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[@kplovely9787]

Considering the fact that Kansas was so against abortions not that long ago, that Anti-Abortion people murdered the only doctor in the entire state that performed them, while he was an usher in church.... just floors me! I'm proud to be a resident here and I'm glad to see we stood up this year! NEVER had a line wrapped around the building for primary voting until now...

[@boatymsboatface3929]

So proud of your state! Y’all’s decision speaks volumes, and refutes the loud yet empty claims that citizens supported the Supreme Court’s nefarious personal desires. 💙

[@songsayswhat]

I'm especially proud because people came out and voted during a *primary* to make sure this amendment did not pass. We voted a week early. There were tons of voters there.

[@boatymsboatface3929]

It’s just so wonderful and uplifting

[@theresaread6174]

@@songsayswhat There were around 30 voting machines where I went and most of them were full.

[@susiechevalier221]

Really proud of Kansas!!! We have to SUPPORT women not marginalize them and let them suffer.

[@kellig.6819]

Alex Jones should be ashamed of himself! Torturing those poor parents of the Sandy Hook shootings. He is disgusting!!!

[@worldcitizeng6507]

Karma is taking care of this

[@couragekarnga8735]

He went from a crazy person to a POS real quick.

[@Msbkumar123]

The a*****e should be thrown to jail, disgusting fellow.

[@monkeeshrines]

Funny you think that he has the capacity to feel shame.

[@okkietrooy6841]

Marjorie used Alex Jones as a role model.

[@gradstdnt7232]

For Alex Jones. You should never destroy someone's reputation with a lie when your reputation can be destroyed with the truth.

[@dryanmurphy5619]

The only country music lyric I'll nod my head to...."don't tell a lie about me...and I won't tell the truth about you"

[@luzosorio2229]

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[@OGimouse1]

The irony being, of course, the defense against defamation is the truth haha. Oh, man, Jones. What a d###a##. You were warned repeatedly and are the Mike Lindell of school shootings.

[@evefet5491]

💯

[@KiaMiaProductions]

Maybe his lawyers didn't like him either. Oops 🤭

[@LuluAthil]

"He Bill Clintoned all on my gown" is the historically accurate lyric we're all here for! 😂😂😂

[@scionofdorn9101]

Watching Alex Jones squirm and turn beet red as all of his lies are revealed in court is one of the most satisfying things I've ever seen.

[@andrewcurley5006]

To be fair, Alex Jones always looks like a ripe tomato.

[@poapoamambo]

i used to serve breakfast to monica when i worked at a cafe that she frequented. She was unfailingly pleasant/nice and didnt feel like she had a mean fiber in her whole body. I really feel for that woman. She deserves way better than how this country has treated her

[@zikikki1]

That was an unfunny and unnecessary joke. Felt like a late 90s talk show.

[@deathbeforedecaf7755]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 The woman who has profited and continues to profit from being the woman who banged a president but now she acts like a victim when at one time was a willing participant…yeah sure. Don’t have a bit of sympathy for her. But you served her pancakes and she wasn’t an a$$hat …that changes the fact that she still exploits that incident and continues to bring it up any chance she gets. Get real!

[@deathbeforedecaf7755]

@@zikikki1 how was it unnecessary? Monica is asking Beyoncé to remove reference to her in a song? Beyoncé did indeed use her name wrong since Monica wouldn’t be the one jizzing. His joke is relevant and very observant. Butthurt much?

[@ohliza3312]

@@zikikki1 If you're referring to the "Bill Cinton'd" joke, Monica actually wrote that joke. It was in an article she wrote about 7 yrs ago.

[@TheTAarah]

I agree. It was just s3x for christ sakes. Is it even that big of a deal. Half of the people I know cheat in their relationships (not saying it's right) but the only difference is that their mistake isn't in the public light. Unfortunately, at a young age, hers was. Let the woman live, she's more than a mistake. She has a whole list of accomplishments.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Way to go Kansas! This is what happens when you let the people decide

[@JamesDecker7]

So was Trump, so, ya know…. I’m saying don’t always trust in crowds to do the right thing.

[@swim2008]

Yess

[@lchaney]

Literally the first time ever I've been proud to be born and raised there

[@pietrojenkins6901]

@@lchaney I heard that Kansas is "Central America" is that right?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Wonder what the GOP thinks of states' rights now?

[@12dreams]

It's harder for Alex Jones to tell the truth than it is for Trump to say "yesterday".

[@luzosorio2229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXe5dXaJnLaBrcU

[@flameroad123]

Yesterday is such a tough word.

[@hopeitlast2934]

Sometimes I wonder if his attorney did it intentionally. Could Jones claim incompetent defense to request a new trial

[@Damogen]

@@hopeitlast2934 No, the information on the phone had been subpoenaed, they were supposed to hand it over, but they lied and said it was all deleted. You can't claim incompetence because someone accidentally did what they were legally required to do.

