just a few funny ghost stories dub bits

[@o.lemon.o]

okay but real question is,,,, WHERE CAN I WATCH GHOST STORIES PLZ IVE BEEN WANTING TO FOR SO LONG OMFG 😭😭

[@tee-i3u]

CHRUNCHYROLL

[@sarahelizabeth6713]

the full episodes used to be on youtube but i think they got taken down DX. It's still on thewatchcartoononline.tv for free though!

[@kiralyn7579]

I watch it on vrv. If it's on there it's also on chunchyroll.

[@name7918]

@@sarahelizabeth6713 same site I use

[@mxvseq]

animesuge

[@milkkk300]

"Hey can u guys hear anything?" "Yknow what I hear? I hear the sound of u shutting the f**ck up"

[@meiznz]

"Let's see...... seven?" "What the fck are you talking about?"

[@turtlenuggs5677]

This is how actual siblings interact (coming from a person with a sibling)

[@joanmorales2747]

Seven

[@depressedthoughts]

A view of the bloodstained lake.. AAAAAAAH

[@ghostlyc646]

@@meiznz 7

[@mpampinosboi]

"Have you accepted jesus as your personal savior" "No I'm Jewish "

[@depressedthoughts]

"When god closes a door...."

[@corbanbausch9049]

More like HaveyouacceptedJesusasyourpersonalsavior?

[@ErenYeager-wx1ir]

Yes, I'm christian

[@forggy23]

“not get out get saved :D”

[@aziza4654]

No, I’m Muslim

[@Envylite287]

"I swear too god blue"

[@homoxymoronomatura]

I'm serious, bitch

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

AAAAARRRRRHHH

[@depressedthoughts]

"SHE'S looking straight at us, I don't think we hit very well."

[@quillian6997]

*to*

[@nunyabiznes33]

Californians: Hehehe hehe, hehe Texans: Ass!

[@tear_in7897]

no ones talking about how that one dude keeps breaking the fourth wall-

[@MainMite06]

*How do I know that you're not breaking the 4th wall now?!*

[@_ikako_]

breaking the 3rd wall* because they're in 2d not 3d

[@k4taraa]

@@_ikako_ yeah they pointed that out in the anime too

[@DrakoNotDraco]

The wall

[@koolaid9208]

i often imagine oikawa saying the things that the 4th wall breaker says (same dub actor)

[@drowsy6333]

“Oh it may be blue now but soon it’ll be redder than Republican Texas” aw damn

[@depressedthoughts]

I can't even look at it See right now I'm turning away not looking at it.

[@lverslane820]

No I swear to god... *BLUE*

[@fernandod4046]

Couldn't throw a Carrie reference could they?

[@hinatabike5633]

*Me who lives in Texas* LMFAO

[@truedarkness4052]

At least Texas won't be red for much longer

[@sophiejoy6089]

"principal's always look like lesbians....MOM-"

[@iamnothere3735]

no it can’t be…

[@roleemack1535]

But is it true about what she said?

[@sophiejoy6089]

@@roleemack1535 mostly yeah lol

[@egeumuttali7295]

haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior ?

[@anklebiter7738]

No... I'm Jewish.

[@martinbefartin]

no im jewish

[@stringster9695]

No.. im muslim

[@spacegay2727]

No I'm gay as fuck

[@pulloutcouch6446]

No, I'm an atheist

[@scarlettdawson3956]

" A view of the blood stained lake-AHHHH" "blood stained lake?" "AHHHHHH-" 0:26

[@LEGENDARYYTLEGENDARYS]

the girl fool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

That killed me lmfao

[@depressedthoughts]

Oh it may be blue now but soon it will be redder than Republican Texas.

[@pastelpinksparrow9436]

Lol

[@xiaolin867]

​@@depressedthoughts No I'm serious, bitch. 🌊👈🙂 I swear to God, blue.

[@oni5909]

0:52 as someone who’s never seen this show before this absolutely killed me

[@arstotzka2205]

That shit made me fall out of my chair

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

First time I’ve ever seen a clip of this anime was “It’s not because your a rabbit! It’s because your black!”

[@nettclone]

@@nebula5371 I saw “because his pajamas are gay”

[@greatestgianni]

@DaddyGayKermit I saw "What a gifted seamstress! I hope you're not a homosexual!"

[@Someone-do4gz]

@@sugarpapaelmo2004 same

[@rae300]

Hajime : I can read -notwellbuticanread- and those letters,,,, aRE BACKWARDS!!!!

[@MainMite06]

You dont say?!

[@anagogidze9783]

Daernacitubllewton

[@K_________2935]

He-hello? Backwards with the letters

[@MainMite06]

@@anagogidze9783 !tihson

[@juliannarosario3281]

the humor in this show was ahead of its time

[@Dyslexiella]

Are you sure... It was pretty acceptable when this came out, say this shit today and you get cancelled for understandable reasons but still.

