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@peteralexander29417 жыл бұрын
I love how karl's solution to every problem is "called me dad up"
@conor86297 жыл бұрын
Peter Williams It's interesting that his dad has to teach him how to do everything but never seemed to have done so while actually raising him
@joeywildman11007 жыл бұрын
Peter Williams I still call my dad whenever I'm in a similar situation
@GretchenJP7 жыл бұрын
I call me mum. lol
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
Parents are old and have wisdom. Wisdom is intelligence multiplied by experience, so even if your dad is no more intelligent than you are and has an intelligence of 1 if he has 3 experience then his wisdom will also be 3 and that has to be useful.
@Blazedreptile6 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know mine he’s a cu** tho
@brainstorm6238 жыл бұрын
"Back then, I wasn't as wise as I am now." *Instantly rolling on the floor*
@cleaveredford-lane2738 жыл бұрын
I nearly fell off my bed😂😂
@kkenchington7 жыл бұрын
Brainstormer623
@Station9.756 жыл бұрын
What was he?
@jbri126 күн бұрын
Some snot in a jar? @@Station9.75
@Vernatrozz9 жыл бұрын
"I ordered the bed" "Yeah?" "It turned up" "Oh well done"
@GoodDeedsEveryday7 жыл бұрын
"It turned up"
@charlesbritannia66477 жыл бұрын
Vernatrozz oh well done ✅
@ben69936 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell that's a victory! 😂😂
@ineffablemars6 жыл бұрын
"fucking hell, that's a victory! nothing went down shit creek this time!" 😂
@nicbail92816 жыл бұрын
Vernatrozz life oon
@chaddean225710 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Karl all day.
@Curthe9310 жыл бұрын
The people who listen to the XFM series know that when Karl first started talking, Ricky and Steve were both really interested by him, but the heads of the radio station told them "don't let Karl talk" because they thought his stupidity would ruin the show. Up until he started talking, Karl was just a guy who pressed the buttons. But Ricky went against the orders of the station and let Karl speak because he knew Karl's rambling was funny, and Karl quickly became the star of the show.
@danielhague10 жыл бұрын
"A bed isnt a bed without a matress, its a climbing frame" LMAO
@GaryDIdiot10 жыл бұрын
It's true though
@yonnababy59159 жыл бұрын
J u 7jhhmk
@Yung_Mango7 жыл бұрын
Dan Hague Yes lad oldham fan here aswell born n bred
@SerafEnd6 жыл бұрын
lol... it's so true. I thought the same when shopping for my first bed.
I'm with Karl on this one. When the furniture shop advertises their beds on the shop floor, then they shouldn't advertise the beds with mattresses when the mattresses have nothing to do with the purchase.
@AutomaticDuck3006 жыл бұрын
John C or they could at least quote you the price for both the bed and the mattress
@ilbv56 жыл бұрын
Watched idiot abroad,u rly miss someone who can call out karls bullshit every now and then.
@coolcatkim226 жыл бұрын
They put mattress on the beds so you can see what the bed frame looks like with a mattress on top. If they didn't, you would just be showing people a bunch of empty frames and it wouldn't look appealing.
@larryducie67196 жыл бұрын
You'd have to be a bit special to not know that though. Quite a bit special.
@MrClassiccarenthusia5 жыл бұрын
"trousers are furniture if you pop em up against a wall..." 🤣 03:17
@adz96233 жыл бұрын
This might be the greatest Ricky laugh ever, ‘I wasn’t as wise as I am now’ 🤣🤣🤣
@OppZilla132 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit ever😂🤣
@TheFlyingSparks10 жыл бұрын
Karl is like a British Charlie Brown so depressing yet funny
@GretchenJP7 жыл бұрын
OMG he is!!
@ancilodon6 жыл бұрын
Bryson Murray Yeah, only funnier.
@theboss37216 жыл бұрын
ancilodon Charlie Brown isn’t comedy
@ancilodon6 жыл бұрын
Hugh Janes - A Let's Poop Channel I was trying to be gentle.
