Juston McKinney: Parentally Challenged (FULL SPECIAL)

To celebrate Back to School and the last days of Summer, I’m giving my special “Parentally Challenged” available for FREE right here on KZbin! Please subscribe to my channel and share it with EVERY tired parent you know! THEY COULD USE A LAUGH 😂
PG-14 Not for kids who don't have a healthy relationship with Santa 😉
Parentally Challenged was filmed in 2017 and premiered on Amazon Prime in 2018.
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About Juston McKinney:
With multiple appearances on The Tonight Show, two Comedy Central specials, two Amazon Prime specials, including, Parentally Challenged and On Mid-Life Support. The New York Times called Juston McKinney, “Destined for stardom.”
Juston was born in Portsmouth, NH where he grew up until the 6th grade. That’s when his aunt and dad, wanting to get away from the hustle and bustle of city life, packed up the family of eight and moved north. To Kittery, ME. (2 miles away right in the NH border) After attending the-very prestigious-Southern Maine Community College, he spent 7 years as a York County Deputy Sheriff, patrolling the woods. In the late 1990’s, he traded in his badge for a microphone and went from York County to New York City to pursue a career in comedy. He quickly became a regular at Comic Strip Live, Stand-Up New York, Dangerfield’s, Gotham Comedy Club, Caroline’s on Broadway and the New York Times called him, “Destined for stardom.” Juston would go on to sign sitcom development deals with Warner Brothers, CBS, IFC and Comedy Central.
He has appeared on numerous Comedy Central shows including his half-hour Comedy Central Presents special and his own one-hour special. He has appeared several times on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien as well as a Showtime Comedy Special with Rob Gronkowski. He has appeared twice at Denis Leary’s, Comics Come Home at the TD Garden. His TV & movie credits include The King of Queens,100 Centre Street, The Zoo Keeper and Here Comes the Boom. He recently wrote and starred in the short film, Suck It Up, which screened at the NH Film Festival. He was awarded “Best Acting Performance”.
He currently lives in New Hampshire with his wife, kids and dogs. When not “dadding” he can be seen touring theaters and clubs all over the country.

[@2TMarie]

Never heard of this comic, but he kinda reminded me a bit of Bill Burr 😂

[@JW-iw6ww]

one of the best comedians on the planet.... Hilarious.. LOL.

[@Grads315]

Absolutely hilarious throughout the entire show, I love this guy! Will be looking for more of his stand-up comedy😂

[@candacecole5885]

found you by accident and glad i did, thank you!

[@rayannschramm9761]

Same.. so funny & relatable

[@alaysiakayebutler6299]

Same here!

[@mamatalu]

This whole thing is so true!!😃😃😃😃

[@richardogrady-gk3cu]

I've never even heard of this guy before he's hilarious

[@dianamandeville3860]

The tooth joke, about baby teeth perfect, that led into the hand in front of the face to represent mangled, crooked teeth just made me laugh so hard, i cried!!

[@l.a.w.79]

Nukes and drones can disintegrate my bones😂😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS. 😆 had no idea they officially changed the saying of “sticks and stones…”

[@julietboulett1728]

Low key obsessed with this dude. His story telling is epic and he is Authentic while staying humble, funny without being mean and thought provoking without getting preachy.

[@roses2ndborn]

Laugh out loud funny 😂😂😂 ! Very entertaining

[@brandymobile]

I couldn't stop laughing!! 😂 Thank you for making my day.

[@amberpierce2274]

I listen to stand-up comedy almost every morning as I get ready for work. You have been my absolute favorite (and I don't even have children)!!!! I am a former teacher and an aunt who keeps my 2 young nephews every now and then, and this was absolutely amazing!!! I love your comedy and how well it correlates to others. Keep going!!! Good luck in all you do!!! THANK YOU!!!

[@justonmckinney]

THANK YOU so much Amber for kind words! 🙏

[@massholemama4life84]

Same. I listen before work everyday and it sets a good tone for the day to start laughing before dealing with coworkers lol

[@janetttyminski7295]

My daughter’s boyfriend isn’t sure he wants a child because they’re so expensive. I sent him Juston’s special so he could see how much fun being a dad can be.

