1988 HONDA CR250 2 STROKE HILLCLIMBER - There is no Lawn Anymore

[@albertboersma7294]

i think some of that dirt has landed on the moon

[@donniebaker5984]

Kaplan got your ears on? You said that some of that dirt may have landed on the Moon from your incessant obsession of a sod farm nightmare ... Strange how you would instantly come up with such a humorous thought may not be entirely false.. is April here for both of us in real time and if you can look back in the not so distant past the Chinese at that time had four extreme exotic Moon rovers equipped with anything to test any type of environment and sample anything that we've ever seen or sterilized about and give you a chemical analysis of it in other words everything that wasn't on our moon mission agenda and any rovers we sent on his face the Chinese had the extra and is still working instruments..... on the moon three on the near side and one on the far side now that one of them was still alive but it was stuck it didn't move for quite some time and all of a sudden about the time you twisted the throttle on a certain CR250 with a certain battle tire on the back not too long afterwards the Rover that was stuck something knocked it loose first logical guess what's in pebbles or maybe a handful of dirt fell out of the ether they call the vacuum of space cuz it's not a vacuum it has molecules floating around in it it is measurable it has a certain amount of resistance but not enough to even render any possibility of slowing your business down after out there moving could have been a real handful of dirt ..started it's full active today and 100% on mission just saying I'm about to puke up my lunch laughing so hard.... And of course Junior there lost that One barrage and the direction of the Earth spin which gives it the inertia to break free of Earth's gravity if the trajectory was correct and then there's the speed at which that paddle tire was still spinning and roughly oh I don't know 18,000 miles per hour maybe and if so you targeted the chang 3 perfectly in save the Chinese billions of dollars... Now here is the evidence real evidence not the timeline from today backwards is about the same as your day out there playing around with your CR250 powered pizza cutter literally dicing up your lawn ... Here's the actual story as they tell it that chain three was stuck in one spot couldn't move for I don't know what it was 6 months still standing back pictures you know he can still rotate his head 360 degrees and take the same pictures of the same stuff all the time... And then what they claim of course China and the United States claim anything they want to and nobody listens to it long enough to find out what's real or not but what they claim something Rover is the best they can tell from the data apparently it's steering gear was cocked one way and tried to turn it away hook yourself even and deeper so something was going up to the suspension a shot or something on the ground which could be a chunk of glass cuz there's a lot of glass up there like a lot of glass I'm not going to get into how that's there you know instantly that is a fictitious story but what it was caught on something hit the Chinese chang 3 Moon River to the point when it instantly through full bullies to that wheel that was breaking traction apparently dug in and got some bite and lost itself out of its rut now it's still running around and I'm not sure they might drive that over on the far side to help with the projects The far side rubber shot and the way they discuss what they're doing with them and what they're discovering pretty much boils down to measuring off the real estate and and making an forming a digital grid of what's for sale and what's for rent and since the moon has minerals in large concentrated quantities is going to dedicate and deliver it what each watering is worth telling you got your gold over here there's some copper over there in that section I got titanium back behind this and here are the prices.... Titanium exist in nature on planet Earth in a 35% concentration with a sedimentary type of sulfurous pH Stone this like sandstone whatever .... But on the moon the first samples they found that was that had titanium from three different moonshots over so eight years is what we're told I ventured that when they're telling you about a moon shot they're telling me about maybe one of 5 million shots all been on the same thing anyway their first report the titanium was 90% found in nature on the road and then the last report was 99%. So in all reality the mining operations are going to do on the moon is the same as mining for Chevy and Ford parts and 100 acre junkyard of Chevys and ports only on a scale of the size of the Moon in other words you're jumping out parts and parts pieces of elements... Your titanium is a little world all of itself as in real reality it's as unusual as unobtainium underneath home tree on the planet Pandora guarded by the blue monkeys namely the Navi the indigenous population has that Sergeant would say.... They have natural occurring carbon fiber bones that make them very hard to kill . And as I was never 100% trekking nerd .... I was even farther from any type of Star wars acquaintance which I was doing really good there with that until the nightclub bar scene and there's gay aliens now no that's too far... And then Luke Skywalker that didn't have a problem with it at all just that's it I'm done no much old man here unless you're singing YMCA but anyway reality and what NASA has been hiding from the general public since I've been looking into it is much more interesting and weird and more weird than any science fiction... So the moral to my warning if you do the same thing with a CR500 chances are there will be a dead Rover on the moon that will get blamed for... Lb ching chang chong time .. Rucka Rucka Ali DJ not nice.. oh yeah and the famous " just sayin". But you take millennials today they've got an answer for everything that's totally digital related that gives them proof positive that possessed selective admittance of what they want to know is real and was they truly believe it's false is false and then they'll show the evidence of what they truly believe is real is real from the evidence kind of addicting what's false for instance..... The van belts of dangerous radiation that well disintegrate your spacecraft and turn you into a pile of bones and then dust if you even to make an attempt to break free proving months and for all that no man has ever left Earth orbit and over these years of ridicule and NASA bashing and and without giving us any motivation or MO tt that has been done.... When Photoshop became the next level up into strictly computer generated image CGI there was a common website everybody could go to and see the moon rover that was left behind and then landing zone MTV as you probably recall Heather promotional anime cartoon promoting music television and it was an animation of the astronauts driving around on the moon in a two-stroke 250cc Honda Odyssey off-road go-kart basically... And then later it was total CGI with some astronaut riding a Harley around up there about the time you could advance in world of Warcraft when they finally up the computer pad at where you are required to have some sort of a video card you can go for a Harley Davidson trike and ride it around in world of Warcraft for years now.... I'm going to give you one more comment and another box so it's so you'll see zero down on the subject it's not about this but something I did a couple weeks ago maybe a week ago and what I saw a week ago

