Just How BIG are Elephant Seals? | Super Giant Animals | BBC Earth

Elephant seals rarely cross paths with humans but when they do they can really throw their weight around...
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[@Fugue602]

"we must respect their personal space" *walks right up to them

[@beeble2003]

And gets so close that they start warning him off. Very poor: if an animal is reacting to your presence, you're too close.

[@hammeringhank5271]

And drugs them

[@LouisKing995]

beeble2003 so long as he doesn't touch them and right up close the hell be fine, they won't go for him unless he directly ducks with them.

[@hammeringhank5271]

+D. J. Lol

[@callum31]

Fpsguitar Fpsguitar haha yea I know I'm just messing around in the comments soz

[@wilsontheknight]

Good luck explaining that to an insurance company

[@mennograafmans1595]

"Hello, my car has some damage." "Jezus, was your car attacked by an ellephant or something?" "Well, you're pretty close about that."

[@Foxontherun2]

considering they have a video of it it would be quite easier to explain than a traditional accident back then

[@mr.e1292]

Farmers Insurance has seen a thing or two

[@catwoman2329]

Hope they've got Farmers.... They've seen a thing or two 😉

[@loktom4068]

Then send that bill to MR. BIG NOSE.

[@justanormalcat1839]

Imagine chilling on the beach with your friends and some random guy comes up and drugs you and shows you a tooth from one of your dead ancestors.

[@jortuspelatus7364]

Mondays, I swear...

[@o0hbomb0o]

Lulz! "You killed grandpa! I'll get you for this! Once I sleep this off..."

[@UTCSB]

Alien Greys do the same thing lmao

[@thirstiestvillager9233]

Whatever, still had sex.

[@kyhag130]

Wait what?!

[@praszu]

0:53 the seal is like "I have no idea"

[@persontheguyman223]

What is that thing should have gone before

[@MWaqas-kt9dk]

Lmao

[@bartomiejzakrzewski7220]

hahhah

[@JSchaefer93]

LOL

[@thealchemist1951]

Loool

[@fbghetto5]

I wanna see more shots of elephant seals ramming cars

[@fbghetto5]

​@Victor Saucedo I wish I had a car

[@MuffJohnson]

same lol

[@memememe633]

Lmfao

[@IWantToBelieve1]

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[@anandkumar7599]

Oh man! I thought I was alone!

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

I like how they just lay there grunting and farting.

[@mladenbro8435]

Why would you like that

[@MrRedeyedJedi]

@@mladenbro8435 because its funny?

[@miaraeparson3301]

Unless an unfamiliar male comes out of nowhere. Then they'll just fart, grunt, and watch two males fight for mating rights.

[@aaronthingy4396]

Theyre usernames starts with M except for Me

[@imkhy1429]

@@aaronthingy4396 their*

[@IDKGeorge123]

1:42 “Walrein used Body Slam!” “It’s not very effective.”

[@King_Nex]

Well, yeah. Normal type moves against a Steel type pokemon?

[@DuskLegend]

Soon gamefreak will get so lazy they will make a *car* pokemon

[@mss6530]

@@DuskLegend maybe rotom event lol

[@tedhubertcrusio372]

@@King_Nex They're fighting Dynamaxed Chargabugs.

[@Graboid104]

​@@DuskLegendbro really predicted the future lmao ( revavroom being an engine Pokemon which is used for team stars vehicles)

[@nutsandbolts1264]

I'm laughing at this elephant seal, he's just making fun of them like "look John I'm wrecking you're car and you can't do SH#T!" with a giant smile on his face 😂

[@gettingbanned52]

LMAO 🤣

[@i6tir]

1:41 Try explaining this to your insurance company...

[@SemperDascal]

lmasoo

[@JohnDoe-kg5zm]

best joke, this is why i love internet)

[@rowdyyeets4532]

"Hello, State Farm? No, he wasn't wearing khakis. In fact, he wasn't wearing pants. He beat my car up and then dove off the pier. PLEASE, BELiEVE ME!!!"

[@rogersmith3295]

That's probably why he was recording. 🤣

[@jessrepp6725]

State Farm: and we covered it! “A sealed deal,” we know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two. *we are farmers, bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum*

[@masonr.powers7196]

I love how the guy getting his car smashed looks like this has happened before.

[@fenrirbaldur1156]

It has, I remember seeing that footage before. The town names that seal homer, I think, and he often comes into town and smashes into vehicles.

