Kanata shows off her poker prowess

Her lonely training was entirely worth it. Also I worked on this over my birthday so y'all best appreciate the angel extra hard.
From • 【アソビ大全】はしゃげ！深夜、それは私たち『...
Amane Kanata
/ @amanekanata
Minato Aqua
/ @minatoaqua
Houshou Marine
/ @houshoumarine
Murasaki Shion
/ @murasakishion

[@michaelsjournal2540]

"Give it up, you 30-something" *W H E E Z E* that's the best taunt I've ever heard in poker

[@mr.r4308]

It's super effective

[@BenevoIence]

Devilish angel

[@Jinrou_Yumeno]

Alt title: Single mom spends weekend with her 3 kusogaki children.

[@Syncopia]

Sounds like a wholesome anime.

[@Jinrou_Yumeno]

@@Syncopia Or... an Oyakodon doujin waiting to happen

[@forgetfulcloud1914]

@@yoursonisold8743 Huh?

[@user-mileyo]

@@yoursonisold8743 you mean she already sext with shion?

[@corogast]

@@Jinrou_Yumeno Continue.... *smirk*

[@Vormelon]

I love how everyone in Hololive just subtlely takes shots at Marine's age every now and then lmao

[@danielrezadilla9615]

>Subtle

[@Fate025]

The joke has become part of her personality by now. And its actually become a charm point. Comedian performers on TV regularly call each other out on their “weaknesses”. Such as calling a guy “short”, “ugly”, “poor” etc. And the audience usually love it, cause in between all the laughter it shows their humanity, and the audience can relate to it.

[@k1r4exe]

nah

[@FloatingGhost]

she's 17 (season 2), no implying otherwise

[@Arashi257]

@@FloatingGhost So basically 32

[@DragonFireStrike]

Marine: Lets go to JUSCO The others: Thats what my mom used to call it. Marine: *Metal Gear Alert Sound*

[@beansoclock8748]

「GAME OVER」

[@BlackMetal-Clips]

Snaaake!

[@thetalantonx]

That was like a Carbon-14-specific reference for her to have made, it was perfectly bad.

[@pixelpastiche]

Kanatan can be careless in business deals and shady payment schemes because she will win it all back in underground poker games

[@0DemonKiller0]

Kaiji but it's a loli angel

[@linnen_elm]

Kaiji but armed with the blessing of casino God

[@Fatalzyntax]

Right? The energy manipulation screws wont pay themselves

[@Usakumo]

@@linnen_elm She had the piece of paper with the O from birth.

[@StrikeNoir105E]

That bit with JUSCO, yet another "yes, Marine is that old" moment. Also, Poker Professional Tenshi!

[@boss.mimoto6570]

I remember going to JUSCO a lot when I was young

[@dandman9373]

is that like the Japanese version of TESCO

[@peepeegun]

@@dandman9373 More or less.

[@cynthius6567]

It's amazing how much of a difference five years makes.

[@MegaZeta]

@@dandman9373 JUSCO is like the Japanese version of Somerfield, meaning, no one in the home country's been to a grocery store by that name in about a decade lol

[@kneegga4677]

This Tenshi remembers kindergarten stories, I don't even remember what anime aired last season

[@radsimp5710]

same

[@namvo3013]

I remember kindergarten a little, but forgot last ss anime

[@Meonium]

I remember every Friday my kindergarten gives fried rice. Each kid get one serving and obviously I'll try to get my second serving

[@treebush]

Really I remember quite a bit atleast 1 to 2 months worth guess it all depends on how impactful those times were

[@matasa7463]

Remember, she is PPTensai who got 20 on quiz.

[@jirix34]

I love how marine already accepts shes barely 30 now.

[@tisisonlytemporary]

literally half the video was them poking fun at her "boomer" vocab and her trying to reason her way out of it, kusa.

[@beansoclock8748]

@@tisisonlytemporary its all over when she actually hits 30

[@pzgamerch]

@@beansoclock8748 when she was 29 next will be 29 season 2

[@AzureKite619]

As someone who used to work as a card dealer, I'll never get tired of watching people play Poker. Vtubers doing it is just icing on the creampie.

[@pridossan]

ah yes. creampie, the only compilation that coco knows

[@beanzz8015]

@@pridossan lmao

[@vishnu2407]

AYYYY

[@zane770]

any tips for the layman?

[@whalesauce3647]

QUESTION isn't the phrase "icing on the cake"?

[@tvftw1]

*3 10s on the table* Alright, someone has the 4th

[@Yampiey]

well, to be expeteced from the 4th Gen

[@mirokuaograces446]

Kanata so chill when talking, knowing Aqua is at least full house to keep raising. Lol, this is so perfect.

