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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

Күн бұрын

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@kallmekris
@kallmekris 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you enjoy the video! Let me know what else you guys wanna see in the comments below and if I choose it I'll shout you out in the next video!
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
Do you like turtles :D
@mustafa6023
@mustafa6023 3 жыл бұрын
second :)
@he._.loves._.me._.so._.much._.
@he._.loves._.me._.so._.much._. 3 жыл бұрын
I love it kris you inspire me ❤
@hellspawnsnom7446
@hellspawnsnom7446 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Kris u looking good-er😁
@kathrynvaneker
@kathrynvaneker 3 жыл бұрын
Love you kris ❤ 💖
@zoeburkley5625
@zoeburkley5625 3 жыл бұрын
The Minecraft reference to the “who didn’t finish cutting down this tree? You cannot just leave them floating!” Got me tbh
@teatalks3426
@teatalks3426 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@evamurney5302
@evamurney5302 3 жыл бұрын
Same gurl/boi
@clowdnesshugs9020
@clowdnesshugs9020 3 жыл бұрын
WAit wat if you’re in Minecraft if you DIDNT finish cutting it wat if it falls 🤨
@aliberry1608
@aliberry1608 3 жыл бұрын
i dont play it and i smlied
@MMullan22
@MMullan22 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@TonalNation18
@TonalNation18 3 жыл бұрын
I love her because she actually cares about her audience, it is just so nice and makes up for all my terrible days. Thank you! You've saved me from some terrible days!
@CT--AkaRex
@CT--AkaRex 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@teatalks3426
@teatalks3426 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I want to comment this on a lot of people but I don’t want to be accused of simping 😅
@TonalNation18
@TonalNation18 3 жыл бұрын
@@teatalks3426 Honestly same 😅
@Goodbye299
@Goodbye299 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@anonimobyaj6035
@anonimobyaj6035 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@tn68219
@tn68219 3 жыл бұрын
Kris you can't box the child back, that's spawn-camping.
@shazba1020
@shazba1020 3 жыл бұрын
Trueeee
@jassonlopez1699
@jassonlopez1699 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf lmao
@lunar4092
@lunar4092 3 жыл бұрын
YUP LMAO
@cjtheterrible2238
@cjtheterrible2238 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look it’s the best waifu!
@tn68219
@tn68219 3 жыл бұрын
@@cjtheterrible2238 Ah i see, so you are a person of culture as well.
@ellnor7
@ellnor7 10 ай бұрын
kris "i scream in my sleep is that anyone else?" the veteran community: "we usually call that ptsd"
@Ace.Ledezma
@Ace.Ledezma Ай бұрын
Yea-
@sarahward8829
@sarahward8829 26 күн бұрын
my sister said i scream in my sleep
@rylee3887
@rylee3887 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m a terrible person” -kris A mood. A literal mood.
@explosiveblueberry
@explosiveblueberry 3 жыл бұрын
Her whole personality just makes me happy
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Same man
@shwecanaan7513
@shwecanaan7513 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@shwecanaan7513
@shwecanaan7513 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@DAMlENTHORN
@DAMlENTHORN 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@HEARTS4YOU13
@HEARTS4YOU13 Жыл бұрын
As you were saying "If I'm eating I need to be watching something" I'm literally watching you right now while eating suishi
@emmyb9130
@emmyb9130 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: Let's keep this family-friendly *Also Kris: *proceeds to cuss**
@tsfbaf303
@tsfbaf303 3 жыл бұрын
How is cursing not family friendly? All children know curses, don’t be so prude
@emmyb9130
@emmyb9130 3 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 they do but not many families accept cursing from their children (like school aged children)
@MossPathway
@MossPathway 3 жыл бұрын
People in my school swear a lot. I don't care if a youtuber swears but kids, or random people in irl
@SStupendous
@SStupendous 2 жыл бұрын
@@MossPathway Realistically from 7th Grade to the end of college, most people's schools and education centers have year-groups that swear, let's be honest
@vikkiledgard8483
@vikkiledgard8483 2 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 *prudish
@maddielee9269
@maddielee9269 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a terrible person" - Kris who also is the best dog mom to Kevin and makes everyone smile and laugh constantly and is the only reason some of us smile on certain days
@TheRealMillennium
@TheRealMillennium 3 жыл бұрын
But it’s Opposite Day
@tylertarbert5041
@tylertarbert5041 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@water9046
@water9046 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealMillennium nah
@searchingforanswers1701
@searchingforanswers1701 3 жыл бұрын
She's dope. Seems like the kind of friend you can have fun with no matter what you're doing. Like just dying laughing at Walmart.
