I'm gonna give Kris acompliment in return today. Kris your eyes are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen and your smile can light up a room. Your jokes always make me laugh along with your easy to get along with personality.
@kallmekris2 жыл бұрын
Awwwww thank you 💕
@davidmoyes70102 жыл бұрын
Accomplishment
@Moonlit-Demon2 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris I mean all of it is true!
@avnikokal97372 жыл бұрын
We love you Kris
@nolynx35232 жыл бұрын
@Blue why
@EVERYTHING-KPOP2 жыл бұрын
kris is like that one KZbinr everyone wants to be friends with because she’s so down to earth. Love watching your videos, they always make me smile🤍🤍
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
Yes but the earth is on fire because now there's lava spewing out so you must jump from the chair to the couch or else be swallowed up and sink to the center of the earth where you can think about the failure your life has become. You know, like that.
@sarahlovee4229 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel like she's definitely going to be victim of some seriously toxic parasocial relationships. We all know damn well there's somebody sitting alone in their dark basement with only the light of the screen illuminating across their face having alone time and somehow thinking every compliment she gives is actually directed strictly to them. (People are fucking crazy man nothing surprises me anymore) If it can happen by nothing more than a stranger in a store giving them a compliment... (IRL from personal experience) than I *know* it can happen to the sweet, nice, cute, loving, lovable, friendly, silly, and just down right awesome human being like Kris.
@lydialundy8606 Жыл бұрын
“I love things that are smaller than they’re supposed to be” My 5 foot self: “SO I CAN BE LOVED”
@hiitskk4655 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣same here
@dragoon7784 Жыл бұрын
Dam here let me give you my legs 😁 and I am not being mean or anything
@millytheotterlover1680 Жыл бұрын
Same. I was reminded by other people of how small I was TWICE today.
@dragoon7784 Жыл бұрын
@@millytheotterlover1680 as long as you don’t stand next to me your good 👍
@lydialundy8606 Жыл бұрын
@@millytheotterlover1680 hahaha sounds EXACTLY like my life 🤦🏼♀️ WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL IF IM SUCH A SMALL PERSON
@stage_lightteam6839 Жыл бұрын
My German brain can't even read ,,wir suchen dich" in the right way from now on thanks Kris 🤣💜
@leslieq958 Жыл бұрын
Veer zuken deesh
@jolenescarberry9697 Жыл бұрын
I'm learning German rn I feel the same
@dragoon7784 Жыл бұрын
German is easy if you know French and Spanish
@Uli_Krosse Жыл бұрын
@@dragoon7784 Errr. No.
@Mhylz-nn5eq Жыл бұрын
@@Uli_Krosse true
@Qobbled2 жыл бұрын
kris: fancy restaurants are annoying the servings are too small kris 2 minutes later: I LOVE things that are smaller than they are supposed to be
@ellafaye30602 жыл бұрын
That's called self contrition. You should try it sometime.👍
@Moonbunny0612 жыл бұрын
🤣
@angiesylva70862 жыл бұрын
omg i just realized that
@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu44512 жыл бұрын
Hey, I took offence to that lol.
@isabelleforte60722 жыл бұрын
yes but food is more important than tiny objects like trolleys or couches
@devaansh_verma2 жыл бұрын
Your videos make my day. When I watch Kris it doesn't feel like a video but rather like a chat with a friend. She makes us so happy with her affirmations and she deserves so much.
@larliebug74352 жыл бұрын
The commitment this woman has, to post for us even when she is traveling tysm for your amazing content
@CutiePie1989 Жыл бұрын
“Go through a toe gripping phase,” ma’am, that implies that I ever LEFT the toe gripping phase. Grippy toes for LIFE.
@Flora._.Idi0t2 ай бұрын
MY EXACT REACTION 😂
@charliesalzman85802 жыл бұрын
Kris: I hate foods that are smaller than they’re supposed to be at fancy restaurants! Also Kris: Oohh I love everything smaller than it’s supposed to be!
@marjoleinvanstraelen59252 жыл бұрын
food is always the exception
@itsprobablyrobin2 жыл бұрын
@@marjoleinvanstraelen5925 it really is
@The_Idiot_Squad2 жыл бұрын
I actually have been working out lately and I am very insecure about my weight. This made me feel like somebody actually cared! That you so much Kris!!!
