Karl Pilkington on Food

A Video Podcast of Karl Pilkington expressing his views on food

[@hainsay]

Karl Pilkington is too pure for this world

[@leeroy265]

PURE ORANGE JUICE HEAD

[@g3l0o]

"He was only about 11... He thought he was it."

[@emmanuelgoldspleen2905]

Sorbet n that

[@xxczerxx]

0:49, you can still see bits of sausage in it

[@germa2k]

LOL

[@prince-solomon]

Guess Suzanne was still mad at him

[@tasteofcoda]

"If we're eating octopuses why are dogs getting away with it?" Had me in stitches

[@iwanjones4705]

l fell over laughing!

[@bremCZ]

It was fantastic then, it's fantastic now.

[@koreanjesus1983]

Big Pilkington fan here. I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain it to me?

[@irrelevanttwat]

​@@koreanjesus1983 he's saying if eating something weird like an octopus is acceptable then why is eating dogs frowned upon?

[@koreanjesus1983]

@@irrelevanttwat Ahh, thanks. It makes sense now.

[@jeffmoo9235]

Karl Pilkington is an accidental philosopher. he has such a refreshing viewpoint on life that even him making toast and talking about food is though provoking.

[@michaelcaplin8969]

"The legs get round the neck, inside, and they choke you"... Don't.... talk.... shit Karl.... Play a record!

[@odinsplaygrounds]

LOL So funny how he has completely misunderstood this "story".

[@hanstragarsky1340]

@@odinsplaygroundssaw this lil fella…..eating a octopus with noodles…..weird in it?

[@CorianderCivar]

He's unbelievable. Everything that comes out of his mouth is pure comedy gold. He seems to be straddling the line between genius and utter idiocy!!!

[@feeltheillinois]

listening to karl is so relaxing

[@thatkindofguy234]

“Out of all the bits of food that are out there I would not think about getting juice out of a carrot” 😂😂😂 only Karl could say that sentence and it be funny

[@DoctorMeatDic]

"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I wasted 5 mins of my life listening to hi idiotic ramblings." - Wendy, Sunday Times reader

[@MrA71717]

Sick of ‘er

[@IIETMII]

Gotta ‘av your critics

[@cstew8355]

😆

[@cstew8355]

Robinson.....

[@Mnemonix8001]

Well we'll watch wendys little show when that goes out

[@dimabbq]

He's not acting...and if he is, he deserves a lifetime achievement award from the Oscars. Funniest man on the planet.

[@goldkhw]

That's quite a posh looking apartment. Beautiful tiles. All the decorative colours.

[@WildfireX]

It's crazy to me that it was 10 years ago... God damn life goes quick.

[@fuckoff5357]

Wildfire 13 years ago now, 3 years since you put that comment😮🤭✌️

[@partlett123]

Mad init

[@jsmith498]

15

[@Joe-eq1ck]

17

[@yungmentalproblems]

18

[@killaguy555]

did anybody else expect ricky to start laughing? im so use to hearing that whenever karl opens his mouth :)

[@THREADSXO]

thats some quality grouting i must say kar.

[@emmanuelgoldspleen2905]

rip em off

[@dom85ross]

Who’s grout, his mate?

[@dt00map]

As long as it's their own dog! That's amazing.

[@ianinkster2261]

He was genuinely concerned about the social implications of people eating their neighbours' dogs.

[@Gavo-ej4qv]

​@@ianinkster2261 How about just stray dogs? Eating them would be less problematic?

[@lachupacabra007]

@mrburnett this is probably the best explaination of Karl Pilkington I've heard so far.

[@hfdpayner]

this is the type of guy that people say he aint that clever - but goes on to invent something really good and simple using his common sense and makes millions

[@LondonPride25]

Seeing Karl grudgingly tucking into his toast is literally the most English thing I've ever seen.

[@bassguite4774]

"If we are eating octopus, why are dogs getting away with it?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skyrock100]

I can almost hear Ricky laughing, it's impossible not to lol

[@dennispedersen]

"When I was young we only had one choice; orange." hahah, thats not a choice!

