My wife the official selina kyle is the same way. So you're not alone
@miciboo99934 жыл бұрын
He is my thoughts.
@massabielle28214 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justintyme46904 жыл бұрын
No one and I mean NO ONE is more sassy than a black woman and an Italian man
@booboobunny56554 жыл бұрын
@@justintyme4690 Haha true. 😅
@dembarz5 жыл бұрын
"This guy was bare foot and wanted to talk serious topics" idk but I laughed so hard at that part.
@Platerpus74 жыл бұрын
So what do you think about Isis?
@antoinettemosley3124 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lisarice44024 жыл бұрын
The throwing up in the mouth - yes .... feet need to be covered, especially if you have pets.
@lucytheliteracylady4 жыл бұрын
@@Platerpus7 what do you think about putting on some socks🤣
@vibe22484 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 noooooooooo
@briiibriiibooo5 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians. He has the best material AND delivery he's so animated its hilarious lol
@Username00295 жыл бұрын
Briana Huerta he’s so good 👏🏾😩😩😩
@Woodshadow5 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of him before but I didn’t think this was that funny. I’m not offended but I just don’t think this was funny.
@gizmobalboa21065 жыл бұрын
He doesn't resort to obscenities, swearing or lewd humor
@mariannesouza83265 жыл бұрын
Woodshadow Check out his other performances. My husband doesn’t care for his humor. I think he’s a riot. He’s been on Seinfeld’s “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”. I think you’d like him playing himself. His parents are cute. His sister seems nice. But, WTH do I really know! 😂🤷🏼♀️
@DrittAdrAtta5 жыл бұрын
This guy is a bright ray of hope...for all unfunny people who wonder whether they should have kept they day jobs instead of trying comedy.
@laureleesadventures5 жыл бұрын
“Why you got white carpet?!” EXACTLY
@lisarice44024 жыл бұрын
I personally do not see the purpose in having white carpet. No common sense.
@fckstreetshitters42944 жыл бұрын
i was thinking where do the indian streetshtters poop now they cant go out due to corona virus lockdown and dont have toilets at home
@ricksiddiqui83544 жыл бұрын
On the shoe scenario, ask them "why doesn't the dog take off his shoes??"
@BlueSkies304 жыл бұрын
@@ricksiddiqui8354 If people have white carpet, there's no way the dog's coming indoors without its feet being wiped 1st. Also, I know a lot of people who wipe their dog's feet. The ones who don't usually are the ones also not bothered by people wearing their shoes in the house (so long as the shoes aren't covered with mud, of course).
@Ella-queen974 жыл бұрын
My grandma had white furry carpet and regretted it big time 😂🤣
@dragonfly5665q5 жыл бұрын
"just send one representative to the door" AM WHEEZINNNN
@BlueSkies304 жыл бұрын
Best part imo. I laughed so loudly.
@sidewayz15664 жыл бұрын
Well if your WHEEZINNNN, I'm DEAD
@MikelangeloYoutube4 жыл бұрын
This comment bothers me
@dragonfly5665q4 жыл бұрын
@@MikelangeloKZbin good
@jmharmon10 ай бұрын
hes too Hilarious
@rose1062 жыл бұрын
I immediately check for an escape route.
@BarbaraS-o4z11 күн бұрын
Funny! So does my hubby! 😂😂
@annehajdu86545 жыл бұрын
His resting face. Hilarious.
@RH-tv9hk5 жыл бұрын
"I look like I could murder your whole family!"
@azchick7938 Жыл бұрын
I know right??? Lmao 🤣
@elpatronoriginal28 күн бұрын
rbf lol
@pse8884 жыл бұрын
love when you hit the microphone as your exclamation point!!! LOL
@elizabethmills12864 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!!!
@nikki-oh2tm5 жыл бұрын
The best comedian i know. The way he delivers is so funny. His facial expressions and his hand gestures are the cherry on top!
