...well shoot, sounds like Listener's family doesn't really appreciate them at all soooo...surprise adoption?
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
I mean, the dragon is also hardly a reliable narrator. His idea of proper "attention" is being shown off and practically worshipped for your value.
@YNAnimeTexts3 жыл бұрын
im so touch starved that if someone literally kidnapped me to hug or cuddle me i’d just hug or cuddle them back
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
🤗
@liam.67322 жыл бұрын
same-
@liawood4292 Жыл бұрын
Fr bro-💀
@pigeondemigod Жыл бұрын
You just like me fr- 💀✋
@Lpsemerald3 жыл бұрын
Him thinking he's scaring me Me wanting to hug him and pat his head And thank him for the save
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's effectively being saved from an arranged marriage and put into a different, more exotic arranged marriage. That's a W, tbh
@tinakerley77443 жыл бұрын
so true
@나비-o5c3 жыл бұрын
Vampires, wolves, catboys, tentacle monster, dragon, incubus... Are we all ok?
@creative_chaos3 жыл бұрын
GOD NO BUT WHO CARES
@Y0urs_Tru3ly3 жыл бұрын
Probably not, but like they said, who tf cares!
@user-ig5jv6nu4u2 жыл бұрын
that is a fucking loaded question
@LittleBitOfMischief2 жыл бұрын
I’m listening this at the therapist soooooooo I’d rather not sayyyyy……
@oliviatr_rose2 жыл бұрын
definately not
@creative_chaos3 жыл бұрын
"you're the fifth living child of your parents" me: oh my god- i actually am the fifth kid my parents had wtf
@sadlynotxiao6103 жыл бұрын
It's the same with me-
@juliaithinal48353 жыл бұрын
What’s it like haveing more then 2 siblings?
@juliaithinal48353 жыл бұрын
@Samantha Kawelmacher room sharing?
@laziip3 жыл бұрын
CUT THE CAMERAS
@alyssamuller92563 жыл бұрын
i have 5 older siblings and it sucks so much
@edenserpent3 жыл бұрын
him: theyre mine. Mine. MINE. me: dang bro chill- yes, they're yours, aint like imma try runnin away anyway so like 🧍♂️ No need to go yandere on me😃👍
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
Well, I imagine you'd also be quite paranoid and insecure if every week, a new group of plucky adventurers try to kill you and take your stuff. How dare they try to steal what Mr. Dragon has already rightfully stolen!
@bridgetmadden57163 жыл бұрын
HIm: I know, I'm a big scary dragon Me: *still giggling over the words Cuddle Cocoon* Yes...*snigger* I'm trembling
@blackstar23562 жыл бұрын
take away the s from snigger 😈
@Suon_and_lunar-eclipselover Жыл бұрын
@@blackstar2356no
@amandawalker7096 Жыл бұрын
Mmmmm yes cuddle cocoon
@amandawalker7096 Жыл бұрын
@@blackstar2356 boi-
@l0v33rx Жыл бұрын
@@blackstar2356ay u sussy baka
@VentureVA3 жыл бұрын
*looks down at self* who you calling not nutritious pffft 😒😆 on a serious note I'm gonna have to sit on my window sill again just to dramatically fall off in awe. Delivery was on point 👌
@somedummy10913 жыл бұрын
“Your not escaping from my embrace.” Me: *stares at ceiling* I want cuddles why would I wanna leave sir?! I’m sore from my work today stoopid.
@amandawalker7096 Жыл бұрын
I feel this on a spiritual level
@extremelyviolentlyvioletpl60733 жыл бұрын
Him:"And all you'll have to do is stay here and look pretty~" Me:"well that's gonna be a problem.. because no amount of beauty in this world could compete with your eyes sir😊✨"
@TheGuardianOfTheFlowerFields2 жыл бұрын
*finger points* Flirting 🙃🍷
@TheLoveHashira-i2y Жыл бұрын
Hun I think you're talking about yourself.
@ultra_fern_forest Жыл бұрын
is this rizz 🤨
@moonlitscorpion68303 жыл бұрын
So what you’re telling me….. I’m a trophy boyfriend? Finally!
