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[@alexmelling5261]

When the gargoyle hits him with that dollar store fire breath

[@BabyWhaleFilms]

if u didn’t know kalameets fire is actually magic

[@daniellazo3117]

@@BabyWhaleFilms What does that have to do with the other thing?

[@raymondbenaiah533]

What about seath with his bootleg immortality.

[@zed6740]

@@BabyWhaleFilms That explains how Quelaag took heavy dmg. Though I honestly thought that maybe Kalameet's breath somehow deals physical dmg also.

[@Z3Milesky]

@@raymondbenaiah533 Bo0+L3G!!! Hahahah

[@pierrebaron6295]

Seath : I betrayed my own race and will remain the one and only dragon! Kalameet : Dragon deez nuts

[@orange-agent]

The whole of arch Dragon peak bonjour

[@IsolatedFreedom_]

Kalameet would've won all of them if Capra's arena wasn't the size of a New York apartment

[@jcbarron2783]

Bruh that arena is already 5x the size of a new York apartment. And I'd bet if that was in new York it would go to 300k a month

[@safijivvaboi5081]

9:50 I love the zoom in on kalameet’s face before turning the camera and then pinwheel suddenly being obliterated.

[@dutchakana8917]

screams in pinwheel

[@Kazuhira2249]

pinwheel straight up got desintegrated

[@АркадийДурманов-и7ц]

Dragon: breathes flame Gwyn: tries to grab it

[@vespenegas261]

That's overconfidence for you. He did win that war against the Dragons though. Maybe if he went with a Lightning Spear it would ended up differently. Also, his power is greatly deminished and there's a point to why the fight with him feels like one of the easiest in the game... Pling-pling-plong...

[@CallMeMimi27]

thats why he lost. gwyn could barely move was over encumbered for carrying those massive titanite balls.

[@Glazierspiral]

What hollowing does to a mf

[@Rain-qn5mj]

Gimme light, gimme fire

[@mattiatosi8350]

That mf really tried to link Kalameeth's flame💀

[@ImMargon]

Kalameet, starts bugging in the roof of the Capra Demon arena, so he can't reach it even though we know he could easily beat Capra Pantagana: This is clearly a Draw

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

Tbf he killed the dogs, so I'd count that as a win

[@tylk2368]

@@tylervanpeursem7627 correction, he killed a dog, just one

[@oliverhendrix8176]

And Kalameet never got hit

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

@@tylk2368 the dogs are the real boss, so just one is enough

[@JasonRyu1]

The fact that Kalameet was able to kill Centipede Demon on the first go WHILE taking lava damage is insane. Even the other DLC bosses needed lava damage negated to win.

[@championofthedarksoul4200]

He didn't take much lava damage cause he was on the island most of the time.

[@123NERDZ]

@@championofthedarksoul4200 yeah but even when he was standing in it you'll notice he takes about 1/6th the damage of every other boss . His fire resistance is just insane .

[@baldandersss]

@@123NERDZ

[@voids4818]

@@123NERDZhis overall elemental resistance is insane

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

As hilarious as this is, i feel the more elegant solution would have been to put other bosses into Kalameet's arena. He's just too big.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

Plus apparently his a.i gets messed up a bit when he isn't in his own arena (clearly didn't hold him back much but still)

[@funkymachine]

I presume there's a good reason for not doing that, but I don't know for sure.

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

@@funkymachine it's entirely possible that other bosses function just as poorly in his arena as vice versa

[@dramalexi]

You could also scale down his size. Tiny Kalameet vs Capra Demon.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

@@dramalexi newborn calamity

[@cameronmyers2154]

It seems that Kalameet's AI is bugged to hell when he's not in his own arena

[@CristianoSollazzo]

Well, many arenas aren't even big enough for him😂

[@woolsword8200]

@@CristianoSollazzo even his own arena can be too small for him unless you position yourself correctly lol

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I mean, with the exception of the Capra Demon and Nito's arenas, the only disadvantage it seems to put him at is that he never used Eye of Calamity. And, uh, considering he still trashed everybody he actually attacked...

[@Lord_Chaos000]

"Kalameet Vs bosses" No, this is just Kalameet having some fun

[@eliteclasswarrior94]

The Capra Demon used his most powerful move: The cramped space!

[@SRFriso94]

I know it's for reasons of copyright, but Kalameet's music playing in the Ornstein and Smough fight does really give it that air of "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!"

