Cassandra Goth's goth shop

[@chantalalmonte]

I love how Kristen Singles is always the first one to arrive😂

[@theexcellent2772]

That is because she is absolutely stunnin'

[@Persephiroth]

An icon

[@corentinbignossi572]

She is an icon, she has to be present on every gorgeous places 💁🏻‍♀️

[@petricorey]

s h e s e v e r y w h e r e

[@stephenpmurphy591]

She's a tart prancing around town like she's a three dimensional character. Yes, it's true she's stunningly gorgeous. Yes this is happening. Yes it's happening.

[@butterchickengarlicnaan]

“Yes, this dress is from h&m”

[@TheNithal]

Casual Drag Race UK reference

[@liliyurch2511]

The H&M Stuff Pack honestly slapped though

[@LitrlyMeowtooth]

I read smh

[@liliyurch2511]

@Jooles full circle 😂

[@brandicunningham7243]

"I don't wanna see *any fucking* H&M!!.."

[@WillowTitov]

Giant Baby Susie was born as a Joy Despret, but she ran away as a baby. Through such strong determination and refusal to ever be a Joy Despret, she just never aged up, changed her name, and lives as Giant Baby Susie now. Better a Giant Baby than a Joy Despret, yes, that's happening.

[@xdjmakina]

Omg

[@m0rdefine]

lmao

[@geraldinelewis8314]

Sounds legit to me

[@kovenniawilliams3213]

I am shook!

[@MrStarrzo]

"dina caliente decided to steal the goth fortune" *looks at the 411751 simoleons on cassandra's bank account* wow she sold a lot of candles we love a business queen

[@spicychicken9163]

@@thedopeexperiment Umm...

[@thedopeexperiment]

@@spicychicken9163 pffffft. I mustve fell asleep on my phone ahaha sorry! Mad embarrassing lol

[@spicychicken9163]

@@thedopeexperiment Lmao

[@thedopeexperiment]

@@spicychicken9163 xD woopsie lol

[@princessjellyfish98]

I MUST hear the backstory of the beef between giant baby susie and joy despret

[@Nihilist_Porcupine]

I miss how in the Sims 2 running a business just worked and made sense. And you could have a home business... live over a restaurant or a shop or whatever. It's such a buggy mess in the Sims 4 and they vastly reduced the scope.

[@miniyggdrasil4952]

PC players have it so good. All you need to do is download a mod for improvements. ;_;

[@indiafox5786]

I have a vet clinic in the sims 4 and it's horrible.

[@theskinniestbitchalive702]

How do u get the sims 2

[@LolaOpheliac]

@@theskinniestbitchalive702 Games4theWorld

[@le96g]

This group of metal employees could have their own netflix show and I'd binge watch it

[@CocoaHerBeansness]

yeah but anyone could have their own Netflix show and we'd binge-watch it. Because we're sheep.

[@poisonapple6138]

Can't believe Cassandra Goth, Death Star Employee, Angry Birds 2, Bats Employee, and Goth Joy Despret invented Hot Topic

[@Crunchyasf]

Lol I feel like this was such a missed opporunity for Liquorice Black to make an appearance 🙈🙈

[@charlielauenborg5087]

Ok but Juno's storytelling is the best. I am more invested in this than I've ever been in a TV show.

[@SimSkeleton]

Hot Topic who? I don't know her. I only know Cassandra Goth's Goth Shop. 🖤

[@user89076]

Snot Topic hasn't even sold anything goth since 2005. Just a typical emo/pop culture mall chain now. It's good to know Cassandra Goth's Goth Shop stayed true to their roots.

[@NEMOBeatrice]

Hot Topic is about to go out of business, lol.

[@appleuwumer]

@@user89076 lol not true, and it's called Hot Topic for a reason, they just sell what's popular 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@autistits]

@@user89076most goth stuff in hottopic is just the cure shirts atp

[@Aman-mf2ml]

Juno: -I WiLl ReMaiN FUmIng EA: *yes that's happening*

[@Hoclem]

EA: so.. you wan't more microtransactions? Introducing SimCash! Wait, we did that? Oh... SimCoin!...when? Sims 3? Oh. Nevermind! Introducing SimATM! Hook it directly to your bank to buy each piece of in-game furniture with your own money! This is what everyone wanted!