@MadSolar6 жыл бұрын
Charlie Brown had cancer.....who's the funny guy now!
@ByteRoster7 жыл бұрын
Snot in a jar gets me every time
@sithemperorpalpatine8702 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh after snot in a jar is just infectious 🤣🤣
@rturae9 жыл бұрын
"Now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now" xD
@liannarivera53584 жыл бұрын
3:56 I almost peed myself bc I was laughing so hard
@freshlineproductions10 жыл бұрын
this is the funniest 9 minutes of the podcasts I was in tears
@roxieklaus10 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favourite snippets of Karl's life :)
@joesoap8110 жыл бұрын
''Ung up,annoyed''
@TelecasterLPGTop10 жыл бұрын
Where I live we just put all our unwanted stuff in the street and the council just come and collect it, usually it's gone before they come. I've found computers in working order, CRT monitors, TVs etc BUT never touch any type of furniture people chuck furniture out because often it's full of BED BUGS.
@forestbyfilm9 жыл бұрын
CouchPotato343 Well..
@srbrant53917 жыл бұрын
And maybe a hooker. Or two. Or five if you're in a _really_ bad part of town.
@spider56006 жыл бұрын
But if you see a rubber dinghy be sure to call Alf though. His back is in agony and he's still terrified of flooding
@DaniHMcV6 жыл бұрын
Must look real nice and tidy where you live.....
@BecciiLouiseMusic11 жыл бұрын
I do agree with Karl. I can understand that shops sell mattresses separately because sometimes people only need a new mattress but if someone is buying a bed frame, surely the shop assistant would ask the person whether they had a mattress or not. Like Karl said, it isn't a bed without a mattress!
@skankhunt-vw8xr9 жыл бұрын
Karl's face at 4:03. LOL!
@kubovicrachel9 жыл бұрын
I love Karl's "it's madness" hand wave for some reason...
@johnnystorm48 жыл бұрын
IF YOU CAN'T CALL A MATTRESS FURNITURE THEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'D CALL IT
@Kemonokami8 жыл бұрын
"Spoongy bit?"
@deprecatedflayer7 жыл бұрын
While I wouldn't be sure (and don't really care either way), I think an ornament or a decoration would be more accurate.
@johnnystorm47 жыл бұрын
an ornament or a decoration is like fruit bowl or a statue or something dude, not a mattress. you literally but mattresses from the furniture store.
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
'Bedding'.
@Jordan-cd3ce6 жыл бұрын
hahaha did this dude say he wouldn't call a mattress a piece of furniture but he would call a mattress a decoration
@jamesmccartney53242 жыл бұрын
Could listen to these for hours absolutely hilarious. KP is a one off just naturally funny and ppl think Ricky and Steve created him as a character 😂
@formative3d2747 жыл бұрын
"Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now..." xD
@TheDeadRastaman10 жыл бұрын
"Fuck-Wit" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
Calling someone a fuck-wit is huge in the UK, it means having no wit or being stupid, similar to how we say "fuck-all" to mean nothing, at some point fuck must have been synonymous with zero or nothing here in the UK, because it's used a lot to mean no or nothing. "Did you get that promotion you hoped for?" "Did I fuck!" (no) "Did you fuck that girl last night?" "Did I fuck!" (again, no)
@DaniHMcV6 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard that since I was old enough to understand it. It’s a big saying on the east cost of Canada. But then, we’re all British and Irish too.
@ckbs15 жыл бұрын
@@DaniHMcV same here in Aus
@StreetsDisciple014 жыл бұрын
3:46 'Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now'
@Shadywolf099 жыл бұрын
3:56 over and over
@ByteRoster8 жыл бұрын
+ᏰᏗşιℓ The fucking funniest!
@mmalovr577 жыл бұрын
Ricky's laugh 😂😂
@fourbyfourer6 жыл бұрын
"Depends how big they are." I absolutely love Karl's answers. He's got a good one for everything.