[@bruzote]

@@fenrirbaldur1156 - That's true, I just looked it up. (Thanks for the tip.) He uses the cars for practice! I think that's worse than confusion. Imagine your car being wrecked because an elephant seal just felt like using it for practice.

[@j-sant-animations8105]

bruzote, The people over there: Well at least my car isn’t attacked by a seal. *Gets stabbed randomly instead*

[@alexrecrem9094]

"Hey boss, im gonna be late. An elephant seals on my car again"

[@jaeson4524]

Fenrir Baldur i hope they don’t hurt him because of that

[@tamtrily]

He should have said “ you have to respect their space” while standing on one 😂

[@tearsofsoy4091]

Lol

[@SgtSoda]

“The grizzly bear is the largest land predator!” *Polar Bear* “Am I a joke to you?”

[@azeemsyed8550]

Pretty sure they're classified as marine mammals

[@Th0ughtf0rce]

Unless he meant the Alaskan grizzly (aka Kodiak) bear, which rivals the polar bear in size.

[@azeemsyed8550]

@@Th0ughtf0rce True. In terms of which is the biggest, they're pretty much interchangeable

[@grimm6jack]

The Grizzly from the Alaska can be as large as a Polar Bear. Their average sizes and the largest specimens have been pretty much about the same. Neither is anywhere near as large as a Southern Elephant Seal MALE.

[@KaotikBOOO]

The head of a polar bear seems thinner than a grizzly bear though But anyway, yup the polar bear isn't considered a land predator, it's a marine predator Not that it can't hunt on land at all, but they usually don't because their main prey are fatty animals (especially seals) that they hunt on drifting ice in winter and they pretty much spend the summer starving Note that even though it's shorter, the grizzly bear is the most likely winner in case they were to meet, polar bears are way better hunters due mainly to their nose but the grizzly bear is way more muscular

[@jupiter7795]

There just lying around on the beach and suddenly some weird ape-thing comes walking by making noises and gestures at the air.

[@BolasSpider]

+Jupiter Uuh, ooh, ooh. Eee, eee, eee! Aah, aah, aah!

[@kerianhalcyon2769]

+Imperial_orb ...Ting tang, walla walla bing bang?

[@rvnwy7261]

Hey, I saw you in a Sinatra video under a comment about spring on jupiter

[@jupiter7795]

Leslie Chow What's you talkin bout?

[@goldenwither]

Jupiter It's a "popular" place. You can get tours to the elephant seals around there. I saw some people walking around them on their own too. (Aka, I've been there. Hehe) You can't get to close and they'll make like a motor cycle engine noise to warn you off

[@BlinzerOmega]

the guy is just looking at the seal flopping onto his car like "but why are you doing this"

[@Country1]

Blinzer , Darn, and here I thought they were just donating these to be used as trampolines for the animals enjoyment!😁😁

[@Spaccaspecchi]

Blinzer 'But why? Why would you do that?' - Jontron

[@zzcrazzprozz]

what do you gain from it?

[@LolLol-up2oy]

Elites fake news, it was a paid actor.

[@anthonypetty9288]

David Lima that car footage took place in New Zealand and, as far as I can remember, it was on the news so not faked. Happened over 20 years ago from memory.

[@cerisehadley3826]

1:32 are we gonna ignore how it stares through our soul?

[@MrZillas]

Insurance: So, what happened to your car? Owner: It was a.... sea elefant. Insurance: Sure....

[@wannabecriminalman]

*Attaches huge nose to a seal* "There, now it's art!"

[@xxsavagetkoxxboss7699]

Spongebob

[@calebcruz2812]

Lol!

[@cutedoggo2917]

Squidward

[@josephjackson1956]

Ok Squidward, calm your tits

[@i___270___x8]

*oH mY*

[@daltonpinell6251]

Hello......yes, All-State, my car was just assaulted by a giant water sausage, I'm covered right

[@zroberts02]

Dalton Pinell 😂 giant water sausage..

[@eggyofficial]

Dalton Pinell nation side is on your side

[@brebre1366]

011 *nation wide lol

[@princetonhill4285]

Nation Side is on your wide.

[@bishop1029]

Dalton Pinell ...i believe farmers covers elephant seal damage.

[@randomvintagefilm273]

Man calling his insurance company: "Yeah, you're probably not going to believe this but....

[@DogFoxHybrid]

I don't know about cars and elephant seals, but sea lions get onto docks and boats all the time all along the California coast.

