just purify the dragon lol (Genshin Impact)

[@akirencat]

3:13 this was literally the funniest part in the game because after paimon said “it’s stuck” i also mocked her then venti mocked her and i actually doubled over in laughter

[@Bloopaz]

OMG I DID THE SAME THING

[@lizalovestay]

jun. SAME PLSSS

[@jumjum5744]

ME TOO AGAGSAMAHAHAH

[@ALNSTfan]

PLEASE I DID TO---

[@Azyne]

LMAOOO SAME

[@dawniedawne7195]

Signora: *Kicks Venti* (Part of) The fandom: “So you have chosen *death* “

[@Azyne]

WAIT FUCK I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID THE COMMENT WAS DIFFERENT A MONTH AGO

[@theunseenone9623]

More like *You have chosen horni*

[@dawniedawne7195]

@@Azyne Apparently 258 people (Including myself) do

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

I care.

[@dawniedawne7195]

@@mostannoyingscaramain 🤝 Thanks

[@cheesecrisis]

venti, literally getting the shit beaten out of him: also venti: this is a perfect time to start speaking in rhyme

[@kosmic100]

well he is a bard lol

[@arisa-exe]

Well in the manga his dialogues were all in rhymes

[@ky4fei]

I see what you did there with "this is a perfect time to be speaking in rhyme"

[@user-qd5gq9ec8k]

@@ky4fei BRUH I DIDN’T NOTICE HAHAHAHA

[@ora2488]

@@arisa-exe manga?? it’s chinese not japanese- it’s a webtoon

[@thisperson345]

3:13 my god this scene is so much funnier in the english version, in the Japanese version it kinda just comes across as "it's stuck" "it sure is" but in English it sounds like "it's stuck" "iTs StUcK"

[@turgburg4890]

I think the English version had a weird translatiom thing

[@inplane9970]

It's even more awkward when no one had a reaction to Venti imitating Paimon. Like they all universally agree to clowning on Paimon.

[@HuggyBuddyOwO]

@@inplane9970 I mean... we already making fun of paimon calling her a food, so the MC is just simply agree.

[@damomguy2801]

I'm pretty sure that's what he actually meant to say

[@4manart]

I wished I heard this mockery in the japanese version, bruh I'm laughing too hard xD

[@aoibun]

"Oh damn he can speak now" i laughed at that way too hard for some reason

[@brandong.1671]

😂😂 same

[@Geckogeckos]

OMG ME TOOOOOOO

[@kurorincchi3370]

True 😂

[@kira0703]

me too

[@kamuiwolff1442]

Same 😂

[@eden-elysium]

Signora: *beating the shit out of Venti* Venti: *starts improving a diss track with his final breaths*

[@aisha5156]

You hear Aether/Lumine in the back ground beatboxing.

[@lolaseiss]

Despite being the anemo archon Venti be spitting straight pyro

[@emilinne]

Aether/Lumine in the background be like : bitch if I could move u would loose your head

[@dudein9785]

DripVenti: **going full Eminem** Everyone in the back: DAMNNN GET EM BOSS 🤒🧍 Traveler: **beatboxing**

[@Floralaie]

Paimon: *adding high pitched background vocals*

[@Valentine5157]

Paimon: it’s stuck Venti: ItS StuCk Paimon: no that’s my thing Venti: nO ThaTs mY ThiNg

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

Stop copying me..

[@Valentine5157]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. sToP CopInG mE

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@Valentine5157 Not funny..

[@Valentine5157]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. nOt FuNny

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@Valentine5157 Stop it! :(

[@chicharonn]

venti be like "just purify the dragon its no big deal"

[@bananagod5530]

Yea its easy. Even Timmie can do it.

[@evnvfx3907]

Even paimon can do it

[@dacat2880]

@@bananagod5530 what about his dad??

