The Most I've Ever Laughed in Among Us | Among Us Proximity Chat

[@danielmcarthur8169]

Dale is like a proud cat, he keeps bringing kaif to the left overs of half a mouse that he hunted

[@kyledunn3747]

Hahahahahaha so true

[@lucdebruine5884]

Oh My God I'm dying

[@red_infinitystone]

i cant describe, how accurate this is.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

"Look father. I have become a better hunter :)"

[@aqua2k210]

Look at my kill father! Are you proud of me?

[@Usakachi]

Despite dicking around, Dale’s got a higher imposter winrate than Stan.

[@lifepreviouslybalanced5743]

*Oh my god-*

[@williamdunhan341]

Those smooth brain calls. *SMH*

[@Dovayofnature]

Well they didnt add when stan is 3rd imposter i guess

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

as someone once said: "Beware the genius who acts like a fool rather than the fool who acts like a genius."

[@A_Man_The_Man]

"When in doubt vote stan out"

[@ShadowXaenen]

“I can hear ben...!” *dead body rolls past* Kaif: off to space with you.

[@lyric3333]

Ben go shwooosh out the airlock

[@crispcroft1735]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!! MY DREAM IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🤬🤬🤬👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽🎥

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@crispcroft1735 and my dream is to get your channel banned spammer

[@aw11as]

You're going to the shadow realm Jimbo

[@lykurato]

3:06 I just now understand that that was Peter Parker's Uncle Ben

[@janreiafrica]

Mikasa: "One day I will get used to the chaos of you guys" Narrator: "He didn't"

[@Vestige.]

Its a 117 and im not liking but remember this if i could i would have had like your comment

[@smolneko9294]

sounds like a scott pilgrim reference, nice

[@wetraccs5747]

even sr members havent gotten used to the chaos

[@akkofan1592]

What is this? Love is war?????

[@DinnyDineyACCU]

What happened to mikasa anyway

[@rebinramzi9773]

Dale : dad can I show you my project Kaif : yes son Dale : so this is my friend Lily and I shot her so I transformed her into a dead body Kaif: I’m the proudest dad ever **crying**

[@michelveilleux1275]

Kaif: *cries while silently calling the police*

[@ultimateblade4127]

Dale's "She trusted me so much" is just so damn good.

[@idkdude5301]

Seeing Bens ghost just makes me want imposters to see them now ALSO *#JusticeForGary*

[@lyric3333]

That would be cool feature it would be like the ghosts are haunting they're murderers but at the same time it would make people lose focus

[@ninjagecko5325]

#JusticeForGary

[@mynameisd2849]

#JusticeForGary

[@Businessgoose123]

#JusticeForGary

[@bastianmiranda8616]

#JusticeForGary

[@atlas2296]

Dale: "Kaif follow me" Kaif: "Ahh shit, here we go again"

[@DaveOfTheNorthStar]

Joe: ITS KAIF Everyone: Im gonna pretend i didnt hear that.

[@B3LL7293]

Did you mean sam?

[@arentosko4283]

More based loosely on sr in general but this is basically a mix of “wait what happened to my yes daddy kaif privilege” and “Dale.PLEASE.”

[@thaiisfood]

“Glen’s really bad at among us” Glen: *Has second highest win rate* 1:58 “When he sees imposter round and there’s one away” Idk I tried

[@lyric3333]

Glen is a god at imposter but bad at crewmate

[@worldatwar956]

Technically 4th since it's a three-way tie

[@hampustoft2221]

well he is also below Dale that brings Cremate kaif to the murder scean

[@ricardoronco9632]

@@worldatwar956 three way tie for highest win rate or second highest win rate, because either way he would have second

[@SweetCoconut16]

Actually his stats says he has a better crewmate rate than impostor rate EDIT: Also he gets more crewmate than impostor lately so the RNG gods are not blessing him....

[@itsquiet379]

This vid in a nutshell: sarcasm doesn’t exist

[@AlternateDan]

SARCASM

[@saberwaspgg]

What's that?

