Hope you enjoy the video! Let me know what else you guys wanna see in the comments below and if I choose it I'll shout you out in the next video!
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
Do you like turtles :D
@mustafa60233 жыл бұрын
second :)
@he._.loves._.me._.so._.much._.3 жыл бұрын
I love it kris you inspire me ❤
@hellspawnsnom74463 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris u looking good-er😁
@kathrynvaneker3 жыл бұрын
Love you kris ❤ 💖
@zoeburkley56253 жыл бұрын
The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh
@teatalks34263 жыл бұрын
Yes
@evamurney53023 жыл бұрын
Same gurl/boi
@clowdnesshugs90203 жыл бұрын
WAit wat if you’re in Minecraft if you DIDNT finish cutting it wat if it falls 🤨
@aliberry16083 жыл бұрын
i dont play it and i smlied
@MMullan223 жыл бұрын
yes
@TonalNation183 жыл бұрын
I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!
@CT--AkaRex3 жыл бұрын
Same
@teatalks34263 жыл бұрын
Same. I want to comment this on a lot of people but I don’t want to be accused of simping 😅
@TonalNation183 жыл бұрын
@@teatalks3426 Honestly same 😅
@Goodbye2993 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@anonimobyaj60353 жыл бұрын
Same
@tn682193 жыл бұрын
Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.
@shazba10203 жыл бұрын
Trueeee
@jassonlopez16993 жыл бұрын
Wtf lmao
@lunar40923 жыл бұрын
YUP LMAO
@cjtheterrible22383 жыл бұрын
Hey look it’s the best waifu!
@tn682193 жыл бұрын
@@cjtheterrible2238 Ah i see, so you are a person of culture as well.
@ellnor710 ай бұрын
kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"
@Ace.LedezmaАй бұрын
Yea-
@sarahward882926 күн бұрын
my sister said i scream in my sleep
@rylee38873 жыл бұрын
“I’m a terrible person” -kris A mood. A literal mood.
@explosiveblueberry3 жыл бұрын
Her whole personality just makes me happy
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Same man
@shwecanaan75133 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@shwecanaan75133 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@DAMlENTHORN3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@HEARTS4YOU13 Жыл бұрын
As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi
@emmyb91303 жыл бұрын
Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**
@tsfbaf3033 жыл бұрын
How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude
@emmyb91303 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)
@MossPathway3 жыл бұрын
People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl
@SStupendous2 жыл бұрын
@@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest
@vikkiledgard84832 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 *prudish
@maddielee92693 жыл бұрын
"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days
@TheRealMillennium3 жыл бұрын
But it’s Opposite Day
@tylertarbert50413 жыл бұрын
Facts
@water90463 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealMillennium nah
@searchingforanswers17013 жыл бұрын
She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.
@RobynK19863 жыл бұрын
Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever
@KatieM7863 жыл бұрын
@@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.
@RobynK19863 жыл бұрын
@@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking
@FunnyVR-zv4el10 ай бұрын
Can I just say I love your KZbin videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚
@TM-jz1ef3 жыл бұрын
Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel
@QueenNebulous133 жыл бұрын
Right!? 🤣
@potterhead89633 жыл бұрын
No. Framily Friendly Channel.
@blakewright85323 жыл бұрын
Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸
@lh97618 ай бұрын
The signature, for sure
@ocusfendus3 жыл бұрын
Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl” Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily
@layden120073 жыл бұрын
"Dad what's dark humour" "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap" "But dad I'm blind" "Exactly"
@kaushikassagur7693 жыл бұрын
literally *dark* humour
@_Liz_2023 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that one lol
@mrwaffle693 жыл бұрын
ohh I remember looping that Ik that tiktoker
@MarryPotter81633 жыл бұрын
@@2x2-n3n ye ikr. Lol ;-;
@Murasaki.Masaru3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I laughed! Im sorry
@are_you_a_potato Жыл бұрын
The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol
@freddie4883 жыл бұрын
Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people. You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!