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@evnvfx3907 No paimon can’t she’s too tiny it’s better if somebody not the size of paimon does it

[@evnvfx3907]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. You know, i think i saw you before

[@raey4389]

I love how both the game and the fandom treats paimon like a sibling instead of a friend

[@ducks4rent]

Paimon’s Lumine/Aether’s replacement.

[@siaorihara]

Or emergency food

[@jamjamyamyam]

Nah I bully Paimon

[@singulariteas]

@@jamjamyamyam siblings bully each other tho

[@pakacha8999]

I think Paimon's pretty underrated...I mean, Paimon menu tho /lh

[@kooyah6420]

Fun fact: I was an idiot and didn't realize the platforms were damaging me when they were cracked, so I spent the entire Stormterror fight playing "the floor is lava" from hell until I won with a sliver of Venti's health left and everyone else dead.

[@calipupcorn3886]

I lost three times until i realized why I was losing

[@pee4355]

I did that as well 😃

[@_ethereous_2550]

Same oml I thought I was just that stupid

[@voyce_95]

I actually thought I was gonna redo the whole Storm Terror battle but I managed to survive with everyone dead except Amber lmao I used trial Venti, Adventurer, Barbara and Amber P.S. Also thought I was just gonna stay in one platform sooooo yeah, I played the floor is lava too xDDDD

[@DiceDoo]

Bro, same I was like “Why am I taking Needle damage?”

[@ashcatchem1967]

"my computer is sending morse code to china server" China : we have to shut him up. He is gonna expose us.

[@chibiemo100]

I mean it's true tho Chinese apps/games collect user data information.

[@arnowisp6244]

@@chibiemo100 All apps collect user data...i just prefer them using it to advertise shit to me than them using it to determine if I'm a good citizen or not.

[@har.jasmine5494]

And mihoyo is a Chinese company...i actually thought it's japanese

[@vipoff3309]

miHoyo is a privately owned company, so that mean your data is safe from the Big Yellow Bear

[@chibiemo100]

@@vipoff3309 There's no multimillion Chinese company that isn't under the CCP

[@expl2173]

"my computers sending a morse code to the china server" LMFAOOO

[@asha5673]

Lmao

[@blueboxarts7015]

@@asha5673 i died from laughing XD

[@crimsonstrykr]

Thats the ring 0 kernel access hard at work

[@artemmybeloved5615]

@Hu tao extraordinary lover AKA BM WHAT

[@noelle3726]

“You’re not entirely useless, tone-deaf bard” I love how Paimon just causally insults a god

[@jimmyjeff1777]

I don't think anyone actually knew that venti was a god at the time

[@tthemmefatale]

Wellllll Ventis kinda easy to make fun of ;)

[@carmine5512]

@@jimmyjeff1777 actually the group already knew venti's a god

[@emilinne]

And then she doesn’t do a single thing and let’s us do everything like bro

[@crusty_]

on a daily basis

[@mimikyulover3411]

3:09 also can we talk about how Paimon is scared of a rich kid and a librarian but not of a LITERAL GOD?

[@caitlinmp4679]

I thought the EXACT SAME THING when doing the Xingqiu quests! She's all "sorry for giving you a nickname Mr. Guhua clan dude" but she calls Venti "tone-deaf bard" with literally NO remorse

[@qiuti300]

Paimon: I fear no man nor god. But that, mora, that thing scares me.

[@ashes5067]

@@qiuti300 or you can replace mora with xingqiu

[@ventitheanemoarchon2810]

Shes just literally making fun of a god and enjoys it lmao

[@foxxy_5962]

So true

[@freshcupofangst]

7:35 THE WAY I WHEEZED, I *NEVER* NOTICED THAT PAIMON GOT FROZEN DURING THAT SCENE I WAS TOO CONCERNED FOR VENTI-

[@ventitheanemoarchon2810]

VENTI WAS TOO IMPORTANT TO IGNORE THAT WE STRAIGHT UP FORGOT PAIMON EXISTS-

[@meowzie3128]

@@ventitheanemoarchon2810 H I. V E N T I..

