The pool and spa of death

[@AundreasJournal]

“Her name is Average $17” 🤣🤣🤣

[@lunamalfilatre]

I died 💀

[@henriquebastosbernardoni3630]

I already want her as an actual character!

[@AundreasJournal]

@@henriquebastosbernardoni3630 Oh God, I hope!!!

[@GraceLovett63]

I died!!! I want that to be my stripper name

[@poustrouille]

ladies and gentlemen please Bring to the stage, Average $17

[@aeronalex8007]

When Dina Caliente became Donatella Versace I died

[@ketchups2777]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bloodcomputer]

very that

[@Fwootgummi]

I came here to say this, thank you

[@ryaninslee5949]

Yes

[@Hoclem]

she smokes marlboro reds and drinks champagne

[@JaymesMansfield]

I STAN AVERAGE $17!

[@TristanBell]

😍😍

[@internetwitch5261]

Icons supporting icons we love to see it!!!

[@nathanwall8576]

God bless Gaymes

[@vinny9868]

The absolute gorgeous Average $17 has arrived.

[@fisherlee3262]

Sorry to be off topic but does anyone know of a tool to log back into an instagram account?? I was stupid lost my account password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me

[@emuu6232]

simlish lily allen playing whilst the joy desprets drown is iconic

[@increible0incredula]

Yeah it makes me smile

[@haley5735]

@@increible0incredula ❗❗❗❗❗❗ You are too much

[@applemorz]

😂😂 omg for real

[@hpis4me]

“Well if you’re hungry just go use the sauna” Iconic

[@drew2510]

NO context lol

[@luansh4237]

That got me crying, when I tell you… 😂😂

[@jackh.3052]

Yes juno cured my sadness again yes that's happened

[@alethealenning3809]

Absolutely gorgeous.

[@drjay5889]

sTunninGG

[@gravellane150]

HANDSOME SQUIDWARD YASSSSS.

[@piratinyjoong]

yes that's happening and it's absolutely stunning

[@juliemc2901]

Yes she has and she’s absolutely stunning

[@secretaznjen]

saying no to a marriage proposal because you're hungry is so relatable

[@spicybeantofu]

Thats why you do it after dinner lol

[@RoxanneLaWinSTABBY]

Relatives/Nosy Old Bags: "why are you 40 and not married yet?" Me: "I was hungry"

[@kthlnmnstr]

I mean same.

[@ShaneTallon88]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6HJXoWJhZmSna8

[@Noshushpls]

Eat a snickers

[@tippib2222]

Giant Baby Susie is terrifying and must join the story again.

[@rachelh1445]

😂😂😂 I know we’re seeing the giant baby again

[@nicholaspizzo6882]

there’s nothing more important than a Juno’s video

[@fenzirulfr]

no choice but to put my speeding car into neutral immediately and hope for the best

[@nicholaspizzo6882]

@@fenzirulfr sorry i didn’t understand 😞 i’m italian

[@__-qo4ci]

@@fenzirulfr everything okay?

[@yves9911]

“Her name is average $17” I didn’t think twice about that bc every character in the sims has a weird name 💀

[@vinny9868]

Especially Juno's characters.

[@HughMiller98]

Plot twist: Jennifer Coolidge flew over just for that intro

[@Tuxedoz]

And at 12:49 lol

[@coffeeonzeetele]

...again

[@StringSun]

RIGHT?!

[@maximilian6829]

Joy Desprets dying while the simlish version of Smile is playing in the background

[@dannyboy8816]

Absolutely iconic

[@mackinzielizabeth872]

Absolutely stunning

[@dannyboy8816]

Joy Despret's dead body floating in the pool while Marky swims around while Smile by Lily Allen is playing Absolutely iconic

[@Orange-rq8br]

Average $17 should be an official character of Juno Birch

[@Tigerturtl]

Very relieved when Juno remembered to put back the ladder for Marky Sharkey.

[@Rosie_illusion]

Only for him to get rejected :,(

[@phoeber1996]

Juno's voice has no reason to be considered relaxing, and yet here I am, without a shred of anxiety

[@davidfl4]

Juno: Upset with plastic surgery malfunction Also Juno: proceeds to use plastic surgery to basically recreate the malfunction 🤣

[@urforeignagent6102]

yes, that's happening!

