Jurassic World Dominion...I can't anymore

[@seanbrazell7095]

It's so bad that the next film will be set a million years in the future, with the same characters and story as the first film, but they're all dinosaurs breeding extinct humans from mosquitoes that drank human blood then got stuck in a can of sticky DIET coke.

[@Howesenberg]

Shhh don't give Hollywood any ideas! They're getting desperate these days

[@seanbrazell7095]

@@Howesenberg 🤐👍

[@WilliamHollinger2019]

@@Howesenberg haha yeah 180° like on war of the apes compare to planets of the apes that was terrible waste of money and time.

[@overbosstarkanid8837]

Dinosaurs breeding humans? I've seen that something like that before.

[@WellWisdom.]

Now that is a great idea.

[@ExemplarKyle]

I can’t get over that they just shrugged off Maisie releasing the dinosaurs in the last movie and killing God only knows how many people by doing so. Literally no consequences for her personally, and nobody thinking what she did was wrong.

[@Howesenberg]

I'm guessing the reason is that the only witnesses were the people who are now protecting her. But yes the general lack of consequence in this movie was very present and irritating

[@darienjones537]

so they can make more moneey

[@aleksdreeve8878]

Yeah she should’ve been taken to Juvie at the end of the last movie. Literally last scene where she is taken in handcuffs out of the mansion

[@obsidian00]

That has always bugged me…the kid literally unleashed the Apocalypse!

[@sachinraghavan4556]

She didn't do anything wrong, she saved them from humans who couldn't act on thier mistakes

[@noitby]

I love how they made the giganotosaurus not kill a single person, and made a therizinosaurus look like a carnivore Cant believe i got so giddy and hyped for the movie :/

[@Howesenberg]

I always understood the Therizino to be very territorial so I didn't have a problem with it acting as such, but the Giga...man what a let down, after all the build up it did absolutely nothing.

[@apetheory7152]

I had such high hopes for this after hearing Laura Dern, Sam Neil, and Jeff Goldblum all were coming back. As weird as it sounds I expected Colin Trevorrow to pull a Spider-Man no way home and make this film the best out of all the Jurassic world films. Guess I was wrong.

[@ash.g155]

This film ended the exact same way that the previous did. Seriously, there was no point in this installment existing at all. Dinosaurs still just roam the Earth and the movie tells us that we just have to “learn to live together” as if they’re not actively killing tons of people. This is no conclusion at all to the story, and I don’t know how a single audience member could have walked out of the theater satisfied.

[@Howesenberg]

But it's intolerant to think we can't live with flesh eating carnivores who will never view you as a friend

[@sachinraghavan4556]

Realistically humans would be the ones killing them in mass numbers

[@mmobhm2059]

I walked out thoroughly satisfied I had a new girlfriend at the time and she was kinky as fuk

[@Т1000-м1и]

I got recommended a video from a small channel. This guy will make it big

[@Howesenberg]

That would be amazing

[@KenMabie]

the dino you cant pronounce .. just call it a Theri .. i play Ark and that dino is all over the place and every one just calls it a theri .. also there is a shot in the snow of a Yutyrannus just call it a Yuti .. (pronounced like U T [Yoo Tee]) and even though Theris have massive claws and look scary they were actually berry eaters the claws were used to strip berries from trees and bushes .. they dont eat meat .. although its hypothesized they were loners and very territorial

[@Howesenberg]

It's the 'Th' part is what I struggle with as you'll hear in most words containing 'th' lol

[@KenMabie]

@@Howesenberg well you are from GB .. sooo .. you guys have problems pronouncing Hs ... instead of THree yall say Tree .. so if you say Theri it would probably sound like Teri .. oh yeah ... and THursday is Tursday to yall .. funny how that works

[@theroachinator]

@@KenMabie pretty sure that's ireland

[@Howesenberg]

Yeah that's an Irish stereotype lol I'm British and all my friends and family have no issue with Th sounds, it's a legit speech impediment I grew up with

[@KenMabie]