[@siddiqhambali2673]

you can see her pair is 10 and Q..which mean she already got full house when the Queen card was dealt and then when last 10 card show up, it raise her hand into 4 of a kind

[@codych.-futurevtuber4664]

All those years of playing poker alone have finally paid off for Kanata.

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

Got absolutely destroyed by Poker Professional Tenshi...

[@Necroneer]

Kanata's really good and Marine is still getting teased about her age. Love how Aqua was teasing Marine though with that voice as well. Happy Birthday man!

[@equilintogo5378]

Pro Poker Tenshi! That stream was hilarious; they played for 3 hours straight that Aqua messed up her schedule a bit lol

[@midoi8161]

1:58 I love how the 3 just regress in age to gang up on marine

[@icecream6256]

"In kindergarten or primary school, i used to play poker with my mom or myself" Okay....okay sir....who is your mom ?, i need to learn how to grow my children in the future

[@4Wilko]

Marine's eyepatch is actually a magic item that suprresses her mighty magical powers. If she were ever to take it off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world. Or she just wears it for looks. Talking about searching for dropped tokens resonated with me.

[@Deathmonkey361]

I think you mean "horny seal".

[@derpwithmemes694]

Ah yes the Poker Professional tenshi in action

[@linnen_elm]

someone should make a compilation of her PPT, dafuq that shjt could fit so many title already...

[@bewaryofbug]

proof that there is gambling in god's house

[@ElliotKeaton]

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." ~ Terry Pratchett

[@noraiou]

Another Kanata "Playing Alone" Activities that have to put on the List What else and what next, Kanata

[@Arashi257]

Kanata was a former gambling addict ninja who gave to the poor. Explains why she's an angel now.

[@Pronessboss]

Poker pro Tenshi, she just cleaned them all out

[@dwiney4902]

Auntie Marine playing poker with her nieces

[@cozeecofycat6531]

Pirates apparently wore eyepatches so one eye was always used to the dark. It was kinda dark below deck so yeah

[@artimeia3958]

So this is the reason why kanata is called King of Cards

[@prisuners6275]

"The truth is, the game was rigged from the start". 🔫 - Amane Kanata, New Vegas, 2020

[@RenoGW]

Thanks for the TL, also happy birthday dude!

[@kaetill377]

Happy birthday man, thanks for the clip.

[@denkumoko4995]

I'd call myself decent at card games but now that I see how kanata plays, I can only call myself a new player

[@ppang9]

Seeing them playing things like these are really fun Happy birthday man

[@Odontomango]

"Give it up, you 30-something" **insert pokemon super effective sfx** Seriously that came out of a Ex-pure angel.... Deal SO MUCH DAMAGE

[@loganagle746]

Poker Powerhouse Tenshi

[@inactive9544]

In Kanata's case she was literally playing Poker in the womb, practically. Kindergarten playing poker?? That's incredible lol

[@lawliet617]

PPT Perfect Poker Tenshi

[@troubledginger]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who went around the arcade checking the floor and coin return slots for spare tokens.

[@tamjc9093]

Lol I also used to do that when I was a kid but now they are using card 😂

[@PO-xk3qd]

I already appreciate her Now i just need to do it harder Okane doko?

[@third12_]

Belated happy birthday man! Thanks for the Kanata TLs

[@JulianDarkeCloud]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! And thanks for the video mate.

[@Akendesuu]

Happy birthday 🎉 you're such a king, thanks!

[@YaeBocchi]

I played poker by myself too. it was awesome.

[@afuzaru6995]

Happy birthday, thanks for the translation. Here have a 🍰

[@kingofbel6499]

Kanata: "We angels gamble a lot in heaven ya know"

[@Harbinger_CR]

Poker Prodigy Tenshi!

[@andrew10583]

Happy birthday king

[@Addyboy0190]

i was thinking that kanata had to have had a the other ten if she kept fighting that round and sure enough she had that ten

[@onionguirea4985]

kanata be like: *SA SA KAKEGURUI MASHOO~!!*

[@BloodEyesDragon]

-0:35 of course Aqua's opening hand is the "bachelor special". -Kanata confirmed river rat. -Wish I could've dealt to them back in the day instead of crusty geezers who all think they're WSOP contenders.

[@blruha3753]

HBD my man, I hope you get happy in your life :)

[@Gamesmarts194]

I saw Poker and I thought it was Blackjack for some reason

[@stardustmaster157]

hbd dude! thanks for the translated clips as always!