[@bubblygamer3522]

LMAOO I just noticed 🤣😂😂

[@dudein9785]

@@ventitheanemoarchon2810 DADDY 😩😩😩

[@ventitheanemoarchon2810]

@@dudein9785 e-ehh?!

[@youdonthavetoknowsssh8154]

“I'm treating this like a dating simulator” I took going out with Lisa seriously.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I took it seriously because I was scared of her tbh-

[@keshisgay9517]

SAME SDJFKDJHKFD

[@TheAzsunshine11]

Same bruh.

[@4manart]

same

[@khadiza9472]

I have a whole collection of screenshots of our date

[@maryeunicecristobal741]

“im treating this like a dating simulator” LMAOOO this is so relatable whenever I need to pick choices for kaeya and diluc I always get nervous for some reason as if it’s an otome game smh

[@suyejia]

ME when I bumped into Kaeya at the restaurant in mondstat and I was panicking and then he left at the end so i thought i f-ed up lmaooo

[@spessar3073]

@@suyejia I really wanted Amber to go away so he could stay haha

[@MikuMeeku]

Dude, I can relate. Especially that date with Lisa about picking presents for her, haha.

[@thorsal6208]

@@MikuMeeku that quest is my favorite lol

[@axaeleterno477]

Ahh yes. The little chats with Kaeya and Lisa, both of them pure dating sim gold

[@LittleMissLoony]

A lot of people say that “Venti’s lucky” when Signora kicked him or “I would love to be Venti,” “I’m in love with Signora,” “She’s so pretty,” blah, blah, blah. Well I would say the same thing if it wasn’t Venti. Nobody hurts him. NOBODY HURTS CUTE BARD BOY.

[@psyche2002]

YES

[@christiankyleacbang9439]

Id be lucky to be kickef by venti.

[@xyrene7189]

I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT SO MUCH. *100%*

[@discountasian]

100%

[@Lana-Jae]

EXACTLY

[@zatchsenpai1449]

"Beauty is a waste when the beholder has no taste" looks like venti has experienced a break up.

[@remi5835]

LMAO ERFGVBHN

[@TheAzsunshine11]

*Ｆ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｈａｔ．*

[@eugene7720]

@@TheAzsunshine11 f

[@semukoMAI]

Spoilers: I mean the person he's with thousands a years ago probably died in front of him

[@moonsingh4145]

He pulled out them rythmes

[@Saiden354]

The sass from Venti, though. *Chefs kiss*

[@F7_TeeJ]

Just a heads up, he’s a guy bro

[@saturnichaze]

@Wasabi Lover its a guy though, its a guy. Even in the subtitles and dubs Venti is referred to as a "he". Gods don't have a gender, yes, but his physical form does I guess?

[@ciello1195]

@Wasabi Lover Barbatos is a wind spirit without gender. Venti, a male bard, is their friend, dead before Barbatos became the anemo archon. Barbatos hence decided to use Venti's body as their human form, to fulfill their wish of traveling with their friend forever.

[@tailedgates9]

I love him.

[@the_freakin_yui]

@Wasabi Lover well Paimon was a king so......the balance has been restored.

[@jaweriyagelle4667]

Its StUcK venti: revenge for calling me tone deaf bard.

[@midenarithmos9200]

First time seeing Paimon turned into ice cube I straight up laughed so hard. We need to freeze our food to keep them good after all.

[@theorangeboy5649]

Lmao 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JadeSpecter]

"Is this Paimon Fresh?" "No, it's frozen" "Fk*n hell*

[@rnin0723]

*Gordon Ramsay's Nightmare*........

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

Cryo Fatui: FRESHNESS PRESERVED

[@zalo8538]

"my computer is sending morse code to the China servers holy shit"

[@ربيعةامسعيد]

.-.. --- .-.. ☺

[@arnowisp6244]

Probably information that they could use for their future world domination!