@victoriaduffy76668 жыл бұрын
I am so with him on furniture collections, they are an absolute mare. One to Karl yet again :P
@nickelpwnage6 жыл бұрын
"So i called my dad up" "Dad it's your fuckwit son again" 😂😂😂😂
@duel2edge9 жыл бұрын
I don't think calling a mattress furniture in that context is that strange.
@londonliz4311 жыл бұрын
I LOVE AND ADORE KARL PILKINGTON!!!
@buckbumble5 жыл бұрын
Steve covering his eyes when Karl said he wasn’t as wise as he is now. Don’t know why that that really made me laugh.
@motorhoads11 жыл бұрын
Uncle Alf sounds like a legend!! Everyone should have an uncle Alf :)
@Gasoline8511 жыл бұрын
Karl actually has a good point. Why do they have the different beds on display, so you can try them out, if the matress isn't "part of the deal"? Let's face it, if you buy a bed the main selling point of it is the matress.
@Kakitamitsul5r11 жыл бұрын
"Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again."
@leemcqueen50010 жыл бұрын
Steve: "Sorry he's driving around a mattress in his van. What is he a fucking serial killer":]
@grmpf11 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed to no end by how Karl's life works.
@ZandeKongo11 жыл бұрын
like all great minds karl pilkington is ahead of his time.
@loganeasdale80354 жыл бұрын
"Oh didn't think of this. So I called my dad up" 😂😂😂
@arturomillan8 жыл бұрын
I just realized. Is that a chinese homeless person?
@alvaroplol7 жыл бұрын
Was gonna comment thisxD
@ChimozuFu6 жыл бұрын
Arturo Millán he was only about 12
@robinwhitcomb16896 жыл бұрын
Clive Warren.
@stephenp.harris50502 ай бұрын
Snot in the jar gets me rolling on the floor every time 🤣 Gotta love British humor
@gerhitchman11 жыл бұрын
at 3:45 when Karl says "now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now", Karl cracks up right before Ricky and Steve do xD
@lemansquattro11 жыл бұрын
This video just kills me, easily the best KP moment for me.
@RC-yd3hx6 жыл бұрын
Steve's laugh throughout this is the funniest part
@steffenkrauter71846 жыл бұрын
I worked for a recycling center before. Almost everything gets chucked into the landfill anyway
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
The recycling center near me doesn't do much recycling, it's more of just an acceptable place to leave or remove unused items. Somewhere to take a TV or a bed so you aren't just cluttering your street but also a place that folks with no cash can pick up free furniture, I know a guy who collects the TV's that get left in the electronics shed and tries to fix them to sell on, if he can't he just brings them back to the place.
@Pomodorosan6 жыл бұрын
"We bought a sofa, we got a table"
@axelskull11 жыл бұрын
karl is right a bed without the mattress is just a bed frame
@soleneisconbi73025 жыл бұрын
axelskull he said climbing frame.
@deathspasm98 жыл бұрын
they're furniture if you pop 'em up against a wall!
@CrazyBoutBillie11 жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl about the mattress thing :') it's like selling a sofa without the big cushions
@Makingnewnamesisdumb11 жыл бұрын
These podcasts would be way more listenable if Ricky toned his witch's cackle down a few turns.
@ethantheavant7746 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a bed man I go to the bed man to get bed advice”
@mauricestrong87436 жыл бұрын
"Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again!"
@alejandrovelasquez60176 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this video were snot in a jar.
@JulieAnnRacino8 жыл бұрын
Now what might the video have with poverty or government? Well, the US local governments, now under budget stress, are charging more and more to remove items from private homes or rentals. And yes, must get it to the curb or the recycling stations. It's a big project for anyone, and requires more than an individual person. Cities now on recyclables (basic) and recyclables (advanced) which involve medications, lead, electronics, paints, and other items to be removed from the "recyclables" and "general landfills". Cities itself have management and workers, and have been asked to have their own designated "health and human services" coordinator (usually non-profit, involves transportation). And then, there is composting, and so forth. Julie Ann Racino 2016
@Gasoline8511 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of when I bought my stove/oven. The wire that goes from the unit itself to the wall, you have to buy seperately from the delivery man. :P
@JamesDel11 жыл бұрын
"what was he, a snot in a jar?" hahaha :)
@Me-zo8yc7 жыл бұрын
2:07 LMFAO
@windibd11 жыл бұрын
"Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now."
