Asian Guy React to Family Guy Funny Asians Stereotypes

[@kimberlys8422]

One of my best friends in school was Asian. She invited me to her parents' house and they were the sweetest people I've ever met.

[@KalvinNi]

glad you enjoy it! A lot of Asian people are genuinely nice people. -------------------- Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi

[@darlenebuck3189]

Markiplier is half asian and he's funny and friendly.

[@aprilnguyens]

👍

[@sifsif2725]

WHAT?! Wdym "was"? What happened

[@ramen947]

That's crazy

[@LentPanic7]

“I don’t know how to play piano. All I know is how to play video games.” Making this into a shirt for my Asian brothers and sisters who disappointed their families.

[@lucasbibby1982]

This made me literally lol

[@gotanygrapes831]

Word

[@Snowfang00]

I do figure skating lessons. You’d be surprised how many of my classmates are young Asian kids with their parents coaching them from the sides when practicing.

[@connerwine8257]

@@Snowfang00 gaming is better

[@habenero678]

I hear ocarina of time actually lets you play a few notes, or you could use FF14 and program in Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

[@rowlanddavid1576]

"I can't play the piano, but I can play videogames." Music to my ears.

[@sabin97]

the best racist asian joke i've heard was told by an asian guy. he said "i'm asian. the happier i get the less i can see".....i almost died laughing.

[@landsraad9745]

For people who care confused... Its a slanted eye joke

[@jonathanaman6573]

@@landsraad9745this round eye gringo got it.

[@far22186]

That's not what racism is

[@Xyl8phony]

@@far22186 ???

[@markchristensen23]

I dated a Chinese woman, before. As you said, she knew how to play the piano and the violin. Her parents were fairly wealthy, which I didn't learn until later. That didn't matter to me, but it definitely mattered to them.

[@bochapman1058]

You’re lucky didn’t try to marry her. You’re expected to give them (her parents) very extravagant gifts. My buddy married a girl in China and her parents were pissed. They only got $1000 from the husband’s parents. But they weren’t wealthy. They didn’t have more to give.

[@BenjaminGessel]

GEEEEEZZZZ….

[@astherielleloella-ximena402]

I like how you are not offend by family guy’s Asian jokes.

[@KalvinNi]

I know it just a jokes so I just brush it off. lol -------------------- Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi

[@dj-yf9jg]

He just expects it at this point too!

[@michaelking2050]

Its prob because hes not a woke white activist that understands jokes are jokes

[@artistjoh]

It would be offensive if they just picked on Asians, but they pick on everyone - British, French, Mexicans, Mormons, Irish, Australians, etc etc etc, so everyone gets a chance to laugh at themselves :)

[@asgsteveo9564]

Thata cause he's not a little snowflake

[@joebaumgart1146]

My friend Mallory is Half Chinese and Half Italian, but looks Chinese. She begged me to come to her Halloween party in straight up yellow face and she dressed in Whiteface! Her Chinese dad laughed so hard!

[@GeekZone210]

I'm surprised the dad didn't get upset.

[@joebaumgart1146]

@@GeekZone210 he's off the boat and he knows I was just kidding.

[@spirit1600]

My family went to China in 1984 and we were taken to see the pandas and turned around and my brother was missing. My brother, who was 10 and had pale blonde hair, had been grabbed by several Chinese families to take pictures with their own kids. They had never seen a kid so pale and with such blonde hair. My parents were frantic, my sister and I thought it was hilarious once we figured out what was going on.

[@sushigooo8061]

Oh my!! I remember something similar when i was little. We where living in korea at the time. I was 4 and my brother was two. This was like 13 years ago too. My family is very European looking and every other day a random Korean woman would pick either me or my brother up and run with us to show their friends three blocks down. They would yell, "beautiful baby" over and over. I mean to be honest, we arent that cute so i dont know what they ment.😂 they planned to return us but my poor mom who didn't speak korean besides, hello and thank you would frantically run after them. The ladies where nice though, not like they were trying to kidnap us.😂

[@TocRat2009]

I believe it. I took my family home to Hawaii and when were comin out of the Honolulu Zoo, a pair of Japanese tourists stopped us (politely) to ask if they could pose for pictures with my baby boy. They were throwing p peace signs and smiling and just so happy to be taking photos next to my boy.

