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@funkyskypilot5 ай бұрын
Karl is in total control of this podcast. The fact that people are conned into believing that he’s the fall guy is testimony to the amazing comic chemistry at work between these three friends. It’s all an amazingly funny act. It’s total comedic genius.
@jaymercer46922 жыл бұрын
Karls tone of voice and intonation doesn’t change whatsoever except for some very rare occasions. But when they’re talking about his old school mates you can hear the smile on his face.
@zorn1745 Жыл бұрын
We yeah its wholesome af
@stephenprince4731 Жыл бұрын
Øo009 O
@jonntischnabel Жыл бұрын
I agree with Karl that my paper round was the best job I ever had. I loved mine, the fresh air, exercise, time to think etc. Amazing days. 😎
@rickewilde10 ай бұрын
I actually did my paper round on autopilot. Sometimes I'd finish the round and didn't remember starting it 😂😂
@coulsy96484 ай бұрын
I disagree it was fucking shit
@avamasquerade3 ай бұрын
But it really took its tohl on your kidnehs what with a ll the stress n wut avya. ..
@ukguy2 ай бұрын
I used to do 4 rounds a day, took about 2 hours. Got 60 quid a week in the early 90s. I was the richest kid about lol.
@jamesmccartney53242 жыл бұрын
Karl is a one off he is hilarious. He’s not out to make people laugh he is just down to earth and naturally funny. Could listen to these for hours 😂
@karlh4718 Жыл бұрын
Same his the funniest guy ever😂😂
@wezzbeet2923 Жыл бұрын
No hes a comedian
@joachim595 Жыл бұрын
Ricky is horrible though. Even when Karl talks about thinking he heard a ghost as a child he needs to be the “smart” guy in the room who preaches his materialistic stuff. He’s arrogant really and loves to point out how his “logic” is flawless.
@The8Music8Guy Жыл бұрын
@@joachim595 he just lacks a bit of wisdom imo. He’a mostly just intelligence. Of course he’s now a bit older now though so may be not be the same
@wezzbeet2923 Жыл бұрын
Ricky to make Karl look stupid and he's building a wrong impression of him and it's totally wrong.karl is funmierr,started and not as fat
@TheFireproofWitch2 жыл бұрын
These podcasts have helped me get through depression and anxiety so many times. Thank you Ricky Karl and Steve ❤️
@tiakitair1359 ай бұрын
Imagine how boring this would be without Karl. It'd just be Ricky and Steve talking about things they think are intelligent.
@AA-hg5fk5 ай бұрын
Yup, I never listen to Xfm shows without Karl, Claire Sturgess does not make up for him!
@archiewall1243 жыл бұрын
He nearly said croppage 😂😂😂
@fnfn92293 жыл бұрын
Karl the word maker. First it was foodage, then grippage and now croppage
@jimmyrustler89833 жыл бұрын
@@fnfn9229 Webbage too
@danner2532 жыл бұрын
Squozed
@roraz1142 жыл бұрын
danner253 😆😆😆😆
@johnwilson20352 жыл бұрын
Tensness
@fellow-winner65603 жыл бұрын
This podcast has helped brighten my day
@callmecharlie373 жыл бұрын
Thank you - Karl P
@Algorithm3473 жыл бұрын
Me to ...... second lockdown just announced .... lots more Karl needed
@dannyboy_dannyboy82743 жыл бұрын
Always! If you're in a mood or a downer than this is for you. Instantly changes your mood. X
@jailcatjones32503 жыл бұрын
It helps me sleep
@roraz1142 жыл бұрын
Jail cat Jones same :) I often listen to these guys falling sleep but wake up usually in the middle of one Ricky's laughs.
@Sunprism Жыл бұрын
"Why am I just feeding a baby cheese?" Love great soundbites like that
@davy_KКүн бұрын
10:48 Karl is a magical combo of innocence, experience, open mindedness, kindness and intelligence unfettered by formal education.
@daveclarke89133 жыл бұрын
..She was just a Bog standard old woman" 😅😅😅
@clemteetonball12503 жыл бұрын
Let's hope she didn't end up a wewe.