[@euniibear585]

I was thinking the same thing 😂

[@peachi3sweeti3]

LOL I thought the same thing, especially with that chin 🤣

[@Sparrowlicious-01]

My exact thoughts 😂😂

[@TOEBEANSONTIKTOK]

LMAO RIGHT

[@mayorspunion]

absolutely lost it when she said dina looks like handsome squidward

[@carwash9333]

I was so nervous that Markus Sharky was going to drown

[@GoChocobo]

I need a compilation of Juno cackling at her sims doing weird stuff. It just makes me extremely happy

[@joanafernandes3527]

THE QUEEN ARRIVED YES THATS HAPPENING. BLESS US QUEEEEEN

[@pmonday]

Juno needed more little cheese wheels on the eyes.

[@ashleymadison-lee7885]

When the baby arrived I literally choked on my toast 🤣

[@gracebeauty7285]

I see that Juno has come to rescue me from 2hours of constant crying ✨🙆🏻‍♀️✨

[@sshpeppermint]

Don't cry you're gorgeous and absolutely stunning

[@gracebeauty7285]

@@sshpeppermint thank you!

[@cesca3968]

Bless you 💖 i hope that something great happens to make you smile! 💖

[@13lilsykos]

Hopefully you found this video as funny as I did, that way you had a small break from crying, at least. Also I hope things will get better for you soon, whatever the issue is. One of the things I tell myself when things suck is, "It can't rain all the time.", so this too will pass and things will get better even if it doesn't seem like it at the time.

[@missundies]

I started crying 10 minutes ago, then I saw this, so now I'm laying in bed crying and watching this. Got no money, no food, but I got Juno 🥳 Hope you feel a bit better now, love, we're in this sinking ship together at least 💜

[@Issalewkbabe]

“If you’re hungry just use the sauna.” ICONIC

[@MsCastle1996]

When the giant baby arrived, I literally started cry-laughing. I WASN'T EXPECTING A GIANT BABY TO SHOW UP!

[@natasharichards4727]

The fact both joy despret’s died with the simlish version of Lily Allen’s ‘Smile’ playing sums up Juno’s sims videos tbh

[@nessiwessy]

So glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed😂

[@klaatubaradanikto1490]

"posted 3 minutes ago" CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK YES YES YESSSS

[@CrumBum926]

Important question: what happend to Alexander Goth?? His Grandad is imprisoned in the Caliente's and Cassandra has a shop somewhere that is not the Goth house..

[@somerandomgirl3046]

“her name is average 17$”

[@herezyt]

19:05 Actually Michael Bachelor is Bella's brother 😂

[@lucxslobos]

That's what I was going to say hahaha

[@JustThatLauren]

Yeah, that's what I thought hahaha

[@TieDyedWaves58]

3:26 *sim making out with a dude in a shark costume in the background* Juno: OH MY GOD LOOOOK ITS KRISTEN SINGLES!!!

[@nycdyke2867]

Not you assuming the sharks gender

[@CutiePie4325]

“well if you’re hungry, go use the sauna!” me living alone trying to take care of myself during isolation

[@angelwitprblmz]

The way I audibly gasped when Nina said no

[@milliereeves2215]

It's like a soap opera

[@maciejsyska216]

Juno’s Jennifer Coolidge impression is so uncanny and absolutely stunning

[@ryanporcellato9804]

“Giant baby Suzy” sure looks a lot like Trixie Mattel out of drag...

[@tashabattaglino1887]

No it looks like katya with that baby filter on her

[@tippib2222]

That time Trixie said “I can’t be Daddy, I’m Baby,” she meant it literally.

[@galaxy_nova3082]

Juno’s tanning glasses scared the heck out of me but I couldn’t stop laughing because she began to look around like she’s lost

[@rahmahmohamed1598]

The world drops everything when Juno arrives💫 🌟

[@StoneColdFox17]

I literally spat my beer when the giant baby showed up!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@romanvgotti1340]

17:22 A Grim Reaper, a Hula Girl and Juno’s “WAIT! PAUSE!” I spat my drink out. Hilarious!