[@apolloknight9521]

@@sushigooo8061 did that really happen?!

[@sushigooo8061]

@@apolloknight9521 yes.😂😂

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

Korea was the same way.

[@sreypovchun663]

As someone living in Hong Kong I can tell you the one about Asian people boarding the subway is so true

[@pyrointeam]

My vietnamese friend always jokes about seeing 16:9, one day he was stopped by german police for passing a red light arguing he couldn't see it because his asian eyes. They believed him.

[@irishboyrants8086]

Bro, look it this man grow as a KZbinr! Way to go Kelvin. Hope you make it to a million by the end of 2021!

[@mamaluigi1438]

B o r a t

[@JuanMoreno-hl8le]

nope ,he didn't. Not even close,ching, chang ,chong,lol.

[@m0b43]

I'm Asian and I can relate to most of these things lmao.

[@aztecelotl]

Mention one, please

[@m0b43]

One that was not mentioned in the video is when people say that all asians have slanted/small eyes

[@RightSideRising]

@@m0b43 it was kind of mentioned at 4:30

[@harshh9000]

@Queue Kumber WHAT

[@harshh9000]

@Queue Kumber you have to be joking...

[@ash_j_williams]

You know it's a good day when Kelvin Lee uploads

[@Kknoko]

Facts!😂😌😌

[@KalvinNi]

Thanks for watching! C: Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi

[@bruceborneman]

We all have some sort of stereotype. Life doesn't always need to be so serious.

[@tekay44]

oh yeah, i am Irish and I can't think of one stereotype....um well maybe one...umm

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I'm half European and Half Hispanic. I rarely hear Hispanic jokes but I do hear plenty of Irish ones

[@Arthaius]

@@tekay44 - My family is Irish, and supposedly Irish are Horny drunks who like to fight. Well, I have to disagree, I don't like fighting or drinking really.

[@newdemonking8217]

A: Average B: Below Average C: you Can't have dinner D: Don't come home F: you Find a new family

[@Hidden795]

I have so much respect for Kelvin, this guy can crank out daily videos like its nothing

[@racafritz]

With show’s like Family Guy no one is safe from being roasted. I don’t remember if it was Mel Brooks or Don Rickles that said something like, if you don’t make fun of everyone then it’s racist.

[@johnboy4025]

They spare the Democrats though

[@moneylover318]

@@johnboy4025 They don't spare like democrats brian is the Democrat joke

[@TheEngwall]

I had a family from Vietnam next door. Every evening their older kids were playing cello and violin! Guess it could've been worse, like hip-hop🤣

[@KitsunesTrove]

It's true what you said about learning things you don't need to know. When I took algebra in high school, my teachers always told us that we needed to know algebra, because we would use it everyday in the real world. Not once since graduating high school have I had to use algebra. Thankfully. I'm horrible at math, despite being half-Japanese, lol.

[@LordEternal31]

as a black guy: I love Asian people because you guys are so ridiculously funny and amazing people ever!

[@midknight3350]

As a white guy, I agree 💯

[@MightnightSamuraiSake]

So much respect for being able to take a joke 🙌

[@tser1983]

This video is awesome af, glad u have a good sense of humor. Keep up the good work bro

[@bryanspencer7916]

This is what it about laughing and enjoying a joke

[@morrigankasa570]

Love your reactions and content. Please keep it up best you can.

[@KalvinNi]

Thank you! I will try my best C: Patreon: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi

[@keetmadu1054]

As an Italian I laugh my ass at the Italian Stereotypes. We gotta laugh.

[@zachtonight75]

2:24 This scene reminded me of samurai culture: As a samurai in practice, seppuku was used voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely be tortured), as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offences, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves. EDIT: I actually studied Asian culture because I'm a huge fan of Asia, as well as England. These two countries are what shaped my worldview.

[@anenglishmanplusamerican7107]

Greetings from an English guy!

