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[@Danny_mahi]

We want your characters to host this reaction video, that would be hilarious.

[@elizabethmarvelfan9033]

Yes Riley and katrina 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@kallmekris]

If this becomes top liked comment in 24 hrs I will do it

[@pebble2788]

@@kallmekris BETTT

[@-BOO-404]

Put this to the top!

[@GhostOfTheRelm]

Yes NONA

[@laurabee9788]

Jay is such an underrated contribution to your videos and I appreciate him so much!!! He’s hilarious, you and Jay are the perfect duo for your videos and it just wouldn’t be the same without his little reactions here and there.

[@xxxjixxystixxx4164]

I wish he put an actual video of the dog air swimmin tho coz what was that🤣 (new here so I’m sorry I’m not tryin to offend anyone, he does a fantamazing job tho and I way appreciate him helping us get Kris’s content!!!!)

[@mtplay_1458]

So true i like him but i feel like we always compliment Kris and forget Jay Every body should spam a comment where we say how mych we like Jay

[@laurabee9788]

@@mtplay_1458 that’s exactly why I had to comment about Jay! He just pops in and out real quick on her videos so it’s easy to forget by the end, but Jay needs some love too- he’s so great! He’s the perfect editor for Kris and does such a great job!

[@mtplay_1458]

@@laurabee9788 exactly 😎

[@monqui6256]

I made your comment have 69 likes... Your welcome ☺️💅

[@jennyboo2618]

So are we just not going to talk about how her voice is amazing? In every aspect. She can do multiple accents and sings like a gem. Love her.

[@sailingwinifred]

Her English accent sucks!

[@VictoriaFruzzetti]

Ikr and even when she sings too

[@JeniJade]

she made me feel special whilst having a fever, and being up all night not being able to sleep, Tysm for being so supportive kris x

[@sadra9252]

1: I can't believe you look good in any style and clothing Kris. 2: Jay is now officially a part of this channel and we love him 3: I personally miss Kevin and want a video with him ☺️ Love you 😚❤️

[@lockonstratos7787]

Not been really following her but who are the two people you named

[@moonshine2943]

@@lockonstratos7787 Kevin is her dog and I thing jay is her editor!

[@lockonstratos7787]

@@moonshine2943 ahh ok was think 1 as the brother 1 as boyfriend or 1 as brother other as a good friend

[@4flickafangurlwholoveshors45]

Person: “someone crying over a book” Kris: *makes disgusted face* Me, a fangirl, who has cried over fictional characters countless times:

[@justanotherfangirl6227]

relatable

[@Nishaks15]

Man I have cried over a books characters dying , Literally everytime I read a sed book

[@sarahhale9339]

that is so relatable about most children movies and books

[@ellabro7039]

Yea same,when I watch Kallmekriss

[@yaemiko6720]

I cried in demon slayer

[@yolobird7bp257]

I love how kris sponsors raycon and then in the next scene is wearing airpods

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

OMG YOUR RIGHT-

[@amjacob0875]

Yes lol

[@nathanielhellewell]

its because raycons - from experience - not that good. They are fine, no hate to anyone who owns them, but AirPods sound significantly clearer and just overall better. Edit: AUTOCORRECT

[@TBI217]

TW: self harm Hi Kris, so I just wanted to thank you for being an awesome content creator, helping me feel better about myself with your compliments! Your compliments compliment my low self esteem. (Did that sentence confuse you? It confused me and I said it.) I've been having a rough time lately, struggling with self harm, depression, anxiety, overthinking, and burnout. The quadfecta has arrived in a horrid combination but your videos let me escape for a while and I am so grateful for that! I love your videos, style, personality, jokes, and kind heart Kris, never let anyone tell you different or try to change these things. The world needs more people like you.

[@neuvimain]

you're so strong for putting through it after what you went through, im proud of you

[@lilyanclark2759]

Wow I’m with you on that one too🥲♥︎

[@owefrk]

tysm for the TW

[@actualname2209]

Stay strong friend, I have been going through this for a long time. Those of us that stay alive and refuse to be silent about it are so brave. You are powerful.

[@Itz_melen132]

Ima pray for youuuuu ^^

[@micah_gives_kudos]

kris: raycon earbuds have been my favorite earbuds to use also kris: wears airpods the whole video

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

No, she's used Raycons in the past. She's got a red one.