[@renren9477]

@@arnowisp6244 dont tell him,thats illegal XD

[@Ostr0]

@@arnowisp6244 lmfao

[@ZaidS]

@@arnowisp6244 they'll blackmail him by showing him his browsing history

[@missariri7617]

when he said “oh damn he can speak now” i cried out of laughter

[@yeetman8540]

5:12 *falls off the platform for the third time* "NOOOOO-" "And so, the Stormterror threat was quelled" Perfectly cut

[@Ahbahl]

Atleast he realized he had to glide to another platform. I didnt know that until I watched this video. I just stayed on the same platform xD fuck my life

[@alexprus7953]

@@Ahbahl I didn't realise until I read your comment xD I stayed on the aame platform the whole time

[@IDK-fv3hu]

@@Ahbahl same lmao

[@wolfsongrising]

As someone who immediately rushed to the winds and jumped, I was facepalming and laughing till I cried at his falling. I can see how that would be easy to miss though... particularly since i swear the character controls like to take one extra step forward then you wanted to go XD

[@liesl5313]

@@Ahbahl wait....so that’s why I died so much 😂

[@mellowberrie]

It went from: "Get em' Paimon" To "Get em' Venti" Who's side are you on lmao?

[@regularhuman7939]

Space Loli Vs drunk god

[@mellowberrie]

@@regularhuman7939 big yes

[@regularhuman7939]

@@mellowberrie E

[@regularhuman7939]

@@mellowberrie E

[@knopfir]

"which side are you on?" *Chaotic Neutral*

[@razor7244]

venti be spitting bars even though he's literally dyin.

[@razor5764]

hi fellow razor

[@thediscomfortguy2863]

@@razor5764 lol did you reply to yourself

[@razor5764]

@@thediscomfortguy2863 no, we Razor mains are a plentiful species

[@thediscomfortguy2863]

@@razor5764 sadly I didn’t get him since I didn’t play Genshin till 2 months ago🧚‍♀️ (wait y’all are a species?? So that means I can kidnap you??)

[@razor5764]

@@thediscomfortguy2863 🏃‍♀️💨 can't kidnap me if I'm already running

[@gasterrific]

"I'm treating this like a dating simulator" Me when I have to talk to Kaeya or Diluc EDIT: now also including Zhongli and Childe

[@snowywinterwishes5663]

Oh god, same 😂

[@cass3035]

YES whenever they show up I just get so nervous like AM I GONNA PICK THE RIGHT ROUTE? I DON'T WANT THEM TO DISLIKE ME

[@Angel-oy8pj]

Me when I talk to anyone from the Fatui

[@sayaka.98]

Me talking with Childe hahahaha

[@MixedSnowFox]

Diluc scares my straightness...

[@mayo3719]

My boy Venti still be spitting lines when he’s basically half dead. I love him. #comehomeventi

[@ihshojhuf]

Yes

[@food_goddess_queen7299]

Did he come home

[@cherrypup]

@@food_goddess_queen7299 i hope so :')

[@ventitheanemoarchon2810]

Hope he comes home for u when his banner comes back

[@mayo3719]

No- no he didn’t 🥲

[@humptydumptysatonawall5825]

Venti: I shall channel anemo energy through you Auto captions: I shall channel animal energy through you

[@Sus_-yp8mv]

:v

[@missasyan]

7:28 "oh damn he can speak now" that was my reaction exactly lmao

[@chalk5593]

EVERY TIME I SEE THE SCENE WHERE PAIMON GETS TURNED INTO A ICE BALL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING-

[@isdrakon9802]

Thanks to eula we now have a proper name for this transformation. A paimon popsicle

[@thu10ha10]

*No,she's a popsical,Yum*

[@Noname-lj5sf]

Same hahhahaha

[@starryeclipsequit6725]

7:07

[@crustyycat]

666 rn lol-

[@honeydahyun]

“K lets get off this- NOOOOO-“ *And so, the stormterror threat was quelled* .