@sarthakkumar16162 жыл бұрын
I have been stressed out lately due to my exams and all but watching Kris even for 15 minutes is so therapeutic. Love you Kris ❣️❣️
@arnimzola18562 жыл бұрын
Don't do physical drugs just watch this channel. Caution Its extremely addicting
@justthefuns12772 жыл бұрын
All but means everything but. So you just said the videos are the opposite of therapeutic
@unknown__88742 жыл бұрын
Jee/Neet ?
@CaptiveCatt Жыл бұрын
"I love things that are tinier than they're supposed to be!" Truer words have never been spoken!
@laura5_1052 жыл бұрын
I love how you just talk to us like we’re family, it makes me feel like we’re reacting to the videos together :)
2 жыл бұрын
✨️ Only for fans over 18 years old bunnygirls.us ✨️💞 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘.
@leisurehour85152 жыл бұрын
U know she's just talking to a camera right, she doesn't actually see u
@Crucial03652 жыл бұрын
@@leisurehour8515 well no shit
@izukumidoriya86002 жыл бұрын
Kris is like the girl your parents wonder about like: Ok so she seems to be a good girl but then again she did randomly reference bloody gore and sex in the same conversation but she has only said wholesome stuff for the past 3 hours
@threadtapwhisperer51362 жыл бұрын
My parents would be worried she can't handle the base level nonsense I ramble. Id smash dem tiny mandarins, cuz them tiny oranges are phenomenal.
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
Or as I would say if my son brought a Kris home, "She's a keeper."
@Bakesuta Жыл бұрын
Eyo its a nerd/j But yeah. Kris is an oddball like me.
@SokaRoxMySox2 жыл бұрын
For anybody wondering, she did keep tiny cart! She turned it into a planter
@ryanmackenzie61092 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH!!! the first thing I thought of when I saw tiny cart was "put plants in it!!!"
@idabthereforeiam7479 Жыл бұрын
The good ending
@TanjiroNezukoKamadokids9 ай бұрын
Thank heavens she didn't get rid of it! thank you for telling us!👍🙏✌💝
@tben23412 жыл бұрын
Kris you are so awesome! You should host the Canadian baking show. That would be awesome! Thanks for making my day!
@astheticsunny84122 жыл бұрын
Kris is an amazing person, gives you a compliment most days, and she gives us great content! God bless you Kris
@ChaosEclipse21872 жыл бұрын
Aww thats butiful 🙏
@DhHornet512 жыл бұрын
@Sky_ Whoops! I pressed the wrong comment last night, I was very tired…somebody had lost a loved one
@DhHornet512 жыл бұрын
@Sky_ Uhm a bit lower down…? I don’t think comments show up the same for everyone except for maybe the top comments
@astheticsunny84122 жыл бұрын
@@DhHornet51 yeah I was reading it like I’m sorry I never said about death… 😅
@phoenixgate0072 жыл бұрын
I have been super sick for over a week and seeing Kris really brightens my day 🌼 BTW I lived in a haunted house as a kid, so I’m definitely looking forward to Kris talking about ghosts 👻
@blossom54552 жыл бұрын
That sounds cool.
@carterburkart20992 жыл бұрын
Kris: I love things that are smaller than there meant to be My brain: *giggles with happiness*
@Random-ed2xf2 жыл бұрын
Did your mind go someplace dirty as well?
@whore4u6592 жыл бұрын
Nope I'm just really small overall😚👍
@beaukoehn15702 жыл бұрын
thats funny because the same thing happened to me
@Alex-nx1qk2 жыл бұрын
@@Random-ed2xf nah we all just dirty
@sleepyroses_6652 жыл бұрын
You all nasty
@cerealguy63592 жыл бұрын
"I love things that are smaller than they're supposed to be" She's the chosen one! The one that upholds the motion of the ocean and not the size of the ship! PRAISE THE SUN!
@keegandrawsstuff51702 жыл бұрын
When she said "I love all tiny things" this so relatable for myself I literally have the smallest uno deck and its like the size of half my thumb is so tiny I don't know just wanted to say! Love you Kris! 💕
@ZekeTheDeMon2 жыл бұрын
"I love things smaller than they are supposed to be!" Gotta love that self confidence, Kris.
