I Laugh I ADOPT A Child

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[@UnauthorisedInteraction]

We love you Tyrannosaurus Rex 💕

[@KyndallRichmond29]

Hey kris

[@Artemis280]

I will! Edit not me commenting on the video b4 kris did lol

[@AJLITNOCAP]

I will follow u now

[@giyuutomioka9164]

Fifth comment on her comment

[@Cassidy29]

You have no idea what this comment said.

[@Livplayzz10]

OMG YASSSSSS

[@-ibee-oh6ds]

Omg to trueeee lol

[@Froggiesupacool]

YASS

[@PuddleWaterBH]

69th like

[@DROIDPIG]

no

[@haydiethrush3740]

I love how Krid acts like she's not the most attractive, funny, spontaneous, adorable, role model that ever lived

[@mikaylaleis-lb2lf]

Krid?

[@haydiethrush3740]

@@mikaylaleis-lb2lf Kris*, how dare I Lol

[@kallmekris]

🥲omg stooooop❤

[@mikaylaleis-lb2lf]

I love callmekris

[@HunterSmith641]

Same, if only we were the same age

[@Sammy71ful]

I'm Australian, and went to London a few years ago as part of a big Euro-trip. Hearing random people's kids speaking in British accents was the cutest thing ever 🥰🥰

[@Lovesummer715]

I just love the fact that she beats up pete every video for her own humor. But like Khris can halfway adopt me anyday I'll be peaceful

[@HelinSj]

Being an aunt slowly convincing Kris to be a mom. 😊

[@WillowRae-ny4od]

Kris: I just wanna…nom nom nom Me: why

[@NormalKid120]

@@WillowRae-ny4od when she said: "I just want to nom, nom, nom" I immediately thought: "...Cannibalism...?"

[@eclipsesmith]

As an adopted kid myself, this made me smile. Kris would be an amazing mom to any child she adopts. That would be the luckiest kid in the world.

[@Ash-__-__-]

Kris should adopt you!

[@eclipsesmith]

@@Ash-__-__- I would love that but uh. One problem. I’m English. Kris is Canadian. And I can’t leave England because of child protection. Sooo yeah.

[@gengarsrage5774]

Oof

[@rebeccakluck3491]

OMG SO TRUE

[@rebeccakluck3491]

​@@eclipsesmiththat is ok she could come to visit every summer

[@Lunathespacefairy]

I love how Kris is so funny without even trying ❤😂

[@AdiDraws-zd9bu]

“ Today, we are going to be watching children.” That made me die. 🤣

[@aidanbarnard3914]

I love how Kris commentary is just slightly concerning, psychotic, eerily calm organised chaos for 14 minutes straight

[@SavannahDiaz-bi1cz]

Fr tho

[@mellisafairbairn2533]

Frfr

[@Lady_jadybaby_mikeW-richieT]

Me too

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

They are manic episodes 😂

[@kallmekris]

Thank you I take that as a compliment

[@erikarussell1142]

Congratulations on being an auntie!! Send them home with a redbull and a puppy. And a dummy is a pacifier.

[@regenawomack9554]

Kris is the best person to make you laugh when you're sad.✨

[@Dahlialife]

I have so many questions about the beginning………..

[@x..avxxryy..x]

Kris idk if ur gonna read this but ive been watching you for a bit since 2020 so not that long but you helped me through quarantine and your helping me now as a teen with depression you never fail to make me laugh and hour the most gorgeous human ever! Its so iconic how you can pull of literally anything and it hurts to see u doubting yourself so just so u know ur loved ❤

[@montesanchez8972]

Oh... my... goodness. We didn't get a complement?!?! Let's complement her instead! Your kindness and truthfulness is refreshing! Thank you for what you do!

[@ElaynaV37]

Don’t do that I’ve gotten them before and I’m pretty sure there scams

[@Gold-den]

@@ElaynaV37pizza

[@-hayai-8245]

@@Gold-den donut

[@Noneof_yobuisness]

@@-hayai-8245chicken nuggets

[@ariisintown]

@@Noneof_yobuisnessburger

[@paulkinzer7661]

As a retired child-care worker who spent over thirty years with thousands of kids, this video was particularly relatable! And I think you'd be a fantastic mom whose kids would turn out fun and grateful for the wacky love and upbringing you'd provide!

[@Skylaboo31]

[@amberbarber38]

I second this! Kris would be a solid mom ❤

[@KJTHE2K23GOD]

The baby with the corn is HILARIOUS.

[@AveryLinder-hm6nx]

" I'm gonna use that little rattel you got i'm just gonna bop bop" got me rolling on the floor

[@colby_golbach]

This entire video was literaly just Kris talking about kids with cute accents, how she likes to hear kids swear, and making fun of kids. I'm sure you'll be a wonderful mom Kris!!!