[@melissaCgreenwood]

It's great birth control, so funny. 😂

[@justonmckinney]

Haha hope I can help 😂

[@KristopherNoronha]

@@melissaCgreenwood even better than crocs, definitely!

[@user-nx2qz5jo5g]

U need to see josh wolf 😂😂😂

[@ajb.822]

That is sad tho, that ever since by about 1990 ppl think that raising kids has to be so expensive. Obviously, nowadays with inflation etc. worse than ever, it might be... but b4 that, other than definitely needing to be close with God and depending on His provision sooner or later if He allows many hard or costly challenges to come your way, it really didn't need to be that bad. I was born in 1980, the 2nd of 8 of us. The last 5 were from 88 to 98, and I was around for all of it , working on our farm. From simple cloth diapers ( and clotheslines... and thrift sales ) to making own baby food with that non-electric, simple baby food mill (that's also fun for the older kids to use ;) ) to growing own food, caring for own kids while also if not farming, like mom, taking in other's kids or doing some part time work when hubby or older kids or grandma can be home/with the little ones. Again, I'm NOT saying this is easy to implement in a day for everyone, everywhere, in every circumstance. But for a LOT of folks, it could be do-able !! It really helps of course tho if the parents don't have unreasonable ideas of how much they can spend on luxury items like hair, nails, extra shoes etc. or sports, TV, etc. etc. . My parents made very little $ when I was little, their main income from the farm was the house to live in, electric, wood for heat, and "free" meat, milk and cheap cheese. But we worked 7 days a week most of time, and didn't spend much $. We ate simply and from scratch. If we couldn't afford it and didn't NEED it, we generally went without it. The average Joe back then didn't spend as much on luxuries as now, it seems, in spite of inflation being worse now.. . A lot of people couldn't have afforded cell phones etc. , or many extra shoes (unless they were from a thrift sale/store). Poor kids definitely didn't have shiny name brand stuff, phones, bling, tats... . Most of us couldn't afford to have their kids in things like Gymnastics, much less also drive em around to things several days a week regularly. In the early 80s, in rural-ish WI anyways, preschool seemed to be a newer thing and a lot of people didn't use it, much less drive 6 month olds to story times and play dates ! I'm not saying those things are bad ( although I do think they can be not as healthy as an old fashioned home life for a young child), but that it did NOT use to be at all normal. Kids were plenty healthy and well adjusted without them !

[@RevCeleste]

" Daddy, I'm milking myself"! OMG, this SO like something my 5-year-old grandson would do. LMAO

[@MichaelWong-ip9cl]

Great material. I loved the crocs and whale watching stories the best.

[@merriehogle]

Well done. Intelligent design of words. Bless you and yours today and forever

[@twosongs7396]

Seriously funny!

[@fluffymuffi1]

Hysterical!!! Congrats! About as much nonstop audience laughter as you hear. Still, my condolences...😂😂😂

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you for the kind words!! Appreciate it 🙏

[@CapitalforHire]

The "bucktooth..." part caught me so off guard. So good! ✌

[@justonmckinney]

glad you enjoyed it...it caught my kid off guard as well lol

[@amaria1404]

His humor is so relatible

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Uhmmm, all humor is about, if it wasn’t we wouldn’t relate and laugh.

[@EddSjo]

@@Ainaes-Feline Actually, there's a lot of humor that's not relatable

[@neosandy]

That was so funny and so true I was laughing and crying

[@justonmckinney]

So glad you enjoyed it! 🙏

[@BecamePneuma]

Amazing thank you for allowing us to watch on KZbin !!

[@justonmckinney]

You bet!

[@CheeseLovingGuy]

Superb. Great delivery and jokes and on point observations with comments. UK based here - in comparison with the USA we seem to be just chilling it large.

[@liluraldi]

VERY funny and great delivery. So much to relate to as well.

[@scottnotpilgrim]

This special made me appreciate being the third child

[@justonmckinney]

Haha 😂

[@bobk7023]

Excellent skit. I laughed Mao. Thank you sir.

