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[@BeatEmUps]

I'm never buying another Nintendo Switch AGAIN... I swear. Get Honey for FREE and start saving ➤ joinhoney.com/beatemupsHoney finds coupons with one click. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring!My Twitch - www.twitch.tv/beatemups

[@Amongusbaka73927]

Lol

[@vampireblood6441]

Ok give me then lol

[@Blizzarien]

Bruh moment

[@slayer2753]

Fith

[@taylinritchie2397]

Right....

[@torbjornkallstrom2316]

Wood: "It's so cold out there" Me, a northener: "There's not even ice in your beard"

[@micklucas1451]

haha från Sverige va?

[@torbjornkallstrom2316]

@@micklucas1451 Jepp :)

[@ryancoleman8914]

Hold my beer!

[@micklucas1451]

@@Levuiiialdrig

[@unlitomen5020]

@Marina Schwarz Jonathan?

[@alleyt]

When you’ve been saving up for a switch and games for a year and Wood just goes and gets his 11th switch 👁👄👁

[@jsboelk]

@@dylanm7136 what do you mean?

[@th3radlad_727]

@@dylanm7136 what if they’re too young

[@tookyos6212]

sadly i thought you were exaggerating with the number 😭

[@TitusMH]

@Emma Hearts i make $26 an hour and hour im good 👍

[@zceky]

@Emma Hearts his job is a KZbinr and he gets a lot of money from it like most KZbinr so he can have a lot of expensive things, you probably don’t have a job yet

[@blackboi4842]

Wood:*counts how many switches he has* Me: So that's what it look like to be rich.

[@prawnfather523]

Tax write off lol

[@judastheman]

Nah. Thats what it looks like to be a flexer.

[@Idkjsnfjdnsnd]

@@judastheman if your gonna hate just leave

[@BTL.961]

“Red always goes faster.” Sonic: 👁👄👁

[@javytc]

Knuckles👀

[@altair3545]

@@javytc lightning mcqueen

[@javytc]

@@altair3545 kachaaa

[@helixez310]

Quickalikver

[@rdclips3647]

Red man

[@pierrotcristian]

"Red always goes faster" Sonic the hedgehog: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@papp0us]

Ferrari F1 Team "ohhh okaayyyyy"

[@ChrisStoneinator]

Knock knock it's Knuckles, the bloat thrower, independent flower, magical emerald holder...

[@Mark-gd5vr]

Black would be the fastest

[@charmishing]

The flash disagrees

[@seanx2350]

Red makes them 3x faster

[@RageElixir]

How many switches do you have?! hahaha that one looks clean though

[@thatssjordan3621]

first

[@youraveragecommentator491]

@@thatssjordan3621 nobody cares

[@ZaneFromNinjago]

@@youraveragecommentator491 I mean technically you cared enough to comment that you didn’t care

[@youraveragecommentator491]

@@ZaneFromNinjago true

[@RentabaAmakura]

I have 3 all Limited Editions and soon the Monster hunter rise switch

[@DubSmith04]

I can't wait until he posts his unboxing of the monster hunter switch.

[@makandalp]

Best looking switch by far

[@Soraking007]

I cant wait the thing is beautiful

[@makandalp]

@@Soraking007 my plans are using my 2 year old switch until it dies and buying a new one and if it survives until a pro arrives, im going to buy the pro

[@jellyroll1682]

@@makandalp wow that’s a waste of money lol. My day one switch still works amazingly Just like everyone’s who takes care of them

[@makandalp]

@@jellyroll1682 Yes i know, i have my switch for over 2 years now, no issues. But i talk about a real switch pro with way better hardware and 60 fps (probably not) support

[@dokibella]

Me: Wants to buy a switch Nintendo: Release every possible switch edition to exist Me: Struggles to decide which one to buy

[@TobiasTheArtist]

You'd probably like the Animal Crossing one better. Even if you dont like animal crossing that color way looks the best and the lite you might like the coral.