[@anafakename555]

that scene where Venti mocks Paimon and seems to get an attitude out of nowhere is the funniest thing ever in this entire game. And the fact that no one addresses it is even better.

[@theartickitsune]

I just found this guy, and man is he a hidden gem lol.

[@tahapournosrat3770]

he is the best, idk why I didn't found him sooner

[@JadeSpecter]

At least he's blowing up kind of, I mean look at how fast his subscribers are growing

[@taikkhu]

LMAO FR

[@shymecha]

Ikr he's funny asf

[@Heikousen9]

He's really funny, also I can keep up with the plot since I keep starting the quests and finish them after when I already forgot all about them lol

[@cherio7114]

7:07 I never even noticed that paimon went flying

[@cubspopply5445]

"i'mma stay far away from that shop" 3 episodes later: "goddamnit"

[@ryo2456]

what is that shop even about....

[@RUBY-tu5ly]

@@ryo2456 more like ancient perfume？selling scented stuff？but the way that selling girl talk, oh my god

[@Uwu-hq4bt]

@@ryo2456 twas pottery

[@armandbuising6627]

@@RUBY-tu5ly just hear her in japanese, oh boy.

[@moopss]

I don't know how i found you but i'm glad i did

[@forcetaken3010]

SAME!!!!

[@surai262]

Same here

[@khafuusterling3841]

ikr

[@eternal8778]

Same here

[@cherrix9626]

Didn't regret it, subscribed instantly

[@novabren7260]

I didn’t even notice paimon literally turned into an ice cube

[@blendedmilkk]

2:56 it sounds like Venti is playing the classic Android/Samsung alarm tone

[@blackandfire4249]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@IceeFish]

PTSD

[@ZenolexNC]

That *Morning Flower* ringtone gives me PTSD.

[@tianfeifei5976]

NO. JUST SHUT UP

[@vampiresscarlet]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rIW5iHqlhsihb7M

[@Djoki1]

2:54 i legit thought he was gonna start playing the Samsung default alarm tone

[@katekarin3838]

LMAO

[@MsDj03]

I can't unhear this now thank you so much

[@xacronthe1st829]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@orangejuice8881]

HAHAHA

[@chubbymight1420]

Traveler: wHerEss mY siStER Venti: hi im the anemo archon Traveler: cOoL cAn yoU hELp fInD mY sIS- Venti: purify this dragon lol Traveler: *purifies dragon* Venti: ok bye gotta go Traveler: 👁 👁 👃 👄

[@kuroehiyake]

venti is a betrayer i dont know why i have the fcking sneezing que- i mean hess a male sneezing quee-

[@Yugan0]

Purify a dragon and no pressure or anything! "Intense gaming moves activated"

[@nontolefeed9999]

*falls of three times*

[@evnvfx3907]

This is whats called a pro gamer move

[@exeiiu-7947]

Dude i started dying when paimon turned into a ball of ice then just floated away lmaooooo

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

Not funny it was freezing in that ice ball..

[@exeiiu-7947]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. It may have been cold but at least you could have reflected how annoying you are and the fact that no one likes you while you were stuck in there

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@exeiiu-7947 Meanie :(

[@exeiiu-7947]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. I didn't say I didn't like you :)

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@exeiiu-7947 Oh :)

[@suffering9481]

5:00 Bwaap:**dies** Paimon: sEriOUslY

[@firebreathingchickenduck4936]

Everyone: piamon is annoying Piamon: *is slightly in danger* Everyone: NO!! PAIMON

[@Muodoek]

Facts 👌

[@missdeeptalk7214]

soo true

[@tenseishiyou]

Only I'm allowed to bully paimon

[@hayley9066]

i actually never noticed the ice paimonsicle until i watched this video more concerned with our bard

[@lowsha3027]

you had 3 times to spell paimon correctly you succeeded the last time **insert a-ok hand emoji here because I'm on a computer**

[@6jessu]

as much as paimon annoys him he shows that he cares ab her how cute >_

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

You mean tone-deaf bard?

