DARK HUMOUR TikTok's | React

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[@kallmekris]

Hope you enjoy the video! Let me know what else you guys wanna see in the comments below and if I choose it I'll shout you out in the next video!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Do you like turtles :D

[@mustafa6023]

second :)

[@he._.loves._.me._.so._.much._.]

I love it kris you inspire me ❤

[@hellspawnsnom7446]

Hi Kris u looking good-er😁

[@kathrynvaneker]

Love you kris ❤ 💖

[@zoeburkley5625]

The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh

[@teatalks3426]

Yes

[@evamurney5302]

Same gurl/boi

[@clowdnesshugs9020]

WAit wat if you’re in Minecraft if you DIDNT finish cutting it wat if it falls 🤨

[@aliberry1608]

i dont play it and i smlied

[@MMullan22]

yes

[@layden12007]

"Dad what's dark humour" "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap" "But dad I'm blind" "Exactly"

[@kaushikassagur769]

literally *dark* humour

[@_Liz_202]

I’ve heard that one lol

[@mrwaffle69]

ohh I remember looping that Ik that tiktoker

[@MarryPotter8163]

@@user-bn3bv5mh5t ye ikr. Lol ;-;

[@Murasaki.Masaru]

Oh no! I laughed! Im sorry

[@emmyb9130]

Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**

[@tsfbaf303]

How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude

[@emmyb9130]

@@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)

[@MossPathway]

People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl

[@SStupendous]

@@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest

[@vikkiledgard8483]

@@tsfbaf303 *prudish

[@ellnor7]

kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"

[@berrysparda]

Her whole personality just makes me happy

[@maahachinoy]

Same man

[@shwecanaan7513]

Ikr

[@shwecanaan7513]

Ikr

[@DAMlENTHORN]

Ikr

[@R2debo_]

I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃

[@kallmekris]

☺️❤️

[@ezekielstars4488]

Umm Sus comment

[@HampterCEOalt]

Copied comment

[@lilynod4070]

Same ! Today Was My Last One And Yours ?

[@idk-kd9kz]

Credits to who commented it before u?? 😟

[@rylee3887]

“I’m a terrible person” -kris A mood. A literal mood.

[@Memimopo]

I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.

[@cass4388]

Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive" Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)

[@aletheairvin7920]

What stream you goin to ima join in 😂

[@Sellierthanyou]

Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚

[@KpC169]

Can I join you?

[@aletheairvin7920]

Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀

[@cass4388]

@@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever

[@mariaertzemorillas791]

-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?” -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.” -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.” -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”

[@Phoenix-md8sh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@The_tooth_ytalt]

fax no printer

[@stormcloud3418]

I suddenly don't understand

[@MidnightStarGirl]

everyone's done that joke at this point

[@LukeSolita1207]

😂

[@TonalNation18]

I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!

[@CT--AkaRex]

Same

[@teatalks3426]

Same. I want to comment this on a lot of people but I don’t want to be accused of simping 😅

[@TonalNation18]

@@teatalks3426 Honestly same 😅

[@Goodbye299]

Agreed

[@anonimobyaj6035]

Same

[@HEARTS4YOU13]

As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi

[@TM-jz1ef]

Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel

[@QueenNebulous13]

Right!? 🤣

[@potterhead8963]

No. Framily Friendly Channel.

[@blakewright8532]

Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸

[@lh9761]

The signature, for sure

[@usfbull523]

Kris: I’m a terrible person Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.

[@maahachinoy]

Yes

[@joshuadonn4615]

“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay We all love u Kris ❤️❤️

[@kellyforseth1148]

yes, it be facts

[@BATMAN-wc8ln]

Its just you mate

[@joshuadonn4615]

Well then there’s smth wrong with you ☺️

[@BATMAN-wc8ln]

I'm kidding mate

[@kingrazine1579]

I just want to liven't :)

[@user-ot2cv3tc1f]

You can like this if you’re watching in 2024

[@user-m._Wishonastar123]

Me

[@Iris_The_Bunny]

My dumbass: :D

[@user-ox7ds6qb2u]

