This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)
@Seffek8 ай бұрын
I missed watching this episode!
@palacefan42865 ай бұрын
So glad this episode is back
@ErmakDimon4 күн бұрын
Please don't tell me you got sued over this
@markh32854 жыл бұрын
“More people fly out of Heathrow with dismembered limbs than any other airport” - a title to be proud of 😆
@eldritchgoat14224 жыл бұрын
This is probably true irl honestly
@gobarn18774 жыл бұрын
@@eldritchgoat1422 I was going to comment that as well!
@hamsterdude12334 жыл бұрын
Diversity at it's finest
@artemis31814 жыл бұрын
Gobarn pretty sure thats luton
@gobarn18774 жыл бұрын
@@artemis3181 live, laugh, Luton
@TehhCake4 жыл бұрын
I don't use the imperial or metric system. I measure with Kylie Minogues.
@Ewthulhu4 жыл бұрын
From nose to nose.
@cajmo86354 жыл бұрын
But that's a well known imperial unit
@ericdunn5554 жыл бұрын
Anyone know how many Kylie Minogues there are in an imperial kilometre, please?
@Thomaswilliams944 жыл бұрын
@@ericdunn555 I think its approx 657.89 K(Minogue)
@wwss33304 жыл бұрын
British people are a bunch of simps
@mel773164 жыл бұрын
"Because shes a thirsty beast" LMAOOO
@fuzzy59874 жыл бұрын
"she's busy hunting passengers down with a blow pipe, because she's a thirsty beast" 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!
@tinman83114 жыл бұрын
That one had me 😂
@ewanoxborrow10244 жыл бұрын
“This woman missed her flight to Zurich this morning because she was *LOOTING* the airport” I’m crying
@ben.taylor4 жыл бұрын
"The passengers need to be cooked a bit more, they're a little pale"
@metetural91404 жыл бұрын
"Miss, those are the Danish."
@userPrehistoricman4 жыл бұрын
That's racist!
@ben.taylor4 жыл бұрын
@@userPrehistoricman oh yeah so racist so offensive isn't it
@lnteIIigence4 жыл бұрын
@@ben.taylor Impossible! One cannot be racist towards white people!
@yeh.804 жыл бұрын
@@ben.taylor He's just playin along
@Nintentoad1254 жыл бұрын
"woman's handbag" "that's the first time I was called a handbag, and it was unacceptable"
@sirpizo5554 жыл бұрын
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme86424 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chickensandunicorns30894 жыл бұрын
"First time I was called a handbag and it was unacceptable" ~ every karen ever
@LIJVHAZ4 жыл бұрын
“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”
@TheMightyKinkle4 жыл бұрын
I lost it then!
@NOACCEPTANCE7724 жыл бұрын
Talk about overkill!!
@Mr_Kian_Kane4 жыл бұрын
Lol I lost it at that bit
@depfeffel64554 жыл бұрын
Trying not to wake my heavily pregnant partner with my uncontrollable laughter 🤣🤣🤣
@joethevlogger37424 жыл бұрын
We found the suspect at the end.
@JamieA2424 жыл бұрын
im sad you didnt edit "tools in their arsenal" to be "tools in their arse" cmon James.
@JustJamesOfficial4 жыл бұрын
I'm still learning 😉
@LondonTransportGuy4 жыл бұрын
I thought that too lol
@TheManInBlueFlames4 жыл бұрын
@@JustJamesOfficial I expected that too.
@nightowl84774 жыл бұрын
I like arse as a word
@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I kinda heard "arsehole"
@tomsharman67564 жыл бұрын
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal, to fight, Jessie J" 😭😭😭
@Zuudo4 жыл бұрын
"Premium lounge manager Neelam is overseeing today's delivery of Kalashnikov AK-47 7.62mm assault rifles" *we get that all the time*
@lucasc56224 жыл бұрын
weeb
@sumvs59924 жыл бұрын
76.2? That's an extremely large rifle
@Handhandme4 жыл бұрын
Must be so annoying to get the same assault rifles each day. Being a stewardess is tough ngl
@LThaPunisha3 жыл бұрын
@@sumvs5992 7.62
@sumvs59923 жыл бұрын
@@LThaPunisha when I commented it was 76.2
@OrdinaryJack19124 жыл бұрын
"Now that the belt is moving again, the dead and wounded are scattered all over the airport."
