Karl Pilkington's Funniest Alien Stories | Compilation, Outer Space Special

[@ArizoGecko]

Rickys screeching laugh is like nails on a chalkboard. Karls mindset and out of the box thinking is fantastic.

[@justinanderson267]

Dude is a genius. I mean, he might not have the best of ideas but his mind works in a way that others don't.

[@gavinbarnes7553]

Them talking about 2025 is the equivalent of us talking about 2040 now 💀💀💀

[@AA-hg5fk]

Why the skulls? Many of us who listened to this in the early 00s will still be alive in 2040.

[@voucan128]

The more of these I listen to the more I realize that Ricky is actually the dumb one and Karl is a genius He never seems to be able to comprehend anything Karl is talking about

[@mikebonilla2534]

Alien Technology theory is a popular theory now a days . Karl was thinking this back then

[@adambritain5774]

There are at least 5 or six ‘theories’ or comments from Karl that I have heard in Ricky’s stand up stuff.

[@peep5118]

Now that Karl actually HAS seen most things on Earth via Idiot Abroad… surely him going to space would be an INCREDIBLE tv series 👀

[@futurefreak8789]

Karl is one cool dude

[@mattias969]

No he is worryingly stupid for one that does not suffer from some kind of birth defect

[@m-a-c-k]

You couldn’t have said it any better

[@veronica3986]

I really love the way karl thinks 😂

[@mavenYGO]

“Have a look in your back garden before you go looking in someone else’s” amazing Karl

[@victoriaparker2705]

A bit like 'don't let your left hand know what your right hands doing'.

[@texaseagle2553]

@@victoriaparker2705 what do you mean by that 🤨

[@victoriaparker2705]

@@texaseagle2553 It's in the Bible somewhere. I think it means concentrate on one thing not two things at the same time.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

@@victoriaparker2705 That's not what it means. It means "don't make a big deal out of giving to charity; don't use it to further yourself".

[@victoriaparker2705]

@@stefanalexanderlungu1503 I was referring to the quote I wrote down earlier; 'don't let your left hand know what your right hands doing'.

[@pgsmith22]

"It doesn't scare her; it bores her." 😅

[@SamuelBlack84]

To be fair, the general crap most people talk about is equally as dull and boring

[@stuntmanmike6330]

"That must be the arse"... Gets me every time!

[@adambritain5774]

I know when it’s coming up, and it still makes me end myself.

[@JR-in2in]

Does anyone else get the so many noises theory?

[@changvasejarik62]

If anyone at bbc reads this, if you want positive ratings for dr who Recruit Karl pilkington. doesn’t matter if he plays the companion, the master or is even the next doctor. Good ratings will follow.

[@lindatruderung9378]

I think he would be brilliant as the next doctor. He could take the franchise in a whole new direction.

[@johngilmore697]

@@lindatruderung9378 Dr Who and the Planet of humanzees'

[@geekylogophile]

Absolutely love these.. fall asleep every night to the ramblings of karl😅 thankyou 😍

[@ronancoriginals1219]

9.55am Karl: Did I tell you about the immune system? 11.30pm I told her about the ufos 🛸 lol

[@dannyhinton6722]

I love that you have so many Karl compilations thank you I’ve subscribed I fall sleep to these everyday

[@davenosrettap4477]

I dont know if I should be worried about how I understand/agree with nearly everything karl says

[@tyroon81]

Yes you should be😁

[@SamuelBlack84]

Is your head slightly round?

[@veronica3986]

Im not worried at all 👍😅

[@InfuZedShaDoWz]

Love these compilations. Thanks!

[@PilkyPodcasts]

Thank you Shadz! Be sure to LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!

[@lordofthemound3890]

It was an evolutionary thing. It didn’t start as silicon. It used to take a big vacuum tube and tons of resistors capacitors and inductors to make one bit.

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Nah mate, sand makes computer chips

[@colinsmith484]

Fifteen years later there’s bob lazar discussing his role in reverse engineering an alien space craft. Once again score one for Karl

[@Ducky_DuckV1]

Joe Craven you're wrong

[@kraken589]

Lazar made his claims way before Karl said that though.

[@colinsmith484]

Joe Craven where has he benefited or profited?

[@lightbeforethetunnel]

@Joe Craven if you believe Lazar is a conman, it's because you've been conned into believing that by a real conman

[@lightbeforethetunnel]

@Joe Craven Well, everything you've said is true but only if the official narrative is also completely true. So, yes if you choose to believe the official narrative then I can see why you'd come to those conclusions. But I'm curious what you think about the official narrative beginning to slowly change it's tune about UFOs over the last three years? And what do you think of all the declassified documents that are now publicly available on official government websites that say they've been tracking UFOs performing maneuvers that defy the laws of physics for 80+ years? That means they've been tracking UFOs doing this for as long as they've had the technology to do so. Even the official narrative is beginning to conflict with itself. There are basically two versions of the official narrative now, regarding UFOs: The one provided by mainstream media and the one provided by declassified documents. Once you realize the official narrative is simply a bunch of agreed upon lies, you'll begin seeing why so many people believe Bob Lazar is telling the truth... And you'll begin to learn much, much more about reality in general. It's nothing like you've been taught. And that's a good thing. As for who is the more capable and more accomplished liar, Bob Lazar or the government? I think the answer to that question should be obvious based on the government's absolutely abysmal history with telling the truth.

