One of my best friends in school was Asian. She invited me to her parents' house and they were the sweetest people I've ever met.
@KalvinNi3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoy it! A lot of Asian people are genuinely nice people. -------------------- Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi
@darlenebuck31893 жыл бұрын
Markiplier is half asian and he's funny and friendly.
@aprilnguyens3 жыл бұрын
👍
@sifsif27253 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! Wdym "was"? What happened
@ramen9473 жыл бұрын
That's crazy
@LentPanic73 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know how to play piano. All I know is how to play video games.” Making this into a shirt for my Asian brothers and sisters who disappointed their families.
@lucasbibby19823 жыл бұрын
This made me literally lol
@gotanygrapes8313 жыл бұрын
Word
@Snowfang003 жыл бұрын
I do figure skating lessons. You’d be surprised how many of my classmates are young Asian kids with their parents coaching them from the sides when practicing.
@connerwine82572 жыл бұрын
@@Snowfang00 gaming is better
@habenero678Ай бұрын
I hear ocarina of time actually lets you play a few notes, or you could use FF14 and program in Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
@rowlanddavid15762 жыл бұрын
"I can't play the piano, but I can play videogames." Music to my ears.
@sabin97 Жыл бұрын
the best racist asian joke i've heard was told by an asian guy. he said "i'm asian. the happier i get the less i can see".....i almost died laughing.
@landsraad97453 ай бұрын
For people who care confused... Its a slanted eye joke
@jonathanaman65732 ай бұрын
@@landsraad9745this round eye gringo got it.
@far221862 ай бұрын
That's not what racism is
@Xyl8phony3 сағат бұрын
@@far22186 ???
@markchristensen233 жыл бұрын
I dated a Chinese woman, before. As you said, she knew how to play the piano and the violin. Her parents were fairly wealthy, which I didn't learn until later. That didn't matter to me, but it definitely mattered to them.
@bochapman10583 ай бұрын
You’re lucky didn’t try to marry her. You’re expected to give them (her parents) very extravagant gifts. My buddy married a girl in China and her parents were pissed. They only got $1000 from the husband’s parents. But they weren’t wealthy. They didn’t have more to give.
@BenjaminGessel2 ай бұрын
GEEEEEZZZZ….
@astherielleloella-ximena4023 жыл бұрын
I like how you are not offend by family guy’s Asian jokes.
@KalvinNi3 жыл бұрын
I know it just a jokes so I just brush it off. lol -------------------- Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi
@dj-yf9jg3 жыл бұрын
He just expects it at this point too!
@michaelking20503 жыл бұрын
Its prob because hes not a woke white activist that understands jokes are jokes
@artistjoh3 жыл бұрын
It would be offensive if they just picked on Asians, but they pick on everyone - British, French, Mexicans, Mormons, Irish, Australians, etc etc etc, so everyone gets a chance to laugh at themselves :)
@asgsteveo95643 жыл бұрын
Thata cause he's not a little snowflake
@joebaumgart11463 жыл бұрын
My friend Mallory is Half Chinese and Half Italian, but looks Chinese. She begged me to come to her Halloween party in straight up yellow face and she dressed in Whiteface! Her Chinese dad laughed so hard!
@GeekZone2103 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised the dad didn't get upset.
@joebaumgart11463 жыл бұрын
@@GeekZone210 he's off the boat and he knows I was just kidding.
@spirit16003 жыл бұрын
My family went to China in 1984 and we were taken to see the pandas and turned around and my brother was missing. My brother, who was 10 and had pale blonde hair, had been grabbed by several Chinese families to take pictures with their own kids. They had never seen a kid so pale and with such blonde hair. My parents were frantic, my sister and I thought it was hilarious once we figured out what was going on.