[@KemoTherapy69]

“This gigantic skull must come from a prehistoric dinosaur.. a sabertooth cat perhaps” *intelligence 100*

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

This is proper english. He is saying two different examples. Another way of wording this would be “... prehistoric dinosaur.. or maybe a sabertooth cat.” Maybe goes before the new option while perhaps comes after, but they both have the same meaning. Another example “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?”

[@AuNinjamuffin]

@@bobbyknuckles6380 Mr. Whittaker, I think his comment is not regarding the grammar, but rather that sabertooth cats are not dinosaurs

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

@@AuNinjamuffin The grammar proves that the speaker doesnt think so either

[@shizar998]

@@AuNinjamuffin the grammar proves the point, consider his example, “would you like some coffee?.. Tea perhaps?” he is not saying that tea is coffee, just like steve isnt saying a sabertooth cat is a dinosaur.

[@excuseme5086]

@@AuNinjamuffin Bruh, that's the point. It's not meant to be the same, what do you mean?

[@truthtopower1662]

Insurance Agent: "EXCUSE ME????" Car owner: "I swear it was a seal!"

[@bryamvasquez3057]

@@bskee001 You really thought that was funny

[@bskee001]

Bryam Vasquez Alriiiight, I knew it was a retarded joke and not funny. I was just stretching too hard. 😔

[@bryamvasquez3057]

Yeah sorry bro. Just delete the comment and you good.

[@bskee001]

@@bryamvasquez3057 LMAO! Okaaayyy...

[@robertdevito5001]

truthtopower at farmers they’ve seen it all because they’ve covered it all.

[@Whattwa]

If anyone wants to know about the seal attacking the car it’s name was Homer and it was a juvenile male that hung out in the New Zealand harbour city Gisborne in the early ‘90s. He hung out in the harbour for a couple weeks before moving on to less populated regions. He banged the cars thinking they were competitors

[@wannabikkit]

I thought that was a New Zealand number plate. Didn't know we got seals that big!

[@Serpillard]

He was trying to bang his competitors? A very confused gaylephant seal then.

[@boatymcboatface45yearsago59]

What a fucking idiot.

[@darryldwyer630]

Lmfao im dead... I forgot all about this and his name homer.

[@bluehornet197]

"Banged the cars" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you don't mean what I am thinking lol I'm dying

[@Normalizethis]

I had the pleasure of mingling among these beasts in the first few years that they began to arrive at San Simeon, in the early 90s. There was no other human in sight. What an incredible, unforgettable, experience.

[@dalab9716]

Cool experience, it's organized now, with boardwalks and fencing. Probably a good idea now that so many people are trying to get photos while they tongue kiss a bison in Yellowstone. It's still sweet up there on the Central Coast, Cambria and the other little towns, started going up in the 80's but didn't go see the seals until recently.

[@senorbiggums1272]

2:30 “The bigger they are, the better their chances for success” Humans: “maybe we are not so different after all ”

[@RegzalTG]

Tallest human ever:yesnt

[@aguyonasiteontheinternet578]

@@RegzalTG he was talking about something else.

[@ishrendon6435]

​@aguyonasiteontheinternet578 although no evidence bigger gets you more success lol

[@ishrendon6435]

​@@aguyonasiteontheinternet578if anything probably not because its rare

[@aguyonasiteontheinternet578]

@@ishrendon6435 Let me introduce you to this funny little thing called joking. It’s a lot, I know, but you’ll get used to it after a while.

[@mrsteezyoctopus3767]

Respect their personally space.. As he walks 3 feet from one and gets screamed at.

[@jeffreyvences4361]

Mr SteezyOctopus Personal*

[@magicavocado6528]

Mr SteezyOctopus don't give SJW libtards ideas..

[@c.galindo9639]

He was more than 3 feet away but the female was nearing him to protect her young

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Just like fat women in real life 💀

[@Kapa115]

Elephant seals look like elephants without bones just laying on the floor

[@Shiranova]

Gelatinous elephants

[@user-jn8ob6fu4j]

lol

[@DeadWait840]

I’ll take my elephant boneless.

[@DieFlabbergast]

*lying *on the ground

[@tammyjackson7160]

And with a shorter trunk

[@marwitta5640]

Seeing what their skull looks like compared to what they actually are, I wonder how many dinosaurs we imagined the complete opposite to their actual shape

[@bensvarietychannel2470]

I love this guy lol 😂 He said “alright” when the female seals intimidating him Ha ha

[@justsomeonewithayoutubeacc7409]

“If that was propelled at me I wouldn’t last a second”. *video abruptly ends*

[@randomreacts4931]

Is he okay?