@sarahward882926 күн бұрын
yaasss
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs3 жыл бұрын
Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend
@havebestday87843 жыл бұрын
Same
@ennardlovesbutter4873 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ennardlovesbutter4873 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 lol
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs3 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 idk I guess both
@candymarie173 жыл бұрын
Even when its sunday night and knowing your going to school tomorrow and you only get a few hours of sleep that night
@emilysava72343 жыл бұрын
nobody: Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-" literally love the little skits in between 🥰
@Happy_AnimatorАй бұрын
0:19 never have i seen a perfect representation of myself while talking. I think i get it from my dad.
@joshuadonn46152 жыл бұрын
“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay We all love u Kris ❤️❤️
@kellyforseth11482 жыл бұрын
yes, it be facts
@BATMAN-wc8ln2 жыл бұрын
Its just you mate
@joshuadonn46152 жыл бұрын
Well then there’s smth wrong with you ☺️
@BATMAN-wc8ln2 жыл бұрын
I'm kidding mate
@kingrazine15792 жыл бұрын
I just want to liven't :)
@moonlightforever3 жыл бұрын
Dark humour at its finest 🥰
@Demeza163 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Scaryanimall3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@_mylifesucks_LOL3 жыл бұрын
👍
@quinn_lu37273 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@SwWasHere3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tuckerwyrick60413 жыл бұрын
Kris: "youre looking good, yeah" Me: finally someone appreciates me
@pleaseenteraname40663 жыл бұрын
Hahahah…ahhhAAAAAA
@dominique56313 жыл бұрын
@@Lailah.J 💀
@JunkoEnoshima-3 жыл бұрын
True
@Madeline-h4cАй бұрын
0:49 framily fiendly channel as she proceeds to swear 😂😂
@Be1_ca42 жыл бұрын
when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
Thats called a dark empath
@Aleesee1625 Жыл бұрын
I read that as she said it haha
@usfbull5233 жыл бұрын
Kris: I’m a terrible person Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mariaertzemorillas791 Жыл бұрын
-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?” -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.” -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.” -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”
@Phoenix-md8sh Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The_tooth_ytalt Жыл бұрын
fax no printer
@stormcloud3418 Жыл бұрын
I suddenly don't understand
@FunnyBunny-q9f Жыл бұрын
everyone's done that joke at this point
@LukeSolita1207 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jhunsuc123910 ай бұрын
As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time
@innelkamlav47373 жыл бұрын
Kris: “I just want chaos” Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”
@arktykkwynd68613 жыл бұрын
We all want chaos in varying degrees
@peyparoni2 жыл бұрын
It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂
@Noname鬱ヺ可3 жыл бұрын
let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday
@Simplybobross3 жыл бұрын
Killua
@cooperwagner59133 жыл бұрын
Yes we shall
@DylanSiler3 жыл бұрын
Fr(Killua 🥰)
@zurrosssss85873 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@aletheairvin79203 жыл бұрын
Let’s
@jutkick2323 Жыл бұрын
i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love
@ruthannshepherd90542 жыл бұрын
Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.
@bluemushroomsoftheforest2 жыл бұрын
What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?
@thetunedtank80482 жыл бұрын
Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD
@randomlightstand2 жыл бұрын
@@thetunedtank8048 oh my God
@lexamarie95072 жыл бұрын
I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅
@amypowell99632 жыл бұрын
One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up
@audreyahmed20483 жыл бұрын
Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store. Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.
@kitty_claws_x3 жыл бұрын
I love her intro cause I feel so much better
@lennie_doherty14093 жыл бұрын
Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here" Also Kris:"Oh shit"
@abby7881010 ай бұрын
I'm so late to this but I had to put in my two cents! With Kris' pilot sketch. When the flight attendant asked if she was a pilot, I would have responded, yes, the Honda Pilot
@zenixedits71322 жыл бұрын
Kris in her intro: “you look good!” Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*
@aiyanalee97552 жыл бұрын
OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao
@demonfriend42052 жыл бұрын
Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub
@fakecastiel2 жыл бұрын
Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.