@themmshow88302 жыл бұрын
ong
@jaylaotten44052 жыл бұрын
i love the fact that she kinda has to remind us not to be dirty whenever she syas something that doesn't sound right.
@sheridanhuffman59342 жыл бұрын
Like my height?
@thetikitorch54112 жыл бұрын
So do you love your self
@InfyX2 жыл бұрын
Hey Kris ❤️❤️❤️ wanna give you a challenge 😌.. it should try not to laugh but if laugh , everytime you laugh you have to eat dry chili 🌶️🙊 or weird food you know
@KaitoThirdWheelingIfuudoudouFr2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on commenting first
@Nikstar1122 жыл бұрын
How does this comment have 14 likes already? You gotta be a bot
@InfyX2 жыл бұрын
@@Nikstar112 am i ?
@Nikstar1122 жыл бұрын
@@InfyX you edited your comment 😂 your original comment sounded like it came from a bot, plus all the likes, sorry about that
@otherscreamingbluething85072 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@sleepypookie1232 жыл бұрын
To Kris, for her uncountable amount of kindness, confidence and motivation. I have one word for you. SLAT QUEEN! I love your videos and I could never imagine a world without you queen. My mind can make me feel bad, and your videos make me forget the stressful crap I go through. Thanks for being mine, and everyone's therapist here. ILY queen.
@sistergrimm3473 Жыл бұрын
SLAT
@JamealehEdwards Жыл бұрын
Slat. (I have too, I apologize🥲)
@milliebobbybrownedits5682 жыл бұрын
thank you kris for always complimenting us because it always makes my day better, anyone else? ❤️❤️❤️
@Sasha-nq1xv2 жыл бұрын
yep yep
@Ravbae2 жыл бұрын
Same
@kiwithefruit192 жыл бұрын
Always makes my day better, especially when I'm having a rough one
@fredy03972 жыл бұрын
Me either
@jovanka--------8942 жыл бұрын
Son Unos De Los SPECIALDATE.MY.ID/Damara Sun: "Hotter" Sugar: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Son unos de los mejores conciertos#壇坂..🆕💗
@NanaVonn32 жыл бұрын
Kris, I feel you. I wrote a 119 page master's thesis on miniature cups in Ancient Italy - Because I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! I am now currently restoring a dollhouse so that I can put all of the little furniture collectibles I have in it!
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing but I compressed all the writing down onto one third of a page. I handed it in all stuffed inside that little wrapper for a Crackerjack toy. Only I did mine about the miniature cups in Little Italy, so...
@johnnyfines6272 жыл бұрын
I’ve done this before myself lol. The “deaf children” signs are to let drivers know that if there are children in the area, they will not hear you coming or honking, so be aware and be extra careful
@leahrandall98702 жыл бұрын
No shit sherlock. Kris knew that, and was just being the funny, fantastic KZbinr she is! You need help with your humor homework.
@rachael65114 ай бұрын
What about the “Autistic Children” signs.
@johnnyfines6274 ай бұрын
@@rachael6511 😑 it’s the same concept… but they’re autistic. I’m guessing you have one of those signs near you?
@Frieza80 Жыл бұрын
I have a compliment for you kris, your eyes look like the lakes in the mountains and i could just gaze into them for all eternity
@M._.aggie..2 жыл бұрын
Let’s all give Kris a round of applause for being an amazing lovely person!
@Ryomennnnnn2 жыл бұрын
RESPECT
@Moonbunny0612 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@elsa10502 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Sabryna_1tG2 жыл бұрын
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@leilasteffens33522 жыл бұрын
I clap to that 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 (I will clap with my hands “you nasty”)
@egw99422 жыл бұрын
The fact that she is so dedicated to her work that she is doing videos from a sketchy hotel miles from home, just shows how much she cares. Love you Kris ❤️
@The_Archer_29312 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy to see Kris clapping in her intros again, hope your hand is healing well☺️💖
@SELAHeARTworks Жыл бұрын
Kris, I go through stressful crap all the time but when I watch your KZbin vids I forget all about my worries. THANK YOU for being amazing and being my inspiration.
