"Uncle Luigi took off work to watch what you did!" 🤣😂🤣 LMAO!
@Ken-iu2zp3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@bridgetdraper86714 жыл бұрын
Thank God for this man! I relate to him and he doesn't get political or constantly swear! Absolutely hilarious! Reminds me of my life growing up!
@cathypascale81877 жыл бұрын
Agree. One of the best comedians out there today. SO funny.
@jackieb50707 жыл бұрын
great physical comedian..... no barrage of politically attacking people....real life stories people can relate to and best of all not substituting a curse word every 3 minutes to make up fro lack of talent which is often the modus operandi for alot of comedians today
@vladimiralvarez11626 жыл бұрын
linden826 true even my kiddos can watch it lol
@peanut24cute496 жыл бұрын
Yes,the no talents,every second word is a curse word,stinks !!!
@Figs36 жыл бұрын
I was just offended by him throwing out the pickles. That monster! Pickles are amazing on a sandwich you need that crunch! Hahaha
@badnewsBH6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the Subway ones aren't good dills. You can pitch those. :P
@Figs36 жыл бұрын
@@badnewsBH I mean you're going to Subway it's like complaining about McDonald's and saying that the burger wasn't high quality.
@Candice77 жыл бұрын
LMAO " uncle Luigi took of work...to watch what u just did" my sides! LOL
@roseanntaddeo64537 жыл бұрын
HE IS THE BEST COMEDIAN OUT THERE HYSTERICAL
@conniecaruso78596 жыл бұрын
I married an Italian....and he is so true...very funny
@rocker76m883 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@Rickman1658 жыл бұрын
best comedian out there today.
@andlus99227 жыл бұрын
lmao, not by a longshot is he the best, check dipaolo
@TehDMBfan7 жыл бұрын
lol dipaolo is every grumpy douche bag ever
@atomai10007 жыл бұрын
Man, you have really not seen very many comedians have you? This guy is like a 2/10
@Rickman1657 жыл бұрын
my opinion I have a right bro.
@sugarnads7 жыл бұрын
yeah im not laughing
@terryroberts72163 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm bummed or down I watch him...he makes me smile and in a good mood...thanks ...
@LesiureBoy5 жыл бұрын
"Run it through the garden" is what I say now whenever I'm up at Subway.
@carlottavigna78227 жыл бұрын
This guy ROCKS!!! I'm Italian...he's right!
@sharonfabrizio89175 жыл бұрын
Yes me too. The cake mom had hidden just for company. My brother and I laughed so hard.
@chavoloco915 жыл бұрын
Tell that to Mussolini
@shellyortiz19775 жыл бұрын
Binge watching on this dude i cant he makes me crack up laughing
@bmarko59284 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@Afrimusican3 жыл бұрын
Me treis!
@rocker76m883 жыл бұрын
Same
@piontropechetrini56406 жыл бұрын
I really like this man he is funny and doesn't swear a lot, unless the part of the story requires it.
@JackD-ve1gx7 жыл бұрын
I died at the couch part 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@Madisonrvr4 жыл бұрын
"Saw the couch in half..."
@veteranpatriot44746 жыл бұрын
I love this guy because he is not gross, He tosses some profanities in but they are well placed for effect, Not profanity every other. word,
@royal1investments6 жыл бұрын
Exactly, big difference between his style and 99% of the comedians out there that think that by being constantly profane is the ONLY way to get people to laugh.
@stevedouglas73756 жыл бұрын
Exactly Jason. He is simply funny as heck doing his bits --- without --- dropping F bombs all over the place. I like this bit and actually, I truly like all of what he does. Again, he's genuinely funny and when I see him on interviews, he does "not" have an over-inflated ego. He really seems centered and down to earth. He does "not" make a big deal of himself. Love it!!
@longhornfanforever15766 жыл бұрын
He's hilarious.
@DENIEL3814 жыл бұрын
YES THAT WAS EDDIE MURPHY'S PROBLEM FUCK FUCK FUCK GROSS.
@Ella-queen974 жыл бұрын
Exactly, and I’m surprised because Italians in general swear on a daily basis but he uses it in a way that just makes you die of laughter
@noneofyourbusiness2437 жыл бұрын
Love the garage sale bit! Totally agree 100% with the father's view!!!!
@didempark86047 жыл бұрын
this guy kills me, so hilarious
@Chrisoula176 жыл бұрын
He's so Italian.
