Karl Pilkington: Life (3 Minute Wonder)

[@Kjca_1998]

Alright well we’ll watch Wendy’s little programme when that’s on, sick of her.

[@Kube_Dog]

"Programme." That's like "colour." It's like your words have extra fingers and toes. LMAO!

[@motorheadschwaby8087]

Just as crafty

[@Scallion_D]

See what she's got to talk about.

[@joseph1845]

Got to ave your critics

[@danguy7842]

One of my favourite lines he's ever said.. "sick of her" 😂😂

[@ineffablemars]

His voice is quite relaxing.

[@kingzl3y666]

I'm 4 years late 😂 you must listen to the podcast?

[@dilbertdoe601]

Actually the opposite. 🤮

[@510tuber]

@@dilbertdoe601 Go down the Karl Pilkington rabbit hole and soon you'll find it so soothing you'll be able to go to sleep to it.

[@sophiebophiex]

@@dilbertdoe601 you must be insane

[@JP_-oq3xn]

@@sophiebophiexyeah he’s very insane. Karl’s voice is relaxing. It’s Ricky who has the annoying voice 🤣

[@ThePandaDiscoParty]

ah so this is the famous 3 minute wonder that Wendy got all flustered about ha!

[@Claverleykid1]

Wendy has to be the only one who disliked this!

[@CittizinKane]

Let’s see what Wendys program is about 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@minerva6]

“WHO IS KARL PILKINGTON AND….”

[@Burnzi2]

The London one

[@themedicinepeddler9092]

ahh yeah, the London one! Go on...

[@broadyyo4988]

Shut up old youtuber

[@Vingul]

@@broadyyo4988 fock off noob

[@astroboirap]

they're just as crafty

[@nostromoalien2]

You have done your research

[@expatjake6306]

"I'm not surprised that got extinct, they're all in here!" hahahah

[@gorillapancake]

"Things come 'n go. Like, like the Dodo did. That died out, cause it was designed badly. And then that sort 'o got replaced by the chicken." "Just... Don't interfere with nature 'n that." I love Karl Pilkington.

[@teresaharley5913]

Karl you crack me up, wish you would do new shows with Ricky and Stephen

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

His brutal honesty adds a weird yet logical perspective at times 😂

[@Peter_Tissot]

yeah, but you never know if it is his brain, mind or mouth that comes up with all briliance

[@jamesofab]

Still can't believe Wendy Robinson actually wrote a letter to a newspaper complaining about this!

[@JSJ07]

Pilko is one hell of a philosopher

[@1994haphuong]

Everyone completely agrees with you on that 100%

[@zenmindstate110]

Wish Karl was still making shows like this. I’ve enjoyed all of his content besides Sick of it and Derek.

[@Johnny-ml8pj]

He was hilarious in Derek

[@jakehixon4073]

He says this stuff about not caring about dodos being extinct or if the panda dies off but interferes to save a bird from eating a worm.

[@SinnohGreen]

But the People who set these things up, are just as crafty. The guy who found Tutankamun was pocketing all sorts of fingers with rings on

[@JL46L88]

Haha. So why’s she having a go??

[@SlantedRain]

"If your body is that done in, call it a day" Genius

[@Kube_Dog]

Eugenics.

[@astroboirap]

yeah but c'mon, this is flumpf telly

[@8.3.4.N]

Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on Channel 4? He asked why there are so many dinosaurs on display in museums: "Couldn't they just choose the best one and just show that?" He summed it all up by deciding that "We know too much". -Wendy

[@Kube_Dog]

English TV is terrible. The few decent shows like Sherlock are 3 years between 2-episode seasons. You people are idiots.

[@Kube_Dog]

@@8.3.4.N That's like saying you're not gonna fall for facts. You're an idiot.

[@TrueEnglishMan01]

@@Kube_Dog They were quoting a review of this that was read out on XFM radio you dunce. Went right over your head didn't it? Funny how stupid people always think they're intelligent. Look up Dunning-Kruger syndrome lol

[@Kube_Dog]

@@TrueEnglishMan01 Boring and inflammatory.

[@monkeycrud]

@@Kube_Dog I think you mean, Karl, you're an idiot!

[@stoox006]

In a way, he is very much right. Before the modern age started, 90% of species on the planet were already extinct and not by our fault. That is the natural way of things, a perhaps getting too involved in trying to save all the species is actually preventing nature from running its course. As always, in between Karl's gibberish, there is some seriously profound wisdom.

[@sarahleask2478]

He does have some good ideas. But the way he comes to it, is by letting his mouth talk, and eventually, it'll come out with things...

[@AA-hg5fk]

Yup, and that's why when the WWF go on and on about pandas dying out I'm not really fussed.

[@roslaighleis9296]

If moths had eyes........

[@themexicankitchen]

Man Moths?

[@Kjca_1998]

Would they be happier, how do they know they’re not dead? Cavemen searching for food, but not before they style the hair on their ‘ed What would last longer in dinosaur times, a blind man wouldn’t stand a chance, not with all them rocks about I’d rather be a blind moth.