@cryorbyssmage31182 жыл бұрын
As someone who's shown many English speaking friends around Germany, I had to explain the "Wir suchen dich!" A LOT of times... The fact that most people who never "really" learned German or only had in school and thus can't properly pronounce "ch" or "sch" makes me wonder if the teachers teaching German somewhere else ever make the effort to explain or teach the pronunciation...
@floop11082 жыл бұрын
Been learning German at school for 7 years now, and my teachers have always put (at least some) emphasis on proper pronunciation. The accuracy of our pronunciation makes up part of the marks for speaking tests, and you can’t do the listening tests if you don’t understand the accent and the way Germans speak.
@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken2 жыл бұрын
Lol! With the German part, I actually went to google translate and it means “We’re looking for you.” MAN LANGUAGES ARE WEIRD!
@floop11082 жыл бұрын
@@NebulaMCwasTakenWasTaken well google translate is wrong, as usual. I think that might be one translation, but the correct meaning in this context is “we are hiring” (I think)
@cryorbyssmage31182 жыл бұрын
@@floop1108 Yeah in that context it's ment like that but simply translated it is indeed "We're looking for you"... German's hard, even for a native speaker
@_mini__me_94732 жыл бұрын
I mean I am German and I cringed so hard
@celestenajera73762 жыл бұрын
I just can’t handle how funny and random your tangents are, Kris! Deadass just laughed for 13mins straight 😂 😂 you’re hilarious and I wish I could see you do standup some day
@DreadNaught6-3-02 жыл бұрын
i would love to see kris do some stand up that would be great
@regenwharram81502 жыл бұрын
Kris: asking thousands of people for little couches Also Kris: gets delivered thousands of little couches
@declanmorge2848 Жыл бұрын
Kris you make me happy when I’m sad or when I’m having a bad day so thank you I don’t know what I couldn’t do without you
@Dec_66782 жыл бұрын
Kris never disappoints and she makes such lovely compliments that makes my day,
@cadence.x.st_kmk_ptx.73842 жыл бұрын
I know you probably won’t see this, Kris. But I want you to know that I’ve lost my best friend recently and your videos have helped me through so much lately! So thank you ❤️❤️❤️
@emilywach11942 жыл бұрын
oh my god im so sorry for your loss
@tori41072 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry for ur loss Cadence. Take ur time to grief and take care of urself, sending u lost of love ❤️
@cdsarecool2 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry i hope you're doing well
@ttthecat2 жыл бұрын
I am truly sorry for your loss! My sincere condolensces to you, your friend can't be replaced but I hope some day soon you will find comfort and joy in another person. I lost my best friend 15 years ago to an overdose, And I still find myself thinking about him especially around the anniversary of the time of his death. I don't even realize it, it's just that I'll find myself thinking about him a lot and all of a sudden I'll remember this is the month he died.I have been able to let new people grow close to me and even love them but no one has ever replaced his amazing sense of humor, his creativity, and love of life that he had... And he cared about me in a way that always made me feel like I was the most special girl in the world and we had a secret club of jokes that were just for us! Even though he was an amazingly outgoing person and could make friends with anyone I felt special that he made friends with me. I only say this to let you know that you will never ever forget your best friend you will always love them and always cherish the time as you had with them but please try your best to not let the pain of losing them prevent you from having Other people grow close to you. Here is a hug and a little life advice from an Internet stranger I hope you take it with the love that it was given. I will always miss you Donnon!
@DhHornet512 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss, but just remember: Goodbyes are not forever, goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean, I’ll miss you, until we meet again.
@Nikstar1122 жыл бұрын
8:03 this went from hiring people to that 😂
@anythingandeverything6016 Жыл бұрын
I know I'm super late but I absolutely love Kris and just want to thank her for keeping posting cause she really got me through some times. Also about the Q-Tips I had really bad ear problems because of my ear wax or whatever so I have to constantly clean and I found that using a straw works😂. I share to much online but it's okay. Have a great day anyone who's reading this :)
@Raeje_Draeka2 жыл бұрын
Thank you once again Kris for being so nice. You're a beautiful woman who knows how to make people smile. You have a natural talent for making people laugh, and I love the way your personality shines through your videos. I know I won't be disappointed when you create anything new. Thank you for continuing to produce great work for everyone.