[@eyywannn8601]

You heard it here first, folks. Bwaap’s a tsundere.

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@eyywannn8601 Hm strange...what is a tsundere?

[@adt4624]

@@Am-i-Worth-It. A person who likes someone but tries to hide it by being mean to them.

[@Am-i-Worth-It.]

@@adt4624 oh so Bwaap is a tsundere but who is he being rude to?

[@swagash2276]

Venti: A-ha, this is Dvalin's ace in the hole: Caelestinum Finale Termini! bwaap: so were gonna die? *Holy SHIT-*

[@sylvielle3413]

"Ah, the handsome Mr. Kaeya" IS THE TRUE ANSWER!!! You're not alone though, every time I'm picking my choices around those husbandos, I couldn't stop myself from treating this as a dating simulator, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Dream come true if I could see their affection rate LOL

[@catzor4795]

It's a planned feature. For now, unlocking voicelines by increasing your friendship levels is the temporary solution.

[@YushinKaze]

This is probably the first time I am angry because I didn't see any ads.

[@robinogle974]

I come back to your videos even after I’ve already completed the missions on my own just because it’s so wholesome to hear your experience with it as well! Even on coop you don’t really get to hear like active dialogue about what’s happening so to get to hear your reactions to how the story is going so far; not to mention you have such a fun personality! I love when I read the dialogue as bwaap as the name too lol

[@kooshi8933]

1:44 As a morse code professional why would you plan on killing the tiger on ur neighbors

[@KizilXD]

Didnt know that he is my neighboor

[@hopscotch1049]

@@KizilXD He's your neighbor?

[@Mm-xc9my]

"they have a strip club in this game?" LMAO I-

[@cloudiideii4271]

“No, but we have Lisa.”

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Bro, lmao we got 69 likes. Also, I do not know if I can permit others to like this again, so I will be leaving this responsibility to you, OP.

[@ruedadesalami8317]

No but we have Lisa and the perfume lady from Lynue if that works for you

[@zfuuniewuunie]

"Oh damn he can speak now" literally everyone's reaction when the traveler speaks

[@blueab07]

7:07 frozen emergency food

[@firstnamelastname7298]

you gotta keep it fresh its not canned

[@S4ND55]

Preserved version

[@Rossuke1]

You gotta freeze it to keep the meat good

[@palbacon6959]

"Beauty is a waste....When the beholder has no taste" **Proceeds to kick in stomach by leg**

[@lazygreen6708]

you ever notice how aether used anemo power when he was in his geo power phase 6:59

[@mariacandelaarcila3232]

OMG XD

[@schwerenevonyildi1315]

"just purify the dragon lol" **Traveller transforms into an attack helicopter**

[@regularhuman7939]

Plot twist: Aether identifies as an Attack Helicopter

[@snowm8355]

Haha, anemo powers go brrrrrrrrrrr

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

Haha 30mm chaingun go brrrrrr.

[@euroffiya]

I like how he's like NOOO I DID IT AGAINNN , then it moves to Jean saying *the storm terror threat was quelled*

[@king_crimson8264]

bwaap: defeats dvalin with no visual errors mobile players: demonic screeching

[@mailbox3982]

Guess you're gonna be known as "the dude who drowned in three feet of water"

[@l_zzie]

LMFAOAOAOAO

[@ProjectXsent]

1:19 bwaap: "I'mma stay far away from that shop" *uploads perfume making quest bwaap: "Oh..."