[@bluee112_aj]

Johnny Bee Goode lol yes if this man died it would be kind of a big deal

[@alleniversonisabeast]

The way he flinched while holding the tooth 😂😂😂 yup he ded

[@mindyourhealth6646]

@@alleniversonisabeast I was thinking the same haha this was filmed a few years ago though. Steve backshal

[@bubblegumpop078]

Lmfao

[@Lunies666]

*Its important to respect their personal space* Walks right next to them...

[@danodden9783]

What are they gonna do? Run after him?

[@Lunies666]

@@danodden9783 They can't exactly 'run', it is more of a graceful wobbly slither.

[@danodden9783]

@@Lunies666 Bruh. That's my point.

[@orbonds3603]

And then they shoot one up and stick a thermometer up its ass

[@DanDAlittleMan]

Lunies ..and touches them

[@su-rv2uq]

If this was filmed at Ano Nuevo, an elephant seal preserve, you can walk among them but you are supposed to keep a distance of 20 feet from any of them. They are amazing to see, and those adult males can move faster than you think!

[@nikosorf4250]

The way the narrator gets scared by any sudden movement of the seals as he walks by them is priceless

[@boonboon89]

I would too...

[@zobrombie3023]

They're not land mammals. You can out run them easily.

[@benvanderwoude4484]

Indrid Cold I suspect you are projecting you cheap shot half wit.

[@antoniososa1964]

Indrid Cold haha lol I’m from US and have some pride in my country but this is funny asf. But yes there are fat people here

[@nosuchthing8]

Can it. I weigh more than you, but can easily move faster than you, including stairs. Yeesh the arrogance of dainty people like you. Do you need someone to hold your umbrella for you in the rain, as you can't lift it yourself?

[@MachiriReviews]

"Don't mess with elephant seals!" *Messes with elephant seals*

[@carolhunt2023]

Dude. My mother was a docent at the elephant seal park in San Simeon, California. People are not allowed to get on the beach with them. Despite their enormous size, they are extremely fast on land (can out run you) and the males are brutal, especially in mating season. Two children were mauled to death before that part of the coast was sanctioned off for the seals. I hope this doesn’t set a precedence for others to walk on the beach with them.

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

I thought he was going to say “thanks to scientists from the university of California, I will be able to safely fight an elephant seal myself”

[@chrishalliday748]

This is one of those rare occasions where the video totally delivered what the thumbnail promised.

[@yungpapi]

Lmao FR!

[@namelessgrace6319]

Right!?! I did not think that it would be the case! 😁😁😁😁

[@KennyJohnson-ym6ux]

Oh, I was expecting a seal in traffic that was going to shut down the entire road system for the state.

[@MasterYoda389]

true , immediately thought it was a fake thumbnail... but nope D: That IS surprising.

[@KennyJohnson-ym6ux]

@@MasterYoda389 Due to me being blind as a bat, I thought that was a scene of a car in traffic with one in front of it.

[@maevab2923]

Dog : woof Cat : meow Seal : egg Elephant seal : *E X T R E M E B U R P I N G S O U N D S*

[@CrazyIshan69]

Elephant seal : ** My friend : Hold my beer.

[@nikolaibelinski3433]

Dammmnnnn -garbiel iglesias

[@robwalsh9843]

Sea lion: Orrr! Orrr! Leopard seal: GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH

[@romanhurtado2828]

Elephant Seal: Haha big nose go brrrrrrrrrr

[@TheUsername217]

Elephant Seal: Your mom

[@judya.8470]

@3:20 LMAO!! Seal was like "flinch ninja" hahahahaha

[@junebug4912]

the seals effortlessly throwing their body weight against the car and making it shake made my night i’ve watched the clips so many times on repeat

[@anovosedlik]

1:47 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.

[@user-bl4oq7fd8d]

2:55 The expression you make when the absolute absurdity of life finally sinks in.

[@JackFrostIsHere]

Still a better expression than you make when someone is "ramming" you during "that" time, Bella

[@anovosedlik]

@@user-bl4oq7fd8d Touché !

[@squab154]

Camus made some points. This shit all just crazy huh

[@anovosedlik]

squab1 F*** yeah! If you’re a fan of him, have you read ‘Lyrical and Critical Essays’? It’s phenomenal.

