The Very Best of Karl Pilkington | Compilation, The Funniest Stories and Theories

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[@EKOvision]

“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂

[@tvscribe]

So good. It's not looking into it in depth, Karl, it's literally just reading a book.

[@stephengillatt788]

Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂

[@Raven-Claws88]

I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!

[@reeferseasalt]

@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆

[@TonyEnglandUK]

He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.

[@paulgering7703]

“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.” Oh, heavens.

[@owen429]

the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable

[@melisaxo1199]

MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha

[@Smokalatexter77]

I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@nickflair]

Laughed so hard my skull fell off

[@chaseHoldren]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record

[@lesguito]

I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull

[@gazf6163]

​@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂

[@applejuice2898]

@@gazf6163circulation problems

[@lesguito]

An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.

[@nicholasmasciaga4777]

It started pushing people off bikes😂

[@jessicabuttress1513]

I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks

[@themerchantofengland]

Brilliant 🙂😆🤣

[@reeferseasalt]

Don't burst

[@mikaelsongameofwar2360]

That's me while listening at work😂

[@danielbuckley4034]

The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha

[@jonanderson14]

01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣

[@siebenspeer3372]

I love it ❤😂

[@ThePontiacBandit911]

And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓

[@robertdavis5569]

I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon

[@chrisingram8233]

Its made it to plenty of others

[@kirstyexleyjackson910]

@@chrisingram8233 0) L)

[@monkeynews8311]

I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.

[@Me-zo8yc]

That's so plausible 😆

[@packersamurai]

I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.

[@f_9sersstuff853]

One of the best things Karl has ever said.

[@ThePontiacBandit911]

Foodage too.

[@kayknouse2855]

Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!

[@chinsch75]

I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.

[@smarc1325]

New to Carl.. Love at first... 😂😍

[@jakehart-kirby5401]

Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣

[@moeszyslak260]

Catharsis

[@jawwadkhan6146]

What minute

[@DavidBotes-nc9io]

... there's a shadow somewhere....

[@achecityByCommittee]

I love him Soo much.

[@MeMyselfandI20]

Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆

[@TonyEnglandUK]

You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that". 15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.

[@EKOvision]

“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it” Everything this man says is🔥

[@achecityByCommittee]

1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.

[@ianinkster2261]

The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.

[@sarahdeedee6313]

I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x

[@shannonhughes8430]

Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend

[@jaymac7203]

Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol

[@megan5873]

"Christ, de berg" then crumpling paper sound is the best

[@angeldiamond11]

26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨

[@DeadXxPunk2]

I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes

[@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if]

I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅

[@dagreenflamingo105]

Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet

[@craigread5603]

What's a British accent?

[@cnolan597]

Ogie ogie ogie in Alien voice 😂😂😂 howlin

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

Cheers for the upload.

[@tee1up785]

Goodnight 💤

[@GregoryMcStevens]

Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂

[@estebon1]

30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway

[@amonero1]

I was crying so much 😂

[@benshepherd124]

I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣

[@jameswierdchannel744]

It went Down a storm

[@crisptomato9495]

He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that

[@combswayway1010]

How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.

[@jaymac7203]

Surely you mean not scripted?

[@GSY_Matt]

Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep

[@anarchyutopia]

Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)

[@PommeLavande]

Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)

[@prominerz6701]

@@PommeLavande maybe they french

[@PommeLavande]

@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.

[@dancame2517]

​@@PommeLavande it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'

[@d-dub2648]

I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.

[@amonero1]

If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂 What makes this better was it was before watershed

[@lloydnorval1989]

1:00 there's a shadow somewhere... 😂😂😂

[@beakalabmek-zv2rs]

His Skull fall off...how....circulation problem

[@JP-ci4sh]

There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂

[@aaronkelly1082]

The best

[@NorthWalesKid]

“The shadow wasn’t causing problems, but then it was. It started pushing people off of bicycles n’that”

[@gagfails4985]

So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂

[@RobLewis3]

Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂 Can't even spell out his whole name lmao

[@spridle]

Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.