[@hampsterdance1226]

the literal first sentence: ''everytime i do daily missions i forget to collect my reward'' me, who just remembered i forgot to collect a commission reward from yesterday:

[@boomshackalacka556]

“NOOOOOO” “and so” 5:14

[@ratchel8442]

7:34 my sister heard me laugh at this so she came in and i showed her and we both evaporated together :,)

[@amanda-rf1hv]

liking your own comment 🤡

[@ratchel8442]

@@amanda-rf1hv dummy i didn't like my own comment

[@ratchel8442]

@@amanda-rf1hv people watch videos and read comments lol

[@aisha5156]

@@amanda-rf1hv What’s wrong with liking your own comment?

[@ratchel8442]

@@aisha5156 aha its a joke were siblings lol

[@zefree3239]

bwaap: i’m treating this like a dating simulator like i actually think that this will develop a relationship between him 1.4: well what do ya know

[@Pachieeee]

Jumping vines with Amber be like: 3:43 "Bet yo- ow hey UHH UHH OW"

[@memorymimic]

Lol

[@Ravens_Mary]

I was looking for that comment Thenks

[@TheAzsunshine11]

*Oh no-*

[@IceeFish]

This sounds a bit uhhhh

[@OfficialW1tchBae]

Paimon: its stuck. Venti: "iTs StUcK." Me: *laughs hard * XD You: Get em' venti get em' xD

[@Ph03n1X87]

And me: "OOOOOOOHHHHH"

[@OfficialW1tchBae]

Shu_ShuBOI the Ult Time Traveler xD

[@memorymimic]

No it sound for me 'ItS sTaUk' idk y

[@nancytangotits]

bwaap, seeing signora: she's mean but hot everyone: alas, a man of culture.

[@Mnnadr62]

Paimon's face goes 6:50 : Everyone (including me): Windows key + Prt Sc key

[@mrhippo3610]

*oh*

[@bnashtay2278]

*oh*

[@Mnnadr62]

oh

[@tedxteddy]

Oh

[@nugfuggets6088]

oh

[@caifengshui8516]

FYI “Spring” in Chinese word is not just a season, there’s another meaning that refers to affection and sexual kind of stuff... For example, sometimes people called the night that they have sexual intercourse “Spring night” also there is a phrase like “The spring has come” which is used when someone fell in love with others. I went to have a chat with that lady from Scent of Spring and I think she sells some perfume, scented sex lubricant, and scented oil for sexual activities..... I was so surprised that the dev added this kind of stuff in a child-friendly game! 😂 (guess only people who are familiar with Chinese culture will be able to figure it out.) Sorry for my bad grammar

[@dacat2880]

"Child friendy game" Lisa : laughs nervously

[@lei6307]

Child friendly game oh boy wait until kids Know about Lisa

[@nathanielivanbacanto2614]

This isn't a child friendly game, it's a gacha lol

[@rein0123]

Wait wait wait what? I'm literally chinese and never knew nani?

[@nekomily]

There was this one where an old lady talked about adult toys but she was actually talking about kites lmao

[@qraal]

Paimon is just so strong that she doesn’t show her power. I swear, the lake was like power level 10k that Paimon was drowning in

[@mraa9938]

4:04 my literal expression when i'm doing this quest

[@Cangarai]

"Oh he can speak now" That's the same reaction I had dude lmao

[@winterbear1707]

This is the first time i’ve seen bwaap care about paimon when she turns into a block of ice when signora comes

[@nexttoyourgfrn]

Everyone is gangsta until the computer starts sending morse code to china server's

[@ahmadasyraf140]

That one at 7:37 really got me laughed so hard. I didn't even realised that in my own game xD

[@JSMaddy]

"oh damn he can talk now" I'm fucking crying 😭

[@joedalton155]

That venti-paimon dialogue felt so weird, like why didn't paimon react at venti's mockery at all ?

