JYDGE - Jydge Drydd

[@beardedmisfits765]

So let me get this straight... you go to a bank to kill the robbers... and then loot the bank. Jystice!

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

The real criminals are the bank. Make it illegal to burn money, but they print billions extra every year to make us all worth less.

[@beardedmisfits765]

I make a silly joke, and you try to politicize it. Really? Dude it's KZbin... even if you crafted the best argument in the world, nobody cares.

[@silent_stalker3687]

I care.

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

It was meant to be a joke, but it struck a nerve with you for some reason. I guess monetary policy is one of your hot buttons. Also, I disagree with your assessment of the youtube community's detachment with the world, I have interacted with tons of caring and passionate users from all walks of life and beliefs on this website. Perhaps you hang out with the wrong crowd?

[@DeathBringer769]

You also save some hosta-jydge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@facefister69]

Jydge, Jyry & Execytioner

[@RubberyCat]

*Jyru ^_^

[@klappstuhl4370]

Dysmys'd

[@DrTssha]

Oh good, someone who realizes it's not replace every vowel with a y, but only the u. I was starting to lose faith in hymanity before I spotted yoy.

[@facefister69]

We need to stick together, there aren't many of ys

[@RokushoTheRavager]

Glad yoy gys understood it properly now let ys ynite.

[@LuxasVTUBER]

*I AM THE LYW!*

[@zenogias01]

So you are Welsh?

[@little_isalina]

"You know, I never ynderstood that. Why did you jydge me? Why did you jydge me?" "You kylled ynnocynt peyple!" "A meyns to an ynd!" "You styrted a myssycre!" "I caysed a revolytion!" "YOU BETRYYED THE LYW!!"

[@noahfessenden6478]

LYYYWWW!!!!!!

[@onetimeanswer]

Um ACTUALLY, it's pronounced: "I AM THE LAYY!"

[@uppercutgrandma4425]

Luxra lols, made my day with that one

[@JCDenton2012Modder]

You know what makes this a great game. HE KEPT THE HELMET ON!! :3

[@OneMoneyCat]

Jydge Drydd ys thy kynd yf chyryctyr why dyesn't ryally nyyd ty kyyp thy hylmyt yn YLL thy tyme. Hy jyst dyes synce yt's hys ynyfyrm. Styndyrd prycydyre.

[@Codiekitty]

I don't know how to feel that I could actually read that.

[@seanwilkinson8696]

@@Codiekitty It's like finding a real Babel Fish, sticking it in your ear, and suddenly gaining the ability to interpret languages, but a few bugs still remain in the procedure; perhaps the Fish had sat out too long and was no longer fresh. "Jydging" by its structure, that sentence could've originally been Welsh, Gaelic, Icelandic, Finnish, Swedish, Inuktituit, or a southern Canadian Aboriginal dialect (Michif, Swampy Cree).

[@futhamucka]

The Jymqyisition

[@agihammerthief8953]

Hyttin' the jym prytty hyrd

[@laggy3099]

BORN DYFFERENT BORN YNNOCENT

[@compedycakemine6960]

Fat6amer Evrybydys thynking abyt me. Byt I fyl alryt evrybydys thynking abyt me byt I fyl alryt

[@OneMoneyCat]

Y'm Addyctyd ty stryss, thyt's thy wyy thyt Y gyt thyngs dyne Y'f Y'm nyt yndyr pyssyre thyn Y slyyp ty lyng Ynd hyng yroynd lyke y bym Y thynk Y'm goyng nywhyre ynd thyt mykes my nyervoys Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's oyt ty gyt my byt Y fyyl ylryght Yvyrybydy's thynkyng 'boyt my

[@zimpenfish]

Honestly, this just looks like original Beowulf

[@jamieweir9843]

Jym, in your opnyn, is the character reminiscent of Sylvysr Styllyne, or the more recent Kyrl Yrbun?

[@obblivionkr]

Jamie Weir Sylvysr Styllyne would say "Judge" like "Jydge"

[@thomaskirkness-little5809]

Yyy spylt 'chyryctyr rymynyscynt' wryng.

