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@jasperdore448611 ай бұрын
how did you out a comment before it was released? it says 12 hours ago but for me it is 23 mins? WHAT?
@iononcantomascrivo11 ай бұрын
Story number two: NOT the jerk at all. I had a “friend” just like that. She used me for any resource that I had which she coveted, including rides. When you're no longer useful to people like that, they discard you. They make you out to be the bad guy because you dare put down a boundary or call them out for how there's no reciprocation. OP is better off without her.
@princessmarlena135911 ай бұрын
I had a former friend I used to drive to work, I got fired yet she still wanted me to drive her to work (despite my new job being in the opposite direction). The worst part was I found out later she was the one who got me fired, so after telling her off and severing ties, I told a former coworker everything, she told everyone what my former friend did. Boss found out, former friend lost her job.
@princessmarlena135911 ай бұрын
Story 1: This is why I’m glad my gas cap cover locks. I once heard an urban legend of a prowler who stole gas from RV parks. One guy who owned a camper van converted his auxiliary gas tank to a septic tank. The thief thought he could siphon out gas from the second tank, only to get a mouthful of septic matter, and spent the night puking in the campground pool.
@AnimeGamer501st11 ай бұрын
Good
@iononcantomascrivo11 ай бұрын
The money mooching story: OP is nothing but a piggy bank to her. She needs to cut her off. She knows that she's using OP and that's what's really sad about this. I mean, she openly admitted that her boyfriend would lecture her about being more financially prudent if she went to him instead of OP. That shows that it's a conscious choice for her to scam someone that she knows is an easy target and is conflict adverse instead of going to someone who she knows will put her in her place. I guarantee you if OP was broke, she wouldn't even talk to her. I know, because when I had a friend like this. As soon as the money dried up and I was between jobs, she turned into a ghost. When she found out that I got a good-paying job, she tried to shoehorn her way back in to my life, but by then, I had closed the door on that "friendship.”
@jasoncarpp774211 ай бұрын
*Story 1:* OMFG! That's a new level of insane! What makes this karen think she needs gasoline more than everyone else? She's just one person, she's siphoning fuel from several other cars. How the hell does one person do that?
@QuickManEXE11 ай бұрын
And apparently she kept coming back, it wasn't a one-off thing.
@codybohyer110711 ай бұрын
Yeah, but I'm wondering how she could drain a full gas tank from one vehicle and gas from another vehicle because op mother's car was empty too. Most gas cans are 2-3 gallons a full gas tank in a small car is still 8 gallons, my Ford Taurus is 18 gallons. Some of my friends' trucks are 22 gallons. How did she drain at least two vehicles in one night? Where did she put it?
@razorwolf275811 ай бұрын
Doing some good old frontier justice feeling like a good option
@DigitalCowboy00011 ай бұрын
@@codybohyer1107 actually you can still buy large capacity gas cans. My question is the same as a lot of Reddit commenters. Where was she storing the excess gas? Plus why would someone who is stealing gas is going to empty a gas tank. Thus calling attention to their misdeeds.
@codybohyer110711 ай бұрын
@@DigitalCowboy000 it requires a decent amount of strength to move one of the high-capacity gas cans. But that's what I'm talking about, after she filled her vehicle up to capacity, where did she store all the other gas? You just can't leave a gas can outside in an apartment building, it'd be stolen before the day is out.. and the answer to the last part of your comment is just stupidity
@eric9829211 ай бұрын
For the last story: Don't shit where you eat. Dating a boss is a terrible idea. If one of you leaves, then you can pursue it if you still feel the same. But this does sound like a rebound so you shouldn't hurt this guy if it is.
@DoctorOaks11 ай бұрын
Exactly this
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
i never date any guys at my job because we need to look professional and stuff.
@damienhibberts468511 ай бұрын
Funny enough this channel hekps me sleep better than any sleep sounds , not saying its boring shits exciting af but with my insomnia and anxieties, hearing other peoples problems helped me sleep
@chinchillasaredope455111 ай бұрын
Here in britan, 42.3% of cars on the road are Diesel so you'll need to know cars to nick fuel of people
@collin140111 ай бұрын
I used to work at a gas station. I have seen what happens when someone steals gas from a car.