@kapediten19684 жыл бұрын
South Italian mostly.
@oldtexasblues36054 жыл бұрын
none of that, his parents are
@amykessler62923 жыл бұрын
And very Handsome! He's adorable and soo Good!
@MrMonty085 жыл бұрын
I love Sebastian. I see me in his attitude towards people, hahaaa... must be an Italian thing.lol
@legendaddy25715 жыл бұрын
"take the shot, nunzio" 😄😄😄
@paleamigo85754 жыл бұрын
I love all stories that involve his Father!🤣
@Guineamick7 жыл бұрын
hahahahaa omg im back to listen to this again... uncle luigi took off to watch what u just did.. GET IN THE TRUNK!!! h HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYINGGGG
@melodybelfiore39347 жыл бұрын
love this guy! my husband is full blooded italian I've thought of stuff like this but he puts his whole heart into it!!! more more!!!
@MarcoQuelloConGliOcchiChiari6 жыл бұрын
miraccomando ogni anno deve tornare a respirare italia ...
@dawnjawid1790 Жыл бұрын
This guy is funny. I love his Italian humor...as well as other scenarios. And he is not crude or cursing all the time. Also...he is quite handsome...which doesn't hurt. Lol. 💜🤣💜
@hildadetweiler47257 жыл бұрын
GORGEOUS, SO FUNNY, SMART...... WHAT A COMEDIAN!!! THE BEST IVE EVER SEEN;);) love him
@patrickredmond14986 жыл бұрын
Italians are the best. And the women, oh my God the women.
@TheStuport7 жыл бұрын
"Run It Through The Garden".......Priceless
@pongufogu94574 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants ti explain to nonchicagonese what the heck it means 🙄!
@ToddAmbrose6 жыл бұрын
"Run it through the garden" 3 people got that line.
@whitenoiseihearu40185 жыл бұрын
Todd Ambrose ...Chicago phrase.
@richarddelapena30565 жыл бұрын
Yea. It's a Chicago thing
@jaywho4764 жыл бұрын
Ah we got it, Einsteins.
@jcbulldog5334 жыл бұрын
@@richarddelapena3056 I'm not from Chicago,I got exactly what he meant & so did my family..Not that difficult to figure it out??!!!
@bbqsauce8754 жыл бұрын
@@jcbulldog533 what is it?
@c.estrada82896 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, he's freakin' hilarious! 😂😂😂
@AlexanderGarcia-og9cr4 жыл бұрын
You dont need profanities. You just a great line. Then run it through the garden. 😆
@swiftofficial72385 жыл бұрын
First time out ever!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m done!!!
@elgriego3316 жыл бұрын
Shows you can be very funny and not be profane and classless!
@eldadamico40863 жыл бұрын
Just watched Sebastian and boy did he nail it!
@rafikbaladi65557 жыл бұрын
Amazing artist and show. PASSIONATE
@TKCoburn47 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! He makes my sides hurt from laughing so hard!!!
@yammi60896 жыл бұрын
I am on the ground laughing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
@francesvansiclen32456 жыл бұрын
Being Italian is the absolute best thing in the world- too bad everybody can't be !!!!
@nathangeiger-luciano22385 жыл бұрын
I love being Italian
@francesvansiclen32455 жыл бұрын
@#TEAM TRUMP - yes ! TRUMP 2020
@rubymorris445 жыл бұрын
Reincarnation scares me. What if I dont come back Italian?
@enricoangelini76295 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't mean to be anal but he's an American - Italian, there is quite a difference, both in a good and bad way obviously.
@lloydearle43775 жыл бұрын
lol, you told them.
@tipofelice7 жыл бұрын
Sebastian always breaks me up. He is one of the best out there today. Terrific!
@anniepisapia6 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Maniscalco is the funnist comedian out there. I laughed so hard I fell off the bed. Truth
@locutus11266 жыл бұрын
Italian parents tell it like it is. I used to play soccer but was not that good. I wanted to play travel soccer and my dad said your no good, your 16 now, go see your uncle mario and get a job moving concrete from truck using wheel barrow. I missed playing soccer but by 18, I paid cash for a 1990 mustang.
@patrickminossora61334 жыл бұрын
xD hahahah
@amykessler62923 жыл бұрын
Smart Italian father! My Dad insisted I get a fin college degree! Hilarious story about Italian Dads!
@briankenakin41713 жыл бұрын
Funny every time I watch it. Describes how my family operated. Old school.