[@xrydersx]

man this comedy is all facts...love it

[@nicholeburnette4835]

😅

[@RekikA]

My God, you are hilarious 😂 😂😂 thank you so much for this, I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard for a stand-up

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you for laughing so hard!

[@katiekane5247]

I grew up the youngest. A surprise baby some 65 years ago, outside of Cleveland, Ohio. Cold weather gear for kids has certainly improved since then, most kids aren't reliant on hand-me-downs anymore so I'm sure they'll never know the joys of bread bags in boots with holes or tissue in the toes of every pair of ice skates. That said, I moved to the south before having my child. We get snow once in a while, schools close but I've not had to devote 45 minutes to prepare her to walk to the car, ever. Pretty good set Juston, clean comedy that's relatable. Thumbs it up for you.

[@Nayo68]

You are 65 and have a small child?

[@lilianabartosi7356]

😅😅You are AWSOME!!! I really like personal life story!Great shaw!

[@scratfindnut4264]

I'd like to see this guy and Tim Hawkins do a show together 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisc9195]

so fresh and original. i lived in NH for a year in lebanon, couldnt wait to get out omg. met some dear friends there i still have living here in Austin now. the funniest thing ever was the cover charge joke going from mass to NH it makes me crack up every time

[@justonmckinney]

Thanks for being a long time fan!

[@robertvilas9502]

You don't need to worry about those championships anymore 😂🤣😂

[@justonmckinney]

hahaha...you got that right...

[@armetta99]

Wow I had high expectations after reading the comments and man it did not disappoint! This is one funny, cool dude 😄

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! So happy to hear I lived up to the high expectations 😊

[@alethadullea4761]

I can’t think of anyone else who comes close to the fun it is listening to and watching you. You are the best. I only recently found you and I listen to you every day. Please don’t stop.

[@mattbeasley35]

Funny, well written, well delivered, amazing clean set

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you Matt!

[@kelseyrossi3648]

The ' letting your kids watch videos if other kids being beat'. Yup!! I've done it 💯🤣

[@aarontaylor1688]

Thanks for the laughs, Juston! Keep it up!!!

[@donyaphillippe8543]

❤❤❤❤ i watch a lot of comedy shows and I have NEVER STOPPED in the MIDDLE (actually closer to the beginning) of one to write a comment about how I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! pure refreshing and intelligent humor!! Subscribed and liked most definitely!! (I'd even PAY to see him...and that's saying a lot)❤❤❤

[@justonmckinney]

Wow! Thank you, I appreciate the kind words, thanks for stopping in the middle 👏🙏

[@vinzentgaming8070]

Just laughing all throughout the show! Thank you!

[@bronweneckstein1863]

Loved it! My kids are all grown up but you reminded me why I'm so glad I don't have grandchildren. You are a real treat! My kids are hilarious and entertaining and gorgeous but those early years were unbelievably stressful. Good to remember and find it funny! Thanks a million 😂🤣😄

[@catlifechannel3886]

Hilarious. 😂 Glad the full special has finally been released. Love it when ppl are honest about the challenges of being a parent.

[@justonmckinney]

People have been asking for me to put it on YT, glad you enjoyed it!

[@MaxXHavokK]

Won't case....trouble comes

[@CheeseLovingGuy]

Superb. Great delivery and jokes and on point observations with comments - that only parents would fully appreciate. UK based here - in comparison with the USA we seem to be just chilling it large.

[@BunnerzLoverz]

Funny very funny! 😂good job sir I really enjoyed your performance.

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@pamsmith7369]

Freakin’ hilarious!

[@deepwater726xxxx2]

Excellent! Loved it! Thank you 😂

[@aema5124]

Totally agree about the fish sticks!! I still eat them a few times each week!

[@justonmckinney]

hard to beat a good fish stick!

[@donadeavera9608]

I couldnt sleep, so I'm warching this at 230 a.m. laughing out loud. Hahaha

[@kymberley9216]

Same! It's 1:36 tho 😂

[@squidproquo1130]

This was so great to see! I've loved Juston's work since I first saw him on his Comedy Central special. And yes, as someone who also had a "poverty pop" childhood, comparing it to my kids' childhood is just wild.

