A Beginner's Guide to Unlife | THE SUCKENING #2

[@ADurXD]

"They're uhh... Exchange Students..." "Exchange them for better ones." Jeffrey goes hard.

[@Nixahma]

The way he *asked...* "Well, can you exchange them for better ones Emizel?"

[@pungoblin9377]

All of the things Arthur did during the driving scene that inadvertently characterize him as a bad driver: -drove in a roundabout for 20 straight minutes in LA traffic -on the wrong side of the road -gave frequent death glares to party members in the back seat, taking his eyes off the road for like half of the drive -wrote and illustrated the basic rules of vampire society while still driving

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

This soft-spoken person of knowledge drawing a first graders nono list for a young man :3

[@GrizzlyPlaysYT]

LMAOOOOO

[@bonecollectorthecalciumscr9110]

as we all know any person who is British stole there drivers licence or made one out of hopes and cardboard

[@gideonkimbrel7181]

@@GrizzlyPlaysYTyou just said laughing my ass off off off off off

[@Gillion_x3]

@@GrizzlyPlaysYTyou just can't win

[@caitiemoriarty]

I hope nothing bad happens to my favorite boyfailure Shilo and his platonic guard Grefgore

[@insomniaindustries4460]

I drive a 2016 Honda civic, and the image of a bunch of vampires cruising around in my car is hilarious to me

[@ic236]

I love Soda, i sure hope his core character trait isn't dismantled!

[@gillion-tidestrider-fan]

Real!! That would never happen!

[@bogeys]

You scare me ic236

[@BlakeIsSpacing]

Yes! That would never EVER happen :3

[@rheegret8405]

That would noda happen to Soda!

[@IshaSmisha]

i hope he isn’t trapped drink la Croix for the rest of his days!

[@Hamsteroverlord]

“What a pain” - Arthur just every five seconds

[@onyxcarter6359]

every time he says that i get flashbanged by memories of watching saiki k do the same shit

[@lvckyclov3r]

@@onyxcarter6359IMMEDIATELY WHAT I THOUGHT

[@k0vu_arts]

@@onyxcarter6359stop not me making the same comment before seeing this lmao 😭😭😭

[@TheHalfBrit.Casual]

I'll be so so upset if Grefgore is ever taken away from us.

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

wonder if they gonna pull a Ash from Prime Defenders >:3 on them

[@krool_aid9835]

​@@senritsujumpsuit6021NOOOO I cannot handle that not for Grefgore

[@vo7kz]

HES FUCKING GONE NOW I WILL NEVER FORGIVE CHARLIE

[@krool_aid9835]

@@vo7kz *fuckign cries* IT ISN'T FAIR BRING HIM BACK IT WAS A SIMPLE MISTAKE DON'T DO THIS PLEASEEE

[@Pumpk1n_C4t]

Whenever we get him back something bad happens to him

[@erikaincognito2188]

bizly was absolutely vile in this session 😭😭😭 shilo easily my favorite character as of now

[@goothedoot]

im sure you mean least favorite, he unsodad soda

[@Nixahma]

​@@goothedoothe also resodas soda later, so

[@phantomcrow8538]

I love how Shilo makes Greffgore strip to make a curtain even though he literally just has a cape

[@itwasidio1736]

grefgore is caked up, shilo couldn't resist the opportunity

[@laurenismeme]

Both the human-written captions and the visuals of this series make me *so* unreasonably happy

[@reekill_playlists]

The comments are saying that Shilo did something this episode, so I'm going to say before I get there that he is an amazing innocent boy and I love him Aftermath edit: yeah Shilo needs to fucking suffer for this, I still love him but HOW DARE YOU

[@aergerje]

i'm so scared i haven't watched it yet

[@Steakknifejr_Jorpele]

He took sodas core character piece

[@seriousbuilder3176]

I hate him now. There will be no forgiveness.