@blaktigr8411 ай бұрын
Story 3: Couldn't be any further from the jerk in this Lunk Moment. This story reminds me of the time before I left a gym, I was reading something off a bulletin board in the foyer. Not even 3 seconds of standing there, this old man cleared his throat at me, because he wanted to exit through the right side door that I was apparently blocking as opposed to the left (1: Both sides were unlocked & worked just fine, & 2: We were the only 2 people at the foyer atm). I knew he was a lunk, because like he did after, he always sits on the bench outside of the gym to smoke a cigarette. Bottom Line: It's not your fault that some people like to mark their territory without actually having to mark their territory.
@mondenkindqueen11 ай бұрын
I’m glad my car has a lock on the gas cap that you cannot open from the outside.
@MarlinChasteen10 ай бұрын
I'd give the EM, and the incompetent worker as much hassle as possible. If you get your way cancel membership. Try to get worker FIRED! Lastly be sure to give both an extensive attitude adjustment!
@Shanghaimartin11 ай бұрын
I've only ever owned like 3 cars, and all of the filler caps locked. Is that not the norm?
@chaochaocool453011 ай бұрын
Story 1 her entitlement is beyond comprehension but still I thought car gas tanks has some kind of lock so that no one can open it except for the car owner(s)
@codybohyer110711 ай бұрын
Only on certain higher end vehicles, but most of them have anti siphon screens in the fuel fill neck.
@admirallotor11 ай бұрын
Story 1: I looked at the title, sat down, grabbed some popcorn and set it up on my TV, because I could tell that this was going to be good, and I was right
@trendasmith-johnston596111 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃🦃
@bokcblackeye88811 ай бұрын
Can we not compare the ladybin to the first story to Joker. Joker may be insane but he's insanely smart enough to continue while not getting caught, and if he does get caught, it's for shits and giggles, unlike this bih who is actually ridiculous
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
at least joker plans to rob banks.
@brandonnewby1784 ай бұрын
1:29: stop calling 911 for non-emergencies.
@johnnymcneal591411 ай бұрын
No she thinks of you is nothing more than a walking ATM machine but it's really not your friend she's reluctant to even pay you back what she borrowed
@erinthedemonhog209011 ай бұрын
With the first story, something similar happened. Thankfully my neighbor warned me, saying some guy was stealing everyone's gas. He thankfully never got my parents' cars but I think that guy eventually got arrested. Edit: to give you context, I live in a trailer park & this guy moved in I think a year after we moved to another trailer.
@vincentcleaver19259 ай бұрын
I don't understand stealing all the gas in someone's tank and leaving them without the means to get to a gas station. There's no way that gets written off
@Naviwolffeweddy11 ай бұрын
This story was absolutely insane..
@HelpImtheyoungestchild7 ай бұрын
Story 1: I wonder what kind of car this Karen has that she needs to steal gas from a parking lot of cars.
@annemariebell697010 ай бұрын
I ride the transit bus to just about everywhere I go. If we have a new employee that doesn't have a car and lives in town, I share the number for the transit dispatch and pricing info.
@eyecatcher18911 ай бұрын
no fishing off the company dock, a rule i stick to, way too dangerous
@brianvance117811 ай бұрын
Story 2: not all whores offer sex in exchange for money it seems. Story 3: if you have to ask whether something is a good idea, the answer is probably no
@johnnymcneal591411 ай бұрын
Yeah there's no justifying stealing gas from other people's cars maybe if you ask nicely they would give you the money to buy gas but you just can't take it
@DrewJames-bv3op11 ай бұрын
WOW already a karen, not even an hour into my day
@yoriichitsugikuni374311 ай бұрын
I hate people who do that… I really do
@WTC-199011 ай бұрын
3rd story: don't date co-worker's, just keep him as a fantasy
@v.crowley11 ай бұрын
Story 1: where do i find a 3br /2ba for only 1400??? Thats amazing
@raerose227811 ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving 🍁🍽 🦃❤️
@jasonhoward130811 ай бұрын
Story 1 if I caught her she would get sugar in her tank
@samauraipc1611 ай бұрын
Idk if anyone remembwrs the gas crisis few years ago where ppl were going so over board that they filled them in bukets, tubs and trash bags. Well that year ppl were stealing other gases too. I actually had to buy a gas lock cause where i lived at the time. And now i barely do quarter tanks but since my work is now 10 min from my house its not a big deal
@lizaelizabathniki154111 ай бұрын
Whole 6 years of your life all putting down
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
i'm sorry but op should have focused on making friends at her workplace, than after work she could meet a guy outside of work and have a crush on him.