[@FaeQueenCory]

@@Hoclem you forgot that toddlers are pay gated too.

[@lj3794]

I don't get the edit? Why are you thanking people? Is your life complete now? Just asking for a friend...... and 😑

[@Aman-mf2ml]

@@lj3794 what? Pardon?👀👄👀

[@summary9391]

This is the first time seeing Juno’s hands without gloves and I don’t know how to feel

[@lianemunger6056]

I love the tattoo on the forearm!

[@blackstrawberry8923]

😱🤯

[@MaryBluePL]

Omg, I didn't even notice XD

[@etiennemarquis28]

Don't be silly! She clearly covered up her yellow marigolds with a human skin gloves!!

[@summary9391]

@@etiennemarquis28 Living for this!!! how could I have been so stupid 😂

[@andreanae]

The people who are thrown in the hole re-emerge as Joy Desprets

[@laurenconklin1572]

must feed the beast

[@ryankeran1831]

Seal the hole

[@nsalegit9482]

Brb gonna change the ending to horror of amigara fault to people just being turned into joy desprets.

[@JeremyMYG]

Pumpkin man: **burning alive** Juno: **casually talking about whether or not she has eaten roasted pumpkin**

[@SamAsm367]

Roasted pumpkin is delicious👍🏾

[@FaeQueenCory]

"I just really want them to make The Sims 5... As The Sims 2. Just remaster The Sims 2." Nothing truer has ever been said.

[@mewletter]

Sadly, this is EA we're dealing with. At least hope the next Sims game won't end up like Anthem ☠️

[@NoteToLoser]

Okay but hear me out... Storylines, lore, quirkiness, and world building of Sims 2; open world of Sims 3; create a sim of Sims 4... and maybe a touch of the absolute ludicrous weirdness of Sims 1. And also make it properly optimised so it runs smoothly!

[@Cuevassnokie]

She's a True Queen 👑

[@flamingo2946]

Kristen singles is such a queen. She's always reinventing herself and she does it flawlessly each time

[@dr.herbert7336]

“Giant Baby Susie has arrived!” 😂😂

[@virgilwatkins552]

when death star employee ran away from her responsibilities i felt that

[@louisprizzi6652]

Giant Baby Susie is basically just Trixie Mattel testing lipstick formulas

[@eamcims27]

Juno’s intro makes me so happy

[@jennahinckley8216]

"yes, this dress is from h&m" juno you know you can't say that aloud you'll alert the frackers

[@rizwan1992100]

Im howling 😂

[@simonkristofer7985]

I'm a simple man.. It's Juno Birch, I clicked CAUSE SHE'S A STUNNING QUEEN, YESSSS THAT'S HAPPENING!

[@CarmillaLaVampira]

I love you, You help me to overcome the depression that sometimes comes to me without warning, and I think it is the fact that I understand all your references for being almost the same age, and for love for the sims 2 maybe for the same reason? 😘. I just know I want to say thank you, I see your videos thousands of times, I can never get enough of you, thank you! 🌹💖

[@andyhoover5049]

I can’t with the name “ANGRY BIRDS 2” omg 😂😂😂😂

[@kittygrunt]

Thankyou Juno for posting, it makes me verryyyy happyyyy, yes it is x

[@gustavodelgado5716]

Okay, why did Kristen Singles end up with Trixie Mattel-style makeup? LOVE THESE QUEENS

[@brittany8530]

“Oh I think my balls just dropped then, just kidding I haven’t got any” 😂😂 I am dying. I love Juno

[@ws5884]

3:44 Cassandra avenged all unsatisfied customers in Kristen’s salon

[@whatevrcake2891]

me: *about to go to sleep* *sees Juno Birch uploaded a new vid* "WHAT IS SLEEP ANYWAY, JUNO'S VIDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT"

[@RebelwheelsNYCShow]

Every time I hear her talking the joy desperats and how she must burn their house down, my brain starts playing WAP "There's some joys in this house, there's some joy's in this house" and imagines the more sadistic sims version that only Juno Birch could come up with lol

[@alfiebramley3452]

the lil section at home where darren dreamer and gretle are shown was so heartwarming though

[@galadie9818]

At this point, I think Kristen Singles is my favourite character of this series. Just so iconic.