@streetlightsglow2 жыл бұрын
Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊
@dimitri8772 жыл бұрын
I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..
@kunjaltanna20063 жыл бұрын
Kris, you look like you're literally glowing. The shiny eyeliner, the lip gloss, even your skin, it's perfect ❤
@Memimopo Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.
@Madeleine-gl1vb4 ай бұрын
OMG can we just appreciate how gorgeous her makeup is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bridgetllama89833 жыл бұрын
Kris proves that everyone’s humour is broken and no one minds. Love you, your videos they always make me laugh. 💚😹
@finn_202 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃
@midvoiceimpressions2 жыл бұрын
WOW!!!!
@breemari77702 жыл бұрын
I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker
@l.linkevych61452 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.
@ellafelmingham73503 жыл бұрын
I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
Same
@ellienibbles34023 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ellienibbles34023 жыл бұрын
Hope you did good
@twoface57433 жыл бұрын
same :(
@nannuuuuu3 жыл бұрын
Same🥵
@IsabellaBetzler-qc1ck4 ай бұрын
“ If I am eating something I need to be watching something” Litterally like 5mins ago I was eating some mini tacos and watching dis video.
@cass43883 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive" Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)
@aletheairvin79203 жыл бұрын
What stream you goin to ima join in 😂
@Sellierthanyou3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚
@KpC1693 жыл бұрын
Can I join you?
@aletheairvin79203 жыл бұрын
Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀
@cass43883 жыл бұрын
@@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever
@beingartful16863 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@littlemissme37263 ай бұрын
Addressing the hotel bedsheet tucking thing, they actually do that so that bedbugs can't get into the bed while the room is waiting for an inhabitant :)
@Voltage2563 жыл бұрын
Kris: This is a family friendly channel Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂
@jaderose-mc2fq3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lucario2able3 жыл бұрын
Who hasn't though lol
@dogwashthefirst5973 жыл бұрын
@@lucario2able 📸🤨
@ix_nil3 жыл бұрын
Yes I love ocean male
@Sakuta32203 жыл бұрын
@@lucario2able ayoooo 😧
@QUEEN_PLANET3 жыл бұрын
The part where you said "when I'm eating something I need to be watching something" I relate to that soooooooo freaking much. FINALLY! Someone who does that too!
@astrophyaizen3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone does that :confusion:
@copperdopper28883 жыл бұрын
Your whole personality makes me love humanity. Thanks for the faith I need
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Yes same
@copperdopper28883 жыл бұрын
@Squid Game 🅥 nope. Do not put links on my comments
@gracebryant778422 күн бұрын
Anyone who mentions pineapple as an acceptable pizza topping should have to babysit Riley while drunk Katrina critiques...they deserve it 😂
@Cats.and.sadness3 жыл бұрын
Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor) Kris: frog playing poker
@rheathomas1993 жыл бұрын
the thing with kris is that she seems like such a fun and outgoing person like-
@Emerald.She-Ra3 жыл бұрын
The lush "soap" is actually a massage bar and not to be used in the shower because of the risk of the aduki beans sprouting! 🤣🤣🤣
@kuehnerthanyou34093 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about that lmao
@SiennaJepson10 ай бұрын
You can like this if you’re watching in 2024
@user-shroomyxoxo5 ай бұрын
Me
@Iris_Is_Ded5 ай бұрын
My dumbass: :D
@KristalValerio-y4u5 ай бұрын
Hello
@thespudlord6865 ай бұрын
Try to come up with something insightful or funny instead of that spam trash
@jessethomson31095 ай бұрын
Well no Fukien shit😂😊
@zarapirotta77343 жыл бұрын
When kris accidentally says I do too, to the dark question right after she explained she was a family friendly channel.😂🤣
@Strawberrycaqe3 жыл бұрын
I love kris she is so funny and how she goes off topic without even noticing is always so funny. I love your videos you never fail to make me laugh!