[@callumfisher8101]

I’d rather be a blind moth.

[@joseph1845]

For god sake belly ache the doctor said it's me kidney He says he gotta put a tube up me knob, I said you gotta be kidding me For god sake, knob ache

[@nathanhopkins2480]

It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle

[@toetaggerh4253]

"There was this woman... about 8 years old". Haha. "Well, enoughs enough".

[@imjack1041]

"If your body is that, sorta done in. Call it a day." I love this man.

[@GlassyDusty]

if it was a car you'd scrap it

[@stoox006]

This is the Natural History museum in London, close to the South Kensington underground station.

[@Qmarine555]

“The London one.”

[@ACombustibleLemon]

No it's mostly because Ricky Gervais has worked so hard to put him out there. Now that people have heard Karl, they only want to hear more.

[@wii60own]

@2:00 where he puts money in an he dont look impressed, i was in tears

[@JL46L88]

😂

[@bazbonehead]

the future isn't 'supposed' to turn out in a specific way, but if you accept that there are basic laws of nature that exist across every spectrum of the universe, then you must also accept that the universe will ultimately resemble something that the laws force it to resemble. much like if you tip water out of jug, it will always fall to the floor assuming there is gravitational pull. everything is pre-determined, but not specifically intended.

[@dougr.2245]

What Karl doesn't see is that we have "mucked about" with nature for a few thousand years. the dodo didn't die out because it was designed badly. It was perfectly suited to it's environment & thrived until people arrived & wiped them out. Karl somehow can't see the larger picture. He's a stream of consciousness kinda guy only reacting to his immediate experience with no backstory.

[@CrizzyD91]

Too many people here think that Karl is really some genuine philosopher and aren't recognising that he's looking at things through a tiny lens. The Dodo is a perfect example of his opinion being totally based on nothing! I still love Karl though of course...

[@nkenchington6575]

its environment

[@PuchuKt]

I seem to recall him saying something like that about pandas, completely ignoring the years of frivolous hunting done by humans

[@hjuikkll]

A bald manc git

[@simkoeliassi2018]

Ohhhhh the legendary 3 minute wonder that little Wendy complained about 😅😅

[@markob53]

The Panda - Do we need em?

[@spridle]

See, Karl wrote this sketch idea. 'Karl at the Museum' and he's ACTING and trying to be comedic. He's putting on a performance. He's always been an actor and comedian.

[@lordbottaro4549]

His persona is genuine, many journalists and colleagues from his days as a producer have confirmed this.

[@lalalalalalalalalawl]

Idk who 'Wendy" is, but I genuinely agree with most of what he says here.

[@TheIanoTube]

He really does have a point about the meteorites though

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Of all of his incoherent ramblings, this is the most interesting.

[@pilkipediaTV]

Unless our intervention is part of nature's course.

[@jjoseph8276]

Feller who found Tutankhamun, 'e was pocketing all sorts of fingers and stuff in his pockets on the way out

[@heggy_69]

Tootinkamoon

[@DefneDance]

Wendy was right 😂

[@zu1875lu]

Who is Wendy?

[@runnerbean6166]

@@zu1875lu She got Karl cancelled from this show from a complaint.

[@MrBuch169169]

You legend.

[@nuttysnpdg]

How did Karl get this place on Channel 4? Why did Channel 4 have him on?

[@_Super_Hans_]

He was getting famous with the podcasts

[@ChainsawVsGod]

Nature has no set course. It isn't predetermined. It just happens.

[@Scallion_D]

Got to have your critics you know what i mean.

[@woody4114]

He's quoting Wendy. cba to explain who that is, its a reference to something.

[@nano28no]

Brilliant!

[@nolikeygsomnipresence270]

So the Dodo was replaced by the chicken, was it, Karl?

[@JebediahGoldstriker]

Was Russell Brand or Matt Morgan involved in this? Because 'Vanity Projects' is theirs, Matt Morgan even drew the logo for it...

[@Ak95.]

I’d love to know if Wendy ever listened to that episode on the podcast or watched it on TRGS

[@MGMiller420]

Wendy defiantly had a right to complain! ohh Karl your the best

[@JF-sb5mo]

Does the London One actually have 7 million bits of stuff?

[@davidmee1822]

5 people are Wendy Rogers

[@1994haphuong]

Karl should teach high schools and universities. Students will learn 15.5 times more than normal 😅

[@ReturnOfTheGhoulScouts]

15.5 times?! 😂 Wtf.. so specific! 😅

[@rockinature44]

*Spoiler* The dodo was replaced by the chicken... Sounds hilarious

[@Beardshire]

"Let's see what Wendy does when her little show comes out.... Sick of it"

[@er10413]

never seen these before

[@chrisbarnett6362]

He repeats a lot of his stories over and over on different shows... Makes me wonder just how legit he is...

[@superdudeo]

Every single comedian or celebrity or entertainer does. They have to, there are only so many anecdotes they have.