[@paulofengland1331]

Ricky doesn't know half as much as he thinks he does

[@hurleyjc]

He can't even pretend to know half as much as he pretends to know

[@charliewhelan9488]

I think he has a pretty good grasp on a very wide range of things. It's impressive really. I don't think he would try and explain it to an expert but he certainly knows more than the lay person

[@bigwinkler]

@@charliewhelan9488 he's definitely way way above average. I wish more celebrities were as well read as him.

[@bigwinkler]

@Conquering Death he's got balls though. All that stuff he said at the Oscars or whatever. He's one of the better celebrities. AND he discovered our beloved Karl and put him in the forefront of the radio show. He had a lot of things going on at the time, he could have just been arrogant and never put him on air but he saw how great he is and became his friend.

[@Nathan-jt8zt]

@@charliewhelan9488yeah he knows a bit about a lot of stuff. I think Karl’s smarter than given credit for

[@mrfishmon5517]

‘That must be the arse’ 😂😂😂😂

[@Kerrsartisticgifts]

I've just realized that a crazy laugh is part of the British comedian's tradition. I grew up in the U.K. and love the humour but listening to Ricky after listening to a couple of other English comedians it finally dawned on me, the laugh is part of the act.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Not at all uniquely British, comedians from around the world laugh at their own jokes during stand-up comedy, it is a commonly employed tool in a comedian's armoury and it is used in various situations (not always just to try and trigger audiences into laughing).

[@barneybiggles]

Imagine the astronaut changing into his pyjamas to have a sleep.

[@tyroon81]

He thinks it's like the Starship Enterprise! With kitchens and bedrooms etc. What a total mank plank he is🤦‍♂️

[@ShippiddSocial]

Old lady Ricky: "I'm 72." Steve, in a little old man voice: "... And I'm 23" Oh my lord I am weeping.

[@alisternaidoo3927]

Alien gives man a beard

[@bigvanvader8365]

Bong

[@cchelios1138]

@@bigvanvader8365 Vibrating shoes to stop elderly falling

[@legalizesthlm1429]

@@cchelios1138 bong

[@cchelios1138]

@@legalizesthlm1429 Man changes name to bubbabubbabubba

[@bigvanvader8365]

@@cchelios1138 😂 bong

[@TheALFIE14]

Karl is the smartest out of them 3 the most open minded

[@user-eq5ub5rs3g]

Karl talking about computers hurts my feelings

[@earthling8702]

Steve has grown on me

[@tomsanders9106]

That must be the arse. Best line ever 😂😂

[@pbrad1978]

ricky thinks he knows it all

[@UncleBucky78]

If Katie Price spent an hour in a room with KP, she would leave feeling smarter

[@achievementbird2641]

I mean he is fairly intelligent

[@jamieb3759]

@@UncleBucky78 that’s an insult to Karl come on

[@productive_citizen]

Ricky never makes the effort to understand what Karl is saying and in doing so has done more to keep knowledge from Karl than give it to him.

[@productive_citizen]

@Matthew Hopkins Doesn't really apply to what I'm saying though. Of course that didn't make sense, this is about things such as the AR/VR goggles idea that Ricky dismissed instantly as "one of the stupidest things I've ever heard", and when Karl was questioning consciousness and Ricky laughed because Karl didn't have the language to elaborate on what he meant.

[@Nebs1]

‘airy Chinese kid

[@justinanderson267]

If you were floating around with your "tackle" out, it would rarely stop moving. Think about being in water. It would be kind of like that except there is no water resistance. Boing boing boingy boing

[@katherinerowlands7527]

Thank you for an unexpected mental image that now won't go away

[@robertcooney1938]

According to Crnl. Corso, micro chips were reversed engineered by retrieved crafts from time travelers from the future or retrieved alien craft. Roswell 1947.

[@Waterbasedwill]

13:46 i know exactly what Karl means Theres only a certain amount of POSSIBLE sounds because all sounds work within the same parameters so there’s definitely been the exact same sound made at least twice ever

[@djmiserablecunt7932]

Sort the sound out 👽

[@ChrisBrown-um1vu]

Would love to be stuck in a lift for a few hrs with the K Man. How lucky is Suzanne, she gets Karl all day every day, the lucky cow 😂

[@SamuelBlack84]

He'd drive me mad

[@poopandfartjokes]

Did I tell you about the immune system?

[@rhyshowcutt7407]

4:46 one of Ricks best laughs

[@just1fixx189]

Considering that215 petabytesare on 1 gram of DNA 1.4% is a HUGE difference between human and chimp. Pretty much every animal on earth is within 3-5%of one another.

[@hurleyjc]

Yeah I mean a stove and a Honda civic have similar materials, the civic must have evolved from the stove

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

@@hurleyjc DNA isn't the material; it's the "instructions" used to assemble the machine and keep it functioning.