[@jlawsl]

07:10, I married an Asian woman and I spent the first 6 months being terrified and yelling while she was driving. She didn't know how bad she was until she got experience. Luckily, she got experience on how to drive better from an equally bad source, an angry Puerto Rican/American woman from the Jersey area. Now she will speed up just to flip people off and yell at them through a closed window, to include the parking lot chase and trying to honk the horn while I am driving. She drives a lot better but I fear getting the road rage shooting. Also, her accent is spot on and even worse then that. The mixed Indonesian/Mandarin/English curses in American dialect with a SE Asian accent are funny at times. In China, I saw a few times with people just yelling at each other on the side of the road because of obviously stupid accidents. In Japan, I got hit by cars 3 times...while on a bike. Also, while in Japan, I got terrified by the way Japanese women drive. In the US, my wife was terrified of her older Korean, Thai and Chinese American bosses driving because those women just expect everything to stop for them, kind of like the skit. Comedy gold.

[@Bran08Eman]

Some humor that can pass you was 3's Company Asian Town, is a spoof on an actual innuendo sitcom in 1970's of a guy living with 2 girls. Apocalypse zombie, they were eating the remains of their Japanese reporter when Peter says "They'll just be hungry again in an hour" referring what Americans say after eating Chinese food. Great reactions.

[@3DJapan]

5:48 I lived in Florida for a while and almost every day I saw these Korean guys outside Starbucks with their cars, that looked straight out of Fast and the Furious. I didn't understand the Korean but they were clearly talking about their cars the whole time, every time I saw them.

[@A_Username-kt5xi]

Like how he didn't get the "hungry in another hour" joke around 8:43, lol.

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

Fun fact: Americans don't understand that "Asian" also refers to indians and other people on the continent.

[@callmeenzy5715]

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

[@teohio]

I knew that" but im suprised no one else knew...

[@tekay44]

yes we do, brainiac.

[@isshishiroorderofgoldenkit3550]

I thought that was Muruta

[@jevislife5675]

@@tekay44 you do, a lot don't

[@shereehi5539]

I think squinted eyes are cute, like a cat’s. I also think Trisha can look like she is constantly and forever glaring for life😅

[@animequeen5624]

Omg I just stopped what I was doing to watch you watch family guy your my favorite youtuber keep uploading good content like this

[@nysteponshi]

WOW you have blown up like crazy. I was here at 15k subs I’m so happy

[@DjHazardous]

Been new to the channel and I'm lov'in every video man keep it up.👍

[@jonathanbowling2904]

Kelvin, I live in San Francisco. The Asians getting on the bus is so accurate (before Covid obviously). I showed this to to my asian friend and she laughed so hard at that joke.

[@obsoletesystems4230]

"Mitochondria is the power house of the cell"....the one the we all learnt in science

[@MaharlikaAWA]

That giant Samsung phone is so true! I was in Korea in 2016 and this Taekwondo instructor guy had a huge samsung phone it was so big almost like a tablet. Haha! I don't know if that is still cool anymore in 2021.

[@jtilton5]

I had a Samsung Note 8 it was a cross between a phone and a minni tablet. It was great for watching films on the train or bus or on a flight.

[@MaharlikaAWA]

@@jtilton5 thats why I think the guy I mentioned got it. But it so weird watching someone talk on the phone with it.

[@jtilton5]

@@MaharlikaAWA yeah, it was kinda weird but what I did was just plug in the earbuds/microphone when I wanted to make a call

[@mikegroce6872]

My Chinese wife failed the driving test 3 times before finally passing. She says people in China have to take driving lessons for 6 months before getting a license.

[@frankgunold268]

2:27 Seppuku (切腹, 'cutting [the] belly'), sometimes referred to as Harakiri

[@SaishsJahshsb-ou9nl]

I love how you just laugh about it all hahaha 🤣

[@BarryWood-bm4hb]

You don't have to explain the jokes we get it. Interrupting the video every time is ridiculous

[@eskaban_edits_beats_and_more]

this guy is a legend, proof that reaction videos get as good as someones charisma

[@0mega.mechan1c.]

You are a cool guy & you gave the best sense of humor ever. Respect.

[@iaragonzalez9106]

Iam glad your still uploading video everyday I still watch you

[@alexissherrill5624]

*GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!*

[@Crissy_tina]

I love your accent!

[@dowdell291]

Man I felt that mitochondria part lol, so much useless information in my head

[@pennywisethedancingclown2246]

Its probably more useful than tiktok videos

[@podunkcitizen2562]

I don't think I've ever seen an Asian in America driving an American Brand car. Almost always a Japanese car, occasionally a Mercedes.

