Can't Pay? We'll Take You Away!

[@unpopulartea1220]

“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO

[@obgaming109]

Unpopular Tea Same

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@S_J_banana]

i died at that part

[@blackgayman]

Timestamp?

[@syfo3-186]

“Everything in and around that area is an asset”

[@VanessaMagick]

I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.

[@HarrySpencerMusic]

This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK (or renting under a crappy landlord)

[@Praqueue]

@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like

[@devincrawford6508]

It basically is

[@HarrySpencerMusic]

If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine

[@michaelfox9003]

Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker

[@Nintentoad125]

"they have been working together for 30,000 years"

[@_lambert_1785]

Repossessing since neolithic times

[@AurumUsagi]

That's ancient!

[@userPrehistoricman]

damn that's older than my granny

[@AurumUsagi]

George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.

[@Thoughtless427]

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!

[@dylanmacisaac7682]

Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂

[@jgal7979]

Not gonna lie this had me in stitches

[@depfeffel6455]

When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣

[@oz_jones]

Dine and dash?

[@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus]

Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!

[@r2dadizubz]

Crying 😂😂😂

[@aj2218]

“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.” *Anything you wanna tell us James?*

[@atomiccs6115]

Romanian brothel

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

HE'S TRANS!

[@KorboQ]

Congratulations James!

[@aj2218]

We accept you James

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Wait how long was he gone for? He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!

[@Blxckman04]

“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get” This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.

[@rebelfriend1818]

OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!

[@budywudy9]

yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal

[@timtamtomuk283]

richbois

[@timtamtomuk283]

@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh

[@theflamingcookie6480]

thats an outrage smh

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily

[@jamesappleyard7459]

2:45 “I’ve got 7 children” “it needs to be more than that”🤣😂

[@declangaming24]

More children to cover the debt

[@g-manjunior2024]

Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!

[@LifeOfAdam99]

"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo

[@DirtyGeorge]

Should i call an ambulance

[@gunsharck]

@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt

[@SonnyC96]

“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂

[@declangaming24]

Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters

[@DH-jy9tr]

@@declangaming24 what's the difference?

[@juliolleshi751]

Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂

[@Maressite]

Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats

[@samjgollings8664]

“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”

[@DatGamingKid1]

*Walks into an afghani restraunt* "What's the behind you!"

[@xDRAGONSHAGGERx]

*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets* "there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"

[@madladluke]

"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"

[@JD-fg2dz]

“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES” 🤣🤣

[@athina2130]

They make their way into war-torn london

[@mredmond8393]

Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead

[@thegunguy7513]

HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER

[@thegunguy7513]

@@bobsemple7660 😂

[@jameslapthorn8829]

And commuter alike

[@kierantv9857]

“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao

[@getajobmate1281]

i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them

[@declangaming24]

2 years is nothing they lived for 30,000 years seizing property

[@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443]

Just James: Returns 2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Me: starts rickrolling People of 2020:im in danger kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2SthpagqLyMf8U

[@carlosodingos3229]

@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil... EVIL

[@sadienio6166]

narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt *wayfair has entered the chat*

[@PickleSurpriseVEVO]

Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax

[@MS-hp9li]

‘Job well done.’

[@TheOriginalBobbyMartini]

@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PickleSurpriseVEVO]

Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.

[@hypotheticlz]

Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word

[@cdname47]

Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍

[@Beastgrows]

What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?

[@legopenguin9]

@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords

[@cdname47]

@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant

[@mattuno9892]

UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.

[@samjames6714]

My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.

[@Shagyamum]

Strange I have an alligator problem

[@chapmanificationable]

I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.

[@C12sR]

oh you're pregnant James? congrats 😂

[@VacantHaven]

Heavily pregnant, that explains the long absence! Hope it's a smooth birth 🤞

[@Shagyamum]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dannym1882]

"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."

[@hypnotised-clover]

"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "

[@dansaunders1655]

Things like that

[@Franzwithfire]

The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.

[@Jeff-qk7jj]

3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂

[@MoskHotel]

Pretty much how bailiffs work lol

[@mredmond8393]

​@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly

[@zamnodorszk7898]

Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"

[@johnmartinez7440]

I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.

[@wendycarter5718]

Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.

[@andymerrett]

oh shut up Wendy!

[@Handhandme]

"How much can you give us, that's the question" "I got seven children" "It's gotta be a bit more than that..."

[@nightowl8477]

Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form. _We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._

[@calebcrook5875]

absolute mad lad you are

[@ajaxlewis7664]

What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.

[@calebcrook5875]

@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.

[@nightowl8477]

@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it

[@liamcraddock9539]

Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us

[@iiiiii4249]

“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

The reptilian overlords have them for lunch

[@JackMellor498]

“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.” That sounds legitimately epic.

[@noahcardew4482]

I've missed james so much

[@jgal7979]

Indeed Lord Farquaad

[@ewansheridan397]

2:37 "Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."

[@MoskHotel]

Human Trafficking Edition

[@declangaming24]

Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house

[@James-gz5cx]

This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.

[@elliottwatt5297]

I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.

[@jamie150741]

What show is this?

[@archiethegeezer7976]

@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.

[@KyunaCookies]

Eat landlords

[@cameroncorp]

@@KyunaCookies based

[@jake1173]

@@KyunaCookies based

[@ethanoreilly2002]

"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"

[@Zuudo]

it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video

[@aparkerh]

"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."