[@ThereEbumpin]

No better way to sell a bike than actually ripping it like this for the people to see, 2 skilled riders and a lot of bike knowledge through each decade

[@billsmith9610]

Remember that time when Jimmy Weinert used a paddle tire in supercross and then they outlawed them

[@CainSample]

Id love to see a video of that 👍

[@Yt_xrider]

I member🍇🍇🍇

[@Popsm0ke]

Would not wanna ride with that m efr and I'm on a cr500

[@Popsm0ke]

Why would you say the airbox has been opened up when it has a pod filter on it

[@kevincosta9228]

I was a Jimmy Weinert fan but don't remember the paddle tire. I can just imagine though LOL

[@anthonybressler4404]

I’m just smiling during this whole video. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crffilmz7300]

Bro same

[@RidePittsburgh247]

Same hahaha

[@dr00andrew]

ken laughing at the roost is awesome. thing is an absolute beast

[@kennithmorella2693]

Jr sure knows how to make that look easy. Every time you do videos with your son I can’t help but get all sentimental thinking about the great memories of my sons and I riding together past and present. At 65 yrs young my riding days are numbered but my sons do their best to keep me riding with them be it on or off road. May everyone at Kaplan Cycles stay safe and healthy from Buffalo NY 🇺🇸

[@chrisiollich4890]

Like the bonding HA HA !!! You guys got some merica in your family, hallin ass in that 2stroke fever fashion, that seems to run in your family! Now dad let's see what that 500 will do!Kaplan America to the rescue!!!! THANKS from the west coast!!!!!

[@brianjohnson148]

Damit! I had an 88, haven’t seen or heard one since I sold it in 1998. I’m smiling ear to ear listening to that bike rip. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@josephlangs8781]

That's the greatest thing I've seen in a long time. Good luck with the pilot.👍👍👍

[@paulpride8842]

You and your son are liveing the American dream. I love watching your videos.

[@ghpjerry]

Pulling that front wheel off the ground like nothing with that extended swing arm just shows the power it throws down. Loved my late yr 97 CR250! Baddest bike I've owned...It tossed everyone I let ride it, including me several times.

[@Dirtbikerider927]

ghpjerry amen! I got a 98 cr250 and that thing hauls ass. Its so hard to keep the front end down, the front end feels weightless lol.

[@chrisgilbert-wb6pp]

I love these guys more and more every time I watch there videos

[@mohsenghadiri1101]

I love that beautiful 2 stroke exhaust sound of that badass CR250

[@brycelynch8094]

I grew up on a 87 yz 250, the 2 strokes of that era are just epic, you guys do amazing work

[@albundy6804]

Thats my favourite song 4 sure!!! Good singn JR!!

[@josephwinkler4863]

The ditch witch ! Crispy !

[@donaldperkins6148]

Man you guys are bad Ass 🇺🇸 father and son Roosting love the relationship you guys have

[@daveeagling9372]

That is one badass bike. Love the way it shreds the ground up.

[@dantschosik6777]

good videos ....the first bike i had was a brand new 1977 cr 125. when it came out . had the best days back then lots of good times riding😀

[@rockyjustus2829]

That CR 250 runs in the open class category of power to the ground it's awesome fr

[@BloodShedda]

I love the reaction lol I can identify to it so much 😂 when someone skillful unleashes the true power of a machine in the moment. It’s like a fantasy coming true!