[@sizzxrk]

Karl Yrbyn.

[@ChiaroscuroxX]

Dredding this review, but it was Judged to be pretty good. I'd rate it a 16 out of 20(years).

[@bulletproofblouse]

Yeyrs*

[@AshyGr33n]

in isocube

[@TheTrueMerrio]

Those puns were awful. You're under arrest. 20 years. To the cubes now.

[@SerafineSilverstream]

Drydding!

[@TerrorBlades]

Its quote the Titan, I think its worth its weight in Cubes.

[@PintsofGuinness]

HYTYLNE MYAMY

[@IrLosin]

Is it possible they did this to avoid copyright problems? Not Judge, Jydge.

[@waffleless]

You made a major typo and still got over 300 likes.

[@Bvggerffpls]

...fyr cysuyls

[@Xenibalt]

excypt yoy plyay ays thy pylice

[@ArtyJerjerrod]

Just as I was about to comment "GOOD MOANING" Crabtree popped up on screen. Love you Jim!

[@LaughingThesaurus]

Ohmy god those upgrades. I love it when upgrades seem to do actually a lot. Like, 50% damage reduction is pretty insane. Hostages have 100x health is also pretty insane it feels like. I hate it when a game's like "yeah we're gonna give you 10% extra damage I guess." It reminds me of Paper Mario. if you can get +1 damage, you have actually doubled your damage. The first upgrade is massive. This game has a good upgryde systym.

[@lolwut90123]

Jydge Drydd looks like human mega man with a covering hemlet.

[@JimSterling]

Myga Myn.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Hotline Mega City 1

[@cloudwaves1648]

Holy shit the "voice acting" is just a text to speech voice

[@DeathBringer769]

Mycrosoft Jydge

[@cloudwaves1648]

Deathbrewer Jym Styrling

[@CantankerousDave]

Reading what appears to be a machine translation. All kinds of article and preposition errors in there. I'm curious what the original language was.

[@ItsMatticusFinch]

Despite the ridiculous use of the letter 'Y', this game genuinely looks like a ton of fun. Sorry... I mean: It looks like a tyn of fyn.

[@ortzinator]

Lost in the Warp Pipe The only thing this game has achieved is basic competence

[@ItsMatticusFinch]

Blynd Hyro 15 tons!

[@ItsMatticusFinch]

Brian Ortiz how silly of me.

[@maxpower5452]

Check out "Neon Chrome" the game this is based on

[@HeWhoHungers]

Not too ridiculous when you consider the Y was originally the u in the Greek Alphabet. Think that's what they're playing at. But yeah it looks pretty silly.

[@dr.wongburger2947]

I like how Jim saying words wrong sounds like Alan Partridge's South African impression half the time

[@Geoff69420]

*SKELETYN WARRYORS!*

[@kdpiano1104]

Are you alive right now ?

[@Reiderreiter]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

[@swguygardner]

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

[@TheNN]

The directors of the film hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

[@SpoopySquid]

Well played

[@theindyguyjc]

a møøse once byt my syster.

[@Ranylyn]

*begins building the shrubbery, for it's inevitable need*

[@altdoom]

I love seeing Jim happy :D

[@HaloInverse]

This game consistently spells "Cuberware" and "Rescye" wrong.

[@nakenmil]

ANOTHER 'ALLO 'ALLO REFERENCE! Jim be praised.

[@kdpiano1104]

Are you alive right now ?

[@Jakovdred]

That's not an Egyptian hat, that's a jydge wig.

[@reazonozaer]

Sharpice Woods wyg

[@Delightfully_Witchy]

It's a joke, son.

[@ortzinator]

Sharpice Woods Don't think that makes it less ridiculous

[@DrTssha]

* *shakes head at Dennis Cassidy* * No, it's replace the u with a y, not every vowel. I know Jim Sterling did the joke but to be honest it was kinda cringey. I honestly expected better from Jim.