[@joshcarpenter2008]

Or origins.. which trump tries to pronounce as oranges.

[@hunting69doehle62]

"The turnout was 53%, historically high". If we had such a turnout at a German general election, everyone would ask how on earth it could be so catastrophically low - it never had been below 70% throughout history.

[@cathywethington5913]

I know. We Americans are so lazy about our democracy. It's really sad. When I was in college, I once spent a few days trying to get people to sign a petition to keep the school from censoring an art show. Only people in the art and writing programs and the foreign students would sign it. So many people said " I don't want to get involved " like they thought they would somehow be punished if someone saw their name

[@reaganeidemiller7132]

I would note, this wasn't a general election, this was a bill intentionally slipped in under the radar betting that nobody would show up

[@kpokpojiji]

Americans are too busy trying to choose between 32 types of potato chips to be distracted by something as unimportant as protecting their democracy.

[@5Puff]

@@kpokpojiji I cant even list 32, all I can think of is uhh: - french onion chips - bbq chips - lightly salted potato chips - regular potato chips - hot potato chips - ranch potato chips and that's all, maybe there's some more idk I'll edit this if I discover any more

[@shahalam4441]

But.. this was not for a general election tho? 53% turnout was for a local election.

[@williezar2231]

To the people of Kansas, thank you!

[@themichael4079]

that lawyer didnt make a mistake, he did that on purpose and kudos to him for it

[@gloomyblackfur399]

And if Jones sues him for malpractice, the lawyer will cite Ethical Rule 3.3. He will be commended for it, even if he did it in a less than ideal way.

[@luzosorio2229]

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[@marlenestewart7772]

@Ba Goai Troll.

[@TheKrazysexykool]

I totally agree

[@nosender2399]

@@TheKrazysexykool But doesnt that give jones a better chance at appeal citing ineffectiveness of counsel? If he did it on purpose, wouldnt it be to help jones?

[@lindaliestman4397]

Such pleasure in seeing Alex Jones squirming in the hot seat! So tired of all the lying.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I'm starting to really hate that guy. Feel horrible for his kids.

[@intomnia3313]

Weasel!

[@luzosorio2229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXe5dXaJnLaBrcU

[@Katalyste]

He is used to saying whatever he wants whenever he wants to his fans and in the fantasy world he has created. It is like he doesn't know how the real world works.

[@marlenestewart7772]

@Ba Goai Troll.

[@songsayswhat]

I was so proud of my Kansans today. First, the tried to slip in an abortion vote during a primary, not the general. Second, they used nearly the same language for both choices: A "yes" allows the state legislature to make laws about abortion while a "no" preserves the right in the state constitution. It's always possible that confusing wording confused the anti-abortion crowd as much as they hoped it would confuse the pro-choice crowd.

[@susiechevalier221]

Really sick how they tried to manipulate that. And then sent a text with a lie about what a yes vote would mean. 😤

[@deo3367]

No joke. I walked in knowing to vote no… after reading it on the Ballot… oh. Dear. I was afraid I voted for the wrong thing! The wording was terrible!

[@michelleb7399]

Thanks for that clarification. That really does show how amazing a feat and how purposeful this vote was.

[@kellig.6819]

They are a lot dumber so yes it probably did confuse them. Hahaha😆

[@kellig.6819]

The Republicans are a bunch of fascist morons trying to take away the right for a woman to have control over her own body! Disgusting

[@Gnoekeos]

I love Alex Jones trying to say he's "Not a tech guy " as an excuse. They're text messages dude its not like they asked you to write them a program in C++

[@hannahschneyder6651]

The funny thing is that that's an excuse for the wrong thing. Unless he's claiming to be so tech-challenged that he wrote the incriminating messages without wanting to, like the monkeys and Shakespeare thing.

[@ridenm7748]

He's old, rich and aint got time for that. He will be left standing after all this bs

[@theobserver9131]

Anti-abortion, anti-healthcare, anti-welfare, anti-contraception, anti-anything that makes sense or is compassionate. These people are the best advertisement for contraception and abortion you could ever imagine. They just want as many people as possible being as miserable as possible.

[@Browny241422]

Preach!!!

[@letsRegulateSociopaths]

which is what they are, self hating messes...

[@fondrees]

So fully brainwashed. Simpleminded solutions only work in simple minds. And we live in a very complicated world.

[@mammawlee]

Frankly, l don't know WHAT these people are thinking. Abortion should be legal, but uncommon. Just because some women are casual about it should not effect the whole population of women and girls in the United States.

[@theobserver9131]

@@mammawlee I'm not a fan of abortion, I think it's a horrible thing, but outlawing it is even worse. It's the least horrible thing sometimes. What would be best is never having unwanted pregnancies. Contraception should be free and everywhere. Available to everyone who needs it, no questions asked.