[@anna.b100]

Best moment in the video.

[@nickisekhar1721]

I’ll be naming my future child “average $17”

[@katyasrubberchicken2458]

8:21 I think the Simlish version of “Smile” playing in the background makes this even more chaotic 😂

[@lola1829]

Juno birch, your face and voice and everything make me so happy, so comforted, yes stunning

[@dvs7392]

Her little giggle in the intro brings me life every time 🖤

[@dakotawolf9091]

when that giant baby showed up I genuinely jumped in fear

[@seryhartuasry]

WHOOOOO IS THAT GIANT BABY IN DINAS RELATIONSHIP PANEL I'M SCREAMING

[@ellenbrown8507]

I never leave youtube comments but I just needed to tell you that I stumbled across this video and I think you might just be my favourite human being ever and this is exactly how the lord intended The Sims 2 to be played.

[@maciejsyska216]

Fun fact! Michael Bachelor is not actually Bella Goth’s father, but in fact her brother as Simis Bachelor was father of them both, it can be easily looked up in their family tree. Otherwise, stunning and gorgeous video as always, keep it up queen! ✨💖👽

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

You are so, so loved! Edit : so I’m oldish and my brother is older. He was back in the day with cable access, as was I. Your song is giving me ‘ahead of its time, cable access show theme song’ and it is literally bringing me to life.

[@FallenDivaLabRat]

"C'mon Caliente sisters, let's make this work!" If you could sum up their entire storyline across three games, it would be that.

[@gurrl2966]

"...and in an emergency as a draught excluder" Absolute icon for throwing in a Kitty quote!

[@LiminalSwan]

"well if you're hungry then go and use the sauna!"

[@ashnthompson]

I’m naming my first born Average $17

[@geraldinelewis8314]

I come here for the chaos and Juno always provides.

[@luxaeterna7801]

joy despret: exists juno: time to kill yes that’s happening

[@janaschulze2185]

when i saw the giant baby i thought OH MY GOODNESS , TRIXIE MATTEL HAS ARRIVED TO THE SPA!!

[@tdawg6365]

OMG THE QUEEN HAS UPLOADED ITS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING YES THAT IS HAPPENING

[@pennyt2777]

This is a bigger treat than that norwegian salmon you asked for, Im so glad we had this talk.

[@abigailp5633]

Juno: What the F***, I just put her in scrubs and her face turned like this!! What happened?! Me working in healthcare getting ready for work: relatable

[@ivorymelmoth]

Everytime "an absolute icon has arrived" it cracks me up, these videos are medicine

[@draganajavor8900]

Juno should play the sims 1 it would be absolutely iconic and hilarious

[@gonkerr]

HER NAME IS ‘AVERAGE: $17’ 😭😭😂😂😂

[@dinak.935]

My name is Dina so when I hear Juno say my name I feel absolutely stunning! 😍

[@effinsheet]

She went from Handsome Squidward to Shelley Duvall real quick

[@QuinnTheSuperStar]

💋I LOVE that Ashley Tisdale "Don't Touch" was playing in the spa💯💖💖

[@tonyflamingo6681]

my roomie sees me watching this and shouts across the room *WHERE IS JOY DESPERATE!?

[@arthurmezacasa1021]

You have an ICONIC roomie, yes you have.

[@fez284]

~Cassandra Goth enters 💀 🦇 🖤 Juno - ICON. She's had SO many children. Don't want to spoil next episode. ~ Next Episode •Goth Shop• Juno - Oh, I forgot to take care of all the children. CPS took them all. *pans camera to spoiled milk on floor*

[@seronoradopanergic5545]

The second time Dina’s plastic surgery went wrong she looked like Detox

[@shyhistorian]

Juno: does anything Me: OH MY GOODNESS ME ITS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

[@kittygrunt]

PAUSE EVERYTHINGG.. ♥️ queen has arriveddd, yes thats happening.