@millertime11015 жыл бұрын
Seeing him next week
@bruce98975 жыл бұрын
The shoe rule is the worst when you see dogs running in and out of the house and jumping on furniture.
@junkyard-p1s5 жыл бұрын
I'd have to leave!
@bruce98975 жыл бұрын
The hoodlum happened once. I left immediately. 😂
@armwrestlingfan68045 жыл бұрын
I never seen that.. They either don't have dogs or they always wash their dogs before they go in. What's the worse is when you've stepped in dog poo outside and then you would walk in the apartment with shoes? I don't get it
@armwrestlingfan68044 жыл бұрын
@Elishia Montenegro hah yeah You tend to not visit people like that
@natsudragneel-ir7sr4 жыл бұрын
@Carlos Rodriguez you know they do that in many part of the world right? Maybe in your culture it's weird, but where I live, my mother would smack me if I don't take off my shoes before I come into the house. Everyone does this. Who knows what you step on outside. Maybe you went to a public restroom, then you came back home and walk around the house spreading that public restroom germs all over your house. Eeeeww...
@Amanita-Minute535 жыл бұрын
I could watch him all day. His mannerisms are just so over the top. I never fail to laugh.
@dancie954 жыл бұрын
The shoe thing 😂 My dad is from Italy and we do NOT take our shoes off in strangers homes. Nope.
@jmoney97903 жыл бұрын
@@hardassteel you must have never been to an Asian persons house lol
@sg52173 жыл бұрын
@@hardassteel Totally different in Canada. Even in traditional Italian homes, shoes off.
@bronney3 жыл бұрын
@@sg5217 Like wtf right? You want me walk in your home with salted snow?
@TheJcaban2 жыл бұрын
@@bronney that is what door mats are for. My front door has two door mats--a spiky one outside to get any sand or salt pieces off, and than a dry, soft one inside to wipe off any remaining wetness from being outside in the rain or snow. It's just a matter of wiping your shoes thoroughly before stepping on the floor. It's not like I go inside and track sand/salt around.
@cacornett5811 ай бұрын
Yea, if I take my shoes off, I feel like they have control over me, and that ain't happening.
@supavegetasama5 жыл бұрын
This is Ben Stiller’s Italian brother. 😂
@MrBadlemon5 жыл бұрын
😂😀
@SarahMcAsey934 жыл бұрын
Omg yes.
@rubybraks47754 жыл бұрын
spiralout72 Ben stiller doesn’t do stand up for his career, he’s an actor so of course he’s not going to be funnier then Sebastian u mud head
@nuckfut4204 жыл бұрын
Beni Stiller
@ronmiller79164 жыл бұрын
Seriously? I never laughed at Stiller, ever.
@kate2create7383 жыл бұрын
"Why do you have white carpet?!" THANK YOU!!!! 😆
@dolphin197465 жыл бұрын
Four guys in a sock circle 🤣🤣🤣 Barefoot, almost threw up in my mouth....I JUST CANT
@davemc1624 жыл бұрын
He is simply a joy to watch. How funny and clean, as well. A treasure.
@zulkiflijamil40335 жыл бұрын
"Just send one representative to the door" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chocolatcatsАй бұрын
God of comedy. I adore him. All these years.. He just get's better but I need his "orangena skit" all the time....he needs that one in his new shows
@lawsonone60155 жыл бұрын
I bet the hosts didn’t even have Orangina. Nobody has Orangina but this guy.
@SheilaR.085 жыл бұрын
Always with fresh cubes.
@teresahowick51974 жыл бұрын
Oh great! Now I’m craving orangina. Midnight and socially isolated. Ugh 😩
@richyrivera57474 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's got it
@bird_poop4 жыл бұрын
And the cake for guests 😅
@riverwalkhomebuyers4 жыл бұрын
@@richyrivera5747 sit down
@robertmorton58095 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious! He's bringing Italian-American life to the mainstream like never before. I love it!