[@ratsiiaratr24]

@@TobiasTheArtist true

[@catchthisfire]

@@TobiasTheArtist i have the animal crossing one but i want the mario one just cause its red 🤣

[@TobiasTheArtist]

@@catchthisfire lol. Same for me.

[@wtfsus538]

me:stfu

[@evalynbaun6672]

Next up on BeatEmUps: “Will my switch case withstand a gunshot?”

[@daffyrwt]

we all know he's going to have at least one more switch in his collection when they come out with an all green zelda themed one for it's 35th anniversary

[@elpapico815]

Nooo he is flexing too much

[@slimbob7553]

This comment aged terribly lmao

[@daffyrwt]

@@slimbob7553 definitely about the Zelda edition, but he'll definitely be getting the Switch OLED... so i'm kinda right about him getting at least one more.

[@terabite1961]

Wood has officially made it. Honey sponsors him

[@pronounjow]

And I STILL got a Honey ad after he talked about them.

[@Huss_D]

lol!

[@monicasmm]

Hasn’t been sponsored by them before?

[@hando3611]

The fact that the monster hunter rise switch is coming out next month is a terrifying thought for Wood 😂😂

[@StarrieMoonlight]

Yah I almost forgot about that 😅

[@goneghosted]

@@StarrieMoonlight yea me too. Do u know if it’s coming to America or anywhere else other than Japan? I was looking forward to collecting special editions switches.

[@Matthew-fc2km]

@@goneghosted its definitely coming to Australia so I would imagine that usa will get it

[@mattmanley7118]

It's not coming out in the US only in Europe and Japan

[@StarrieMoonlight]

@@goneghosted ah no I don't sorry, ik its coming out in the UK I think Japan too but thats all I know, but it definitely looks,so nice to add to a collection 😀

[@cameron5261]

I just feel how cold outside it is for him just from him describing it

[@justhere2hang661]

it was 1 Fahrenheit where he lives this morning. Texas never gets this cold 🥶

[@cameron5261]

@@justhere2hang661 bruh in my place the weather gets -4 on a average winter day

[@alienserfur1]

It's ridiculously cold in texas, south texas isn't prepared for this at all.

[@keeryeltetty2901]

@@justhere2hang661 How cold is that? I'm not American

[@Jollyman432]

@@keeryeltetty2901 -17c

[@undertaker150000]

"We ain't got no switch games this year. But we got a new switch." 50 minute Nintendo Direct tomorrow: Are you sure about that?

[@sansskeloton1900]

Yessir just got back from it splatoon 3 gonna be hype

[@ulysse6825]

@@sansskeloton1900 i just got splatoon 2...

[@toolarr]

@@ulysse6825 well, at least u have a year!

[@Isaaaaaaac]

@@ulysse6825 it’s good to play 2 first so that 3 will make more sense

[@Braylonprowell3421]

@@sansskeloton1900 what about mario golf wheres the hype in that

[@ashleylsch]

I don't think it's a big deal that you buy the new switch editions as they come out. You do unboxing/review/reaction videos of them, thereby making it part of your job. Plus I enjoy these videos as I'm certainly not getting these for myself, so it's how I get to see the different editions in a more real setting (as in not just in ads and from boxart)

[@AnarchyWillows]

ha i love how he keeps trying to say how he doesn’t have that many switches and then keeps finding more. there’s probably more that were out of sight 😂😂 edit: 266 likes wow thanks 🙏🏻

[@Gemz623]

did he get the fortnite one because theres a fortnite switch

[@maurosanchez2524]

I'm pretty sure he also bought like 3 broken switches for decoration a while ago hahaha

[@trevortanner8255]

I reckon that when they moved they just built the new house out of discarded switch boxes in place of bricks

[@magita1991]

I can’t complain because I have a Xbox 360 , Xbox one , PS3 and ps4 and a switch snd a laptop I play sims on.