@saucyficus9666 жыл бұрын
"Run it through the garden!" I'm dying.
@RPMX46 ай бұрын
The intensity and body language. Brilliant and perfectly executed! Love SM!! One of my top three favs. Maybe two, with Chappelle
@VikkiLynn4 жыл бұрын
Omg! I laughed so hard my eyes were watering! "Take a shot Nunzio"
@sonnydortmund15132 жыл бұрын
"Just run it through the garden" God damn that's funny, and a good one ! Think I'm stealing it! 🤣👊🏻
@darkforest33334 жыл бұрын
friggin comic genius of our time!!!
@brendamartin35833 жыл бұрын
I love him, he makes me laugh every time,
@josephinelarosa70313 жыл бұрын
We love 💕 you, Sebastian, for bringing us laughter and light 🕯️ during a difficult time
@jeanmarielieb2929 Жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@Internationale14 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!!!! guy is a legend. best delivery of ALL TIME!
@billvenner254 жыл бұрын
A natural. Top shelf comedy. My new favorite
@nicksacco50416 жыл бұрын
He's gonna make you whatever the hell he wants 😂
@Jvyez6 жыл бұрын
“ITS GONNA BE GOOOOOOOOOD” 😂
@kathleenmcquade54134 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Very clean no vulgarity. Had tickets to see him in Albany but due to Corona virus postponed very disappointed keep up the great job you are doing.!!!!!
@kenreese56967 жыл бұрын
him and Bill burr are the best in the biz!
@hotnAZ7 жыл бұрын
no on the bill burr he went over the edge and just tries to hard ends up not so funny
@vitocorleone14626 жыл бұрын
ken reese Don't forget Dave Chappelle
@SJzimmers6 жыл бұрын
ken reese Louis Ck too
@paulbricklayer44915 жыл бұрын
Bill burr is number one that’s just me but this guy is pretty good
@lissu74624 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan
@spoly01137 жыл бұрын
I love this guy!!
@dianemessina85216 жыл бұрын
CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN JAN 2019 AT MSG NEW YORK!!!!
@michellleboyd41507 жыл бұрын
OUTRAGEOUS! BEST COMEDIAN ALIVE!!!! LOVE YOU SEBASTIAN!!!!
@rickiovine21704 жыл бұрын
Love the SebMan!
@1stGeorgiaGirl4 жыл бұрын
We used to order lunch from an Italian Deli down the street from our office. The old man who owned the place was just like that guy he described using the meat cutter. You got it his was way and if you argued, you were cut off. He was the best place for lunch in the area and he knew it, so we all towed the line.
@DMarie-yg9mb4 жыл бұрын
Clean and funny!
@may80436 жыл бұрын
Omg, I'm crying.
@skintuition90837 жыл бұрын
I love you Sebastian. Come to Melbourne.
@amykessler62923 жыл бұрын
He's handsome Truly loves what he does and we can tell has put a lot of thought into his act! A class act comedy show! Found him during the start of this crazy virus! Truly a God send! Once had an Italian boyfriend and I can truly say very romantic and heart of gold. The only guy that gave me a beautiful gold ankle bracelet. Mamma Mia !
@loumorrell612 жыл бұрын
I love this guy he is awesome!
@fernandosalas85896 жыл бұрын
iam Latino and I don't go to Subway everything is measured I suffer when the guy pulls out a scoop, so I'll go to an Italian deli nothing measured just one huge sandwich no merci.
@angelcitygirl5 жыл бұрын
Italians are the original Latins. 😁😁
@kirkf4crewdawg6044 жыл бұрын
@@angelcitygirl Italians are the only ethnic Latinos, to be honest.
@alarikwood33304 жыл бұрын
Damm right. I love Italian subs. They are literally classified as a lethal weapon. Lol. And very good.
@brutonano95214 жыл бұрын
@@angelcitygirl Cierto!!
@lindabeacher32593 жыл бұрын
Sebastian you are the best! I love your comedy, you make me laugh hysterically. I am not Italian but I grew up around a lot of Italians. We had landlords that were Italian Amiel and Louise funniest time of my childhood? They were great people I still remember them at 70 years old. You are outstanding!... You bring me back to so many wonderful memories everything you talk about thank you from my heart for your humor it is greatly appreciated! 🤗☺️😉☃️
@cisium11842 жыл бұрын
He makes me feel good about the way I was raised.