@lydiacornthwaite24292 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I love small things" Everyone: well that explains the small hands
@horrormovielover2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could be friends with Kris ya know. she is the most funniest person ever. her content is so relatable and so incredibly talented. Kris you are INSANELY BEAUTIFUL with your looks and personality. so down to earth and thoughtful. thank you Kris you have really gotten me through some rough times and always know how to make me laugh. love you so much!
@Misty_the_Weirdo4 ай бұрын
I LOVE TINY THINGS LIKE THOSE TINY LIL BOXESSSSSS LIKE THE PLASTOC ONES AAAAH
@Lbplayz144 ай бұрын
Have u heard of mini surprise balls ( I forgot what they called😅) its a ball with five spaces in it, each one has a mini food or decoration and stuff like that
@kirarobbins962 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought I couldn't love Kris any more (because she's into all the same stuff as me and is super relatable, at least to me) she goes and mentions she does ghost hunts too? MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN THIS MUCH LOVE. Thank you for being so wonderfully down to earth and incredibly amazing, Kris.
@yukis_flipside72822 жыл бұрын
Ok was i the only one who immediately thought of Sam and Colby when she said "ghost hunting video with another youtuber"
@random13802 жыл бұрын
i've been going through a rough month since i recently just went through a breakup, and your compliments never fail to make me smile/giggle when im feeling extra down about it. thank you so much for being such a great person, kris, im always so excited when i get notifications for videos!
@HyperionTheory2 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a moment to thank Kris for bringing us entertaining content and complimenting us DAILY?! Kris we love you, you’re so special.
@kastuki.2 жыл бұрын
Bro i never not take that moment she is awsome
@snowshoe144 Жыл бұрын
Kris: "you like work your way up to walrus" My mom's favorite animal being a walrus: 👁👄👁
@iLoveBread_101 Жыл бұрын
If she watches Tusk I’m sure it’ll change 😂😂
@snowshoe144 Жыл бұрын
@@iLoveBread_101 lol fr
@lilyplays48692 жыл бұрын
The message kris gets at 9:19 though, so cute
@edengezerseh80582 жыл бұрын
Kris, you should try out mini brands! They are so cute, and really small versions of bigger products. You can also start a collection! Love your videos!
@lisafawcett53842 жыл бұрын
I want the Disney mini brands.
@Fallenlyrics2182 жыл бұрын
I have the mini troll with the gem in the belly button both Polaroids the mini matchbox race cars Gumby magic 8balls I have a bunch I’m gonna send her the Polaroid camera I have doubles of them all. I want the mini phone and little tiles colored ring stack thingy,it had the white bottom with like blue red and yellow rings oh and the mini popcorn popper push stick thing. I just started the mini food brands and them are cute too
@BunnyDoesArtThings2 жыл бұрын
Something better is worlds smallest as they actually work
@jjbunnybear48392 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@sarahmitchell86512 жыл бұрын
Yes! She would love them. I have a bunch of them, they're adorable
@theAJmonkey12 Жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm feeling depressed(the vast majority of the day), I like to watch your channel, and I'm nearly instantly cured! You are by far my favorite KZbinr/Tiktoker
@theAJmonkey12 Жыл бұрын
@Mahalia Rosenthal Omigosh tysm
@slothskates60572 жыл бұрын
The fact kris doesn’t cover up their personality and make it seem fake is chefs kiss. Amazing content btw 👍
@VacantV2 жыл бұрын
Why you saying their?
@dasaucybaka90202 жыл бұрын
@@VacantV pronouns? But it's she/her (I think)
@PostalCloth2 жыл бұрын
@@VacantV i think they talking abt when other people are fake but shes not...
@emerson36692 жыл бұрын
@@violetschooler7299 then why’d you use he,
@dasaucybaka90202 жыл бұрын
@@violetschooler7299 ikr exactly..
@BloodRayneRed2 жыл бұрын
Never fails to make my day a whole lot better. Your compliments keeps me going and makes me feel way better when I have a crappy day 😊 Thanks Kris 🥰
@leighannedowns2 жыл бұрын
🛋
@earthscore64802 жыл бұрын
Im so exited for the sam and kolby + Kris Collab!!!