[@Concise_Parakeet]

@@magita1991 i have nintendo ds, nintendo 3ds, nintendo wii-u, ps2,ps3,ps4 and a laptop on which i play rdr2

[@lxtoxicity5443]

he talks about there being a case inside...2 minutes later, "OH THERES A CASE"?

[@ChrisStoneinator]

For the c o n t e n t

[@michaelvandelden563]

Kim has a glorious career in roasting lying ahead of her, lol

[@garrettrice4327]

It's honestly incredible how great your editing has gotten watching you these past 5 years. I've always loved watching you, but you always keep improving & getting funnier. Love your content & keep it up!

[@guardiangibbs2663]

1:15 Actually, I was going to say "How come you're wearing pants?"

[@michaelabayomi]

Still waiting until they give us a Legend of Zelda themed Switch. Hopefully right when the Switch Pro is released.

[@InfectedElite]

BotW 2 lol

[@jfarrelly133]

loz's anniversary is coming up who knows

[@josephcrue8444]

Hopefully. It is a Zelda anniversary. So a Zelda themed switch would be amazing!!

[@StarrieMoonlight]

Same hopefully this year or next year :D

[@Beeean]

Switch oled*

[@carterbergen5625]

Wood : it's so cold Me in Canada taking a walk : hey how cold was it today ? My friend : I think only -40°C

[@croosepanel2327]

How is your friend still alive

[@nytsert]

@@croosepanel2327 - 40° C isn't that bad its just normal February weather were i live

[@buddybuddy69yearsago37]

-50 °F

[@caitlynjones7409]

Wood: Have 10 Switches Me: Have 0 Switches

[@aandmgameingchannel2932]

Hahaha 😂 I have 12 switches

[@buppygum9525]

Me places the order for one switch to impress my frends Wood: HAHA PLACE ORDER BUTTON GO BRRRRRR

[@matchamoment]

It made me feel such an endearing connection knowing you’re enduring the Texas snowpocalyse, too!

[@mickeycoolmouse]

Useds fake skeleton hand to wipe eye Wood: "Ow, that made it worse!" *Surprise Pikachu face*

[@lennybonde3351]

@Johnny Silverhand ’Useds ”IT” not a word’ ... What about that one, bro?

[@cookii.8369]

@Johnny Silverhand Hey, guess what? People can actually make mistakes, they obviously know 'useds' isn't a word. Don't be so quick to assume that they're a kid

[@GruelingFive8]

@Johnny Silverhand your use of "KID" as an insult like that kinda makes me feel you're 12 yourself haha

[@TynologyGaming]

I’m here again to say I wish the Animal Cross Switch console was that off-white color so bad!

[@TurtleChad1]

That off-white color for the Switch console would definitely be Turtle Approved

[@rainbowgoat509]

@@TurtleChad1 *GASP* ITS YOU! Your channel is Approved by A Rainbow Goat

[@savannahlucier9119]

You could look up an off white shell to put on it

[@chiruki]

I have to agree. Its still my favourite switch though.

[@thesaucylorax]

@@savannahlucier9119 But you can't even do the front plate

[@letsmakegames947]

No one, not even a single soul Beatemups: sO i goT AnOThEr SwitCH

[@b_r_a_w_r3844]

Wood: "I'm never buying another Nintendo Switch AGAIN... I swear. *Switch OLED appears* Wood: "gotta get that now"

[@zacschillinger]

I just ordered the animal crossing one the other day! I’m so excited I also got a bunch of animal crossing accessories as well!

[@Spika94]

"This one is nothing like the others.. this one is.. RED"

[@Brayden0487]

@@dantat5713 yes bc it’s not a color. Just colored joycons

[@peanuthead5280]

Of all the colors to make an entire switch I would not have picked this shade of all red. 🤷🏾‍♀️👀

[@mckenny5505]

Same. I don’t like the color but I plan on getting the switch anyways. 😖 I need to collect it.