@ej-ej493 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a knight, intending to marry and rescue a royal from a dragon, and just seeing this
@fluffcake3 жыл бұрын
It feels good being called a priceless gem by this dragon when you feel worthless and equivalent to crap irl
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
You aren't worthless. I know it is easy for me to say that when I don't even know you or the source of your distress, but I believe that there is value in everyone. That includes you too. Self improvement is a long journey, but it is one that is worth it. I hope that this message at least brings you some positivity. Have a nice day/night.
@rays_crashing_world3 жыл бұрын
Same
@aspenthenerd3 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@qorwyn66163 жыл бұрын
True, i just realized this dragon loves me more than any real person :')
@Y0urs_Tru3ly3 жыл бұрын
Stop calling me out!
@Vaguely_Villainous3 жыл бұрын
You humans vastly overestimate your nutritional value ... So, we're like Skittles to dragons?
@PuddinHead_53 жыл бұрын
The dragon thumbnail is talking to me he says...... *"Paint me like one of your french Dragons."*
@PuddinHead_53 жыл бұрын
sorry....
@ImUnderYourFloorboards3 жыл бұрын
XD
@flop45433 жыл бұрын
Quell les réel Zut..?
@GoodShockwave Жыл бұрын
Hahha
@tofuux3 жыл бұрын
"you're the fifth living child of your parents aren't u? surely you've seen all the attention given to your older siblings" AYO CUT THE CAMERAS- HOW DO U KNOW ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT ME SIR-
@LittleBitOfMischief2 жыл бұрын
Welll same here ngl….
@ShantieAnge3 жыл бұрын
Him: "Capture you" Me: "Come again🙃" Me: *Closes eyes and listens to audio Him: "Dosen of brides and groo-" Me: *Eye wide open, slams hand on the bed* WHAT!
@GoodShockwave Жыл бұрын
Are you ok
@may.0963 жыл бұрын
**audio casually begins with "your mine"** Me: oh this is gonna be good!
@gacha_qki12353 жыл бұрын
Right there sis 😫✋🏻
@cc07113 жыл бұрын
Lemme get my tea cup ready!
@That.One.Enchanterrr2 жыл бұрын
@@cc0711 Yes just YES
@That.One.Enchanterrr2 жыл бұрын
@@gacha_qki1235 count me in there, to! (Wait, that came out wrong-)
@jennifermcneil60362 жыл бұрын
it's not a masek it a mastrpes
@DazzleThePredacon3 жыл бұрын
I love Dragon asmrs I find them relaxing and comforting yandere or not -3-
@cheaxndel61433 жыл бұрын
Not the dragon falling in love with us😭✋🏻
@tisumiau3 жыл бұрын
FRRRR LIKE YOU ARE AN ANIMAL. I AM A HUMAN 🤨🤨
@ARTUR-16066 ай бұрын
I'm cyber-gmo
@Taylor-wi2kx3 жыл бұрын
It's really funny when you imagine him as a super small dragon
@Sloomidified3 жыл бұрын
The meme I last saved: Kidnap? I prefer to call it “Surprise adoption!” The video literally spelling kidnap: 👌
@animesuchti24763 жыл бұрын
I can already imagine them being like "mine... mine... mine..." instead of snoring xD
@theamvgirlx2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of those seagulls from Finding Nemo Lmaaaooo
@ItzJaqUnholy3 жыл бұрын
i listed to this for the first time, and i basically was hearing the "mine" phase a child would growing up lmao
@koidiva93922 жыл бұрын
Jupiter: “My precious Treasure~” Me: 🎶Treasure, that is what you are! Honey, you're my golden star🎶
@imjustgay412 Жыл бұрын
✨You make my wish come true✨ If you let me treasure you✨
@Catsgirl323 жыл бұрын
Haven’t listened to this kinda asmr in a while but darn this one was enjoyable! Lots of fun mentally roleplaying my part. Absolutely crushed spirits lmao, very cool
@littlewolfie6813 жыл бұрын
i love dragon audios but this one is really good its scary but really cute Jupiter
@yuknow7293 жыл бұрын
If a great dragon sounds like him, man, I'll completely fall in love😩❤
@aurorawhit78482 жыл бұрын
“You humans seriously overestimate your nutritional value” *squints bc I can’t believe my life has come to being lectured by a dragon about his species’ food pyramid*
@thehelltaker88203 жыл бұрын
10/10 I love it, great job Jupiter hope you have a wonderful day/night Pancakes 🥞
@imasimpingcreature54813 жыл бұрын
I mean if the dragon is going to take care of us, why are we scared that's better than sitting in my room all day doing nothing right? 🌚 Mister dragon I hope you can order me some pizza cuz I'm broke, thank you ~✨
@creative_chaos3 жыл бұрын
i mean, as long as the dragon lets me watch anime and draw i don't care that he stole me
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
LMAO YES
@xxcringeycookiezxx34413 жыл бұрын
@@creative_chaos YES
@wink57153 жыл бұрын
@@creative_chaos y’know he dresses us then right? 👁👄👁
@Retard..3 жыл бұрын
@@xxcringeycookiezxx3441 nice to see you again :)
@bby_bunnykoo3 жыл бұрын
I mean having a dragon protect me is better than me hiding from my aunt so she won’t slap me again😔😩
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
So I don't know if this comment is a joke, but on the chance that it isn't, please try to get some help from an authority figure that you can trust.