[@SOLACEISHERE]

oh my lord the thumbnail isn't fake

[@ashokgurung2632]

Deavon Manson lol yeah.

[@cherylsullivan9057]

Today we're going to be learning about the Squidward seal

[@misterman1371]

The thumbnail can be played as a gif if you hover over it..

[@afk-night-ratz6329]

Deavon Manson your not kidding

[@franzfanz]

I think that happened in New Zealand. We have a reasonably large elephant seal population and they occasionally cause trouble, but it's not like you can argue with them.

[@Jjjjjjjames]

1:43 It just looks like "Weee this is so much fun!"

[@DonutMaple]

*sees the thumbnail This gotta be fake huh Wait it's from BBC Earth?? Holy shit it's real

[@James-tl5je]

That one guy.

[@dereenaldoambun9158]

That's why they're called ELEPHANT seal!!!!!!! Smh!!!!

[@roshnadhamnaskra974]

True man...

[@hollycarp2069]

Me

[@Farizerz]

They don't call themselves BBC for nothin'.

[@MichaelWilliams-mo1vv]

The guys getting their cars smashed, it's like another day at the office.

[@emmanuelm2291]

The guy in the red sweater was kinda just like " I really wish he wouldn't do that."

[@joshuah47]

What are they gonna do, fight a 4-ton animal? 😂

[@rambunctiousmedia3350]

ELEPHANT SEAL: "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" (caves in the front of the offender's car with a belly slam, setting off the air bags)

[@ammagon4519]

@@joshuah47 I mean it's slow so...

[@Toxic2T]

Poor fucking Taunus..

[@n00n1n]

That elephant seal slamming into and trying to fight that pickup truck was pretty funny. The look on that guy's face. His face said "here we go again, trying to fight the truck"

[@caprisanzari1959]

Can you imagine having to call your insurance company and tell them that your car sustained damage from an elephant seal trying to dominate it???

[@johnwayne9000]

They're probably familiar with it by now considering it's not the first time that particular seal did that to someone's car

[@Jeffery53]

He called Farmers Insurance and they laughed and then hung up on him.

[@WontSmith]

Stolen comment

[@caprisanzari1959]

Won't Smith TF you talking about? 🤔 I had a thought and wrote it down. Matter of fact “Stolen Comment” has been written a thousand other times on KZbin soooooo is your comment stolen too?!

[@caprisanzari1959]

Won't Smith Also my comment was written 6 months ago and the other one was written 4 months ago, so mine was written first you idiot

[@typedersen]

Imagine trying to sleep on the beach and you just hear brrrrrrrrrrr

[@notjered8911]

why are you sleeping on the beach

[@tiberseptim4307]

A-10??

[@mr.saturn8481]

I think that would be strangely soothing tho

[@Chickenworm9394]

Maybe the seal wants to mate with you

[@awekeningbro1207]

Imagine getting body slammed by this seal.

[@iluvbigbootie]

@1:43 Go ahead and try to explain that damages to your insurance agent haha

[@mathiasmonsanto42]

Car:... Elephant Seal: *"You squaring up?!"*

[@amihland]

1:46 "how am I going to explain this, to the insurance"

[@bretklawiter2600]

amihay landau lol

[@raptoruldx8529]

xD

[@freezeburn1]

amihay landau genius

[@UnikOne]

I gained 50lbs and suddenly this was recommended to me. What are they trying to say???

[@koolaidman6251]

Destroy a car with your bulk, obviously!!

[@jarnodatema]

Congratulations by the way

[@Demiglitch]

Post pandemic bulking

[@nubslayerex]

@Stefan Goerke Typically, elephant seals smack eachother with their necks, so that would be a sight to see.

[@Jspore-ip5rk]

🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonyveblen3745]

I live in a harbor in NorCal. I’m a transplant from Minnesota. Found this seal yesterday by my mailbox on the boat launch. It looked like a baby with these huge eyes but was a massive being. Since it was on the launch my wife called a local biologist and we were told it’s a young shedding elephant seal. Very cool. It was seeming kinda sick. Turns out, she was basically on the period and was ichy as hell. Just hung up a sign saying... “Hey! I’m a sea elephant that’s shedding. Leave me alone.” She was gone by morning. Very strange creatures. Very cool.