[@TomLegobro21]

I believe they aimed to be the exact Mario shade of red. It’s not for everyone, but it’s gorgeous. Same for the blue. ❤️💙

[@leobaxter8623]

When his eyes started getting blurry I thought he was setting up for a glasses sponsor

[@monicasmm]

His ads really are that smooth lol

[@popawakeprod]

Australia got the Amiibos as a set but america seemingly have them separately... I just want the peach I’m so jealous

[@MCBCharlieGaming]

It’s legit so warm in the uk 🇬🇧 Sorry to you peeps in Texas.

[@ekly6178]

Now:" only 10 switches" Next month: "only 11 switches"

[@imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas]

Wood: "It's freezing!" Also Wood: "Let's record the video with no pants"

[@Sansrage.]

It’s 1 degree where I live with 6 inches of snow. I live in Arkansas! This is the best weather ever.

[@aglitchedeevee2990]

Where I live in Texas we got 17 inches of snow last week it never snows here let alone more than 4 inches

[@Sansrage.]

@@aglitchedeevee2990 I saw that all of Texas’s power grid was destroyed by it. I hope your doing better now and I hope you can keep staying warm till spring officially comes in a week or two.

[@Kindred_Lamb]

"I know what everyone is going to say" Everyone: your pants are still on...

[@a-hood3843]

you can never remember how painful it is when something getting stuck in your eye

[@yodersitsgrandmagood1416]

Wood: It’s stupid cold here Me: looks at Houston weather Me: sees Houston at 22 degrees Also me: sees Minnesota weather at -30.

[@Saamniferu]

As a minnesotan, I can confirm, our climate is isn't like other girls, its quirky.

[@ClassicSkye]

In iowa its -19 cant imagine -30

[@shadowcastyt]

Michigan it was -2..... it’s been years since it’s been that cold over here

[@rainehappy7097]

I think the real question is, how cold is the biggest ball of twine?

[@kerriganekholm6452]

I'm just barely across the border in Wisconsin and I bought a water from the store, forgot something, went back in for 5 minutes and my water was already icy

[@waltercomunello121]

"Should I make this my main Switch?" maybe the next one you'll buy.

[@BadWolfBricks]

Wood: just got his eleventh switch Me: only just getting my second. 🤔🤔🤔

[@SairinEarthsea]

Nice, it's good to have a backup. Are you going to get the super nintendo switch coming out?

[@Malena00707]

And then there’s me not having none but wanting one but I can’t afford one because I live in a Third World country and they’re so expensive here yay. 🙂😭😂

[@qwaud]

Only

[@textileshop4231]

Some people collect leaves, dolls, bottle caps.... Wood collects Switch xD

[@kadenmiller5966]

My friend said he didn’t like the colors. He may be missing now but that’s not important

[@nobodycares607]

Lmao

[@cosmicbrickfilms1593]

Hello 911, what’s you emergency 🚨 Ummm I’d like to report a missing child

[@sandrolander]

I like the colors but the kickstand man 🥶

[@lijiang1342]

OR SHE

[@ismaelalvarez8661]

@@lijiang1342 what

[@PhidSillips]

*the switch is great*

[@MitchtheReal]

Thank you toy story phid

[@teaguebuchanan4707]

That's an understatement

[@melodyofheaven3353]

The moment when he casually turns into Beedle upon seeing the case it came with. 😂

[@MadmanBuck]

3:21 I remember when I unboxed my first switch! Unboxing a new console gives you just the certain feeling it's lovely

[@helenslife588]

You review and love games and consoles, that's why you needed it! It's actually a really cool one 😍

[@ultraginge1990]

You didn’t get lucky Wood. You provide good quality content and you are honest and kind. You deserve that gold button.

[@TobleroneCraft]

Nintendo can pump out specialty versions of the console, but Sony can’t even pump out their base versions..

[@kurovader4078]

Lol Facts

[@thedjrush]

Well Nintendo had the same problem when it first came out no one could get a switch the First year

[@TobleroneCraft]

@@thedjrush my point stands. Companies have a more accurate prediction of their sales than their production shows.