[@laurenconrad1799]

For every Republican politician taking away abortion rights, I’m pretty sure that if their teenage daughters ended up pregnant, 99% of them would say “I’m very disappointed in you. Now here’s a credit card. Buy a plane ticket to New York, a hotel stay, an abortion, and a ticket to The Lion King when it’s all over to cheer yourself up after a rough day. Don’t tell all the poor people in our state who can’t afford that.”

[@rockysage7760]

This is 100% true. Banning abortion only prevents poor people from getting legal abortions, forcing them to chose more riskier illegal methods. I wish more people understood this.

[@asommer518]

Bingo or she doesn't tell daddy and she dies during a back alley coat hanger abortion.

[@couragekarnga8735]

And for that, they deserve to be voted out!

[@FlyingDwarfman]

Not to leave out paying for their mistresses' abortions.

[@FlyingDwarfman]

@@rockysage7760 Oh, so very true. I remember a short few years hearing from my father, who lived through pre-Woe v Wade times, how abortion rates didn't go up. It was just that hospitalizations due to botched abortions went drastically down. An elderly, white, retired military vet man was decidedly pro-"Choice" because it was decidedly the truly pro-"Life" option.

[@dkinla3408]

I hope Alex Jones's lawyer is representing The Secret service, so we can get those texts.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Better yet, I hope Trump picks them to be his personal lawyers!

[@KSealedvsK]

Isn’t it great, attorney-client privelege is out the door..... Coming to any court proceeding near you..👍

[@gabrielbastos18]

@@KSealedvsK Attorney-client privilege is out the door when you hire an incompetent attorney that throws it out the door and right into the opposing party's lap

[@KSealedvsK]

@@gabrielbastos18 and you don’t think that’s going to set a precedent across the nation? Don’t think it won’t happen to you.....

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

his honeybait assistant looks kgb enough

[@suenzhong7891]

I don't care whether it was really by accident or his own lawyers actually self sabotaged on purpose that whole thing was so satisfying to watch. The high I get from watching liars being caught in their lies for everyone to see rivals that of a sugar rush.

[@couragekarnga8735]

#screwalexjones! #sandyhookwasreal!

[@candicenicole1219]

I have a feeling you’re going to get a few more sugar rushes before the month is over lol lol 🤭🤭😂

[@kevinreid8946]

He lawyer might be looking for a mistrial

[@sealyoness]

@@kevinreid8946 I heard that too. Judge wasn't having any of it. He'd already been found guilty, now it was about him making restitution. That is a given.

[@thunderousapplause]

@@candicenicole1219 🙏🤞🙏🤞

[@Stacy-]

As a Kansas resident, Amazing job to all of the people that gave a woman's right over their own bodies. So proud of all the people that endured the long lines in extreme heat! Thank you, thank you, thank you! .

[@Julia-lk8jn]

It's somewhere between insane, ridiculous & scary that standing in line for hours to vote is normal for a lot of US citizens. It's impossible that a modern society couldn't avoid that if they wanted - easy access to mail-in ballots would solve the problem, and a society that allows circumstances like that very clearly doesn't _want_ their constituents to vote. Or at least: _some_ of the constituents.

[@LawNerdAmber]

That's been the entire point of Gerry mandering, making it so that those can't vote

[@linadecrava895]

Ikr, it's insane. In my country we just need about 5 minutes to vote

[@kpokpojiji]

Americans for too long have been asleep at the switch, believing their own propaganda that they are the greatest democracy and freest country since sliced bread. Time to wake up!

[@michelleb7399]

I love how Jones’s lawyer looks at him as if he is on the plaintiff’s side, “Hmm, how are you going to worm your way out of that one?”

[@couragekarnga8735]

He probably is haha.

[@Ellen-il6dk]

I thought the same thing :-)

[@3K2-k3m]

He totally didn’t do it on purpose 🌚

[@nkumaze]

That paralegal is fired! 😆🤣🤣

[@bonniescanlan8772]

@@3K2-k3m i think he did so they can send it to the Jan 6 committee yay

[@dunkelmonkey]

Just when you thought Rudy Giuliani was the worst lawyer on Earth, this guy comes into court like, "hold my beer, your honor"

[@couragekarnga8735]

Probably shared one with Rudy.

[@rossman8919]

Sir your beer is empty

[@johnforde7735]

Yeah, not only did he send the contents of his phone, he didn't try to say that it was privileged when given the opportunity. So after 10 days, the prosecution could use it. Stuffing up once, I can understand, but twice!?

[@unknownsample4801]

@Steven Strain don't forget about Elaine

[@gloomyblackfur399]

@@johnforde7735 He clearly did it on purpose. And if Jones sues him for malpractice, he will cite Model Rule 3.3(b), which compels an attorney in a civil trial to correct any lies the client makes on the stand. And 3.3(c) makes clear a lawyer MUST do so, even if it otherwise violates attorney client privilege.