[@Jinxx419]

I love how much effort kris always puts into her intros and she is definitely the fun auntie we all want 😂

[@Principal_nezu]

Kris makes me so happy she’s officially my step mother

[@kimberlylaw5712]

When my brother was 5 he was playing in his cozy coop he ran into a trashcan and said"f*ck off" I started dieing of laughter

[@person.4027]

As an adopted child who also wants to adopt children and enjoys laughing at kids, I approve of this video

[@RxsePolly]

No offence but why do we need to know u approve of this..

[@oranjebeer6637]

@@RxsePollythey want to share there story

[@monkey-gamer6969]

You're adopted

[@person.4027]

@@monkey-gamer6969 omg what really?!

[@person.4027]

@@RxsePollyI just was saying I liked it in a weird little way. Sorry if I confused you.

[@Aperson3727]

6:57 yes kris as an Aussie I can confirm that a dummy is what we call a pacifier/soother

[@plantpike]

In the uk we say dummy to

[@Thecatwhisperer2024]

A dummy as a pacifier, we say dummy in Australia😂😂😂

[@laurenatkinson5903]

I love how Kris is just like im going to teach the kid how to swear 😂

[@himawari6667]

Had a really shitty argument just now, am crying alone in my room, and Kris just comes along and saves not only my mood but my whole day. Thank you Kris, I needed that ❤️

[@Christiantheforestdweller]

Hope your ok ❤❤❤

[@jellykat5005]

Oh I’m so sorry!! Hope ur okay now

[@daniel.s.stefanov]

What was it about?

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"Noice" meme plays 😎👌

[@spacksparrowjackjarrow]

7:44 Respectfully, I think your kid would have at least 10 different accents by the time they turn 5

[@TOCALACEY123]

"A cookie a day keeps the doctor away!" But not the dentist 😂

[@shauniortiz7704]

Lmao the intro when you were beating up Pete with T. rex hands killed me!!

[@iBloxy._]

Can we all just agree that kris never fails to put a smile on our face. Her intros are amazing and so is she

[@burnttoast7176]

I was adopted and honestly it's an incredible thing to do ^^ Whether or not you birth the child, you love them the same! I love that you've actually considered it! 🩷 Love you Kris! :]

[@lauuu__ri431]

This makes me feel so comforted because that's what I want to do rather than bring a child into this world myself (lots of medical and mental health reasons, don't want to pass on certain things plus I believe there are plenty of kids in the world deserving of love and want to be a part of that). Bless your adoptive fam, I hope to be like them some day ❤

[@burnttoast7176]

@lauuu__ri431 with what you said, I think you'll be an incredible parent to children someday! My biological mother only ever cared about herself, to the point that she wouldn't feed me because she wanted to do her makeup, and you saying that you genuinely want to bring a child into this world makes me so happy! :) I'm glad that what I said made you feel comforted ^^ Love you and I wish you the best!!! 🩷🩷🩷

[@3StellyTheTherian3]

I love the little arms just stabbing Pete. 😂😂

[@That_one-Weird-th3rian]

"im KallmeTyrannosaurus-Rex and you can call me Tyrannosaurus-Rex" had me rolling dying 💀

[@Zack_...]

Anyone else always feel better after watching Kris and hearing her complements❤

[@brooklyn4607]

yes always!

[@bumbleby_19]

ik i do, it makes me feel great ❤️🥹

[@Craftcat333]

Yessss

[@payton7967]

I do

[@emmahrnkova]

yea

[@kawaiiwolf-qr7or]

Kris: 'If I laugh I'll adopt a child' Also Kris: Laughs in the first 2 minutes

[@PurpleLove-mz6nv]

That child when they wanted their pacifier,she acts just like my sister 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rosey5288]

"I'm call me t rex and you can call me t rex"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zimoria]

The newborn baby smell triggers the same part of the brain as hunger, which is how come there's so many phrases like "so cute I'm going to eat you up". Another fun fact, wanting to pinch baby cheeks or thighs displays similarly as a 'tears of joy' where there's a negative emotion (pinching & crying) along with a positive one (baby & joy). It's a sign of great emotional balance in the person.

[@HEROBONIN-wh1np]

I love watching Kris’s descent into madness

[@KatelynKramer-un2cm]

The jurrasic slap on her dragon tho 😂😂😂

[@Sslimestorytimes]

The way the kid put the duck in its mouth I'm dying.