@sushigooo80613 жыл бұрын
Oh my!! I remember something similar when i was little. We where living in korea at the time. I was 4 and my brother was two. This was like 13 years ago too. My family is very European looking and every other day a random Korean woman would pick either me or my brother up and run with us to show their friends three blocks down. They would yell, "beautiful baby" over and over. I mean to be honest, we arent that cute so i dont know what they ment.😂 they planned to return us but my poor mom who didn't speak korean besides, hello and thank you would frantically run after them. The ladies where nice though, not like they were trying to kidnap us.😂
@TocRat20093 жыл бұрын
I believe it. I took my family home to Hawaii and when were comin out of the Honolulu Zoo, a pair of Japanese tourists stopped us (politely) to ask if they could pose for pictures with my baby boy. They were throwing p peace signs and smiling and just so happy to be taking photos next to my boy.
@apolloknight95212 жыл бұрын
@@sushigooo8061 did that really happen?!
@sushigooo80612 жыл бұрын
@@apolloknight9521 yes.😂😂
@Aaron-zt5ee4 ай бұрын
Korea was the same way.
@sreypovchun6633 жыл бұрын
As someone living in Hong Kong I can tell you the one about Asian people boarding the subway is so true
@pyrointeam3 жыл бұрын
My vietnamese friend always jokes about seeing 16:9, one day he was stopped by german police for passing a red light arguing he couldn't see it because his asian eyes. They believed him.
@irishboyrants80863 жыл бұрын
Bro, look it this man grow as a KZbinr! Way to go Kelvin. Hope you make it to a million by the end of 2021!
@mamaluigi14383 жыл бұрын
B o r a t
@JuanMoreno-hl8le Жыл бұрын
nope ,he didn't. Not even close,ching, chang ,chong,lol.
@m0b433 жыл бұрын
I'm Asian and I can relate to most of these things lmao.
@aztecelotl3 жыл бұрын
Mention one, please
@m0b433 жыл бұрын
One that was not mentioned in the video is when people say that all asians have slanted/small eyes
@RightSideRising3 жыл бұрын
@@m0b43 it was kind of mentioned at 4:30
@harshh90003 жыл бұрын
@Queue Kumber WHAT
@harshh90003 жыл бұрын
@Queue Kumber you have to be joking...
@ash_j_williams3 жыл бұрын
You know it's a good day when Kelvin Lee uploads
@Kknoko3 жыл бұрын
Facts!😂😌😌
@KalvinNi3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching! C: Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi
@bruceborneman3 жыл бұрын
We all have some sort of stereotype. Life doesn't always need to be so serious.
@tekay443 жыл бұрын
oh yeah, i am Irish and I can't think of one stereotype....um well maybe one...umm
@geekymetalhead51123 жыл бұрын
I'm half European and Half Hispanic. I rarely hear Hispanic jokes but I do hear plenty of Irish ones
@Arthaius3 ай бұрын
@@tekay44 - My family is Irish, and supposedly Irish are Horny drunks who like to fight. Well, I have to disagree, I don't like fighting or drinking really.
@newdemonking82173 жыл бұрын
A: Average B: Below Average C: you Can't have dinner D: Don't come home F: you Find a new family
@Hidden7953 жыл бұрын
I have so much respect for Kelvin, this guy can crank out daily videos like its nothing
@racafritz3 жыл бұрын
With show’s like Family Guy no one is safe from being roasted. I don’t remember if it was Mel Brooks or Don Rickles that said something like, if you don’t make fun of everyone then it’s racist.
@johnboy40253 жыл бұрын
They spare the Democrats though
@moneylover3183 жыл бұрын
@@johnboy4025 They don't spare like democrats brian is the Democrat joke
@TheEngwall3 жыл бұрын
I had a family from Vietnam next door. Every evening their older kids were playing cello and violin! Guess it could've been worse, like hip-hop🤣
@KitsunesTrove3 жыл бұрын
It's true what you said about learning things you don't need to know. When I took algebra in high school, my teachers always told us that we needed to know algebra, because we would use it everyday in the real world. Not once since graduating high school have I had to use algebra. Thankfully. I'm horrible at math, despite being half-Japanese, lol.