[@wombat.38]

nah she knows because she took her airpods out for the sponsored segment

[@danielessex2162]

Anyone should be smart enough to know that the vast majority of the time someone is sponsoring a product they don't use it or even like it. It's for the money

[@YOUR_GAY364]

@@danielessex2162no kris does use raycons

[@Maddi223]

Truueee

[@mambamike5627]

Kris is the reason I reestablished standards she’s just so sincere and funny and I refuse to spend my life with someone who isn’t like that…you’re the GOAT Kris!

[@omeshamuhammad5548]

Her singing is so amazing omg!!!

[@VladKurbatova]

The eastlisa canvas tote bag actually reminds me of Hermes Garden Party, too. Thanks for making this video on suggesting more budget friendly alternatives. Love it!

[@theirishmushroom9296]

5:31 Can we all just agree that her singing is beautiful

[@theirishmushroom9296]

Omg thanks sooo much for liking my comment

[@tariqraffa6625]

The fact that she dont care about her sponsors is so cool. Cause she gets a sponsor for ear buds and continues to use airpods!!!!!!!!! Absolute legend

[@kostasb.9617]

That's exactly what I was going to say, she doesn't give a f*** its hilarious!!

[@mank3y_]

@@kostasb.9617 lol to top it she's promo'in mothers day too when we are on the way too fathers day! ha

[@xlinuxgaming4351]

I can’t tell if this is an insult or

[@officialterrorspooky3433]

@@mank3y_ Mother’s Day is this Sunday

[@Stephaneeza]

I came to say the same thing 😂😂

[@elijahhusner5138]

I loved it so much when you mentioned New York. I was born there and we moved to Arkansas, we're still here. I would also like to point out suicide awareness since you/she mentioned jumping even though it's not suicide awareness month, it's not worth it! The world is so much better with you on it! ❤❤ just remember you're always loved by someone even if you think you aren't :)

[@EmprizTheLoreQueen]

sponsor: Raycon earbuds Kris: "Guess I'll use AirPods!"

[@jell1fisuu]

💀

[@duckstohorses]

Kris: "you are looking so fly!!" Me: **sitting in a very bad position stuffing my face with microwaved hashbrowns with a baggy outfit in which the colors look HIDEOUS together** but your outfit kris is amazing love it!! Keep up the great work! Also I would love it if you did a whole video reacting to stuff but you only talk in one accent I would love to see you do a whole video with an NZ accent

[@cityinsect]

@Kerrie Wilson omg r u ok?

[@cityinsect]

@Kerrie Wilson do u not have a therapist or someone to talk to this sounds like a cry for help

[@gabriel9264]

#JUST GOT OUT OF A COMA WHICH I WAS IN FOR 2 YEARS

[@cityinsect]

@Kerrie Wilson i think they were joking Kerrie

[@duckstohorses]

I have now officially broken my record on the number of likes I've gotten on a comment tysm 😊

[@ncrdnce]

Hi Kris!!! At 3:33 you asked what language was that. That’s Malay language. People from Singapore (where I’m from), Malaysia & Brunei speak Malay. Malay is my ethnicity and my second language. Singapore, by the way, is a culture melting pot with Chinese being the majority followed by Malays, Indians and Others. “Pembersih Kaca Wangi” directly translated means “Scented Glass Cleaner” while “Bersih Kilap Tanpa Bekas” means “Clean & Shiny without Residue”.

[@SonOfMuta]

It's Indonesian

[@JessicaBiggers]

Thank you! ❤

[@scarletshivers]

she asked for the language, not the wikipedia page on singapore

[@stillwatchingalif0107]

Yesss, Malay

[@nadhifathallah5976]

i don't think its Malay, i think its Indonesian or you can call it Bahasa

[@LaveTheLavender]

Genuinely I cannot retain my attention enough to read the TikTok’s while watching them and watching you all at the same time so genuinely the narrative kris provides is amazing

[@Kalbion_The_Ghost]

Kris being an absolute gem every video

[@Cannedraviolicanmakegoodfarts]

The sentence “Pembersih kaca wangi” on the Windex bottle is Malay or Indonesian (languages that shares quite a lot of similarities). it means, Pembersih= cleaner, kaca= glass, wangi= fragrant

[@kyndralharvey853]

the Bersih Kilap Tanpa Bekas means Shiny Clean Without Traces (the language is apparently Indonesian)

[@hibisiri]

That was actually my guess

[@giamaxon9206]

@@kyndralharvey853 gracias we love that

[@syunahafi]

Its malay cause im malay 😌🖐️

[@spongebrain343]

@@syunahafi Yeahh, when did malaysia had windex doh🗿

[@rawegg5591]

Alright everybody let’s take a minute to appreciate kris’s editor, he’s so sneaky with his humour.