@RobynK1986
@RobynK1986 3 жыл бұрын
Or when your in the middle of leeds (a big ish city if you don’t know) and you have no clue where anything is and pull out google maps and try to follow it with your friend We laughed constantly until we found the bus station - one of the best days ever
@KatieM786
@KatieM786 3 жыл бұрын
@@RobynK1986 I feel you! I lived in Leeds for a while and it was hella confusing...I spent over an hour one day stuck on the ring road on the way home from work trying to get to my house.
@RobynK1986
@RobynK1986 3 жыл бұрын
@@KatieM786 lol yea even worse for us we were walking
@FunnyVR-zv4el
@FunnyVR-zv4el 10 ай бұрын
Can I just say I love your KZbin videos so much they bring me joy when I’m sad. You got me over my depression. Thank you so much for bringing me joy. I love you.💚
@TM-jz1ef
@TM-jz1ef 3 жыл бұрын
Kris straight after cussing: This is a family friendly channel
@QueenNebulous13
@QueenNebulous13 3 жыл бұрын
Right!? 🤣
@potterhead8963
@potterhead8963 3 жыл бұрын
No. Framily Friendly Channel.
@blakewright8532
@blakewright8532 3 жыл бұрын
Yo is no1 gonna take note that kris LIGIT said I swallow s*men like I think u just got caught in 4k🤨📸📸📸
@lh9761
@lh9761 8 ай бұрын
The signature, for sure
@ocusfendus
@ocusfendus 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: “you look kinda good today, ngl” Literally, i was feeling so insecure, and now you are the star of my day. Thank you Kris, ily
@layden12007
@layden12007 3 жыл бұрын
"Dad what's dark humour" "You see that guy with no arms over there tell him to clap" "But dad I'm blind" "Exactly"
@kaushikassagur769
@kaushikassagur769 3 жыл бұрын
literally *dark* humour
@_Liz_202
@_Liz_202 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that one lol
@mrwaffle69
@mrwaffle69 3 жыл бұрын
ohh I remember looping that Ik that tiktoker
@MarryPotter8163
@MarryPotter8163 3 жыл бұрын
@@2x2-n3n ye ikr. Lol ;-;
@Murasaki.Masaru
@Murasaki.Masaru 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I laughed! Im sorry
@are_you_a_potato
@are_you_a_potato Жыл бұрын
The "Im going to the dollar store oh bleyeuoqdj-" had me dying cause that is so me lol
@freddie488
@freddie488 3 жыл бұрын
Kris, if you were 'unalive' then there would be so many unhappy people. You make us laugh, give us comfort and let us be seen. Keep being you!
@sarahward8829
@sarahward8829 26 күн бұрын
yaasss
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing,”And you can Call me Kris” just makes my whole day no matter what happend
@havebestday8784
@havebestday8784 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ennardlovesbutter487
@ennardlovesbutter487 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@ennardlovesbutter487
@ennardlovesbutter487 3 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 lol
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs
@uhhhhhhhhhhhehuehrjsdhfs 3 жыл бұрын
@@Scoob61233 idk I guess both
@candymarie17
@candymarie17 3 жыл бұрын
Even when its sunday night and knowing your going to school tomorrow and you only get a few hours of sleep that night
@emilysava7234
@emilysava7234 3 жыл бұрын
nobody: Kris every time *It* is mentioned: "I'm absina- abstin-" literally love the little skits in between 🥰
@Happy_Animator
@Happy_Animator Ай бұрын
0:19 never have i seen a perfect representation of myself while talking. I think i get it from my dad.
@joshuadonn4615
@joshuadonn4615 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m 25, and I just wanna be… unalived” is it just me or does anyone else wanna just give Kris a hug and tell her its okay We all love u Kris ❤️❤️
@kellyforseth1148
@kellyforseth1148 2 жыл бұрын
yes, it be facts
@BATMAN-wc8ln
@BATMAN-wc8ln 2 жыл бұрын
Its just you mate
@joshuadonn4615
@joshuadonn4615 2 жыл бұрын
Well then there’s smth wrong with you ☺️
@BATMAN-wc8ln
@BATMAN-wc8ln 2 жыл бұрын
I'm kidding mate
@kingrazine1579
@kingrazine1579 2 жыл бұрын
I just want to liven't :)
@moonlightforever
@moonlightforever 3 жыл бұрын
Dark humour at its finest 🥰
@Demeza16
@Demeza16 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Scaryanimall
@Scaryanimall 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@_mylifesucks_LOL
@_mylifesucks_LOL 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@quinn_lu3727
@quinn_lu3727 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@SwWasHere
@SwWasHere 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tuckerwyrick6041
@tuckerwyrick6041 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: "youre looking good, yeah" Me: finally someone appreciates me
@pleaseenteraname4066
@pleaseenteraname4066 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahah…ahhhAAAAAA
@dominique5631
@dominique5631 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lailah.J 💀
@JunkoEnoshima-
@JunkoEnoshima- 3 жыл бұрын
True
@Madeline-h4c
@Madeline-h4c Ай бұрын
0:49 framily fiendly channel as she proceeds to swear 😂😂
@Be1_ca4
@Be1_ca4 2 жыл бұрын
when she says " i'm a terrible person" but she complements us every video
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 Жыл бұрын
Thats called a dark empath
@Aleesee1625
@Aleesee1625 Жыл бұрын
I read that as she said it haha
@usfbull523
@usfbull523 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: I’m a terrible person Me: Same. The Relatability level just keeps increasing.