[@tofu_golem]

I love that Republicans from the safe-space media bubble don't understand why it's bad to lie under oath in a court of law, and think they can simply bluster their way out of it the same way they do on their shows.

[@luzosorio2229]

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[@socalfishingadventure533]

Oh weally

[@chenzen1578]

It's a triple-poetic justice, because they blame dems for lawlessness and being soft on crime, while retrumpicans lie, scam and cheat, but when it's their own a$$ in a court-room chair the get a dose of reality. Like the green goblin, that was just delicious.

[@DB-ei6wr]

Hey, buddy, they have a First Amendment right to lie in court because free speech and stuff. I'll see myself out...

[@singingway]

Tucker Carlson got out of a lawsuit by claiming that nobody is supposed to believe anything he says because he's just entertainment

[@CactusJack252]

I lived in Kansas for a few years. I never thought I would see that state go pro choice like this. I'm still in shock and proud of that state.

[@wesleycolvin7158]

I don't think I've ever seen someone try to back peddle so fast when caught in a lie. It's like watching someone shortcircuit in real time.

[@yvonnelewis4888]

EvenAlex Jones attorneys are fed up with his LIES. Kansas just told the GOP and a few members of SCOTUS what the nation really thinks of what they did to a woman’s right to have autonomy over her own body.

[@lexlovie4970]

I live here and the amount of propaganda scared tf out of us. Everywhere we go “value them both” stickers. Turn on the TV or Radio you gonna hear them say “ do you wanna be like California?” “ This bill is to protect women” Kansas has a lot of third party voters and we all came out.

[@lizardog]

@@lexlovie4970 Thank you for representing.

[@Eleesa77]

I think Amber Heard’s lawyers looked like geniuses after this blunder!

[@dutchdykefinger]

"How can i force roe v wade in this conversation" You people are obsessed and unhinged

[@yvonnelewis4888]

@@dutchdykefinger what??? Try making sense.

[@alejandradelgado6655]

Showing the rest how our voices are heard and matter here in Kansas. The first state to vote no to these ridiculous bans. Pro-lifers saying they gonna keep fighting, we'll fight harder! Get educated, read a book on human growth and development, understand what a menstrual cycle is and keep your religious beliefs to yourself. Much love from the Sunflower State 🌻

[@ade8890]

Pretty naive to think that learning about human biology is all that's needed to settle the pro-life vs pro-choice debate. In fact, a lot of people on the left straight up get the biology wrong, so we know the arguing principal definitely has nothing to do with biology (specifically referring to how many people seem to think a fetus isn't a human). In reality, the left doesn't care at all about the moral implications to late term abortions, while the right does. The left is more so focused on pragmatism. So even if it's a late term abortion where the fetus can survive on it's own, they generally don't care and think the woman should always have the freedom to terminate. Arguing with those folks is a lot like arguing against eating meat as a vegan, they just don't care at all about the moral implications of the action lol.

[@petezipardi4022]

What do you mean by "care"?

[@kristynamalikova5399]

@@ade8890 You can argue about late term abortions and when is the fetus viable but ban for every situation is forcing one fully developped human with feelings, dreams, pain, social and economical circumstances to use their body for the benefit of fetus. It is non-consensual act forced by government.

[@JFergel]

i agree with everything you said. greetings from Lyon county

[@ade8890]

@@kristynamalikova5399 The fetus isn't using it's mother for its benefit. The fetus's life and development is dependent on the mother's. It's not like the fetus is making the conscious decision to hijack another person's body. In the worst case scenario, neither the mom nor fetus consent to the situation. In the best case scenario, the fetus doesn't consent and the mom does. So no matter what you are enforcing a non-consensual act onto another human. Whether it's by the government or not is irrelevant. The fetus lacking capabilities isn't a real justification to not give it moral consideration. When adult humans lack capabilities, we don't use that as justification to make it okay killing them. The only time we justify killing humans medically is if they're comatose, and that only works because of the assumption that they will not be conscious again. This is not true of fetuses, as they will likely be conscious in a few weeks (roughly around 12-20 weeks is the window for when the parts needed for consciousness arise).

[@TwilightSentinel]

The fact Kansas actually put it on the ballot makes me happy

[@teresabenson3385]

It was the opponents who put it on the ballot, the proposal was to remove the right to abortion from their state constitution. (But I was surprised that this right was protected in the constitution of Kansas, of all places!)

[@songsayswhat]

No. The opponents put it on ... during a primary ... with very confusing wording. I'm just happy we came out in force and said "No!" you cannot legislate our bodies!

[@nicholase2868]

The opponents shot themselves in the foot. They proved that conservative voters aren't as radical as the Republican party.