[@RaCrazySeals]

They are so adorable though when they are happy and content. 🤗🦭

[@bobthebuilder8619]

The car owner was like,"Just tell me when you're done." 😂😂😀😂😂

[@laken1804]

Now the insurance company is another matter.

[@BonazaiGirl]

How would you explain to your vehicle insurance company that your car got totaled by an angry elephant seal? Is there even coverage for that in that country?

[@zzcrazzprozz]

especially if you didn't know what it was called. my car was destroyed by a gigantic monster elephant with no legs.....hello?

[@blossomwing9910]

+jonah holmes Lol XD

[@bradebronson8835]

Yes, you can purchase that along with volcano and alien attack insurance.

[@blossomwing9910]

:3

[@JOhnDoe-nl4wj]

Just worked my way through my grandma's insurences (no, she ain't dead, just revisiting old contracts). Turns out she actually has an insurance to pay for damage cause by uninsuranced planecrashes. I kid you not.

[@neotropos]

Now I know where the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt came from

[@Hazztech]

Car: does nothing Seal: you do realize this means war?

[@veeseee128]

I bet when they sneeze its like getting hit in the face with a jet dart of air.

[@kiratsi]

Like one of your farts

[@kiratsi]

***** Yeah, but you're strange

[@kiratsi]

***** Then you're not living up to your name

[@darsVl]

ventnor lol

[@legend2533]

WHAT UP? Can be an exhaust of a lambo v10

[@roughwoof]

*3:19** HE TOTALLY FLINCHED AND GOT SCARED WHEN IT BREATHED!!*

[@conqwiztadore2213]

Pussy

[@fernandezj7172]

Conqwiztadore22 yeah like you wouldn’t lol

[@darkuser9992]

that animal is only like 50 times your weight!

[@roughwoof]

@@darkuser9992 *Okay, thanks captain obvious, but that doesn't change what I said... not one bit of it.*

[@_kenjitx1_590]

I'm laughing and why his like holding a white dildo

[@hadassah2998]

At 2:35 "the beach master" has one eye close and one eye open😂😂😂😂 seems like he sleeps with half eye, always patrolling his territorry🤣🤣🤣These animals are funny looking and cute at the same time.

[@saheliza7431]

1:42 getting into my Uber after a night of drinking

[@fulcrum2951]

Oh Hi i don't want to know what you drank, or maybe i do

[@6subswith0vids80]

Fatty

[@RobinFlysHigh]

Damn lol

[@chall5335]

Fatass

[@spoiledlasagne5879]

nobody: the guy getting his car smashed: just another Tuesday....

[@iceychill2125]

This comment was just stolen from the other one above. Lmao be original

[@spoiledlasagne5879]

IceyChill, first off there’s probably tons of this comment on this video. And second off, the comment you saw is above but I haven’t seen a single one like this

[@Hugs4Pip]

IceyChill liar

[@yejikim3481]

Well now u know what its like to live in NZ

[@iceychill2125]

@@Hugs4Pip quit getting mad kid. It's the truth 11 year old shithead.

[@manxkin]

I saw elephant seals in San Luis Obispo, California. Truly an awesome experience. Beautiful animals.

[@guesswho-og2wv]

The way they are relaxing 🤣🤣amazing

[@Will-nb8qk]

See how he flinched at the end there 😂

[@darkinstinctful123]

The Question is, Can I Ride it to Battle???

[@stefansalvatierra4913]

Spongebob narrator: Two Hours Later...

[@nuezacarlo2712]

its way more jumpy than that of a bronco.... better put on some hot glue on your pants then stick it on the skin of this animal haha..

[@thereservationatdorsia2618]

YAH! Got ye the 80th like.

[@RoScFan]

Evan Khan i think it would be more useful as a battle jetski.

[@bigb3997]

Evan Khan no but u can stick a suicide vest to it

[@bubblinbrownsugar616]

Just when I thought the thumbnail was a fake....

[@steelersguy74]

Ha, me too.

[@savagebeastxl9670]

bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell

[@savagebeastxl9670]

bubblinbrownsugar616 dude this is me in a nutshell

[@CookieMonster-rs2vj]

bubblinbrownsugar616 LOL. Same. I was mad at BBC for misleading and was going to unsubscribe when I saw the thumbnail.😂

[@mbwilson2625]

Alexandra Geirsdóttir..... That means likely fake.