[@reazonozaer]

Jym

[@cernos7230]

I was dissappointed that it wasn't "Judge Dredd" enough, no actual investigation, no actual sentencing, but I like the saving the hostages, killing things and certain targets and the upgrades, but I don't see the point in collecting "evidences", I'm not saying it's bad but I think I just got ahead of myself

[@sompret]

Just pretend this is a Judge Dredd arcade game from the late 80s or early 90s. They tend to skip a lot of the meat from the source material.

[@SkylarkVII]

It's a borderline asset-flip of Neon Chrome...were you expecting effort?

[@legion999]

SkylarkVII Leon is right, this is not what an asset flip is. These people are reusing their own assets from neon chrome.

[@OperatorVanta]

No actual........ I AM THE LAW

[@cernos7230]

I don't think that's asset flip if you used your own assets

[@theindyguyjc]

6:22 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am STYCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOY!

[@pseudonayme7717]

"Prepare to be jydged! You're about to be shit by a gyn!" Priceless :D

[@colonel_moss5663]

Jydge, Jyri and Execytioner

[@Knuttonj]

This looks really good. I liked Neon Chrome, But it had some issues definitely. This looks like it’s fixed most of them. So good on them, I’ll be picking this up

[@Phourc]

It's been a while since i've seen Jym play a game that actually looked fun.

[@malice926]

3:14 "Jydge Drydd didn't have one of them, he didn't have a gyvle" That's because he didn't gyvle a fyck -waits for impending torrent of boos, and hate-

[@Volcanic_Rave]

I like bad puns. Not like there's such things as good puns. No hate here.

[@Ranylyn]

We won't Jydge for the qyality of those pyns.

[@MelMelodyWerner]

I hyte you :p

[@aquoslover200]

This was hilarious! And even better it looks like a decently fun game.

[@CephalicMiasma4]

I'm loving how much you've been referencing 'Allo 'Allo lately. Please keep doing it.

[@BaronVonHaggis]

JUDGE FUDGE!

[@MechaManZX]

He's just too busy bein' delicious.

[@Flipindabird23]

BaronVonHaggis stop! in the name of high fructose corn syrup.

[@fgregerfeaxcwfeffece]

Did yoy meyn Jydge Fydge?

[@dragonlinkinstar]

I found myself trying to pronounce the alert in Welsh when it came through.

[@Genericusername1004]

Jyzz

[@dreammfyre]

Jyzz Thy JydgeRybbyt

[@CarozQH]

Jyzzpynk?

[@malango255]

juzz

[@SecretAgentYaya]

I also love me some jazz.

[@Volcanic_Rave]

Ya like jyzz?

[@schtive81]

This and ROAD REDEMPTION both look pretty cool. Nice to see Jim review some GOOD indy games for once.

[@archierm]

Jym Styrlyng back at yt agayn wyth a nyw vydeo.

[@Fiery891]

They spelled Aygmentations wrong.

[@dnothstylez]

Thank god for Jim Fycking Sterling, Son.

[@gravecactus]

having fun in a game is really the only measure that matters

[@nameless5413]

Crabtree the game... man if that was the case i'd buy it! "i was pissing by the door when i heart two shits, you are holing in your hands a smoking good. Clearly you are the guilty potty"

[@superbad8008]

You're on a roll with the punny titles, Jim.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

YOU BYTRYYED THY LYW

[@LazarheaD]

It's just Neon Chrome 1.5.

[@lilliputmoss]

It looks almost exactly the same.

[@WaveGazer]

They also made another game that also looks like Neon Chrome. These guys gotta learn how to make other kinds of games.

[@FallGOUT]

They made 2 games 4 price of 1

[@gastchannel]

Same assets, same-ish gameplay, different premise. They had a 40% discount for Neon Chrome owners, so that's alryght by me.

[@kmir1791]

Neyn Crhyme 1.Y

[@seanomatopoeia]

I live in Australia. Thank you for pronouncing Judge Dredd correctly.

[@Tube_Chaser]

I'm happy that 10 tons are still going strong. Crimsonland is a real classic

[@michaelbarrett3749]

This game looks good. Great vid Jim.

[@ALWTunes]

Being jydge, jyry and exycutionyr is a lot of responsibility. Glad Jim is taking it seriously.