@joemartin32405 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome. He should have a show based on his comedy, like Tim Allen and Ray Romano. This guys stuff is a little more solid than theirs, it's a shame how that industry treats people. Keep it up, keep us laughing
@italiad10135 жыл бұрын
R. A. Thats exactly what Andrew Dice Clay ONCE said 🙄😂
@ArthurZakaryan235 жыл бұрын
@@italiad1013 ADC has nothing on Seb and I'm a big ADC fan but game recognize game and I have no doubt Seb is on the same vein as Russel Peters or George Carlin where true life comedy trumps all but his style and delivery is what sets him apart. I'd be first in line to watch any new sitcom he's in.
@joemartin32405 жыл бұрын
g true
@joemartin32405 жыл бұрын
@@ArthurZakaryan23 exactly, Dice had the potential. Sebastian is on another level, tons of funny people out there but this guy is unique. The other comics tend to hunt for the laugh, this guy produces it naturally.
@beauteafulyou16165 жыл бұрын
He actually had a pilot out for a sitcom with Tony Danza playing his Dad... It's a damn shame it got pulled.
@thecheese42555 жыл бұрын
If this dude came to my house in that shirt, I’m thinking, “Oh, here’s this evening’s entertainment.”
@jingye885 жыл бұрын
He's the best. His writing is ingenious and yet down go earth.
@JonnyUnderrated5 жыл бұрын
Go Earth indeed! I think were all in it together Jennifer! We live on the same crazy rock!
@dylanmatt2103 жыл бұрын
“Do not do this too grown people” Facts
@ggc0885 жыл бұрын
His big toe was headed for the kitchen 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂
@jonnypferdeschwanz74795 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😂
@zulkiflijamil40335 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@K4R3N5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😯😂😂😂😂😂😂
@trapezoidbeauty5 жыл бұрын
The bunion was so "LOGDE"!
@RAAC604 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂😂🤣
@Hollins234 жыл бұрын
I love how he imitates his wife. It's so adorable, and based in true love/ respect/ admiration.
@Sylveon10025 жыл бұрын
“ Why you got white carpet” 🤣🤣
@parispoet3 жыл бұрын
He is the most hilarious comedian I have ever seen!! His mannerisms, accents, and facial expressions are so hilarious! I LOVE when he does impressions of his wife, his dad!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WADZUP5 жыл бұрын
It's so funny because I can just picture Sebastian with his OCD quirks and his wife in this scenario cracks me up
@kirby7113 жыл бұрын
Imagine being married to such a funny dude 😅
@bkdesignr4 жыл бұрын
sebastian’s clothes look like what 80’s sci fi movies predicted the future would be like
@clementeferrer50704 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lmao 😂
@bkdesignr4 жыл бұрын
Clemente Ferrer thanks 🤣🤣🤣
@Mortthemoose3 жыл бұрын
😆😆 he's got his MJ shoes on though! Lol
@sherribrtn3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lisalee18783 жыл бұрын
He's dressed like that because he used to be a waiter at a restaurant. So it's supposed to be what he was back then and how far he made it now!!
@REVIVALFitness5 жыл бұрын
Meeting other grown men in their socks
@vovakrivbass5 жыл бұрын
If you have a shoeless policy in your place you should have home slippers for guests.
@chuckm2605 жыл бұрын
@@vovakrivbass Ah, no thanks. I'd rather walk around in my socks then wear shoes that who knows how many others previously wore them and if the host disinfects them (like bowling shoes).
@Hygelac10004 жыл бұрын
"This is a shoeless environment." Don't do this. Do not do this to grown people.
@TrickyRicky0064 жыл бұрын
Shoes are for outdoors and public places. Don’t come in my house with the same shoes you wear in a public bathroom. Adults should understand this.
@omaralvarez82754 жыл бұрын
Shoes arent suppose to come off that's like a shirt coming off oh this is a nudist home!! U shouldn't have guest if u have white carpet
@frankdrebin2594 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was gross too when people walk around other peoples homes barefooted. Especially if they have ugly feet; which many people do.
@tinamichelle69695 жыл бұрын
I love his style of delivering he's so funny.
