The Daleks were just trying to make ends meet in their youth.
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@c.c.windup34877 жыл бұрын
"Get the FUCK out of my kitchen!"
@ChaseTheHorizons7 жыл бұрын
That was soo funny
@speakofcommonsense7 жыл бұрын
Unfucking believable
@xandergrogan20127 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of what Gordon Ramsay would be like as a Dalek...
@armedraptor51147 жыл бұрын
I had to send my laptop to the service shop because I was having a sweet drink in the wrong time and place.
@bulgarin64417 жыл бұрын
KaloTube Did you enjoy the drink? :)
@legostudios1207 жыл бұрын
"High fives all around!" *Daleks awkwardly wave plungers* "We need to work on this"
@alexhollinghurst39457 жыл бұрын
legostudios120 *awkwardly waves plunger at you*
@drakeredwingofficial5 жыл бұрын
JACKSEPTICEYE AS A DALEK
@thejay89635 жыл бұрын
“Who ordered the spicy chicken wings?”
@dr.davidwho40534 жыл бұрын
😆
@cpuwrite4 жыл бұрын
Guys, my toilet's backing up. You think one of you could lend a...?
@eli_r_q7 жыл бұрын
"That's the ladies you Pervert!"
@davidlindsay32335 жыл бұрын
"Daleks have no concept of gender"
@dr.davidwho40534 жыл бұрын
😆
@SwiftNimblefoot3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Daleks could shoot to just incapacitate. Thought like Klingon distruptors they only had a kill setting.
@drnexel2 жыл бұрын
@@SwiftNimblefoot ik, old comment, but It is actually explained somewhere (in the books, I think. I don’t really remember) that the daleks manually increase the power of their death rays, but not to the fullest, because they don’t want to see their victims be disintegrated, they want to see them suffer an extremely painful death
@wolflplushlnoice9 ай бұрын
@@drnexel...😨 lmao
@Naurdagnor2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but the bit with the Dalek singing about "Working 9 to 5", then suddenly going "oh...excuse me sir" to the guy on the ground got me way more than it should have. xD "Does this thing belong to anyone?? Oh, there we go.". xDD
@TheOncomingStorm7 жыл бұрын
These Dalek videos are just pure gold.
@jvevers7 жыл бұрын
Thanks! :D
@fastertrackcreative7 жыл бұрын
No they're Dalekanium :P
@thelasttimelord75506 жыл бұрын
ik they are
@tech43606 жыл бұрын
TheOncomingStorm no they’re made of dalekanium
@AiRsTrIkExXzZ4 жыл бұрын
I think you mean buggery
@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac5753 жыл бұрын
"I believe TARDIS is slang for something" Easily the most underrated quote.
@ivaneames43543 жыл бұрын
Hearing a Dalek saying "Sweet mother of crap!" Is absolutely hysterical.
@mushroomhead36192 жыл бұрын
I died when one of them sang Working Nine to Five!
@dalekloaf143 Жыл бұрын
Perfect amount of likes
@vessel__ Жыл бұрын
“Get the fuck out of my kitchen.”
@LJinx37 жыл бұрын
*Bill walks in* Bill: its like a... kitchen! Dalek: see. even she can tell this is a kitchen.
@charliewarner7876 жыл бұрын
LJinx3 The women are very fond of metal and then Bills like 'ooh actually I'm not into that, I only like women. Just thought you'd ought to know
@MichaelM285 жыл бұрын
Bill walks in Bill: I'm a lesbian! Dalek: not relevant Bill: I'm a lesbian! Dalek: ok Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian! Bill: I'm a lesbian!
@rememberme36195 жыл бұрын
Except Bill didn’t say that every time, and it wasn’t even every episode...
@ItsButterBean10204 жыл бұрын
Maggie Rhee, The Walking Dead Queen they allude to it every episode
@martinmaguire-music66924 жыл бұрын
@@rememberme3619 I like Bill, but it did come up a lot. But she was a good character, a shame she only got one season :(
@burrunjorman21277 жыл бұрын
"Get out of my fucking kitchen!" Almost died at that bit!