Hello

[@thespudlord686]

Try to come up with something insightful or funny instead of that spam trash

[@jessethomson3109]

Well no Fukien shit😂😊

[@moonlightforever]

Dark humour at its finest 🥰

[@Demeza16]

Agreed

[@Scaryanimall]

Agreed

[@_mylifesucks_LOL]

👍

[@quinn_lu3727]

Agreed

[@SwWasHere]

Agreed

[@emilysava7234]

nobody: Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-" literally love the little skits in between 🥰

[@maddielee9269]

"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days

[@TheRealMillennium]

But it’s Opposite Day

[@tylertarbert5041]

Facts

[@water9046]

@@TheRealMillennium nah

[@LitSpit]

10:16 there is no way, I’m literally watching this while eating Chick fil a, Kris is so relatable

[@zenixedits7132]

Kris in her intro: “you look good!” Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*

[@aiyanalee9755]

OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao

[@demonfriend4205]

Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub

[@fakecastiel1479]

Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.

[@streetlightsglow]

Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊

[@dimitri877]

I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..

[@tn68219]

Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.

[@shazba1020]

Trueeee

[@jassonlopez1699]

Wtf lmao

[@lunar4092]

YUP LMAO

[@cjtheterrible2238]

Hey look it’s the best waifu!

[@tn68219]

@@cjtheterrible2238 Ah i see, so you are a person of culture as well.

[@lonelyladybug]

Kris: "You're looking good" Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night" Kris: "Wait what??" Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."

[@maahachinoy]

Lol

[@Root_Beer_Vr1]

Hahah

[@are_you_a_potato]

The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol

[@freddie488]

Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people. You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!

[@Noname鬱ヺ可]

let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday

[@Simplybobross]

Killua

[@cooperwagner5913]

Yes we shall

[@DylanSiler]

Fr(Killua 🥰)

[@zurrosssss8587]

Yasss

[@aletheairvin7920]

Let’s

[@audreyahmed2048]

Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store. Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.

[@kitty_claws_x]

I love her intro cause I feel so much better

[@johnnyharvey7707]

Me when its 1 30 in the mourning: one more video! Me 7 hours later: one more video!

[@tsujajaj]

Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend

[@havebestday8784]

Same

[@ennardlovesbutter487]

Yes.

[@ennardlovesbutter487]

@@Scoob61233 lol

[@tsujajaj]

@@Scoob61233 idk I guess both

[@candymarie17]

Even when its sunday night and knowing your going to school tomorrow and you only get a few hours of sleep that night

[@kynleymarie]

Kris: "I need to watch something while eating" Me: **Eating rn**

[@theBravoTwins.]

@@kynleymarie she hearts a lot of comments- Also we can see that .-. No need to reply to urself yelling it lol it’s cringy

[@searchingforanswers1701]

She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.

[@RobynK1986]

Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever

[@KatieM786]

@@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.

[@RobynK1986]

@@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking

[@Free-zg1ov]

In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!

[@ocusfendus]

Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl” Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily

[@sourspike5502]

Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

SAME

[@maahachinoy]

Same

[@cedarflower]

Yup

[@maahachinoy]

Lmaooo

[@Murasaki.Masaru]

Same

[@tuckerwyrick6041]

Kris: "youre looking good, yeah" Me: finally someone appreciates me

[@pleaseenteraname4066]

Hahahah…ahhhAAAAAA

[@dominique5631]

@@Lailah.J 💀

[@JunkoEnoshima-]

True

[@jutkick2323]

i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love

[@innelkamlav4737]

Kris: “I just want chaos” Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”

[@arktykkwynd6861]

We all want chaos in varying degrees

[@Voltage256]

Kris: This is a family friendly channel Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂

[@jaderose-mc2fq]

LMAO

[@lucario2able]

Who hasn't though lol

[@dogwashthefirst597]

@@lucario2able 📸🤨

[@fumiko_is_typing...]