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@mariaertzemorillas791
@mariaertzemorillas791 Жыл бұрын
-Kris’s optimistic sister: “You wanna hear some dark humor?” -Kris: “Oh yeah, I love dark humor.” -Her sister: “*Turns off the lights* Knock knock.” -Kris: “Turn the Danm lights back on.”
@Phoenix-md8sh
@Phoenix-md8sh Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The_tooth_ytalt
@The_tooth_ytalt Жыл бұрын
fax no printer
@stormcloud3418
@stormcloud3418 Жыл бұрын
I suddenly don't understand
@FunnyBunny-q9f
@FunnyBunny-q9f Жыл бұрын
everyone's done that joke at this point
@LukeSolita1207
@LukeSolita1207 Жыл бұрын
😂
@jhunsuc1239
@jhunsuc1239 10 ай бұрын
As a Southern American, I absolutely love your Southern impression! It's so spot on, it cracks me up every time
@innelkamlav4737
@innelkamlav4737 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: “I just want chaos” Me thinking: “I just found my soulmate”
@arktykkwynd6861
@arktykkwynd6861 3 жыл бұрын
We all want chaos in varying degrees
@peyparoni
@peyparoni 2 жыл бұрын
It's not fair I can't compliment Kris back in-person, she always makes me feel good about myself 😂
@Noname鬱ヺ可
@Noname鬱ヺ可 3 жыл бұрын
let’s take a moment to appreciate Kris making us smile everyday
@Simplybobross
@Simplybobross 3 жыл бұрын
Killua
@cooperwagner5913
@cooperwagner5913 3 жыл бұрын
Yes we shall
@DylanSiler
@DylanSiler 3 жыл бұрын
Fr(Killua 🥰)
@zurrosssss8587
@zurrosssss8587 3 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@aletheairvin7920
@aletheairvin7920 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s
@jutkick2323
@jutkick2323 Жыл бұрын
i love your positive attitude and your realness, you inspire me to just move on and live my life when i actually gave up on it.. love
@ruthannshepherd9054
@ruthannshepherd9054 2 жыл бұрын
Once we had overnight guests so my daughter slept in with me. Well I had JUST fallen into a deep sleep, when she sat bolt upright screamed "NINJAS" and laid back down. Needless to say, I had a heart attack and maybe died for a moment or two. While she slept on peacefully and I was wide awake with my eyes bugging out for the rest of the night.
@bluemushroomsoftheforest
@bluemushroomsoftheforest 2 жыл бұрын
What caused your child to summon a damn ninja at 3am?
@thetunedtank8048
@thetunedtank8048 2 жыл бұрын
Once I slept over at my friends house and in the middle of the night I heard meowing...her cat had died 4yrs prior...turned out is was the f*cking parrot XD
@randomlightstand
@randomlightstand 2 жыл бұрын
@@thetunedtank8048 oh my God
@lexamarie9507
@lexamarie9507 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been known to yell random words or phrases (everything from donuts to damn it ***), scream and mumble a lot. I have also cried so hard or yelled so loud I’ve woken myself up. My family has gotten used to it at this point 😅
@amypowell9963
@amypowell9963 2 жыл бұрын
One time I was at a sleepover and I had a friend who sleep talks, she had yelled really loud it woke every one up
@audreyahmed2048
@audreyahmed2048 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: Hey, looking good, got something from the dollar store. Also Kris: So let's look at some dark humour.
@kitty_claws_x
@kitty_claws_x 3 жыл бұрын
I love her intro cause I feel so much better
@lennie_doherty1409
@lennie_doherty1409 3 жыл бұрын
Kris:"We like to keep it family friendly here" Also Kris:"Oh shit"
@abby78810
@abby78810 10 ай бұрын
I'm so late to this but I had to put in my two cents! With Kris' pilot sketch. When the flight attendant asked if she was a pilot, I would have responded, yes, the Honda Pilot
@zenixedits7132
@zenixedits7132 2 жыл бұрын
Kris in her intro: “you look good!” Me: *Crying with mascara runing down my face this whole video*
@aiyanalee9755
@aiyanalee9755 2 жыл бұрын
OOF that is legit me like every time she posts lmao
@demonfriend4205
@demonfriend4205 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh in was naked I just got out of the hot tub
@fakecastiel
@fakecastiel 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, like from laughter? I thought something was wrong.