@LordEternal313 жыл бұрын
as a black guy: I love Asian people because you guys are so ridiculously funny and amazing people ever!
@midknight3350 Жыл бұрын
As a white guy, I agree 💯
@MightnightSamuraiSake2 жыл бұрын
So much respect for being able to take a joke 🙌
@tser19833 жыл бұрын
This video is awesome af, glad u have a good sense of humor. Keep up the good work bro
@bryanspencer79163 жыл бұрын
This is what it about laughing and enjoying a joke
@morrigankasa5703 жыл бұрын
Love your reactions and content. Please keep it up best you can.
@KalvinNi3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I will try my best C: Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi
@keetmadu10542 ай бұрын
As an Italian I laugh my ass at the Italian Stereotypes. We gotta laugh.
@zachtonight757 ай бұрын
2:24 This scene reminded me of samurai culture: As a samurai in practice, seppuku was used voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely be tortured), as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offences, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. EDIT: I actually studied Asian culture because I'm a huge fan of Asia, as well as England. These two countries are what shaped my worldview.
@anenglishmanplusamerican7107Ай бұрын
Greetings from an English guy!
@jlawsl2 ай бұрын
07:10, I married an Asian woman and I spent the first 6 months being terrified and yelling while she was driving. She didn't know how bad she was until she got experience. Luckily, she got experience on how to drive better from an equally bad source, an angry Puerto Rican/American woman from the Jersey area. Now she will speed up just to flip people off and yell at them through a closed window, to include the parking lot chase and trying to honk the horn while I am driving. She drives a lot better but I fear getting the road rage shooting. Also, her accent is spot on and even worse then that. The mixed Indonesian/Mandarin/English curses in American dialect with a SE Asian accent are funny at times. In China, I saw a few times with people just yelling at each other on the side of the road because of obviously stupid accidents. In Japan, I got hit by cars 3 times...while on a bike. Also, while in Japan, I got terrified by the way Japanese women drive. In the US, my wife was terrified of her older Korean, Thai and Chinese American bosses driving because those women just expect everything to stop for them, kind of like the skit. Comedy gold.
@Bran08Eman3 ай бұрын
Some humor that can pass you was 3's Company Asian Town, is a spoof on an actual innuendo sitcom in 1970's of a guy living with 2 girls. Apocalypse zombie, they were eating the remains of their Japanese reporter when Peter says "They'll just be hungry again in an hour" referring what Americans say after eating Chinese food. Great reactions.
@3DJapan3 жыл бұрын
5:48 I lived in Florida for a while and almost every day I saw these Korean guys outside Starbucks with their cars, that looked straight out of Fast and the Furious. I didn't understand the Korean but they were clearly talking about their cars the whole time, every time I saw them.
@A_Username-kt5xi10 күн бұрын
Like how he didn't get the "hungry in another hour" joke around 8:43, lol.
@user-lh7mt7zo7l3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Americans don't understand that "Asian" also refers to indians and other people on the continent.
@callmeenzy57153 жыл бұрын
🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
@teohio3 жыл бұрын
I knew that" but im suprised no one else knew...
@tekay443 жыл бұрын
yes we do, brainiac.
@isshishiroorderofgoldenkit35503 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Muruta
@jevislife56753 жыл бұрын
@@tekay44 you do, a lot don't
@shereehi55392 жыл бұрын
I think squinted eyes are cute, like a cat’s. I also think Trisha can look like she is constantly and forever glaring for life😅
@animequeen56243 жыл бұрын
Omg I just stopped what I was doing to watch you watch family guy your my favorite youtuber keep uploading good content like this
@nysteponshi3 жыл бұрын
WOW you have blown up like crazy. I was here at 15k subs I’m so happy
@DjHazardous3 жыл бұрын
Been new to the channel and I'm lov'in every video man keep it up.👍
@jonathanbowling29043 жыл бұрын
Kelvin, I live in San Francisco. The Asians getting on the bus is so accurate (before Covid obviously). I showed this to to my asian friend and she laughed so hard at that joke.