[@jimmystevens9028]

JR can stop by the garden this afternoon and till the crap out of it with that. Wow! I need to get a sand tire to play with for mine. Looks like a blast. Lol

[@brettcrochiere9537]

I’m not sure what makes me happier, that monster singing or your laugh every time Jr. gets on it😂

[@anthonybressler4404]

That CR is a beast. Great riding Junior. 💯👍👍👍

[@markcollins5026]

Man, looks like a blast, I had a 1987 cr250 with a paddle tire I rode at the sand dunes, fun stuff !

[@terragrappler1]

Holy crap that bike will flat out rip!!!!you guys are makin me get the honda cr fever!

[@user-lm8fx6kc1b]

1 of the best sounding 2 strokes on KZbin, I need to get my kx250 to do that.

[@michaelcheevers68]

Ring , ding , ding , nothing beats the sound of a stroker

[@BobbyBoca]

Always love Cr's since the first time I seen one when I 6 years old in 1984 then finally got my 89 Cr's 80 in the summer of that year, I loved that bike !

[@stefanrandall8345]

Had an 89. Amazing how well they run even when inadequately maintained haha.

[@MarkMeadows90]

Can’t believe I rode on the back of a dirt bike with a paddle tire when I was younger. My neighbor had a 1993 Honda dirt bike, forgot what model, and the dirt slinging from the tire got all over my back. Nasty, but fun lol

[@leadhead7338]

OH YEAH BOYS!!! cant wait to get the crank done on my 86 250R

[@christopherwatkins2479]

Love all the bikes that y'all get to play with

[@brandon2kn]

That is some crazy roost! you'd think a land mine had just went off 15 feet away... I think Ken seniors laugh says it all! Great video guys!

[@davidhitchcock2674]

Rebuilding The 88 cr 250 right now will not have a paddle tire or longer swingarm but 63 yrs old will be well worth the trouble last bike of long career thanks for the videos

[@jdatwood7086]

I’d love to try that setup at southwick. The tire would obviously be great but I bet the long wheelbase of the extended swing arm would be really stable at those high speeds and over the rough sand whoops

[@terragrappler1]

That bike was roosting like the bikes at the sand drags no doubt!

[@michaelmills5157]

Hell yeah! If this video doesn't make you smile or laugh you cannot be helped!

[@Colton_Larson]

This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in awhile 😌

[@blownbudgethondas1086]

Makes me miss my orange 1990 cr250

[@dbelflower6793]

Got to love the power band on a good old 2 stroke.

[@johntunstall9698]

Love it, that thing sounds great. It looked like that first takeoff plastered the wall.

[@jbolin105]

That bike sounds amazing.

[@josephabbott9627]

Wow a reality TV show that's cool I vow to avidly watch it

[@jonetshkin]

That echo... love it

[@craigjackson3744]

Be nice to see you get hold of a WR 500 on your channel love them bikes 👍

[@bro718]

Smile on my face the whole video rocknroll guys 🤘🤘🤘

[@jaredbollenbach9544]

I'll need another tire by end vid thanks keep it coming 👍

[@paddyoconnor5362]

How did I miss this video when it was uploaded. Best video...... ever. !!!! Could plough a football field !! Snr couldn't stop laughing! Excellent as always guys. Fun with a capital F. Good to see the governor ripping the lawn up !

[@noahlindsey5100]

Honda's are the best hands down. Especially this year.👍🇱🇷

[@happytimesagain3458]

Awesome Awesome Awesome Ride Demo and Bike!! Waited a week to see a new bike Vid!!

[@hankschrader149]

First hillclimb I ever raced I entered my 1985 CR500 and my 1988 XR600 I didn't fair well on either bike! I looped my XR out 😂 got some good cheers from the crowd though lol

[@mikeschlup5279]

That thing is CRISP!

[@mazterplumber2549]

What a bad ass bike Mr kaplin

[@justdean5871]

If you don't get a semi on after watching this you never will lol

[@Giant2020creepin]

You said something then love to here them sing!

[@Giant2020creepin]

Your a true father a kaplen

[@morrow49]

If jr didn’t have that paddle tire he should’ve chased that clown down on the drz. That two stroke would’ve scared him

[@guntherflume7129]

How much to till my garden 😂

[@rangerxlt3]

Call Ken JR for all your rototilling needs

[@greglewellen4510]

Restoring the exact bike without extended swing arm but clean original

[@michaeltrower6792]

It's definitely a rippa sounds awesome

[@Joelontugs]

You imagine the people trying to get in touch with these two guys lmao assistant picks up no Ken sr stepped out his office momentarily, how long will he be away? Assistant looks out of window as Ken flys by on a cr250 with a paddle tire.... I would say he's out for the rest of the afternoon lmao

[@TaylerKaplan1]

Joel Lyons you have absolutely no idea how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cody_4]

Badass new toy comes in, pops and jr gotta try it out lol 😂👍✌️

[@gilbertpedraza6756]

Hondas produced some of the baddest 2 stroke bikes this goes to show

[@eastbaymauiboy]

If you need new irrigation, just use the CR250R for trenching. If you guys were doing it back in the early oughts, you would have been as big as Jesse James was. I hope to see you guys get somethin similar soon

[@oblivianation9759]

I like the way the landscaping is going right now. I like to borrow that machine and do my own yard

[@jamescarlucci9867]

Unreal, you should have demoed that on a country club golf course.