@streetlightsglow
@streetlightsglow 2 жыл бұрын
Who are you and how did you get access to my computer camara😊
@dimitri877
@dimitri877 2 жыл бұрын
I whish I was actually wearing mascara.. wait, wut, no, that's not a more manly thing to say dude..
@kunjaltanna2006
@kunjaltanna2006 3 жыл бұрын
Kris, you look like you're literally glowing. The shiny eyeliner, the lip gloss, even your skin, it's perfect ❤
@Memimopo
@Memimopo Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say " The way she gives us a compliment before the video actually starts" that's really sweet.
@Madeleine-gl1vb
@Madeleine-gl1vb 4 ай бұрын
OMG can we just appreciate how gorgeous her makeup is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@bridgetllama8983
@bridgetllama8983 3 жыл бұрын
Kris proves that everyone’s humour is broken and no one minds. Love you, your videos they always make me laugh. 💚😹
@finn_20
@finn_20 2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: pick what you want to watch AS YOUR FOOD COOKS so you don’t have to lose the heat. Just pick, sit, eat, watch🙃
@midvoiceimpressions
@midvoiceimpressions 2 жыл бұрын
WOW!!!!
@breemari7770
@breemari7770 2 жыл бұрын
I use this trick on the daily it’s a miracle worker
@l.linkevych6145
@l.linkevych6145 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a good one. Though the problem is while I pick the video, which cannot be done in a short time, my rice will be fried even though I set it to boil.
@ellafelmingham7350
@ellafelmingham7350 3 жыл бұрын
I've had exams all day and this just makes everything better 🙃
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@ellienibbles3402
@ellienibbles3402 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ellienibbles3402
@ellienibbles3402 3 жыл бұрын
Hope you did good
@twoface5743
@twoface5743 3 жыл бұрын
same :(
@nannuuuuu
@nannuuuuu 3 жыл бұрын
Same🥵
@IsabellaBetzler-qc1ck
@IsabellaBetzler-qc1ck 4 ай бұрын
“ If I am eating something I need to be watching something” Litterally like 5mins ago I was eating some mini tacos and watching dis video.
@cass4388
@cass4388 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: "I'm 25 and I want to be unalive" Me: "I'm 14 and I'm gonna go drown in a stream" :)
@aletheairvin7920
@aletheairvin7920 3 жыл бұрын
What stream you goin to ima join in 😂
@Sellierthanyou
@Sellierthanyou 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful. I’m 15 and I wanna jump off Burj Khalifa- thing??? Idk 💀🤚
@KpC169
@KpC169 3 жыл бұрын
Can I join you?
@aletheairvin7920
@aletheairvin7920 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao group suicide what could be better? We all wanna die it’s normal right…….. RIGHT 😀
@cass4388
@cass4388 3 жыл бұрын
@@aletheairvin7920 More normal than ever
@beingartful1686
@beingartful1686 3 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone I am kallmekris and you can call me Kris" is iconic, never fails me in getting a smile on my face, makes my day!!!!
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@littlemissme3726
@littlemissme3726 3 ай бұрын
Addressing the hotel bedsheet tucking thing, they actually do that so that bedbugs can't get into the bed while the room is waiting for an inhabitant :)
@Voltage256
@Voltage256 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: This is a family friendly channel Also Kris: *Basically admits she's swallowed seman before* 😂
@jaderose-mc2fq
@jaderose-mc2fq 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@lucario2able
@lucario2able 3 жыл бұрын
Who hasn't though lol
@dogwashthefirst597
@dogwashthefirst597 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucario2able 📸🤨
@ix_nil
@ix_nil 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I love ocean male
@Sakuta3220
@Sakuta3220 3 жыл бұрын
@@lucario2able ayoooo 😧
@QUEEN_PLANET
@QUEEN_PLANET 3 жыл бұрын
The part where you said "when I'm eating something I need to be watching something" I relate to that soooooooo freaking much. FINALLY! Someone who does that too!