@obsoletesystems42303 жыл бұрын
"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell"....the one the we all learnt in science
@MaharlikaAWA3 жыл бұрын
That giant Samsung phone is so true! I was in Korea in 2016 and this Taekwondo instructor guy had a huge samsung phone it was so big almost like a tablet. Haha! I don't know if that is still cool anymore in 2021.
@jtilton53 жыл бұрын
I had a Samsung Note 8 it was a cross between a phone and a minni tablet. It was great for watching films on the train or bus or on a flight.
@MaharlikaAWA3 жыл бұрын
@@jtilton5 thats why I think the guy I mentioned got it. But it so weird watching someone talk on the phone with it.
@jtilton53 жыл бұрын
@@MaharlikaAWA yeah, it was kinda weird but what I did was just plug in the earbuds/microphone when I wanted to make a call
@mikegroce68722 ай бұрын
My Chinese wife failed the driving test 3 times before finally passing. She says people in China have to take driving lessons for 6 months before getting a license.
@frankgunold2683 жыл бұрын
2:27 Seppuku (切腹, 'cutting [the] belly'), sometimes referred to as Harakiri
@SaishsJahshsb-ou9nl2 ай бұрын
I love how you just laugh about it all hahaha 🤣
@BarryWood-bm4hb28 күн бұрын
You don't have to explain the jokes we get it. Interrupting the video every time is ridiculous
@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more5 ай бұрын
this guy is a legend, proof that reaction videos get as good as someones charisma
@0mega.mechan1c.3 жыл бұрын
You are a cool guy & you gave the best sense of humor ever. Respect.
@iaragonzalez91063 жыл бұрын
Iam glad your still uploading video everyday I still watch you
@alexissherrill56243 жыл бұрын
*GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!*
@Crissy_tina3 жыл бұрын
I love your accent!
@dowdell2913 жыл бұрын
Man I felt that mitochondria part lol, so much useless information in my head
@pennywisethedancingclown224611 күн бұрын
Its probably more useful than tiktok videos
@podunkcitizen25622 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen an Asian in America driving an American Brand car. Almost always a Japanese car, occasionally a Mercedes.
@firedlake41653 жыл бұрын
Your One Of The Best KZbinrs Out They're, God Bless ✌🏻
@Sporek2 ай бұрын
- Dad, can you give me 5$ for candies? - What? Doctors and Lawyers should have a lot money! - But dad, I'm only 9 years old! - WHAT?! I was rich and much older when I was your age! Don't talk to me again! I don't have a son anymore! Move out or I'm calling cops!
@MTTT194 ай бұрын
I remember a gag from the episode, “Lois kills Stewie”, where Stewie sings a song and one of the lines is “The Asian Guy who cuts in front of every single line”. After working in a theme park for the Summer, I never saw that happen on any of the rides. However, when I worked in the shops, I did see that happen a lot.
@Twitch-pepper2 ай бұрын
I love your family, Guy reactionand accent😭🙏🏾
@paulpienkowski4982 жыл бұрын
Hah!!!! I just loved the mention of "mitochondria powerhouse of the cell". 😂
@Modellbaustammtisch3 жыл бұрын
05:17 Thank you for buying our cars! 😄👍🏻 Greetz from Germany 😉
@sonsofdarmy43253 жыл бұрын
that white bmw part was so real
@marcuspi9993 жыл бұрын
Whenever I watch family guy reactions, I suspect most people younger than about 40 miss most of the cultural reference jokes. He didn't get the Trix cereal commercial, the Three's Company reference, the Kojak reference, and the Chinese food joke when they ate the reporter.