@corettejones4 жыл бұрын
This guy is ready for “Prime Time” EVERYONE can relate to HIS brand of humor 😂😂😂😂
@stormatsunup4 жыл бұрын
He's hysterical~~He's just talking about normal things~~ That's what makes him so funny~~I'm Italian & I Can Relate!! LOL
@cmstilllearning44183 жыл бұрын
His big toe was headin’ for the kitchen !!! 😂
@markk70824 жыл бұрын
When his physicality combines with his comedic delivery, it's sublime, hilarious shit.
@sassygrammy12583 жыл бұрын
You described my husband and me upon entering a room. Can’t quit laughing.
@fellowledbetter21475 жыл бұрын
Whoever designed that outfit had a wonderful sense of humor.
@ahmadalkhansa52944 жыл бұрын
He looks like al pacino with his resting face 😂
@moneybags9994 жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking that same thing.
@OdileOdile193 жыл бұрын
He was in the Irishman with Pacino
@biggawinnacrapsa38705 жыл бұрын
That's why you choose your socks carefully before stepping out.
@jeusgarcia85973 жыл бұрын
@MeganTheUniverse 😆😂🤣😅🤤
@blstravlr4 жыл бұрын
You guys are awesome Sebastian I have not laughed so hard watching your stand ups, and your a great actor
@deniseramirez25554 жыл бұрын
I have been watching this guy all morning!! My sides hurt Soo bad😂 He is hysterical!!!
@LexiLaLuz147Ай бұрын
Escape routes? Checking for them always!! He's sharing like every intrusive thought I have lolllll. Not the shoe farm and a sock circle. 😂😂😂
@scottash3514 жыл бұрын
"....Now there's four guys in a sock circle!" Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cyber6sapien5 жыл бұрын
"ISIS is the LEAST of your concerns!" 😂😂😂😂
@hermaeusmora3454 жыл бұрын
"Why you got White Carpet-Why?" - Sebastian Maniscalco
@MULAMIGZАй бұрын
Ur my fav comedian 😂😂😂
@scottyp25054 жыл бұрын
I have been in the situation of being told to take off my shoes by someone I just met , and it’s true I felt just like this 😂
@XAVIERGrav2 ай бұрын
I work six days a week, never have time to myself, but Sebastian makes me laugh everyday still, I Never get tired of listening to him. Thank you Sébastien for making my life a little easier throughout the day.
@FreshCutFrenchFries5 жыл бұрын
Being Italian raised he must always takes his shoes off in people homes. What makes it even more funny is he think of the flip side to it. Hilarious!
@phyld64915 жыл бұрын
Incitatus .Italian raised taking his shoes off?I don’t get it
@casentive78415 жыл бұрын
Ma che cazzo dici?
@courtneynewton-john88624 жыл бұрын
Italians don't make people take their shoes off, don't bullshit.
@katc23544 жыл бұрын
I can't look at his face without cracking up would love to see him perform live
@ms.bkaraokeb43075 жыл бұрын
Sabastians' comedy is TIMELESS! Love this dude😁🤗
@massimocrimi57963 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite .. I'm glad I saw in the show in Colorado at Red Rocks August the 18th of this year !! Absolutely awesome Show 👍👍 that place it was packed full !!
@NineballChris3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to go but wasnt able to make it. How long was his show?
@massimocrimi57963 жыл бұрын
@@NineballChris about one and half hours .. plus another comedian open the show probably 2 hours total ..
@NineballChris3 жыл бұрын
@@massimocrimi5796 do you remember the comedian who opened for him?
@massimocrimi57963 жыл бұрын
@@NineballChris Pat Mcgann
@frankymacf5 жыл бұрын
2:34 Classic Sebastian move 😂
@RH-tv9hk5 жыл бұрын
I caught that, that was something!