[@jonsegerros]

they dont wanna talk about that. they dont want to admit we were made by ancient astronauts. #anunnaki #archons

[@XGCHEAVYFIRE1]

All tech stems from the cube PRAISE CYBERTRON

[@theposthumanpodcast]

Fuck... Hahaha the byproducts of noises bit 😂😂😂

[@FlippySuper]

4:57 one year to go

[@rml4289]

34:40 sounds like Covid lockdowns hahaha

[@jamesmorgan6400]

Do I have a problem if I understand what Karl is talking about….

[@bombercountyblues]

Bit of inconsistency in the volume here buddy..

[@MF-CLIMB]

I think you forgot thank you 👍🏻

[@jackflash8567]

It doesn’t scare her it bores her

[@jamesgrey8418]

Fsi

[@hey_its_travis]

Let's just use sand, we got loads

[@AxomA]

Great compilation but audio for clips are crazy different

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Some clips are from 20 years ago

[@katherinerowlands7527]

So it is exactly like listening to XFM 😂

[@UnclePip]

Did I tell you about the immune system?

[@lindatruderung9378]

Ricky comes across as downright rude on this one. His comment about the desk was just nasty.

[@RoxanneJ]

Being Molish!

[@That2J]

The audio levels on this are completely fucked

[@chrisshaw9836]

ORANGE IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!

[@thesprawl2361]

As me or as a worm?

[@mixterz1]

What a load of old toddle

[@Jayflo7]

They are always asking Karl: "What are you talking about?". They are always saying: "That does not make any sense Karl." or something to that effect. But, I always get exactly what Karl is talking about and he always makes complete sense to me. I'm not completely sure what that says about my sense of reality but, that does not make it none the less true.

[@skepticusmaximus184]

Ricky can be a bit of a douche at times. He asked Carl to describe an animal living in a cold dark place. Carl described a very logical set of features 'big eyes and hairy'. Ricky immediately ridicules him because he claims no eyes would be better. Firstly there are loads of fury big eyed animals living in dark places. Tarsiers and deep water fish for instance. Second. The trend towards no eyes, is mainly in subterranean species where its completely dark and eyes are prone to getting dirt in them and the resources to develop them amount to a waste.

[@Dantheman87]

Ricky always does stuff like that quite annoying

[@lindatruderung9378]

It annoys me that Ricky keeps interrupting Karl. He keeps butting in, and keeps him from explaining what he is trying to say, and then because Karl gets derailed, he forgets, and then Ricky makes him out as stupid, because Karl lost track of his thoughts. If you keep interrupting someone, they lose track of their thoughts. I would rather hear Karl's thoughts, rather then Ricky's rants. I think Ricky is just interested in hearing himself talk.

[@danielthorne3088]

Jeez... never read so many negative comments on a pilki feed. If you dont like Ricky, don't listen... its his gig! That was the format

[@rhysyb]

I said this to my mom earlier its been a nightmare with the hospital with my condition we concentrate on keep the elderly alive rather than our young

[@tmithoth8956]

The correct answer to colonise a new planet. Is Jordan Peterson, Joe Rogan, Kanye West, Alicia Keys and Lorie Ladd

[@lightbeforethetunnel]

That really is how we got computers, according to many UFO whistle-blowers.

[@joewright9879]

Alien spaceship 🚀 crashed and inquisitive ape-noids found potato chips on board. They tasted them and that’s how we wound up with computers. Easy as pie.

[@muzalan7601]

@33 seconds (33?🤫) Karl is SPOT ON. Not alien, but interdimensional. I wish these were just Karl and Steven. Gervais ruins these for me. I can't abide him at all.

[@MeMyselfandI20]

Do we ever get to hear about the hairy Chinese kid? Listened to every video going, someone plz help

[@jimparis5073]

educating Ricky part 1 search it it’s on there

[@MeMyselfandI20]

@@peternewbranch9263 how do you know such things!?

[@sj-30000]

What's with the sound? It's low as fuck

[@VSMuadDib1973]

Mmm very lazy with the sound volumes

[@lorbliccy6827]

He makes sense with the computer chip tho, we was defo given that technology

[@tyroon81]

By who?

[@raptorlewis]

No we fucking weren't lol

[@karlosthejackel69]

I do love these podcasts but Rickys constant screaming ‘laugh’ when no one is giving him attention is prove hard to stomach

[@lightbeforethetunnel]

Ricky just straight-up doesn't believe *anything*

[@olliehowitt-sutton8900]

How are you meant to fall asleep with stupid sound effects louder than the dialogue??

[@mojojomo6750]

Ricky's constant interjections/ridiculing does not for good radio make.

[@KirkWilson86]

Absolute drivel. Absolute rubbish.

[@showcase6143]

Why the stupid sounds!! Ruins it

[@tyroon81]

Karl actually thinks travelling to another planet by "rocket" is possible. He also thinks he could get out and walk around on this planet too!! And he believes there are Martians living on Mars. What a complete tool🤦‍♂️

[@GregoryMcStevens]

A new frog comes out