[@geovannibotticella7822]

I was incredibly fortunate enough to see a Wild male Elephant seal in Santa Cruz And man they were truly massive. I don’t even think my mind was properly Abel to comprehend the sheer size because when I first gazed upon the beast I couldn’t believe it was real

[@rodgomez79]

0:56 the male elephant seal tickled the female elephant seal with it's nose 😂

[@tkmaz]

"Inside that mouth are 4 canine teeth that look a little bit like that." A BANANA!

[@paleonews2124]

Lol

[@akward1069]

tkmaz if it's a joke I get it if it's not still get it

[@dvanderhoof]

tkmaz a fellow 9gagger?

[@eltravo2112]

Ultimate dare: Walk through there disguised as a female elephant seal.

[@welltoucansamatthatgame]

I think it'd be worse to be disguised as a male.

[@user-kx5es4kr4x]

@@welltoucansamatthatgame yeah, youd be seeing lots of fights

[@infinitymixtapes9562]

Top ten worse ways to die

[@ShashankB94]

@Braden A whooshhhh

[@joe-bw6wy]

@@ShashankB94 woooosh

[@Liam94Smith]

“Some prehistoric dinosaur! A sabretooth car perhaps?!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@anthonysmith1228]

And they said I was a fool for getting elephant seal insurance...

[@Milk-kt4kj]

Dude I know

[@lakobause]

"Hello, yes my car was assaulted by an elephant seal." "Can you tell what kind it was?" "Umm, a southern elephant seal?" "I'm sorry, but our policy only covers northern elephant seals."

[@PressPlayNews]

That shit was dry

[@saretgnasoh7351]

lololol

[@frogman3740]

Elephant seal insurance. I can imagine a geico commercial where the gecko gets chased by a elephant seal lol

[@drmayeda1930]

aubergine man This would be better as a farmer's insurance company commercial. You have the seal slam his weight against the fender till it breaks a fender. Voice "elephant seal attack. We cover it all because we've seen it all close.

[@craggywag5482]

RazorBeak makes sense cuz they can’t deal with southern elephant seals cuz they bigger

[@southflo4009]

Nobody: *plans on messing with them* BBC Earth: DONT MESS WITH ELEPHANT SEALS

[@SuperBhavanishankar]

@@The-wo2lq lol

[@erinmiller1433]

Kerberos panzer cop Except this guy actually used it right.

[@truewerf4413]

Should have died lmfao. THATS YOUR OPINION

[@avebetelgeuse1952]

the skulls at beginning are beautiful

[@MA-vw1pl]

1:44 "i swear to god officer, jabba the hutt attacked my car!!"

[@victorperfecto6267]

And your car is a lambo being mauled by that fvckin blob

[@koyetijja8228]

2:54 if he just wanted to listen to the air resonating around a huge nose I could have just recorded my dad snoring for half the price

[@thefreemonk6938]

Lmao underrated comment

[@artbybunny3093]

Elephant seal: *sees car* Elephant seal: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE SHAL BE LEGENDARY!

[@techguy6241]

Stolen From Kung Fu Panda 1, Tai Lung vs Po.

[@leonjakobs6241]

@@techguy6241 that's not stolen, that's a reference...

[@Grug_Crood]

@@leonjakobs6241 and a meme

[@kachowgang808yt4]

@@techguy6241do.... you know what a meme is?

[@fartbarrels7421]

TechGuy tai ping only said that when fighting the furious five and not during his fight with po

[@kgunitkeese17]

“I’m telling you! The damage to my car was done by an elephant seal!” “Right. You’re paying the full amount.”

[@alvertoeinstein720]

Bill Murray just chilling while the elephant seal does it's tantrum.

[@bibniebt]

You gotta love the reaction of the guy in red at 1:46. "Well I'll be damned."

[@bradyt6101]

The King of the Penguins bnennbbnn

[@Luaksz]

He looks like bill Murray

[@kinghailz786]

What about bin laden at the back?

[@madfire8403]

My car!!!!! 😱

[@johnnybaker4934]

weird how he looks like bill murray too 2 seconds after looking at him!

[@Rhyza13]

I never realized just how big they were. Damn.

[@revantobias8567]

Exodus Taris don't body shame.