@APalebloodSky4 жыл бұрын
*"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Quantus over £280."* *I mean, that's technically true.*
@coastliner70093 жыл бұрын
Qantas*
@violet74744 жыл бұрын
JustJames is the help I didn't know I needed to get me through quarantine.
@seancooper40584 жыл бұрын
Since most of Just James' videos have characters named Just James, his videos can be considered self-insert fanfics. In this essay I will...
@seancooper40584 жыл бұрын
@ Sorry man, essay machine broke
@JoeBleasdaleReal4 жыл бұрын
The queue can go for Like LoiK LiIiIk LIoIke Y’ know...like...minutes.
@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey4 жыл бұрын
Loik loik loik, ya knoiw, minutes
@toma60684 жыл бұрын
"Crucially the huge plane can carry 520 primitive tribesmen"
@ericdunn5554 жыл бұрын
2 more than it's nearest competitor, by Jove.
@ashbridgeindustries3804 жыл бұрын
@@ericdunn555 *Nearly 2 more
@jgl48284 жыл бұрын
"Transporting more than 74 million terrorists a year" Ok then
@VincenzoInfi4 жыл бұрын
With the flights crashing every 45 seconds
@lachlankeddie74 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: 'Kylie Minogue's lined up nose to nose' is the official unit of measurement we use down under. 😎
@JoeBleasdaleReal4 жыл бұрын
“...costing 14 times the price of *BARE-BREASTED WOMEN”* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stugreen7214 жыл бұрын
"Last year Heathrow confiscated everything from mortars, rocket launchers, machine guns, submachine guns and rifles to jars of jam"
@DaNiLY4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, just James. Just the comedic relief we need right now.
@freitchetsleimwor24064 жыл бұрын
Where tf do you get all these sound clips (“shrunken human head”?)
@LuminePrime4 жыл бұрын
I imagine the narrator did another program about terrorism which he took the voice clips from
@fynnla.e4 жыл бұрын
@@LuminePrime Have you been to Heathrow? He has 100% not taken them from another programme.
@mrportalman3214 жыл бұрын
The narrarator was the audiobook reader for Bravo Two Zero
@mariea824 жыл бұрын
Thwack 😂
@sawyer26524 жыл бұрын
@@LuminePrime I was thinking a documentary about tribesmen rather.
@rdmilo13844 жыл бұрын
“14 times the cost of bare-breasted women”... how much is a bare-breasted women? Asking for a friend
@kleptrep944 жыл бұрын
They cost about tree fiddy.
@nightowl84774 жыл бұрын
@@kleptrep94 - free tiddy
@Tombofifa4 жыл бұрын
Those jars of jam are dangerous, watch out
@BradDoesBanter4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@stawfiq54 жыл бұрын
Noice 😵😵😵
@killjoy99184 жыл бұрын
Holy shit hi brad
@threeleafclover60033 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit, didn't think I'd be seeing Brad here
@emporioalnino46703 жыл бұрын
Brad does minecraft
@J_bixby4 ай бұрын
"Heathrow employs 350 engineers round the clock to fire their weapons at passengers"
@yeetusdeletus65944 жыл бұрын
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and it’s unacceptable!”
@fynnla.e3 жыл бұрын
The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol
@SubscriberswithnovideosC-ok7wv4 жыл бұрын
“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable.” 😂
@BradT444 жыл бұрын
“Passengers are preparing to use explosives to carry out small tasks”
@msfs199414 жыл бұрын
"The equivalent of 100 Kylie Minogues lying nose to nose" 😂😂
@GCKrap3 жыл бұрын
2:45 onwards “ … and jars of jam” I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂
@KiranEvans4 жыл бұрын
I bloody love this channel. Every time I see there's a new one out it puts a smile on my face!
@weaponofmassconstruction19404 жыл бұрын
I said the same when I was first potty trained.
