier Dispenser spots I'd forgotten about - / discord
You can buy the plush Dispenser from Valve / WeLoveFine - valvestore.welovefine.com/tf2-...
Thumbnail SFM and in-video Dispenser SFM made by Pybun:
steamcommunity.com/id/pybun
UncleThinking SFM by Bendroo:
steamcommunity.com/id/Bendroo
(I didn't actually get kicked for communicating in a pub. That was fake news and a joke. The player named "mega aids" is literally just Pazer doing what I asked him to do for the sake of comedy. Tee hee.)
Visit my website for my socials, extra content, video credits, and more information: uncledane.com

[@ruvmu]

This should be updated to mention that the ammo-through-walls trick no longer works

[@UncleDane]

Pinning this comment is easier than editing a video that's already been uploaded.

[@arandomguy7486]

only 5 months too late XD

[@TopKek115]

+Uncle Dane "Well, I guess that'll do..."

[@Robin280497]

If only you were able to add notes in a video. Why, KZbin? Why?!

[@QueenKunniK]

youtube needs to fire the person who got ride of annotations

[@timmygreat1230]

The dispenser WAS in the Meet the Engineer video. IT WAS IN THE BOX HE WAS SITTING ON

[@yazidefirenze]

Timmy Great12 but that is just sad... Dispenser is no a seat

[@givemeyoureggs456]

@@yazidefirenze or he's sitting on it because standing on top of the dispencer because it doubles the healing

[@jessegd6306]

So basically he's turtling.

[@yfyrurhskskk5670]

0:36 dipenser WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[@KodiakKetchup]

Dispenser... R.I.P in pepperonis in the "Meet the Team" series ;-;

[@genericprofile2381]

"Mom! There's somebody filming a red box while pushing a shopping cart!" "Look away sweetie"

[@frut_jooos]

XD

[@roguebanana2683]

“Who took the last dispenser plush from the toy aisle?”

[@vincent-ls9lz]

LMAO

[@OSDisco]

@Diverse Productions I mean you didn't need to go so in depth and the comment's gone now so you can just delete it

[@mahbubmaleksyed5301]

@@OSDisco tf did you say

[@swagmaster-ew7ii]

Once I was a Heavy on 2fort at the bottom of the enemy base's sewer stairwell at about 14 health without banana or sandvich, and then an teammate Engineer without any cosmetics walked up to me and built a dispenser, God bless that man

[@GachalifePlayersAreFatherless]

What was his name

[@swagmaster-ew7ii]

@@GachalifePlayersAreFatherless idk it was a while ago lol

[@rubles88alvarez83]

I’m an engine main, and I always build the dispenser first. The sentry gun is a little overrated and the dispenser gets underrated from time to time

[@1FenFen1]

@@rubles88alvarez83 I'm also an Engine main

[@bolt1128]

While everyone is doing the pyro phog with medic, Im still a pybro helping engineers, No bad side

[@engineergaming4534]

Use dispensers as shields against bullets. Just like what i did with my kids. Sorry Jimmy

[@yesno8273]

engineer gaming

[@bucketofchicken8325]

*THOSE WERENT YOUR KIDS THEY WERE MINE*

[@kainoelax]

engineer gaming

[@oldboi4072]

Engineer gaming

[@hrishinatahn9816]

@@yesno8273 engineer gaming

[@Rodpile]

I am heavy dispenser guy, and these, are my stats, I weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and dispense two hundred dollar, custom tooled cartridges at 40 rounds per second. It cost two hundred metal to upgrade me, for twelve seconds...

[@tuttutmonkeybutt]

A Man Riding a Shrimp 🙋‍♂️💋🍤👙

[@nickvalentine6243]

I am Heavy Engi Guy, and this is my sentry. It costs 130 ammo and can be leveled up to lvl 3 and fire three hundred dollar custom made spike tipped rockets at 4 per 5 seconds (not accurate info) . It costs 400 metal to fully upgrade it for 24 seconds. (none of this is really accurate)

[@NotBigSurprise]

12 seconds is what a mini sentry lasts if there's a Soldier in the enemy team.

[@TrevorTrunks71]

Nice parody pardner

[@chinkywinky7266]

A Man Riding a Shrimp

[@interrobang5785]

One of the best feelings as Engie is when you just slapped down a level 1 dispenser somewhere and you off to find more metal, only to come back to find some grateful 30 health demoman slowly healing off of it

[@boomeronet7888]

Sentry doesnt have much reaction from teammates so in contrast it's nice to put down a vending machine and recieve instant gratitude for it

[@scotterboi9]

@@boomeronet7888 I find the teleporter is much more gratifying, because my team sucks, and racking up those support points and looking at that nice 32 teleports is satisfying.

[@gamehunter2477]

As that 30 health demo, thank you

[@eight89fghnb22]

And he stares at you with a thumbs up and you hear "thanks mate"

[@playstationpc5198]

Or “I DIDN’T NEED YA HELP YA KNOW”

[@purplehaze2358]

I wonder what people’s reaction to seeing Dane walk around with a camera and dispenser plushy in public was.

