Hannibal Buress - Your Prayers Mean Nothing

[@couponville1]

he looks just like his comedy

[@csagouki]

Ann M hahahahaha YES!!

[@Ashutt92]

Ann M black?

[@aafloofy]

Fuck I couldn’t have thought of a better comment... so true. Genius 😂😂🤣

[@mrmoedini]

Wow! Flawless technique!

[@benjaminfreitag9231]

@@Ashutt92 No, small eyes, glasses or whatever else more makes him seem like he is

[@MrCarmenator8]

The most awkwardly confident person I’ve ever seen

[@saltyseadog4719]

Yah

[@grapenutz1137]

Lovely close...triple Lindy

[@christopherayettey4390]

Very true lol

[@conorwalsh767]

Ken Kennington 9k then you haven’t met me.

[@spookem6610]

I don’t think you’ve met an awkward person before

[@guilldea]

Hannibal running is something I wanna see before I die

[@danwassen2178]

Have you seen tag?

[@MadDogEddie]

I bet you've seen the grizzly bear interview by now. He makes it halfway across the room and is already winded.

[@cicada7788]

Watch TAG

[@WaffleShortage]

get this boi in some track cleats doing hurdles.

[@HampterClam]

MrGladBEASTftw that was the funniest thing I’ve ever read and pictured 🤣🤣🤣

[@TravelWriteLive]

"That is grown-up shit, I'm planning out my life." King shit.

[@healingIRT]

Seriously tho

[@barnaclescum7011]

Alpha male

[@ros3m4ries]

Pure chad

[@neonfroot]

Adults who emphasize their age as justification for vulgar activities are adolescent.

[@kaalen24]

Life is about balance. That joke was absolute gold.

[@DidCapone]

Hannibal looks like a Nigerian priest

[@jernie9384]

He'd be a Priest in every existing Nation

[@sheikhm.haseeb4974]

Pasta

[@j.a.8969]

I would like this comment but it's at 123 right now

[@santiagocyckowski5732]

How's this so accurate

[@unrulykash3830]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@remylindsay207]

Even blind people know what hannibal buress looks like

[@cloud67899]

No, they don't ? Unless you're making a racial joke about him being black, which raises the question why waste ya time like that go build a car

[@remylindsay207]

@@cloud67899 bruh he just has a unique voice and way of speaking that I think really fits him, it's just a joke

[@christianromero6567]

Professor Bosshardt chill out homie why so serious?

[@cloud67899]

@@christianromero6567 weedman late afff that's why lol but nah this dude need a lil more credit just a lil more lol bless you tho fam

[@cloud67899]

@@remylindsay207 well, bless you then

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

His comedy doesn’t follow a timeline, he just jumps around from bit to bit without really thinking about it

[@gazmodo1192]

I think because he only had a couple of minutes for this set. I saw him do a full 120minute standup set and he had good continuity and great audience interactions the whole set, super funny

[@nickmartinez8178]

That’s kind of his thing, it’s spit ball comedy.

[@daedae2490]

He brought it all together at the end

[@superscatboy]

Except it all comes together at the end, revealing that the whole thing is carefully planned, and that he put time and effort into thinking about it.

[@ianism3]

ya it's because he was mentored by Mitch Hedberg, who was all about that. his delivery is a lot like Mitch's too.

[@XanderGimbel]

"don't pray for me, make me a sandwich or something"

[@gurusmurf5921]

and flick pickle juice on it, for flavor.

[@wasi6798]

@@gurusmurf5921 11-12 flicks usually does it

[@MrBassist1996]

And that will be the quote I use on my future tombstone

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@gurusmurf5921 Nasty. Put hot sauce on mine.

[@gmk9321]

Alright I’ll pray while I make that sandwich

[@efishinseablub]

its great to see MF Doom trying stand up

[@mossesmoreno8321]

This comment is unrated.

[@henrlima87]

@@mossesmoreno8321 do you mean underrated? Cause its clearly rated. With the thumbs up....

[@macbruno357]

All caps when you spell the man's name.

[@The_Capo671]

@@macbruno357 yeh

[@SpyCrabsUnite]

Lol shut up

[@ezzong]

What a classically handsome man.

[@satin2142]

"IM SO CLASSICALLY HANDSOME"

[@VCRrepairman]

Really more of a post modern look to me

[@curtisbrownr09]

He's got a point. There's no point in praying if you're not going to do something. Faith without works is dead being alone.

