Karens Are Ruining Everything

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[@shunkfang1717]

Legends say a Karen can will a manager into existence just to yell at them.

[@SapienSafari]

😆

[@bastiangalaz4580]

I Karen dies, she just goes to speak to God, the manger of Reality.inc

[@Vipanen03]

I don't understand how some people don't understand that when others get rights theirs aren't taken away. For an example, if your mom buys you ice cream you get ice cream, and if your mom also buys ice cream to your sibling the you both get ice cream.

[@Longshot88]

Yeah, people aren't bright. Same kinds of protests who show up to protests with semiauto rifles and making the regular gun owners look like nuts as well lol

[@ang3l002]

everyone is just making everyone else look stupid.

[@rwk6791]

But then how would they be perpetual victims and the one true oppressed people?!?!?!?!?!

[@AlexJonesGaming]

@@linkkraft3358 marriage is a holy bond deeply tied to religion that's why it's such a big deal to many people I agree they should have the right to get married (most states they do already it's not that much of a fighting point anymore) but I also understand that churches have the right to now marry them if they don't agree with it

[@imaginekudryavka9485]

It's even worse than that, since money for ice cream can be a finite resource, while the right to marry someone can't be diminished by others doing the same.

[@BloodyMuffinx]

The funniest thing about Karens are the people who think it's a "racial slur".

[@Medved-]

It is tho 🤗🥱🕵🏿‍♀️

[@UKEDNHAT7]

@@Medved- it's not

[@brian6032]

Johnny Eclectic a Karen can be any race though 😐

[@Medved-]

Thetrinitykid 🤩🤪

[@wick7201]

Johnny Eclectic Calm down

[@Happy_Nacho_Mystery]

My mom is 56% Karen, 44% Christian and 200% work addicted. I made her a painting of her favorite place to try and revive some humanity inside her but I have yet to reach her. It was actually quite a nice painting of the beach so now it’s in my room.

[@TerriPoppins]

Karen’s are awful beings. Especially dealing with them when I used to work at Petsmart. The cat lady Karen’s are the WORST! The amount of coupons they’d bring in then ask for the manager cuz they were all expired 🙄

[@userisdeadandarchived2995]

i have a karen for a grandma, but there a better karen

[@faceless.cowboy9966]

I feel so bad for you. My Karen's just come to my job hungry but to add a cat to that is too much

[@gingi8466]

It’s so dumb that Susan is the CEO of KZbin she really got the position for having a garage she doesn’t even know how to run it

[@mr.goldfish1530]

One of the many reasons I want the platform to be converted into a workers' cooperative.

[@skinnypx1949]

My mom's name is Karen....she's never asked to speak to a manager and doesn't start random arguments but when we go out to a restaurant, the way she orders food makes me face palm. She'll face the menu towards the server, point at what she wants and pronounciate the item slowly and loudly like the server is stupid. And if we're at a Mexican restaurant she pronounced the L's in quesadilla...last time she did that I said out loud "you're such a Karen".

[@r0tten.b0y]

I used to have a Karen haircut. I was deeply disappointed in myself. Luckily now, I look like McCrees unwanted, blonde fetus :)

[@DangerousPerson]

A "Karen" out there probably thought their kid being emo was like having cancer, so she cut her hair in solidarity and the trend caught on with moms of emo kids around the globe.

[@theangrydweller1002]

I like how the president is a male Karen.

[@detenatron.3608]

Didn't expect to find another pissed off dweller.

[@SoapCkat]

True

[@userisdeadandarchived2995]

cut the buffout, you're making valid statements.

[@theangrydweller1002]

Fainting Willy half the reply’s I get are always fallout jokes

[@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS]

Orange man bad

[@sofiaincollingo5139]

Y’all should do a people ruin everything together lmao

[@Justmethinaround]

More like a "about that though"

[@lingokingo2079]

The fnaf people ruin anything

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

I’m pretty sure Pig was involved in the Minecraft “People Ruin” video

[@niamhlawson1941]

This video just made me really really really sad. People are so bull headed and they will never change their viewpoint because they think it threatens their existence to let other people exist 😭😭😭😭😭

[@thewizard7396]

No Quarter used during the 1700s meant "no mercy"

[@jlt-kjv2840]

I would expect General Grievous to say this.

[@nasirjohnson8011]

And what’s so sad is that there are millions of people that think like this and the government encourages it

[@error_.mp4912]

The saddest part is even after all of this has been wrapped up and the cop who killed george was arrested they’ll still think this way

[@jackcutter2]

BETTER WATCH AND DOWNLOAD THIS BEFORE IT'S TAKEN DOWN FOR NO REASON

[@detenatron.3608]

So it's that's serious then

[@skimpskomp]

um

[@redwolf92]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK PLANKTON'S WIFE !!!