[@birudagreat1427]

Also it does say about Kalameet "even mighty Anor Londo dared not provoke his ire" so in this fight Smough and Ornstien provoked his ire 😮

[@felipealexandre144]

Seeing kalameet against bosses made me realize that he is bigger than i thought, idk, in his arena he seems way smaller

[@Pantagana]

It's all camera tricks. The player camera changes in certain Boss fights, so they can seem bigger or smaller than they actually are.

[@zackeeu]

Yea

[@nandas7010]

Also note the difference in ambience and the surrroundings. We fought Kalameet in an open field below a waterfall, while most boss areas are smaller and/or cramped

[@RamssCoreM]

2nd Bell Gargoyle: *uses flame breath Kalameet: *uses flame breath +10

[@San-jx1zd]

3:50 that was the most intense attempt at blowing off a birthday cake's candle.

[@-3ccis534]

نكتة معطوبة

[@claudiotapia7881]

Best comment ever, lol

[@mentecato666]

Hahahahhaha

[@AdoringAdmirer]

Gargoyle 2: breathes fire Kalameet: BREATHES FIRE

[@raybarlow9310]

Kalameet: "Good old fire breath nothing beats that."

[@waltuh11121]

How much damage can you do? Max NG+ Kalameet: yes

[@pastamaniac6794]

"He is called Kalameet. A ferocious dragon indeed, even mighty Anor Lando dared not provoke his ire"~ Gough

[@Elder_Scrolls_Videolari]

This is also only sign of there could be a Lord with name of "Anor Londo"

[@panzerkampfwagenmk226]

@@Elder_Scrolls_Videolari hmmmm

[@suchar7175]

6:20 and that's why even mighty Anor Londo feared Kalameet

[@heartnet40]

The fact that Smough not only almost solo'd Kalameet but that his hammer is genuinely big enough to crush the dragon's head underneath it's weight is really a testament to how absolutely massive Smough is, gotdamn

[@dillianwhyte443]

I find it kinda funny that the Dragon Skayer couldn't kill the dragon.

[@randomdungeonmaster]

In Kalameet's defense, it was probably because that pillar was eating all of his attacks XD

[@aosomnissj4585]

Kalameet is a beast, googh's words were no joke

[@Spectralanomaly6]

It's Hawkeye Gough

[@aplive58]

8:35 Cameraman? You good? Gwyn put up a solid fight. But the attempts to grab made me die inside.

[@anonymouslee2083]

When you can make chumps out of Ornstein and Smough, you know you’re the ultimate boss

[@punklingyt]

I'm starting to think maybe Ornstein lied on his resume by how fast he folded to Kalameet

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

In fairness, the Everlasting Dragons probably lacked Kalameet's temper.

[@9R074KU]

Only the great Capra Demon can defeat him as he lives in a shoe box with his two pet dogs.

[@gratedshtick]

Also Nito and his spirit Halloween employees

[@crestfallenwarrior5719]

So Happy that there is still Dark Souls content. All the other big youtubers are very busy with Elden Ring...which is great, really! But Dark Souls...aww man.

[@Spectralanomaly6]

Elden ring is nothing compared to dark souls

[@kyteavytrius4194]

Kalameet: Wanna know my favorite kind of meat? Iron Golem: what- Kalameet: SPAM!

[@drashkana4864]

10 seconds in and I'm already laughing: Asylum Demon survives the first breath attack and immediately bonks Kalameet in the head (for a whopping 67 damage)

[@andresaofelipe]

That just goes to show that anor londo was right in not daring to provoke kalameet's anger. I suppose that's as close to an ancient dragon as we'll get

[@Ultrakrill2411]

Apart from midir, who I think was born even before the war against the dragons, kalameet is as close as we get to fighting an everlasting dragon, he must be a very very close descendent

[@speetza6265]

I’m imagining Capra Demon hunkering down in his room like a soldier in World War One as literal hellfire rains down around him.

[@Zatiels]

GJ Gwyn, staying under him to avoid attacks dealing 3768 damage was the closest one to killing Kalameet.

[@janrautmann7179]

Even gwyn knows staying close to the boss is the strat

[@Carpatouille]

Yeah, Gwyn also really looks like an actual player when I watch his fights

[@ShayWestrip]

Ah… boss slaying… dragonhood’s highest calling

[@auraveenley.8743]

Unstoppable, only small spaces can match his power

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

Man I reckon Gwyn would have won if he didn't lose half his hp in the first 10 seconds of the fight, that would've been a sick comeback!!