@barryscott16677 жыл бұрын
Poor minimum wage Dalek, he was only one day from retirement
@ezekielmartin43234 жыл бұрын
For a minimum wage worker on the west coast of Skaro, I'm pretty sure "retirement" is when they kill you and strip your metal shell for parts. He was filleted, pulped, sifted, sauteed...
@lemonferret4 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel Martin ...blended, grated, grilled and simmered on a medium heat for 30 minutes until golden brown
@ezekielmartin43234 жыл бұрын
@@lemonferret You complete me. _gets down on one knee_
@dr.davidwho40534 жыл бұрын
😆
@witherkx15473 жыл бұрын
@@ezekielmartin4323 sorry to say but he ghosted you
@23madberty7 жыл бұрын
"How are those scallops coming?" "A little undercooked." " 'A little undercooked' *chef*" "Yes, chef. Sorry, chef." ded
@t.b.thelwell33665 жыл бұрын
Madberty Yes Chef, sorry chef!
@mrworldwide58115 жыл бұрын
It’s fucking raw
@razorsz1955 жыл бұрын
@@mrworldwide5811 beat me to it xD
@thrashpondopons27765 жыл бұрын
'Can I get a time on those scallops???Chef!'
@coolmarioland100robloxmine53 жыл бұрын
Dalek ramsay
@Nothing_2_Add7 жыл бұрын
I forget that this is a voice over because of how good it is and find myself thinking why the script is written so strangely.
@stickykeys90167 жыл бұрын
Ectoplazmie In the first one I saw, I honestly thought it was a deleted scene until I saw the comments lmao
@itsrollintime7 жыл бұрын
i thought like this too,because english is not my native language i thought i didn't really understand the script but when ''get the fuck out of my kitchen'' scene came,i realised the truth.it's really been a long time since i really laughed
@cunnieseverywhere2 жыл бұрын
What episode?
@nibistewgamer1742 Жыл бұрын
@@cunnieseverywhere the dead planet
@hazukichanx4089 ай бұрын
In fairness, it's actually slightly more coherent than the original... This was the very first appearance of the Daleks IIRC, back when the show was still very new, wobbly on its legs and extremely rough around the edges. I mean, it was before color TV, so in fairness there was not a lot of established video entertainment culture for the creators to draw inspiration and, perhaps especially, practical planning systems from. Plus the equipment they had was expensive, including the film to do retakes, I believe. They did their best and started a fantastic series, just... one that got rather a lot better later on. Less filler, for starters.
@BrinaFlautist6 жыл бұрын
"Working 9 to 5, what a way to make a living, do do do~" This might be one of the be one of the best ones!
@richardgregory36846 жыл бұрын
"Don;t everyone run at once" "Scans indicate you are in need of the toilet. That's the ladies you pervert!" "Bugger! My eye! I'm minimum wage!"" Pure comedy gold
@StageCraftBeast6 жыл бұрын
If I ever work at KFC and some one asks for spicy chicken wings, I'm gonna serve them it while talking like Dalek, and only a couple people on rare occasions will get it.
@jvevers6 жыл бұрын
I recommend taking a whisk and a plunger with you.
@shadylapizo92452 жыл бұрын
I'd just make a fricking Dalek suit and just stroll through the door and order like I've got nothing on anybody.
@PerovNigma7 жыл бұрын
"where the ladies, so I'm told, are very fond of metal..." Nice _Voyage of the Damned_ reference! 😂
@apexa9034 жыл бұрын
Joseph Simpson I don’t get it
@danielholoweckyj90983 жыл бұрын
@@apexa903 ah well u suck then.
@akodaah13-e323 жыл бұрын
more like, voyage of the damned did a good reference
@PerovNigma3 жыл бұрын
@@apexa903 Max Capricorn (the head in a box on wheels) tells the Tenth Doctor that he plans to retire to a planet where women are really into metal.
