A Video Podcast of Karl Pilkington expressing his views on food
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@xxczerxx9 жыл бұрын
0:49, you can still see bits of sausage in it
@germa2k3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@prince-solomon Жыл бұрын
Guess Suzanne was still mad at him
@g3l0o10 жыл бұрын
"He was only about 11... He thought he was it."
@emmanuelgoldspleen2905Ай бұрын
Sorbet n that
@hainsay6 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington is too pure for this world
@leeroy2653 жыл бұрын
PURE ORANGE JUICE HEAD
@tasteofcoda13 жыл бұрын
"If we're eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it?" Had me in stitches
@iwanjones4705 Жыл бұрын
l fell over laughing!
@bremCZ Жыл бұрын
It was fantastic then, it's fantastic now.
@koreanjesus19835 ай бұрын
Big Pilkington fan here. I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain it to me?
@irrelevanttwat4 ай бұрын
@@koreanjesus1983 he's saying if eating something weird like an octopus is acceptable then why is eating dogs frowned upon?
@koreanjesus19833 ай бұрын
@@irrelevanttwat Ahh, thanks. It makes sense now.
@jeffmoo92352 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.
@michaelcaplin89697 жыл бұрын
"The legs get round the neck, inside, and they choke you"... Don't.... talk.... shit Karl.... Play a record!
@odinsplaygrounds3 жыл бұрын
LOL So funny how he has completely misunderstood this "story".
@hanstragarsky1340 Жыл бұрын
@@odinsplaygroundssaw this lil fella…..eating a octopus with noodles…..weird in it?
@thatkindofguy2343 жыл бұрын
“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny
@CorianderCivar14 жыл бұрын
He's unbelievable. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure comedy gold. He seems to be straddling the line between genius and utter idiocy!!!
@thefullhonda49639 жыл бұрын
Why are dogs getting away with it
@feeltheillinois11 жыл бұрын
listening to karl is so relaxing
@dt00map14 жыл бұрын
As long as it's their own dog! That's amazing.
@ianinkster22612 жыл бұрын
He was genuinely concerned about the social implications of people eating their neighbours' dogs.
@Gavo-ej4qv3 ай бұрын
@@ianinkster2261 How about just stray dogs? Eating them would be less problematic?
@THREADSXO10 жыл бұрын
thats some quality grouting i must say kar.
@emmanuelgoldspleen2905Ай бұрын
rip em off
@killaguy55513 жыл бұрын
did anybody else expect ricky to start laughing? im so use to hearing that whenever karl opens his mouth :)
@WildfireX7 жыл бұрын
It's crazy to me that it was 10 years ago... God damn life goes quick.
@fuckoff53573 жыл бұрын
Wildfire 13 years ago now, 3 years since you put that comment😮🤭✌️
@partlett1233 жыл бұрын
Mad init
@jsmith4982 жыл бұрын
15
@Joe-eq1ck25 күн бұрын
17
@skyrock10010 жыл бұрын
I can almost hear Ricky laughing, it's impossible not to lol
@dennispedersen16 жыл бұрын
"When I was young we only had one choice; orange." hahah, thats not a choice!
@macman9753 жыл бұрын
A choice to drink it or not?
@cloudhigh65822 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's still a choice, like mac man said the choice to drink it or not.
@bassguite47743 жыл бұрын
"If we are eating octopus, why are dogs getting away with it?"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dimabbq16 жыл бұрын
He's not acting...and if he is, he deserves a lifetime achievement award from the Oscars. Funniest man on the planet.
@Yorkshiregamer2310 жыл бұрын
love this man
@lachupacabra00713 жыл бұрын
@mrburnett this is probably the best explaination of Karl Pilkington I've heard so far.
@LondonPride2512 жыл бұрын
Seeing Karl grudgingly tucking into his toast is literally the most English thing I've ever seen.
@Daan_R10 жыл бұрын
"out of all the foods in the world, I would pick a carrot to get juice out of it!", HE'S MY HERO! :p
@Optics216 жыл бұрын
Karl has been with us forever
@LouiseLollipop16 жыл бұрын
i love him so much.
@DoctorMeatDic17 жыл бұрын
"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I wasted 5 mins of my life listening to hi idiotic ramblings." - Wendy, Sunday Times reader
@MrA717173 жыл бұрын
Sick of ‘er
@IIETMII2 жыл бұрын
Gotta ‘av your critics
@cstew83552 жыл бұрын
😆
@cstew83552 жыл бұрын
Robinson.....
@Mnemonix80014 ай бұрын
Well we'll watch wendys little show when that goes out
@wrayman8916 жыл бұрын
"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious
@mindyj7717 жыл бұрын
i love this video. this is a great intro to karl for people who aren't familiar with him.
@anthonyrobson9791 Жыл бұрын
Should do more clips around his home, love it 😁😁
@gaving213 жыл бұрын
My favorite mouth breather.
@goldkhw Жыл бұрын
That's quite a posh looking apartment. Beautiful tiles. All the decorative colours.
@kelso12014 жыл бұрын
brilliant.
@HPhenomenal13 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS MAN!
@jacobabrams630110 жыл бұрын
Jesus he looks young here
@Alice458945 жыл бұрын
@@2123453ful Nah he was in his 30s here
@rickoneillable5 жыл бұрын
Alice Mc 32 or 33
@haczabim4 жыл бұрын
yes, but inside he's as old as he's ever been
@haczabim3 жыл бұрын
@Rowan Melton lol of course
@nikunashi34943 жыл бұрын
He aged overnight like a pear.
@pmurph01913 жыл бұрын
"I remember when Susan caught me putting sausages in the toaster..."