@amandaatwell70263 жыл бұрын
Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah." Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...
@Soy_boy-by8ez3 жыл бұрын
hey I'm in pjs too :D also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??
@imbored0113 жыл бұрын
@Lola Dacey So am I
@phlyingchicken47683 жыл бұрын
So am i
@the_king_of_introverts35403 жыл бұрын
Well shit i am not in any- FBI OPEN UP!!!
@explodedheart3 жыл бұрын
@@phlyingchicken4768 So am I
@Free-zg1ov9 ай бұрын
In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!
@WayToVibe3 жыл бұрын
That one about the stay-at-home husband: I'm a lady and all my life I have distrusted men to be able to hold down a job and provide so I always, always assumed that I'd be the provider. My mark of wealth would be making enough money to cherry-pick literally any man I want to marry and then keep him in good cognac while I ran my business empire. I'm 36 and don't even own a house yet so this is gonna take a while.
@anafilipa39123 жыл бұрын
The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃
@alyssabrown-carleton61733 жыл бұрын
And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with
@ItzBreezy90713 жыл бұрын
Save the turtles!! 🐢😂
@Flwrsfrus3 жыл бұрын
@@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*
@Ghost110103 жыл бұрын
Good to know there are others that also do not take a bite of their food until they've settled on something to watch. I've been making a better effort to try an find something in advanced. But then when I'm about to sit down with my food, I've changed my mind and want to watch something else.
@dazedandconfused25573 жыл бұрын
I literally sat down with my food and found this video to watch. I was freaked out when she talked about it XD
@sharnhawkey75473 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Racewitchina3 жыл бұрын
Same I had. Burger and I was like it has to IT HAS TO be perfect so I gotta find the film first
@vrbeast139126 күн бұрын
Fun fact. Two years ago when I graduated High School and moved into an apartment my dad gave me a box of popcorn he'd gotten at Costco who knows when. When I finally made a bag there wasn't any buttery taste to it. I had found out that day that popcorn expires. This specific box was not one or two years old. No this box predated my entire existence. I wasn't even a thought when my dad got the box. I was born in May 2004. This one expired somewhere in 2001. So fun fact for you.
@rachelbowes3 жыл бұрын
I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅
@mrfrogkingg3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Best-vb2om3 жыл бұрын
more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets :)
@iepiphanyl53723 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the ADHD moments Kris has. I relate on a whole 'nother level
@hoe26882 жыл бұрын
Don’t you just love how she complements us to make us feel good about ourselves? Thank you kris🥰
@bomdgoes_boom2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@honeycone61202 жыл бұрын
HANAKO
@mintchipgirl88542 жыл бұрын
Agree
@kaitlynmartel75512 жыл бұрын
yes i love them because i am always depresed
@TheUnholyGangsterNoob2 жыл бұрын
I am the type to hate myself, and those comments always make me feel better
@CAT_WITH_LEGSSS19 күн бұрын
10:22 yes I absolutely need to watch something when I’m eating. It’s crazy.
@lonelyladybug3 жыл бұрын
Kris: "You're looking good" Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night" Kris: "Wait what??" Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Root_Beer_Vr13 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@sourspike55023 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
SAME
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cedarflower3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@Murasaki.Masaru3 жыл бұрын
Same
@pehalsharma20073 жыл бұрын
I love Kris so much she is literally my inspiration
@ellienibbles34023 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheDelicateDesigner063 жыл бұрын
Epic!!
@datgaydangernoodle13153 жыл бұрын
Same
@kallmekris3 жыл бұрын
🥺❤️
@pehalsharma20073 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris omg thank you for replying
@johnnyharvey77078 ай бұрын
Me when its 1 30 in the mourning: one more video! Me 7 hours later: one more video!
@Sandwich2. Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂
@silasgrant14263 жыл бұрын
StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!" Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.