@Tranquility3222 күн бұрын
OMG I love Sebastian!!! 😂 Sure hope to see him live one day! 😊
@Canuckmom1284 жыл бұрын
OMG...Soooo freakin funny - both the writing and the physicality. I watched a post yesterday, of Sebastian having his hair done by his daughter ( who looks to be around 3 ). It was one of the sweetest things I've ever seen on YT. We can sure use these laughs right now. It's Covid Crazytown out there. 😱
@juelzc95192 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 Most households in Canada take off their shoes at the door including mine. Shoes carry so many germs.
@CarolSmith-k2b11 ай бұрын
No wonder you have Ms Justine, the disgrace to Peoplekind.
@orangesharpy3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, the no shoe thing at houses drives me crazy. So awkward and controlling.
@PaulC65777Күн бұрын
I think it's just rude as hell. I have brand new flooring and carpeting thru my whole house and have NEVER asked a guest to take their shoes off. Never will. Floors are walked on, not treated like gold
@kathyboly194 жыл бұрын
Every. Single. Time. I laugh until I cry and think of all my Sicilian relatives; then I cry some more. Give this man a sitcom...PLEASE!
@Katya_Lastochka3 жыл бұрын
Its not even his delivery, but his opinions on everything are so on point.
@parispoet3 жыл бұрын
You are everything I am - hate people, don't trust people, paranoid, OCD!! Love you! 🤣❤🤣❤🤣❤
@BLOBBZy5 жыл бұрын
Man i love this guy. Been watching him since I discovered him last year. Love the way he animates. Needs his own show fr.
@johnnytoppside2 жыл бұрын
His performance literally just puts me front row with everything he says!
@jones93094 жыл бұрын
"He takes off his shoes, 4 bandages." 💀🤣
@reubenrozeyt57168 ай бұрын
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX"
@dorianthompson31212 жыл бұрын
This is what a great comedian does!! Hes a great story teller and so frickin relatable!! 🤣🤣 Like I can see his family in my mind!! 🤣🤣
@peter20239 ай бұрын
Actually as a Canadian from the UK...lol I relate
@georgephilis5 жыл бұрын
FInally someone says something about the socks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would sure love to see a visual of that "sock circle" and that face :-)
@racerx30625 жыл бұрын
That is common practice in Switzerland. Always removing your shoes at every person's house.
@MisterSolitude5 жыл бұрын
@@racerx3062 it is commonplace at any sane persons house
@sd3falco5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would say, "hang on, I forgot something in the car" and then I would just leave. I guess that would only happen if I was single lol.
@Gracem20135 жыл бұрын
Mis-ter Solitude Right? I live in Canada and I don’t know anyone who goes into someone’s house with their shoes on. My mind is actually blown to find out there are people who just walk into someone’s house and keep their shoes on.
@jlbf07864 жыл бұрын
Hes the funniest comic ever, so freaking real.. everything he talks about describes me in everyday life
@soshikun4 жыл бұрын
"What do you think about Isis?" "What do you thiNK ABOUT PUTTING SOME SOCKS-" 😂😂😂😂 the way he talks is too much
@muddyshoes45174 жыл бұрын
My stress from the day I'd just melting away. Thank you, Sebastian!
@jenniferdegrote32983 жыл бұрын
Sebastian is the MAN. I laugh hysterical at his bits💗 Would love to see him perform live
@christiangirl10434 жыл бұрын
from the first time I saw your act I was hysterical. You have a gift no doubt about it. Thanks so much for making the me laugh! God Bless you and your family.
@timothym76084 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in forever. I hate the take your shoes off thing.
@robertgandler31779 ай бұрын
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks you!
@isabellefisher87903 жыл бұрын
Crying! (My husband hates removing his shoes, too!!) Haha! “Trying to discuss serious topics” when one guy has bare feet!!!!
@ahalfelven14 жыл бұрын
Best stand-up since Rodney and Seinfeld !! We can finally revel in all the male outrage with social customs that we've kept hidden inside for years!!!!.... because we knew we were always expected to fit in !!! I would cheer this guy off the stage !!!