[@Red-Tower]

Yeah when it started with him getting stagger locked I was going to be really disappointed, but then he started dodging attacks and I was really rooting for him. He's got some good moves, but yeah those early hits really messed him up.

[@Brandt_V]

You can probably lore that, old man just isn't cut out to fight dragons anymore, but if he had turned up in Oolacile back in the day he could've easily dealt with Kalameet

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

@@Brandt_V considering Gwyn probably single handedly killed ancient dragons the size of a mountain, I don't think Kalameet would have stood a chance against him in his prime lol but yeah the ingame version is nothing but a dhadow of his former self, who doesn't even use lightning anymore for some reason...

[@urbanfalcon756]

That shot where right before pinwheel dies you just see him reappear and the fire comes off screen and completely annihilates should he a gif.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Tfw Capra's so bad, even Kalameet refuses to fight it

[@wichoguinand4602]

And that is why Gough tell us even the mighty Anor Londo didn't attempt to hunt this dragon btw: it would be more epic to see super Orsntein against kalameet

[@gokturk7239]

He killed Centipede Demon while taking lava damage. He is a madman.

[@ZeroTheHunter]

I like how dragon vs dragon fights are only: R1 flame attack spam

[@jamadio]

Capra Demon can’t keep getting away with this!

[@rubeng370]

6:48 Red eyes black dragon vs Blue Eyes white dragon

[@v1tr1us2]

Interesting to note based on the Quelag fight, Kalameet’s breath attack is not 100% fire based. Otherwise she would have taken no damage.

[@lulbat8714]

it's magic damage

[@v1tr1us2]

@@lulbat8714 Interesting. Did not know that

[@waltuh11121]

Dark damage in DS1 is just Phys+Magic, but I think Kalameet deals Phys,Magic and fire

[@Red-Tower]

@@waltuh11121 thanks for this reminder, I couldn't remember exactly and there were a few times it seemed like he was doing more damage than I'd expect. Mostly I forgot that dark in ds1 was just mag+phys. That triple typing actually helped him a lot I think with some of the bosses.

[@Pantagana]

I should test if Kalameet’s breath is purely magic damage, or a mix.

[@gortmo]

I like that a mushroom can oneshot asylum demon but kalameet can't

[@mcarlosnewby]

Ornstein vs. Kalameet Ornstein: "My time has come@" Smough: " You're goddamn right it has....."

[@lightweave]

The Capra Demon was cowardly hiding in his bunker. 😁

[@justiciar1964]

*Kalameet vs Seath:* So anyway we started blasting.

[@watchfulwanderer6443]

Kalameet did much better than Manus or Artorias did. It's the range advantage and the enormous defense, while Manus didn't use his magic much. Also, Kalameet killed Ornstein real quick. Winners: none Draws: Capra Demon, Gravelord Nito: arena too small. Interestingly, both are also bosses that have minions in the arena with them.

[@MonsieurBig]

Banana

[@dmitro-]

If they was in kalamit arena, easy win

[@strav8337]

@@dmitro- well they aren’t.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I don't think Nito's arena was too small per se? It seems more like Kalameet was colliding with the geometry in a wonky way that forced him upward. If Kalameet had managed to actually flame downward, the Capra Demon would have been toast.

[@winterstronghold2197]

Wrong, Manus is stronger than Kalameet, Creator of this vid just only showed Kalameet wins.

[@1993Redemption]

0:25 Taurus Demon: Hey man I'm lost, do you know-- Kalameet: BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

[@ryvita645]

So Kalameet describe how your strategy for the upcoming battles Kalameet: so I just started blasting

[@EdgerGPlay]

No one: Kalameet: DARK FIRE BREATHING GO BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[@NIKE-biker]

Funny how the “Mighty Anor Londo didn’t pose a challenge” to Kalameet yet just 2 knights almost kill him Anor Londo also definitely doesn’t have a literal dragon slaying army or anything

[@mrorlov2706]

Gough said Anor Londo were scared of Kalameet

[@notarealspy4090]

It's possible that Kalameet could have died to centipede demon if Centi didn't walk up to him and let the lava do its work, but the "Kalameet camping" strat worked for the black dragon Also Dragon on Dragon violence in dark souls Is great, lock em all in an arena at max NG+ and let em settle it there

[@AndrewB_73]

There's something that just tickles me about how the Seath fight played out.

[@ImMargon]

Lv1 Fire breath vs Lv712 Fire breath 0:59

[@1God1Fury]

3:50 iron smelting into iron bars

[@thepigeonknight9849]

Why is it that I for some reason remember Kalameet being the size of a taurus demon when I faught him, but only now do I realize hes heccing huge. To be fare I haven actually played this game in a year because I got all the achievments.