@hansika76563 жыл бұрын
Hey is this okay?? I am thirteen You better get your teen..... "I saw them smoking"
@sohailaeissa96083 жыл бұрын
@@hansika7656 wait what?
@hansika76563 жыл бұрын
@@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌
@Sherkynerdo Жыл бұрын
I like how kris is completely obsessed with mentioning how she is abstinent
@mikimiki7968 Жыл бұрын
what she means to say is that she isn't getting any...
@Sherkynerdo Жыл бұрын
@@mikimiki7968 yea obviously im just saying it's funny how much she says it
@schm147 Жыл бұрын
Is she really tho? 🤔
@fattydaddy4285 Жыл бұрын
Hell no she’s not, somebody who constantly claims they aren’t getting any, probably gets more than most. Just sayin. I love kris but she’s full of shit
@DarkLuca Жыл бұрын
wait....... what if its all.......... A HOAX!?
@HaxandReedАй бұрын
I don’t have to take long to find a video to eat with I just put on any kmk video and I’m happy
@katieanne56083 жыл бұрын
kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep" me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀
@maaha_chinoy3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@saminraiyan94143 жыл бұрын
No
@adelynnjack5392 Жыл бұрын
6:47 as someone who worked in housekeeping at a hotel: we were reprimanded if we didn't tuck in everything. We have to make it look nice, and apparently untucked beds don't look nice. Personally, it was my least favorite part because we had to lift up the bed and tuck the corners all weird, and there could be absolutely ZErO slack so that's why lol
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I'll share that fact if my friends are ever wondering, thanks!
@adelynnjack5392 Жыл бұрын
@@theodore_the_minecraftplayer you're welcome! Glad you found it educational ^^
@magmoo80793 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about hoping to find a razor blade in your nuggies it reminded me of one time when my Dad was at his grandma's house and they were eating his grandma's home made mac and cheese and they found a butter knife in the bottom of the mac and cheese so they called it there grandma's extra sharp cheddar mac and cheese.
@itz_gremlinyt94083 жыл бұрын
BAHAAHAA
@ronytheblackcatyt8538 Жыл бұрын
"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤
@gregebsworth7914Ай бұрын
Lol this was my eating vid! I’m eating lunch rn
@ronytheblackcatyt8538Ай бұрын
@@gregebsworth7914 lolll
@galuxistar16153 жыл бұрын
idk why I really love kris’s intro it’s just so nice and chill and not over exaggerated like some youtubers
@killerjosh123yt2 жыл бұрын
me - *just woke up* Kris - “you look good” me - “aww thank you”
@sunshine_afton Жыл бұрын
same!!!!
@HazelGamezAlot Жыл бұрын
Kris- I know you're naked me-DANG GURL HOW DO YOU KNOW???
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
Me- *stressing about school and stuff* Kris- "You look fabulous" Me- "You are my favorite, and the only reason I have any confidence" (I only believe her compliments lol, not any I get from people irl)
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
@@HazelGamezAlot So true tho
@yamaracruz12683 жыл бұрын
New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent. Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.
@Dragons-Veloce-Gaming_YT667 Жыл бұрын
The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.
@pepsi77493 жыл бұрын
*at the end* Kris: "Am I the only one who screams in their sleep?" Me: Looks like we are alot like each other
@Just1Nora3 жыл бұрын
I talk. My bf and his brother laugh at what I say in my sleep when I'm over there and I sleep talk. I usually nap in the living room in the afternoon or evening and his brother thinks the stuff I say is hilarious. Tbh my bestie has told me I've said some pretty funny things over the years too; we've been besties for 25 years now.
@black_rainbow54713 жыл бұрын
17:55 Just as you said "I can't do it" I got an ad saying "do it", I can't 😂😭
@joshua16702 жыл бұрын
Kris: " this is a family friendly channel " also kris: " Fuck! "
@Followthecat8932 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be this guy but she said “Channel” not “Show”. Again, sorry.
@joshua16702 жыл бұрын
@@Followthecat893 no you're fine, thanks for telling me!