[@shyhistorian]

Juno: “and the babies got taken away.” Also Juno: -gets Cassandra pregnant again-

[@sillysoz]

Ahhh, I love all your ideas in your game! Mine seems so vanilla compared to the antics in yours. I think I need to embrace businesses more as a start... love this!

[@charlotte28518]

I just can't get out of my head how much giant baby susie looks like Trixie Mattel out of drag (Brian) 💀

[@abip795]

Juno Birch moshing is making me die 🤣 thank you for that snippet

[@daddysangeljetta]

You know you married the right man when you come home from a complete shit day at work and he tells you Juno uploaded everything is going to be ok

[@Satrina777]

Giant Baby Susie is my favorite character in this universe. You should do an episode about her life, she's a legend.

[@FanBoi1999]

This is the best sims series I've been loving a lot. I need a lot of serotonin to keep me up on schoolwork. Thanks for the comedy and pure queen Juno Birch!!!

[@bonemeringue9464]

"She was left with no option but to open her own business" Me doing onlyfans for crisp money

[@Trinity_505]

@@cannibalmutilation3911 imagine assuming this person is desperate, but moreover even if that’s true, imagine blaming an individual and not a flawed system that only caters to a specific personality archetype lollll

[@Hoclem]

​@@cannibalmutilation3911 *Despret

[@Yaspis]

@@cannibalmutilation3911 imagine being this much of a turnip

[@user-kh8kz4ck3z]

@@cannibalmutilation3911 imagine being so dense you can't get a joke. Oh wait. You don't have to imagine.

[@graciekattan6618]

This coming from someone with a name like “Cannibalmutilation” ... I wouldn’t be talking. You need serious therapy

[@sarij3950]

Juno, you are a lifesaver. I've been having a crappy day but seeing you upload brightens it.

[@TaimiAbarca]

I just absolutely love watching you, speak, play, your makeup, I'm forever staying QUEEN

[@luisvillegas7290]

I NEED joy despret vs gigant baby drama asap lmaoooo

[@watever__forever]

A new Juno Sims 2 video...YES THAT'S HAPPENING ALSO THE RETURN OF GIANT BABY SUSIE?? Today is a blessed day

[@PinkMusia08]

Definitely need to see more of Giant baby susie, its hilarious 😂

[@sarahwatkins1723]

Words I love hearing Juno say: gorgeous, make-up, pause, stunning, yes that’s happening!

[@gabrielsouza8480]

Juno: Dina has STOLEN all the Goth fortune. Family funds: no she hasn't

[@annarowe8209]

Omg Beau Broke and Gretel Goth!!! Yes please!!! Iconically Iconic!!!!

[@fuuuckuuu1]

yesterday I had a marathon of Juno birch sims videos and was dreaming of the next upload. thank youuuu junooooo

[@VermillionBird]

Alan the ogre looks like creature of the black lagoon, absolutely love it

[@SarAnna2195]

Yes, we need the Sims 2 Ultimate Collection back on Origin!!!!

[@mikaylawahl1889]

Your videos always capture how fun it truly is to play the sims 2. Every time I watch your videos, I want to go and play the game after!

[@KittiWithKatana]

The perfect sims 5 game is sims 2 with sims 4 graphics and sims 3's open world.

[@cerodriz]

S4 is all rubber cartony textures. S2 and s3 were better. S4 lighting is improved tho.