@bby_bunnykoo3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA I tried never worked so I just gave up🥲😞
@tinakerley77443 жыл бұрын
i don't know what to say but i don't know what to ever say but try on getting help but idk
@yumekocyan90692 жыл бұрын
@@bby_bunnykoo call 911 and report for child abuse if your a minor if you 18 or older report her for assault if anything use a landline to make the calls
@SLEEEEEEEEEEP2 жыл бұрын
Ummmmmm you Good bro?
@johany39433 жыл бұрын
6:24 " *MINEEEE* 👹👺👹👺👹" You done 😨🤪 "It's okay dont cry" "B- what? 🤠
@tananeedscuddles87193 жыл бұрын
Left it on autoplay and was made property HDKSBXBKDDJK Sir don't out me out like this, I crave compliments 😭 I-, of all the things I jumped at, it was the wing flap HDJSNBXJDJ
@DragonAsh163 жыл бұрын
Ah mate... I’m not scared, I’m in heaven
@imasimpingcreature54813 жыл бұрын
Mister dragon sir, you're amazing 😩✨~
@izukumidoriya15943 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@kysha22213 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@tinakerley77443 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSS
@susannicholson33 жыл бұрын
Yes
@GoodShockwave Жыл бұрын
@@izukumidoriya1594izuku what are you doing here
@susannicholson33 жыл бұрын
Him: I know I'm a big scary dragon Me: secretly wanting him to pat my head and let me cuddle with him, but I still act scared
@wdymabbi3 жыл бұрын
This is perfection!!! I’m just… in love. I could listen to it everyday and never feel tired👌🏻😍
@crumblemuffin12573 жыл бұрын
Goddamn smaug chill
@leelay62393 жыл бұрын
I love dragon so I would probably stay with him and treats him 😃
@huggy_wuggy_fan20553 жыл бұрын
I wish I was very valuable to a dragon in real life. More than just being treasure, more than a pet, maid, servent, more than that. Even more than royalty. Like this dragon for example. I think he is more than he is, ya know?
@camialb.17863 жыл бұрын
Ooow wish this be a serie uwu
@bethanybelyeu60123 жыл бұрын
Okay, but how big is the dragon? Is he the size of a horse? A car? a house? Would the mc fit in completely inside one hand, or would they be too big to fit on his stomach?
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
I picture the dragon in this script being quite large. I imagine that the listener is equivalent to the size of what a cat would be to a human.
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
According to the script, it's left ambiguous and for the performer to decide. So see the comment above
@angeltheidiot68603 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA Damn this dragon big-
@That.One.Enchanterrr3 жыл бұрын
@@angeltheidiot6860 Ikr
@Y0urs_Tru3ly3 жыл бұрын
@@JupiterVA big cat or little cat? There’s a big difference.
@sleepy_mushroom56273 жыл бұрын
I mean I arlready love dragons so all I would do is sit around petting them
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
I don't think the dragon's the one that's gonna be petted.
@sleepy_mushroom56273 жыл бұрын
@@SterlingCat03 then who?
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
@@sleepy_mushroom5627 You don't pet the dragon, the dragon pets YOU
@sleepy_mushroom56273 жыл бұрын
@@SterlingCat03 or or we give each other pets
@rainbowlightning80272 жыл бұрын
I agree with both of you..