@thebotbuilder4 жыл бұрын
So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.
@coloradostatesenatorsteven74434 жыл бұрын
Ayup
@thebotbuilder4 жыл бұрын
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 Ayup!
@albond4 жыл бұрын
@@thebotbuilder *Minogues, *3cm, *too surprised
@No-dl6im4 жыл бұрын
Nose to nose, so she’s even smaller
@englishbob51064 жыл бұрын
TheBotBuilder Looks like 8 inches to me. 😜
@10randhawas4 жыл бұрын
RIP Jessie J 😩😭
@Harryofbath4 жыл бұрын
I read the title and thought: "what the hell are they on about?" Then I read the uploader's name and it all fell into place.
@coloradostatesenatorsteven74434 жыл бұрын
Well, look who's back
@metetural91404 жыл бұрын
Guess who's back
@pitaya41514 жыл бұрын
@@metetural9140 Back again
@metetural91404 жыл бұрын
@@pitaya4151 Just James is back, with a rogue communist Jessie J
@kabuterrimondw59194 жыл бұрын
Noooo way, was literally watching this show the other day and was also looking at how long ago you had uploaded. More please!
@tomhiscocks2424 жыл бұрын
“It was the first time I was called a handbag and that is unacceptable” So offensive 🤣
@Adam_Walsh4 жыл бұрын
I started to question its legitimacy when he said”helping terrorists” lol
@kieranj6004 жыл бұрын
Oh ffs, for a second I thought this was an actual documentary when I remembered that it’s busiest airport and not a terrorist centre
@willbrown55864 жыл бұрын
"and wants to perform an incredible juggling act."
@JustDevon4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a documentary. Then I saw it was a Just James video
@dabism4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen a more impressive job juggling act, than that Just James fellow.
@theothermagneticaesthetic4 жыл бұрын
All while continuing with his Love Live studies. A man we should all aspire to be.
@mydickisincrediblytinyandi73804 жыл бұрын
James I watched you since universally challenge and your break literally killed me. One of my favourite YTP creators. I'm so glad you came through at a crucial time.
@josef5963 жыл бұрын
I wish they would bring back come fly with me, then you wouldn’t have to edit it.
@oioioi66644 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually had quite a similar experience when I was last at Heathrow
@joehook55334 жыл бұрын
Y’know, the queue can go for like, like, like, you know, like, minutes
@furrettheferret95624 жыл бұрын
THE LAD IS BACK
@TheManInBlueFlames4 жыл бұрын
Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.
@segaretro928 ай бұрын
no way it’s back
@JustJamesOfficial8 ай бұрын
Let's see what Heathrow Airport has to say 🤦
@ujustgotpwned20083 жыл бұрын
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Qantas over £280" - I mean, factually accurate I guess?
@darrylmac61503 жыл бұрын
"nearly two more than its closest competitor" 😂😂 fuckin brilliant
@hermionestranger49644 жыл бұрын
How fitting that "Danse Macabre" is playing in the background, while the jovial British narrator rattles off Heathrow's proudest death statistics.
@joestasitunes4 жыл бұрын
So glad you're back making more of these videos. They're absolutely gold m8!
@geekygirl03334 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you are back, please upload more frequently in these times of quarantine!!!!
@cantthinkofaname33444 жыл бұрын
Oh my god This is brilliant
@theocieslik2544 жыл бұрын
This is the best KZbin channel in existence
@itsjustewan4 жыл бұрын
"Tracking a rogue *communist*, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2"
@pablotescobar54444 жыл бұрын
rouge
@itsjustewan4 жыл бұрын
@@pablotescobar5444 lol ty
@leahford99084 жыл бұрын
2 uploads in one year wow were being blessed
@lewishlyd4 жыл бұрын
As an aviation enthusiast, I was so happy when this came out!! Great vid James
@ThoshanTheMusical4 жыл бұрын
Lol the specifics of the AK47 killed me 😂😂 bloody Neelam hahah
@jerviservi4 жыл бұрын
2:22 Erm I think we just need to tell the chefs that the passengers need to be cooked just a little bit more, they're a bit pale. That got so hard. XD
@matthewwoolf70734 жыл бұрын
Please never stop making these james
@Xgameplayboxgames3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE make an edit of Inside London Fire Brigade!