[@KH0LRA]

Personal Take: - Sims 2 lore, complexities, easy business and scripted moments - Sims 3 open world, Generations Gameplay, CAS/Build Mode Customization - Sims 4 build mode and toddlers, mold like CAS and ability to make more diverse sims (crossdressers, and different body types) Extra: -Simplified memories -NRAAS / MCCC tier level of control on Sims, Townies and entire towns -Excellent optimization capable for even lower end set-ups - Art direction that would make graphics not too cartoonish, not too realistic but like tbh a lot of Sims 2+3 together would already be good enough if I had to lower my expectations.

[@kylem519]

sims 2 being taken off origin is why i am so happy i bought the sims2 deluxe from the mac app store when it was available years ago...you relaunched my sims obsession and idk what i would do without sims2!!! sims 4 can suck an egg, and sims 3 wont work on my new lap top so here :) we :) are :) just playing sims 2 until I die

[@deadlemon_2500]

as a goth this is fucking hilarious

[@LoveTracey]

- Pumpkin guy burns alive - Juno: "I've never had roasted pumpkin, is it nice?" 🎃 Iconic. 😂😂😂

[@ThereGoesKitty]

Imagine you're on a blind date and he tells you his name is Angry birds 2

[@johncorns2600]

I love the goth family so much and every one of the people in the family are so stunning ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@psicopataxo]

What made this so interesting to watch is trying to keep up with the thorough character descriptions! 👏🤣🤣💛

[@toxicsweets6102]

I've watched so many different creators who have play The Sims, and I have to say Juno is the most entertaining out of the ones I have watched. Juno is my favorite. Yes that's happening. ❤❤❤

[@RhiannonJasmine]

Yes this is happening we’ve been waiting for so long!

[@babayaga2054]

juno birch sims stuff pack when

[@canettiz]

This channel gave me back the joy of living that I lost throughout 2020 and 2021. I am so happy to have found it. It has even changed the way I play The Sims. Nothing satisfied me and I was always thinking about getting some CC but my notebook would not take it so I was frustrated. Now I think everything is gorgeous and stunning and iconic. Seriously, thank you Juno for taking the time to bring content to people around the world, for making people laugh and feel lighter during these horrible times that we are living in. Also, you are so STUNNING. Now I want a PAUSE hoodie to show the world that I am aware of the existence of this iconic queen Juno Birch (but the dollar is sky-high due to the fact that I live in a country that is ruined and broken so I cannot buy it now because I am ruined and broken just like my horrible country, which is Brazil, somebody get me out of here).

[@t.mutabilis2497]

oh wow a fellow brazilian. stunning. entendo exatamente o que vc tá dizendo e ♡ ah, e sobre o merch, talvez commissionar de artistas br funcione melhor pra vc? c:

[@RainbxwColorz]

I adore your sims content so much 😭🖤🖤🖤 all your content is *absolutely stunning*, sims videos really hug my heart and warm my soul 💚👽💚

[@thebakingpomegranate6295]

I forgot to bring headphones to listen to this in college, so I'm determined to lip-read this (and no, I'm not putting on auto-generated subtitles) 😁

[@missbraindamage]

just play it loud n proud

[@aseathompson]

Was anyone else emotionally invested in the Pumpkin Man or was it just me? 💀💀💀

[@LivviVoodoo]

Just wanna say that your videos are my go to comfort videos. Your theme song literally makes my heart warm and so does your sense of humour. You're awesome and thank you for making videos that make me happy and I'm sure so many others!

[@jule4098]

Kisten Singles looks so good in this trixi mattel makeup look 🤣

[@fernw8001]

Joy Desperate? More like Joy Division.

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Love will tear us apart, theirs a taste in my mouth as despartion takes hold. Then after a shocking tragedy we received. New Order. Bloody hell Joy Division was damn good.

[@AlreadyHavingAStroke]

Died at this one.

[@kelseyjaffer]

ugh i’m so proud of you and this lovely comment

[@bubbajiff]

ICONIC. This video made me laugh so hard, love you Juno!!!

[@blgillb1]

Playing Sims to join the Goth's right after this, yes thats happening.