[@justonmckinney]

Oh yes, the poverty pops! Thanks for being such a long time fan!

[@MultiMisskitty1]

Wow what a special first-time viewer and I loved it...😂😂😂 bravo

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! I've got an even newer special in my channel On the Bright Side full special...check it out when you can 😊

[@yjlee2643]

Omg it is too real hahaha It was so fun every minute.

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you so much!

[@SiLaChaCha]

He is hilarious!! 💚

[@CamGroves]

Bill Burr + Bob Marley (comedian) = Juston McKinney. Very funny. Stoked to hear you on the Bonfire talking about your time as a Shariff in Maine. Shout out from York county.

[@CamGroves]

Your proabaly why all the pit partys we had in Acton back in the day never got busted.

[@jamiloy7769]

I subbed because of the kids! Lol 😂 Great video! Thank you for posting it 👏👍🏆

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you and thank you for subscribing!!

[@joannachampion4543]

This man has great delivery! So funny!

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you think so!

[@raymondthebricknut]

the "daddy I'm milking myself" had me rolling and calling teacher workshops a mental health day

[@jacklasz]

When I was little (in the 70’s) my parents would put a glass of water and set it on the stove and that’s where my teeth would go, then in the morning my tooth would be gone and a QUARTER would be in the glass if water!! I could buy 25 One Cent candies at the store! Those were the days! Truly! It’s unreal that something MAKE BELIEVE has increased in value!! $5 for one tooth!! I used to get $3.25 an hour working! Crazy! But you make me laugh through all your videos! Great show!! And laughter is wonderful!! Thank you!

[@mernada1]

STRIKE…you just said it twice lol…hysterical!

[@justonmckinney]

thank you!

[@odt4492]

"he probably took 4 cookies."

[@justonmckinney]

You can't take 4 🤷‍♂️

[@tracykenoyer6568]

Your performance is awesome

[@jlz1961]

😂 laughed so hard! Love this guy! ❤

[@Michellencj0920]

I am genuinely not a fan of comedy special intros or cut-in scenes that don't seem to belong or make any sense... but when your cut-in came up about your kids saying these mess-with-people-in-public people have more subscribers thus making them successful... I immediately went to subscribe, like, and everything else. You're funny. Lol. I support it. You're relatable hilarity is excellent. Top notch. Tens tens tens across the board. Highly reccomend. Will watch again. Two thumbs up. Five stars. Written by Dick Wolf. 👍

[@justonmckinney]

thank you...I resisted doing that but was told that gets more people to see it. My newest special also on this channel "On the Bright Side" doesn't have the interruption lol...check it out when you can:)

[@yogijaya2897]

Richard Wolfenstein and LawDawg on the same page. PS I usually don't enjoy comics who make all their material about their kids but this was different from the rest. Have more Children! It's Terminator Time.

[@jackieedmondson8422]

This guy was awesome!!!🤣😂🤣

[@axelwittersheim7787]

Excellent material, real life😂

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you!

[@zachcastine2615]

Hilarious dude! I was having an off day, this turned it around for me. Subscribed!

[@justonmckinney]

love to hear that! Hope you are having a good day today!

[@LoudLilDucky]

This was amazing and so true

[@bryanergau6682]

This guy is legit great. I just wish I wasn't so jaded that I only laugh like twice a year.

[@justonmckinney]

Then if I can make you laugh, that's saying something! 🙏

[@idon.t2156]

Great idea! They'll ship him to many different schools!

[@justplainrick7563]

This was ALL FANTASTIC!! But the single best joke he said was "my wife is 46,, do you know much we spend to make her look 45"!!!! Dammit man that's funny!!!!

[@justonmckinney]

Glad you liked that joke! My wife is holding up well lol

[@margarethoughton]

Liked and subbed. For the children.

[@justonmckinney]

Is their any other reason lol

[@NoraZiehr-ei3gn]

Hilarious!! Loved this.

[@sls288]

You are a great dad and EVERYONE loves you!!!!!