@astrophyaizen
@astrophyaizen 3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone does that :confusion:
@copperdopper2888
@copperdopper2888 3 жыл бұрын
Your whole personality makes me love humanity. Thanks for the faith I need
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes same
@copperdopper2888
@copperdopper2888 3 жыл бұрын
@Squid Game 🅥 nope. Do not put links on my comments
@gracebryant7784
@gracebryant7784 22 күн бұрын
Anyone who mentions pineapple as an acceptable pizza topping should have to babysit Riley while drunk Katrina critiques...they deserve it 😂
@Cats.and.sadness
@Cats.and.sadness 3 жыл бұрын
Me:expects jokes about dead children (i love dark dark humor) Kris: frog playing poker
@rheathomas199
@rheathomas199 3 жыл бұрын
the thing with kris is that she seems like such a fun and outgoing person like-
@Emerald.She-Ra
@Emerald.She-Ra 3 жыл бұрын
The lush "soap" is actually a massage bar and not to be used in the shower because of the risk of the aduki beans sprouting! 🤣🤣🤣
@kuehnerthanyou3409
@kuehnerthanyou3409 3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering about that lmao
@SiennaJepson
@SiennaJepson 10 ай бұрын
You can like this if you’re watching in 2024
@user-shroomyxoxo
@user-shroomyxoxo 5 ай бұрын
Me
@Iris_Is_Ded
@Iris_Is_Ded 5 ай бұрын
My dumbass: :D
@KristalValerio-y4u
@KristalValerio-y4u 5 ай бұрын
Hello
@thespudlord686
@thespudlord686 5 ай бұрын
Try to come up with something insightful or funny instead of that spam trash
@jessethomson3109
@jessethomson3109 5 ай бұрын
Well no Fukien shit😂😊
@zarapirotta7734
@zarapirotta7734 3 жыл бұрын
When kris accidentally says I do too, to the dark question right after she explained she was a family friendly channel.😂🤣
@Strawberrycaqe
@Strawberrycaqe 3 жыл бұрын
I love kris she is so funny and how she goes off topic without even noticing is always so funny. I love your videos you never fail to make me laugh!
@amandaatwell7026
@amandaatwell7026 3 жыл бұрын
Kris be like: "You're looking good, yeah." Me: looking down at the PJs that I haven't changed out off yet...
@Soy_boy-by8ez
@Soy_boy-by8ez 3 жыл бұрын
hey I'm in pjs too :D also fo people like.. change out of thier pjs in thier own home?? like.. doesn't everyone wear pjs at home anyway??
@imbored011
@imbored011 3 жыл бұрын
@Lola Dacey So am I
@phlyingchicken4768
@phlyingchicken4768 3 жыл бұрын
So am i
@the_king_of_introverts3540
@the_king_of_introverts3540 3 жыл бұрын
Well shit i am not in any- FBI OPEN UP!!!
@explodedheart
@explodedheart 3 жыл бұрын
@@phlyingchicken4768 So am I
@Free-zg1ov
@Free-zg1ov 9 ай бұрын
In my school I have the highest GPA alongside some of my classmates, for us its 4.33, that does spark my curiosity though, if schools have higher GPA's, also awesome video!
@WayToVibe
@WayToVibe 3 жыл бұрын
That one about the stay-at-home husband: I'm a lady and all my life I have distrusted men to be able to hold down a job and provide so I always, always assumed that I'd be the provider. My mark of wealth would be making enough money to cherry-pick literally any man I want to marry and then keep him in good cognac while I ran my business empire. I'm 36 and don't even own a house yet so this is gonna take a while.
@anafilipa3912
@anafilipa3912 3 жыл бұрын
The problem with paper straws is that they're not even recyclable, so it's just as bad as regular straws. I use reusable silicone ones instead 😃
@alyssabrown-carleton6173
@alyssabrown-carleton6173 3 жыл бұрын
And those aren't the major problem. It's big corporations and horrible recycling programs to begin with
@ItzBreezy9071
@ItzBreezy9071 3 жыл бұрын
Save the turtles!! 🐢😂
@Flwrsfrus
@Flwrsfrus 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItzBreezy9071 *no.*
@Ghost11010
@Ghost11010 3 жыл бұрын
Good to know there are others that also do not take a bite of their food until they've settled on something to watch. I've been making a better effort to try an find something in advanced. But then when I'm about to sit down with my food, I've changed my mind and want to watch something else.
@dazedandconfused2557
@dazedandconfused2557 3 жыл бұрын
I literally sat down with my food and found this video to watch. I was freaked out when she talked about it XD
@sharnhawkey7547
@sharnhawkey7547 3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@Racewitchina
@Racewitchina 3 жыл бұрын
Same I had. Burger and I was like it has to IT HAS TO be perfect so I gotta find the film first
@vrbeast1391
@vrbeast1391 26 күн бұрын
Fun fact. Two years ago when I graduated High School and moved into an apartment my dad gave me a box of popcorn he'd gotten at Costco who knows when. When I finally made a bag there wasn't any buttery taste to it. I had found out that day that popcorn expires. This specific box was not one or two years old. No this box predated my entire existence. I wasn't even a thought when my dad got the box. I was born in May 2004. This one expired somewhere in 2001. So fun fact for you.