Yes I love ocean male

[@Sakuta3220]

@@lucario2able ayoooo 😧

[@Didi-217]

Kris:" Does anyone else need to watch something while they're eating? " Me: *munching on pretzels while watching the video*" It's an unofficial law." 😂

[@silasgrant1426]

StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!" Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.

[@hansika7656]

Hey is this okay?? I am thirteen You better get your teen..... "I saw them smoking"

[@sohailaeissa9608]

@@hansika7656 wait what?

[@hansika7656]

@@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌

[@lennie_doherty1409]

Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here" Also Kris:"Oh shit"

[@Be1_ca4]

when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Thats called a dark empath

[@Aleesee1625]

I read that as she said it haha

[@Madeleine-gl1vb]

OMG can we just appreciate how gorgeous her makeup is ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@pehalsharma2007]

I love Kris so much she is literally my inspiration

[@ellienibbles3402]

Same

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

Epic!!

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Same

[@kallmekris]

🥺❤️

[@pehalsharma2007]

@@kallmekris omg thank you for replying

[@katieanne5608]

kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep" me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀

[@maahachinoy]

Lol

[@saminraiyan9414]

No

[@rheem185]

No one: Kris: "This is a famil- *swears* family friendly channel!"

[@kitty_claws_x]

I came to the comments to say that

[@BrandonM2001]

“Is it safe to swallow semen?” “Maybe?” God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂

[@black_rainbow5471]

17:55 Just as you said "I can't do it" I got an ad saying "do it", I can't 😂😭

[@killerjosh123yt]

me - *just woke up* Kris - “you look good” me - “aww thank you”

[@sunshine_afton]

same!!!!

[@Hazeltrunk7]

Kris- I know you're naked me-DANG GURL HOW DO YOU KNOW???

[@theodore_the_minecraftplayer]

Me- *stressing about school and stuff* Kris- "You look fabulous" Me- "You are my favorite, and the only reason I have any confidence" (I only believe her compliments lol, not any I get from people irl)

[@theodore_the_minecraftplayer]

@@Hazeltrunk7 So true tho

[@beingartful1686]

"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!

[@maahachinoy]

Yasss

[@FunnyVR-zv4el]

Can I just say I love your KZbin videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚

[@amandaatwell7026]

Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah." Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...

[@Soy_boy-by8ez]

hey I'm in pjs too :D also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??

[@imbored011]

@Lola Dacey So am I

[@phlyingchicken4768]

So am i

[@the_king_of_introverts3540]

Well shit i am not in any- FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@explodedheart]

@@phlyingchicken4768 So am I

[@Cats.and.sadness]

Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor) Kris: frog playing poker

[@peyparoni]

It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂

[@StarDust-f3c]

Kris: this is a... a.. familgfvdjh,nfg, A FAMILY FRIENDLY CHANNEL. Also kris: *proceeds to watch dark humor tiktoks and swearing* 😂

[@bridgetllama8983]

Kris proves that everyone’s humour is broken and no one minds. Love you, your videos they always make me laugh. 💚😹

[@kjfirecracker8435]

"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me

[@File4Code.x]

One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY" ..... I think she needs help 🌝

[@idiot560]

@@File4Code.x lololol wtf

[@File4Code.x]

@@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝

[@ottomanempire7684]

one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state

[@brandyfrasier9716]

i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...

[@marcriches7513]

Me: wanna hear some dark humour? Kris:sure Me:k "Turns lights off" Me: knock knock Kris: turn the lights back on

[@evanbrooksishot3117]

BAHAHAHAHA YES

[@evanbrooksishot3117]

@TheHicraft it's a really old vine, it was really popular a while ago

[@evanbrooksishot3117]

@TheHicraft YEA EXACTLY AKCJJDNV

[@brianhaage9248]

Bruuhhhh dark humour to the max

[@Thatonetiktoker-cj8ec]

😆

[@ronytheblackcatyt8538]

"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤

[@QueenNebulous13]

Kris: "This is a family friendly channel." Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣

[@ruthannshepherd9054]

Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.

[@bluemushroomsoftheforest]

What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?