[@TheOneTrueClovehitch]

And I'd ask what the point of faith is at all at that point normally, but considering I'm trying to learn chemistry, and also considering the fact that even though I'm agnostic, mental health is still part of medicine and medicine is science, it'd be foolish of me to completely toss it aside, so even if it's simply a placebo or a motivator or some other third thing I'm not thinking of, who am I to judge? If it works for some people, that's their business and it's ok.

[@prestonallender]

you should really reread that book man

[@curtisbrownr09]

@@prestonallender of course. Everyday.

[@sands_12120]

@@TheOneTrueClovehitch simple. skip the bullshit - go straight to the source.

[@dustincupples7735]

"Dont pray for me, make me a sandwich or something" I'm adopting this new life motto

[@Overlordough1201]

"Please keep me and my family out of your thoughts - unless you want to make us sandwiches." A quote to live by, and demand of people.

[@ClutchDre__]

This is only 7 minutes of stand up and it feels like an entire special. Legendary.

[@amic8]

when he said he's 28 i freaked out..he looks like he's in his 40s

[@Sammyv17]

He also looks 28 though so I don't know what's going on.

[@ChiefVizier]

@TheMANshow1000 Exactly

[@savagemcduck7088]

Hannibal will forever look 39.

[@gguioa]

goddamn I'm his age and look like his son

[@1994Trill]

He looks younger now

[@CuttinUpGetGapped]

The way he says “youtube” makes me laugh every time.

[@luiysia]

yo taube

[@katipunanball4799]

yoo tewb

[@securitypolice30]

“Keep me out of your thoughts” ... I love this dude 🤣

[@JohnRapheal7]

Sometimes when i watch porn i put my hoodie on to feel creepier 💀💀💀

[@crimsondynamo615]

Apöllõ.Q get the experience of a 1970’s New York flasher in a dirty porno theater that violently masturbating under his coat next to a woman

[@mike11497]

I too watched the video

[@JohnRapheal7]

@@mike11497 congratulations... I assume you rock the hoodie up all the time huh? Ol lame ass boi 😑

[@fuckinpandemic25]

@@JohnRapheal7 oh man you can't handle a joke he was making fun of you because he seen the video

[@JohnRapheal7]

@@fuckinpandemic25 yea I get it 😑... And trust me I can take a joke, but it wasnt funny, or even a joke really

[@milanb007]

7 minutes of Hannibal feels like 25-30min of material

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

“Jag off” and “Jaggin’ off” are specifically phrases made by Hannibal Buress

[@chunkyryan5233]

well i've heard people being called a jagoff often but sure lol

[@davidk7529]

You’ve never heard of McJagoff?

[@arealhuman826]

No they aren't lmao

[@Smokinfreely]

Not at all lmao

[@JoeY-ml9ri]

You've never heard the Pittsburgh accent lol

[@liarenee8132]

Is this "why are you booing me?! I'm right!" Guy?

[@RyuKenChaos]

Yeah

[@johnfromafar]

Yup

[@elbergalarga4500]

lia renee yes but that was a clip of the Eric Andre show

[@enigma-sama2509]

It is. Hes known from the eric andre show. And if you didnt know you cant spell the american dream without eric andre!

[@Stefan-wp2qr]

Please educate yourself, peasant

[@jeremyjay1000]

00:58 😂 When he startled half the audience.

[@1994Trill]

Lmaooo

[@ItsCriti]

Hahaha

[@DrazydBaraka]

They jumped! 😂😂😂

[@blackpat]

😂😂😂

[@edvargas4159]

Lmfao

[@ishaansharma654]

All that unconnected mess of jokes was a setup for the last one.

[@alecsanderfuentes3913]

Epsilon's Dilemma unconnected ???? It’s literally his style and form of comedy i don’t think you know how comedy works

[@marthaanderson9252]

Ya it is an unconnected style.not a bad thing, he does it well

[@acapulcogoldpablo8096]

Damn , son! You new to comedy? Obviously you've never heard of Mitch Hedberg. Look him up. Good shit!

[@memedumpster1402]

“I don’t put my napkin on my lap. People ask me why I don’t do it. Because I believe myself. I’m a grown damn adult and I can get food from my plate to my mouth without spoiling my jeans” This man is a legend

[@davidkak1354]

Thanks Bernie

[@commandercaptain4664]

*calamari has entered the chat*

[@kdog909]

Never understood the napkin in the lap thing. When I’m at a restaurant I use my napkin like a fuckin napkin and people look at me like I’m a caveman.

[@canceledartist]

“That shit’s for babies”

[@daamazinfatb0y752]

Right from the get go I'm sittin there like "man wtf?" every joke just sounds so...like...I can't comprehend his thinking hahahaha, its so childish but so grown up hahahahaa. Its brilliant haha!