[@aaronsammons3359]

How I know I'm not made for fatherhood: I once convinced my 7 year old nephew that my apartment's sprinkler heads were a ghost deterrent system. He quickly realized his home didn't have any, got scared to leave, so I had to constantly remind him I was joking. Good times lol

[@sidrat2009]

That's how religions are made. Narratives are important. Treat them with respect or they might get beyond your control.

[@niyataroable]

12:36 *auntiekris 👍 - “Stop putting sh** in your mouth that you don’t know what that sh** is”

[@brandonkocke9749]

That little hit on the dragon When she said welcome to Jurassic park😭😭😭😭

[@_Taylor_Grace_]

A dummy is a pacifier 😂😂

[@kaniyachavez]

Dear Kallmekris, your videos never fail to brighten my day and bring a smile to my face. Your talent, creativity, and genuine passion for what you do shines through in every video you create. Not only are you incredibly talented, but you also have a heart of gold. Your kindness, authenticity, and the way you connect with your audience make you truly special. Your content has become a source of inspiration and joy for so many, including myself. Thank you for sharing your incredible talent and for being a positive presence in the KZbin community. Keep spreading your light and making the world a better place, one video at a time. Sending you lots of love and support!

[@tyleankrzywdik6372]

So dang true I agree with everything you said

[@Krystina.Marcil.Paquette]

Wow its so true shes the best perssone ever and she dont even know she is ! We love you so much Kris and your beautiful xx

[@ryanthompson5576]

This was so nice of you to say about Kris

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"Noice" meme plays 😎👌

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"It's facts" meme plays

[@jaimelovemac88]

"I'm not contributing to this Tyler." This is the new thing I'm just going to start saying to people when I don't want to do what they are doing. Thanks Kris! 😂🤟✌️

[@kallmekris]

I love that 😂

[@Eggs..Benedict]

@@kallmekrisHi I love your vids❤

[@haw8647]

the dinisouar intro hiting the dragon is just it already made me laugh I'm dead

[@erinb0311]

The part where she just started slapping Pete was hilarious💀😂

[@SAMGEORGE.]

Kris is the person who makes people's day better by complementing them 😭❤

[@carterlemaster9749]

So true

[@Brickboy5]

Adopt the kids in a month! PlZ!!!!!!!

[@SunRise-GachaYoutuber]

She is! And she is a Queen!

[@SAMGEORGE.]

@@Brickboy5 can you be more specific?

[@SAMGEORGE.]

@@SunRise-GachaKZbinr yes sir 😌❤

[@brandalinejune5190]

For anyone curious, the reason some of us want to "eat" babies and other cute things is because of a phenomenon called "cute aggression." Basically, we become overwhelmed by the cuteness and it's our brain's way of trying to balance things. I think it's so interesting. I researched it years ago.

[@swiftielivvyforever]

whoah. that is so weird lol

[@daniellebowdler1321]

Wow 🧠

[@user-ft8vn3cy3p]

SHE SED WITH THE CORN"THATS MINE DONT TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Daydream_Creations]

"u can call me tyrannosaurus rex" Me: "no, your krisasaurus rex"

[@Azzie8]

Kris is literally the happiest thing in my life rn, and I can’t wait to keep watching her life progress, no matter which way it goes

[@arabellearndt3370]

Hi😂

[@CatBehaviourPhD]

I was adopted as a newborn, love to hear people supporting adoption. There's so many kids in need of homes and mothers not being able to take care of a new baby. Adoption is a long process, but it really makes a world of difference. People need to talk about it more. I know there are so many broken and/or abusive homes and it makes me think of all the nice families that would've happily raised that child!

[@sweetnessSosibo]

Not gonna lie but the idea of potentially having a mini version of Kris is amazing!!!!

[@WhisperingCloud9]

i am one of them😟 sometimes i also get suicidal thoughts😔

[@jami-leaeverest895]

0:16 I love the dinosaur intro where she fight the teddy

[@michaelfink64]

Yes, a dummy is a pacifier. Love your "naauur"; very authentic.

[@Pro_bro_gamers]

Can I just say how much we appreciate Kim’s complements ❤️

[@lukasanimal2719]

Who’s Kim

[@Froggiesupacool]

​@@lukasanimal2719kris*

[@uniqueunicorn3791]

KIM????

[@bluejayy_]

8:52 or, you just teach the child all of your accents

[@19tams67]

G"D it , KMK breaking the record of saying GD it, the most ,within 15 seconds. 😂

[@graciehatton2828]

Halfway through this video and I'm pretty sure she has 4 or 5 "in her basket" 😂

[@niyataroable]

11:30 #auntiekris👍 - “Kids swearing is always going to be funny” (That’s why it is sooo hard to stay serious…🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭)

[@mommajibi]

Raising a kid is tough, but so rewarding. I think you'd be a fantastic momma and most DEFINITELY the coolest Auntie ever!