[@firedlake4165]

Your One Of The Best KZbinrs Out They're, God Bless ✌🏻

[@Sporek]

- Dad, can you give me 5$ for candies? - What? Doctors and Lawyers should have a lot money! - But dad, I'm only 9 years old! - WHAT?! I was rich and much older when I was your age! Don't talk to me again! I don't have a son anymore! Move out or I'm calling cops!

[@MTTT19]

I remember a gag from the episode, “Lois kills Stewie”, where Stewie sings a song and one of the lines is “The Asian Guy who cuts in front of every single line”. After working in a theme park for the Summer, I never saw that happen on any of the rides. However, when I worked in the shops, I did see that happen a lot.

[@Twitch-pepper]

I love your family, Guy reactionand accent😭🙏🏾

[@paulpienkowski498]

Hah!!!! I just loved the mention of "mitochondria powerhouse of the cell". 😂

[@Modellbaustammtisch]

05:17 Thank you for buying our cars! 😄👍🏻 Greetz from Germany 😉

[@sonsofdarmy4325]

that white bmw part was so real

[@marcuspi999]

Whenever I watch family guy reactions, I suspect most people younger than about 40 miss most of the cultural reference jokes. He didn't get the Trix cereal commercial, the Three's Company reference, the Kojak reference, and the Chinese food joke when they ate the reporter.

[@-wojo-1095]

“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

[@ImACompulsiveLiar]

CHLOROPHYLL IS USED FOR PHOTOSYNTHESIS TO DEVELOP GLUCOSE

[@androsthewarriorhighalpha]

I agree with you Kelvin.. you make good points..

[@brianpearson1625]

Family guy roasts everyone like there is no tomorrow. It is good when people can laugh at it for the harsh comedy it is.

[@jameshuggett]

7:36 So funny, not 100% of those gens are like that lol

[@joebaumgart1146]

When I was young I played Drums, trumpet, violin, and piano. We didn't have much money so most of the stuff we got at thrift stores or were hand me down from my dad. Well, I really wanted to learn Bass Guitar. My mother refused to get me one. She thought I had enought instruments crowding up the house. Well fast foward about 20 years. I'm 27 and I see a beautiful Wood grain Ibanez 6 string bass for $300 brand new. I saved up for over a year to buy it, an amp, some effects petals, and a stand. I spent about 2 days painting a beautiful portrait of my mother on the back and named the guitar Theresa after my mom. Just to spite her. I ended up mastering it within 6 months. I can now play whatever I want.

[@Uncapullo]

I think asian steriotypes are the most random of all

[@kouroshbakhtiary3491]

I wish the world have more people like you

[@marcparsons1726]

Kojack bang bang is a line from the movie Foul Play (funny scene) Chevy Chase and Goldy Hawn

[@Jason_Van_Stone]

I don't think he understood the last joke....the magician flipping the pen upright, then sideways, then only can the Asian people see the pen because it's mocking the "slant/sideways" eyes.

[@XxREALg4ngst4xX]

You give comedy hope for the future

[@nghermit4922]

You made my day! I wish the world would relax and laugh at our differences!

[@MrPoupard]

F Guy is brilliant. I hope it never changes.

[@Mdobehere]

The best thing is that he has a favorite Asian joke himself

[@geekysonic_productions]

2:29 Asian bully wins,...flawless victory,...ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸 𝕂𝕀ℝ𝕀 lmao

[@JustyceMcallister]

Kelvin said that the guy cut his belly with a knife but heres the historical concept of it. Seppuku is the act of cutting ones stomach to die, often to avoid torture or shame or dishonor. Another term for it is harakiri. It was carried out with a Japanese sword called a tanto.

[@morganrobinson2436]

My sister-in-law and brother live in Diamond Bar in Cali, and they have said the same thing about Asian parents. They are both educators, and have seen high rates of depression, suicide, and very high expectations for Asian students, due to the parents. The crazy thing is, you can have a trade now, with much less schooling than college, NO student loans, and make even more money!

[@joshuavansciver9147]

Haha. I think you missed a couple jokes in translation. Loved the video. I'd actually like chat with you and laugh at both our "trying to understand each other" jokes. 😋

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

When Chinese kids are learning to play the piano, they practice with a song called "Knife and Fork". Don't remember where I heard that one.