[@lostdestroyer8400]

kanata

[@famielxing687]

Happy birthday FG

[@giancarlo6972]

Las vegas tenshi

[@UnclePutte]

Canatan really plays like someone who has properly experienced poverty, treating her chips dearly without rushing into loose bets like some trust fund smurf.

[@inv3301]

Happy birthday!!

[@mkross9214]

happy birthday ghost!!

[@radsimp5710]

POKER. PRO. TENSHI. PPT HYEEEEEEEAH also everyone bullying senchou was hilarious

[@godlyBlade]

This is the comment I was looking for.

[@asacocodealer4023]

Kanata is such a sheltered child

[@Serjohn]

marine must be around 37 she said she finished college in 2006

[@existingclaire]

Pro Poker Tenshi~~

[@TethoSama]

Aqua is hyper focused...

[@ch-fk2gi]

Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳

[@Moon-pt4cp]

Happy Birthday!

[@Scionofgreyhaven]

Powerful Pokerer Tenshi

[@Yenrei]

TL Note: Pōkai no Kanata was clever as hell

[@Lingling-im1hp]

Poker Prodigy Tenshi

[@Mamiya645]

Poker, play double 7s or higher and always fold below, develop a poker face and voice and body language even if you only play it online, to be prepared for the day you play it in person. (Source: Being old and regularly challenging people during the online-poker hype era around 20 years ago. $$$)

[@OttozxKun]

Ah PPT in action Poker Pro Tenshi

[@thegrim418]

Sheltered Card Shark Angel

[@zkhonsaiyan]

Tq for the clip. I really want to watch the trasnlation of when Shion is there in Aqua's 24 hour stream. Tq for uploading this at least I can unserstand Shion a little🙏

[@longdo5910]

Power Poker Tenshi

[@SorairoNanashi]

But but but but Jusco still exists where I am

[@imstupid880]

>kyoukai no kanatan

[@Penpen2crayon]

The eternal vtuber poker face: :D

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

Ahhh.. yes jusco... i remember that before they rebranding it to aeon ... Oh.. dang it.. that means I belong in the same age bracket with marine ...

[@Mcshane_]

Shion, was much accurate

[@part-timedebiru9681]

0:13 I too play card games on my own

[@Azem4144]

1:54 "Omee no seki nee kara!" If anyone wants to know the original: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lZDbqamPZ5p7osk

[@dani-4437]

happy bd my man

[@KingShinyRotom]

Why is nobody pointing out that this tenshi played poker in kindergarten?

[@X33Ultras0und]

Not with money, it's illegal in Japan. Any gambling with money in Japan is illegal, so it was probably with chips.

[@Xhardrocker]

2:43 lmao

[@IETass]

Haby birfay

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice

[@maqywhaq]

Prowess... She pretty much didn't have a hand till the last card... I'd call it luck more than skill.

[@tsarvt]

TMT

[@gorigorigori4497]

お担徐日おめでとう🎊

[@rozzain]

JUSCO?? yeap she's old...

[@nagumo_nagumo]

しまむらにも小さいゲームコーナーあったな昔

[@randomsandwichian]

4 bakas and a PPT

[@WM_1310]

Sasuga Poker Player Tenshi

[@ae_free]

That one meme Aqua & Marine are referencing: nico.ms/sm4873249

[@GENeralGremory]

Is it good or bad that I knew how the game would flow? I'm not into gambling but I do like playing the games related to it (to clarify that I like playing gambling games without the gamble, just for fun)

[@Nematoda4ever]

ahhh ~ just usual days girls bullying old lady because she's outdated....

[@EroliveClips]

Did Kanata flat call the nuts in the last hand? Also, since the number of rounds is fixed, by the last round Kanata is already guaranteed second place. Unless I'm missing something, is there any reason for her to not go all-in pre-flop? I don't play much poker so I'm genuinely confused here...

[@whiskey4893]

Kanata had a clear read on Aqua on the Q turn. Aqua couldn't possibly have pocket 8s due to her bets on the flop so she must have either a 10, 8 or Q. Aqua's betting on the turn pretty much screamed that she had two pair at minimum, with a full house draw on the river. PPT gets the river and pretty much just strings Aqua with the nuts.

[@weebintraining1848]

That 1 dislike tho :(

[@wesleykim1758]

Is Kanata good or are they just bad? Seems to me like they didn't know when to fold

[@gabrielcabral6142]

Both to be honest

[@ivanpaijolin9128]

5:20 how is that 4 of a mind. Can anyone explain?

[@FloatingGhost]

3 10s on the middle thing plus one in her hand

[@ivanpaijolin9128]

@@FloatingGhost oh thanksss I forget that pair is actually based on number not color. seems like im watching too much aqua