[@Hobby555_]

the foundation is trying to hire engineer

[@timez957]

@@Hobby555_ scp-9062 dispenser plush

[@SergeantDC]

Pretty sure they were just like: that southern hippie is out again

[@medumdumblah24playz25]

i wonder

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@timez957 it heals and just shoots if you stay for more than 5 minutes

[@yoshibutkagekira7899]

If dispensers are this sad, Imagine what the teleporters feel

[@orpheus9098]

Motion sick from all of the spinning?

[@Maukiki]

Sick of all that stompin

[@geophyy8067]

Ninjaneers:Take that back

[@sushirabit5624]

Violated

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

Sick of teleporting bread?

[@daviddavidson972]

“I wanna show my talents to the world” Gets blown up 5 seconds after reaching level 3

[@ESFAndy011]

Classic Engie experience

[@LoliMaster69227]

This is why I leave it at lvl 1 and go off to get a few kills and when i come back if the thing is still alive I reward it with upgrades

[@taureon_]

bread bread thats the talent

[@_Tzer]

mention that destroying dispenser leaves parts that give 50% ammo that is a good way to get quick ammo but is a risky play. i want this up there because its a useful tip

[@steamedpings4889]

*OHAHAOHAOOOHAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* -Me, A demoman Main

[@TheFakeGoovin]

"Soldier can't shoot in 2 directions" Beggars Bazooka: am I a joke to you

[@thanthanh5190]

Air Strike while on air can too

[@paulcairns204]

Soilder hurt himself in his confusion!

[@StuffyMc]

SOLDIER fucking died!

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@paulcairns204 thats essentially me trying to rocket jump or use beggars bazooka

[@mroguretxs9651]

Yes. Beggars bazooka is a joke.

[@reakirk7624]

LITTERALY every Scout ever: Need a dispenser here! Also the Quick Fix, lore wise, was able to preform one ubercharge, period.

[@liquidsandwich1052]

So it got busted up after, with the medigun being an upgrade that can do it without breaking?

[@doorcf]

@@liquidsandwich1052 more that the medigun sacrificing healing speed to be able to do the overcharge safely

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

@@liquidsandwich1052 it a more stable version, as the quick fix is made with random shit like a blender

[@tremeschinion9420]

i really like beans

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

i thought the scout was also saying the quick fix lore at first

[@yaseminates6079]

Dane.... You talked about dispensers but you forgot your dispenser intro

[@fuzzymanb00b75]

Hassiktir doğru söyledin :D

[@littlerobbo07]

He used a different dispenser intro

[@floppa_whoppa9191]

Just like the frontier justice intro

[@VariousJnizzle]

Gasp

[@Theoilerupper]

Oof

[@snubcube]

How to play Engineer Step 1. Build sentries. Step 2. Please refer to step 1.

[@Kjajo]

Step 3. Repeat

[@doctorofskillz2932]

Step 4 do it again

[@sarantuyanansal7212]

Step 5 *GrAB A GuITAr*

[@sarunotaslt]

Step 7 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

[@dioxide39]

Step 9. Get stabbed by a spy and complains on the chat

[@dizzylilthing]

As a medic main, I adore dispensers. They're more helpful than most other classes in pubs.

[@boomeronet7888]

When an inanimate vending machine is more helpful in most situations than your coworkers wielding all kinds of firearms it is true

[@mpmcd8432]

Thank you medic main

[@codman09]

youre a what?

[@mariustan9275]

I wonder why people don't build these. Me I set up my dispenser first because it cna give me more metal to upgrade everything else.

[@brandongomez723]

Facts

[@Darkmoon67]

"The age old question on prom night: Where do I put it?" I fucking love you Dane.

[@TF2Scout..]

Lol

[@entertainme7523]

i don't get it

[@insertnamehere7228]

@@entertainme7523 after prom night, people lose their memory of how to eat, so they have to be retaught where to put the food.

[@shinydewott]

@@insertnamehere7228 doing a little trolling

[@TF2enjoyer-jm5jm]

@@entertainme7523 sex

[@Babasnake1]

I can imagine the looks you got holding that plush through the grocery store

[@alimomennasab108]

jayro boza lmfao

[@tackthewise6421]

jayro boza meme too

[@asquid774]

jayro boza I bet those same people only build sentries.

[@mynamijef9997]

jayro boza XD

[@stevanvisekruna7713]

GUYS watch my last video i found two hackers and i need you to find them and report them, because of cunts like those hackers TF2 will die, looks like Valve does not care about hackers, its on the community to save the game

[@playep.q3648]

2:57 the quick fix is the medic's original prototype of the stock medigun; after its first ubercharge in the meet the medic short, the quick fix was unstable enough to be damaged that it couldn't work anymore. the medic reverse engineered the quick fix to have its faster healing ubercharge attribute, and went on to develop the far more reliable and stable stock medigun this is real. it's in the lore

[@DinnerForkTongue]

blarcin Well good thing Ludwig then moved on to use the stock medigun's stable design to retrofit the Quick-Fix into a reliable item.

[@charlessolla7330]

nerd

[@DinnerForkTongue]

gaming works gamer And proud of it. 😎

[@charlessolla7330]

Oof

[@Weldedhodag]

oh my god *IT WAS A JOKE*

[@gratenbrecher609]

6:10 "And most people in TF2 are on a seafood diet, if they see food they kill it" - genius

[@justanaverageinternetuser2473]

''What makes me a good dispenser? If I were a bad dispenser I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?!''