@roraz1142 жыл бұрын
Clem Teetonball 😆😆😆😆
@joewright9879 Жыл бұрын
“…there’s sandwiches at the bar.”
@YouSmokeChed9 ай бұрын
@@clemteetonball1250that’s brings a memory when did he say that haha
@barbecuedsimsbaby3 жыл бұрын
This gives me a will to live 😂
@PROUDCANADIANGIRL2 ай бұрын
I had a paper route as a kid too Karl and I loved it! My papers and flyers were delivered at 5:30am and I was up by 6am as a 10 yr old and I got my banana seat bike out with a front basket and threw my papers and flyers until 7:30am.. I would go home and have a bowl of porridge our mom made , grab my Fonzie lunch kit and head to school. It’s 2O24 now… how many kids do that today? And if they do, how Many unaccompanied without a parent?! I will bet ZERO!!!!!!! I get Karl about the paper route… I loved it too! As adults now we all have bosses who Can be dick heads. Karl and I are the same age by a year. I’m a 71 kid and he is a 72 kid. He and I always talk about how times have changed
@jakesmyth17194 ай бұрын
I cannot believe how much this podcast has helped me through my life 😊❤
@hey_its_travis Жыл бұрын
Crazy how he lets one small incident from childhood ruin everything related to it for rest of his life.
@Padraigp Жыл бұрын
I think we all do that we just dont usually admit it lol!
@matthazelby50610 ай бұрын
Its what people do when traumas involved. If you've never felt that way then chances are, you're a psychopath.
@reinforcedpenisstem10 ай бұрын
Good excuse so he's held to a lower standard
@lpmedia_pedroperez Жыл бұрын
After my dad died last December. The only thing that makes me sleep in a good mood is Karl
@JJ-qc2on Жыл бұрын
Best comedy out there! These 3 need to come back please🙏🙏🙏
@JoelHarrison553 жыл бұрын
Goodnight lads
@BboyCorrosive Жыл бұрын
12:00 he sounds a lot more jolly and sort of 'in on it' in this era, unlike the podcast era where he plays the straight man a lot more. Interesting to hear the evolution of the character 😁
@paulcunnane4 Жыл бұрын
The Victoria Plum story is heartbreaking!
@linabland3478 Жыл бұрын
Pure brilliance
@svenred6eard7572 жыл бұрын
The story about the zx81 (23:30) had me in stitches. I am the same age, I had the spectrum 48k that Karl wanted.
@chandlerdoodles2 жыл бұрын
Just make sure Karl doesn't hear that, it may make him sick.
@edmunddonnelly38812 жыл бұрын
Did you play Hungry Horace?
@ToraVanguard20042 жыл бұрын
@@edmunddonnelly3881 Never heard of that, do you mean 'ungry 'orace?
@thejacal2704 Жыл бұрын
Me too, great days.
@EggFiesta Жыл бұрын
Orace goes skiing. I used to hate it when you waited the best part of an hour for a game to load. Only for it to end up saying “Tape Loading Error”
@oscarsusan38342 жыл бұрын
A truely great caricature of Karl Pilkington. Kudos to the cartoonist👍
@pilkoid51872 жыл бұрын
I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)
@BboyCorrosive Жыл бұрын
So does that just mean you rip this guy's stuff? 😐
@angelaknight7184 Жыл бұрын
Thankyou😂😂😂
@MusclesNOTtattoos9 ай бұрын
I had a ZX81 and ram pack was attached. Played 3d monster maze and some shoot em up like r type. Great little computer for mid 80s
@jonsegerros Жыл бұрын
The older I get listening to these thr more I realize how dumb Ricky is and how smart Karl is
@davidoleary513310 ай бұрын
They would love you on r/rickygervais 😅
@josephmorgan38819 ай бұрын
You are 100% right. I notice that sometimes Karl will make a really interesting point but can't articulate it very well and rather than trying to engage with it he just does his 'karl you're so stupid bit'
@YouSmokeChed9 ай бұрын
That should worry u lol
@uncensored3939 ай бұрын
Theyre both very clever in very different ways
@burnsloads9 ай бұрын
Karl is like Diogenes of Synope
@MystikalDawn3 жыл бұрын
24:40 your welcome!