[@jakopars]

Yeah I heard him say the same thing about the dinosaurs on the XFM radio show

[@sarahleask2478]

I notice on the show and the podcasts, the stories are the same, but worded differently. Like the one about him seeing his neighbor naked. It's worded differently in the podcasts than on the TV show

[@monkeycrud]

Leave Graham - I mean Karl - alone

[@Vingul]

@@monkeycrud what

[@thatkindofguy234]

an 8 year old woman? WOW

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

This is the programme Wendy complained about on the podcast

[@ChazZen]

lol he thought there was actually a bang

[@culturino]

you simply just don't understand him.. he is beyond you, beyond many.. the fact that you take Karl at face value proves you lack the capacity to fully comprehend the man's genius.. just move on and never look back

[@Vingul]

Get on with it

[@moonstarr8053]

I like that dinosaur egg.

[@Qmarine555]

Egg.

[@DifficultFlannel]

"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have i just wasted 5 minutes of my life listening to his cretinous thoughts on Channel 4?"

[@lessevdoolbretsim]

If you're one of those who genuinely can't relate to Karl or empathize in any way with how and why he thinks the things he does, and it's just one huge mystery to you......are YOU really all that intelligent?

[@DannySMalone]

2:16 Why is a T-rex humping the bus?!

[@809Ollie]

@killerskillet do u have a link to that?

[@pilkipediaTV]

@LickMyComment Yeah their production company produced the 3 minute wonders.

[@JebediahGoldstriker]

@pilkipediaTV cheers.

[@treejoe4]

Karl is right about the panda, is does fuck all and ain't worth saving !

[@RadagonTheRed]

I think you’re giving us too much detail so just give us the gist of it.

[@billiehemingway5786]

Phew! That’s where all the dinosaurs went!

[@Ellie8969]

@Arbiter2136 I'm pretty sure it's a stuffed one.

[@alexmonte21]

ive been there

[@sarahleask2478]

He's actually got a bit of hair 😱

[@chrisrus1965]

What is nature if not everything except us? How can humans be a part of nature, by definition?

[@dancheslea1820]

let's see Wendy's little program. sick of her. 😅😅😅

[@witch877]

people like listening to him cos hes interesting and mad and has a unique way of thinking

[@12345DUCK54321]

i bet wendy has disliked this video!

[@HellsHighwayTrooper]

@ButterfieldRadio lol yh

[@jakehixon4073]

Is Wendy about?

[@darthmong7196]

Almost certainly not

[@sleepyjessie]

Does anyone know which museum this is?

[@Tracknewbie]

The London one

[@AA-hg5fk]

Karl with some hair LOL

[@mdegaris1972]

Did Wendy Robinson dislike this?

[@crash.1024]

2:09 sets of Google now on my phone

[@Kube_Dog]

Big Bangk?

[@lol-pz1ni]

Who is Karl Pilkington? and why have I just .....

[@Magdalena9Jeden]

Who is Karl Pilkington?

[@gourmander]

I dont get what Wendy got so upset about...

[@Izaak247]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@TheHoneyBadger12]

“Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted 5 minutes of my life listening to him moaning”

[@feztheferret]

2:54 head like a fucking orange

[@lolfatkidfreakout]

Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts? He asked why there are so many dinosaurs on display in museums: "Couldn't they just choose the best one and just show that?" He summed it all up by deciding that "We know too much". Somebody clearly doesn't know enough to know that this is a complete waste of air time, showing no wit, intellect or creativity!

[@aqwcc4]

Play a record

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

Alright then, we'll watch your little program when that goes out. Let's see what you've got to talk about!...sick of you..

[@Norocmorth]

Gotta 'ave your critics... know what I mean?

[@peterobrien2486]

Taken from a letter wrote to a magazine try originality much

[@jmichel866]

wendy? is that you?

[@14kip]

the new alien vs predator .. karl pilkinton vs prof brian cox :)

[@ACombustibleLemon]

Yeah but many species we're trying to save are in the position they're in due to our activities such as poaching. Plus could you really imagine a world without tigers or polar bears?

[@AA-hg5fk]

Yes I can imagine a world without tigers or polar bears. It'd be the same as it is now but with no tigers or polar bears.

[@06comment]

Who is Karl Pilkington, and why have I just spent the last 5 minutes listening to his cretinous thoughts?!

[@imjack1041]

Now fossils... Do we need them?

[@Arbiter2136]

Karl......... That's not a dead panda. It wasn't ever alive. Alright?

sim

[@DannyDimos]

The dodo was badly designed hahahahaha

[@paulmorphy6187]

A woman that is about 8 years old is called a little girl...

[@xr7_nv348]

Man moth?

[@HellsHighwayTrooper]

haha

[@stephantb5891]

This dead one here is probably just as active as one thats alive xDDDD

[@undisputedgreatest]

Wendy Robinson must have a clone!

[@awinbisa]

Pocketing fingers

[@ValValiantThor216]

WHO IS KARL PILKINGTON 😆