[@marita2g]

He is xD

[@valkyrie2227]

Jay

[@ph4edr4]

kirs: "raycon earbuds are my favorite earbuds" also kris: *wears airpods the entire video*

[@EmOrganically]

9:29 Jay's poor puppy "Halp me, pls.. what do I look like a sacrificial lammmmmb?" lol

[@GalexyStar]

Kris never fails to make us happy 😁

[@bradnarraway9141]

Kris is lovely as always, but shout out to Jay for trying to use his own dog to get the "air swimming" footage 😂

[@ElenaGirly]

I love that you use accents in every video. Especially your Russian accent. Katrina is your best character. I hope you continue the story

[@RavenFilms]

Turning her camera to show outside just blew my mind 🤯. I totally pictured that she lives in a cute little house in a nearly rural suburb.

[@baum6721]

The irony of doing a Raycon ad while clearly using Airpods. Love it!!

[@anaspiringartist]

lol

[@macc2379]

This is the comment I was looking for!

[@accipitermagna7104]

14:02 omg that view is amazing, i've never been so high up, let alone in a city that size

[@SniperSanad]

I love how kris always complements us and she always makes us feel amazing

[@its_emma_xo]

Kris, I wanna thank you for always making me smile! Love your content. Thank you so much ❤️

[@Nate-re7ss]

Personally I love when Kris changes accents randomly. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one who does this😂

[@graciesutherland376]

I love raycons because my pair have went thought the wash and dryer 3 times and both still work amazing!!!!!!!!!!! I love you kris you lighten up my day.

[@Pisces-1978]

White claw description is SO accurate. Its hilarious...exactly how i imagine tv static would taste 😂

[@mrtylerbrickley]

You are an inspiration to me as a creator. Whenever I feel burnt out I see how much you're doing and it motivates me to keep going!

[@mrduck-1350]

I like how you expressing your feelings and I just said what happens if you put powdered milk in milk

[@maaidaabdi7448]

Came one hour ago

[@madberry]

Jay I need you to make the following happen so everyone can enjoy this. For some reason every time Kris says abstinence in my head a jingle plays “abstinence, hell yeah!!!!”

[@Soul-the-agere]

The man on the roof is everything

[@MackenzieBayless]

I love how you always say a complement in the beginning it is a confidence boost that I can always here when I watch you. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Mhk_04]

5:50 i once described redbull’s taste as “electric piss”

[@art_2893]

No cuz that is the most beautiful and accurate way to describe it “ReD bULL GivEs u WiNgSssss”

[@ReginaH1971]

I love your videos. It always makes me feel better. My husband has leukemia and we have been so stressed. I watch your videos whenever i feel like it is getting to be too much and it helps me make it through. You are such an inspiration. I too have dealt with depression and I had a brother who committed suicide in 2018. Depression is real and it is a horrible disability.

[@Emmalovesherboo]

Kris saying we have nice outfits meanwhile me with pajama pants and a T-shirt 😂 luv u kris ❤❤

[@sadiez1899]

All the time when I’m watching her videos and she gives us her complement I’m laying in my bed in my pajamas double chin fully show hair. Literally love her.

[@jademisako6857]

When im watching her videos, all of the darkest things come out of me, and sometimes they scare even me. My last comment was uncalled for, but i had nth better to do.

[@kyagos1839]

I appreciate that you as a fellow german representative practice the ability of comedy. While most people claim germans lack the ability of humor you prove them wrong. Thank you.

[@kevineina6454]

Agreed

[@johan.ohgren]

She's German? Never would've guessed...