[@drewtatum5846]

@@saberwaspgg good question

[@branch7247]

Nah I’d say it’s that rigged beta should still get payed out

[@Freekymoho]

Kaif should buy Gary dinner. The specifications of the bet was just "if you're not imposter this round, i'll buy you dinner" It doesn't matter that Kaif already knew, he essentially just told Gary he'd buy him dinner. If you go to a bookie and bet on a boxer you know is going to take a dive, the bookie isn't going to be like "Oh sorry mate, here's your money back" #JusticeforGary

[@S0dapop583]

Ah no, he definitely does not owe him dinner.(reeking with sarcasm) Also #justiceforgary

[@Naiche99]

I would buy Gary dinner (on the sarcasm meter a solid 9/10) #JusticeforGary

[@luciussvartwulf6630]

gary, you're not getting that dinner

[@arrow3218]

No, the specifications of the bet was “if I’m wrong about you being the imposter, I will buy you dinner”. Since Kaif was the imposter at the time, he knew Gary was a crew mate, meaning the bet is void

[@S0dapop583]

@@arrow3218 Yes, that is the bet. A bet that *KAIF* made. If gary made that bet, then I would be leaning towards him not getting dinner. But since Kaif made it, he knew that he was picking a losing bet. You made your grave, now lie in it.

[@5thhorsemen578]

Dale: Hey, Hey kaif- Kaif: Yeah? Dale: Wanna see something cool? Kaif: F*** Yeah

[@JodoodoJ02]

This video could also be called “Gary rants about being a horse for 10 minutes”

[@diobrando5685]

"He's like a chicken, but bigger"

[@nurofendladzieciforte]

"Can you not detect sarcasm?" Twitter in a nutshell

[@ShadowXaenen]

God, that’s so accurate

[@runess6003]

true

[@Vestige.]

Especially SJW

[@sadaderlangga17]

I definitely agree on that

[@jome2284]

@@Vestige. *ESPECIALLY* SJW

[@fryingpan9483]

Dale is like a toddler showing their parents how they "made more money" by tearing up a $1 bill.

[@chach3844]

Kaif: Gets dropped out of space Everyone: The imposter is dead! Kaif: Lands on his feet and land down under starts playing

[@guinie2]

For being such a quiet boi normally, dale carried this one. I was dying

[@octc0937]

I feel like the editing has gotten better

[@yaboyavery1968]

He does a evolution video of his editing lol

[@dustroyer0266]

It really has

[@daosof]

He’s gotten better at entertaining in general

[@lyric3333]

Kaifs editing was already good so now its god tier

[@crispcroft1735]

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!! MY DREAM IS TO BE THE MOST HATED KZbinR IN HISTORY 🤬🤬🤬👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽🎥

[@IcePho]

Damn. Dale literally throws games, and still has a higher winrate as imposter than Josh.

[@S0dapop583]

3:31 Dale has developed stanitus, a rare disease where he becomes the third imposter. We believe that he developed this disease from coming into contact with Stan. Edit: wow thanks for over 100 likes!

[@garedbi]

Or from Pikmin 4 (Altrive), but hey, that might be a stretch

[@S0dapop583]

@@garedbi Stanitus was created when stan was introduced to Among us. It was mostly contained in stan, but as he kept playing, he kept infecting other patients with this disease. The only cure is meme vote.

[@BelleUmbra]

there's jester, and then there's being a full circus.

[@zacharyroach2067]

Lil is just the elephant in the room.

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@zacharyroach2067 Oi, you callin 'er fat?

[@GreyCinnabons]

You better get Gary that dinner! #Justiceforgary !

[@that_one_guy9142]

#Justiceforgary

[@bibby659]

I love Dale, he is such a crazy guy, when he does things like that I can't help but laugh my ass off.

[@wereling1325]

Gary deserves that dinner #JusticeforGary

[@ricardoronco9632]

#JusticeforGary

[@shadowfighter6173]

#JusticeforGary

[@robindoorenbosch480]

#JusticeforGary

[@papaponing2995]

#JusticeforGary

[@fireblossom9618]

#DinnerforGary

[@ravenpedregosa5179]

Holy shit, kaif's winrate is insane considering how much he plays among us with the group compared to daz and mikasa

[@cyrwynelius8221]

And considering how much he just fucks around and how much people just automatically don't trust him.