[@dwacheopus]

Demoman's joke

[@dimsthedimwit600]

Engineer,why are you talking to a dispenser?

[@randomtexanguy9563]

@@dimsthedimwit600 I imagine Spy saying that

[@nickyto6200]

dispensers save lives, sentries get kills and teleporters win games-UNCLE DANE

[@zenninja10]

That quote is much older than Dane, like 2008.

[@theouterinn]

Today I learned that Dane is 9 years old

[@SunsetDashie]

After 9 years in development, we hope Dane was worth the wait. wat is my problem?

[@tyboy329]

9 months not years

[@uzunaruMelonness]

Dispensers also helps other engineers build other dispensers which save lives faster, upgrading sentries and teleporters faster that makes getting kills and winning games faster. So thank you dispensers!

[@julesedelweiss]

4:36 Wait a minute that's a mEdIuM aMmO pAcK iT dOeSn'T gIvE 200 mEtAl *I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my mind*

[@Arslan35]

Riot

[@helix2331]

@CoolDerp25 yes

[@thebulletbot3329]

Actually, engineers drop their metal count on death. So if you kill an engie with only 1 metal, if you pick up their medium ammo pack, you only get one metal. So it is totally possible to get 200 metal from a medium pack.

[@Arslan35]

@@thebulletbot3329 rlly

[@ethanblair981]

@@thebulletbot3329 nah bullshit

[@aquamarinerose5405]

"I mean, I'm not stranger to being satisfied sometimes" The mental image of a chibi Dispenser rubbing one out to a humanized version of itself is not a mental image I ever wanted in my life. But it is one that I am happy to have.

[@awhahoo]

what

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@awhahoo that happened in the video basically

[@awhahoo]

@@aquamarinerose5405 I looked at it closer and yeah. She kinda does look like a humanized dispenser

[@extrathings3981]

hol' up

[@baronbonk258]

@@awhahoo that’s because it is, it’s from a video that i can’t quite remember the name of but it’s basically a spy falling in love with a sentry that turned into a woman

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

meet the engie: "build 4 sentries and sit on your ass for the rest of the game" (don't even bother upgrading them all the way)

[@missingtexture1996]

3:30 “Entertaining and educational” *Starts hitting the tank with the fan-o-war*

[@frut_jooos]

Quality content at its finest

[@zizan2071]

Mmm 69 likes. I'mma ruin it.

[@LittleIdiot858]

Zizan you are like hitler, but even hitler cared about Germany or something

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

thats not entertaining. thats infuriating

[@BlindingLight]

I can say after today that the fan o war tank thing does work If you wait to fail the wave

[@gregtheflyingwhale6480]

Only uncle Dane could make a video about dispensers 15 MINUTES LONG

[@Tempe_]

And yet it's​ over all too soon

[@Fs-zo8ws]

Love is a long history

[@Gaming_______]

AND make it interesting all the way!

[@edgygigas]

7 minutes of it is filler lol *its like DBZ*

[@notfreeman6809]

and 18 seconds

[@HuneeBruh]

I _always_ make dispensers when i'm engineer, even if there's already one.

[@deejaydaniel4154]

lol

[@zepheniahdraws]

You're a good man, Thank you

[@Profile__1]

Coming back to this video, I wonder how different a majority of engineer players would be if the "Meet the Engineer" video showed him running his ass off, scrounging for metal/ammo, desperately balancing the construction of his buildings as his team is nowhere to be seen. He fights against Scouts, Spies, Demos, etc., BARELY able to keep himself and his buildings alive. It soon becomes too much for him to manage, but just in the nick of time his teleporter finally comes online and his team begins showing up to help him out. Personally I feel that the "turtling" style of the engi is so popular because the video itself encourages that sort of mentality, with Engineer literally sitting down doing nothing while his guns take care of the work. If the video showed him being more active and more realistically frantic as he tries to keep his buildings up, I think more players would've subconsciously started playing more aggressively.

[@mariustan9275]

Maybe have him at the end of fighting everything he sits on a pile of corpses playing a guitar.

[@arkle519]

I can confidently say that might have been what they intended because the tutorial teaches to put all of the buildings next to each other as well. The guitar-playin and calmly sitting reflects the turtle lifestyle of standing far behind the frontline, waiting for people to come to you and chillin with dispensers up the A$$

[@theshadowwalker8244]

This made me imagine lazypurples engineer video when he’s dealing out

[@Jayy5]

Fuck sentries. You matter to me, Mr. Dispenser. I always build you first.

[@tackthewise6421]

Jayy Me too

[@highwarchiefthales9625]

You can build a Sentry and a Dispenser if you build a Dispenser first, but you can only build a Sentry if you build the Sentry first, so you are correct at building the Dispenser first.

[@TurtleDude-cy9mw]

was that intro using a dispenser backpack! I need that!!!!

[@stargazer378]

I love dispensers, they have saved my life more times then I can count.

[@SunsetDashie]

my order is telly ent., depens., telly exit, and sentry.