[@DannyMarschall]

I know!!

[@ultraviolet_C]

daAmazin FatB0y it's kinda like the stand up version of a tumblr shitpost

[@jwardbass4452]

+Phoenix 279 why tumblr?

[@ae7698]

Look up Mitch hedburg, he’s very similar and actually helped Hannibal get famous when he himself blew up.

[@no_peace]

That's for babies

[@Amongoose06]

At 1:01 the left half of the room gets scared from him yelling lol

[@DrazydBaraka]

0:58 actually...

[@Eskey__]

That was funny.

[@krushfield]

"you sitting around and not taking action as I struggle with the situation" so relevant.

[@jklaw20]

THE PACING IS PERFECT. LOVE HB.

[@jacktowers7533]

This guy just has life figured out in so many way you didn’t even think of

[@CajunKirk]

I love Hannibal’s complete lack of segways between his bits😂

[@fdsfsdfsd1552]

*segues

[@JohnSmith-dh8zx]

@@fdsfsdfsd1552To be fair, there are no segways either.

[@adopolis04]

“Sometime when I’m watching porn i put my hood on to feel creepier” 🤣

[@shmigod1195]

Nice!

[@commandercaptain4664]

:salutes:

[@willt.9654]

I keep coming back to this set. It's perfect.

[@feelgoodgangog]

Why is Hannibal Buress so great?? If there’s one thing to make me smile in these grim times it’s remembering Hannibal Buress’ standup

[@Tzadeck]

Hot girl in the white dress starts out loving it, until it slowly gets too weird for her. Good set tho.

[@Bloodsrunsthicker]

You're a professional people watcher?

[@theswingingdoor2157]

It only gets more sensible tho.

[@markfreelances]

WHO CARES??? 😂

[@Tas_mm]

@@Bloodsrunsthicker 😂

[@NeuralOscillations]

Thanks for pointing that out. I like noticing shit like that when I watch videos as such Adds to it for me

[@janitorialjargon2411]

Hannibal is just an awkward kid in a grown man's body lol

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

His person suit is confusing

[@louisyon313]

Other way around

[@louisyon313]

He’s a grown man in a little kids body

[@thetomster7625]

didn't now Hannibal was actually that freakin funny!!

[@Bloodsrunsthicker]

I didn't know either.

[@evanabbott2737]

Oh he’s funny as fuck! One of the best😁👍

[@theoneonly8472]

Facts I just started watching his standup, all I’ve seen before is clips of him on Eric Andre, his standup is hilarious lmao

[@Yinkv]

@S Mavi gold!

[@christophergongora7885]

He was funny when he had glasses

[@caseh5111]

Crowd jumps at :58 lol

[@joejackson9986]

He’s hilarious. He’s got a pretty awesome delivery. Very unique.

[@seinavt]

i fucking lost it at "well... do you wanna have another one?"

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

he's way more confident about his eating skills than I am, I once ate some spaghetti and some of it ended up on my back. I was like 15 at the time and I managed to fail so spectacularly ate eating pasta that these long ass noodles managed to make their way around my entire head and end up on the back of my shirt. I didn't even notice it happened, my dad was just like "why you got spaghetti on your back?" 🤷‍♂️

[@hunterhuffman4520]

did you ever teach sex education to kid named Josh Johnson?

[@Greshah]

this was funny AF

[@rootbeer_666]

oledilep funny as hell, if you go by that sign in the background

[@user-wc5lp5pr9k]

5:42 the way he delivered it, when he said "abortion" I laughed, and everyone in the audience sighed sad. It's just the way he delivered it

[@whitmanbarber2548]

I love the way he says his name

[@ianrachi3446]

Jaggin’ off

[@ridleymcnamara2273]

He's actually funny. I usual see him on Eric Andre Show

[@dustincupples7735]

Leave the cab door open, that's hilarious

[@quieremasyeyo]

@0:57 I rewatch this clip every now and then for the crowd jumping at “NO I WASNT JAGGIN OFF, HANNIBAL!”

[@colin1323]

Look at everyone jump @0:58

[@Cardude369]

Just met this talented soul last night super humble and down to earth will never forget !

[@davidk7529]

I’m glad they give previews at the end. Now I know to avoid Maria Bamford whenever I feel like hearing something funny and not just deliberately annoying.

[@KamilOttoman]

Man this set is insane. It all comes together so well !

[@IamHohenheimofLight]

This guy' good, I want to hear more!