[@cypher1419]

IMPERSONATING A JYDGE, SENTENCE IS LIFE IN A ISO CUBE

[@ColonelRPG]

Iso Cybe.

[@Flood520]

Ysy Cyby

[@RokushoTheRavager]

Flood520 Ok that just looks plain stupid

[@BeefMonster]

Every time Judge Dredd says "LAW" cut in an edited version of the aliens from Toy Story to say "Oooohhh, The LAW!"

[@deanm4905]

If you think you saying "Jydge!" in an insistent voice is ever going to get old, you underestimate your audience, Jim.

[@roarshach13]

Ok. Look. I'm just as much a fan of "poor literacy is kewl" as much as the next guy but...when you misspell words the letter you're substituting has to still make the word sound like it normally would. Like Kombat. Or Myst. Or Syn. You can't substitute the "u" for a "y" and still pronounce it judge it doesn't work that way!

[@battlion507]

roarshach13 That is so SEWING MACHINE!

[@DeathBringer769]

Sywyng Mychyny.

[@Deity1]

roarshach13 Um, the 'y' can technically substitute almost all vowels, that's been its secondary purpose for ages.

[@CaptainKenway]

I'd imagine they're dancing around copyright, rather than making some kind of artistic statement.

[@roarshach13]

Aretak oh no I'm absolutely positive that's why they did it. I just think it was a really dumb way to do it.

[@PierreVonStaines]

This was actually surprisingly funny. Congratulations.

[@666shadowplayer666]

Wait, this is just Neon Chrome with a reskin. Literally, even all the icons are the same.

[@toomanyaccounts]

it says from the neon chrome universe at the start. lyran to ryad.

[@d00mf1sh]

I was noticing that myself! Glad to see at least one other persons played that. Still, its annoying that wasnt touched on in the vid.

[@kuanlee6294]

Greg Mellander Neon Chrome is much better. Despite looking similar they feel very different.

[@garcemac]

Its always nyce to see Jym play a gyme he lykes.

[@chumlum]

Here's y TV thyt looks like yn ypple

[@ColonelRPG]

SKYLETYN WYRRYORS!

[@Ranylyn]

Life's gyd... when you're a TV that looks like an anime fyn on prym night.

[@joeconti2396]

The deliberate mispronunciation had me laughing the entire time. Mostly because it shouldn't have been that natural.

[@acousticnoisemachine]

In the distance future, the apocalypse wiped out most of our vowels, forcing the survivors to insert Ys within the rubble of former letters.

[@sniperblast]

Another great vydeo from Jym Sterling.

[@kdpiano1104]

Are you alive right now ? and how old are you?

[@ash12181987]

I had to pause at "Tutenhaumun making snow angels" very nice xD

[@elrondmcbong6392]

Jydge jydys new season has change qyite alot

[@zimbabweFishBoy]

Hermit crab chirp was gold! Bravo

[@MidnightSt]

0:56 not sure and no curry what the spelling nacism is about, but purely and entirely based on that you've got my like

This game looks exactly as one recent Humble Bundle game, Neon Chrome. :D Hyrryy, assyt-flyppyng!

[@RobertD_83]

It's a good thing you stopped those bank robbers, so you could take all the moneys

[@reddimus26]

So it turns out I can rely on Jim, when it comes to 'Allo 'Allo references. Beautiful.

[@RichardWatt]

There was a Flanders Residence in that mission: now I'm picturing Rod and Todd finally losing their shit and killing Ned for forcing them to listen to Rev Lovejoy talking bollocks for all those years....

[@nitehawk86]

You know, I was getting tired of the Jydge until he screamed it at 16:34, now I am done with everything for today. Thank you.

[@carlylebermudez8057]

10/10 for the Allo Allo reference. RIP Gorden Kaye.

[@yakuzajoe]

It's basically a short, heavily padded version of Neon Chrome. 18 handcrafted missions that can each be completed in under half a minute.

[@HushVox]

Jokes aside, Neon Chrome was pretty good for a small indie roguelike, so this should be at the same level. Might pick this yp.