@-wojo-10953 жыл бұрын
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
@ImACompulsiveLiar3 жыл бұрын
CHLOROPHYLL IS USED FOR PHOTOSYNTHESIS TO DEVELOP GLUCOSE
@androsthewarriorhighalpha3 жыл бұрын
I agree with you Kelvin.. you make good points..
@brianpearson16252 ай бұрын
Family guy roasts everyone like there is no tomorrow. It is good when people can laugh at it for the harsh comedy it is.
@jameshuggett3 жыл бұрын
7:36 So funny, not 100% of those gens are like that lol
@joebaumgart11463 жыл бұрын
When I was young I played Drums, trumpet, violin, and piano. We didn't have much money so most of the stuff we got at thrift stores or were hand me down from my dad. Well, I really wanted to learn Bass Guitar. My mother refused to get me one. She thought I had enought instruments crowding up the house. Well fast foward about 20 years. I'm 27 and I see a beautiful Wood grain Ibanez 6 string bass for $300 brand new. I saved up for over a year to buy it, an amp, some effects petals, and a stand. I spent about 2 days painting a beautiful portrait of my mother on the back and named the guitar Theresa after my mom. Just to spite her. I ended up mastering it within 6 months. I can now play whatever I want.
@Uncapullo25 күн бұрын
I think asian steriotypes are the most random of all
@kouroshbakhtiary34913 жыл бұрын
I wish the world have more people like you
@marcparsons1726Ай бұрын
Kojack bang bang is a line from the movie Foul Play (funny scene) Chevy Chase and Goldy Hawn
@Jason_Van_Stone3 жыл бұрын
I don't think he understood the last joke....the magician flipping the pen upright, then sideways, then only can the Asian people see the pen because it's mocking the "slant/sideways" eyes.
@XxREALg4ngst4xX3 жыл бұрын
You give comedy hope for the future
@nghermit49223 жыл бұрын
You made my day! I wish the world would relax and laugh at our differences!
@MrPoupard3 жыл бұрын
F Guy is brilliant. I hope it never changes.
@Mdobehere3 жыл бұрын
The best thing is that he has a favorite Asian joke himself
@geekysonic_productions3 жыл бұрын
2:29 Asian bully wins,...flawless victory,...ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸 𝕂𝕀ℝ𝕀 lmao
@JustyceMcallister3 ай бұрын
Kelvin said that the guy cut his belly with a knife but heres the historical concept of it. Seppuku is the act of cutting ones stomach to die, often to avoid torture or shame or dishonor. Another term for it is harakiri. It was carried out with a Japanese sword called a tanto.
@morganrobinson24363 жыл бұрын
My sister-in-law and brother live in Diamond Bar in Cali, and they have said the same thing about Asian parents. They are both educators, and have seen high rates of depression, suicide, and very high expectations for Asian students, due to the parents. The crazy thing is, you can have a trade now, with much less schooling than college, NO student loans, and make even more money!
@joshuavansciver91473 жыл бұрын
Haha. I think you missed a couple jokes in translation. Loved the video. I'd actually like chat with you and laugh at both our "trying to understand each other" jokes. 😋
@Fast_Eddy_Magic4 ай бұрын
When Chinese kids are learning to play the piano, they practice with a song called "Knife and Fork". Don't remember where I heard that one.
@upreydeen3 жыл бұрын
I worked in the "underword" Chinese World, I can tell this stereotypes are partially "real"
@LeoHwzrChannel3 жыл бұрын
The live action Ashton Kutcher commercial is because hes the real life husband of Meg's voice actress Mila Kunis. They were both actors in the TV comedy 'That 70s Show'
@drServitis3 жыл бұрын
HERE IS ANOTHER FUNNY VIDEO ABOUT RACISM AND ASIANS. ENJOY! kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoiyaHaDe5qiqrs
@johns94783 жыл бұрын
When it comes to driving, you just get comfortable with what you're used to. I used to have a friend from LA who was absolutely terrified riding in my old beater farm truck as we went through narrow mountain passes in the snow. She kept saying we were going to get stuck, even though we never did. I know the mountains in my area and I know the limits of my vehicle. On the other hand, she was completely comfortable driving in the city, something that still makes me anxious to this day. As for the whole eating roadkill thing, I would never drive drunk and certainly never eat anybody's pet, but cooking food on your engine is actually pretty easy. You basically just wrap it in aluminium foil and find a spot where it'll fit relatively securely while you're driving. Of course, your options will vary depending upon the make and model of your vehicle.