@ealaniz20122 жыл бұрын
When it showed "Ximena" on the squishmallow I was "Wait.. THATS MY NAME." 😂😂
@Lili-ls4sy2 жыл бұрын
1:55 honestly 10/10 t shirt, would be amazing
@bearorozco35092 жыл бұрын
Kris is an absolute genius. She can take you from a low spot in your day and make you laugh all day. So glad i found her channel. Thank you Kris for all you do
@jeffrconner2 жыл бұрын
3:30 Yeah. Used to be able to grab the remote and even change channels with my foot. Lost that skill. Very sad. 😞
@01031999sweet Жыл бұрын
Omg I have the same obsession with things that are small than what they're supposed to be!... I even have an entire collection of my primary scholl pencils that have 'shrunk' because they are so cute!
@cbcfa2 жыл бұрын
please don’t hate yourself kris! we all love you so much and appreciate your quality, funny videos.
@nathangames15762 жыл бұрын
I believe the time has come for us to give back to Kris. She does so much for us and there has only ever been one thing she has really wanted; something she's asked for at the beginning of every video. Let's all pitch in and help her find Chris so he can finally call her! 😁 In all seriousness, thank you so much for giving quite a lot to the community, Kris.
@chrisnihil64522 жыл бұрын
Wut?
@Jay-mu7pj2 жыл бұрын
can we all agree kris makes our day better?
@jilliantreadway6453 Жыл бұрын
Kris "I love people!" Also Kris " I'm always the one in the corner of the room at any party..."
@unfortunatelynotayoutuber21312 жыл бұрын
6:35 BOYS....... WE GOT HER OHHHHHHHH 🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️😂😂😂
@coolgirl55472 жыл бұрын
When Kris said “you make me happy”, my heart melted. Just so you know Kris, you make us happy too.
@hannavaziri70972 жыл бұрын
Toe gripping... 100%. Also, Kris, you're so kind and funny! Thank you for making amazing videos!
@hellothere43482 жыл бұрын
Can you please explain that 30-35-40-45 joke
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
I love toe gripping. Something falls on the floor, I will toe grab it and place it neatly in the garbage can.
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
@@hellothere4348 (looks around, no help from any of these other rubes) Here's the joke. Auctioneers make people bid on objects to sell them at auction. So they would say, "How much would you give me for this chair? 30? Do I hear 35? 35, good. Will anyone bid 40? Going once, going twice, 40! We have 40 will anyone bid 45? I see 45 in the back. Can we get 50? No bids at 50? 45 going once, going twice, SOLD for 45." Their job is to drive up the price and keep looking for higher and higher bids. However, their delivery is often very fast to the point of being unintelligible. I think they do this on purpose. They want to be fast so they can sell more items after this one, but the professional ones insert random noise that sounds like words. About all you can hear clearly is the 30, 35, 40, 45 part. kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2m5aoWibq6hm6M Getting back to the actual video, the guy down the street who supposedly died too young was an auctioneer, and now the person talking about it is imitating an auctioneer while relaying the information to the other person in the room. It's now a form of mockery.
@hellothere43482 жыл бұрын
@@protorhinocerator142 ahhh!!... Now I get it 😂.. thanks!!!!
@sreyaar51992 жыл бұрын
@@hellothere4348 about the 30-35-40-45 joke, well the guy said that the guy who runs the auction passed away right and that's what they say while the other people are bidding. Like the highest bid wins. "he was so young! he was like 30-35-40-45-50 going 50..." so 50 was the highest You get it?🤔
@Beverly73 Жыл бұрын
Your adorable , just found your channel recently. Love your humor never stop laughing at yourself and others....lol 😂
@aforeman69652 жыл бұрын
Hey Kris! You make me laugh and you make me so happy. I know people make jokes when they hurt sometimes. And you were joking when you said you hated yourself. But I hope you understand what an amazing person you are. You have saved so many people from sinking further into depression with your videos. I know it's hard to appreciate yourself, trust me I know. But you are such a beautiful person inside and out, I hope you'll realize that. Love from the US! ❤️❤️☺️
@BeanZo-ii4ot Жыл бұрын
This is literally the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen😊❤️ I wish people said stuff like this to me when I was depressed😂😂😂
@adeliasampognaro32402 жыл бұрын
Compliment to you Kris: you have such a warm smile, and whenever you smile it makes me smile. You have awesome energy. :)
@sugar_cookie182 жыл бұрын
Happily accepting my dose of serotonin from Krises videos and her lovely complements. 💖 Everyone loves a good Kris complement. They’re just better than regular ones.✨❤️✨
@Calkookiekat2 жыл бұрын
Toe gripping phase… yes actually. The gallon milk jug used to be on a bottom shelf on the fridge door and I would pick it up with my toes 😂
@freyacarlin2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris for making my Day better every time you upload and compliment me ❤️
@Devilish_Lemon_Pop-Rocks2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris, love your content. Your compliments at the beginning of every video make my day, so thank you 😊.