[@robadc]

Thank you just saw this on steam and was wondering about it

[@omnibusprimephd7914]

I jumped back in after stopping to go do something and forgot about the whole "Y" thing. You were talking about firing a rocket. But now im picturing a gun that fires rickets at people.

[@b.m.412]

This actually looks entertaining as hell

[@I_am_not_a_dog]

Jim Sterling, the game critic and God, is actually a French WWII gendarme... who is actually a British SOE operator. Thank Gid for hüm.

[@Mikeanglo]

I JYDGE THEE GYLTY

[@MidnightSt]

Name: "Game that does your job instead of you" Principle: You're a mage summonner summonning all the stuff that does your job for you. Funny twist: It's challenging despite what the description sounds like.

[@YumLemmingKebabs]

The most interesting thing about this game's world is the mystery behind why seemingly random instances of the letter U are replaces with the letter Y.

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

You had me at "Crabtree - The video game".

[@oldmansharples9700]

Any video with allo allo references gets my upvote

[@oldmansharples9700]

*ypvote

[@Deadlock239]

800 myllion pyple lyving in the ryins of the old world, and the myga stryctyres of the new one

[@BrendanMacWade]

The IGN Game Scoop podcast had a ball with this game's name yesterday.

[@Etrigan2112]

It's New Zealand accent today here on Jimpressions...

[@jameznonane7413]

That subtle reference to your recent Duke of H'ardcore episode, nyce

[@talideon]

In the grimdark future of Jydge, yvrywyn synds lyk thyr frym Ny Zylynd.

[@xDarkAngelxc]

I can't stand challenges that ask you to beat a level in a crazy short time! They mostly require you to know the level pretty damn good and to know exactly what to do. Meaning you have to replay the level about two to three times just to achieve that goal. Don't know about anyone else but I love doing things first try!

[@robertleeluben]

Nothing says quality like text to speech voice overs!

[@XerxesVault]

I ynjoyed watchyng thys vydeo

[@sergeantmanguy6082]

This is really similar to Neon Chrome, which is alright. Neon Chrome was fun. Also- That helmet wig is glorious

[@toomanyaccounts]

rewatch the video. it ourright says on the game screen its from the neon chrome universe

[@sergeantmanguy6082]

Oh, it does. That's my bad.

[@andrewt5896]

Jim's narration in this video makes him sound like Ray Comfort.

[@SamuelRyanLilly]

So good, and without jyggling even.

[@fofalooza]

Lynyrds and Skynyrds of all stripes approve of the JYDGE.

[@Chungussy]

I clicked this video and before it loaded I said 'please tell me he pronounces it as Jydge (jidge)' I was not disappointed

[@ghosface353]

What does based on Neon Chrome means? I see it's the same developer as Neon Chrome. Did they do it, just so they don't get criticism of lazyness, by taking a game and redressing it to something else. It seem like the main difference is that Neon Chrome was a rouge-like, what did has pre-made levels (or as they call it rogue-hate, hope that doesn't become a thing). Also you need to rescue hostage, and not just kill all the enemies, and you need to do it fast. So it does play a little different, even thought the controller and the look is very much the same. Neon Chrome does look a little more polished.

[@trblemayker5157]

That Allo! Allo! reference. Nice one!

[@kennymartin5976]

Its times like this that I wish that public domain kicked in earlier, imagine how better this game would be if it didn't have to pretend it wasn't Judge Dredd.

[@loweh1001]

would love to be Jim's neighbour, waking up to "JYDGE!!" (16:30) on a random friday morning

[@seriousspikesam7770]

TWENTY YEARS!

[@freakishuproar1168]

*_Officer Crabtree: 2049_* "I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats..." x3 Oh it fills me with me delight that you are an _'Allo 'Allo!_ fan, Jim.

[@CantankerousDave]

Jydgelobber, a fine Faith No More song.

[@SmithOfGear92]

Holy shyt, the dylogue of this gyme is all tyxt-to-spyych!!!

[@tenshi7angel]

This actually looks fun to play. :D