[@Invaderthing848]

5:15 A cookie a day may keep the doctor away but it dosen’t keep the dentist away

[@AbigailMorrow-bo2op]

The intros in her videos are always entirely unhinged and I am here for it.😂😂😂

[@user-dv8ip6zs6e]

I love that kris cares for children but also laugh at the kuds when they do something dumb😂

[@furygeist]

Congrats to Kris' sister and congrats to soon to be ACTUAL Auntie Kris. May you both have a blast being a parent and being an aunt.

[@NormalKid120]

I think it's funny how she just calmly said: "I used to fall into the toilet"

[@dessert-duckling]

The vegan teachers gonna have a feild day with your ‘I wanna eat the babies legs’ line

[@nitinkorupolu9593]

Dear Kris, I know that you may never see this but I just want to thank you. Struggling with depression is one of the hardest things I’ve gone through and I just want to thank you for making me smile through the darkest times. Watching you chases away the feeling of inadequacy and ugliness I have :)

[@purplegoat592]

Kris, as someone who works in childcare, with babies specifically, the urge to bite the children is real XD

[@izart8973]

A dummy is basically the British and Australian version of a passifier

[@user-lj4dj8pw9r]

You have to adopt seven kids because you laughed seven times

[@handmaidmd]

Jessica sees this and NEVER leaves her bundle of joy alone with Auntie Kris . . .

[@woblewoblewoble]

Kris seems like the mother who let's you do ANYTHING.

[@Countryhumans625]

Can we just appreciate that Kris always beats up Pete?

[@GenLazer06]

You're going to adopt and give that being to your sister. 🤣

[@Just_Lizzieee]

Kris is genuinely the person to light up any bad day lol LOVE U KRIS ❤

[@Oofoof-zg8mp]

Who else is waiting for a haul video of Kris just showing us all the kids she got?

[@tnrempel]

Me I'm waiting

[@Ninjetta]

I have some of the best stories of what kids say and do from being a preschool teacher for 10+ years. Three year olds are hilarious and vicious 😂

[@user-gb2hu2hc9x]

Lol she laughed right off the back

[@spazzbrock]

Kris' knee did the Thanos snap and I've never felt more relatable 😂😂 love and blessings!!!

[@bashakabadoo]

Kris definitely has those cool aunt vibes 😂😛❤❤❤

[@michellemcmahon3344]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you, I needed that!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tatum-mu6xo]

12:22 WHEN HE PUT THAT FISH IN HIS MOUTH MY JAW DROPPED.

[@beatsavi9548]

Is it just me or can you always count on Kris to make you smile? 😊Thank you Kris 💖

[@0jeshii_]

Kris, I know this is a little late, but I just want you to know you are just the most magnificent, beautiful, courageous woman. You have gone through so much and still carry this channel and make us laugh and feel loved and included. You have carried me and millions of other people through hard times, and even if it's just a skit, it still makes my day whenever you post. You endured so much trauma throughout your childhood and teen years and still manage to be optimistic and kind to everyone. Not just anyone could do that, and that is what makes you so special, you endured. You are an amazing human being with a heart the size of Mount Everest. ❤❤❤

[@elliesjourney1282]

Idk Mount Everest is pretty big 🤷‍♀️

[@kelseymernagh6080]

I'm Irish

[@daniellehorack8176]

The beginning was so beautiful 😂

[@Alex_19979]

Someone give kris an reward for that intro

[@kalilangston7817]

Kris is the aunt we all want and need. ❤Love you kris!

[@MindfulLifestyles]

Kris gonna be ordering a small army! 😂

[@Gi_slayz21]

You are HILARIOUS 😂 also giving cool aunt vibes 💅

[@paige_gay]

Can we all appreciate kris for her compliments and her videos they make me feel so happy after a terrible day! So thank you Kris

[@WilliamTurk]

Some day, Pete is going to pull a Toy Story and unleash his full savagery upon Kris.

[@luvwho2]

Kris will definitely be that one aunt that will let you get away with anything and not tell your parents

[@cindydarby2377]

I love the first part. It’s literally me up 3 AM.😂😂😂😂

[@nightmare_just_cant]

9:33 “He belongs to the beach now”

[@Stvrlightt_Bee]

Kris is a mom we all would like to have. You also never fail to make us smile! You are absolutely fabulous.Your compliments are my favorite part because I was always bullied for being overweight and I was called fat and ugly all the time so your compliments mean a lot.

[@Stvrlightt_Bee]

Thank you Kris for making my day

[@ariannaatchley3777]

That first child was 1 hungry 2 wanted chicken nuggie and 3 an absolute legend

[@julia-ql5fv]

5:54 the way it's actually George😂