[@nazrulnero]

I just bought this today... Right after watching the announcement for the OLED Switch...

[@jemiebridges3197]

"Cool story Bro." Damn, Marry her, and let her apply burn cream.

[@killroy2010]

I'm really kinda jealous I got my switch when they came out. However I really wish this was my first switch. 😕

[@mrblack576]

Buy one for your bedroom wc whatever

[@claytondapig2577]

Wood: “red goes faster” Green: *sad noises*

[@acefait406]

Don’t worry baby yoda

[@maurosanchez2524]

Don't look at my shame hahahaha I love how sincerely dumb he gets with Kim around, loved the video Wood 💜

[@maxiboi8638]

Wood has 8 switches Wood in the vid: acts like it’s a new console

[@manixyz]

Woods: 8-10 switches and counting "It's not that bad." Me: borrowing my friend's cuz I can't afford one. "Haha, yeah... not that many . - . " Well, it is red.

[@Moyski00]

"Red always goes faster", that Char's Custom reference.

[@tegridyfarms6851]

*Saying that you could shoot your switch with a gun once it's inside the case, must be the most Texas thing ever.*

[@davillager6188]

Bro ive ben saving up for a switch since it got released and this dude just gets his 11th switch😂

[@Idkjsnfjdnsnd]

He has 11 switches and I'm still struggling to get 1

[@sandimorrow2596]

I just bought this red switch last week. It’s my return to Nintendo after my WII U died a few years ago. I have to say I wish I had gotten one earlier. I ❤️ it!

[@camanbrar]

Him: it's so cold in Texas! Me who lives in canada: am i a joke to you?

[@spider-pig_05]

People in minnesota when it's -14F: Sweatshirt Meanwhile people in texas: 0:55

[@Aaron-bb5gi]

It was negative 56 here with windchill and ill go out with a hoodie.

[@calsepher]

Wood: red is always faster stop lights: ...

[@mcluckwwill5123]

I live in Texas to and it is so insane it’s cold rainy snowy I have no water or electricity

[@MMMikuruBeam]

imagine unboxing this switch and gving the buttons a few clicks to hear "AIAIAI IM YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY"

[@ShadowArtist]

Wood, seriously, you have too many Switch systems, do a give away contest and give a few of those away...

[@TheWowalpaslan]

Instead of making like a small dock that is not actually scratch switch’s screen, Nintendo be like : hey look we made a new switch and it is red! As if anybody asked for it

[@Raspberryspy]

"It's red." Can't blame you for that.

[@Pixxee__123]

6:36 lmao bro sounded like beedle from legend of Zelda

[@alyssac5130]

WOOD you can take your cold back. We seem to have got it all the way in TN. I would like to spend at least some of my senior year at school and not be stuck inside because of all the snow!😂😂

[@n_nash_h]

When you don't even have one-✌️💛

[@dontreadmyname5165]

Y u no have switch?

[@ComplainingBard]

"I kind of want to play this switch" What Else would you do if you buy a new one???

[@derrellparmar7112]

Can we talk about “SHOOT IT WITH A BULLET FROM A GUN” I’m dead💀

[@tylerdean7846]

When he says it froze overnight meanwhile me who lives in Michigan and that is a daily experience

[@ryangrill7322]

You should check out the Binbok Joycons. They are really nice, especially for bigger hands. I got a pair on Amazon and I don't think I can go back to the Nintendo Joycons

[@dasnuesschen7573]

Unfortunately I really don't like the colour red.

[@NinersNumber1]

0:08 is me when everyone takes their masks off for lunch at school

[@Gamer-xz4sg]

"it's only 10 switches" Morgz with 100 PS5s:

[@jaggiiii]

Morgz is kinda packing lmao-

[@GoldChocobo77]

That's a really cool looking switch. I'm very tempted to buy one now but I'm hoping the switch pro comes out this year and buy that.