[@kevineina6454]

@@johan.ohgren it seems so, although I would have never said that 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@pebble2788]

I love Kris’ videos and her intros and she always encourages us through everything! I remember one of her long length videos where she was talking about her life experiences and she went through a lot! I just want to thank you so much for making me feel good about myself! You make me laugh Kris😂💕💕💕

[@anounymoose6660]

In every intro she is looking at her self in the monitor, and complimenting herself

[@cowgirlhere4302]

Kris is so pretty and she's a true crime podcast fan like me!!! ❤❤❤

[@galaxiahernandez7671]

I'm glad I ain't the only mom & daughter duo that listen to horror podcasts, documentaries, etc all the time. Horror stuff helps me fall asleep. Also, I'm German too

[@BlueJay2]

6:19 It sounds like the jelly is laughing I can't 🤣

[@Ayla123Hemora]

Kris: Complimenting how gorgeous and well-kept I appear Me: Having just rolled out of bed, makeup still partially on, bags under my eyes and my hair three seconds away from making people run in terror, burned coffee in hand and no pants to speak of. "Thanks I showered....like yesterday."

[@RedCharlie1000]

You are NOT the only one who adds up points on things you COULD hit while driving. We don’t do it. We do THINK it. A lot.

[@hunter559]

I start the video and she literally took my breath away. She is stunningly beautiful

[@amandaconner8623]

11:30 Its perfectly fine to think it as long as you don’t do it

[@ryanthompson5576]

Kris, you never fail to make my day. The compliments are always so genuine. I’ll actually say that *you* look gorgeous! I’d kill to see your characters react to TikTok’s!

[@justprivateinformation2669]

Kris you can wear whatever you want what ever makes you comfortable don’t worry about your appearance, you’re beautiful as you are.

[@JayJay-th1hn]

This woman is one of a kind, such a great personality and very pretty too. Can't help but smile from every video no matter how much depression i might have that day. If everyone was as positive and caring as her the world would be a better place.

[@santiago_drunk_scale6753]

Kris you’re so kind seeing you in my screen helps me I was mid cry when I saw you and smiled for the first time today, thank you so much

[@sch00lgirll]

If you ever wanna talk to a stranger I'm here to listen! I hope you doing better after watching kriss

[@santiago_drunk_scale6753]

@@sch00lgirll tysm, it means a lot :)

[@sch00lgirll]

@@santiago_drunk_scale6753 it's nothing, just know that i mean it

[@lexi1754]

9:18 can we savor the fact she air-swims cuter then the actual dogs.....

[@prestonrush8014]

1:26. What a nice way of forshaodwing that Jay once had 6 fingers on that hand.

[@michaelwillard1100]

I love watching your old videos, you inspire me to want to make KZbin videos, you make it look so easy!

[@sage3246]

can we all just agree that all of her videos just make our day a million times better

[@gabrielbastos18]

6:14 Obviously, that's Catwoman

[@Mothe_]

💀💀💀

[@leonoraradovcic4328]

This is the first time I got to see how it’s outside your hotel window. When you’re at the ground level you don’t see how the top of that slanted building looks like. This is the first time I got to see how it looked like from your window. Thanks for being in my city. Love your work. All your content is hilarious. Looking forward to more.

[@rachelsilver2195]

Spider-Man-ing myself up to get good food off the top shelf is my favorite

[@Alex-jk4bw]

Kris,(and everyone else) did you know that if you have a jawline, and checkbones, your face is complete and perfect. So Kris, you officially won the Award For the Perfect KZbinr Face. Congrats!!

[@parkerharlan]

not really

[@michaelallen2144]

SIMP

[@SvenneMEan1337]

the twenty points really got me remembering doing that with my dad and we made a whole point system for foot traffic and ppl on bicycles. old people with a walker are 30 points but you get a multiplier increase for each person the walker hits, thank you for making me remember that, he's been gone for 12 years and it's getting hard to keep all the memories.

[@stevenglass5017]

she's so entertaining, she has true talent.

[@kufod]

That shirt is everything. Pink is such a good color.

[@averymcgillicutty2351]

jay slowly raising his hand SENT ME-😭

[@mosa9565]

I always love that she compliments us and dresses up for us even tho im wearing sweat pants with stains on them. Love you Kris

[@happinessiskey2858]

Can we just give a shout out to Jay (the editor) for his cameos, amazing editing, and general support for Kris' videos?! He does a fantastic job! Thank you, Jay! :)

[@vaamikasharma]

Jay's cameos supremacy honestly 🛐🛐🛐

[@iLoveBread_101]

4:58 nah it’s laughing my queer off for me 😂

[@anneritschard1332]

Why is she in doctor mikes filing studio thoooo LOVE U KRIS

[@ratnadeepdas5351]

Since not leaving a comment on your video seems illegal, I'm just gonna acknowledge the hard work you put behind these hilarious videos(which get funnier every day) and just gonna thank you for brightening up dull days and making good days even better😊

[@deadacc1299]

6:51 my mom is always playing true crime full blast in the living room... no mom, i dont wanna hear about a missing child in a forest murder story 💔💔

[@ThirdRateNerds]

Fun fact: I do have the intrusive driving thoughts, AND you even listed the exact point value I assigned to jaywalkers. It's also 10 points if you take out another car's door cuz they opened it where i was driving.