[@screenfixer1936]

My dream is to see a wheelie with a hillclimber,,, i think that's possible only in America 🇺🇸 Cheers from Italy 🇮🇹 Great channel

[@murk1352]

Chucking brownies everywhere....👍🏻🔥🇺🇸

[@nikkiedominy4720]

Playing with your kids In the lawn. Level 100

[@mikebaird3867]

Drive it like it's stolen , love it

[@tommybritton9273]

Its like shrapnel flying around 👍

[@lexprue]

Man I wish I had that bike

[@kurtgates4194]

What keihin carb are you running on that 88? That thing gets it on, my 88 isn’t running too good.

[@travismaniagigglebush247]

Of all the bikes yes I own this beast

[@ChiefTrapHustle]

You guys take a look at my KTM 500 prettyyyy mint 👍😍

[@jeffdavison8421]

Bring it out to Michigan and run it at the Muskegon Motorcycle Club hill climb ir Silver Lake sand dune's. Be there or be square.

[@anthonyiadarola1201]

Badass bike well setup

[@NEO-qq8qe]

U guys should do a little race senior on the cr500 and Junior cr250

[@mikepreciado7807]

Sheez. Iam a 500 guy but that bike rips!

[@bigos.motoowens5813]

The music of my people 🤣😄🤣😄

[@Scottietalks]

ROOOOOOSTTTTINGGGGGGG FOR DAYSSSSSSS..... HELL YEAH

[@AudiophileTubes]

2-strokegasm!

[@travismaniagigglebush247]

It's like seeing baby Jesus born and seeing a unicorn learn to fly wile smoking skunk bud 🙌

[@73macrino]

I guess that’s one way to Air raid your yard lol. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@davidc.4972]

Now all it needs is a new clutch they were dogging that bike pretty heavy does look fun though!

[@alanbass8438]

What a machine

[@jeffalleshouse9783]

Hell yaaa ken ! Merica ! God bless.

[@clarkpitts5393]

Careful...................you boys will disrupt the Starlink Pattern.. A+

[@woods42]

Junior was hanging it out!!!

[@joenatoli715]

Nice vid, Ken. You gotta race jr on the 500 😂

[@sinner3919]

Going that fast when you slow down and turn are you shifting down and then shifting back up?

[@robertbruning1510]

Come on Senior! Put that paddle meat on the KX500!!!

[@limiter4200]

When jr tells his pops take it easy 😂😂😂

[@Spencer5501]

That looks like a fun rototiller

[@rangerxlt3]

The amount of dirt being tossed into the wall was unreal lol

[@rukkdaguylew8513]

A cap...that's only a 250 emagin dat 500🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾that bike is a beast...I see you smiling big bro👍✌️👍✌️👍

[@marvinthemartian3929]

That's 1 nice yamaha cr 250

[@JohnJ77777]

Can you post the.uphill race now?

[@neilbillybob3065]

Jr that's bad azz.. a Ripper

[@eyalcr500]

Hello Mr. Kaplan ! me and other guys here in Israel , we watch your shop's videos all the time ! we sure love watching all the bikes you got there, especially the off road bikes (we're mostly off road guys) - we also like the shop,it's very nice ! one guy here say "Kaplan" is a Jewish name ! is it so ??? anyway, we hope you're gonna do many more videos ! and have a great business !!!!

[@KaplanCycles]

Yes my great-grandfather is a Russian Jew but I'm pretty much a mutt because my grandmother was polish Catholic and my other grandfather was Irish Catholic and my other grandmother was English Catholic so my father converted to Catholicism to marry my mother so I was born and raised Catholic and him now considering myself a Christian. Either way God bless Israel we are all connected I have the same blood running through my veins

[@eyalcr500]

@@KaplanCycles wow Mr. Kaplan !!! that's quite a "history" ! God forbid, you're not a "mutt" - you're the Man ! i saw your graphic decal set for the project CR500 AF (beautiful colors for the chassis, cool idea, awsome ! ) and if you will come up with the same graphics for a regular Honda CR500R - i got a '99 CR500 , i'll buy a set and the bike will proudly "wear" it !! thanks! God bless the USA !

[@KaplanCycles]

@@eyalcr500 Christy is working on getting the graphics ready for resale she did a set for juniors 89 also