@@Howesenberg is it a stereotype if they actually do it? Check out Qxir .. listen for when he says "33" Tirty Tree. I think Lister from Red Dwarf also doesn't say Hs right instead of A-ch he says Hhey-ch you know putting real emphasis on the hhhh sound before the long a sound.. And do what if you talk with your own flair I wouldn't say it's an impediment up until 3rd grade I had a server lisp haven't had it since though but because they put me in speech classes so now I have a Delco accent... Delco (Delaware County in Pennsylvania) has the most studied regional accent by actors/actresses because it a strange dialect... We drop our diphthongs and we even have Facebook groups to teach people how to speak Delco... It's pretty funny.

[@MistahJay7]

The dude on the scooter was the funniest shit ever. I had to pause the movie from laughing so hard that my stomach hurt

[@whitethecat4592]

i have not seen the Film yet but i have liked the Jurassic park Films before this one so might go see it in theaters

[@Howesenberg]

This was the only one that I came out of with an overall negative opinion. Even Fallen Kingdom has some enjoyable scenes for me.

[@Mrgreg153]

I just came to see the dinosaurs fighting other dinosaurs

[@aleksdreeve8878]

“The velociraptors are basically dogs now” Thank you for saying this! They got soft. Should’ve had a conflict where Grant and Malcolm want to kill off the dinosaurs in the valley because they are literally monsters, but Claire, Dr. Sattler, and the clone girl don’t and Owen has to take a side and go with the kill option so they become tied and in confusion they all get eaten. If they did that, I’d admit Jurassic Park is a trilogy with three movies.

[@pinkleni-c7c]

i totally believe you and your opinion, i think the movie was such a huge letdown like theres nothing interesting going on in this entire movie thats new or interesting

[@SwiftnessSkies929]

I respect your opinion and honestly I understand and see why people don’t like this movie, but for me personally I really enjoyed it and had a great time watching it, I hope that’s not really a bad thing but I personally give it a 9.7/10 because me as a big jurrasic fan, I found this movie really entertaining on how a lot of characters actually have some importance in the movie, however some characters like maisie in the movie was kinda a letdown.

[@Howesenberg]

I'll be going into much more detail in my full review to give reasons for my opinions, which of course I don't expect to sway your opinion, I'm glad you had a good time with it. But if you're still around when I publish the video feel free to share what you think of my perspective and how yours differs etc

[@SwiftnessSkies929]

@@Howesenberg Sounds good!

[@creepykretins]

Bro that trailer with the baby crying while the dinosaur is slowly getting closer would’ve been a WAY better story, that trailer had me on the edge of my seat, but of course they couldn’t just give us that

[@lomax343]

Go and see Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. It will make you feel better.

[@Howesenberg]

I've seen it, pretty decent movie

[@notalaka7002]

best youtuber

[@joostvanarragon5639]

I have been very interested in dinosaurs all y life. some of the first books I read were stories about dinosaurs. So I love these movies for making diosaur content but man the rest about these movies is sooo awful. they would legit be better of making a documentary about dinoaurs at this point. just have the best cgi dinosaur documentary because this jurassic world shit has gone down the drain way too quickly.

[@Howesenberg]

One of the best Dinosaur shows for me still remains the BBC series 'Walking with Dinosaurs' it's extremely dated now but I still go back to it and enjoy the experience

[@joostvanarragon5639]

@@Howesenberg ooooh 100% man but I have seen about every piece of dinosaur content already that is why new stuff is always welcome but this jurrasic world stuff aint it for me. Love your videos btw good stuff

[@animezilla4486]

I'm actually looking forward to watching this movie I can't go see it theaters I understand on the complaints about it but that ain't going to stop me from giving this movie a chance and I will definitely be adding it to the collection of the other Jurassic films

[@Howesenberg]

You should absolutely never let someone's opinion prevent you from seeing it yourself. Maybe if you can come back and comment on the points you agree or disagree with

[@animezilla4486]

@@Howesenberg that is some good advice thank you. Since the Jurassic world franchise is going to take a break for a while I was thinking why not Hollywood try to make a new dinosaur franchise and the perfect candidates should be primal rage are you familiar with that video game

[@5D_Films]

i paid $70 for me and a friend to see it (plus snacks) and we left the theater after about 20 minutes.