[@HalIucinations]

I love that half the time Hannibal isnt even telling jokes, he just speaks the truth in interesting ways and people cheer

[@CarlEusebius]

Reminds me of a certain comedian, I won't say his name but it started with "G" and ends with "eorge Carlin".

[@dallassylvestre8155]

This dude is criminally underrated so funny 😂

[@marcanthonyeagleton1876]

This is one of my favourite standup sets ever

[@lunagabriella213]

Mitch Hedberg, RIP, would approve

[@Peehfe]

thought of him too, my 2 favorites

[@ignacioquiroz9068]

This guy is a comedic genius. Funny AF! So glad I ran into his stuff.

[@ClutchDre__]

“Don’t pray for me make me a sandwich or somethin” 💀

[@commandercaptain4664]

The most functional form of charity.

[@poorboi8093]

"Want another one?" lmao

[@liqwiz]

I like to think he respectfully took over the torch from Mitch Hedberg. Keep innovating sarcasm Hannibal, we need it.

[@JeroAlmufakir]

I can't imagine going in front of a hundred people and saying "THAT'S FOR BABIES" and getting clapped and cheered, I wouldn't pull that off

[@phasm42]

"Don't pray for me. Make me a sandwich or something." 😅 QFT

[@fantasticalyt2558]

“Dont pray for me, make me a sandwhich”

[@marshmallowpuff4899]

His IQ is off the charts . As is his delivery . So good 😊

[@Guyonnn]

Hannibal has the ability to make the tiniest accomplishments sound like the most badass gangster shit ever. The way someone describes building an empire is how Hannibal talks about opening the pickle jar.

[@Profoundobserver]

this man just made the craziest full circle joke ive ever heard! that shit was a masterpiece

[@rafthethinker4948]

That's how time works

[@MajorMosh710]

"Thats growing up shit I'm planning out my life" 😂😂

[@masterxyr]

00:58 Never thought Hannibal possessed this kinda speed. Apparently, neither did the audience :J:

[@sandilengiba1838]

"That is grown up shit I'm planning out my life"

[@xenoslyce1781]

"Well, I want to hook up with you, but I recently had an abortion." "Do you want to have another one?" *_PFFFFFTTTTT_*

[@arxsvz8190]

No ones talking about the reaction from the audience at 0:58 HAHA

[@orangeorphan]

“If you talk about what you think about..” kills me every time.

[@raydolfderby6736]

I pray for Hannibal to spite him now.

[@RileyWuzzHere]

“Life is all about balance.” 🤣💡

[@dannybrezelhorner2715]

God this was freaking great.

[@gavinknightjackson6307]

Underrated comedian for sure

[@Lechuza904]

0:55 bruh the whole crowd jumped 😂

[@dvdjhp]

Do you want another one.. lol the way he cut that off was amazing.

[@Fitzyboy817]

Hannibal Buress is definitely a rising star

[@no_peace]

What He is a star 😡

[@stephaniethesing5359]

His delivery is the best..!😁

[@frankbrewer6339]

He has great comedic timing

[@FattiesG0neWild]

0:55 I love how the crowd jumps lol

[@yamirderivois1814]

When I first saw the why are you booing me meme I guessed he would sound like this just by his voice

[@NoCluYT]

He always ends off with the best parts😭

[@philipralph]

"Don't pray for me, make me a sandwich!"

[@LeGronk]

absolutely 100% correct about not putting napkins in your lap.

[@sixthfloor3043]

I love his style of comedy. When Hannibal does his thing....I love it!

[@korben549]

you can see the crowd jump when i screams i wasn’t jaggin off

[@Insufficient202]

I don’t think anyone could dislike this guy lmao

[@MLBlue30]

Bill Cosby could...

[@TaMboL.VicToRy2911]

"I wanna get though this time FASTER" 🤣

[@GiantSandles]

Is it just me who thinks his earlier stand up is way better than his newer stuff?

[@NamdiTruth]

His cadence & timing has changed. He may be trying to give more energy/performance instead of relying on his almost deadpan cadence. Its his evolution i guess

[@tjtaylor5273]

his timing is everything

[@JerryElTrailero]

"Sometimes when I watch porn I put my hoodie on so I feel creepier"... That is one of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

[@patternedpike3746]

2:16 is the start of Hannibal Buress's second most important and culturally significant stand up bit.

[@MrJesusdoesntsave]

0:58 the audience jumped lol

[@booneguy]

Hannibal is pure gem!

[@johnnylaw26]

"Keep going, for keeping it going"

[@MrLeothekingofkings]

I’ve heard this shit and his other work a lot and it’s just now hitting me that he really doesn’t transition any of his jokes. And it still fucking works