@alexanderbreschi905 жыл бұрын
I mean he’s not wrong , it had to come up at the store
@piplup20097 жыл бұрын
There's always a queue at the tip
@faustyman3711 жыл бұрын
i love the show i think the only annoying bit is i can tell Ricky understands Karls points or at least the basic gist of what hes sayin, but will jump on the opportunity to give him shit for improperly explaining it instead of just helping him with his wording, not everyones blessed with higher education, actually karls pretty fuckin smart for having a daft vernacular
@dude874611 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It is like Curb Your Enthusiasm without the underlying sanity/insanity issue. Karl is just supposed to be stupid, but occasionally his stories don't sound all that unreasonable (like this one).
@psibotfx59546 жыл бұрын
hes right, if something is wrong it should be difficult to do it, if u dont want ppl throwing stuff on the street then make sure they have an easy and reachable alternative
@redakdal6 жыл бұрын
the way karl describes it, the seller probably didnt know he wanted a full bed combo
@suddenrushsarge11 жыл бұрын
The performer "Ricky Gervais" is much different that the person "Ricky Gervais."
@DaniHMcV6 жыл бұрын
Dewey Ricky Gervais the person is a fucking asshole who cheers when someone gets killed by wildlife because he is so fucked up by preservation. I think killing togets and elephants is just evil too but I think anyone who makes a joyful Twitter post about it and then has his legion of just-as-fucked-up animal rightists reply with cheers, happiness and “he deserved it”s (thousands and thousands of people) is a piece of shit human.
@philbecker46763 жыл бұрын
@@DaniHMcV Loser.
@nathanwright897 жыл бұрын
I've got to say that I fully agree with Karl that a mattress is a piece of furniture. The OED defines furniture as 'The movable articles that are used to make a room or building suitable for living or working in'. A mattress would definitely constitute furniture by that definition.
@majesticmadness40317 жыл бұрын
Snot in a jar.
@suzbone11 жыл бұрын
Yup. People purchase beds so infrequently, it's easy for them to forget about the mattress. If you worked in a furniture store you'd see this situation EVERY DAY... any halfway-decent salesperson would know to bring the subject up. Karl's stupidity is that he thinks a bedframe should automatically come with a mattress, when the problem is that the salesperson should have asked him if he needed one. I hope Suzanne made him launder the sheets after they'd been on that nasty mattress...
@aidanmillward289811 жыл бұрын
He's from Manchester (North West). Ricky's from Reading (Just north of London) and Steve's from Bristol (West Country)
@jameslangfordmadrid11 жыл бұрын
"Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now" Genius!
@neuronaut7711 жыл бұрын
it's "functional", therefore it's not furniture. Sooooo is a cabinet not a piece of furniture it to is functional. Sometimes I feel like Steve and Ricky are really less intelligent than Karl
@JohanStarDragon11 жыл бұрын
I'm with you there too. It's like advertising a hamburger but then you only get the bun, the condiment, lettuce, tomato, cheese, etc but no meat.
@DisturbedAidan29 жыл бұрын
Why didn't he just return it to Alf?
@Station9.756 жыл бұрын
DisturbedAidan2 - because Alf isn't Argos.
@voetbal127 жыл бұрын
More of these I listen too the more I see Ricky and Steve as bullies, and Karl has some valid points but just gets picked on.
@Station9.756 жыл бұрын
they're doing it on purpose. That's where the comedy comes from.
@icebaby81125 жыл бұрын
@@Station9.75. Yeah they helped him a lot to
@hublotkingcole6835 жыл бұрын
You're about 2 decades too late with your worry pal.
@davidcullum176411 жыл бұрын
I think you've summed him up perfectly.