[@1nfinex614]

I love how Grizz is just the tired cat mom to an angsty teen, a paranoid prince and his idiot servant, loving the campaign so far lol :)

[@Cimenkoi]

already watched ep 2 and won't say much, but the thumbnail is funny as hell and encapsulates shilo's wet cat energy EDIT: holy I forgot Shilo fucks up Soda's entire vibe dear lord

[@octolingo1892]

Guys-emeto warning this episode, throughout the segment with Soda, Shilo, and Grefgore! Please be careful :)

[@enby-ralsei]

BOOST, it is very graphic sounding!

[@ic236]

1:32:59-1:40:03

[@Gillion_x3]

what did they do to my darling shining star soda. WHAT DID THEY DO.

[@SalomSands]

​@@Gillion_x3 I haven't even got there yet and I am terrified

[@cheesebird4057]

*THEY WHAT*

[@Blo0_]

Already watched it on patreon but now i wanna rewatch it with the visuals

[@Tobsislosingit]

SO REAL

[@tangerinelemonn]

SAME HAHA

[@hiero-green]

Dittoooo

[@rustysaw1553]

ME TOO LMAOO

[@klaw]

this is almost my fourth time rewatching it 💀

[@freshlybakedmaroon]

I'm like actually crying, Soda's shirt- it... it's changed now. Im so fucking sad. My boy. My poor boy, No-da

[@OhOkay_]

No-da :(

[@reekill_playlists]

I love the fact that when Charlie said "rhythmic hard footsteps", one of my cats immediately ran across my roof. Thank you for the heart attack.

[@A_Lunar_VIxen]

I heard the intro music and immediately went “oh, that’s Nathan Hanover!”

[@ic236]

music slaps so incredibly hard

[@grimkeeper64]

FRR HIS SHIT GOES HARD

[@StoryBird2]

These guys have such a sibling dynamic it makes it much funnier

[@richcapybara4728]

Just got a raise so now I have enough disposable income to afford the patreon, I’m so excited to see all the other stuff y’all make

[@IshaSmisha]

that’s awesome dude! :D

[@sleepy9525]

Aw congrats my dude! I hope to join u in the patrigang someday :)

[@hyperspacesushi]

Genuinely waited a year to do the same thing for Blood In The Bayou and gOd was it worth it! Hope you enjoy the patreon stuff just as much my dude 👊

[@_lucas_2066]

The LGBTQ community does not forgive Shilo for what he did to Soda.

[@lordscrubblebottom3082]

This terrified me when I first read it, but it was worse than I thought. We will never forgive Shilo.

[@LightFootSys]

Shilo is now my least favorite character /nsrs

[@wolfydawolf5680]

Wuh- what did he do- im about to watch- oh gosh-

[@theredstoneaxe743]

I do not forgive him for what he has done to my boy Soda. My boy hurt my boy and that’s not okay! I’m not okay because of this

[@Mx._M_o_t_h]

Look what he’s done to our boy

[@AbyssalB55]

I sure hope nothing unfortunate happens to soda this episode that would SUCK

[@Crocmanawsome]

OOOHH MY GOD IT'S NOT JUST A PATREON SERIES ??? HELL YEAHHHH!!! Today I ate: Mashed potatoes and meatballs, porridge with a glass of milk and I DIDN'T drink Coca-Cola today! NOOOOO SODA!!!

[@eggrolltheillegal6201]

DAMNNNNN POTATOES 🥔 YMU

[@ic236]

5/12 will be free

[@beabzz_]

5 episodes will be public but it will be patreon exclusive after that

[@Crocmanawsome]

​@@beabzz_aww mann

[@afkcaio1282]

@@beabzz_ WHHHHYYYYYY

[@_bastion]

1:03:33 I NEED THIS MUSIC CARNALLY OMG NATHAN DOES IT AGAIN LETS GOOOOO spoilers to ep below 1:14:39 Bro is literally too babygirl for the law 1:16:10 nvm 1:37:07 NOOOOOO SODA MY BOY D:

[@ajhellwig]

I like that sodas shirt changes when his stance switches

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

mood rings have evolved @@ajhellwig

[@kalamies.]