[@nerdienew911]

He got that main character vibe

[@ocelotopus7070]

@@cyrwynelius8221 On the other hand, he can silvertongue just about any situation

[@cyrwynelius8221]

@@ocelotopus7070 Most situations, although over time it's become much more difficult as people have a hard time trusting him because "It's Kaif, he could be doing big brain."

[@Frzned9x]

dont know about mikasa but im pretty sure daz got the same amount of playtime as kaif What you dont see is SR having enough people for 2 lobbies, so even when daz isnt in kaif or glen video, he's still playing with the other group. Daz got even better win rate in that other alien game than kaif i believe.

[@Bruh234]

anyone else remember the old streams where ben was so good that whenever they didnt know who imposter was and enough people had died that they voted ben? now he is last on winrates...

[@Bruh234]

suffering from success

[@Kaiff]

You can't get away with being quiet anymore It's why Glen gets booted so much if he's been silent all round :P

[@timeforgottenprince8271]

@@Kaiff At least they aren't Stan ...

[@TopHatz38]

@@Kaiff i stayed quite after 6 kills alone did not get caught by throwing my teammate under the bus or in this case under the ship

[@flow185]

He came full circle

[@anastasius3477]

I love how what happens with Gary is: Bets that if he isn’t imposter than Kaif owes him dinner, Kaif knows the outcome making the bet void and no dinner for Gary Meanwhile in a deceit video from a while ago: Gary bets that if Stan is the monster than Gary owes Kaif dinner, Gary knows the outcome making the bet void and no dinner for Kaif Conclusion? “How the turn tables... tables”

[@gabrielesallemi787]

Dale:" Glen is really bad at Among Us yeah?" Me: Glen deserve the revenge! End of the video: Glen is the 4th best impostor

[@crispypeepohole69]

I mean, technically (and that's a big technically), you can say Glen's second best because first is tied.

[@zpascual6869]

@@crispypeepohole69 not technically he literally is 2nd place since 3 people are in first

[@Seriovsky]

First place is tied by three people meaning there's three people having a higher winrate percentage than him. If there's three people before me in queue, even if they wear the same clothes, have the same height and name... there's three of them. I don't understand the logic, am I missing something? I really don't understand the logic saying he's second.

[@crispypeepohole69]

@@Seriovsky One way to look at it is that the positions are more like brackets rather than singular positions. That would put Glen in the second bracket even though he is the 4th highest person on the board. Because the point of positions is to rank people's ability, having three people having claim to 1st kinda goes against the purpose of a ranking system to begin with (because how do you rank which one of the three is better).

[@zpascual6869]

Also because that's how my school does contest medals, if two or more people have the exact same score even after all the tiebreakers they just receive the same rank and medal

[@thatoneperson7644]

Dale is like that cat that catches a mouse and goes, "A present for you."

[@grarcane1616]

That Dale phrase "Come" sounds like a peacefull monks come at you to see the means of life (12:03)

[@lavaavalon]

11:00 I feel like Dale is just like that cat in your house that hunted something and brings you over the body to show off, the others are the prey and Kaif is his owner or something

[@rougen4725]

"Cause i'm Scottish, we don't do sarcasm!" Solid lads

[@vincentdu15200]

9:22 That "Dale stop" right there gave me life for some reason.

[@ShiningLight]

Dale is still in the middle of the chart for impostor win rates... That's honestly impressive lol

[@RealIronyIsGood]

4:16 per the exact wording of the bet, Kaif does not owe Gary dinner, because he wasn't "wrong" he knew full well who the imposters were, he was just lying.

[@spyrosjovaras3818]

#JusticeForGary Man's just wants his dinner 😂

[@werewolf11799]

I love at 3:00 everyone goes 'Ben died, Ben died, Ben died' then Sam goes 'I came from labs' he didn't care at all Ben was dead.🤣

[@themoodyguy240]

Dale was like a little kid bringing an art project home 😂, he sounded so proud of what he had done

[@maximusmercado3655]

12:03 I love how Sam just sits and stares as Dale brings Kaif over to the corpses they just killed

[@sinfulwrath666]

That's quality animation at the start. The Stevey laughing is still the best one for me.