[@nanushkalubbe995]

No one: Not a single sole: Me after buying this exact switch: SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN, DOES WHAT EVER A SPIDER CAN!!!!!!

[@CourteneyMusic]

I have had the new Mario switch for a week and I already have joy-con drift?!!! Anyone else?

[@mustafavapiwala5329]

That must suck :(

[@forestreflection2066]

Did u play smash on it? If so that's why. I don't use the joycons for smash I use the pro joycons from hori. which is a pro controller split in half.

[@forestreflection2066]

I use the joycons for more handheld experience haven't ran into that problem on both models of the switch yet

[@masterroshi4714]

I'm a simple man. He starts an add, I fast forward past it.

[@judastheman]

Should've kept on going till you reached yourself the end of the video.

[@masterroshi4714]

@@judastheman nah. KZbin places enough ads, I do watch the whole video. The ad free portion.

[@reallemonboi7957]

this man is single handedly causing 100% of Ninendo's income

[@hedgeknight_17]

Me: they said Switch ran out of stocks everywhere. Wood: 👀

[@mcfly6865]

Store: Which edition of the switch do you want to buy? Wood: Yes!

[@Parallel-game]

Greetings. I'm producing a role-playing game called Parallel. I made a page on Steam but I hope to bring it to the Switch 🙏

[@frickyou2934]

Oh that’s so cool!

[@Parallel-game]

@@frickyou2934 Thanks !!!

[@fruitytuitty643]

Whole lotta red🥵

[@Summer-tc7xk]

Im

[@cosmicbrickfilms1593]

IvE LOst COuNt Of HOw mANy SWItchES WOod HaS

[@andresgonzalez887]

wait what? how many what switches whos wood?

[@cosmicbrickfilms1593]

@@andresgonzalez887 the guy in the vid is wood

[@philipbeni2332]

The kickstand isn't red so its easier to find. Even on a normal switch it's a different color from the body.

[@shadejade9330]

Red always goes fast Mario: oh.....

[@averymixon1848]

Nobody commenting right now has actually seen the whole video

[@smashyrashy]

it still blows my mind that people really do buy the switch lite when you can just buy a switch

[@chriswiandt4907]

Not only that but the people who endlessly justify online why it was soooo worth it to have both a regular switch and a switch lite when they first dropped.

[@smashyrashy]

@@chriswiandt4907 smh

[@mldrew08]

Well the switch lite is 100 dollars cheaper making it more affordable, and it’s smaller so it’s better for more travel. Also, it’s probably better for kids because it’s all one piece so there aren’t joycons to ruin. I don’t have a switch lite, but my friend does and they love it

[@smashyrashy]

@@mldrew08 if your kid is young and dumb enough to lose joy cons etc. they shouldn't have a console and obviously they love it, its a switch but the regular switch is better, worth the extra and its not that much bigger at all

[@Artemis583]

I'm not paying an extra 100 bucks for a dock I will never use. I already own 2 other home consoles and a pc. It should blow your mind more that Wood has 10 switches because that doesn't actually make any sense (beyond collection purposes).

[@kamikaze9452]

Why does he buy ? 1.He can 2.Cuz money 3. Shut up

[@magita1991]

More power to him. He has the money so why not 🤷🏻‍♀️. If I had money I’d go out and buy the new Xbox series x

[@joury900]

Yeah money. His viewer's money.

[@kamikaze9452]

@@joury900 so viewers are donating their own money ? XD

[@Beetz21]

LOL yes the weather is so messed up here. I’m in TX too and it’s 5 degrees right now

[@dot.332]

For the first time, it's all one color! Grey switch: Am I a joke to you?

[@waluigi6769]

These darn Texans saying it’s cold try living in Northwest Territories,Canada

[@ΣέργιοςΣαββουλίδης]

Damn, he's out here flexing while i struggle with my barely alive switch..I could definitely use a new switch. Rip