[@evening_awning]

I could totally imagine dane walking around the supermarket with a camera and dispenser plushy

[@wattsonluvr]

Lmao same

[@paintrain3367]

Kept a dispenser up for 40 minutes on a 2fort server in the enemy fort, we had 3 heavies and basically spawncamped blu the entire game. The only blu thing that touched the bridge that game was their ragdolls

[@MatiasPlayerOne]

such a dirty move

[@boomeronet7888]

40 MINUTES WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE POOR BOYS

[@doororama8535]

They didn’t uber that entire time?

[@paintrain3367]

@@doororama8535 everyone wants to be ubered but no one wants to plant a tre- I mean play medic

[@doororama8535]

@@paintrain3367 as a medic main I feel insulted

[@peteydog1473]

2:58 There isn't a mistake in the medic video, it was intentional on the quickfixe's release page it states the ubercharge functionality shorted out after its first use

[@PumPuum]

Slight note: Quick Fix ubering on the Meet your medic video is because it was the first time being used. Then after that one use it broke and it no longer could uber, but just heal faster instead. If you see the weapon description you can see it says "prototype"

[@senorrandom438]

That also explains why it doesn't Uber the medic along with the heavy.

[@MrGrimmXM8]

Wasn't Medic's primary weapon also supposed to be the Stock Shotgun?

[@LiamMoffitt]

Ender Elements It did not have the model of the quickfix.

[@randomtexanguy9563]

@@Maestro_Gear Reading established lore and posting it is not being a nerd...

[@somepersononyoutube2781]

@@randomtexanguy9563 bro really deleted their comment

[@andrewli7423]

Actually, it's been stated that the Quick-Fix's Ubercharge shorted out after the first time it was used, meaning that directly after the Meet the Medic video, in which the Uber is used, the Quick-Fix never again was able to Uber.

[@zoeengland6823]

Andrew Li Also, the four sentries could mean four engies..

[@Andrew-ow6fq]

Andrew Li, no way, that's cool! Where did you learn this?

[@coffeetext]

Stanley the Grapefruit The TF2 Wiki, I believe.

[@capra-cabra7146]

Andrew Li Yeah, the Quick Fix was the medigun's original prototype, from which a new medigun (AKA, the stock medigun) was built afterwards with the intent of creating a functioning medigun that could withstand delivering consecutive ubers efficiently.

[@abigfatblob]

after some researching i think he got it from the 4th page of the uber update page on the official site. that's where i got it anyway.

[@okamida8359]

As a pyro main I can say that everytime I am on low health and I get saved by a dispenser I will just "I shall protect this dispenser with every cell of my being."

[@AVI-lh6rm]

came here a whole year later just to say nice profile pic bro

[@okamida8359]

@@AVI-lh6rm ho, thanks

[@gamingtoday1906]

came here 2 years later to say you have a cool pfp

[@okamida8359]

@@gamingtoday1906 damn, I'm not even a pyro main anymore, I'm a medic main

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

In your Quick-fix rant, there's an error. You typed "and" instead of "all" at one point, making that sentence confusing at first. This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake that you must fix immediately.

[@kerbonaut2059]

Even though said Quick Fix rant is actually wrong and the Ubercharge has been justified in lore as being the prototype Medigun that shorted out after the Meet the medic and was reverse engineered for Megaheal?

[@slved]

weird how the rockets didnt move the ubered heavy unless that was a combination of stock and quickfix uber??

[@stefandev4689]

Frankly, there is a grammatical error in your argument. We’re you said “This is a frustrating, and, quite frankly, disturbing mistake” you forgot to put an “a” in between “frankly” and “disturbing”. I suggest you seek out and fix this error immediately in order to make your point clearer.

[@foiledagain1914]

Should he

[@foiledagain1914]

Should he quick-fix it immediately?

[@Sercil00]

"don't put your dispenser ON TOP of a health pack or you can't pick them up" I sometimes like to do that to ammo packs or medpacks, if I don't think I will need them myself. It's a tiny hindrance to enemy spies but also enemy scouts/soldiers who step behind the front lines. If they want the health/ammo, they have to destroy your dispenser. This will alert you and possibly your team. They may also need to reload to do that. It may seem like no big deal to reload 2-3 shots, but if you're burning or retreating from a fight with low health, then having to destroy a dispenser before grabbing some health can be a huge problem. You're giving dispenser armor to a medpack.

[@rtwo_5070]

lmao

[@bobisnotaperson]

That's kinda smart

[@scissorsvessel9175]

You can pick up for a bit.

[@maximsavage]

You're also taking that medpack away from your teammates, though. It's gotta be quite the balancing act to figure out whether it's more likely to be useful than harmful.

[@Sercil00]

​@@maximsavage Not really, your own buildings only block you but your teammates can walk right through. At worst, you make it a little harder for them to see if the healthpack has already respawned, but they usually clip through the dispenser. People will usually pick it up just from running too close to the dispenser.

[@jacobicorpuz5493]

I love how the new first thing instead of meet the engineer when you search engineer TF2, it's how it FEELS to play engineer.

[@athan13590]

A.k.a. the worst ''how it FEELS to'' video. Lazy himself sucks at the class and makes common mistakes like building in the open, don't get me wrong, that is excepted from someone who claims to not like building characters and he is a great player. I'm just saying that it doesn't do any justice to its theme character and teaches new Engineers that Engineering sucks.