THEY UNSODAD MY FUCKING SODA...

[@OhOkay_]

:(((((

[@theray4002]

despite this campaign being largely spontaneous, the character arcs are so beautiful. shilo is learning not to hurt people just so he doesn’t get hurt, aurther is a strict rule follower but is learning to operate on his own emotions, and emizel is actively hurting people, as otherwise, he would be getting hurt by “submitting”

[@Gremdo]

I LITERALLY SAID WITH GRITTED TEETH TRYING NOT TO SCREAM “YES THE SICKENING NUMBER TWO!!”

[@sy2823]

i LOVE the sound effects here. Having Shilo and Grevgor's voices becoming muffled when they get put into the police car had me cackling

[@nobellprizz2831]

Arthur is giving divorced wine aunt vibes. Love that for him.

[@spaceacess1]

listened to this on patreon like 3 times and came here for the visuals and lemme tell you the art of them in the car makes the fourth listen to worth it

[@Feral_Feline]

THEY DID NOT JUST UNSODA MY SODA!!!!!!!!! NO SIR EEE

[@elontusk9167]

This show NEVER fails to suck me dry.

[@Christmandavid10]

Dude having weekly jrwi uploads again is so nice. I missed it so much!

[@shadow_master7303]

I love that Grizzly's inner Kian came out for a bit there

[@wakeuplouie]

I was so afraid there won't be a part two omg I'M SO EXCITING

[@BroKenYaKnow]

All the episodes are already recorded, they just have to be edited now. Should be about 10 eps, tho maybe more if there’s less to be edited out. New eps should come out every two weeks with a riptide video in between. Riptide might still be delayed rn tho, not sure - a patreon member

[@wakeuplouie]

@@BroKenYaKnow oh my that's the best news! I didn't know that. ty for letting me know!

[@happypupper5806]

@@BroKenYaKnowit seems to e coming out weekly

[@ic236]

I could not imagine the cells properly haha. I was thinking all bars, no walls, like a cage, so that's why they're super vulnerable to the sky. I also imagine Soda to be right of Shilo, instead of left

[@BlakeIsSpacing]

Am so excited to watch the visuals! Hope Soda stays the same and nothing happens to him :3

[@hyperspacesushi]

Absolutely can't get enough of the JRWI crew, time to re-binge Blood In The Bayou after this!

[@BubbleBearss]

LETS GOO so hyped!!! Was here for the first premiere of episode 1 I’m so excited for 2! Hopefully no one dies…

[@EllasEasel357]

Bruu…

[@BubbleBearss]

@@EllasEasel357 I haven’t even watched it yet xd

[@EllasEasel357]

@@BubbleBearss me neither, but the are technically dead😄

[@BubbleBearss]

@@EllasEasel357 Ohh that is true lol but they are like I think 2 human characters the npcs

[@rubysparx]

Please guys it’s called a cravat. It’s not a fancy tie, it’s not an ascot. It’s a cravat

[@ic236]

got curious and googled! seems like "ascot" is the American name for the modern british cravat, but also the (modern?) cravat is a bigger umbrella of neck things. Cravat - 17th century Jabot - 19th century Ascot - 19th century (?)

[@sunflowers1101]

Im so sad we couldnt see Charlie spit water all over himself I would have fucking paid to see this episode

[@Totallysleepingrn]

1:32:55 Emetophobia (or vomit) warning for this section! Vomiting sounds can be heard in the background

[@EgoSumAmicus]

Them: "Set the mood" Me: listening the last half hour of my grocery cashier shift

[@HoneyBeeO126]

I’ve listened to this 5 times already since it came out on Patreon, and here I am listening to it again

[@aquaticrider8309]

The ending of the episode was so good!! With the music and the confrontation between the Sheriff and Shilo, chef's kiss

[@my.beloved.turtle2136]

IM SO EXCITED BUT ALSO SO AFRAID. Jrwi the suckening my beloved

[@_imfriendly95_67]

the soda shirt change is such a fun little detail.