[@garrycole9187]

Everything we decide as a society should be put on a ballot because that is what we call democracy. We don't live in a real democracy, we live in a Corporatocracy or plutocracy.

[@DogmaticNonsense]

@@nicholase2868 "Radical" - a movement to stop the systematic eugenics program spreading across the nation is "radical". Kills more than 300-600k infants a year, more than 600k in the past 3, with Planned parenthood handling at least 300K alone, at least last time I checked. And trying to stop that... is radical?

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

People like Alex Jones and those who blindly believe him have never cared about facts so this won't do anything. I can wish that evil people will face consequences, but at this point it's shown that they get away with it. And yes, harassing and enabling gross harassment to victims of a school shooting and grieving parents is actual evil behavior.

[@fondrees]

The Sandy Hook parents were not even aware he existed until the msm made a big deal about it in an attempt to harass and destroy him with no regard to the parents. They are the monsters you refuse to fact check

[@janicecastellanos8091]

I share your view points Ezekiel & I feel/think exactly the same way.

[@HotDogTimeMachine385]

@@fondrees Do you meant he parents who were in court testifying? They didn't know he accused them of being crisis actors? He's been saying that the dead sandy hook children were actors and that nobody died since 2014! He's been calling it a hoax since then. I actually did check several reports from families wanting him to stop s***ing over their loss. Have you?

[@dragonf1092]

That's pretty much anyone who watches Fox, CNN, CNBC, BBC or any other government controlled lying media corporation, the plandemic is proof of that. U.C.C. 1-308 all rights reserved with extreme prejudice, Freedom of speech.

[@fondrees]

@@janicecastellanos8091 Not saying Alex jones is totally innocent, but this trial is a political prosecution. if you a reasonable dissertation of the facts. Watch Savanah Hernandes interview with lawyer Robert barnes on Rumble.Called, "Why you should care about Alex Jones trial."

[@ChrisAlbertH47]

Jones has been caught in a lie many times. Only this time, it was in court, where I assume it will come with consequences for perjuring himself.

[@salmaal-shaoily5809]

It's sickening to put these grieving parents through these conspiracy lies, after they have lost everything! Stop!!!

[@kellig.6819]

Absolutely shameful.

[@drago5141]

I can’t even imagine. They just went through the worst thing a human could go through, lost their loved child and had their lives destroyed and then they had to go through receiving threats, people mocking their trauma, people denying the very existence of their child and forcing many to relocate. Jones should be chucked in jail and forced to pay out all the profits he gained from this deliberate lie to those families.

[@luzosorio2229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXe5dXaJnLaBrcU

[@dragonf1092]

Then they should sue the state and federal government for costing their childrens lives with their illegal unconstitutional gun control laws. The government is responsible not Alex Jones. U.C.C. 1-308 all rights reserved with extreme prejudice, Freedom of speech.

[@NT2BOS]

Maybe they shouldn't listen to him like I don't listen to fix news

[@sunshine3914]

It’s very possible that his lawyers despise him & knew exactly what they were doing.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I like to think of it that way.

[@sophierobinson2738]

His lawyer certainly looked laid back about it.

[@tinyNorman]

Will this give Alex grounds for appeal, so he can drag this out and never pay?

[@tsmc1130]

@@tinyNorman That was my concern 😟

[@gabebakker5862]

I'm so glad to be from Kansas right now and I'm glad that people spoke up

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Thank You and everyone else in your wonderful state!

[@laniegirl11]

Garden City here!!

[@delroyjohnson8308]

Jones literally CHOKED on that lie!!,,,🤣

[@cynthiaevery2801]

Kansas made us soooo proud! Keep fighting for our lives!!! Voting is how this will change!!!

[@KurtAnderson812]

Please let Trump hire Jones’ lawyer. Please

[@peanutbutterdragon4105]

Brilliant

[@JamesDecker7]

“ITLL JUST BE THE BEST….MOST BEAUTIFUL COURT CASE….UUUUUGE. Cofveve”

[@Shinbu150]

I think he gave it to him on purpose. There is no way if he actually wanted to defend that vile man he would allow that evidence to not be protected when he was made aware of sending it to his lawyer. Especially with over 2 days to do so. That lawyer is my new hero for risking his career, unless it was actually an accident and he is just inept.

[@DezziGuy]

Alex texted the lawyer and asked for a mistrial.

[@couragekarnga8735]

He probably will. More of his "best people."

[@muggywebster1117]

So proud of Kansas. I hope other states bring it to referendum. I double dog dare you Florida and Texas!!!!

[@teacheschem]

They will NEVER!!!! They learned their lesson real fast!

[@glenchapman3899]

As a Kansan I am super proud of what our state did for women!!!!!