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

I have no idea how did they give Ornstein a title of the Dragonslayer when he can't do a damn thing in a real fight against the dragon...

[@InkubozuNikki]

He whooped Gaping dragon like he was speedrunning

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

To be fair, Kalameet is implied to be the angriest cuss of a dragon to ever live.

[@gallifrey1212]

14:03 I thought Kalameet was going to absolutely destroy Kaathe

[@Carpatouille]

This would have been funny as shit if he did lol

[@Messilegend1000]

Always a good day when Pantaloon uploads.

[@--COSMIC-]

No first time ds player could’ve been ready for that Capra demon fight, not even kalameet😂

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

played ds1 for the first time like 2 weeks ago, I was shocked to know apparently that boss gives many people a hard time. He was easy. those titanite demons tho….

[@--COSMIC-]

@@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub have you played any of the other souls games?

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

@@--COSMIC- I just got done completing ds2 and its dlcs earlier today. Definitely planning on getting ds3.

[@--COSMIC-]

@@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub that makes sense why Capra was easy lol I just meant someone who’s just started the series would have a hard time But good job on the second one that’s usually the one people bitch ab the most lmfao

[@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub]

@@--COSMIC- well I played ds1 before I got to ds2. I did play elden ring before I got to ds1 tho so maybe that helped. Ds2 isn’t nearly as bad as everyone made it out to be (SCREW those knights at iron keep tho)

[@Psynnegyn]

Kalameet is one of those Streetfighter players who take Ryu and spam "hayuuuuken".

[@bloodcorer]

Found the fight with Gwyn the most interesting among all the others.

[@tiagokang639]

Loved the vid but Kalaneet is so much more than a fire breath spammer. No Artorias? Maybe next time...

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

Khalameet seems to have issues with arenas that are not his own

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

I mean, he got in plenty of melee attacks against Gwyn. He was also doing them a fair bit against Ornstein and Smough.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

​@@MamaTrixxieAsmrI think the way the bosses move plays a role.

[@checkmate5336]

This takes fighting fire with fire on a whole other level.

[@deductivefan01]

**Dragonslayer** Ornstein. You had one job.

[@SnipFred]

Of all of these that I've watched, Kalameet is the first one to beat O&S, made me so happy LMAO Edit: AND THE FIRST ONE TO BEAT THE CENTIPEDE DEMON WITHOUT THE RING

[@BigHailFan]

Considering some of his attacks, I'm honestly impressed his AI doesn't break.

[@morganlucchi]

Sif: look at me spin weeee! Kalameet: L̸̢̧̧̼̗̮͉̜͕̳̘̤̉̈̊͑̔̈́̑͗̿͒͑̋͝͝Ơ̶̛̤͆͌̈́̉̀̊͌̀O̸̡̢̢̲̲̮̗̦̥̦̭̩͋́̔K̶͔͕̜̟̰̟̗̞̠͛͗̓̑͛̔͑͊̌̌͐̚ ̴̡̛͓̞̟̫͎̻͙̘̙̮̻̞͉͆̽̈͑̒̍̆͆̋̽́̚͝͠Ą̶̨̨̜̟̙̯̱̬̙̜̿͊̈̀͠T̴̡̛͇̣̞͓͈͍͉͕́̉̓͊̈́̄́̈́̓̊̃̚ ̵͚͍̊͛̑̒̈́̋͋͑̽M̴̢̼͕͈̺̯̤̻̩̤͒̾̈̓͂̂̂̾͐̚͜͝E̶̡̨̛͕̭͈͈̗̎̓̍͗̔̌̎̉̏͜ ̷̛̝͔̼̦̰̙̊̊͘S̶̨̛̳͎̼̫͙̥̀̈́̈́̑́͂̋͒̚P̶̡̢͎̙̥̩̾͒͒̂̀́̑͆͘̚͝Ì̸̖̺̬̠̖̺̲͙̲̫̓́̓̔̅͜ͅN̸͍̦̰̣̭͉͇̯͈̳̤̳̭͕̎̽ ̶̮͈̗̮̳͙̹̣̗͓̎̏͑̽͌͆̐̆̆͂̈́͂̚͜͜Ẁ̷̨̭̺̟͔̬̬̱̱̆͒͒̈́̈́̈̆͒̂̈́͌E̶̝͈̜̞͖͌̃̈́̏͐̐̊̂̔͛ͅE̶̩̠̪͖͑̏̔̋́E̵̡̦̭̱͕͇͓̟̮̹͎͚̟̪͋̅͂̇ͅĒ̷̜͉͎̲̙̝̄̓͐̌̑͒́̈͒͛̚