[@draconiclegends2007]

He's good enough for me

[@hamgoob]

@@athan13590 valid criticism?!?!?!? I’m angry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rod5943]

The search results also depend on what content you watch too i think.

[@GhostofFarta]

@@athan13590 I agree, learning to REALLY aim your shotgun and REALLY manage your buildings well is the best thing you can do, and extremely fun too.

[@turtleturtle9120]

I feel overwhelmingly lucky that I watched Tftubers way before I actually started playing TF2, even though I'm still crap at the game I at least know where to put a dispenser

[@thebaldpizzaman6319]

6:37 Bold of you to assume that they know that it heals

[@grumpytoadgaming9742]

Dane: "Hey wait, YOU CAN'T BUILD MORE THAN ONE SENTRY GUN" Me: * remembers that one disposable sentry flask from mvm * "I'm gonna give Dane a piece of my miNNnnddDDd!"

[@cragnorthegoblinking4269]

Hey wait, thats not a canteen! Im GoNnA gIvE GrUmPyToAdGaMiNg A pIeCe Of My MiNd!!!

[@KennyCoolestEver]

Hey Wait, with disposable sentry can only reach 2 sentries, not 4! I'm GoNnA GiVe gRuMpY ToAd gAmInG A PiEcE Of mY MiNd

[@AVI-lh6rm]

i have to say, "grumpy toad gaming" is one of the best usernames i've heard in a while. but it probably has to do with my bias on frogs and toads lol

[@Nemcat7]

Avi broke a potential chain, iM gOnNa gIvE aVi a PiEcE oF mY mInD!!..,!,!,.,!!?!!!!!!

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@Nemcat7 this chain only had around one update every month that's not a very good chain I'm GOnA gIvE NEmcAT A pIeCe oF mY MiNd

[@MegaJani]

8:23 That flying ammo box tho

[@mosio.2504]

Free ammo for that sniper dancing while sniping IN EVERY BORNEO MATCH I PLAY

[@green3814]

that flying ammo box did a sick jump

[@user-rt8kc4kg7e]

T H I C C

[@aperson4287]

Dispensers have, in my opinion, the best design of any of the Engineers tools. Including all of his weapons. It looks like Engie stole some Pac-Man cabinet and some 50s car parts and made a tiny vending machine of death.

[@Blobby90]

"The age old prom night question... Where do I put it?" Uncle Dane...

[@bog0bones]

Shoutout to Dane for not only making an informative video but also making it VISUALLY interesting. He could've easily made all his points while talking over some random gameplay, but instead he went out of his way to put little animations, clever camera cuts, and funny replays in the video to demonstrate his points better. Nice work.

[@taste5728]

I seriously want to cosplay as a dispenser Not an engineer A dispenser, i would scream "WWWWHHHOOOSSSHHHH" and make a healing glow for my teammates

[@poyopoyo4619]

Giving out bandages and nerf bullets to people while going past them.

[@jackglennon939]

Use a fan for the noise, and a torch (or flashlight if you're American) for the light.

[@John4Dragon]

Jack Glennon fan?

[@BigJay_]

Taste Then you bring sandwiches with you, and when someone passes by you you give them one

[@hleghe810]

Taste pic pls

[@jimboleparrot1299]

You never realize you miss something till it's not built 😔

[@Fluxuation]

Engie used to actually be able to use 4 sentries. Imagine.

[@Dan_too]

oh god

[@shookengie370]

Scary

[@deltacee9751]

the weakest texan

[@lopezgonzalezfrancisco4731]

Take that concept and take it to thoose 5 engineers turtling on badwater last point...

[@6letterss]

The best thing about good dispenser placement is beating all the medics in healing done at the end

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

judging by the average pub medic's "very high" skill level I think you could beat them in healing done by eating about 2.4 sandviches

[@myar4931]

As a pub medic main who takes pride in always having top heals, that would hurt my pride a good deal...

[@nohandlesplease]

Really, it depends on how confident the medic is, a good medic simply cannot be topped by a dispenser. An average Pub medic can be topped by the Pretty Boys Pocket Pistol.

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

Not a thief You see them shooting at sentries with the needle gun. Also they don't know how to deal with the trajectory of the needles so they treat it like an hitscan weapon only to make those needles fall into the ground some meters in front of them

[@ahmedsalih7287]

YES

[@TheSpartaRemixers]

But wait a minute... Scout can't dodge SENTRY'S BULLETS! In meet the Scout. :v

[@isuccblocks999]

In meet the scout it was a level 1 sentry and a good scout can doge the bullets

[@Land07]

Treyzer You still can't dodge a level 1 at a distance lmao

[@JustSomeRandomPrick]

I'm pretty sure that's the Heavy firing his gun

[@beeninja2539]

The Sparta Remixers technically he can it’s just stupid hard. If he circles the sentry it can’t spin fast Enough to shoot him.

[@girf4233]

Well not really, when scout starts running the sentry has changed for a firing heavy...

[@Neo2266.]