[@sistermaryfrances4480]

How about Arizona Arkansas Oklahoma North Carolina South Carolina Illinois Idaho well Idaho that's a lost cause we ought to build a wall around them Missouri North and South Dakota Montana we can build a wall around that too just to continuation of the Idaho wall may get 27 ft tall and Electrify it

[@sistermaryfrances4480]

@@glenchapman3899 we all are every woman in the United States are proud of Kansas now what they do with it I don't know we'll see

[@glenchapman3899]

@@sistermaryfrances4480 Just one battle at a time, it is all any of us can do.

[@BirdLadySpeaks]

I really believe his lawyer wants him to pay for the things he’s said. No objection or anything. 💛💛💛💛

[@scee7492]

They’ll take your money but they can also throw you to the wolves.

[@ZZ-mh2nv]

Yeah that must be deliberate...otherwise that is sone odd incompetence

[@free22]

Yep. That lawyer was strangely too calm through the whole interrogation.

[@ycjmm73]

🤥

[@luzosorio2229]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXe5dXaJnLaBrcU

[@JonathanSinclair-zx]

Shout out to Trevor. That was one of the funniest episodes of the Daily Show I can remember.

[@edsova5089]

6:22 how Republican men view abortion .vs. vaccines "My body, my choice!" "Her body, my choice!"

[@xy6845]

In a nutshell 🥜🌰🥜🌰

[@VanguardEternal]

Loooool

[@poladelarosa8399]

Women are going to save the country as well as their bodies. Go Kansas!

[@soni8995]

💯%❤✊

[@bigmoney4635]

No

[@morgothbauglir5186]

Well actually everyone with common sense will save this country

[@sarahaltizer2285]

I think his lawyer realized he was lying and sent it to the prosecution on purpose…he even said that he alerted him to it and he made no move to stop it. Plus he sat there, unblinking, like this is going to be worth it lol

[@eyeseer1]

It's almost karma and a catharsis that Alex Jones' lawyer accidentally sent Jones' text to get him incriminated on perjury on his denouncement of the Sandy Hook tragedy.

[@EarthCentral]

Plot twist that spider survived

[@theAverageJoe25]

It was clearly from Australia

[@judithbg5588]

Judge: You Must tell the truth! Jones: I Can’t tell the truth! Judge: You Must tell the truth! Jones: I Can’t tell the truth! Lawyer: I’ll tell the truth.

[@ericglamor3921]

What's app ☝️*

[@chrisrodgers1087]

It's a wonderful feeling in my soul that Alex Jones ended up with quite possibly the stupidest collection of attorney's!

[@laskey2175]

So since Eric won and Eric lost, does Trump think the election was rigged or not?

[@sophierobinson2738]

And did it confuse Eric, the son?

[@haydeecolon7868]

@@sophierobinson2738 😅🤣😂

[@dwentlandt1022]

I’m sorry Alex Jones Attorney did that on purpose. There’s no way that was an accident. Look at the way that attorney is acting. Like he doesn’t give 2 craps.

[@basednoamchomsky]

you mean it was a ........... CONSPIRACY ?!?!

[@debracoronado3331]

@@basednoamchomsky hahaha 😁

[@norrisfong6445]

Hopefully it won't get him out of any penalties because of incompetent representation.

[@T123456788]

@@norrisfong6445 Yeah, IANAL, but i'm worried that this is somehow setting him up for a successful appeal and then having his phone excluded from evidence.

[@couragekarnga8735]

If I were his lawyer, I'd do the same thing.

[@bw13579_]

THERE'S NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH TREVOR, ALWAYS HUMOROUS 😍

[@boatymsboatface3929]

💯❗️💕

[@soILLitsADVISED]

Literally crying at the subtle smile after the lawyer question 😭😂😂😂

[@dm4859]

Maybe Kansas is a harbinger of things to come. We can hope and work.

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Kansas- my new favorite rectangle!!💕💙

[@emilyparmenter2855]

Lol mine too

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

NO! Alex Jones is not on trial for that! He's already been ruled guilty by default. What's happening now is not about guilt, but about what's he's gonna have to pay.

[@Repdem]

He's going to be on criminal trial for financial crimes, I'm betting

[@Repdem]

The January 6 Committee wants to see Jones texts too. ROTFL

[@rajaalkaram4315]

This is the first coverage of the spider fire that didn't include a spider picture as the lead in. As a person with arachnophobia, thank you so much. It is the little things that help me get through the day without a panic attack that mean the most.

[@LawNerdAmber]

Agree!

[@xy6845]

I think that maybe wasn't left out on purpose. But there ya go :)

[@MYRIAMLATEUR]

As long as justice doesn’t sanction perjury, people will keep on lying.

[@krissyhimes9357]

So happy Kansas voted for women's reproductive rights and her privacy!! Congrats to all those from Kansas. They represent how the rest of America wants as well.

[@bubblesezblonde]

Proud to be a Kansan tonight. We were the first state to oppose slavery and now the first to oppose theocracy.