@jovanka--------8942 жыл бұрын
Son Unos De Los SPECIALDATE.MY.ID/Damara Sun: "Hotter" Sugar: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Son unos de los mejores conciertos#壇坂..🆕💗
@kholdanstaalstorm68812 жыл бұрын
Drop dead gorgeous Kris is here again! Out traveling and collaborating for more content while still being able to push a video out! So much fun and reactions are spot on! Just look at that gorgeous face with those sparkling eyes, looking like she's in a makeup chair ready to put on designer clothes for a red carpet event. With the talents, personality and the magnificent laughter, how is it possible not to adore this remarkable person! Take care and stay safe, especially when you're exploring the haunted places you're visiting!
@_Danielle692 жыл бұрын
1:23 omg I have eczema for life... Cuz I do it is actually annoying and sometimes hurts.
@7kortos72 жыл бұрын
6:31 i was literally in the comments about to make a joke. you know, you know.
@lucasfarrell50102 жыл бұрын
your videos always cheer me up. thank you for being a light in this world! i appreciate you 💖
@catwaught Жыл бұрын
5:49 I love that every country pronounce it differently, you’re like “Smårgåschboured” ✨Smörgåsbord✨
@mag34202 жыл бұрын
I love that at the beginning of every video kris compliments us. It has really helped with my confidence. Thank you kris 🥰
@almabitterpeak43442 жыл бұрын
Kris, i gotta thank you, i've been having a really hard time with my depression lately and watching your videos always make me feel so much better
@becnichols86102 жыл бұрын
I have a hard time sometimes telling when some one asks a question to be funny or actually doesn't know the answer so just in case you actually wanted to know.... Some places put up signs like the "deaf kid area" one to let drivers know to be extra careful in those areas because the disability could affect the child(ren)'s ability to stay safe if they're near the road. While most kids might be still learning about road safety, the disabilities that might be put on one of those signs can make it even harder for kids that have them. I.E. how is someone supposed to look both ways before crossing the street if they're visually impaired? If a child suddenly runs into the middle of the road, you might honk your horn as you slam on the breaks in hope of scaring the kid back off the road, but what if they can't hear you? The sign is pretty much a "Warning, pay more attention when driving through here"
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
BEWARE OF DOUG And you see Doug hiding behind the sign, staring at you.
@deeerppy2859 Жыл бұрын
Kris: keep doing what your doing Me who has been crying and eating ice cream😂
@Elesili2 жыл бұрын
10:06 I guess they are warning dribers so that they pay attention for kids suddenly crossing the road. I think it's a good idea tbh.
@beegremlin94862 жыл бұрын
I still do the monkey toe-grip thing. My partner heavily cringes every time cus he somehow can't do it (I have watched him struggle attempting it before) and that still baffles me to this day XD
@juliuscaesar32352 жыл бұрын
All day everyday
@real_gang9612 жыл бұрын
1:41 for best experience use headphones with the volume all the way up
@kitkatzoey12225 ай бұрын
WILL DO!
@nicavalencia-cotton2982 Жыл бұрын
Omg! The things smaller than they're supposed is me too. Because they are usually the perfect size for me. I'm 4'10. .. . But I get beyond excited when things are even smaller! Recently I've gotten into making the extremely miniature doll houses
@TracyShead-Stamey Жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched How to Cook That. She is Australian and makes the tiniest foods in the tiniest kitchen. It's so awesome to watch. I'd recommend it.
@nicavalencia-cotton2982 Жыл бұрын
@@TracyShead-Stamey I've seen so many tiny cooking videos and never get tired of them.