@jakehodgson4433 жыл бұрын
I jus was sick
@MrFrampo56 Жыл бұрын
My welcome?
@catatonicable2 жыл бұрын
Superb...
@The_SnuggleDuck3 ай бұрын
Glenn Campbell
@invinci-blaaalls27743 жыл бұрын
I'd say that Karl grew up in Royston Vasey!
@lowfatmofat21523 жыл бұрын
No he grew up on the Racecourse estate Sale Ashton on Mersey same as me. I'm 9 years older than him but drank with his old man in the huntsman pub.
@colettecolette48022 жыл бұрын
Yes, he grew up and went to my school in ashton on mersey, sale, Manchester.. I remember him from school, he was exactly the same he is now
@syncops8342 жыл бұрын
@@lowfatmofat2152 you clearly don’t get the joke
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
@@colettecolette4802 he wasn't bald as a kid.
@colettecolette4802 Жыл бұрын
@@AA-hg5fk haaha.. Nooo he wasn't, I meant the same dry sense of humour
@TheJDUBMedia Жыл бұрын
I literally had the same Christmas when I got a ZX81
@lperry72894 ай бұрын
That was hilarious
@thesleepycafe42042 жыл бұрын
These 3 together are the funniest dryest Trio ever ...
@futurefreak87892 жыл бұрын
Karl should be PM
@deadschooled3 жыл бұрын
- I've never heard so much crop in my life. - It's a load of ol' crop
@billbrealey42973 жыл бұрын
Mmmm
@joewright98792 жыл бұрын
Ridin’ or farmin’?
@BallHacks3 жыл бұрын
What if the high pitched noise was muffled screaming 👀
@BallHacks2 жыл бұрын
That's what they want you to believe
@harryh730227 күн бұрын
Let the kids play out!
@methembethomastshuma95873 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂how is this a real person
@o161Gunners10 ай бұрын
I live in Manchester and I shit you not for about two weeks we had a magpie with one leg come into our garden eat bread and chill with us, did Karl’s magpie have one leg or does he know if it was prone to losing a leg
@zorn1745 Жыл бұрын
18:21 “Pillacton, do my homework!” “Actually…”
@TheVeiledCollective9 ай бұрын
They're still ironing their jeans at like 10 o clock at night
@masadragojevic2048 Жыл бұрын
42:10 its not the cough that carries you off
@zorn1745 Жыл бұрын
Its the coffin they carry you off in
@ToraVanguard20042 жыл бұрын
Now, 'Ilda, she was your bog standard old woman
@annika_panicka2 ай бұрын
Time to kick me height and go nighty night!
@micky2329 Жыл бұрын
There is a kinda method to Karl's madness n it's like Ricky don't give him enough credit, whilst Steve does every now and then yet rips the s%&t out of him all the same...
@stedbenj6 ай бұрын
Ricky hired him to be on the show _because_ Ricky thinks he's brilliant. The joke is that he doesn't give him enough credit. It wouldn't be fun to listen to if there wasn't that tension. Ricky pays him a salary to do his thing on the show...
@SLFX- Жыл бұрын
karl got sleep paralysis lol but didnt know
@RyanSmith-wi7gh3 жыл бұрын
Whizzing round whizzing round. Why do they whizz round?
@andrewhadden1339 ай бұрын
'Who makes these rules??'
@paulcunnane42 жыл бұрын
Karl had an idyllic childhood compared with me anyway.
@turtleanton653911 күн бұрын
😊😊😊🎉
@stevensibbet5869 Жыл бұрын
Poor Karl, I hav listen to loads of these tapes over the years, just started listening to them again, and it is just Karl being bullied by Stephen and Ricki. Poor Karl.