[@macman975]

A choice to drink it or not?

[@cloudhigh6582]

Yeah it's still a choice, like mac man said the choice to drink it or not.

[@thefullhonda4963]

Why are dogs getting away with it

[@Yorkshiregamer23]

love this man

[@gaving2]

My favorite mouth breather.

[@Daan_R]

"out of all the foods in the world, I would pick a carrot to get juice out of it!", HE'S MY HERO! :p

[@Optics21]

Karl has been with us forever

[@anthonyrobson9791]

Should do more clips around his home, love it 😁😁

[@AA-hg5fk]

I didn't try balsamic vinegar until I was 23, I haven't really bothered since.

[@1994haphuong]

This dude is a modern life philosopher. He gives deep thoughts on everything

[@mindyj77]

i love this video. this is a great intro to karl for people who aren't familiar with him.

[@Gerry1of1]

Karl Pilkington is my life guru

[@Clayfus]

lol i love when it shows him trying to get the toast

[@georgehopkins]

I could listen to this guy talk forever :D

[@wrayman89]

"i can understand if we ran out of everything else, alrite what's left...octopuss?..go on then i'll have a leg.." CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF...soooo hillarious

[@BggProductions]

I love hearing Karl think

[@pmurph019]

"I remember when Susan caught me putting sausages in the toaster..."

[@odinsplaygrounds]

This is the very same toaster that almost burned the house down.

[@BlimeyGames]

The title wasn't as literal as I was expecting.

[@6NoHope9]

@ahdeath2007 It still clings to the inside of the mouth while you chew it, it's the natural reflexes of the nerves in it's tentacles. And they don't always put the sauce on it, i've seen people eat it as it comes, and as it enters the mouth, the octopus wraps it's tentacles around the face to pull itself out.

[@2edsajdmsa]

I was picturing Ricky laughing when he said "Go on, 'ave a leg"

[@LouiseLollipop]

i love him so much.

[@HeretixAevum]

All that orange juice as a kid must have caused the shape of his head

[@charliblighton]

@ArcanePath360 Actually the Drench advert voice-over isn't Karl, it's done by Ewen MacIntosh (weirdly, he played Keith Bishop in Ricky and Steve's "The Office").

[@71johnf]

One thing i noticed.. the fridge is the size of a dishwasher! Here in America it's 6 foot high!

[@paulmorphy6187]

The choice when I was a kid was Robinsons Lemon or Robinsons Orange...I preferred lemon, infact the first word I ever spoke as a baby was 'lem!' apparently...

[@Apertravel]

It wasn't filmed, but he mentioned it on one of the XFM shows. He also mentions it in a one off Documentary, "Satisfied fool"

[@capnhawkins]

1:44 lol looking so contemplative with the sun on his face

[@toolworks]

@rich7t7 They are called fridges. Most people in England have large ( not American style large ) Fridge freezers, and some people have the ice dispensers on the front too. This is probably a matter of personal taste or laziness as to why he still has such a small fridge.

[@FEARsystem89]

A beautiful mind

[@exert2020]

'The legs get round the neck.....inside' ....hahaha

[@d4yogurt]

"as long as it's their own dog" omg i rofled!

[@klairemay87]

I never would have expected Karl's apartment to be so stylish.

[@Serjohn]

toaster has nightmares about sausages to this day

[@haunter4708]

‘If we’re eating octopuses, why are dogs getting away with it?’ 🤣

[@CursedZebra]

Noone can deny - he spoke unquestionable logic here. Why eat dangerous food when we have so many safer options? If only I was this mans child we would rule the world.

[@DieMenschMaschine85]

@rich7t7 : I think it's only him and his g/f there. no need for a big fridge. These sizes are common enough in Europe. Probably more used to buying fresh food over here than in the U.S.

[@DomRosser]

My brain inserts Rickys laugh after most sentences!

[@MasterGuero]

I actually yelled out don't talk shite! when he was explaining the octopus.

[@HPhenomenal]

I LOVE THIS MAN!