[@thomaskaiser2475]

Almost wrote you off in the beginning, but your genuine persona kept me locked in. then i saw how deep and genuine you are in your comedy. i guess what im trying to say is... stay genuine, don't get all PC on us.

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! I do try to stay close to my self...check out my newest special On the Bright Side, also available on my channel...I think you might enjoy it.

[@sinsire]

​@@justonmckinneyYou're now in my top five favorite comics🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@DeathnoteBB]

So be genuine, unless you dare be politically correct?

[@adaanncolvin6737]

😅 wow just wow

[@Meechstik]

Watch his other stuff. Juston is hilarious!!

[@deannfrey3469]

That was one of the best sets I’ve heard from a comedian in a long time.

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you! Means a lot 😊

[@photorium]

​@@justonmckinney absolutely love this set and the other stuff you do.

[@danaross4779]

I am constantly amazed how people can watch a COMEDY show and get all serious about any of the material. 🙄 So happy to see the whole special and hope you come back down to lower CT again and I can see you live! 😊

[@justonmckinney]

I need to get back down to Connecticut for sure!

[@carolwilliams8281]

Excellent parenting skills! Old school, i like it. 😂😂😂

[@Demon_DC]

Going to get comfort in a dark room and watch this whole thing

[@justonmckinney]

Hope you enjoy it!

[@Roy-ng1xn]

😂😂😂 i really enjoyed this.

[@Destinylandadventures]

Hilarious 😂

[@KissesFromCanada]

Thanks for the full length show. You were great! This should be a Netflix special. Liked and subscribed.

[@justonmckinney]

Thanks for the sub! 🙏

[@amymaye4059]

He was awesome!!!! Definitely one of the funniest comedians I have ever heard!

[@NHDOTGUY11]

Whale watch was 5 years ago lol but still funny as F!!

[@treasuresfromthedeep2020]

Just great!

[@daremo50na76]

So fantastic!!!!

[@Therealest1990]

Hilarious dude. Thank you

[@mikesnifferpippets3733]

This is hilarious, thanks for the reality check 😂

[@PoppaWheelies]

The longer I listen …. The more it makes sense

[@PoppaWheelies]

I feel you on the “chewing too loud “ also I’m a habitual offender of “breathing too loud “

[@doughamric8629]

Awesome comedy job!!😅😊

[@martinlawson6421]

I hope you come to Georgia soon. You’re hilarious and I will buy a ticket!

[@congatim57]

Hysterical!!!😂😂😂

[@shieldsy3]

Huge fan since last comic!! Been loving hearing you in the bonfire and excited to watch!

[@lucienne129]

Stunning material. I enjoyed every second of it. Thank you for sharing as it would be impossible for me to see you live! Hugs from Romania. 😊

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you so much! Wish you could see me live but I'll keep putting out content online 😊

[@stevendefeo8424]

Love this guy. I remember his first special. Excited for this

[@bcascadascrane9831]

Thanks for the laughs from a greatgrandparent. 7/22/23

[@justonmckinney]

Wow great grandparent 😮 good for you ❤

[@mznaeture]

Day care yearbook 😅

[@mm-qj6cc]

So fresh & authentic! The whole set kept a smile on my face, along with the belly laughs. Well done sir, you have the gift. Love it!

[@justonmckinney]

Thank you for the kind words 🙏

[@Luluthecat-22]

What? How? Which one?

[@drew-shourd]

Amazingly funny, laughed my ass off the whole time, but now, thanx to you, I have to go back, and look, for my ass....thanx a lot!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@justonmckinney]

haha, great review, thank you!

[@williamwiley4437]

This guy is good. I want to see some of his other stuff.

[@justonmckinney]

I have another newer free special on this channel called On the Bright Side, full special. Check it out and let me know what you think 😊

[@diamondgrrrl572]

So dark... I love it ❤

[@justonmckinney]

A little dark in spots lol!

[@HighTide1715]

Thanks Justin ! Liked and subscribed.

[@mikewaddell8814]

Brilliant performance brother 🎉😂🎉😂🎉

[@glennareeves1204]

So funny and relatable! Thank you! 😂

[@edgarpayne8673]

Great set!