[@thetunedtank8048]

Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD

[@randomlightstand]

@@thetunedtank8048 oh my God

[@lexamarie9507]

I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅

[@amypowell9963]

One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up

[@louisward6881]

"is it safe to swallow seamen?" Kmc: "I mean I do..." Fucking killed me. Hahaha

[@arktykkwynd6861]

And then the frantic denial

[@littlemissme3726]

Addressing the hotel bedsheet tucking thing, they actually do that so that bedbugs can't get into the bed while the room is waiting for an inhabitant :)

[@kunjaltanna2006]

Kris, you look like you're literally glowing. The shiny eyeliner, the lip gloss, even your skin, it's perfect ❤

[@finn_20]

Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃

[@ahmad_dubs]

WOW!!!!

[@breemari7770]

I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker

[@l.linkevych6145]

Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.

[@rachelbowes]

I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅

[@mrfrogkingg]

Bruh

[@Best-vb2om]

more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets :)

[@jhunsuc1239]

As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time

[@Strawberrycaqe]

I love kris she is so funny and how she goes off topic without even noticing is always so funny. I love your videos you never fail to make me laugh!

[@Dangertits666]

Kris: does anyone else scream in their sleep? No? Just me? Me: My cousin cries, screams, talks, and walks in his sleep 😳

[@Elise__97]

Umm well my sister and lil cousin sing in they’re sleep 😂

[@hollow_ghost5321]

@@Elise__97 Imagine, in your pov.. You walk to the kitchen to get some water and it's 2AM.. You get your water and start drinking and.... *You start to hear creepy singing*

[@The_Cyber_System]

I scream in my sleep too, if I have a bad dream, but I have a lot of fucked up trauma so my therapists tell me it's not that surprising...

[@frog8313]

i laugh in my sleep-

[@vlov9065]

I used to laugh and cry in my sleep

[@copperdopper2888]

Your whole personality makes me love humanity. Thanks for the faith I need

[@maahachinoy]

Yes same

[@copperdopper2888]

@Squid Game 🅥 nope. Do not put links on my comments

[@jenianemitchell8310]

OK OK OKAY. ... NOW.... THAT CONTRACTION REACTION, MAMA BELLY MIND BLOWER LMMFAO 😅😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i was DYING omygosh you really made that sound, it was so honest lol i had to replay it SOOOOOO MANY TIIIIMES ❤❤ THAAANK YOOOOUUUU

[@Sandwich2.]

I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂

[@iepiphanyl5372]

I absolutely love the ADHD moments Kris has. I relate on a whole 'nother level

[@joshua1670]

Kris: " this is a family friendly channel " also kris: " Fuck! "

[@Followthecat893]

Sorry to be this guy but she said “Channel” not “Show”. Again, sorry.

[@joshua1670]

@@Followthecat893 no you're fine, thanks for telling me!

[@anthonypappagallo4696]

Lol so true

[@jasonakolacz4464]

XD so true!

[@kenny_x3_]

The funniest part of this video to me was when you asked "Does anyone scream in their sleep" I'm in tears because of that like I'm just imagining it like “*Sleeping*... AAAAAAAAHHH!!! *Sleeping*” I'm in tears rn

[@hoe2688]

Don’t you just love how she complements us to make us feel good about ourselves? Thank you kris🥰

[@bomdgoes_boom]

Me too

[@honeycone6120]

HANAKO

[@mintchipgirl8854]

Agree

[@kaitlynmartel7551]

yes i love them because i am always depresed

[@TheUnholyGangsterNoob]

I am the type to hate myself, and those comments always make me feel better

[@pepsi7749]

*at the end* Kris: "Am I the only one who screams in their sleep?" Me: Looks like we are alot like each other

[@Just1Nora]

I talk. My bf and his brother laugh at what I say in my sleep when I'm over there and I sleep talk. I usually nap in the living room in the afternoon or evening and his brother thinks the stuff I say is hilarious. Tbh my bestie has told me I've said some pretty funny things over the years too; we've been besties for 25 years now.