@rachelbowes
@rachelbowes 3 жыл бұрын
I heard a theory that Dora is actually blind because she always asks where things are and never looks at anything and boots leads her everywhere 😅
@mrfrogkingg
@mrfrogkingg 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@Best-vb2om
@Best-vb2om 3 жыл бұрын
more dark humour: Why did Ginny get Harry Potter's scar? Because her and Harry were discovering the chamber of secrets :)
@iepiphanyl5372
@iepiphanyl5372 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the ADHD moments Kris has. I relate on a whole 'nother level
@hoe2688
@hoe2688 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t you just love how she complements us to make us feel good about ourselves? Thank you kris🥰
@bomdgoes_boom
@bomdgoes_boom 2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@honeycone6120
@honeycone6120 2 жыл бұрын
HANAKO
@mintchipgirl8854
@mintchipgirl8854 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@kaitlynmartel7551
@kaitlynmartel7551 2 жыл бұрын
yes i love them because i am always depresed
@TheUnholyGangsterNoob
@TheUnholyGangsterNoob 2 жыл бұрын
I am the type to hate myself, and those comments always make me feel better
@CAT_WITH_LEGSSS
@CAT_WITH_LEGSSS 19 күн бұрын
10:22 yes I absolutely need to watch something when I’m eating. It’s crazy.
@lonelyladybug
@lonelyladybug 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: "You're looking good" Me: "Yeah and I went to the sun last night" Kris: "Wait what??" Me: "What? I thought we were saying things that are impossible."
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Root_Beer_Vr1
@Root_Beer_Vr1 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@sourspike5502
@sourspike5502 3 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is literally my entire personality 😂
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@cedarflower
@cedarflower 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@Murasaki.Masaru
@Murasaki.Masaru 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@pehalsharma2007
@pehalsharma2007 3 жыл бұрын
I love Kris so much she is literally my inspiration
@ellienibbles3402
@ellienibbles3402 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@TheDelicateDesigner06
@TheDelicateDesigner06 3 жыл бұрын
Epic!!
@datgaydangernoodle1315
@datgaydangernoodle1315 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@kallmekris
@kallmekris 3 жыл бұрын
🥺❤️
@pehalsharma2007
@pehalsharma2007 3 жыл бұрын
@@kallmekris omg thank you for replying
@johnnyharvey7707
@johnnyharvey7707 8 ай бұрын
Me when its 1 30 in the mourning: one more video! Me 7 hours later: one more video!
@Sandwich2.
@Sandwich2. Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris can just casually say “I’m a terrible person so let’s watch these”😂
@silasgrant1426
@silasgrant1426 3 жыл бұрын
StarBucks: "We're saving the envirememt with our paper straws!" Also StarBucks: Has plastic cups.
@hansika7656
@hansika7656 3 жыл бұрын
Hey is this okay?? I am thirteen You better get your teen..... "I saw them smoking"
@sohailaeissa9608
@sohailaeissa9608 3 жыл бұрын
@@hansika7656 wait what?
@hansika7656
@hansika7656 3 жыл бұрын
@@sohailaeissa9608 amm no no I was just asking that is this joke okay you seems like a nice person that's why I asked you well don't tell my mom i was here ❌👄❌
@Sherkynerdo
@Sherkynerdo Жыл бұрын
I like how kris is completely obsessed with mentioning how she is abstinent
@mikimiki7968
@mikimiki7968 Жыл бұрын
what she means to say is that she isn't getting any...
@Sherkynerdo
@Sherkynerdo Жыл бұрын
@@mikimiki7968 yea obviously im just saying it's funny how much she says it
@schm147
@schm147 Жыл бұрын
Is she really tho? 🤔
@fattydaddy4285
@fattydaddy4285 Жыл бұрын
Hell no she’s not, somebody who constantly claims they aren’t getting any, probably gets more than most. Just sayin. I love kris but she’s full of shit
@DarkLuca
@DarkLuca Жыл бұрын
wait....... what if its all.......... A HOAX!?