[@theredstoneaxe743]

OMG YAY NEW JRWI EPISODE! NO MY BOY!!! MY BOY SODA :( PLEASE NO MY BOY!! HE… HE AHHHHH NO NO NOT GRUF-GOR NOOOOO WHY????

[@Dawnlotus]

BACK AGAIN FOR THE KZbin VERSION. >:D Shenanigans afoot. The boys truly SUCK at breaking into clubs. Also I sure hope no one’s personality gets a part of it completely re written today.

[@Dawnlotus]

Spoilers below I’m gonna miss Grefgore :(( my fav polite guard man. My guy my buddy. Please come back for him Shilo. Left behind, covered in blood. Naked. I hope Deacon does keep him safe. What’s Shilo gonna do without his #1 guard?

[@theeggineer]

​@Dawnlotus they wouldn't give him his own sprite for nothing... right?

[@Dawnlotus]

@@theeggineer crossing my fingers but I don’t know,, XD I don’t think a sprite guarantees him anything as it’s already been used for 2 whole ep and would’ve already been worth making. Tho I think he will definitely show up again, I’m just sad he won’t be part of the main crew :( tho it makes sense.

[@Terdlestuff]

WHY DID GREFGOR MAKE THE WALL OF FLESH WORM NOISE WHEN HE BARFED LMAOO

[@DragosNTigerz]

pleaseeeee I love the sound effectssss so much, the car scene was so funny with the slight brushing and shifting sounds, like i could imagine it EDITING RAHHHHHH I LOVE IT

[@Tabaluca911]

THE SUCKENING, i really wouldnt be able to come up with a better name for anything including vampires.

[@oliverlevi7514]

Getting strong Gillion TideStrider vibes from Grefgore.

[@theegyptianfox2118]

"The first rule of vampire society is you don't talk about vampire society"

[@JRWIFAN]

i don't have patreon but i need to know if shilo ever gets to see a pheasant

[@Nixahma]

He does. He's allergic.

[@rheegret8405]

Noda used shank! *It was super effective!*

[@Donteatacowman]

THE SHIRT CHANGE? HEARTBREAKING?

[@nickcariglio8228]

Man oh man i sure hope nothing terrible happens to soda this episode!

[@goothedoot]

i will never forgive you shilo

[@walterhartwellwhite2988]

As someone who has had their first dnd game as the dm I can no longer watch from the perspective of the players. I can only see players being menaces to the dm and the npcs.

[@TexasRoadhouse30]

Oh no I’ve never had soda I’m scared now 😭 Edit: SODA NOOOOOOOOOOO Edit: NODA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@GILLIONTHEMOTHERFUCKENCHOSEN]

YAY!!! WE GET IT NOW HERE IM SO HAPPY EVEN TJO I ALREADY HAVE PATREON

[@Moniqu3xl]

Shilo reminds me of kid vampir so much 😭😭🫶

[@SylviaPennhurst1228]

Blood in the bayou is one of my favorite ones yall have done, i would love to see a larger campaign of it! Just got myself one of your awesome shirts too!

[@blonk_143]

Shilo really pulled a "you know what? Fuck you" * unsodas your Soda *

[@Magnus833]

Im very excited about this campaign

[@Terdlestuff]

Man the art in this series is so good

[@justyouraveragerando1733]

35:27 thank you for this interaction

[@5ebliminal]

EMIZEL cmon man,coulda told your dad that they were from transelvania @11:48 someday it shall be Yoda not soda

[@zourxv407]

NEW SUCKENING VIDEO LETS GO!! I just got sick so I’m very happy I have something to watch now :3

[@sleepy9525]

Aw same im also sick it suckkkssss, I’ve seen some other comments and fear greatly for my boy soda, get well soon :3 :D

[@zourxv407]

here’s to the sick jrwi fans lol but you get better soon as well 🫶

[@shieloop]

50:17 "there are two wolves...."

