Kanade Izuru Got Catfished...? (eng sub)

Kanade Izuru (Vocaloid lover/Simp?) basks in nostalgia and reminisces about a moment from when he was still in high school, in which he got rejected by a "girl" he didn't even meet yet.
Got bored and had loads of free time today, so I finally decided to clip this. It's been sitting in my to-do list since probably forever. Not sure if anyone's clipped this already but I haven't seen anyone talk about it. Shout out to the live TLer in that stream BTW. The original stream's linked below, you can listen to Izuru sing and say more crazy things he's experienced (with English TLs thanks to the live TLer!) . I'm starting to think he's a male protagonist in a rom-com slice of life manga at this point.
* Izuru's actually using the term ネカマ (Nekama), which is short for ネットおかま (Net Okama). A Net Okama is a term for males who pose as women online. I'm not sure if there's an English equivalent to this, so I just used catfish.
My translations aren't 100% accurate, and I am still trying to better myself. If there are any mistakes, please do not hesitate to tell me in the comments.
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Original stream: • Video (3 Jul 2020)
Izuru's channel: / @kanadeizuru
BGM used (end of video): dova-s.jp/bgm/... (Cassette Tape Dream by Sharou)

[@mcosmos-h2w]

welp , young izuchama was so pure hearted 😭 www bless his soul. flash forward to current izuchama with the mouth of a toxic wasteland and wouldn't hesitate to sell you to satan for one cornchip

[@ShiiuHlstrBrainrot]

Thanks for the clip! God, it's kind of hilarious how many clips there are of Izuru's dark history. No wonder he's so salty every Christmas Eve, poor maomao xD

[@Meme-jj9dm]

I'm not gonna be surprised if he has developed trust issues because of this and his Maple Story "dark past"

[@nuran5537]

What’s the maples story ?👀

[@Meme-jj9dm]

@@nuran5537 basically he got catfished by his online GF who turned out to be male the whole time

[@nuran5537]

@@Meme-jj9dm yikes ;-; Can you share stream link please 🙇‍♀️

[@Meme-jj9dm]

@@nuran5537 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJean4yna9qahbc His story starts on the 51:18 mark.

[@nuran5537]

@@Meme-jj9dm thank you 😚

[@HariHariHujan]

Oh ini penyebabnya. Tp gk berarti dia takut cewek sih