[@Howesenberg]

I would have walked out too if I didn't have a job to do

[@flimby872]

"We didnt see any blood or gore" it's Disney. They'd never even dare to make their shareholders think it's "too violent"

[@Howesenberg]

To the best of my knowledge Jurassic Park / World are not owned by Disney as they are Universal. But I do agree it feels like a committee decision.

[@MistahJay7]

It might as well be Disney. this shit was a straight up Disney movie for 8 year olds.

[@AeneasReborn]

Definitely an extremely interesting action movie plot to me personally, but it just kind of doesnt even feel like a jurassic style movie. It couldve managed to remove dinosaurs and still make sense. Aside from a few silly moments, I thought it was quite enjoyable to watch as a stand-alone movie. But it doesn’t really do jurassic park justice in any way, in fact it kind of just shits on it. Great vid as always, respect it.

[@Howesenberg]

I respect your opinion totally. Perhaps if this locust story wasn't tied in with a dinosaur universe it could have been an interesting movie, if you were to tell me right now there's a new movie about the world dealing with a corrupted corporation making giant bugs designed to eat certain crops, I would watch the crap out of that movie

[@jacoblofthus7908]

I actually enjoyed this movie a decent amount. But that might be because when I'm watching a movie, I don't like to go out of my way to criticize it/find things I don't like. Kinda ruins the experience, y'know?

[@Howesenberg]

I approach Jurassic World movies with more patience and tolerance than I give other movies because of how much I love the universe. But this movie triggered something off in me, I just felt like I couldn't keep excusing it.

[@BrokenNooby64]

Well at least the trilogy is over. As sad as that sounds

[@Howesenberg]

It's so sad, genuinely I can't believe they've messed up such a unique universe.

[@LocseryuOfficial]

really should have ended at 3, it may be bad but i like the idea of it being a conclusion.

[@BrokenNooby64]

@@Howesenberg I had some really high hopes after the first one. I didnt see the second one til recently, but damn this just hurts.

[@amargwari2431]

Plot for a good dinosaur movie (Use it, just mention me in the credits or whatever) > cultists fish out dinosaur souls from hell > they posses monster trucks, fighter jets, apcs and tanks > machines but act like dinosaurs

[@Howesenberg]

It's crazy, but I would take crazy over bland any day. Get on the phone to Hollywood with your idea!

[@Malkontent1003]

Well. If Michael Bay ever wants another Transformers movie, this sounds like a plot he'd use.

[@melwinbrannert5023]

I'm really looking forward to watching your video about jurassic world because the latest movies really feel just meh because nothing really important is happening. because you know everyone will survive. and everything will be fine. I know you have a lot of videos going on now and I just want to wish you luck and I look forward to seeing them from your greatest supporter melwin brannert from sweden 😁

[@-fidget-1548]

I wish they would do more with the original book like the invisible carnators the one from fallen kingdom that sh*ts scary invisible predators

[@endowbi2423]

idk why I liked this one, I thought the firdt jurassic world was meh and I hated the second one, but for some reason I just had a good time watching this movie

[@conorhamersleyspage8173]

The Biggest they are, the Harder they fall

[@Howesenberg]

Sad Giga noises

[@pneumonianakey]

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

[@Howesenberg]

I don't know what this is but I like it

[@pneumonianakey]

@@Howesenberg here you gokzbin.info/www/bejne/fJmrlnqQpLyfZsk

[@pneumonianakey]

@@Howesenberg it's a good song 👍

[@TheZombo]

It’s actually my favorite of the Jurassic worlds

[@Howesenberg]

This upsets me greatly

[@TheZombo]

@@Howesenberg idk man, I enjoyed the movie

[@Howesenberg]

I say that in jest, it's perfectly fine to like a movie that someone else doesn't and vise versa. Feel free to say the reasons you liked it, I'm always open to hearing other opinions.