[@snowouroboros9250]

Honestly, that last segment made me super happy. It was awesome to see everyone laughing their ass off, especially Kaif.😂

[@cringebread1946]

despite Dale literally giving himself away, he somehow got a decent winrate

[@guardianofthetoasters2323]

4:55 that i wanted dinner line was so good

[@Bearforlife]

How is dale still at the middle of impostor winrate after throwing 3 games in a single stream

[@Wolflight1]

I laughed so hard it's not even a joke, and when Dale keeps bringing Kaif to the dead body, he's so proud of himself, It was hilarious

[@francoemiliano4920]

0:25 Ben got Thanos snapped

[@akrepiidfiresupportvehicle2289]

4:56 GET THIS MAN A DINNER

[@Shape07-0]

#JusticeForGary

[@Lexicon_n]

I just realized after watching this video multiple times At 1:26 kaif edits Rob and puts a d hat on his head 😂😂😂

[@glitchythepotato5747]

Love how these old videos showed the stats of everyone at the end

[@4aru.]

"If I die again it's GleEEEeen" -Lily

[@real7594]

4:32 that was the exact moment when gary reached the max level of suffering, he didnt got dinner.

[@KaelusVonSestiaf]

The bet was, specifically, "If I'm wrong about you being the killer, I'll buy you dinner." But you weren't wrong, you just pretended like you were wrong, so technically you don't have to buy him dinner.

[@jamesmcckitten7472]

Also doesn't Gary owe kaif a dinner from that one deceit video?

[@Brokengamer-cz2gv]

@@jamesmcckitten7472 No because Stan wasnt infected and so that means Kaif wasn't right on the grounds of "Stan always says how spooky the wheelchairbois are when he's Infected"

[@Nothing-1w3]

#NoJustuceforGary

[@nocamak1186]

@@jamesmcckitten7472 if you bet on a horse that you know is going to lose, and it does lose, the horse isn't just gonna say "ah sorry mate here's ya money back"

[@paulcairns204]

#justiceforgary

[@bigshield4042]

1:18 “Okay It’s Clari” I Cant stop laughing lmao

[@baronlovat5200]

Dale is literally that cat that brings you dead things like "I found this for you".

[@TheMoneyhats]

Oh man, these bits with Dale and Kaif really tickled me. I need to see more jokes like this from Dale.

[@Spawnus]

That last section of the video had me smiling so much from hearing Kaif laugh his ass off.

[@caboose.20]

I love the disparagy of the SR Imposter winrates.

[@quakeev334]

Is it really a Kaif video if Stan isn't voted out?

[@thishandleisntavai1able023]

True 🤣

[@RichtorGroude1828]

the baguette must be made

[@Darkoriax17]

Better question, was Stan even in this one?

[@a.i.hunter]

@@Darkoriax17 i think no XD

[@zimberlyjr]

12:36 What I've notice is that Ben made a huge drop from being around top 3 to last top 3. And my favourite member of the group, Glen, made a very great comeback from being below the middle to top 5. Which I'm proud of.

[@Rubykryix]

After seeing glen's perspective on that first round I can tell you that killing someone on dark is the best way to cause chaos

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

Dale and Kaif is one of the best pairs in terms of comedy. Had me rolling

[@MikeNoob101]

When Lily reported the 2 bodies i honestly expected Kaif to throw Josh under the bus along with lily

[@datartbunches9390]

Dale: Glen is really bad at among us. Glen: 12:36

[@alibakkar3890]

GIVE GARY DINNER

[@eddysha1]

i laughed so hard near the end, i hope dale keeps taking kaif to dead bodies and it becomes a regular thing for when dale's the imposter

[@svalfish1716]

Speaking of which, did Gary ever get you that dinner from that one deceit game

[@TavanaBnuuy]

Kaif was incorrect, haha.

[@que_pog5124]

11:59 I love this whole scene 😂😂😂

[@wordnames4864]

#justiceforgary

[@recca01982]

Kaif - I can't help but thank you for this video,.... I never knew why people always wrote depressing items to you in regards,... but this video has been a godsend. Put down my cat of 20+ years last night, and this is the first and hardest I've laughed. To the point that I actually feel like shit for laughing after last night. Thank you for what you do, and continue being hilarious.