[@xy6845]

Well not exactly the _first,_ but there ya go. Go Kansas! 🌻🦬👏

[@LawNerdAmber]

If you've ever wondered what it's like to have adhd, Michael Costa's segments are a perfect example of what it's like

[@geoffreyharris5931]

You mean the way he interrupts himself and keeps changing the subject.

[@endergeek236]

THANK YOU!!! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

[@weneedjusticeinamerica]

😊 I love his personality and his style.

[@CaitFalconer]

@@geoffreyharris5931 He's not tho- his brain is moving faster than he can get the words out, but it's all tracking fluidly in there. It's ok if you're just a simple neurotypical and can only see negatives in those different from you :(

[@ruddiestmanx5116]

I’m from Kansas and I kinda felt like a lot of people would vote no I’m glad I was right. I watched it live as the votes were being counted. I’m glad Kansas didn’t do a trigger law and wanted to let people vote on it.

[@soni8995]

I'm loving your state like I never have before. Thank you! 🙏🏻❤

[@ruddiestmanx5116]

@@soni8995 Thank you, I never really liked it here. But it’s alright

[@teresa3070]

Alex Jones choking on his own lies. Priceless.

[@user-ou4ho3qk7m]

I L❤️VE how Alex Jones's attornies threw him under the bus on purpose bc they don't like him either.

[@syav4467]

Well done Kansas!

[@laurenconrad1799]

Are people still allowed to advertise Airbnb’s in plantation homes? Honestly, the sheer number of weddings that have taken place on former forced labor camps in the US is staggering.

[@kingofnonation5843]

Yep have your wedding kiss under the tree used for hangings its so fetch!... Its sickening that they don't see whats wrong with it.

[@laurenconrad1799]

@@kingofnonation5843 agreed

[@lennellwaltonboxer]

I’m black and they are just buildings and land. The trees didn’t hang anybody. People did.

[@thegreatwal1224]

@@lennellwaltonboxer stop man, you have to let the white SJWs be angry on your behalf. It’s their calling to point out what we all need to be offended by. In all seriousness, the entirety of America has been claimed via genocide and slavery. By that logic, no where in this country is fit to be married in.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Why are they even still accessible? Or better yet, why aren't they being renovated and given to POC?

[@caro.caro.9578]

Yessssss Kansas !!! Way to go.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I hope Texas follows! I'd love to see the look on Cruz's... face?

[@caro.caro.9578]

@@couragekarnga8735 Meeee toooo.

[@DarkJustice1999]

Alex’s attorneys did that on purpose. He is getting what he deserves!!

[@xy6845]

He deserves much worse. And I hope he gets it.

[@SDXStudio]

Heck yeah to Kansas and Kansas women and supporters. This is a glimmer of hope for the future.

[@kenthehobo]

Proud to be a Kansan!

[@sharonmontano4924]

You really should be

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Proud of you and all the other citizens of your state!

[@VanguardEternal]

Proud of all of you. You speak for humanity.

[@dennystewart3238]

I live in Kansas and for the first time since moving here in 2005, I am PROUD of Kansas!! Now on to November!!

[@soni8995]

👏👏👏❤❤❤

[@emilyparmenter2855]

Let's do It!

[@katienoneofyourbusiness1048]

Without abortion my sister and I would be dead. Both when we were in our 20s. We are now both happily mom's now thanks to abortion. Oh, and alive. Abortion saved me and my sister's lives. It wasn't fun but it saved our two lives that created two wonderful girls.

[@ashwee9053]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@theactualbobross5556]

Care to clarify in context? You just said abortions saved your lives multiple times but never in a descriptive manner. Was it a tumor, embolism etc? Was it actually an abortion or was it a surgery that put the babies life at risk and the babie end up dying? Cause if it’s that, that’s not legally an abortion and not what this vote was over

[@thanoswasright999]

@@theactualbobross5556 Why do you think someone wants to "clarify" their personal medical procedures for some anti-abortion troll?

[@michelebella677]

We don’t need context because it’s not our business what someone else does with their own body. I am so happy that there is a positive story about how abortion SAVES peoples lives. This is the exact reason why we need to protect reproductive rights for ALL people who can get pregnant.

[@katienoneofyourbusiness1048]

@@michelebella677 thank you.

[@tintinban]

9:24 "Live by the sword, die by the sword". It's about time these liars are trapped by their own lies.

[@lordgorogok]

Gotta wonder if Jones's lawyer "messed up" or just hates the guy and ceased the golden opportunity.

[@TXNatureGal]

Thank you Kansas! Over 50% turnout is fantastic.

[@emilyparmenter2855]

I was so worried it wasn't enough!

[@Boutys_mom]

Maybe the Secret Service should hire AJ's lawyer -- then those texts would suddenly appear!