@virgoleo813 жыл бұрын
I believe the reason shows like Family Guy, South Park, and such get away with the racist jokes is because they make fun of everyone!
@demonlordotrt7543 жыл бұрын
Dont forget true...
@doomwolf79633 жыл бұрын
Asian people are awesome , they are welcoming , have great food , hardworking
@oliversherman24144 ай бұрын
This is hilarious 😆
@jonecuntapay95613 жыл бұрын
The phone tablet scooter joke gag maybe a reference to a KZbin video on a iPad turning it also into a skateboard(2 in 1 usage) I saw several years ago.
@JohnDoe-bo4go2 жыл бұрын
1:17 He never said anything about lazy that's a stereotype that's actually true or at least has become more true then ever before
@jessflo75842 ай бұрын
The asian driver is no longer an asian thing, everyone is like that now.
@F1rstWorldNomaD11 ай бұрын
4:00 Rickey Gervais called them out, live on the Golden Globes a few years back. Its was friggin glorious. Check it out if you havnt already.
@nicedog13 ай бұрын
My cousin married a woman from Beijing. His son is about twelve and is already an accomplished pianist and cellist.
@DominickRuscitti-ur6fi2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: yes we Americans know the difference but guess what we just don’t care
@karlhaug5001Ай бұрын
We Canadians don't either
@joebaumgart11463 жыл бұрын
I like your channel.
@chrisaustin62552 ай бұрын
One of many reasons I don't use apple, it was never allowed in my house, to this day my adult children won't use aaple
@michellemccloy8233 жыл бұрын
You should see the cutaway with Mr. Washy Washy in his house watching Star Trek. He is all like "Suuuuu luuuu he star of the the show...other guys just along for the ride."
@KalvinNi3 жыл бұрын
sounds interesting, I will check it out C: Hope you can check out my Patreon to support me: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi
@rodrigoamezcua69653 жыл бұрын
i like your videos brother!
@donaldowensiii74783 жыл бұрын
Love this man💪😂
@soniverse38442 жыл бұрын
2:26 I think that stabbing was referrencr to samurai thing called "seppukku". Samurai stab themselves when they are unworthy
@diptyajitbanerjee49353 жыл бұрын
Me, an Indian kid - Dad, my class test result is out. I got C. Dad - What did you say? Me - I said my class te.... Dad - ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
@frankenbeans93463 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, that's a high tier joke
@Hunter-fs1nj3 жыл бұрын
Where does the buck teeth Chinese thing come from? Never understood that one.
@denny4145 ай бұрын
It comes from a racist caricature of Chinese people from the old days
@alpal4822 ай бұрын
I never saw the Asian magic show clip before. 😂
@shervin79333 жыл бұрын
5:18 as a persian i can confirm.
@RealAryanGupta3 жыл бұрын
Atleast this wasn't limited to East Asians...
@ProBreakers4 ай бұрын
I went to Hong Kong with daughter who is pale and blond when she was like 5. Had quite a number of people randomly come up to us on the street who wanted to take a picture with her. We also went into a McDonald’s cause she wanted fries one day and all the girls behind the counter went crazy and came out for a picture and gave her the fries for free. So her celebrity did pay off lol .
@Iyiouseismouse3 ай бұрын
3:05 “It’s mitochondria… as in maybe you *might* do better than A for average next time! Oh It was an A+… So average plus DO BETTER!” ❤