@Aslan-hh9cn7 жыл бұрын
Dalek Ramsay
@Aslan-hh9cn7 жыл бұрын
*chef dalek ramsay
@solidsnake45953 жыл бұрын
nah thats gordon ramsays true form lol
@psychicpowersclock6 жыл бұрын
I like that the voices are slightly different to replicate the originals. Just an extra touch of authenticity that makes this all the more hilarious.
@zaychee6 жыл бұрын
"That's the ladies, you pervert"
@zaychee6 жыл бұрын
What killed me again was "Get the fuck out of my kitchen"
@doriedellquillopo80174 ай бұрын
FIRE!
@Metaldog141507 жыл бұрын
It's true, the ladies are very fond of Metal
@alexanderbirch40267 жыл бұрын
This is unfucking believable how fucking hilarious this is
@karlnemo86586 жыл бұрын
"Get-the-f'**k-out-of-my-kit-chen!" LMAO! These just get better and better!
@alexhollinghurst39457 жыл бұрын
Bugger! My eye! I'm minimum wage! *I'M MINIMUUUUM WAAAAAAAAGE!*
@ReversedPolarity7 жыл бұрын
These are still so funny to watch. I loved the Max Capricorn reference btw and it's a lot of fun to see daleks say "get the f*** out of my kitchen" or "I'm minimum wage" or "is he high?" to the Doctor and the jokes are just top-notch. Keep 'em coming, they're really good!
@enclavehere.79952 жыл бұрын
The last thing on my mind this morning was the idea of a Dalek singing 9 to 5 by Dolly Pardon. I couldn’t have asked for anything better
@TheLazysketcher7 жыл бұрын
"High fives all around!" That just makes my day! xD
@hugogasseaudryer94627 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE ME FEEL CARE FOR THE DALEKS...HOW???
@davidodonoghue36287 жыл бұрын
You can't not click on these videos
@jvevers7 жыл бұрын
If it gets taken down for copyright again, you might not be able to! I've disputed it, it's all good. Nobody panic. NOBODY PANIC!
@terryalbeno73057 жыл бұрын
I cant not either and Joe this isnt hitchhikers guide to the galaxy here but yes, DONT PANIC.
@mr_slidey6 жыл бұрын
It doesn't make any sense why they'd report you, it's not like anyone would watch these videos without first watching doctor who
@Mintbeef6 жыл бұрын
"Where the woman, i am told are very fond of... Metal.." Best use of a quote in a spoof lmao
@thedoctorwhoexpert77 жыл бұрын
These are so good!!
@jvevers7 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@vaasandrews947 жыл бұрын
Joe Vevers your the best KZbinr to me
@dogwithacoolhat7 жыл бұрын
Joe Vevers you have the best sense of humor :)
@megrimisbadatgaming40567 жыл бұрын
+Joe Vevers you need to make a nightmare in silver and/or death in heaven parody with the cybermen. its about time you stop doing daleks
@ElazarYershovFilms6 жыл бұрын
I subscribed
@crimsoncorsair92507 жыл бұрын
Your channel is legendary
@basedbattledroid35077 жыл бұрын
"That's the ladies' you perve!"
@alexhollinghurst39457 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian Soylent-Green I read that as the Dalek said it in the video XD
@vistoso_99397 жыл бұрын
Omg XD I lost if after he said: "sir your clearly on the influence of drugs!"
@obibraxton2232 Жыл бұрын
“That’s for the ladies you pervert” 💀
@MrMadshepherd6 жыл бұрын
"Hope you like steak!" Hilarious
@Ethan-rs2fb4 жыл бұрын
0:59 I love the little *oh* that one does
@DarthEditous7 жыл бұрын
I'm crying with laughter. The BBC should turn this concept into a half-hour weekly red-button special.
@clan_boyd7 жыл бұрын
"My minimum wage! My minimum wage!"
@Hoodied5 жыл бұрын
*I'm minimum wage
@MrShark017 жыл бұрын
voyage of the dammed reference ;) 3:18
@pival801 Жыл бұрын
I just want you to know that that line at 2:27 has been my notification sound for the last 3 years, and that you have been the cause of many jumpscares, but oh so much joy too.