@odinsplaygrounds3 жыл бұрын
This is the very same toaster that almost burned the house down.
@FEARsystem8913 жыл бұрын
A beautiful mind
@BggProductions13 жыл бұрын
I love hearing Karl think
@Gerry1of111 ай бұрын
Karl Pilkington is my life guru
@SXPandaPwnage13 жыл бұрын
For Karl and Country!
@macboerTV11 жыл бұрын
masterpiece
@1994haphuong Жыл бұрын
This dude is a modern life philosopher. He gives deep thoughts on everything
@georgehopkins14 жыл бұрын
I could listen to this guy talk forever :D
@lairdstephenrousek.r.o.6505 Жыл бұрын
absolutely correct
@Clayfus14 жыл бұрын
lol i love when it shows him trying to get the toast
@JM11178716 жыл бұрын
"I didn;t have pasta untill I was 24". LMAO this man is Jokes.
@hfdpayner14 жыл бұрын
this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions
@TreeFiddy35013 жыл бұрын
Karl, you rule!
@capnhawkins7 жыл бұрын
1:44 lol looking so contemplative with the sun on his face
@exert20205 жыл бұрын
'The legs get round the neck.....inside' ....hahaha
@sysarchitect15 жыл бұрын
That part was unbelievably funny!!!
@6NoHope913 жыл бұрын
@71johnf ye those fridges started to become popular in england recently too.
@AA-hg5fk3 жыл бұрын
I didn't try balsamic vinegar until I was 23, I haven't really bothered since.
@devastator0613 жыл бұрын
@john71294 imo one of the great gems of this country. along with stephen fry and brian blessed etc.
@possumlife14 жыл бұрын
@hfdpayner his clear toaster idea is amazing!
@2edsajdmsa14 жыл бұрын
I was picturing Ricky laughing when he said "Go on, 'ave a leg"
@harrydrake41738 жыл бұрын
I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.
@6NoHope913 жыл бұрын
@ahdeath2007 It still clings to the inside of the mouth while you chew it, it's the natural reflexes of the nerves in it's tentacles. And they don't always put the sauce on it, i've seen people eat it as it comes, and as it enters the mouth, the octopus wraps it's tentacles around the face to pull itself out.
@Zlyzer15 жыл бұрын
he's a total genius since his objective is to make you laugh
@KalleVarta13 жыл бұрын
@mrburnett Spot on. Thats why we all can learn from him.
@paulmorphy61873 жыл бұрын
The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...
@charliblighton12 жыл бұрын
@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").
@livemylifeinthecity12 жыл бұрын
At last - the tiles!
@Tapepusher12 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@ryker01214 жыл бұрын
Genius.....
@d4yogurt15 жыл бұрын
"as long as it's their own dog" omg i rofled!
@CharminglyWickedGirl11 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up. I'm not even sure how he comes up with this...when I've had a crappy day, serious or not Carl makes me laugh.
@DomRosser12 жыл бұрын
My brain inserts Rickys laugh after most sentences!
@NP-zl7dz3 жыл бұрын
The tiling does look good, I'll give him that
@MasterGuero11 жыл бұрын
I actually yelled out don't talk shite! when he was explaining the octopus.
@woody411411 жыл бұрын
I would usually agree, I hate when people quote vids.. But when it's Karl I find it funny :P
@Apertravel12 жыл бұрын
It wasn't filmed, but he mentioned it on one of the XFM shows. He also mentions it in a one off Documentary, "Satisfied fool"
@71johnf13 жыл бұрын
One thing i noticed.. the fridge is the size of a dishwasher! Here in America it's 6 foot high!
@TEKS4LIFE13 жыл бұрын
@nuralider so true
@BlimeyGames12 жыл бұрын
The title wasn't as literal as I was expecting.
@ArcanePath36012 жыл бұрын
Ironically Karl does the voice to the Drench advert :)
@mrdavidsferrier13 жыл бұрын
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@DieMenschMaschine8513 жыл бұрын
@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.
@toolworks13 жыл бұрын
@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.
@devilrobbie2512 жыл бұрын
serious spring on that toaster
@Saganist4205 жыл бұрын
His head is almost perfectly spherical
@klairemay8712 жыл бұрын
I never would have expected Karl's apartment to be so stylish.
@ponder200615 жыл бұрын
Strawberry jam on a toast....Genius!
@CursedZebra12 жыл бұрын
Noone can deny - he spoke unquestionable logic here. Why eat dangerous food when we have so many safer options? If only I was this mans child we would rule the world.
@CarmenxSullivan11 жыл бұрын
i just knew he was going to say 'octopus, go on then i'll have a leg'
@CJ-11111 ай бұрын
The toaster 😂
@PuzzledHorse14 жыл бұрын
Damn this guy for being so funny
@jimmyc00l12 жыл бұрын
this is just from the podcast
@mavrick0ck12 жыл бұрын
where can i see this??
@PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын
"As long as it's their own dog" lmfao
@bobbyjroberts Жыл бұрын
classic karl.
@AFCJamesy12 жыл бұрын
"Go on then I'll have a leg" Hahaha
@aarontaggart590012 жыл бұрын
suzanne probably left him a note on how to make toast :L. "Put bread in toaster" etc Lol. I would love to see what suzanne looks like
@UncleHappy511 жыл бұрын
1:19 for a description of Karl's head
@xentech14 жыл бұрын
@muggyfresh wow, just wow
@Yorkshiregamer2311 жыл бұрын
LMFAO THIS MAN IS A GENUIS
@GangsterMMA16 жыл бұрын
lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake
@thecommentor1459514 жыл бұрын
Alright then, i'll have a leg! cue Rickys laughter!