@TehDMBfan7 жыл бұрын
His best clip. And I've seen them all
@wakeandbake70627 жыл бұрын
1st time seen and i love him
@proffesordick45897 жыл бұрын
Beautiful!!!!
@dominickciminello46596 жыл бұрын
hilarious, this guy brings back mamories of Pat Cooper and is just as good
@3225Angela2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot, Nunzio! 🤣🤣
@robertward81304 жыл бұрын
Saw the coach in half😁
@johnc19756 жыл бұрын
I did the El Camino trail in Spain last year, people from all over the world, many Italians. Most people in ugly baggy hiking clothes, here come the Italians, form fitting brightly colored spandex, La Sportiva running shoes, they had style,e even on a hiking trail.
@gregormiller40376 жыл бұрын
Haha...would be a great routine:)
@TheRbruin104 жыл бұрын
Very true! You wont see an Italian at a Starbucks or Airport with PJs looking like shit, gotta dress in style whenever going out in public
@iinerd4 жыл бұрын
Well American-Italians may be don’t play basketball but here in Italy we do a lot!!! Our golden generation arrived 2nd at Olympics 2004 ( just before TEAM USA with nba players!!) losing the final against lots of Italian descent of Argentina: surnames like Ginobili, Scola, Sconocchini, Nocioni are Italian descents !! so... not bad, init !!? 😂😂😂😂
@MotownCountry7 жыл бұрын
i like this guy, he's funny. no need to cuss a lot and be gross (yeah, dane cook....i'm lookin at you!)
@boogeen14 жыл бұрын
Lol! Man, I've been to some of these small chain Subway-style shops in different towns and reacted like the lady he's describing. Don't want to go into a shop I've never been to study the board when there's twenty hungry people behind me in line. I'll just ask the person behind the counter to guide me along.
@thebeastsbeauty27754 жыл бұрын
I Was 22 When My Mother And I Had Our First Tag Sale. My Father’s Like “What Are You Doing? We’re Not Poor. Throw It Away. “Daddy, It’s For People Who Can’t Afford To Buy Things At Full Price.” He Says “That’s Why You Bring It To The Church.” My Mother’s All “It’s A Good Way To Meet New Neighbors.” We Never Should Have Let My Father Sit Down. Everyone Who Came Up “Go Ahead, Just Take It. Take It For Your Little Girl. It’s Alright. She Likes It. Go Ahead.” My Mom And I Had Everything Washed And Spotless. Every Year, Following That, We Had A Tag Sale. If I Bought Something And Don’t Like It, My Father Is All “Save It For The Tag Sale.” Now, I’ve Got People Coming To My Sisters-In-Law’s House Just For The Annual Tag Sale. This Man Comes Every Year. He Says It’s Like Shopping At Neiman Marcus. 🤣 Sure. If They Gave Everything Away For Free!
@optophobe3 жыл бұрын
Call me racist but the Italian Canadians are truly the greatest people. Every experience I've had with Italians from Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal has confirmed it. This comment goes to Dante, Gino and Tony.
@copperfish5434 жыл бұрын
2:55 Saw the couch in half...LOL
@alessandraparodi65773 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is too funny, love him
@jeanbucceri16644 жыл бұрын
Love this guy
@leanneblake42486 жыл бұрын
I am Not Bias , but Italians are Great. . He is Funny.
@pgal28693 жыл бұрын
"We broke it before we put it in the garbage"! OMG.... I do this, my Dad did it, my grandfather's did it!!!!
@ikaikaxkeahi3 жыл бұрын
I watch both comedians! Russel and Sebastian!
@rachelgarber14235 жыл бұрын
"Get in the trunk" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@mb37583 жыл бұрын
“Take a shot, Nanzio!” Me: spits coffee snd loses it 😂
@moniquerussell81056 жыл бұрын
Hysterical. Love him!
@elydot86936 жыл бұрын
Wack the teddy bear 😂
@vinny57ish6 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny and great.
@KrystyneY6 жыл бұрын
I'm embarrassed cause the other night I went into Subway, and started at the wrong end of the line! They confused me by moving the register!
@MrHereWeGoYo6 жыл бұрын
The Subway lady omg. lmao
@journeymusic7 жыл бұрын
Just run it through the garden 🍅🥒🥑
@MrIlovegirls69696 жыл бұрын
seen him in Vancouver at the vogue theatre last year ,wow this guy is funny, you have to go see him. going again this year he is at the queen Elizabeth theatre..its. going to be a blast!!