@TheMillenniumWitch6 ай бұрын
I love how cordial these daleks were when they first came in 😂
@christopherbravo18136 ай бұрын
the Daleks were so much more polite back in their early days.
@Owen-cr1mc6 жыл бұрын
There is nothing funnier than hearing a dalek shout "get the fuck out of my kitchen"
@garfield23174 жыл бұрын
2:26 (door opening) (Dalek) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! (Doctor falls) (Dalek) un FUCKING BELIEVABLE I died 😂
@gojifan79762 жыл бұрын
(Dalek) don’t we have security to stop these people
@georgeray19065 ай бұрын
@@gojifan7976(Dalek) Let's forget about it. Table 5 is going large with their fries.
@damouraptor7 жыл бұрын
Either Genesis of the Daleks or Remembrance of the Daleks next! xD
@sidd87066 жыл бұрын
The only channel that'll make you feel bad for daleks.
@supremedalek94757 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the best voice over I've ever seen, subscribed after seeing this :D
@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Жыл бұрын
Everybody poops their pants when Daleks are involved.... Dear God look at him,... he's tweaking out 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
@Rahhelthethird4 ай бұрын
3:26 “Do you think that dad would be proud of us?” “Affirmative”
@AshDCTaylor7 жыл бұрын
Thinking of William Hartnell high as a kite has made my day, Thanks for another great dub lol
@SamDavs7 жыл бұрын
He has to do remembrance of the dalek s when ace beats up the dalek with the baseball bat 😂
@halopro89586 жыл бұрын
OW! OW! STOP MUGGING ME I HAVE A FAMILY OF BABY DALEKS!!
@charlie_07014 жыл бұрын
“Get the f*ck out of my kitchen” “Un f**king-believable.. don’t we have security here?”
@internetduck15203 жыл бұрын
The dalek humming and saying "oh there we go" killed me
@ivor7497 жыл бұрын
Also that was a great reference to Voyage of the Damned btw.
@socomply59633 жыл бұрын
Didn’t think they’d give the Daleks a redemption arch
@missmadness564 Жыл бұрын
"Hope you like steak" is not something you'd expect to hear from a dalek
@obibraxton2232 Жыл бұрын
2:05 is sending me 💀💀💀
@DlcEnergy7 жыл бұрын
0:53 "working nine till five... what a way to make a brivin... bru bua, brr br, uoh..."
@terryalbeno73057 жыл бұрын
we need more youtubers like you.
@justanotheryoutubechannel6 жыл бұрын
This is amazing. So old, yet so good.
@orkaherra30107 жыл бұрын
I thought daleks have no concept of gender
@shane55pwnt7 жыл бұрын
+Frieda Amherst But if they had no concept of gender previously, they wouldn't need to adapt to 21st century life.
@EchoHeo6 жыл бұрын
Maybe theyd had, but it was rubbish so theyve just threw it away
@ScisaacFisaac5 жыл бұрын
"You identify as Daleks." - the Cybermen
@Gay_Jesus5 жыл бұрын
uh uh fuck off
@reubenroper62315 жыл бұрын
That was in 1963, and now it's 2018 gender was exterminated in the very controversial episode 'Love And Monsters'
@dendronrootmind51796 жыл бұрын
I just lost it when one of the Daleks said "Get the f_ck out of my kitchen!"
@soldier76526 жыл бұрын
These is comedy gold a Dalek singing working nine to five
@JPFerraccio5 жыл бұрын
Can't thank you enough for these delightful parodies: I rarely laugh out loud at videos, but these have been a treat!
@Yggi117 жыл бұрын
It took me a few seconds to realise I was watching a redub. Those were... interesting seconds.
@Finamajig3 жыл бұрын
“Sir you are clearly under the influence of drugs” I’m in tears
@adamsowter69763 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite video on KZbin. Thank you for making me laugh so much. This is absolutely brilliant!
@denisemajor71242 жыл бұрын
I love it when he said, "unfucking believable".