[@tacobelle404]

@@Dyslexiella that isn't how it works you dingus

[@CapREX77]

@@Dyslexiella *“UnDeRStaNdabLe rEAsONs”*

[@NymbusCumulo928]

@@Dyslexiella um . . . I didn't really hear anything that would warrant a "cancellation" except maybe the lesbian principal joke, but that's more funny than offensive

[@fluffzone6100]

@@Dyslexiella "understandable" ahaahhahaha someone's a little young

[@Jojo-lk4wx]

I swear I bet the voice actors just said whatever they felt like saying

[@vamp0065]

From what i heard, they didnt have a script to go by lmao

[@blueberrytarts2330]

yeah that’s exactly what they did

[@whaccoon]

Thats literally just the English dub

[@GusCraft460]

The original Japanese version bombed so they told the English dubbing team to do whatever would make it do better in the US.

[@CptObvious]

@@GusCraft460 That's a common misconception. It actually did very well in Japan. The story of it flopping is a lie that Steven Foster came up with to explain why he changed the script so much when dubbing the show. He was already well known at the time for taking massive liberties with dubs and drastically changing the tone of the show. Ghost Stories is the only one that didn't receive backlash, and that's purely because he came up with the story that Ghost Stories failed in Japan.

[@lizzyhoffman8944]

"RUN SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH" kills me everytime

[@cherrycola3380]

I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE FACT THAT THESE AREN’T UNKNOWN VOICE ACTORS. LIKE MF OIKAWA’S VA IS IN THIS. honestly this dub is golden

[@randomnerdgeek1855]

I'll never get over the fact that this isn't a fandub but actually dubbing

[@marcelavela4978]

And the guy in glasses has kaoru’s vA from ohshc 😭

[@jam_plays_games]

And the older kid is literally Linhardt from Fire Emblem

[@chancecarlson2023]

Who's oikawa?

[@meissinmonterroso8273]

@@chancecarlson2023 I think a character from haikyou

[@MidgeArts]

"Oh my God what's even going on here these are the fastest lip flaps I've ever had to sync"

[@waffledoesstuff2145]

Someone: *Does anything That one girl: Have you ever heard of my boi Jesus?

[@sasha44486]

"Principals always look like lesbians" she didnt lie😩[3:06]

[@k4taraa]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[@mysteryyoutuber830]

“MOM?! No it can’t be..”

[@malak-ds2dr]

One of my favorite moments is "I told you everything is gonna be fine. Why are you crying?" "Those pajamas are gay"

[@Zyk0th]

One of my favorites comes literally right before that line "Are you sure you're not going to die?" "Are you talking about the piano ghost?" *SCREAM*

[@geckheck2416]

0:48 im LOSING MY MIND at how he says this its so fucking funny

[@suyaigoated]

0:52 IM CRYING THIS IS GOLDEN

[@anaig9599]

0:18 lmaooo why she gotta say it like that😭

[@ProlificPops]

0:44 The delivery of this line gets me everytime lmao

[@jadedjade584]

why are all of these comments from the past 2 days-

[@sarahelizabeth6713]

Your guess is as good as mine

[@Envylite287]

This was in like everyone’s recommend

[@sarahelizabeth6713]

@@Envylite287 just all of the sudden?? youtube's algorithm never ceases to confuse me.. not complaining tho, hope y'all are havin fun

[@lilscrilla5081]

@@sarahelizabeth6713 They searched it up lol, as well as me! 😅

[@Alexie_3]

"Run she is a ghost and a bitch" -cat

[@Tony-112]

That cat is my spirit animal 😂😂😂😹

[@macncheese575]

The cat is a literal demon

[@rafamezetti2259]

This is pure comedy and its genius

[@kare_051]

this dub seems like the english va's just lit the scripts on fire and made their own anime

[@corbanbausch9049]

Pretty much

[@Halford_Steel]

Yep

[@chris_wizzudz]

That’s kinda what they did, actually 😂

[@Why_It]

"I believe there is a short-circuit between the chair and the keyboard" is a slept on line.

[@tommyboy2836]

Honestly

[@sz.1.]

“Leave me alone I’m doing my standard anime elbows up pose” AAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE 💀

[@noxdii8434]

A view of the blood-stained lake.. *AAAAAAAHHH* “Blood-stained lake?” *AAAAAAAHHH*

[@hoodinislilsub980]

"Animal Sematary. Do you hear the plot bell?" "I hope Stephen King doesn't hear about this..." Poor Steph...