[@yanomanches1375]

I love your videos please never stop! You inspire me in soo many ways.

[@JessiTheBestiGaming]

Ma'am, I am having Juno withdrawals.

[@kasianightingale1968]

Saaaaame

[@harryfoster9713]

Ok but am I the only one who hears Juno saying “Yes, today” as “Yesterday”?

[@kelseyjaffer]

i think this every time!

[@Akobish]

Me too! 😅

[@delrosarioftw]

hi i got my juno birch tote (the groceries one) and I am so pleased I like the material it's good quality canvas and the cotton candy pink color is a nice touch but the design is so stunning i work at a grocery store and i feel like an alien in a strange environment sometimes so i just want to thank you, you make me feel good about being different

[@Bleachigo66]

juno is one of those creators I literally don't know what I did on this platform before I found them 🙏

[@glossysky.e]

I can’t fathom how happy your intro song makes me, I just bop my lil head and smile like a lil kid, it’s absolutely stunnin

[@honeybunchesb23]

Juno I love your videos. It's so awesome to see a Queen as yourself so "into" the sims community. Love it!

[@yousillypandagaming]

You're so fun to watch. I haven't played sims 2 in ages--and it truly is the best game ever made! Sending you loads of love. You're fantastic. 💜

[@ben-rodell]

Throwing a request into the ether that Juno plays the OG sims, to complete the set. You wanted crazy? Well you got it now.

[@RebeckerAnn]

This is the only thing bringing me joy today, yes that’s happening, what a stunning human bean. Thank you Juno Birch!

[@BirchTree66]

“Getting on like a Joy Despret house on fire” is now my new favourite saying.

[@DSnapshot]

The thing I love about TS4 is that you can customize your body. And I love me some big booty 😂 but S2? The most iconic!

[@cerodriz]

Yes. Thats by far the only big feature of s4, everything else is just meh..

[@maggiedemko5334]

two months since a sims video. am starving

[@craiyg______xtinaswigmaria6471]

Do you think she will upload more sims content or no because lockdown ended in the uk?😭😭

[@jjaaaiimmmee]

kristen singles new look has her nose absolutely snatched non existent

[@stephtheundertaker]

The love/hate relationship for Miss Joy Despret gives me life.

[@covergirl7110]

Kristen Singles makeup reminds me of Trixie Mattel lolll

[@ghostangel333]

Qween Juno, thank you for continuing to show us how The Sims is truly meant to be played. I love the incinerator rooms. So cozy.

[@SzczesliwyZiemniak]

I love how we ignore the fact that Cassandra died XD

[@leahbobeaa]

The amount of effort you put into your story telling is absolutely astounding, I could never. Don't ever apologize for having to end a video early queen, health comes before anything and is nothing to be sorry for. Oh & yes, you're wig is absolutely stunning 💕

[@sultait1696]

i honestly cant get enough of the juno show and the sims has been brightening up my days recently cause life has been tough fam and i cant thank you enough for your content

[@SamAsm367]

I love it. I love the set up. I watch this channel and steal ideas for my game. I also played TS3 and came back to TS2.

[@thislittlebirdmusic]

Can we just pause for a moment at 15:37 when it looks like Cassandra Goth has taken Juno Birch's form... 👀

[@robinreiddrake1650]

your video editor deserves every penny u pay them. this is prime world building narrative collage here. kisses.

[@owlygoth]

I want Juno in charge of lore for The Sims 5. Amazing video as always!

[@Fishylucifer]

Everytime I see the opening i just think of shows like Super Jail and Daria and I love it all the more.

[@angelvalentynn]

This look is GORGEOUS! BREATHTAKING! STUNNING! SMOKING!!

[@jareddunn425]

The Juno Birch drinking game: - drink whenever she says 'absolutely stuninggggg' - drink whenever a Joy Despret turns up - drink whenever Juno imprisions someone - drink whenever a Sim dies - drink whenever 'an absolute icon has arrived' ...

[@kelpymckelps]

Juno, this one of my favorite wigs you've ever worn on your absolutely stunning head!!