@iamfinky Жыл бұрын
Omg this is truly a gift - I've just laughed a lot over this. Genius! Thank you so much 🥰
@misfitincrisis9217 жыл бұрын
Yes! ! Loving this series, I was in tears because of the Gordon Dalek (though I would've liked it if he'd called the Doctor a donkey at least once). What other episodes are you planning to do next?
@phoebilina4 жыл бұрын
‘Working 9-5 doo doo doo doo, oop- Umm Excuse me sir, this isn’t one of the designated seated areas, I’ll have to ask you to locate them.’ 😂
@elleberquist67 жыл бұрын
These are getting better and better! Never stop please
@mikaelastefkova4 ай бұрын
How have I missed this video?! It's hilarious, thank you for the laugh 😂💗
@doctorlou46277 жыл бұрын
JOE OMG HOW DOES ONE GET THE DALEK VOICES OMG
@crimsoncorsair92507 жыл бұрын
IIDoctorII he has some captive In his basement
@jvevers7 жыл бұрын
It's more like a vault, actually.
@matthewdodd22607 жыл бұрын
Joe Vevers the series 10 mystery revealed
@popcornfilms17 жыл бұрын
+Joe Vevers clever, up to date AND topical. Congratulate
@popcornfilms17 жыл бұрын
+Joe Vevers are you in the vault?
@joshimations8943 жыл бұрын
I’m glad you did a classic episode
@thesandwich53217 жыл бұрын
Never stop making these, you're amazing!
@faroutalan87407 жыл бұрын
I literally binge watched your videos all day xD love them xD
@Raizmorph3 жыл бұрын
I litteraly thoutgh for the first few minutes that this is how the daleks sounded like back in the first doctor who. They litteraly got me in the first half not gonna lie 😆
@marcse7en Жыл бұрын
Shouldn't that be, "High plungers all around?" 🤣 Shouldn't that be, "The women of Penhaxaco 2 are very fond of ... Dalek balls?" 🤣
@ozzy456_7 жыл бұрын
Dude I love doctor who so seeing this makes me laugh like fuck. Thanks
@flightlesslord26883 жыл бұрын
'I believe TARDIS is slang for something' These videos are tooo good
@LuigisMansionMaster97 жыл бұрын
These creativity levels are too high! EXPLAIN! EXPAAAAAIN!
@potaterjim7 жыл бұрын
That just slightly muted "Get the fuck out of my kitchen!" killed me
@dandyman78193 жыл бұрын
Revisiting these is such a treat!
@guitarmaniac0047 жыл бұрын
Every time you post one of these I'm left in tears of laughter
@Rebel_Friend7 жыл бұрын
"He's high as a kite!"
@LTBrownBox7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Fantastic!
@speakofcommonsense7 жыл бұрын
I'm officially subscribed. I NEED more of these 😆😂
@Nathananiel7 жыл бұрын
This is one of mt new favourite channels.
@Riku70X6 жыл бұрын
That dalek working 9 to 5 is the greatest thing humanity has ever created.
@Yan_Alkovic5 жыл бұрын
Words simply cannot do this piece of perfection justice. Simply incredible! How did you get such good Dalek voices?
@warlordgank13189 ай бұрын
AI voice from Eleven labs prob.
@saagabragi69388 ай бұрын
@@warlordgank1318 I think he actually makes them himself
@warlordgank13188 ай бұрын
@@saagabragi6938 legendary.
@sirenia755 Жыл бұрын
a dalek restaurant in Japan would be a great idea.
@amfe527 жыл бұрын
Don't know how I found this... But this channel is gold!
@NickJustWill3 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay as a Dalek
@JR-eq5xy7 жыл бұрын
Wish he would make a lot more of these they are so funny 😂😂😂
@justagamersquad29074 жыл бұрын
Dalek: “get the fuck out of my kitchen”
@mekonta6 жыл бұрын
I love the way you've gone full Peter Hawkins and David Graham route rather than the expectant path of Nicholas Briggs.
@pileofhazelnuts7 жыл бұрын
Lmao I didn't know you still uploaded, amazing. I love your work, it always makes me laugh.