[@Mr.Wetherilli]

😂😂😂

[@notme5501]

That's why I don't go on twitter It really shows how many awful people there are

[@Grandobzen]

Laughing at hypocrites is a great way to kill some time 👌

[@kmilo7472]

This was so chaotic that i didn't even know how to feel

[@corvettesareneat1274]

I love the voice crack in the intro

[@ViaKea]

Yup

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

Me too.😊

[@jynxijuxtapoze3508]

> “i have no idea what this tweet is saying” > implying they didn’t read the explanation of the tweet...right before reading the tweet

[@KageMaxwell]

My head hurts now... That...wow.

[@toastycarpet9873]

what's dumb is not wearing a mask is putting others in danger and yes you have free will however it is only if it is not harmful to others

[@joshuajohnson413]

Funny thing is I know this old white lady with short blonde hair and she’s a really nice person.

[@ang3l002]

lmao one of my best friends, her mom is named karen and she is the sweetest mom out of my friends

[@joshuajohnson413]

@@ang3l002 It do be like that sometimes.

[@christopherhammond5142]

But really really really racist, right?

[@mouserat2545]

not really odd at all because people aren't usually walking stereotypes and appearance doesn't dictate personality

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@christopherhammond5142 You're not on Reddit, you don't have to be in soy mode all the time

[@djkb125]

Your Bev and Bob videos are my favorite!! They totally know it's fun and aren't trying to be super serious and your comments about the huge chunks of onion make me die! You guys make them seem so endearing! I hope you will be able to cover them in the future and youtube doesn't slap you with stupid claims

[@alyadventure]

I hope none of these Karens didn't pull any muscles reaching that far!

[@ivoarmstrong9894]

this came out on my birthday

[@canondead1943]

Just wait until the Karens Fuse and make *Mega-Karen*

[@devenkerr]

The first tweet the guy is basically saying we could use our most elite military units (those divisions like the 82nd and the 10th, are famous army units) to quell the anarchist and protest essentially he’s saying use whatever it takes to get this situation back to “normal”

[@casper6405]

Karen: I want to speak to the manager! Employee: Karen you're the manager

[@somethingrandom6606]

My friend got banned from this subreddit for saying that most soilders for Germany in WW2 weren't evil

[@theangrydweller1002]

4:08 people like this don’t realize that the corona virus in New York was like a 911 happening every three days in terms of the death count

[@mirgdur]

The longer a Karen is in the store the more she will want the manager

[@blizzardthefox]

9:36 the car with the spoiler is a WRX, presumably an STI because of the wing, but even if it wasn't they can still go a hell of a lot faster than 70mph lmao. as if it wasnt obvious the poster has no clue what they're talking about because of the comments on the post, it's extra obvious because they're making fun of a car for being slow when it's definitely faster than the SUV they're driving.

[@blackmesasweetvoice]

this video makes me mentally exhausted

[@JaySmooth_]

I love you guys together 😂 you guys should like get high or drunk before each video and it will just increase the humor even more 🤣🤣

[@kingofgarbage431]

Feet having intercourse

[@earlube.]

Nice

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

we all know its not gonna be fine, unless something changes soon

[@lezaanvanwyk9202]

9:00 I literally stood with my mouth wide open in shock for a whole few minutes after that shit 😐

[@abloodcorpse3318]

Why is it always people that post that shit that then end off the comment with an annoying ass "🤣". Like, we get that you're a sociopath but hell.

[@drivethroughthearttracksla6736]

Genuinely don’t know why this isn’t more popular

[@aftertalefanatic19]

Ah, my mother is an older white lady with short hair, but she is a brunette~

[@jeannineanderson7161]

You guys are so funny. Keep it up!

[@dylanbernola2294]

3:03 um you people do realize you’re governor is trying to protect your safety. Hell he’s not even being tyrannical. I swear, people have air for brains and that’s just about it.

[@maverickmayhem4280]

Rickrolls are advancing...I just got the song as an advertisement for this video lmao

[@lilmochalovefox480]

Everyone with headphones got hearing loss in the first few seconds of the video.

[@silhouettemoth06]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Spongebob was confirmed gay

[@clarity425]

Asexual

[@silhouettemoth06]

@@clarity425 I know lol But Nickelodeon's just trying everything they can to get more people into the show

[@thenormalpsycho4198]

Isn't spongebob an asexual sea-sponge?

[@plutarcouranus4200]

@@thenormalpsycho4198 By defintion, yes, sponges are asexual

[@Lulu_Lime]

@@silhouettemoth06 He's a sponge. It kinda makes sense he's asexual.

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Oh lord the Karen’s appear. Good thing you guys work on KZbin so none of them can speak to your manager

[@naterseeyoulater9184]

9:00 I was playing step on a course and fell of my board and lost

[@orientmaple7254]

I miss the old "aLiEn-BACON!!!" intro😂

[@frogcesca2469]

My mom looks like the quintessential Karen, however I swear I’ve never met a less Karen lady than her

[@nemzjustin]

That hurt me physically to watch

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

Dried up ovaries is a hell of a drug

[@heavenroots7]

0:00 is what I sound like when im on the roof listening to shitty music... and then I wake up on the front yard

[@singswithsparrows]

Aw, the last one got taken down? I loved it, that was a great vid :(

[@SilvrRazorFeather]

I say this knowing full well that confirmation bias is a thing that exists: I haven't seen a Karen that hasn't been self entitled and/or racist.