@CrowDeadRose2 жыл бұрын
*Relentless short screams of confused panic every passing second*
@charmed89333 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to see the next video of this dragon
@avacadotoast55713 жыл бұрын
At least the dragon wants me lmao
@Nop33two3 жыл бұрын
It's nice that a winged lizard wants me :' )
@zzdemonic_dragonzz67923 жыл бұрын
Why does this remind me of Izuku and his All Might figures every time he gets a new products All Might??? 😵💫
@LittleBitOfMischief2 жыл бұрын
Same (starts to imagine Dekus voice and deku instead of the dragon) pffffttt
@blue_moons09263 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I feel better hearing this? I mean, I’m in a bad mental state. I enjoy stuff that has appreciation in it. But, I mean I know it says kidnapping in the title, I’d like to call it surprise adoption. Being taken away from the painful parent I call my mother is nice. To escape the mental abuser I live with. Sadly it’s not reality. Sorry for just spilling this into a comment. You’re a complete stranger, I just came across your channel in my KZbin feed. But this video was good overall! Keep it up.
@JupiterVA3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry that you have to go through that situation. I hope that it gets better for you. Please stay strong ❤
@Laura-ck9rb3 жыл бұрын
I wish there could be a part 2- its amezing
@lillylouu3 жыл бұрын
Damn, Daenerys let one of her dragons loose again smh
@hibiscus_tea82313 жыл бұрын
NOT ME ACTUALLY BEING THE 5TH BORN CHILD, SIR HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW!? 😃
@gacha_void7453 жыл бұрын
I think I simp for a dragon now I simp for like 50 not real characters make it 51 now XD
@shishkibubwoop29963 жыл бұрын
'You're special' How am I special like, before this dragon came and kidnapped me I bet all my money (3 bucks) I was laying in my bed in worn out sweats eating cheap chips
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
Shhhh, just roll with it
@SteverenoOFFICIAL3 жыл бұрын
I actually am the 5th living kid in my family, but I can't relate to bring ignored because of that position. As the "baby" of the family, I got away with murder which infuriated my brothers 😇
@lycheemyusic3 жыл бұрын
damn, i literally cant imagine getting terrified tbh in the face of a sentient creature, id just be like "welp, guess this my new life now lol" he'd get bored af
@diamondknight85873 жыл бұрын
Him: You’re the 5th living child of your parents, aren’t you? Me: … *the frick you stalker?!*
@keeeeiiii3 жыл бұрын
why am i in love with a dragon now....?
@ImUnderYourFloorboards3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to go buy chicken nuggies... took a wrong turn and now I'm a Trophy pet
@arichardson28113 жыл бұрын
Hope there a part 2
@garoulycan40963 жыл бұрын
I ain’t afraid of anything especially hunky dragon bf
@beatrizgavina86373 жыл бұрын
Maybe a series 👀
@margiannapet96573 жыл бұрын
Omgg!! That would be so awesome😍😍😄
@macyrune54032 жыл бұрын
"A thing like u is less then an appetizer and more of a..." Me: snack? "Dessert..." Oki doki
@SterlingCat032 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm a cupcake 🧁
@AnxiousAsher2 жыл бұрын
“You’re the fifth living child” Me who has four siblings therefore makes me the fifth child: wtf- 👀
@emilykrafve71353 жыл бұрын
CUDDLES ILL TAKE THEM ALLL, because I'm cold lol
@Darlingtoons2 жыл бұрын
Him : your going to be my pet... Me : aw man! Again! No! *him giving me the "wtf look"*
@mercedesjansen17543 жыл бұрын
SiR dRaGoN Do you have pain killers and pads, lady in need
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
He probably has some magic that can help. Maybe he could also kidnap some dwarves and make them install a chlorinated hot spring..