@jerryrice465911 жыл бұрын
What kind of accent does Karl have? I love it...it's part of what makes his stories so great.
@SWIFTzTrigger8 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how Karl doesn't quitely dislike these guys, constantly being ridiculed and laughed at. Must suck. After a week or so of watching these I'm getting somewhat tired of them berating him I can only imagine how bad he feels.
@cartmanofsp8 жыл бұрын
like he says quite often.. he's a grown man, and he's made quite a lot of money from it
@AutomaticDuck3007 жыл бұрын
SWIFTzTrigger would you be willing to be berated constantly for a few million dollars? I think that most people would.
@ElyParrot7 жыл бұрын
Definately. Some of the stuff that they rag on him about is in Karl's favor, but a lot of the stuff he says really is painfully dumb. Some of the stuff i can agree with, like having a machine that has the doctor feel the way the patient feels so he can get a better understanding of the sympotms of a specific illness. I however cannot agree with his idea that recycling is too much work, or that having newborn babies come out of our bodies after we die would be a good solution for overpopulation.
@erosion2717 жыл бұрын
+SWIFTzTrigger i'm guessing you've just watched the animated stuff. go and watch the original radio show, karl equally insults steve back to.
@jwildy24286 жыл бұрын
Bet you have a right laugh with your mates. Fuck
@S3FreaKzY6 жыл бұрын
In Australia everyone dumps everything out the front of there house and anyone can take it for free anytime, mostly in close communities though. Heaps of old bikes and couches for the poorer family's
@ophbmystik6 жыл бұрын
PURPLECHICKEN69 throw out day more like christmas amiright
@krashd6 жыл бұрын
In the UK you cannot take anything that isn't yours without permission, if someone leaves a bike next to a bin and you remove it without the consent of the current owner - even if it is being discarded - you've committed a crime. They had to enact that law because Pikeys and gypsies couldn't distinguish between things left next to a bin or inside it with the actual bin itself and all the other contents of your garden such as ornaments, furniture, plants and pets. For the same reason you are not allowed to leave items next to your bin because it is might attract said invasive species.
@rbeck3200tb406 жыл бұрын
Australia sounds like a real shit hole
@lalakers19844 жыл бұрын
Arggh I didn't think of this!
@dreamrecaller10 жыл бұрын
He didn't notice the mattress hahaahah
@jamieemm97676 жыл бұрын
3:08 all furniture is functional
@mcn62511 жыл бұрын
I love Ricky's cackle
@NonsensicalSpudz7 жыл бұрын
8:29 and yeh thats true the tip there is always packed
@moved91349 жыл бұрын
funny thing is, theres just a blue sofa thats been dumped outside some garages near my flat
@NakedTwoSeven11 жыл бұрын
There's always a fucking queue at Stretford tip! Jams up the whole Road nearby all the way up to the motorway!
@MISTERBABAD00K11 жыл бұрын
My friends and I have theorized that he might be too intelligent to communicate with regular people...either way, he is a laugh riot.
@dokidoki7776 жыл бұрын
Karl Pinkleton is actually pretty smart compared to the other two baffoons.
@tedstrikertwa800 Жыл бұрын
Some of the best moments on this show is when Karl is annoyed.
@JJMac-tl3xg11 жыл бұрын
Amazing clip!
@kingconnell2 жыл бұрын
"SOME SNOT IN A JAR"
@burnsyboyy75348 жыл бұрын
7:26 Ricky: Hang On?? Why didn't you smell it haha.
@mrangryeyes47893 жыл бұрын
YOO-WHO ITS ME A HO HO HO
@cameronbruce96506 жыл бұрын
There's always a massive queue for the tip, Ricky has been rich for too long to remember lol
@tbestig41646 жыл бұрын
All the humor in these things comes from Karl. The other two guys just toss insults and laugh at him, and occasionally they get him going on a topic of conversation.
@TheShouldoos11 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is when you go to a furniture store *gasp* there are beds there. So Karl's right.
@hoddo3311 жыл бұрын
"Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now" That's a frightening thought.