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

I want the Bushinika'Rickha. My good mate Cataclysim'Ardgilon needs it so he can kill Jeridicho'Arcupelgo and become the new "Omnipotent" Writers of the comics, and to get in the face of those annoying Scardonians and those "Omnipotent" writers, Tsyubasiya, Toilya and Belus.

[@samlikesturtles1787]

Alien bacon is a name that I would have come up with in 5th grade

[@Megamalarkey]

“ i hate old white ladies” Elvis’s most out of context line

[@ispoox]

Oh shit Pug you from the prairie state too? I’ve only lived in Illinois and NC so weird lmao

[@honeyfrog8986]

Love your channel my guys💯

[@RazorusR3X777]

When your video gets removed twice in a row.

[@natemix912]

Elvis wheres my order im missing items and no ones getting back to me lol

[@morganrhodes159]

Lmao i saw some old y’all guy fall at the mall he started bleeding too. My mom helped him. Old people don’t have fast reflexes and the fall like trees 🤦‍♀️

[@ethanis2kool4u]

Gettin close to 100k love y’all

[@zzodysseuszz]

4:41 mad cow disease is unrelated to cows tho. It’s caused by human cannibalism

[@zzodysseuszz]

8:15 are you just gonna pretend that they haven’t said that themselves more than once?

[@Mrs_Sugar_Min]

People have the dumbs.😂

[@jimmyjohn9041]

Sandwich’s are just too good

[@raptorexo5029]

Bruh.....when it got explained how they hack your House trough hacking your Car trough hacking I don't know what to do backlog or some Shit......BRUH How insane is that ? THAT is peak Karen lol

[@seacow1231]

Guys, did u know that slaves had to work... Coincidence I think not

[@derpadothebird2106]

One of my aunts has short blonde hair, is on the old side, is white, but is surprisingly sweet!

[@thisistheend_777]

Some newer cars CAN be hacked btw....

[@DJSessler08]

Watch it before it is taken down

[@Huge-orge]

Tinder trolling 5 or I speak with your manager

[@MayhemOsprey]

Karen’s protecting stairs since the dawn of time 😂 “get off my stairs”

[@clairewiley9720]

My mom is an old white lady with short blond hair, and she adopted two biracial children, one of them is me.

[@Paindriller]

He was crucified harder than he was pushed - Stephen Colbert

[@Sampl11553]

2 views 11 comments ??? ...shaggy we got a mystery on our hands

[@fatmork834]

Hey man, who copyright struck your last video? It was gone before I even got to watch it

[@Onigirigarage]

The one at 8:50 made me physically ill🤢 theres being “edgy” and then theres just being a piece of shit

[@graysonmargo9498]

8:40 reminds me of Grave of Fireflies lmao

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

If Karens had superpowers, they would be like Captain Marvel

[@Medved-]

Sooperman

[@Dontbootit]

Wow edgy joke man

[@Punkacid26]

Icba Luv its true tho

[@Lulu_Lime]

@@Punkacid26 Is it? It doesnt really make much sense and I don't see the connection between Captain Marvel and Karens.

[@Punkacid26]

crankthatsouljaboi well if you see what the actor for captain marvel has said before then you would see the similarities

[@DankAkuji31]

Man has it been a while since I last saw a alian bacon video

[@davilemes3249]

I was waiting for a karen video😍

[@Spingler_0]

👏🏾 Child labor * WHIP * 👊🏾

[@UglyPotato34]

Karen's are the worst

[@turdsarpeopleto187]

I don’t understand yms has a vid on Bev and Bob and KZbin hasn’t terminated it?

[@novelkarslol5296]

Extraterrestrial pork cooked in a oven

[@yogiartstudios4551]

BionicPIG sounds like SaberSpark

[@pavelklasterka2391]

Thanks for the headache guys, its nice knowing that im at least somewhat normal And definitely 100 times more clever than the people in the posts

[@akatuski420davis6]

I was waitin for that upload that kept getting taken down. Thanks for the update. But harassment? Really?? Wtf.

[@guy2900]

true

[@itchychalupa2704]

Let me speak to your manager

[@BenzoBoi6969]

The top speed of a wrx is a little over 70 bud

[@_The_Worst_]

Don't know who Bev & Bob is...❓❓❓

[@lingokingo2079]

I'm 90000percent sure bionic pig watched it and 62 percent he beat of to it

[@realmanago]

I know this is two months ago but rip if your in florida like me.

[@wecrazyfewandababy5837]

Please, please, please, please do special books by special kids!!!!!!

[@The_Thing_in_your_Mind]

even in germany we have some Karens´s

[@ridleymain9234]

Lizard overlords great idea