@mercedesjansen17543 жыл бұрын
@@SterlingCat03 yes sir dragon needs to
@mercedesjansen17543 жыл бұрын
Oh im sorry not lady, treasure
@mercedesjansen17543 жыл бұрын
"you can't get sick" me who Probably have a cold "little to late for that innt?" also, i Wouldn't say im a treasure
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
@@mercedesjansen1754 Don't say that to the dragon. I imagine his response would go something like this: "Are you trying to convince me to let you go, treasure? Because I know you're lying. I can *smell* how important and valuable you. I'm never letting you go. You're *mine* , *mine!* "
@anyaaa28013 жыл бұрын
"Trophy pet" *Add to dictionary*
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
How else would you define a chihuahua? Or a pet tiger?
@LanZhongYun3 жыл бұрын
When he calls you treasure 😩💳💥💳💥💳💥
@Oceanmaid91 Жыл бұрын
“You’re mine, mine, mine! Oh, no need to be afraid Little Treasure.” Yeah those gasps were not of fear 😅😘
@robogamer05023 жыл бұрын
The second he called me a pet, I melted
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
Then you're probably gonna turn to vapor when you hear the sequel
Imagine a knight or prince/princess or someone trying to save us and us just being like no need we’re good
@warm_spittle21413 жыл бұрын
Ayo no need for the threats. Just feed me and I'm yours 🙃🥴😫
@crazyanimegamer56673 жыл бұрын
Mr. Dragon? What will we do if those 10,000 plus men armies come after us? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
@overtone2692 жыл бұрын
Probably massacre the army and then proceed to aggressively cuddle with us ,trapping us into another culdde cocoon
@luzcarrero33803 жыл бұрын
Him: don't try to escape~ me: who said I wanted to? 🤨
@Sethie3333 жыл бұрын
I JUST SAW THE HANDS!
@lk_3099 Жыл бұрын
God, this is really sparking a novel idea.
@Mary-Mary8903 жыл бұрын
Idc if it's my first time finding this channel I'm subscribing 💛
@vulcan_in_vr99563 жыл бұрын
They say Helgen got hit by a dragon.Would you happen to know anything about that?
@theamvgirlx2 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@Invincible_maha10 ай бұрын
I'm like two years late but who cares your voice is immaculate
@margiannapet96573 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video five times already since the day it was uploaded and I have to admit that thanks to you sir now am obsessed with dragon asmr😄😊, but to be completely honest I only enjoy yours🥺😅❤️
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
The script writer must've felt the same way, hence this script
@Infintyiz3 жыл бұрын
Uhh can he shrink to human size that's all I want (lovely audio that make simp for the big dragon💛💛)
@SterlingCat033 жыл бұрын
Oh no, you've given me a very dangerous idea for the next scripts.
@itsreaganlol2 жыл бұрын
When he said enchanted items, I said enchanted golden apples out loud. -_-
@aria56143 жыл бұрын
Yeeees call me Treasure I love this.
@srartgaming2 жыл бұрын
Dragon : you will become my pet. Me : Oh hell no dragon boi, whut the dog doing ?
@bestwolf9232 Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ASMR so far it so chill care tk for making this ASMR you are my favorite ASMR
@the_unholy_trinity2 жыл бұрын
This is oddly comforting
@haylinicole73583 жыл бұрын
I... Did not know I could be attracted to a dragon wearing armor, but... Here we are.
@CrucifiedMoon3 жыл бұрын
I’m small enough to sit on a trophy stand so….
@galaxyhope58242 жыл бұрын
Boy I have a few things I need to say....here we go if you are going to try and keep me here's what you need a lot of blankets and pillows, lots of junk food, anime, crafting stuff (painting, yarn) and more.😊
@Cheese78921 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that if I get too upset irl it will trigger something in my brain and I will actually pass tf out
@scooter61043 жыл бұрын
"it should be mine. Mine! MINE!" Stingy from Lazytown, is that you? /lh But seriously, this is an interesting concept.
@asperquince49023 жыл бұрын
ok but this sounds like every monster fuckers dream i mean- i personally wouldnt complain lmao
3 жыл бұрын
As a monster fuckers I agree 200%
@THEBUZZING_BEE2 жыл бұрын
Boy me: I live with monsters and they are all yandere to me Boy me: help ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@u.v.s.5583 Жыл бұрын
"A fine addition to my collection!"
@littlemissperfect57392 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be my fav asmr
@SterlingCat032 жыл бұрын
There's two sequels as well
@LeviAckerman-wx1gg3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I wanna wake up in the hands of a sexy dragon 😂😂