[@RiotRatMonarchy]

THE WAY SHE SCREAMS WHEN SHE SAYS BLOODSTAINED LAKE PLEASE

[@kyon-kyon-]

AAAAAAHHH

[@cxttoncandy_skies4771]

My favorite ones 0:27 0:42 0:51 1:23 1:31 1:53 2:16 3:05 3:32

[@ajinmericancitizen8723]

“Principal’s always look like lesbians... MOM?! No it can’t be.”

[@billtree52]

"Drop the Krispy Kreme, Serpico!" Holy shit what a gem

[@Mha_enthusiast0]

This is gen z Humor preformed before it’s time (Woah I started a riot lmao

[@eiru6739]

Nah this is too good for gen z

[@k4taraa]

Gen Z would have a heart attack over this shit

[@bewilderment8735]

bitches in the replies acting like they arent part of gen z

[@k4taraa]

@@bewilderment8735 and if i’m not?

[@benjirivoh]

@@k4taraa good for you then.

[@smolderiing7166]

Ironically, I’m 70% sure the woman who voiced the Christian girl in this dub also voices a vulgar Angel in another anime

[@darthportus]

She is also Mirajane Strauss from Fairy tail.

[@semi-mi5164]

Stocking from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt? you are very cultured

[@DragonKnight90001]

@@darthportus ……Jesus christ your right

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Yep. Also quite a bitch in reality

[@thatspiderinurroom]

2:27 "Run she's a ghost and a bitch" killed me

[@2pringles]

Legendary tier dub. You gotta hand it to whoever made the decision to go absolutely ham on the "localization" aspect.

[@brreaad]

This is the most WONDERFUL THING I've ever witnessed.

[@prishachandra1101]

how its racist and Islamophobic

[@brreaad]

@@prishachandra1101 Sorry what 😃🔫

[@qqqhv8777]

@@prishachandra1101 How can people defend islam when it's sexist, homophobic and promotes pedophilia?

[@kr0wleyampsie930]

They break the 4th wall so many times 😂😂😂

[@snipergoatzz3944]

2:26 RUN SHES A GHOST AND A BITCH lmao my fav moment

[@guaxinim_toxico]

“leaving me in the cemetery...” *”what a guy”*

[@kingjulian1963]

"Lets see, 7?" Gets me everytime.

[@Whovian103]

"What the FUCK are you talking about?!?!"

[@stellaiguess_4002]

NOONE IS TALKING ABOUT OIKAWA’S ENGLISH VA BEING IN HERE

[@k4taraa]

who?

[@DrakoNotDraco]

@@k4taraa Oikawa

[@rl6321]

@@k4taraa guy from Haikyuu, I think.

[@k4taraa]

@@rl6321 ah okay, thanks

[@utsxkushii]

Noya too lmao

[@vamptonio]

Hajime Is a mood.

[@Dyslexiella]

OMGGGG Xinyan hi queen, can I get a 10 piece chicken nugget tho

[@ultrainstinctv1nce574]

“You know what I hear? I here the sound of you shutting the fuck up!” Had me in tears 😂

[@ALu-nq8rf]

Even redder than republican Texas 😂😂😂

[@The1pokemaster1]

No I'm serious, bitch. (points to lake) Swear to God, blue. 🤣🤣🤣

[@beanpastee_3425]

the script for this dub seems to be written by a Gen Z

[@blueberrytarts2330]

fun fact: they improvised half of the scenes 😭😭

[@datemasamune2106]

Nah, too many racist, sexist and otherwise fucked up jokes for those lil shits to tolerate, lmao.

[@julien5664]

@@datemasamune2106 hahah im liberal to a degree i love it..its funny!!

[@marshymoo5765]

@@datemasamune2106 What do you think comedy is these days

[@lexapro.4140]

@@datemasamune2106 you’re kidding this is literally all of our favorite shows its hilarious

[@thenightcorereaper]

DROP THE KRISPY CREAM

[@HoneyPatch_]

Krispy Kreme**

[@nova_altair3466]

A two year old vid but ppl are just remembering there best dub there is

[@bad_boypikachu]

0:24 has been and will always be my favorite, even though I never watched the anime. Never fails to make me laugh.

[@lq7b509]

2:50 "I hope Stephen King never sees this" Sorry bestie, little too late for that.

[@electrobob992]

Ah yes, the original official abridged series. We need more like this tbh.

[@sk8_infinityrr764]

“ you guys She’s looking straight at us I don’t think we hid well”

[@frostymo5324]

Yui really going crazy in this dub

[@bluecheese.stx8]

1:40 😭😭😭

[@darkabyss8066]

Principal always looks like lesbians . . . . mOM!?