I love how you changed the dispenser’s face for those 2 seconds when he’s “satisfied”

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Also a new meme tf2 character is a thing. Dispenser lady, first Mimi sentry and now this. Wth 😂

[@johnsharle9011]

11:57 Nono, your teammates will be able to pick it up, but the enemy, and you won't be able too. That's completely worth it.

[@questionmarc8]

He said "you" which means the builder in this context

[@johnsharle9011]

@@questionmarc8 I know? Did you read the comment?

[@questionmarc8]

@@johnsharle9011You said "no" twice which means you said disagreed to both things one of which being a fact

[@johnsharle9011]

@@questionmarc8 I said "no no" as a figure of speech, not disagreeing with my first no. But you already knew that.

[@questionmarc8]

@@johnsharle9011I meant you were disagreeing with both of the things he said

[@bioluminescentbro179]

5:24 The famous prom night question "WHERE DO I PUT IT?" THIS OVAL HOLE OF THIS TINY WHOLE? OR MABYE THIS THING HERE?

[@tygonmaster]

Just Chill Duct tape turns "No" into "Mphhh!". Wait...shit Pryo is into some kinky stuff.

[@africa7851]

Lugeer yes

[@mixinthebisquic1238]

Yeet straight into the tiny play it safe

[@phillipthebassist2348]

Woah woah woah!

[@renno2679]

How do you misspell something you got right the first time

[@happysedits]

Hey look buddy, I'm a dispenser.. That means I give you health and ammo.. Not to the enemies, but to heavies screaming ''Poot dispenser here!'' because that would fall within the perview of your conundrums of philosophy.

[@happysedits]

Also, great video, Dane!

[@edwii]

eyy its Burny my favorite dank memer xD

[@Wakwise]

Oh shoot its Burny!

[@SirBrut]

Burny | Happys Edits | TF2. you are a genius sir

[@sirquifilous6276]

It took me to long to see the quote there...

[@VGamingJunkie]

Gunslinger Engies, Sometimes: Oh yeah, dispensers and teleporters DO still exist.

[@hadestheking9341]

13:00 soldier be creepin

[@stastus9433]

Teleporters: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@mosio.2504]

I have flashback of a demoman who destroyed my teleporter I put on the top of tower of Highertower

[@caber3892]

Meanwhile in meet the demoman, Wait a minute... PILLS DON'T INSTANTLY EXPLODE IF THEY BOUNCE OFF THE GROUND! A'm gonnta geev valve ah piece o' my mind...

[@blitzkrieg7353]

YOU CANT DETONATE STICKIES WHILE TAUNTING AND IM ANGRY CUZ I WANTED TO LOOK COOL REEEEEE!!!!1

[@Coryn02]

Scout can't dodge a Sentry's bullets, either.

[@blitzkrieg7353]

@@Coryn02 actually he wasnt dodging the sentry's bullets but heavy's minigun bullets

[@chewtag]

not to mention sentries cannot target nor destroy pills shot at it

[@xquo2714]

that one has a disclaimer

[@TheRealModernDuck]

I just got the "Where do I put it?" question at 5:20. You got me Dane, you got me good.

[@jakegamefornut1739]

I just understood it

[@ananmaysahu4563]

just imagine dane sitting on the road with his phone or camera just pointing at a dispenser plushie.

[@FinnKid1]

Watch the video. Get motivated to actually do good in the game with engie. Do terrible. Try training. Do terrible. Close TF2, leave it alone for a few days. Repeat.

[@alexanderstilianov]

Play a different class Do great Love it Start maining it

[@gibuswagen4470]

literally my tf2 life. Watch a guide,learn from the guide and play tf2. Do atrocious,get upset

[@allenholloway5109]

This is me but with Spy.

[@rarehyrda8703]

BUT UNCLE DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

[@katatonikbliss]

The important part is to not give up, and constantly improve at classes you're bad at... ...or just go pyro and get easy frags on most classes.

[@WeTheEast]

9:53 Uncle Dane: social distancing dispensers since 2017.

[@mosio.2504]

XD

[@anoldradio]

I remember in a capture the flag match there was like 6 engineers including me so we set up in the bottom floor (it was in the 2forts map) with a ton of dispensers and sentries. It was very accessible as that’s where we held the line. We calculated the splash range and distanced them so the sentries were hiding in the choke while the dispensers were in cover and enough to be a mini base. Definitely my best engine moment in tf2

[@arise_femto]

"age old prom night question, where do i put it?" was absolutely fucking genius

[@yrovas9277]

6:06 *THAT DISPENSER IS A SPY!*

[@crazical286]

Dispensers sappin my spy!

[@CursesMays]

Dispenser healing ma saper !

[@theenation1126]

Sapper spy my dispenser!

[@sonictheporcipine]

But the real question is.... DID YOU GET KICKED?!!!!!

[@deadlyslayer2509]

No

[@prankest7440]

He was being cool in a no cool dudes zone, guessing he’s running from the cops

[@cheryl9809]

Sonictheporcipine the description...