[@upreydeen]

I worked in the "underword" Chinese World, I can tell this stereotypes are partially "real"

[@LeoHwzrChannel]

The live action Ashton Kutcher commercial is because hes the real life husband of Meg's voice actress Mila Kunis. They were both actors in the TV comedy 'That 70s Show'

[@drServitis]

HERE IS ANOTHER FUNNY VIDEO ABOUT RACISM AND ASIANS. ENJOY! kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoiyaHaDe5qiqrs

[@johns9478]

When it comes to driving, you just get comfortable with what you're used to. I used to have a friend from LA who was absolutely terrified riding in my old beater farm truck as we went through narrow mountain passes in the snow. She kept saying we were going to get stuck, even though we never did. I know the mountains in my area and I know the limits of my vehicle. On the other hand, she was completely comfortable driving in the city, something that still makes me anxious to this day. As for the whole eating roadkill thing, I would never drive drunk and certainly never eat anybody's pet, but cooking food on your engine is actually pretty easy. You basically just wrap it in aluminium foil and find a spot where it'll fit relatively securely while you're driving. Of course, your options will vary depending upon the make and model of your vehicle.

[@virgoleo81]

I believe the reason shows like Family Guy, South Park, and such get away with the racist jokes is because they make fun of everyone!

[@demonlordotrt754]

Dont forget true...

[@doomwolf7963]

Asian people are awesome , they are welcoming , have great food , hardworking

[@oliversherman2414]

This is hilarious 😆

[@jonecuntapay9561]

The phone tablet scooter joke gag maybe a reference to a KZbin video on a iPad turning it also into a skateboard(2 in 1 usage) I saw several years ago.

[@JohnDoe-bo4go]

1:17 He never said anything about lazy that's a stereotype that's actually true or at least has become more true then ever before

[@jessflo7584]

The asian driver is no longer an asian thing, everyone is like that now.

[@F1rstWorldNomaD]

4:00 Rickey Gervais called them out, live on the Golden Globes a few years back. Its was friggin glorious. Check it out if you havnt already.

[@nicedog1]

My cousin married a woman from Beijing. His son is about twelve and is already an accomplished pianist and cellist.

[@DominickRuscitti-ur6fi]

Fun fact: yes we Americans know the difference but guess what we just don’t care

[@karlhaug5001]

We Canadians don't either

[@joebaumgart1146]

I like your channel.

[@chrisaustin6255]

One of many reasons I don't use apple, it was never allowed in my house, to this day my adult children won't use aaple

[@michellemccloy823]

You should see the cutaway with Mr. Washy Washy in his house watching Star Trek. He is all like "Suuuuu luuuu he star of the the show...other guys just along for the ride."

[@KalvinNi]

sounds interesting, I will check it out C: Hope you can check out my Patreon to support me: www.patreon.com/KelvinNi

[@rodrigoamezcua6965]

i like your videos brother!

[@donaldowensiii7478]

Love this man💪😂

[@soniverse3844]

2:26 I think that stabbing was referrencr to samurai thing called "seppukku". Samurai stab themselves when they are unworthy

[@diptyajitbanerjee4935]

Me, an Indian kid - Dad, my class test result is out. I got C. Dad - What did you say? Me - I said my class te.... Dad - ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

[@frankenbeans9346]

Hahahaha, that's a high tier joke

[@Hunter-fs1nj]

Where does the buck teeth Chinese thing come from? Never understood that one.

[@denny414]

It comes from a racist caricature of Chinese people from the old days

[@alpal482]

I never saw the Asian magic show clip before. 😂

[@shervin7933]

5:18 as a persian i can confirm.

[@RealAryanGupta]

Atleast this wasn't limited to East Asians...

[@ProBreakers]

I went to Hong Kong with daughter who is pale and blond when she was like 5. Had quite a number of people randomly come up to us on the street who wanted to take a picture with her. We also went into a McDonald’s cause she wanted fries one day and all the girls behind the counter went crazy and came out for a picture and gave her the fries for free. So her celebrity did pay off lol .

[@Iyiouseismouse]

3:05 “It’s mitochondria… as in maybe you *might* do better than A for average next time! Oh It was an A+… So average plus DO BETTER!” ❤