[@jonathanconey4552]

what ive learned from this is that Kalameet is a lot bigger than I thought. I've always considered him a small dragon, but he's even bigger than gaping

[@K.aO.secondary]

3:47 Black fire go brrrrr

[@firewall5189]

ya boi just casually one-shot the tauros demon then went and teabagged at the gate for good measure

[@ReviewTube2012]

Seathe seeing Kalameet again: uhm.... hey bud

[@Koryos444]

Kalameth vs Seath is fucking awesome

[@mrdngamer7592]

7:51 so this is the reason why seath betrayed the ancient dragons

[@mark0183]

Ain't even got legs

[@Mortablunt]

Howwww’s it feeeeel, Seath, to be aaaa….. Bitch?

[@gojizard704]

Gargoyle: *Breaths fire* Kalameet: Cute... *BLASTS HELLFIRE*

[@AnthonyDoesYouTube]

Please do "Channeler Buffed Gaping Dragon vs. Bosses"

[@umukzusgelos4834]

he did a little tap dance after killing Taurus Demon

[@KohlartheUnkilled]

Here's to these videos, which I am loving! Ales for everyone! No Artorias in this one, and no Pricilla in any of them though?

[@Pantagana]

I have a video explaining why there is no Priscilla.

[@danielbaier3717]

All I can see vs the Iron Golem was Kyro Ren screaming “MORE! MORE! MORE!!!!!”

[@--COSMIC-]

You gotta see how long it takes to get a boss to knock the iron golem off the map lmao

[@rayzuke1232]

Alternative Title: Kala-un-meeting the entire boss cast.

[@ismaelbarrientos4196]

4:30 "not even the mighty anor londo could stand up to him"

[@FiloPesadilla]

7:46 And the winner of the argument is kalameet

[@skaraturbo]

Kalameeth got revenge for the Everlasting Dragons when he killed Gwyn and the traitor Seath!

[@LeCryx]

Kalameet: breathes fire onto the asylum demon asylum demon: HEHE BONK!

[@floppagaming6456]

When the fake dragoncel says something so kalameetphobic that you gotta hit him with that true dragon stare

[@damianlecumberry7427]

I guess I've never realized how strong Kaalamet really is, since I fought him when I was already OP (level 113 or so, more than 30 strenght, Sweihander+15, maximum piromancy... He never stood a chance), or how BIG he is

[@Tallzom]

Kalameet just like doing those two fire attacks doesn’t he?

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

He seems to be confused with arenas that aren't his

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Hey, it worked. A lot of people blame not being in his own arena, but I think the bosses' movement patterns are the real kicker. The average boss doesn't move like a player would, and thus probably doesn't provoke him to mix it up too much. You'll notice he does a lot more melee against Gwyn, who _is_ running in close like a player would.

[@Undead_13]

15 minutes of fire breathe and 1 of hit by tail

[@AzureAetherXx]

I think to avoid further bugs with collision. Make all the bosses fight Kalameet in his own territory so that he can actually move around and fight. I think that would be really fun.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

"Even mighty Anor Londo dared not provoke his ire." If Kalameet had actually managed to break out of the loop and flame down, the Capra Demon would have been a goner for sure. Goat boy is allergic to fire, and Kalameet's breath burns hot. Kalameet wrecking Seath was highly appropriate. Imagine if he'd actually used Eye of Calamity on any of them.

[@martinbach7333]

Kalameet to Nito: the only thing keeping you from being burned to ashes is this damn cave 😠

[@MrDibara]

2:55 Kumoko vs Alaba, Dark Souls edition, except Alaba ultimately comes out victorious this time.

[@bafflebag1]

Iron Golem: Exists Kalameet: And so I started blasting...

[@froqwo4851]

I find funny that despite being named the dragonslayer spear, and an item description saying how good it is at damaging dragons. It does terrible damage against kalameet.

[@Th3_Dark_Side]

This is absolutly insane how strong Kalameet is. He is definitely the hardest boss in DS1.

[@Magmamaster8]

LMAO pinwheel. Kala all "Dodge this, you casual"

[@nevermore2655]

So that is why none of the Anor Londo's gods was dare enough to fight with him

[@Pyrozilla]

This is why Anor Londo feared Kalameet