[@EverlastGX]

They are the americans of the animal kingdom

[@jilliansmith7123]

Everlast: I hate you@! body shamer!@

[@bretklawiter2600]

Exodus Taris ikr

[@ishrendon6435]

​@EverlastGX except america isnt the fattest lol 😂

[@abelparedebellefeuille7705]

THATS amazing I think they are really cute and loveable they deserve to be respected lollllll

[@danielfrisk925]

Elephant seal: **body slams car** - This bad boi can fit so much suspension in it

[@SuperLuffy101]

"THIS IS MY SWAMP"--Elephant seal probably at 1:44

[@carolineflanagan4977]

lol

[@herambeg7545]

HAHAHA

[@elchungo5026]

Kappa Leeroy if I hit that seal in the stomach with a baseball bat would it hurt?

[@kylevansteelandt3971]

Kappa Leeroy It's not a swamp! It's a beach!

[@jilliansmith7123]

chandler: Yeah, it would hurt YOU when it reared up and slammed you with it's entire two ton upper body.

[@belle369]

Imagine aliens coming to Earth and seeing these giant potato looking creatures with big noses

[@poke6013]

Ratt Pakk we shouldn’t classify a group into one stereotype I have plenty alien friend s who are good looking

[@SMACKADOOS]

“ꕥꕥꨄ, What the fuck is this?“

[@anthonydesroches785]

@Rátt Pâkk yes klingon woman they are super hot!!!!!

[@CrazyIshan69]

Alien captain : Frank you told me they are our size! Frank : Clearly they are...as far as you are concerned, your Highness.

[@paulhyde8817]

Hey leave the Brits out of this

[@hughoxford8735]

We had a pet bull elephant seal growing up in Putney. Great fun on beach holidays.

[@dickchambes3514]

“It’s important to respect their space” Me: Buh that's my car being damaged?!

[@stupendous7848]

“I’ve got a selection of skulls” Very goth

[@markop.7315]

0:59 “Did that modafoka just called me an elephant?” (Edit): some modafokas are really good at maths in the comments [😂]^(😂*10)= (🤣)^100

[@arijeetdasgupta9818]

😂😂😂😂

[@nameaname3062]

😂😂

[@TheCivilMic]

😂😂😂

[@cevs3123]

(😂)²

[@wangodust5159]

😂x😂=🤣

[@chr0min0id]

Seal: *Slaps roof of car* Seal: “This bad boy can fit so much dents on it!”

[@sludge4125]

Yet, there wasn’t much damage. The windshield didn’t even break. These guys must be bottom heavy.

[@ennui9745]

@@sludge4125 yeah, the males weigh 10,000 pounds but he wasn't putting all his weight on the car.

[@soulreaperichig0]

Narrator: “You have to respect their space.” 2 mins later: Gets in their face.

[@daniellclary]

Hearing some recordings of the sounds they make, and seeing that one attacking that truck. I think the engine sounds similar enough to an elephant seal challenge.

[@hotsawce3546]

2:35 me during quarantine

[@jrllpinheiro]

Underrated

[@kaiserjahan3356]

Jean Samarone Pinheiro right?

[@thequeenofboba6583]

this just made me laugh, thank you!

[@Sector_07]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hotsawce3546]

Thanks for the love guys haha

[@angusschlievert7929]

"Just checking ur suspension dude chill"

[@vivianaacosta2714]

Nah, he was checking out the bushings

[@theveganuprise1342]

Angus Schlievert haha

[@comefuckwitit._]

I like how he try to make us thank what the big skull was when do title of the video explains what it is

[@milanmarcetic845]

At the begining i thought he was showing us dino skulls 😂 i was like : OMG DINO BONES? the person talking : so this is a grizzly skull and yatayata 😂😂🤣

[@brianneh1547]

3:20 Elephant Seal: *breathes* Reporter: *flinches* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danalexpiano]

Brianne Ellyse Hart I was sure I will find comment like this :-D

jajajajajajajajajaj

[@RachelTheWoodlandRanger]

With good reason. I would have jumped backwards probably XD

[@magicarp79]

If it sounded like revving a Harley, I'd jump too.

[@WRUScrumhalf]

Well Steve knows these animals and if a massive elephant seal made a big grunt at you would you flinch? I think so. But still it is funny!

[@eeeeyoooo]

the host was shocked every time the elephant seal made a small movement haha

[@bojana1752]

I would be too honestly.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

+eeeeyoooo Three tons of highly territorial blubber and muscle that spends its whole life locked in a bloody struggle for supremacy? I'd be wary too.

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

+Sun Brolem The biggest male wouldn't be much of a match against a shotgun.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

Kaiser Frost Yeah but... You know where this is though right

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

Sun Brolem A no-gun country?