@YouSmokeChed9 ай бұрын
It’s cos he’s so brain dead
@stedbenj6 ай бұрын
That's the joke, Steven. They're not supposed to fill hours of time giving each other back massages. Karl gets paid good money to play his part and keep it interesting.
@POVCAST_YT4 ай бұрын
Karl doesn't really seem like the type to stick around with people who mistreat him.
@peterpiper2163 ай бұрын
90% of their comedy appears first on this radio show.
@AvarageGeezaАй бұрын
30:00
@avamasquerade3 ай бұрын
So I go in for a two level spinal surgery in a few hours and I'm telling you right now that I'm sure as shit gonna survive, and my surgery is gonna work cause I'm not doin' no damn croppin' in the afterlife!
@SoozeC2 жыл бұрын
5:19 croppage should be a word
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
It is a word😄
@futurefreak8789 Жыл бұрын
BERK!
@oBuLLzEyEo10132 жыл бұрын
It's Hilarious sure, but man the adults in Karl's life really let him down...
@leonardhpls62 жыл бұрын
Just a typical upbringing
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@leonardhpls6 I'm not sure that spending most of secondary school in a caravan in Wales is typical!
@fellow-winner65603 жыл бұрын
Could you guys do a podcast about the sadness of classic rock not being like the 60s an 70s, I’m 26 but I think it’s sad how music has fallen off in some ways
@rampager19903 жыл бұрын
You know these were recorded between 12 and 19 years ago right? And not uploaded here by Ricky, Steve or Karl?
@jay2333233 жыл бұрын
@@rampager1990 not sure he knows who any of them are either 😅
@97TDuffy3 жыл бұрын
What do you think of Shed Seven?
@enriquepuerto71463 жыл бұрын
If they ran a survey for the greatest Briton, Karl would be up there.
@cunchxcowboy3 жыл бұрын
As the nobheads said in the other comments this is almost a decade old fella, you're right music is dead right now.
@jasonbourne47842 ай бұрын
6:23
@MrDamo349 ай бұрын
I wish Ricky had said “That’s a bit lactose intolerant” when Karl was talking about that guy at school who didn’t get enough milk.
@jasonbourne47842 ай бұрын
Me ma'am don't even remember me then
@warwarneverchanges49372 жыл бұрын
Then me dad put his share away, Wait what, they had seperate shares of food???
@Magdalena9Jeden17 күн бұрын
Port meredith
@roberthayes9842 Жыл бұрын
When my grandfather died there was these flying light's moving round his body, my grandmother thought it was car light's but living in the country there was nothing there, she came out with her sister shaking both looking frightened, real or true, who the hell knows but they both looked terrified for day's, Karl would love this story
@1112DEN Жыл бұрын
Id like to what steves school ĺife was like
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
He undoubtedly was savagely bullied.
@YouSmokeChed9 ай бұрын
Private school 100%
@p.millard5572 жыл бұрын
Why do those two (Ricky and Steve) say popsicle like US people? We say LOLLYPOP or LOLLY.
@AA-hg5fk Жыл бұрын
*lollipop ** 'US people' also known as Americans.
@andrewhadden1339 ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fkUS people 😂😂
@stedbenj6 ай бұрын
@@AA-hg5fkthe Americas span two continents, the US is only a fraction of the land mass, culture, and language.
@stedbenj6 ай бұрын
@@andrewhadden133the Americas span 2 continents, where people speak languages other than English.
@futurefreak8789 Жыл бұрын
French Gervais ain’t Funny.Qui
@stephenjames14432 жыл бұрын
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@karlosthejackel693 жыл бұрын
Does Ricky just scream for attention. He makes this hard to listen to
@karlosthejackel693 жыл бұрын
@weepiest nutt I’ve watched everything he’s even done and even bought my children those terrible kids books he made. I also am a big fan of Karl (deffo not pretending to be stupid) Pilkington, but the ear piercing screams he does when no ones talks to him for 5 seconds is too much. So yeah, I’ve stopped listening lol
I enjoy it myself but the cackling is obnoxious. I wanted to fall asleep to it but turning it off now so I agree it can go. There's so many versions of the same conversations so why not make one without his screaming? Someone please.