[@SalomSands]

Soda and Noda

[@shrub_mushrooms]

the theme is amazing

[@austinbeaty3226]

Ironic that this comes out when I’m sick and feeling very unalived

[@mushroomspore5647]

I will cry on the spot

[@pizzajones1525]

Stand proud Deacon, you are strong - goatgor

[@star_vlep]

The way Slimecicle and Condifiction screamed in agony when Shiloh made Soda into No-da: Golden >:D

[@arrow_dynamic]

God I’m really loving this campaign

[@yourehallucination4366]

SUCKING LET'S GO

[@cameronrussell1261]

I love this campaign ❤️

[@k0vu_arts]

We should do an Arthur sigh compilation lmao

[@Kambroski]

i've only had these spooky boys for a day and a half but if anything every happened to them

[@forestventuredev8380]

Suckening ep 2 lets goo (I have to do finals but I'm leaving this comment for when I come back w/ my reaction) just got far WTH SHILO???!

[@forestventuredev8380]

I love ya Shilo but you will face karma for that GREFGOR NO

[@AnimatingOwl]

I loveeee Soda. I hope he doesn’t get done dirty…

[@flobygecko5449]

YOOOO LETS GOOO I have been waiting for episode two the first one was so good!!!

[@hitome666]

LETS REWATCH WITH VISUAL EVERYBODY FROM PATREON!!

[@Ghost.king.37]

i just noticed that in the description Shilo and Emizel both don’t have last names even though they have been said??? Does this mean those aren’t their last names???

[@grimkeeper64]

🫢

[@gillion-tidestrider-fan]

stares at non patreons cutley waiting for them to know what happens to soda. 🥰😊🥰😊

[@zourxv407]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ….

[@kd8184]

WHAT. HAPPENS. TO .SODA.

[@gillion-tidestrider-fan]

@@zourxv407 🥰😊

[@gillion-tidestrider-fan]

@@kd8184 🥰😊

[@BlakeIsSpacing]

​@@kd8184 :3

[@maxandcheeese]

NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT TO SODA BROO

[@goothedoot]

NOOOO SODAAAAA NOOOO SHILO YOU MONSTER YOU RUINED MY (gender neutral) BOY'S THING

[@ygif2088]

At the time of me watching this for the first time, as they were saying "turn off the lights" I was outside at 8:54pm walking my dog in the pitch black of Canada's winter so I don't think I could do any more than that

[@masonkish2224]

Love you all

[@pumpkinheadc]

I FINALLY CAN LAUGH AT THE NIN PATREONNS! /pos

[@__Xendra__]

OH MY GOD WHY DID I NOT KNOW THIS ALREADY CAME OUT HOW TF DID I MISS THIS!!??!?!!?!?

[@FortheHoliestofDoves]

BLOOD IN THE BAYOU MENTIONED

[@funkyman3740]

If you want every penny I have, please make more blood in the bayou merch next year. There's none anywhere else.😭

[@grimkeeper64]

yeah same i was late to this(? last?) video's announcement of the merch and missed the cutoff but i love bitb so bad and wanted a shirt 😭

[@havocsTeacher]

YESS LETS GO ‼️‼️

[@luulcas_6267]

NODAAAAAAA

[@Mahito-main]

God dm Charlie talks about suck for 2 hours

[@Dragano717]

OKAY I HAVE A THEORY Shilo and Emizel are both half brothers due to deacon seeing Shilo as a human AND why they both look alike! and why Shilo's mom has folders of no brakes. But that's probably very noticeable with the whole looking alike stuff

[@leetinpot]

WOOOO JUST SAW THIS NOTIFICATION!!!!! CONTENT :DDD