[@elliannamcduffie3641]

Thank you Kris - I am currently writing this comment while sitting in a hotel room. It's so reassuring and comforting to know that the reason the sheets are tucked in so tight is because the hotel employee is going to murder me tonight. I'm going to sleep just great.

[@heathercrouse2580]

RIGHT?! that made me rethink hotel stays

[@AussieGladiator]

as a twelve year old in a hotel, i do not need this irrational fear!!! (but true lol)

[@NaomiLankester]

That is just so sad, I hope you are still alive

[@ryleecarter4908]

you better sleep great or else we cant get you 😠

[@averybartlett4053]

I just got home from a hotel.. I’m glad I saw this after or I definitely would’ve been sleeping on the floor 😂

[@Abigail-ud2pt]

The green light is a mood

[@yamaracruz1268]

New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent. Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.

[@QUEEN_PLANET]

The part where you said "when I'm eating something I need to be watching something" I relate to that soooooooo freaking much. FINALLY! Someone who does that too!

[@kaninnit5051]

I thought everyone does that :confusion:

[@echo1085]

I've been having a pretty bad day, what with exams and such, and Kris just makes it 100 times better..❤ Also, gurl, I would probably give you a 100 dollars if you gave me a dollar🤣

[@anxietyembodied732]

Dude. I would fall down DEAD from sheer happiness if she gave me a dollar

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

19:32 are we not gonna talk about how messed up that charger is 😂

[@zarapirotta7734]

When kris accidentally says I do too, to the dark question right after she explained she was a family friendly channel.😂🤣

[@anafilipa3912]

The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃

[@alyssabrown-carleton6173]

And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with

[@ItzBreezy9071]

Save the turtles!! 🐢😂

[@Flwrsfrus]

@@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*

[@rheathomas199]

the thing with kris is that she seems like such a fun and outgoing person like-

[@beatsavi9548]

Kris's videos are always the video I'm gonna watch when I'm eating LOL

[@HiHello-ro5bb]

5:24 “gUyS I jUsT sAw sOmEtHiNg sCaRy…. cReePiEs” Why did that make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

[@babieight8829]

Kris: “this is a family friendly channel” Also Kris: *”i too swallow semen”*

[@Emerald.She-Ra]

The lush "soap" is actually a massage bar and not to be used in the shower because of the risk of the aduki beans sprouting! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kuehnerthanyou3409]

I was wondering about that lmao

[@I_love_Sports-bl7zm]

Me: " do you know what the difference between orphans and puppies " my friend: "What's the difference" Me: " The puppies get pick"

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

Bro I bet these are gonna be hilarious lmao

[@Choi_yerim]

Bro

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Bro

[@uifiswyoiuei]

Bro..

[@keelyresz4715]

Bro

[@wezmo8584]

Bro

[@scarrsbbg]

Kris:"If you say Pineapple , I'll scold you." Me: Ok then, that yellow spikey thing with cheese, ham, tomato sauce, crust and more cheese. There

[@anxietyembodied732]

This is too awesome

[@hyunjinie-qy2xp]

this needs more likes, wtf- 😭😭👏🏻👏🏻

[@brodygarner7434]

Kris: I'm a terrible person. Me and all of my friends: Same.

[@BESTPLAYLIST15]

Kris “I’m 25 and I wanna be unalived” me”SAME”

[@taeteawithsugaandkookie558]

Kris trying to say family friendly and then swearing is just it for me😂😂😂😂

[@TheGelfling33]

When she said "I'm 25 I just wanna be unalived".I felt that🤣

[@tycol322]

I'm thirty three and I agree

[@connerlackey3952]

@@PietroMaximoff. theirs did rhyme tho

[@PietroMaximoff.]

@@connerlackey3952 You’re right i just realized my mistake lmao

[@connerlackey3952]

@@PietroMaximoff. it's all good

[@eeee-oi7br]

I may only be 15 but I feel the same way

[@katheryneflores7175]

The fact that she genuinely tried to say abstinence and couldn’t get the word out had me dying 😭😂😂

[@christopherwindholz1076]

Soo glad you mentioned the blizzard, actually had one in the freezer I needed to set out to defrost, lol.