[@nikolasbananaguyy]

"Where do I put it?" -Uncle Dane 2017

[@willtheoct]

Addendum to 11:20 - put your dispenser ON the health pack, so that enemies can't take it but your teammates can. Some soldiers and demos will die breaking it. Bonus if a sentry is nearby. It also lets your teammates avoid choosing between dispenser or hp, instead getting the best of both. Dane says you can't pick it up, but that's only during building, while placement is done in half the time. If you can afford this amount of time, put it on the hp and when you need the hp, pick up dispenser, grab hp, put it back

[@brycecai2749]

To: Eric Smith From: tf2fan2002 Subject: DISTURBING MISTAKE IN THE MEET THE MEDIC VIDEO I regret to inform you that there is a terrible mistake in your Meet The Medic video. The medic uses a QUICK-FIX in order to grant invulnerability to the Heavy Weapons Guy, but ACTUALLY in-game the Quick-Fix only increases the healing rate to 300% and removes and movement impairing effects for the duration of the charge! I hope you take action to correct this awful and frankly disturbing mistake very soon, because it is very misleading and I hate it so much that I want to die.

[@brycecai2749]

To: Eric Smith From: tf2fan2002 Subject: MISTAKE DISCOVERED IN MEET THE ENGINEER (DO NOT IGNORE) Okay, so now this is just getting ridiculous, Valve. First, you take away all of the epic troll Engie spots on Upward where you can build a teleporter under the ground, then you take away QUICKPLAY (I know we said we hated it back when it replaced the server browser, but NOW we f*cking love it). THEN I find this disturbing, awful mistake in your Meet the Engineer video: in this video, the Engineer is able to build MULTIPLE SENTRY GUNS AT ONCE. THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE IN-GAME, VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@raffihakim278]

Bryce Cai Its possible to Build More than 1 Sentries.

[@stellarfox5869]

+heck yeah alright show me how you can build more than one sentry.

[@raffihakim278]

Alessio Fantini console command build

[@pozitivv8702]

+heck yeah ok m8 now go to casual game and place like 4 sentries on choke points.

[@kingsizedmidget7294]

"That old prom night question: Where do I put it?" Dane there are children watching you sicko

[@neonity9248]

To be fair, children shouldn't be playing tf2

[@kingsizedmidget7294]

i know i love Dane, it was a joke

[@pootisdispenser241]

Neonity sh*t.

[@stiel6050]

Fuck the Children Not in the pedo way

[@brodieadams6963]

You sure?

[@Whydidtheychangeittohandlesnow]

This video is a perfect balance of useful information and hilarious commentary. A truly perfect video.

[@CHILLIN2540]

"I'm no stranger to being satisfied from time to time"

[@mass3760]

But Uncle Dááááne...... never stops being funny

[@springtrapthebunny1349]

Mass MEDIC

[@seb1247]

Mass MEDIC!

[@TrevorTrunks71]

Mass MEDIC!

[@sorbet7216]

Mass MEDIC!

[@beans9455]

So This is what I got from this Put a dispenser On the battle

[@jakebeansboy3755]

Pootispenser here

[@usernametaken017]

behind a wall

[@zackerynewman2627]

This video is a masterpiece. I haven't played tf2 in months and I still wanted to watch this again.

[@Blobby90]

I love this video. It's a darn guide video and I keep watching it. Entertaining and educational!

[@pikalop]

I can just imagine this guy walking around in public with a dispenser plush and recording it.

[@tall_prince]

I would just love to see that happen irl Just this random guy making a popular video in your street

[@willowdrakon]

"The third most reliable form of healing, the dispenser" Sad pootis hoovy sandvich noises

[@7GamesUnlimited7]

Well the sandwitch isnt as reliable as a dispenser hoovy can be the 4th more reliable form of healing :p

[@willowdrakon]

@@7GamesUnlimited7 Hell no it isnt. That comment was meant to be a joke.

[@WeeTheGee]

First reliable form of healing is the medic. What’s the 2nd ?

[@willowdrakon]

@@WeeTheGee im pretty sure Uncle Dane meant health packs

[@WeeTheGee]

Willowdrakon maybe, maybe

[@pyrosen]

This was actually really helpful! Thanks, man!

[@lonewolfmansur]

Thanks for all the tips my engi plays have improved drasticly.

[@user-oc1rv1lg8t]

6:44 king raja is a OP complainer

[@d1mensi0n70]

Aref Dahabreh you mean Ring Kaja

[@MadamWarper]

That was the greatest part of this

[@exxelsetijadi5348]

Angkel den

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

The more I watch his videos the greater Indian accent becomes in my eyes.

[@dioxide39]

T-Series in TF2 world. But better than in the real world

[@Omnywrench]

"Does this mean I get to build a dispenser now?" Oh no! You can't build a dispenser without first understanding the phrase... TURD! "TURD?" Once you understand "TURD", you'll understand your place in the team. But what does TURD mean? It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely: Teammates Usually Request Dispensers "Ahh, TURD!" Looks like Engie understands TURD! Here's a typical Heavy. I wonder what he wants! Well if we just remember TURD, we can figure it out! "ENGINEER!" Do you think he's going to order A: A sandvich, B: an expensive hat, or C: a dispenser? "POOT DISPENSER HERE!" Ah, TURD, you never let us down!

[@willpatton8548]

No one uses my dispenser they just run all the way back to spawn

[@sud1881]

This is genius how did you come up with this?