[@07kamichamakarin]

0:21 I just noticed the change in the facial(?) expression. Cute.😂

[@destroyerprime2011]

What is the background music at 5:50 ? The audio was overtaking the music (Never mind, I found it, it is escaping by agst)

[@sadaderlangga17]

"Glen is pretty bad at among us yeah?" I swear I said : Nah, it's gotta be Lily. And then I see the winrates😂😂

[@Ticamon-oo1lh]

"If you are not the Impostor, I will buy you dinner," I feel like I've seen this before in an old deceit video. Lol

[@reepeet4834]

2:13 "If I die again it's GlEEN" How is that vocally possible?

[@smolneko9294]

i'm glad i was able to laugh along with kaif, dale just vibed like pikmin4 for a good bit, but with the sr style of humour to it. great lad, am proud of him.

[@galaxybrain1466]

I absolutely love that the clip ended, and Gary's salt over not getting dinner carried over to the next one XD

[@lydiawulanastri6454]

that small pleading "I wanted dinner" AHAHAHA poor Gary #JusticeforGary also Dale showing Kaif his prized corpses are hilarious and adorable at the same time- I can't with this group why am I still watching them😭😂😂😂

[@cereus6647]

There's never a dull moment when you and Dale are together. 😂

[@safouanechahbari1903]

0:01 mom said it’s my turn on the Nintendo switch!

[@jacobbabson6786]

#JusticeForGary Give him the dinner Kaif, just remember you get to pick

[@timtam0337]

Gary can't demand dinner if he never promised Kaif Sunday dinner from before #JusticeforKaif

[@GabenV2]

3:02 I laughed way harder than I thought I would at this

[@vicloreandsina]

0:23 Ben go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA when he got ejected

[@leonadee]

0:21 a happy sam makes a happy world :)

[@maraditarizka2060]

Gary on 4.57 "I wanted dinner" and listen how cute his voice👁👄👁❤

[@WineGuyDionysus]

Dale’s just a man who takes pride in his work and wants to show it off because of that, ain’t nothin wrong with that.

[@epicmafia6281]

I love the dunce hat on Rob in the beginning

[@dexterthewulf3637]

9:09 Lily: “UwU”

[@alienbuer1588]

A bet is a bet. rewatching the old episodes still comedy gold

[@Goobilicous]

The, "Ben died!", "Ben Died!", followed by "Ben died..." actually made me die too. I was crying laughing.

[@Numby322]

3:06 i can't stop laughing when Kaif said *-ben died*

[@SweetCoconut16]

Cali went from being third impostor to spamming the report faster than Kaif killing the last person and saving the game and I love that moment *chef’s kiss*

[@gemiae428]

I'm just now noticing this and I'm dying. Ends the video with Dale saying "Glen is really bad at among us." Glen: proceeds to have 4th highest win rate among them (although some could be attributed to carrys)

[@D3th10rd]

Actually, the verbal contract they agreed to goes as such: Kaif (the Imposter): "If I am wrong about you being an Imposter, I'll buy you dinner." Gary (A person Kaif knows isn't an imposter): "Alright" Kaif knew all along Gary was innocent so he couldn't be wrong. The fault of the bargain lies on Gary for not questioning the legitimacy of the terms upon which Kaif had set their deal on. However, this court sympathizes with the defendant and as deal was taint from the jump, we deem a consolation prize of one kids meal from McDonald's for the defendant be granted by the plaintiff by the next Soviet Womble upload, court dismissed.

[@Control.710]

Give Gary his dinner! #JusticeForGary

[@epicsans6719]

Dale impostor winrate should be 100 on this one vid because of how good he played, no body found whatsoever, epic

[@firestarr5812]

How to be good at Among Us: 1. Don’t be sus 2. Don’t make random accusations 3. Become a cult leader 4. Have everyone listen to you 5. Blood sacrifice 6. Hangout with Cthulhu 7. Profit?

[@zaltypiez8483]

Look at those solid edits and animations. First seconds and we already have Ben's amazing.. uh.. dissappearence with happy lil' Sam under him.

[@depressexpress2359]

Kaif thank you so much for this video the editing and clips are fantastic love to see the effort you put into these have a good day!