[@TheZombo]

@@Howesenberg I enjoyed it because it was nice to see the dinosaurs in a more open area, i know that movies like lost world and jp3 had more open environments but they were restricted to 1 jungle the whole time and jp3 sucked

[@Howesenberg]

Fair enough, for me I would have liked to of see more of them being in the wild and how people would deal with them, for example in Colin Trevorrow's short film Battle at Big Rock, that was like classic Jurassic Park mixed with the new world

[@thedankman1728]

Love you

[@xenon42069]

At this point, I want a full remake of the JP Trilogy but it must follow exactly like the novel and must contain all the gore from the book

[@SquareApple]

Jurassic World was decent, and actually frightening at times, but this, this is embarrassing

[@Howesenberg]

I'm glad you see it this way too. I felt ashamed for this movie.

[@jacobstevens5952]

Another good upload, thanks for saving my wallet the trouble of paying to see this!

[@erdalyaman3174]

Can you maybe make a video about The Tomorrow War? I love the movie, and would very much appreciate if you stated you’re opinions about it whether you like it or hate it.

[@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759]

My frustration at the movie is outweighed by the big man saying the two allos

[@d3rkn4ssthesecond]

Did my guy say 2 allosaurus when that's a allosarus and a carnotorus

[@Howesenberg]

Yeah I was kinda taking angry notes as I watched so I may have messed up some details for my unscripted rant. I'll do better on the full review

[@d3rkn4ssthesecond]

@@Howesenberg 👍🏻

[@thomasserri6155]

I watched today and I actually liked and enjoyed more than the last Jurassic world movie

[@WightEyes]

Humans just have to be friends with everything...

[@Howesenberg]

Which is totally a realistic take on how humans ACTUALLY are, we're well known for being beneficial to other life on earth

[@craigette6122]

They really went "Dinosaurs? No... bugssss.

[@Howesenberg]

Who wants to see lame ass Dinosaurs in their many varieties when you can have an animal that no one enjoys looking at

[@alexfelipe3620]

Still waiting on “the main video”

[@Howesenberg]

It's in the works, I'm taking my time on it because I have so much to say about it all

[@obsidian00]

LOCUSTS??? 😳🙄😩

[@Howesenberg]

Shocking isn't it lol

[@obsidian00]

@@Howesenberg …but…but…Dinosaurs???

[@juustinkanava5844]

Nice video epic movie watcher

[@taxfraud9509]

Bro blew up since I last watched congrats

[@coomman3734]

This is some bungus energy right here

[@TheRandomessSaurus]

jurassic park: the minions

[@diekamel1011]

YEEES cant wait for you to tear it up

[@platypus100]

Your gonna blow up doing those long form show episodes my guy. Like breaking bad and better call saul. Keep it up. Happy to be on board early.

[@Howesenberg]

Plenty of shows being planned, I appreciate you being here

[@ruiz661]

Thanks for the really good content and I also agree with this movie being pretty bad , and I couldn’t even count how many times one of the characters should’ve died but just didn’t cause of plot , this movie was extremely weak , I can’t even believe they made the locus food extinction/ little girl clone dna 🧬 a plot point in the movie like just stfu and make a movie about dinosaurs killing people all over the world ! and have the og trio and the new trio teaming up to stop all the dinosaurs or something , I don’t care !! this movie really had the potential to be as great as the original but they brew up hard .

[@A-10_go_BRRRRRRRT]

I hate how Own just Grabbed a Dilophosaurus like it’s a pitbull, it’s should have killed both of them then and thefe

[@Howesenberg]

I'm glad someone else noticed, that was ridiculous. Although every Dinosaur was treated like a toothless old dog so it fits with terribly misguided everything else was...god I hate this movie

[@A-10_go_BRRRRRRRT]

@@Howesenberg like I could understand if he did that to like maybe a smaller herbavore Dino, but a Dilophosaurus?? Really?