@kyhockemeyer2 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris! I just want to say how good of a role model you are. Though you may not see it, you light up people's days, including mine. You just feel like a friend I could talk to anytime! Talking about mental health is very hard, but you sharing your story helped me in so many ways! Love you sm
@kyhockemeyer2 жыл бұрын
AHHH THANK YOU KRIS
@OyVehhh2 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Kris always makes us smile when she posts? 🥰😄
@robinjones24672 жыл бұрын
Totally 😊
@MrZig-Zag2 жыл бұрын
@Ben 🅥 nice fake check mark
@MMs-gp3gm2 жыл бұрын
Very much so 😁😜😝💗❤
@ShenaThePig122 жыл бұрын
@@MrZig-Zag it's not a check mark 🤨
@MrZig-Zag2 жыл бұрын
@@ShenaThePig12 it’s a bot with that at the end of its name to seem verified
@fionawilliams54772 жыл бұрын
Kris you're the most gorgeous person I have ever seen! You're plotlines for your characters are equally as brilliant as you are.
@musicalmate500 Жыл бұрын
8:22 this isnt even a joke lol, this just how brits talk 😂
@ThisIsSourcez2 жыл бұрын
Your sleepy/tired face looks adorable Kris 😋❤️ Hope you get some good rest after working so so hard to make us happy 😊
@jovanka--------8942 жыл бұрын
Son Unos De Los SPECIALDATE.MY.ID/Damara Sun: "Hotter" Sugar: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Son unos de los mejores conciertos#壇坂..🆕💗
@maddio.o24492 жыл бұрын
That fish at 2:42 would be me if I were there lol
@victoriaaaron39002 жыл бұрын
I love Kris’s obsession with tiny things and I agree about wanting a tiny couch
@charlonenikolaus77712 жыл бұрын
me to
@trinitypigg43442 жыл бұрын
Her tiny hands for Riley. lol
@masonsanchez36232 жыл бұрын
so a chair
@protorhinocerator1422 жыл бұрын
Tiny hats. They're the future.
@chris86simon Жыл бұрын
Please someone notify Kris about this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYqln2ZoesSWjsU&ab_channel=Jazza
@elliebeach94802 жыл бұрын
I also love tiny versions of regular things! they give me so much serotonin!
@chroniclesofduchess2 жыл бұрын
Kris, you always make me smile and laugh and I love just coming on your channel to make me happy and get me into a better mood. You really help me through a lot of rough times and I'm thankful for that :)
@AIADDBCIUTDBYSISAHWTDTS2 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait to see the video with you, Sam and Colby!!!😆🥳 I was so happy when I saw the announcement because I adore yours and Sam and Colby’s videos, they always put a smile on my face and I cannot wait to see what happened! 😆Thank you for always making my day so much better x
@mileyread38072 жыл бұрын
SAME!!!!!
@Fraem_2 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeee
@marialibby31792 жыл бұрын
Same I can’t wait either to watch Sam and Colby with kris, I feel like Kris is gonna make me feel safe with her jokes 😂
@mishaal_thatstranger2 жыл бұрын
wait whaaaat??????? kris is going to colab with SAM and COLBY? sweet
@Julia__M.2 жыл бұрын
It makes my day when Kris compliments me. Kris has the most beautiful eyes in the entire world... I feel like I could look into them forever and feel safe and let go of my worries. I'm sorry if that sounded creepy.. 😅 She just has very beautiful eyes. Love you, Kris! ❤️
@mint_fandoms Жыл бұрын
As someone from Arkansas I can say everything she says is true
@legoman6690 Жыл бұрын
Lol same
@mint_fandoms Жыл бұрын
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
@mint_fandoms Жыл бұрын
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
@mint_fandoms Жыл бұрын
@LiM3 tbh same I was like OMG 😲
@jordansmith7317 Жыл бұрын
Same, because people have never been there and then when people have even heard of it it’s wonderful
@RockUnicornCorn2 жыл бұрын
7:55 it's actually pronounced very differently but this is funnier for sure😂
@mjkpopstanweeblonelyweebbl60152 жыл бұрын
I love your videos kris You're a really good person. when you make reaction videos you make me feel like i'm actually with you, thank you very much for lighting up my day😊