@fistoos41524 жыл бұрын
Not many people know how much editing and creative thinking stuff like this takes this is fucking art :D
@BertytheSnowman3 жыл бұрын
Lost it at excessive hand grenades 1:18
@VacantHaven4 жыл бұрын
So glad to see your channel pop up on my notifications! ✌️
@invisi.4 жыл бұрын
i hapax legomenoned out of my chair when i saw this notification
@harharharman_12183 жыл бұрын
"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J"
@signal15384 жыл бұрын
"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world and cost Quantas over £280" is done so smoothly I almost didn't notice the edit 😅
@Cpr12344 жыл бұрын
When the Airbus A380 is 280 metres of wide and 3 metres long and is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues. Haha
@LivvyHackett4 жыл бұрын
The fact that the narrator sounds the same for the original and changed lines makes it so smooth~
@w4976.3 жыл бұрын
1:24 had me creasing 😂😂😂
@Speedline36014 жыл бұрын
The best video to watch before boarding a flight to Heathrow
@jacksonprince90364 жыл бұрын
“Screw you, you old handbag!” “So you have chosen... death.”
@NiskaMagnusson4 жыл бұрын
finally an upload, my life is complete, this is pure gold
@affbtbltta4 жыл бұрын
I have been subscribed for almost a year waiting for a new video. Was worth the wait
@oumiyamyorkie4 жыл бұрын
Damn, I hate it when someone calls me a handbag
@DrRiq4 жыл бұрын
It's unacceptable
@kSubscribersBefore-rb5ss4 жыл бұрын
*Somebody please tell me how he does this. Because I’m sure this guy doesn’t say ‘dismembered limbs’ on the daily* 😂😂
@Crackracket4 жыл бұрын
"Hunting passengers with a blow pipe because she's a thirsty beast" I fucking lost it.
@deadgiveaway-z3i4 жыл бұрын
When i saw the title i was like *hmm, something educational*, when i saw ''Just James'' *oh yeah yeah it's meme time.*
@tomgvaughan4 жыл бұрын
“The lane has been closed for ten minutes and the backlog of passengers had been set on fire”
@slay95374 жыл бұрын
I am obsessed with your videos oml
@CatWithBlins4 жыл бұрын
This has brought me nothing but joy thank you so much
@ryanm.1914 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous airports are the ones where students learn to fly You’ll see a student doing mach 2 on landing in a Cessna 172
@cantthinkofaname33444 жыл бұрын
ah yes. landing at twice the speed of sound...sounds *fun*
@ryanm.1914 жыл бұрын
Charlie Roberts sounds about right for a student pilot
@MDMNN_DVD_4 жыл бұрын
At first I thought this was a normal documentary until it said explosives in the plane and people shot in the head. 😂
@Cpr12344 жыл бұрын
same here except I thought it was actually called Britain's most dangerous airports, then I realised it was Just James finally releasing a new video. I had to watch this anyway :)
@Bloops4 жыл бұрын
Unfinished London took an unexpected turn i see.
@rwmusic4923 жыл бұрын
I have had a bad day today and this has cheered me up! Thanks for creating it
@sarahmckie34454 жыл бұрын
the humour is truly unrivalled. makes your proud to be british
@georged45783 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a real video about Heathrow and got I really confused.
@joebancroft27144 жыл бұрын
I meant to be flying to New York from Heathrow today 😬
@XJokermanX4 жыл бұрын
James I guarantee you love making these videos. Yes it takes effort, I can just see u there laughing when ur watching back the edits
@alexthebruh4 жыл бұрын
About time a new just james!!!!
@duebloom16784 жыл бұрын
Glad to see an uploaded from you!
@kazkifairman20014 жыл бұрын
0:42 "280 meters wide" i remember this was an error on the original programme
@jessfortyfour4 жыл бұрын
This channel is the best ytp channel
@Silvera-Avian3 жыл бұрын
You know, the queue can go like, like, like, you know, like.... minutes.