[@sysarchitect]

That part was unbelievably funny!!!

[@Zlyzer]

he's a total genius since his objective is to make you laugh

[@NP-zl7dz]

The tiling does look good, I'll give him that

[@RiC_David]

Good point.

[@jacobabrams6301]

Jesus he looks young here

[@Alice45894]

@2123453ful Nah he was in his 30s here

[@rickrennyoneill]

Alice Mc 32 or 33

[@haczabim]

yes, but inside he's as old as he's ever been

[@haczabim]

@Rowan Melton lol of course

[@nikunashi3494]

He aged overnight like a pear.

[@6NoHope9]

@71johnf ye those fridges started to become popular in england recently too.

[@harrydrake4173]

I actually agree with Karl about dogs. I would never eat one (I'm a pescetarian, for one) but we shouldn't force our own sensibilities on other cultures. Obviously, the way dogs are treated in countries like China is atrocious but it's not like their lack of animal rights laws only applies to them.

[@AruvaChan]

OH MY GOSH, I JUST SAW A FRIDGE CABINET?!?!

[@devastator06]

@john71294 imo one of the great gems of this country. along with stephen fry and brian blessed etc.

[@lairdstephenrousek.r.o.6505]

absolutely correct

[@possumlife]

@hfdpayner his clear toaster idea is amazing!

[@Saganist420]

His head is almost perfectly spherical

[@macboerTV]

masterpiece

[@woody4114]

I would usually agree, I hate when people quote vids.. But when it's Karl I find it funny :P

[@PaddyRoon7]

"As long as it's their own dog" lmfao

[@kelso120]

brilliant.

[@ArcanePath360]

Ironically Karl does the voice to the Drench advert :)

[@TreeFiddy350]

Karl, you rule!

[@JM111787]

"I didn;t have pasta untill I was 24". LMAO this man is Jokes.

[@jimmyc00l]

this is just from the podcast

[@aarontaggart5900]

suzanne probably left him a note on how to make toast :L. "Put bread in toaster" etc Lol. I would love to see what suzanne looks like

[@CJ-111]

The toaster 😂

[@CarmenxSullivan]

i just knew he was going to say 'octopus, go on then i'll have a leg'

[@devilrobbie25]

serious spring on that toaster

[@GangsterMMA]

lol at 1:13 when he tries to pick up the hot toast! He's like a chimp, or Bart in that episode of the Simpsons when he electrocutes himself on the cup cake

[@ponder2006]

Strawberry jam on a toast....Genius!

[@RafaelLSmith]

LMAO funny as fuck. "out of all the bits of food that are out there, i would not think about getting juice out of a carrot" LMAO

[@thecommentor14595]

Alright then, i'll have a leg! cue Rickys laughter!

[@MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

@Synthlinemusic i think he's just remembering stuff and if you dont hear something for a while its still very funny

[@CharminglyWickedGirl]

Cracks me up. I'm not even sure how he comes up with this...when I've had a crappy day, serious or not Carl makes me laugh.

[@AFCJamesy]

"Go on then I'll have a leg" Hahaha

[@techweenie1]

@0:51 "I hadn't (had) pasta till I was about 24"....sounded so strange the first listen and he omits the second had..

[@HMFC2397]

@rich7t7 Lol a cold box? Not many people have fridges built into cabinets but if their kitchen is small they might because it takes far less space. Though, ''nowadays' Karl could afford a bigger fridge.

[@mrdavidsferrier]

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[@Sarasunday1]

i'm not used to karl's speaking without ricky gervais's laughter following it

[@KalleVarta]

@mrburnett Spot on. Thats why we all can learn from him.

[@NorthWalesKid]

“Go on then I’ll have a leg”

[@malarky321]

so how do you get the bread out prettyinpunk922 ,turn the toaster upside down?

[@CheStillFighting]

"getting away with it"! he said "getting away with it" holy fuck he is a genius

[@johnraber2486]

Something makes me think Karl still uses that same coffee kettle today

[@folb7247]

if you look closely you can see the reflection of the mirrored wall