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
just like my best friend should have focused on making friends instead of focusing on getting a girlfriend.
@thirdlegolas741511 ай бұрын
Money moocher.....friend zone
@chalise.x11 ай бұрын
Story 2: are you a child make a complaint about the guy the worker didn't see what happened or heard what he was saying to you. You should have delt with it yourself. I swear people like you are annoying did you want the worker to hold your hand around the gym to.make sure he didn't say anything to you
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
he told the worker that this guy pushed him.
@180rotator11 ай бұрын
Story 1: what the hell
@jdangel689211 ай бұрын
Now i know you guys are gonna hate me for saying this, and I'd like to say i don't agree with what she's doing, but she should've taken a bit from all those people. Not empty the entire tank. Then she wouldn't have gotten caught.
@andreeamunteanu712911 ай бұрын
The first story the Karen was very dum with that reason
@elionaballa281811 ай бұрын
27-23 = 5 years so not a big deal
@v.crowley11 ай бұрын
As long as both are over the age of 16 doesn't matter the age gap... It's legal.. my roommates are 19 and 30.. they've been together for 2yrs now..
@darealmicahurbex11 ай бұрын
4 years
@Officialbrxchtje11 ай бұрын
Claim ur early ticket here ! 🎫 👇
@gotenblack254211 ай бұрын
last story is really weird to me like it fells like she just wants to be with this guy cause she cant be without a man in her life i know it sounds rude but that is what am getting form it
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
i know right who decides to have a crush on your manager male or female and decides that you want to date them, when i was in a working enviroment, i never dated my coworkers half of them are men, i had a nice working relationship with them.
@ambreenijaz391911 ай бұрын
Day 190 of saying the same thing until I get pinned Karen's getting destroyed is one of the best parts of my life
@A_Simple_kilometre2 ай бұрын
@@ambreenijaz3919 sup
@DrewJames-bv3op11 ай бұрын
I got here in the first 30 seconds
@Cousin_Elvin_sweet11 ай бұрын
🗿
@loaymohamed887611 ай бұрын
It feels illegal to be this early
@cooperlee-clay913410 ай бұрын
Should have just bought a tesla. 👌
@stanleymays271011 ай бұрын
She sounds like Joe Biden !
@ConmanVR96811 ай бұрын
W BRO
@Buffbob611 ай бұрын
Hi
@TheBIGMOMMA7011 ай бұрын
OMG... how Booooorrrrrriiiinnnngggggg
@Aduck-n1r11 ай бұрын
First and under 5 minutes
@ambreenijaz391911 ай бұрын
Nope.
@michaelwheeler527511 ай бұрын
First. 🥰
@Happy_Cat2.011 ай бұрын
OMG I AM THE 298TH PERSON AND ITS ONLY BEEN 7 MINUTES AND AM THE 16TH COMENT Early too? 👇🏻
@hrafnafolk11 ай бұрын
Was she a Black person?
@viviennemorgan721711 ай бұрын
which one?
@darealmicahurbex11 ай бұрын
Why do you think black people are theifs. SMH
@sophietierney-jf6el11 ай бұрын
story 1 you are going to university and found you and everyone was out of gas and even your mother car was out of gas Karen thought if everybody can pay rent you can afford to give me gas but no everybody is on low income and Karen is arrested is she nuts not even car runs on the same fuel using the wrong one can break the car then you have to have the car drain out and you and everybody should sue Karen for the money for gas 🚔🚗🚙🛻⛽️😠😡🤬