[@nickiteehee6193]

"OMGWHATTHEHELLISHAPPENINGHERETHESEARETHEFASTESTFLIPFLOPSIVEEVERSEEN" "Drop the Krispy Creme Serpico, we need ur help 🤬" those are my two favs

[@Taro-on5fr]

0:52 That cat is my mood every day

[@jbeans500]

um why are there only two comments-

[@sarahelizabeth6713]

You can help Wikipedia by expanding it

[@sarahelizabeth6713]

I did not expect this to actually work-

[@Envylite287]

@@sarahelizabeth6713 bless Wikipedia

[@sirwatzhizface]

This is the anime equivalent of Friendship is Witchcraft

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

Omgg I forgot about that

[@captain.spooky]

Bruh this anime is damn there a parody its self lmfao

[@MLFLimeyO]

“AND THOSE LETTERS…….. ARE BACKWARDS!” The “letters”: Are numbers

[@ahlyviamurphy9545]

THE BLOODSTAINED LAKE ONE ALWAYS GETS ME

[@eiru6739]

“RUN!! She’s a ghost AND a bitch!!”

[@xavierkazoo1619]

This show is so funny in the way that it only exists by accident and something like this will never be made again.

[@electrobob992]

I could have sworn the parent company of the original anime just told the dubbing company to BS it because of how much the original tanked.

[@markfloppus]

i refuse to believe that Hajime has the same english VA as oikawa-

[@jam_plays_games]

And Linhardt from Fire Emblem lol

[@S-titik]

I like freedom🤣

[@cherrycola3380]

“let’s see, 7?” “what the FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”

[@MrCheeseDaBoi]

0:26 why she go AAAAGH the same way 2 times

[@ethandoesathing2711]

*"OHMYGODWHATTHEHELL'SHAPPENINGTHESEARETHEFASTESTLIPFLAPSI'VEEVERHADTOSYNC"*

[@yippescorner]

SERIOUSLY THIS IS A DUB THEY PUT ON DVD OR TV WHAT. IF I WAS A KID, I WOULD BE HELLA CONFUSED AND PROBABLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[@ozzy2134]

DVD

[@Nate_the_Nobody]

This is basically a licensed abridged series, it's so fucking amazing 🤣

[@r33s3s_]

I can’t believe Hajime’s voice actor is the same guy who does Linhardt in fe3h it’s too fitting

[@jam_plays_games]

It’s so bizzare and yet makes perfect sense

[@Edgee_yy]

“Nah I’m serious bitch, I swear to god blue.”

[@howdidigethere259]

This has to be a TFS thing, I CANNOT believe this would be real..

[@3sedem]

No its an offical dub

[@howdidigethere259]

@@3sedem wow

[@k4taraa]

it’s a masterpiece

[@eLMatiuu]

1:32 Perfect spanish 😌👌

[@Moneymaker_568]

2:07 ... am muslim,

[@muniibajibriil9407]

.. the dub

[@jeroldhatold6862]

my fathers muslim

[@depressedthoughts]

Not get out, get saved

[@mroqai5397]

Stop abusing women or something.

[@Moneymaker_568]

@@mroqai5397 am a female to lol

[@emilythegreat18]

0:46 to 0:59 got me dying bro-

[@ramennoodles471]

I love how not one, but two Ouran High School Host Club VA’s were involved in this

[@evaggeliasaradakou6451]

"RUN SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH"

[@obviouslunch805]

"leave me alone im doing my standard anime elbows up pose"

[@robotortoise]

"I think there's a short circuit between the chair and the keyboard" IT jokes in Ghost Stories. incredible

[@chickenwaffle9221]

That cat just roasted those kids

[@radiantsana]

never knew the dub version of an anime was superior till I saw ghost stories.

[@Creadigol1863]

I’ll never get over that ‘I swear to god, blue.’ Is Fakir

[@daddychill4836]

“Leave me alone I’m doing Standard anime Elbow up pose “

[@jhascorner]

"a view of the blood stain lake ÆēÄH" "the blood stain lake?" ÆēÄH

[@MrCheeseDaBoi]

1:32 lolll

[@auralunaprettycure]

The funny thing about the ugly comment is that I actually kinda like the character designs in this show, it’s still a great line though

[@mariasanchezm.364]

I am dead of laugh XD

[@humanzamboni2420]

“Your such a bitch.” “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” “I HAVE AN ITCH.”

[@gamgan_]

THEY ARE BACKWARDS!

[@GunkyDunky]

0:29 the subtitles say horse screames😭

[@carm_ar]

this is one of the most beautiful dubs ive ever heard

[@colonelrubix]

0:58 - He just like me fr...

[@Yoogzx]

2:07 kinda offended ngl. still funny tho

[@k4taraa]

that’s the point

[@TechnoTrex1089]

The funny

[@tvgirl6717]

“run she’s a ghost and a bitch” please😭