@skepticusmaximus1843 жыл бұрын
@@adashofentropy359 Shades of your 'good mates' not laughing with you, but *at you.* LOL!!
@tyroon813 жыл бұрын
Why did Karl think he'd sat lots of exams but here he says he left school early at 15 to start work at a printers. Yet another contradiction😲
@alanharrison27262 жыл бұрын
I LEFT SCHOOL EARLY , at the age of 15 , an returned to sit exams , this was 1995 I left , IT WASN'T UNCOMMON !!!!! ,
@jamescummings74592 жыл бұрын
Bro. I've read through a few of your comments. Just don't watch them. We don't do with this type of negativity in these vidoes.
@jaymercer46922 жыл бұрын
@@jamescummings7459 It’s weird isn’t it? Seeing a non-extremely positive comment on one of these videos. I’ve been watching these compilations for years and never seen one before.
@rileychev2 жыл бұрын
That's normal, a lot of kids in my school did that even ones I hadn't seen in 2-3 years. You can sit your exams anywhere. Also he's in his 30's here. I'm 24, I don't remember a lot things from school especially names of students and teachers and I barely remember any exams.
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@rileychev Yeah but we're talking about the 80s. I left in the early 80s and I don't remember anyone leaving before they had done their exams. Except maybe ones that wern't taking any!
@jennyradcliffe55702 жыл бұрын
Obviously a lie that the priest kept coming round on a Sunday when he'd just catch him on the Friday. Also when he said he took an ice pole out the shopping bags and it got lodged in his throat..... It would've been liquid ??
@neilbrucker59852 жыл бұрын
Well you can choke on liquid as you probably know and some places sell them frozen but i think he was drinking it and choked.
@stedbenj6 ай бұрын
It's, it's almost like this is a show for entertainment.
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
Im guessing that Karl was so disruptive at school, making himself sick when he couldnt get his own way etc that the school were glad when he didnt turn up. Parents didnt give a toss either.
@scottbaulcomb75312 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you were either a bully or a snitch. I've been listening to KP for 10 yrs - and reading the comments. Yours is the first time I've ever come across someone negative. Well done.
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@scottbaulcomb7531 Ive never bullied anyone. The opposite actually. You've obviously not read many comments, so well done.
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@scottbaulcomb7531 Oh and how does it make me a snitch?? Karl should have been given help instead if letting him bunk off. Thats down to the school and his parents. He missed out on loads, thats quite obvious.
@scottbaulcomb75312 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@scottbaulcomb7531 You shut up you big bully!!🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
@anzusmaga83523 жыл бұрын
Asking what time someone passed isn't weird. atheism is weird.
Atheism is a logical conclusion driven by evidence. MAGA is weird.
@mrskinszszs2 жыл бұрын
@@SewerTapes what's the evidence?
@joannejustme27272 жыл бұрын
Karl isn't funny. We don't laugh with him, we laugh at him. His ideas are funny because they are ridiculous. I still laugh, but I'm not proud of it.
@neilbrucker59852 жыл бұрын
The we in your statement is a bit off. I am def not laughing at him but he does make me laugh.
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
Exactly Joanne👍🏻
@tyroon812 жыл бұрын
@@neilbrucker5985 Of course you're laughing at him. Along with Ricky Steve and everyone else. Myself included, or you're missing the point!
@SmokeymcJoint420 Жыл бұрын
If this is the takeaway you have gotten from this, I feel bad for you. Karl is actually incredibly intelligent and naturally funny. He's a bit different but no less intelligent.
@tyroon81 Жыл бұрын
@@SmokeymcJoint420 I'm not sure what you've been listening to! You make a list of all the intelligent things he's said and I'll list the dopey things. Mine may take a while though. I might start with "How would I know which one I was" etc etc. I struggle to think of a single theory or concept they talk about, that he ever got to grips with!
@ozzie13979 ай бұрын
If you don't believe in ghost stuff, go live in a victorian pub.