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

Using this video I got a "nice dispenser placement engie" in the voice chat. Thanks Dane

[@legogonkdroid3630]

The dispenser plush is no longer available and now I am depressed for the rest of my life

[@Arleharm]

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for making this video. I’m usually playing as DefencePyro or PyroBro, and I'm sooo tired of pub engies who never build anything but sentries and whine on me for “taking their metal”. I even did a spraypaint poster to remind them of dispensers (it's a shame that Valve servers now have spraypaints disabled by default). So, I really hope to see more of this handy buildings in pub games in future.

[@moreau3757]

Irvitzer the Toy Soldier what was the spray?

[@strollas]

phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@Arleharm]

@Ben moreau: nothing really special: fav.me/d9rbjr6

[@vpe1541]

Irvitzer the Toy Soldier Pybro*

[@njo191]

You are a credit to the team!

[@moickjs2975]

Whoa that music reminds me of: “Initiate an accelerated back-hop towards a ramped surface behind you”

[@brunoc.g.6654]

Ah yes, D E S I N C

[@user-jx2dc1oc3k]

I went through another meet the series bingewatch and this automatically played for the next video

[@e2b265]

Imagine how cool it would have been if Meet the Engineer showed the Engineer actually building stuff, a cinematic version of those cool building animations, and maybe elaborating on how they fit in the small box or something.

[@BlueBerry_3]

this was released almost 3 years ago and for me it still feels like it was released a week ago

[@spore214]

the age old prom night question: Where do i put it?

[@purpleice2343]

Where your team is and not up your ass, thanks.

[@Ghoffman91]

Close to the front without being exposed to enemy attacks or exposing your teammates to attacks while using it. If you got a rescue ranger you do not need to shove it up your ass to get metal when you need it to fix the sentry gun. If my metal is running low I take out the rescue ranger and continue repairing it with the metal I have left as I retreat to the dispenser. I continue repairing as needed from afar while I am filling metal at the dispenser and then switch back to my wrench when I run back to the sentry gun with max metal. Of course its vital you keep the rescue ranger fully loaded at all times, take every opportunity you can to reload when the enemy team temporarily ceases attacking the sentry. More inexperienced engies tend to forget to reload it when they are done using it for the moment, and then end up shit creek without a paddle when they need to use it for a quick save only to find the thing is empty and cannot fire.

[@TheeGreenguy]

Way too good lol

[@WaterDroplet02]

obver der

[@SeriousApache]

pootis spenser here

[@thenotsogreatintelligencei1425]

ill be honest, I play engineer a lot and just never thought of the idea of putting the dispenser in the front lines, i guess I always thought some random flying heavy/demo would take it out. this will probably significantly improve my assistance to the team. thanks!

[@Joshua-wo2ey]

I played this game so much as a kid and mained Engineer but I hardly ever bothered with anything but sentries. I really think you’re right about the meet the team videos being almost like guides. Of course I was bad with every class, but engineer was the only one I was playing completely wrong

[@bromanr7209]

HEY HE'S USING A FLARE GUN IN MEET THE PYRO

[@adwans1491]

alej florestal YOU ARE A REALLY FAST THINKER

[@AFXffs772]

ITS ACTUALLY A SCORCH SHOT

[@niksin9941]

DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT A SHOTGUN DOES, STUPID?

[@PantsYT]

IT'S A FREAKING SCORCH SHOT

[@brianangeli4378]

1. No duh 2. A shotgun doesn’t fit the pyro’s character in the video 3. Scorch shot

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

"Age old prom-night question: where do I put it?" wowee

[@OlWest05]

“He’s calm collect and cool” Engineer: I JUST BEAT YOUR SNEAKY ASS LIKE A MULE

[@Spungs]

I love how you just brought back Ring Kaja after 2 years. And it is still funny

[@thenamesgames6393]

Tfw you build dispenser on a smart point to support your team but then nobody uses it. Afterwards, you die and your toys get raped by the allmighty sphee, you politly say to the chat: "why did no one use my dispenser? It was right under your noses in that corner." Then, the shitstorm begins. First, soldiers start to take your metal. Then medic refuses to heal you. Scouts steal your health packs. Gibus engineers start building teleporters right next to your sentry. You fall to deppression and change to demo and start fighting alcoholism. Finally, you give up. You change to the only class you are good at exept the engineer, the tryhard pubscout. Then, the lime begins. And that kids, is how lime scouts are born. Dont let the haters get the use on. Dont elt your team bully you like they do. Save a p2p engi today by using his dispenser.

[@clonewarrior1999]

TheNamesGames What does tfw mean?

[@thenamesgames6393]

Kermit the Frog's Stepson that feel when

[@TrovaoSmasher]

Kermit the Frog's Stepson the feeling when

[@jimwormmaster]

....lime scout? Wha?

[@bagen3268]

Soldiers can't take metal from dispensers are you high

[@TheRealReem0h]

Isn´t it funny that, in a video about dispensers, Uncle Dane doesn´t show his intro, of which he builds a dispenser in possibly the worst place ever. Just me?

[@assassinhit8133]

Reem0h maybe

[@daniboy2709]

this video has helped me save so many lives

[@finalstarman7361]

Thank you so much for this video I watched this a while ago and the tips helped so much