@Tanya-eq3fy5 жыл бұрын
Sock circle... 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@markspear44042 жыл бұрын
"Just send one representative to the door." If I have to ring the door bell at a dinner party I'm getting back in the car... 🤣🤣🤣
@debbyfronke32275 жыл бұрын
He needs {said it for years } a sitcom like "everyone loves Raymond " call it" This bothers me!"with a very understanding wife, it would be hysterical... Are you listening networks?
@JonnyUnderrated5 жыл бұрын
probably not Deb. Next time give it a little more "gusto" ...you know? Just a little more "uuumph" and maybe next time!
@MachineGunMouth5 жыл бұрын
Why did you put that in parentheses? That bothered me...
@healthybyintention34285 жыл бұрын
@@MachineGunMouth I see what you did there.
@soothingtrax5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic idea. I'm in!
@icidaimon56703 жыл бұрын
I would watch that
@comedianmissy4 жыл бұрын
That bothered me. lol I honestly, never looked at the taking off of their shoes-thing, in that way before but now, I do. Thanks!
@staceymarie68955 жыл бұрын
God Bless Sabastian! Someone needs to stick up for real men in America!
@tonyginnetti58283 жыл бұрын
"The bunyon on this guy" bit literally had me on the floor!
@jcalzada745 жыл бұрын
This guy haven't been on the movies waiting in line he would have a full 2 hours sketch 🤣🤣🤣
@carp91114 жыл бұрын
Awesome. My new favorite comedian. Just blew shit out my nose.
@bokchoiman4 жыл бұрын
This man will single handedly fix men coming out of the apocalypse
@andikav3385 жыл бұрын
Okay, soooo...first time seeing this guy! Very funny. Loved his physical humor and the way he used his body as props in his jokes! Also, loved the whole NY/NJ accent. Hilarious!
@icidaimon56703 жыл бұрын
That 360 spin was everything 😂
@buckheadberries87514 жыл бұрын
“His big toe headed for the kitchen!!”😂😂 I laughed so hard! 🎥⭐️😎Rockstar!
@heathermbambeni57894 жыл бұрын
"My wife don't look at nothing"lmao...dead
@cslew8712 жыл бұрын
Saw him in Dallas w my wife. 😂 hilarious and doesn't have to cuss to be funny. Love his stand up. I can just see his family 😀
@WendyWilliamsLiving4 жыл бұрын
Guess my husband and I shouldn't answer the door together anymore! :-)
@LakerChava633 жыл бұрын
Uh no, it's awkward as hell
@mrincodi3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha!!
@kristinmarie90562 жыл бұрын
One of the BEST skits 😂😂😂😂 this guy is MY FAVORITE!!!!! Love him!
@17topaz4 жыл бұрын
You are so funny Sebastian !!!! Keep us laughing !!!
@rickiovine21706 ай бұрын
The best. The SebMan is a joy to watch. He tells a story and can take any phrase and make it hilarious. “Why you have white carpet?” is a boring statement. Coming from Sebastian it is funny as hell. That’s a unique talent. The guy is a treasure.
@starlingswallow4 жыл бұрын
"Why'd you come to the door as a couple?!" "Well, *you* did!" 😂😂😂😂😂
@yogiviben85553 жыл бұрын
You said everything I felt … FOR YEARS! 😂🤣😂
@askingwhyisfree74364 жыл бұрын
comedians reveal the inner thoughts of people. it's good for society to be honest.
@ofermashiach45195 жыл бұрын
His expressions are priceless, really one of a kind. And funny, too!
@DM-ky8sn4 жыл бұрын
I never tell my guests to take their shoes off. Unless they just want to. Whatever makes them comfortable
@hugostiglitz84653 жыл бұрын
Exactly, what kind of douche asks guests to take their shoes off?
@jamesbond83483 жыл бұрын
It's truly a self up tight thing to do and make others do also
@spideyman61163 жыл бұрын
😃 I just realized he looks like bowzer from the rock group sha na na 😂😂 When you see you’ll get it 😂