[@haydeecolon7868]

What a great idea! 😁😁😁

[@1mezion]

Alex Jones is a real life "despicable Me" I hope he loses all his cases and the appeals I also hope that he has to pay a tonload of money

[@emilyparmenter2855]

You betcha

[@dutchdykefinger]

Would you say then same for all the other liars you agree with? Because i yet have to catch this "comedian" on a single truth lol

[@joelundine564]

I live in Kansas and was really worried about the vote but it was great seeing my city turn out for this ..... And they definitely tried to trick people with how that question on the ballet was worded

[@TsionY]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾”he Clintoned on my gown!” Trevor you’re soo awesome

[@Ragzzy-R]

Now that we got Alex Jones, How about Tucker next? Come on America, you can do it.

[@redbarchetta8782]

Alex Jones just sunk himself and possible a few people from Jan 6th too. GREAT NEWS!

[@xy6845]

He can't sink himself deep enough for the righteous humiliation he deserves

[@sprat3127]

Go to South India- every man walks around in a skirt- “lungi” or “panche”. Congrats Kansas!

[@bolasblancas420]

Sounds cool.

[@bolasblancas420]

@@zuki9537 nice and fresh.

[@Arxareon]

Hero of the day: lawyer in disguise taking a case to expose the bad guy.

[@farvision]

Actual Americans need to go and vote out EVERY Republican at all levels in November.

[@xy6845]

NEVER ever, ever get tired of voting. Or get lazy. It is YOUR voice. It is your LIFE.

[@emilyparmenter2855]

Couldn't have said it better. Where are you from geeeeze.

[@soppdrake]

I watched for Alex Jones nearly swallowing his tongue. I was not disappointed!

[@deathblossomrede8624]

So proud to be Kansan today!!

[@Hunee-]

Love you Trevor! Keep doing what you’re doing Keeping it real!

[@user-livetoknow]

Alex Jones chokes on his own lies. Poetic justice to my ears.

[@happystorm7542]

Alex choking on his own lies

[@The1976spirit]

8:25 "he Bill Clintoned on my gown" Trevor Noah hits the bullseye

[@rabbit251]

I seldom watch Trevor but this was pretty funny. Need to watch him more often.

[@erikserum9519]

He is the goat now bro .welcome to the party 🥳

[@GodofPainBelial]

Thank you about the skirt topic. Lol. I don't understand why it would be an issue. And that R. Kelly joke was golden.🤣🤣🤣

[@TheJessmart70]

Watching the segment on Brad Pitt's skirt was a peculiar time to be eating a lightly poached egg on a salad for dinner.

[@leyrua]

Dang it now I'm hungry.

[@leyrua]

Why you gotta do this to me?

[@agnyse]

I’m so proud both for and of Kansas

[@HowToChangeName]

I love how AJ suddenly become senile dying old man when faced with prosecution

[@amandalogan89]

Cosby and Weinstein both tried that act in court. Creepy old men trying to play it up for sympathy

[@Oldfarmlady]

His lawyer didn't mess up. He gladly threw him under the bus. Lol

[@clw87]

The word “spaz” being removed is the right call. It’s incredibly offensive to people who have cerebral palsy or a myriad of other conditions.

[@kellig.6819]

Way to go Kansas!!!

[@CaminoAir]

53% is an historic high voter turnout in Kansas? I think a major part of the problem has been identified.

[@mackenzie1555]

Well a majority of our population live in the middle of nowhere where the nearest voting station is on average of 25 miles away. Usually most votes in elections come from Wichita, Topeka, Olathe and Overland Park (suburban KCK) because they have the highest population density, even though they only account for about 30-40% of turnout. So that makes this even more of a big deal that people were willing to travel up to 30 miles to vote for the amendment.

[@emilyparmenter2855]

I'm from Wichita. Republicans are the problem. It's a fact .....but we showed them 🤨

[@blakrumba]

Scots are probably thinking "Brad didn't start this!!!" 🤣 Side note: there's something about a man in a Kilt 😍

[@Najolve]

I wish I looked like Pitt or was Scottish so I could get away with wearing a skirt in public (it's way too freak'n hot here in FL). Unfortunately I don't think the pale IT guy running around in a skirt would be as accepted.

[@hexkingofsaturnvalentine1693]

@@Najolve Seriously!? Do u kno the CraZy stories we constantly here about from Florida? I would have thot u would barely be noticed, lol

[@vodoogirl7]

😂😂😂The lawyer! ...This is beautiful! 🤣

[@cbereze]

Anyone catch Trevor whisper “Jesus” at 13:42 ? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@evillyn7895]

Votey vote vote vote. A winning slogan if I ever heard one!

[@boatymsboatface3929]

Right?! I love it!

[@pambronson4467]

That cough from Alex Jones around 10:40 is the beginning of a minor heart attack.