[@MistahJay7]

My favourite Dino the Real King Giganotosaurus was disrespected in this movie. He didn't even kill anyone......then died like a bitch in the end. Also why is this franchise targeted for 8 year olds? This movie was for little kids and despise it. Shit is straight up a Disney Movie now....Hope this franchise goes to hell lol doesn't even make sense how 20-30 Dinos that got released in Falllen Kingdom all the sudden are all over the world. Wtf was the point of the plot point if they weren't even going to use it. Literally the only good thing was Seeing Alan Grant again. That's it

[@Howesenberg]

I'm glad that we share a feeling of hatred towards this movie. It really embodies everything that went wrong with the franchise. I'm working on a video right now covering all the movies and my passionate hate for the last movie is adding coals to the engine while I work hard

[@MistahJay7]

@@Howesenberg Sweet was wondering if you were going to do a video on the movie and you have now answered my question lol cause yea this was just bad on all levels. After watching it I just felt like wtf was the point of this other then money obviously.

[@darknagaadventures7884]

when the 2nd book was a sequel to the first movie, not the first book, the whole thing lost me

[@daftmi9hty327]

You should watch the RED movies with Bruce Willis there a really fun watch

[@mambojambo4870]

This franchise died for me.

[@Howesenberg]

If it's not dead it's certainly on life support at this point

[@jimjamauto]

Dinosaurs of the Planet of the Apes

[@Howesenberg]

If Ceasar came in and tore off the Giga's head at the end, I would have enjoyed it very much.

[@jimjamauto]

@@Howesenberg it would also probably make more sense

[@sakkuyniron9756]

You know, I like when movies try to keep up with state of the art science and try to respect their subjects. I like my feathered, animalistic way less monstruous dinosaurs. But come on man. This movie is just. I don't have words. The dinosaurs presented there are just pure shit. They are either dumb monsters or dogs, with no self preservation, thye are unthinkably powerful and yet completely unable to hurt the main protagonists and they... are they causing chaos to our world ? The main crux of Jurassik Park 2, when the T rex is rampaging was that the presence of the T rex was basically a black ops, and even more than that, comes from the understanding in the movie that this is no animal but a big monster mama searching for her young. Here... I don't know. It just feels disgusting.

[@AesirUnlimited]

There was a dude next to me in the theatre who fell asleep about 1/3 into the movie.

[@Howesenberg]

I'm not surprised, it wasn't engaging at all. Which is a big concern when the movie is about bloody Dinosaurs

[@oliverhenshaw2754]

haha i fell asleep my girlfriend had to wake me up thats how awful the film was

[@johnwithey9788]

Hey man watch klayton fioriti and thegamingbeaver, you'll probably get along with them or watch spinosaurus vs I rex animation it's cool

[@goldridgedesign9069]

whoa whoa, don't trivialize Dr Wu bashing his Elbow. I did that a couple weeks ago, I can't feel my ring finer or pinky finger, typing is slightly difficult #Istandwithdrwu #getwelldrwu

[@depressoespressocomingup1810]

Mario with the magic dinosaur taming hands nearly made me laugh out loud in the theater god it was so stupid that it became a 'so bad it's kinda good' situation

[@potatoedude621]

Yeah honestly it was not as good as i thought it would be it just feels like there is not one antagonist aswell as feel like a montage

[@yareofthedaze8963]

SAUL GOODMAN!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@xenon42069]

Walter White!!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@yareofthedaze8963]

Saul white 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹☺️

[@canyonfox45thisismygoodsid68]

I think of it a bit differently. I mean,I was 10 or 11 when the first JP came out. I lied to both my parents to take me at different times to see it,and my friends parents, and them with mine and etc etc. Almost saw that as many times as T2. Theater staff letting 7 year olds in to watch Terminator 2 over and over was the coolest thing. Anyways being older now I only watch these new *"film's" so I can see a bit of mommy Bryce's leaping thigh's and totally awesome bewbage. The dino action was ruined in part 2.the blend of cgi and practical peaked in 3. And the new trilogy only had Bryce. muddy, sweaty, jiggly where it counts Bryce. Well, Jimmy Buffett and bad writing too.so i mean, if your into bad music and bad Cinema? Which clearly the majority of humans are so we can expect plenty more where this came from.