@HaxandReed
@HaxandReed Ай бұрын
I don’t have to take long to find a video to eat with I just put on any kmk video and I’m happy
@katieanne5608
@katieanne5608 3 жыл бұрын
kris: "does anybody else scream in their sleep" me: "no but i cry in my sleep...a lot" 😀
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@saminraiyan9414
@saminraiyan9414 3 жыл бұрын
No
@adelynnjack5392
@adelynnjack5392 Жыл бұрын
6:47 as someone who worked in housekeeping at a hotel: we were reprimanded if we didn't tuck in everything. We have to make it look nice, and apparently untucked beds don't look nice. Personally, it was my least favorite part because we had to lift up the bed and tuck the corners all weird, and there could be absolutely ZErO slack so that's why lol
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I'll share that fact if my friends are ever wondering, thanks!
@adelynnjack5392
@adelynnjack5392 Жыл бұрын
@@theodore_the_minecraftplayer you're welcome! Glad you found it educational ^^
@magmoo8079
@magmoo8079 3 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about hoping to find a razor blade in your nuggies it reminded me of one time when my Dad was at his grandma's house and they were eating his grandma's home made mac and cheese and they found a butter knife in the bottom of the mac and cheese so they called it there grandma's extra sharp cheddar mac and cheese.
@itz_gremlinyt9408
@itz_gremlinyt9408 3 жыл бұрын
BAHAAHAA
@ronytheblackcatyt8538
@ronytheblackcatyt8538 Жыл бұрын
"IF I am eating something I need to be watching something" Omg that is my too! My food gets cold when I pick to long as well! We fam!❤❤
@gregebsworth7914
@gregebsworth7914 Ай бұрын
Lol this was my eating vid! I’m eating lunch rn
@ronytheblackcatyt8538
@ronytheblackcatyt8538 Ай бұрын
@@gregebsworth7914 lolll
@galuxistar1615
@galuxistar1615 3 жыл бұрын
idk why I really love kris’s intro it’s just so nice and chill and not over exaggerated like some youtubers
@killerjosh123yt
@killerjosh123yt 2 жыл бұрын
me - *just woke up* Kris - “you look good” me - “aww thank you”
@sunshine_afton
@sunshine_afton Жыл бұрын
same!!!!
@HazelGamezAlot
@HazelGamezAlot Жыл бұрын
Kris- I know you're naked me-DANG GURL HOW DO YOU KNOW???
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
Me- *stressing about school and stuff* Kris- "You look fabulous" Me- "You are my favorite, and the only reason I have any confidence" (I only believe her compliments lol, not any I get from people irl)
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer
@theodore_the_minecraftplayer Жыл бұрын
@@HazelGamezAlot So true tho
@yamaracruz1268
@yamaracruz1268 3 жыл бұрын
New drinking game, everyone drink 1/3 of a bottle every time Kris says she's abstinent. Also, Kris saying "fck the turtles..." gave me a laughing/coughing fit.
@Dragons-Veloce-Gaming_YT667
@Dragons-Veloce-Gaming_YT667 Жыл бұрын
The screaming in your sleep is something I used to relate to but for some reason I don't have dreams anymore.
@pepsi7749
@pepsi7749 3 жыл бұрын
*at the end* Kris: "Am I the only one who screams in their sleep?" Me: Looks like we are alot like each other
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 3 жыл бұрын
I talk. My bf and his brother laugh at what I say in my sleep when I'm over there and I sleep talk. I usually nap in the living room in the afternoon or evening and his brother thinks the stuff I say is hilarious. Tbh my bestie has told me I've said some pretty funny things over the years too; we've been besties for 25 years now.
@black_rainbow5471
@black_rainbow5471 3 жыл бұрын
17:55 Just as you said "I can't do it" I got an ad saying "do it", I can't 😂😭
@joshua1670
@joshua1670 2 жыл бұрын
Kris: " this is a family friendly channel " also kris: " Fuck! "
@Followthecat893
@Followthecat893 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to be this guy but she said “Channel” not “Show”. Again, sorry.
@joshua1670
@joshua1670 2 жыл бұрын
@@Followthecat893 no you're fine, thanks for telling me!
@anthonypappagallo4696
@anthonypappagallo4696 2 жыл бұрын
Lol so true
@jasonakolacz4464
@jasonakolacz4464 2 жыл бұрын
XD so true!
@Didi-217
@Didi-217 5 ай бұрын
Kris:" Does anyone else need to watch something while they're eating? " Me: *munching on pretzels while watching the video*" It's an unofficial law." 😂
@kjfirecracker8435
@kjfirecracker8435 3 жыл бұрын
"anyone else scream in their sleep, no? Just me?" Absolutely killed me
@File4Code.x
@File4Code.x 3 жыл бұрын
One time my lil sister said in her sleep AND I QUOTE "My ToOtHbRuSh Is GaY" ..... I think she needs help 🌝
@idiot560
@idiot560 3 жыл бұрын
@@File4Code.x lololol wtf
@File4Code.x
@File4Code.x 3 жыл бұрын
@@idiot560 wtf indeed 🌝
@ottomanempire7684
@ottomanempire7684 3 жыл бұрын
one time i fell back asleep and still be able to notice i was sleep screaming screamed my brothers name still don't know why i screamed it in that state
@brandyfrasier9716
@brandyfrasier9716 3 жыл бұрын
i scream in my sleep and sleepwalk...