[@user-ft2ij9vw4z]

when you said "i just want to keep up with you boo because u are always so fly" and im over here in a sweat shirt and shorts eating pudding. but thank you

[@vanesabarronsalazar1661]

I love it when Kris talks in accents out of nowhere. Plus the mention of murder podcasts in the raycon sponsor.... That would be me as well 🙈😂

[@siajhaveri3551]

kris: “i LOVE these earbuds, they’re so great, so many colors, stay in your ears, i use it all the time” also kris: *A I R P O D S*

[@Colz_]

I came in the comment to comment this and I always scroll down to see if anybody did it before me.

[@OliviaMadison_26]

i love when kris aggressively flirts with us at the beginning of her vids.

[@miss_star3]

“That’s god I don’t think I could mentally handle that” was crazyyy lol 😂😂😂😂

[@theirishmushroom9296]

9:35 theee old man’s caure

[@lemonade337]

I honestly just had a very bad day, with my moms and dad's divorce and everything, but watching your videos Kris seriously just made my whole day ❤️❤️ I love u kris, and we all really appreciate your videos💖❤️

[@Bee_can_kinda_draw6647]

Oh no! I really hope ur ok! ❤️

[@ahsokatano-tz4jb]

Kris. I know this was a year ago but the aesthetic of your room with the lighting is AWESOME

[@ahsokatano-tz4jb]

Oh shoot that’s a hotel

[@xxxjixxystixxx4164]

9:23 i love how instead of finding a video of a dog doing it he just used a picture of his dog stiff as a board over running water captioned "she usually does it.." 😂😂😂

[@Kayray77]

You're videos always make my day especially when I'm feeling down you're so hilarious, also I really love you're outfit 🥰

[@DemonDragon30]

Kris you always make me smile. My parents just died recently but you can still get me to smile and laugh. Thanks so much and keep up the great content

[@maxjarboe3359]

I am so sorry for your loss🖤

[@DemonDragon30]

@@maxjarboe3359 thank you

[@tera6030]

Very sorry for your loss I recently lost my dad

[@DemonDragon30]

@@tera6030 thank you and I’m sorry for your loss

[@tera6030]

It's ok thx

[@yellow8live235]

I am literally listening to this with Raycons and they are amazing

[@christopherpassmann6949]

Love your hair in this video! It really makes you look even more beautiful!😊😊

[@aoibhereann]

Just seeing Kris complementing us at the start of the video makes my day so much more better Btw I love your outfit in the vid!!! ♡♡♡

[@squeakyfromme83]

Your videos help me when I'm feeling sad. Thanks ❤

[@tstokemb]

Kris just doesn't know how mesmerizing her eyes are. You could be hungover, matted hair and not bathed in 3 weeks and still look fucking drop dead gorgeous with those eyes.

[@dbackscott]

The truth is Kris is looking in a mirror when she’s giving the complements at the beginning of the videos. 😂

[@phil4986]

the character wanting to run down people'only in her mind' is hilarious. never enough Katrina in the world..ever.

[@mikaylaanderson8317]

I love when Jake joins in the video

[@HovektheArtist]

I grew up with the point game while driving still do it to this day

[@justlivinglife6315]

11:07 The actual fuck She is wearing airpods in a raycon sponsored video HOW???

[@ratmama8133]

You are literally the whole package- funny, smart, relatable, GORGEOUS. What devil did you have to deal with to achieve it all gurl 😭❤

[@marahambaras6883]

the guy with the bottle made me sad honestly.he deserves every single bottle on this earth

[@addy9764]

Right before I watched this video, I was trying on different outfits (stayed with my favorite!) and her compliment really made me happy, even though I know she can't see me!

[@Luvv_mxdi]

My days can be terrible sometimes, your videos make my day 10 times better! Love you Kris!💗💗