[@alfiebramley3452]

'As a facemask, as a nightcap, and in an emergency as a draft excruder' KITTY THE LEGEND THAT IS

[@missacat5027]

Love how i read This comment right as she says it in the video 😂

[@LeFouGallois]

I know, I loved the Victoria Wood / Patricia Routledge reference. A Northern Queen referencing a sketch performed by a Northern Queen and Written by a Northern Queen. :) xx

[@ThomasAshtonDance]

“Well if you’re hungry, go and use the sauna!” I am deceased

[@MunkeyD]

My drag name is “Average 17$”

[@Pepperthecory]

Juno: oh no the plastic surgery went wrong! Also Juno: fixes it and then messes it up again 😂

[@MPPlays]

That thumbnail is everything I needed in life

[@jacquelinejones8681]

I really needed your special brand of energy today! I am so glad that you uploaded. 💗

[@simonkristofer7985]

"STOP SAYING SALOON. IT'S NOT A SALOON, IT'S A SPA" I'm dying right on that moment.

[@nmiro210]

I read this as Juno literally said it!

[@simonkristofer7985]

@@nmiro210 lmao the gorgeous and stunning queen got u here.

[@emilyfanslow3604]

saloons are different than salons, she said salon

[@wewowe95]

OH NO DINA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! THE FIRST TIME SHE TURNED INTO SARAH JESSICA PARKER! *TERRIFYING*

[@kthlnmnstr]

*the universe to me as a baby* "what a terrible upbringing you're having" *next scene* LMAO

[@mountainbikingvampirewitch5972]

Junos laugh gives me life 😂💜💜.

[@AnEggInTryingTimes]

Your KZbin name is the best thing I've seen all day 💚 next to this video of course!

[@amsterdaily5798]

So much is happening I can’t even keep up like Sims 4 could never

[@shannonbelk8331]

We need a sim named : Average $17

[@Forever_Rayne]

I lost it when Juno said Dina looked like Handsome Squidward 🤣🤣🤣 This was so fun and I can't wait to see Cassandra Goth's Goth shop 🥰

[@Jeyc333]

Dina went from herself to Donatella Versace to Gail Platt back to Donatella Versace again lol

[@BlackRoseMLove]

As a goth I am hyped for the goth shop episode. Need all the stomping boots and black lipstick!! 🖤🦇

[@machaelasumagang470]

Juno and plumbella really decided to bless me today

[@mermaniic]

When her first surgery was done she looked like donatella versace

[@MaxHauteCouture]

YES, THIS IS HAPPENING!!!

[@roseinfinityy]

After another day of crying about Marilyn Mansons betrayal (long time fan.. no longer a fan) I'm so glad there's a new Juno video to make me smile 🖤

[@willd.4808]

Therapist: Handsome Joy Despret can't hurt you Handsome Joy Despret: 7:09

[@Ohdonnyboy]

Your videos are such a light in my life. Thank you for everything

[@yiasminathefangirl]

i love her jennifer coolidge impersonations so much

[@mahogany563]

That giant baby legitimately scared me

[@tangerinecrown]

Is the ICONIC “Don’t Touch (The Zoom Song)” by Ashley Tisdale playing in the background in Simlish.....!!??????????!!!????

[@danielthorne8135]

Love these videos Juno!!!! The spa design inspired me sooo much , I made my own Plastic Surgery and Reflexology Spa in my Animal Crossing.

[@gabriellira8575]

I mean I don't want to sound soft and cheesy but GOODNESS ME how I love this absolut QUEEN and her absolutely GORGEOUS channel

[@kelseyturner9116]

ive been binging these this past week and went thru all of them! thanks for the new one:)

[@Xweetibird]

"OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!" made me laugh so hard I almost choked bc I was trying to not wake up the whole household

[@MellowJelly]

you're not gonna miss a whiff with that nose darling LOL

[@Linzluvs500]

I LOVEEE your Jennifer Coolidge impersonation!!!!

[@serenapowers9854]

I just wanted to say I just started watching your videos and you crack me up. I never laugh like this anymore. And I love the sims 2, I havent played in forever but I really want to play again.