[@frelvis9684]

I pirated it and even then it didn’t feel worth it

[@dommonoid5022]

Maybe this is just a case of me loving dinosaurs way too much, but I honestly really liked this movie. Yes, it didn’t nearly have as much action, but for me the action we got was enough for me. I also really liked the Giga’s design and sounds. It really looked like a movie monster. Pretty good imo.

[@user-ok3fy9rj1y]

love your content mate, if you are ever in the states I will buy you a beer.

[@Malkontent1003]

Nice.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Jurassic world da minion 😳

[@Howesenberg]

It's all connected!

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@Howesenberg can’t wait for Jurassic Universe 21: The Lost Minion world where a 70 year old Owen fights Minion T Rex’s in space and nothing else interesting happens

[@MR_SHARP_POINT]

Such a big let down

[@ashyvlogs1132]

What franchises have become

[@daLurb]

First let's go

[@l.v1473]

I think they made it 12+ instead of 16+ bc they wanted more people Togo to the cinema. All about money always

[@daLurb]

Also cool video lol

[@ThatMUDbookisevil7040]

As a 90’s baby who loves Jurassic Park, this movie was 🗑️. Just as bad as season 8 of GoT.

[@Howesenberg]

Agreed

[@chasemoneyfate]

dammit i was about to watch it and this came out

[@steel_courage7442]

So bad bro. Y’all aren’t even ganna have to wait long….this movie is going to be free on Netflix in about a month XD .

[@Howesenberg]

I'm still gonna buy in on Blu Ray because I wanna see all the behind the scenes stuff and interviews so I can hear them try and justify this train wreck.

[@thedailyjab662]

Hee hee ....this movie is worse than diarrhea in a spacesuit .....thanks for the review...👍

[@johnaustin209]

Thanks for suffering so we don't have to.

[@mrpotatonutz9154]

I went and saw this a few days ago….garbage. It was terrible completely until they escaped Malta. Then it sucked less but was terrible.

[@Zues__864]

It was so dumb and boring I fell asleep in the theater 😂🤦🏼

[@Howesenberg]

I've heard others saying they fell asleep too! Can't say I blame them.

[@gdslither6450]

bro i fell asleep watching this movie

[@Howesenberg]

I'm not surprised at all lol

[@sliicez_mist5206]

In my opinion it wasn't bad

[@koreyplaz]

It may not be as good as others but I really liked the movie yeah the story was shit but I really liked it so I disagree with you about it being everything bad.

[@Howesenberg]

That's fine, we can't all like the same things. What did you enjoy about it?

[@balex55lp]

JW is not JP, in my Mind JW is just a Shit Fan Made Movie, but thats just my opinion..

[@Howesenberg]

I would love to treat it as you suggest, but the reality is these movies are in the same universe as the contain the same characters unfortunately.

[@ghostguitarboy5499]

The dinosaurus in this movie are so dumb

[@5D_Films]

dominion is like if wheat thins was a movie. just bland and boring

[@GrubGaba]

Such a huge let down.

[@thedankman1728]

Bb

[@tatata1543]

Christ it was awful.

[@louighi91]

By far the worst one

[@Howesenberg]

Agreed

[@frankorobinson1540]

Are you done whining now,😆 lol

[@bigvidboi4909]

bro this would've been a great dino crisis movie

[@PabloHernandez-yo9qd]

More bullshit statement 🙄

[@Howesenberg]

Can you explain?

[@PabloHernandez-yo9qd]

@Howesenberg everyone wanted a planet of the apes style movie, but in real life, people do live and coexist with animals like North America, Africa, and South East Asia, so how is it unrealistic to do the same for the dinosaur.

[@PabloHernandez-yo9qd]

​@Howesenberg, how is it that very one, including you can't see that people will use dinosaur for money like they do with the animals that are existing to day and people who live close to the forest and other countries had to deal with animals to so why can't they do the same for the dinosaur.