@taeteawithsugaandkookie558
@taeteawithsugaandkookie558 3 жыл бұрын
Kris trying to say family friendly and then swearing is just it for me😂😂😂😂
@SunshineJo2008
@SunshineJo2008 2 жыл бұрын
i love how she hates on herself and then tells us we are not allowed to hate on ourselves
@000aples
@000aples Ай бұрын
1:57 you have to consume more than that in water alone per day lmao
@marcriches7513
@marcriches7513 3 жыл бұрын
Me: wanna hear some dark humour? Kris:sure Me:k "Turns lights off" Me: knock knock Kris: turn the lights back on
@evanbrooksishot3117
@evanbrooksishot3117 3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHAHA YES
@evanbrooksishot3117
@evanbrooksishot3117 3 жыл бұрын
@TheHicraft it's a really old vine, it was really popular a while ago
@evanbrooksishot3117
@evanbrooksishot3117 3 жыл бұрын
@TheHicraft YEA EXACTLY AKCJJDNV
@brianhaage9248
@brianhaage9248 3 жыл бұрын
Bruuhhhh dark humour to the max
@Thatonetiktoker-cj8ec
@Thatonetiktoker-cj8ec 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@elliannamcduffie3641
@elliannamcduffie3641 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris - I am currently writing this comment while sitting in a hotel room. It's so reassuring and comforting to know that the reason the sheets are tucked in so tight is because the hotel employee is going to murder me tonight. I'm going to sleep just great.
@heathercrouse2580
@heathercrouse2580 2 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?! that made me rethink hotel stays
@PurpleShadowRizzard
@PurpleShadowRizzard 2 жыл бұрын
as a twelve year old in a hotel, i do not need this irrational fear!!! (but true lol)
@NaomiLankester
@NaomiLankester 2 жыл бұрын
That is just so sad, I hope you are still alive
@ryleecarter4908
@ryleecarter4908 2 жыл бұрын
you better sleep great or else we cant get you 😠
@averybartlett4053
@averybartlett4053 2 жыл бұрын
I just got home from a hotel.. I’m glad I saw this after or I definitely would’ve been sleeping on the floor 😂
@recklessking1997
@recklessking1997 3 жыл бұрын
"Anyone else scream in their sleep?" Why yes. Night terrors are a thing and I wish it was only just screaming. I know my neighbors think I fight people at night or killing someone but its just PTSD.
@daniellemiller6129
@daniellemiller6129 3 жыл бұрын
Ranbooooooo sleep talks
@mrfrogkingg
@mrfrogkingg 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're getting better... I really don't know much about stuff like that. I hope you're okay tho.
@izzy23152
@izzy23152 3 жыл бұрын
Aw that sucks I hope you feel nice tonight :)
@mikkitoro8933
@mikkitoro8933 3 жыл бұрын
So you got... Shell shock?
@BrandonM2001
@BrandonM2001 6 ай бұрын
“Is it safe to swallow semen?” “Maybe?” God, I love Bob The Drag Queen, he does great drag 😂
@QueenNebulous13
@QueenNebulous13 3 жыл бұрын
Kris: "This is a family friendly channel." Also Kris: "dumb ass" "Oh shit. Oh shit!!" 🤣
@ethanprochniak978
@ethanprochniak978 3 жыл бұрын
the funniest thing just happened, when she said "ADHD whoo!" an ad came on saying, "students with ADHD save ten hours with this extension."
@zeeshansyed5148
@zeeshansyed5148 2 жыл бұрын
Let me me guess was it speechify?
@ethanprochniak978
@ethanprochniak978 2 жыл бұрын
@@zeeshansyed5148 Who else?
@navia_png6939
@navia_png6939 2 жыл бұрын
I hate when they use ADHD for sales. it makes me angry :(((
@kyiabernon5797
@kyiabernon5797 2 жыл бұрын
I love it when kris always compliments us in every video
@HazelGamezAlot
@HazelGamezAlot Жыл бұрын
fax
@Abigail-ud2pt
@Abigail-ud2pt 5 ай бұрын
The green light is a mood
@maggiehogan009
@maggiehogan009 3 жыл бұрын
I was just baking and I was SO STRESSED OMG and I saw this and got rlly happy and this made my day!
@maaha_chinoy
@maaha_chinoy 3 жыл бұрын
Samee
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