[@heinzie5]

"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂

[@billyblood8993]

"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do" I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God

[@jbullionaire2749]

"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...

[@itfan42]

😂😂

[@DH-jy9tr]

Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.

[@Roadwarior2]

More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.

[@r1ch1o24]

"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings" 🤣🤣

[@AceStar1994]

Things like that.

[@themanwiththeplan728]

There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell

[@beepthemeep12]

Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.

[@archiecave8491]

“How much can i give you “😔 “How much can you get dats the question “😡 “I have seven children “🤗 *whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺

[@declangaming24]

Sell them

[@tycart0869]

Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£

[@MrSpruce]

You mean £800 lol.

[@LongLiveHelghast]

“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”

[@redspin2ify]

Just james: uploads everyone: The return of the king

[@joonah318]

“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀

[@extent6140]

I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel

[@cherylstevens4717]

Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆

[@declangaming24]

3:03 are part of a vicious criminal gang

[@declangaming24]

3:03 local plastic surgeons are part of a criminal gang

[@carsnchases]

Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died

[@lewis8422]

Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done

[@jimmytyan9791]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@LouisKingLouis]

Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away

[@jamie150741]

No he was pregnant didn't you hear

[@littleman787]

Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception. A truly heinous crime.

[@LadyBrady357]

"They make their way into war-torn London." Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣

[@cs_044]

“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂

[@andrewf4623]

3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲

[@Myne1001]

When you're a 30,000 year old zombie fighting parasite, waiting 2 years for someone to show up is nothing

[@whatyoutalkintobee403]

Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35

[@unlikelysalmon786]

I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.

[@airqx2808]

welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king

[@oliverbayley3509]

2:19 I used to work with 'fearsome thug Stuart McCracken'. Nice bloke, actually. Gave me a lift to the Christmas do.

[@declangaming24]

He's a nice guy

[@pgre]

wow, james, you've done it again.

[@harharharman_1218]

"Becuase whn you can't pay, they'll attack several parts of the human body"

[@declangaming24]

Loan shark edition

[@sophiehodson4829]

Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!

[@alexander92179]

'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK

[@liamcraddock9539]

How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty

[@alexander92179]

@@liamcraddock9539 well done

[@JOPEYDOPE]

Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself

[@cgbgaming9363]

"The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TaylaHolland]

This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!

[@KLAVIERSideQuests]

*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*

[@ItsPikablu]

Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.

[@declanhampson1098]

Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.

[@caitlyngarden7269]

GOOD LORD! 😱

[@bencfc2]

‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 *classic*

[@pretendracingcars8028]

Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby

[@DanHarrisonKing]

Just goes to beg the question, if someone owes £10 due to a high court ruling, why not pay it straight away and get it over with?

[@thebotbuilder]

There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title

[@gabriel.954]

The house is on a lane, behind several dangerous species of shark...

[@A_J_Gaming83]

Never clicked so fast on a vid

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@shinypikachu8881]

Same

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@Bigger12n]

Same

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@laampards]

"they are parasites" insanely based

[@vitamc1213]

Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂

[@Cwmbran1984]

“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours” 😂😂😂😂

[@eli_r_q]

"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James." Do you have something to tell us?

[@JohnDoe-yg2eu]

2:50 'the key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding'

[@MyManiacGamer]

Woman: "I've got 7 children" In the background: "that's not enough" 😂

[@Typhoon_Lex]

This is now no longer a spoof, this is an actual reality for UK citizens.

[@1874WL]

Imagine wanting to be a debt collector man.

[@josephdugdale4150]

The only profession more disgusting than that is a parking attendant, absolute scum of the earth

[@deeznoots6241]

Joseph Dugdale nah parking attendants are fine, don’t park like a jackass.

[@levelofsnipes7378]

Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it

[@fect1236]

Joseph Dugdale only saying that because you can't park for shit

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.

[@J_bixby]

"I've got 7 children" "Its a bit more than that"

[@terenceh511]

"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅

[@BethGuilfoyleWAFC]

“Rising house prices are prompting landlords to squeeze rears or raise rents ffssss 😂😂😂

[@strigonshitposting793]

I already love this show, but this made it so much better.

[@nuculearpancake17]

What business of it is mine? So long as they do not take the yams from my savouring mouth

[@whoisdaisy7738]

i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark

[@scott3795]

Obtaining afghan cuisine by deception 😭😭😭

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Can't pay? Got to gulag

[@knobgobblerballsdeep7772]

Hello dad

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Hello son

[@rulebritannia8438]

Lenin Lover

[@AWTransport276]

“The house is on a lane behind several dangerous species of shark”

[@WheezyShotta]

0:14 *I really do need that blood back*

[@Jackacres02]

‘there is a refugee from somalia on the drive’😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandenpearce8085]

*convicted on being truthful*

[@micc2960]

Only 7 children? What a scam...

[@willammillar8510]

1:20 I cant breathe

[@Theottselmaster]

When you dont have a soul or heart but you want a job.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

"I've got seven children" "There's got to be more than that"

[@BirdNerdSophie]

'The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful, and obtaining Afgan cuisine by deception' 🤣

[@rossturpin747]

I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂

[@0sac]

They finally expanded on the vast lore of CPWTIA, no wonder Brian and Graham have been working together for 30000 years because each job requires years of monotonous waiting.