@anthonypappagallo46962 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@jasonakolacz44642 жыл бұрын
XD so true!
@Didi-2175 ай бұрын
Kris:" Does anyone else need to watch something while they're eating? " Me: *munching on pretzels while watching the video*" It's an unofficial law." 😂
@kjfirecracker84353 жыл бұрын
"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me
@File4Code.x3 жыл бұрын
One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY" ..... I think she needs help 🌝
@idiot5603 жыл бұрын
@@File4Code.x lololol wtf
@File4Code.x3 жыл бұрын
@@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝
@ottomanempire76843 жыл бұрын
one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state
@brandyfrasier97163 жыл бұрын
i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...
@taeteawithsugaandkookie5583 жыл бұрын
Kris trying to say family friendly and then swearing is just it for me😂😂😂😂
@SunshineJo20082 жыл бұрын
i love how she hates on herself and then tells us we are not allowed to hate on ourselves
@000aplesАй бұрын
1:57 you have to consume more than that in water alone per day lmao
@marcriches75133 жыл бұрын
Me: wanna hear some dark humour? Kris:sure Me:k "Turns lights off" Me: knock knock Kris: turn the lights back on
@evanbrooksishot31173 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA YES
@evanbrooksishot31173 жыл бұрын
@TheHicraft it's a really old vine, it was really popular a while ago
@evanbrooksishot31173 жыл бұрын
@TheHicraft YEA EXACTLY AKCJJDNV
@brianhaage92483 жыл бұрын
Bruuhhhh dark humour to the max
@Thatonetiktoker-cj8ec3 жыл бұрын
😆
@elliannamcduffie36413 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris - I am currently writing this comment while sitting in a hotel room. It's so reassuring and comforting to know that the reason the sheets are tucked in so tight is because the hotel employee is going to murder me tonight. I'm going to sleep just great.
@heathercrouse25802 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! that made me rethink hotel stays
@PurpleShadowRizzard2 жыл бұрын
as a twelve year old in a hotel, i do not need this irrational fear!!! (but true lol)
@NaomiLankester2 жыл бұрын
That is just so sad, I hope you are still alive
@ryleecarter49082 жыл бұрын
you better sleep great or else we cant get you 😠
@averybartlett40532 жыл бұрын
I just got home from a hotel.. I’m glad I saw this after or I definitely would’ve been sleeping on the floor 😂
@recklessking19973 жыл бұрын
"Anyone else scream in their sleep?" Why yes. Night terrors are a thing and I wish it was only just screaming. I know my neighbors think I fight people at night or killing someone but its just PTSD.
@daniellemiller61293 жыл бұрын
Ranbooooooo sleep talks
@mrfrogkingg3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're getting better... I really don't know much about stuff like that. I hope you're okay tho.
@izzy231523 жыл бұрын
Aw that sucks I hope you feel nice tonight :)
@mikkitoro89333 жыл бұрын
So you got... Shell shock?
@BrandonM20016 ай бұрын
“Is it safe to swallow semen?” “Maybe?” God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂
@QueenNebulous133 жыл бұрын
Kris: "This is a family friendly channel." Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣
@ethanprochniak9783 жыл бұрын
the funniest thing just happened, when she said "ADHD whoo!" an ad came on saying, "students with ADHD save ten hours with this extension."
@zeeshansyed51482 жыл бұрын
Let me me guess was it speechify?
@ethanprochniak9782 жыл бұрын
@@zeeshansyed5148 Who else?
@navia_png69392 жыл бұрын
I hate when they use ADHD for sales. it makes me angry :(((
@kyiabernon57972 жыл бұрын
I love it when kris always compliments us in every video
@HazelGamezAlot Жыл бұрын
fax
@Abigail-ud2pt5 ай бұрын
The green light is a mood
@maggiehogan0093 жыл бұрын
I was just baking and I was SO STRESSED OMG and I saw this and got rlly happy and this made my day!