[@downagear4323]

No, not 100%. Nice opinion though

[@spridle]

@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?

[@ThePontiacBandit911]

As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?

[@gazf6163]

​@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.

[@htpkey]

​@@gazf6163 If you search online you can find a season 0 of XFM, where it was just Ricky and Steve. It wasn't as funny as with Karl.

[@spacedcityhouston3206]

After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha

[@marzicat]

‘think you idiot’ 😂

[@danielroche114]

The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience

[@Meshugas]

Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing

[@RobertBoyle11]

43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying Ffs ahahaha

[@mikaelsongameofwar2360]

Where's bullshit man when you need him😂

[@Cooz.]

4:05 is prime Karl

[@tonettalover]

"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right

[@shane4362]

4:00

[@beemail6983]

Man moths ?!

[@themerchantofengland]

It never gets old😆😅🤣

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

Yeah man made mammoths are manmoths

[@Sparroh]

If it was in the area, sums it up, thanks. That’s me too.

[@leevifrancis5242]

Good night....and that

[@danydazed4314]

Somewhere LIKE Boston 😅

[@leonnestestog2562]

Dilkington is fanni😂

[@scottic_wss]

The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA

[@paulgering7703]

It was determined that the manhole cover instantly vaporized on detonation.

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

What? How

[@ReissKnell]

The manhole cover is brilliant.

[@through.a.barrel.she.breathes]

Man moth is the best.

[@donnamclean3746]

Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@herbalty754]

It’s a northern thing

[@donnamclean3746]

@@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁

[@herbalty754]

@@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from

[@timw2007]

Stick it on maiden near the rad.

[@PommeLavande]

I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up

[@marsh0143]

“It was pushing people of the bikes”

[@theguardian8317]

amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants

[@Ty-so5sh]

Siamese twins getting ran over in 1693...

[@w8m4n]

Horse and cart

[@ciano888]

Should of looked both ways..

[@naomiwelsh5639]

Absolutely brilliant 😁

[@busymcnugget]

21:21

[@mashayang]

Epic

[@victorlee3719]

Look both ways!!!!!

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

This was Cumtown before Cumtown Karl is Adam, Ricky is Stav, and Steven is Nick

[@peterpalmer7716]

eee died

[@kayknouse2855]

Christ De Burg! Lol!

[@mattchooblink]

42:26

[@Lonesomezz]

Ly

[@Sparroh]

What do you mean?!? 😂😂😂

[@rocknroller77]

Man moths 😄

[@Abbot_]

34:20

[@amonero1]

The absolute best

[@danielhobgen6146]

1:34:42 Legs of a fish

[@ChrisBrown-um1vu]

If we could ask Ricky when is the most he has ever laughed in his life he would most certainly say the xfm and pod cast days. And so said this was scripted. Man moths 😂😂😂

[@monicajohnson2536]

It was scripted??

[@Santana105]

@@monicajohnson2536 Not scripted. Ricky said if he could write someone as funny as Karl Pilkington he wouldn’t waste it on a shit radio show.

[@scotchdopole]

1:25:25 Spooky

[@kevinel1398]

Anyone know what the song at 1:30:10 is?

[@TrixieTaylor-bn6dw]

Haha shadow pushing ppl of bikes

[@jasonbourne4784]

Karl laughs at 21:45

[@TrixieTaylor-bn6dw]

Mr Dillkington haha

[@Gyrbae]

41:18 Who let a cat in the studio?

[@enriquepuerto7146]

Sounds like a cheeky fart to me

[@calsavestheworld]

Somebody found the Photoshop drop shadow function. 👶

[@TheLoudog44]

Man moths 😂

[@joewright9879]

1:01:17

[@BboyCorrosive]

Man moth 😁

[@paulpiker5909]

Shadow lol

[@Stefano1475]

Roger Moore sounds constipated

[@77shhhu]

Is that Suzanne 😲? @1:09:44

[@WinterMadness05]

Claire Sturgess

[@nathgangma]

What is this new devilry?