[@boshlovely2002]

that’s what i was saying, both times he did it not a single person made a remark about it. it just felt so off like what was the point of it if everyone acts like he’s not doing it

[@zargond]

In Japanese, he repeats after Paimon but in a “yeah, it is” tone (agreed tone). I was actually surprised to hear him sound so sassy in the English because the impression of the scene is entirely different between languages haha No idea how Chinese was like, though. EDIT: I only remember the It’s stuck scene though, I can’t recall how the “Heading up” scene was voiced 🤔

[@Aflay1]

It really sounds strange whether it’s an agreeing tone or a condescending tone. Like, Venti, bruh

[@Haruuuuu02]

yeah maybe because the tone is different in other languages. Just like the others said, in Japanese dub Venti is repeating Paimon in kind of more agreeing tone, like the it’s stuck, he said it in a « yup, it’s stuck. » kinda of tone. Not « iT’s StUcK » tone (if you get what I mean?). And the heading up is more of a happy repetition. Idk why english Venti is so sassy 😆

[@shuyotirah9132]

@@Haruuuuu02 english venti is so funny lmaoo i love him

[@Konpekikaminari]

Can we talk about the lines Venti says to Signora? Those are legitimately good put downs He may be a subpar god, but Venti is definitely the top tier bard he claims to be

[@alekoalok]

The part when venti mocks paimon is probably the best part about this quest

[@quby9195]

Venti would tell someone to go into outer space and bring back a planet, he fr don’t care 💀

[@Enomaru001]

“NOOO” “and so, the threat of storm terror was quelled”

[@JSMaddy]

bwaap: bullies Paimon throughout also bwaap: is one of the rarest to notice Paimon gets absolutely blown away when La Signora comes in cute 😭

[@hextherobot9180]

3:15 it was the "its stuck" for me

[@GeorgeMonet]

Nick Fury : "You've been very busy. You found someone else to save your dragon for you, you broke your lyre. You got punked by a girl who ran off with your Gnosis. Now, if I know better..." Venti : [interrupts] "You don't know better. I didn't give it to her. She took it. " Nick Fury : "Whoa, whoa, whoa. She took it? You're Barbados and she just took it? The little sister walked in there, kicked your ass and took your gnosis?"

[@dishsoap4824]

0:40 From Ying'er 's explanations later if you allow her to continue (or finish the main mission that relates to her shop), the Scent of Spring is actually a pottery kiln shop, which is translated to Chinese in this possible order: Scent of Spring -(the kiln shop)- 香 -之- 春 窑 -店- (strikethroughs are left out during the translation process) However, 春/spring is also an obscure metaphor for sexual intercourse, and 窑/kiln is a slang for brothels = = Insert cultural joke here I guess

[@byak6687]

"Treating this like a dating simulator" Me for every man that is a hawtie +lisa 👁👄👁

[@flowerbud7643]

3:15 this was the same reaction I had 🤣🤣, I like how the useless ones are actually my favorite in this game. I really like Paimon and Venti they are my favorite so far.

[@thomasbertrand9163]

Seeing the lack of dendro application on the vines is so wierd. I am happy i am Rewatching this

[@chunchunmaru3716]

Me playing a solo mode: "disconnect from the server" Me: Am i a Joke to YOu

[@annikareeze4960]

"She turned you into an........... Iceball" KSJWKSK 😭

[@_ishanaa_]

5:56 for that choice, i flirted with him without a second thought.

[@reomikages]

same i did it with no hesitance

[@arutama]

7:28 bwaap: "oh damn he can speak now." _That a same reaction like what I did when I heard this._

[@nauvalramadhan6053]

Traveler : VENTI "Oh damn he can speak now" ;)

[@adeptusxiao02]

I'M PROUD OF THIS GUY! BEEN HERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF PLAYING GENSHIN

[@vallisroyeaux4979]

Bwaap lagging out and reconnecting to the server: WTF?! Me who has to reconnect at least 5 times a day: First time?

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Mood

[@fluffyth3f0x8]

The Game: The dragon's name is Dvalin me being named Devlyn: what

[@eygeniapetraki4097]

Bwaap having dinner 5 secs later) comeputer possed and explodes

[@thehooman4705]

"Shes talking about bread, isnt she?"