Karl Pilkington's Funniest Childhood Memories | Compilation, School Days Special

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[@funkyskypilot]

Karl is in total control of this podcast. The fact that people are conned into believing that he’s the fall guy is testimony to the amazing comic chemistry at work between these three friends. It’s all an amazingly funny act. It’s total comedic genius.

[@jakeonyx4775]

Also the people that believe Ricky is stupid. There’s a reason he highlighted and created shows around Karl, his ripping in and being harsh on some occasions to Karl is just part of the show.

[@jaymercer4692]

Karls tone of voice and intonation doesn’t change whatsoever except for some very rare occasions. But when they’re talking about his old school mates you can hear the smile on his face.

[@zorn1745]

We yeah its wholesome af

[@stephenprince4731]

Øo009 O

[@AA-hg5fk]

I think most of his happy memories are from childhood

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

These podcasts have helped me get through depression and anxiety so many times. Thank you Ricky Karl and Steve ❤️

[@jonntischnabel]

I agree with Karl that my paper round was the best job I ever had. I loved mine, the fresh air, exercise, time to think etc. Amazing days. 😎

[@rickewilde]

I actually did my paper round on autopilot. Sometimes I'd finish the round and didn't remember starting it 😂😂

[@coulsy9648]

I disagree it was fucking shit

[@avamasquerade]

But it really took its tohl on your kidnehs what with a ll the stress n wut avya. ..

[@ukguy]

I used to do 4 rounds a day, took about 2 hours. Got 60 quid a week in the early 90s. I was the richest kid about lol.

[@JFP1988]

I had a job like that, stacking shelves in a supermarket at night. Nothing special about the job, pay was okay but nothing like what I get paid now but I was left to work on my own. The shift went quickly as I was so focussed on getting stock out before the shift ended. Enjoyed the music playing through the speakers and I loved getting the tram back home and walking in the morning. I had loads of time to think and just enjoy my own company.

[@jamesmccartney5324]

Karl is a one off he is hilarious. He’s not out to make people laugh he is just down to earth and naturally funny. Could listen to these for hours 😂

[@karlh4718]

Same his the funniest guy ever😂😂

[@wezzbeet2923]

No hes a comedian

[@joachim595]

Ricky is horrible though. Even when Karl talks about thinking he heard a ghost as a child he needs to be the “smart” guy in the room who preaches his materialistic stuff. He’s arrogant really and loves to point out how his “logic” is flawless.

[@The8Music8Guy]

@@joachim595 he just lacks a bit of wisdom imo. He’a mostly just intelligence. Of course he’s now a bit older now though so may be not be the same

[@wezzbeet2923]

Ricky to make Karl look stupid and he's building a wrong impression of him and it's totally wrong.karl is funmierr,started and not as fat

[@davy_K]

10:48 Karl is a magical combo of innocence, experience, open mindedness, kindness and intelligence unfettered by formal education.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Intelligence? A bloke who believes in shadows pushing people off their bikes...

[@jakesmyth1719]

I cannot believe how much this podcast has helped me through my life 😊❤

[@DilbertWhitehead]

Likewise. We have them on most nights, and have done for so many years now. We were so spoilt with amazing comedy at the time these aired compared to now

[@DilbertWhitehead]

The more I listen to these, the more I cherish how good we used to have it - and how much we took for granted what normal life felt like

[@JJ-qc2on]

Best comedy out there! These 3 need to come back please🙏🙏🙏

[@fellow-winner6560]

This podcast has helped brighten my day

[@callmecharlie37]

Thank you - Karl P

[@Algorithm347]

Me to ...... second lockdown just announced .... lots more Karl needed

[@dannyboy_dannyboy8274]

Always! If you're in a mood or a downer than this is for you. Instantly changes your mood. X

[@jailcatjones3250]

It helps me sleep

[@roraz114]

Jail cat Jones same :) I often listen to these guys falling sleep but wake up usually in the middle of one Ricky's laughs.

[@bigwig3595]

Karl's brain works like Charlie's from It's Always Sunny

[@oghash4912]

Kindred spirits

[@Janjanbobaney]

I had a paper route as a kid too Karl and I loved it! My papers and flyers were delivered at 5:30am and I was up by 6am as a 10 yr old and I got my banana seat bike out with a front basket and threw my papers and flyers until 7:30am.. I would go home and have a bowl of porridge our mom made , grab my Fonzie lunch kit and head to school. It’s 2O24 now… how many kids do that today? And if they do, how Many unaccompanied without a parent?! I will bet ZERO!!!!!!! I get Karl about the paper route… I loved it too! As adults now we all have bosses who Can be dick heads. Karl and I are the same age by a year. I’m a 71 kid and he is a 72 kid. He and I always talk about how times have changed

[@lostinhistory_uk]

After my dad died last December. The only thing that makes me sleep in a good mood is Karl

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

This gives me a will to live 😂

[@daveclarke8913]

..She was just a Bog standard old woman" 😅😅😅

[@clemteetonball1250]

Let's hope she didn't end up a wewe.

[@roraz114]

Clem Teetonball 😆😆😆😆

[@joewright9879]

“…there’s sandwiches at the bar.”

[@YouSmokeChed]

@@clemteetonball1250that’s brings a memory when did he say that haha

[@archiewall124]

He nearly said croppage 😂😂😂

[@fnfn9229]

Karl the word maker. First it was foodage, then grippage and now croppage

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@fnfn9229 Webbage too

[@danner253]

Squozed

[@roraz114]

danner253 😆😆😆😆

[@johnwilson2035]

Tensness

[@hey_its_travis]

Crazy how he lets one small incident from childhood ruin everything related to it for rest of his life.

[@Padraigp]

I think we all do that we just dont usually admit it lol!

[@matthazelby506]

Its what people do when traumas involved. If you've never felt that way then chances are, you're a psychopath.

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Good excuse so he's held to a lower standard

[@tiakitair135]

Imagine how boring this would be without Karl. It'd just be Ricky and Steve talking about things they think are intelligent.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Yup, I never listen to Xfm shows without Karl, Claire Sturgess does not make up for him!

[@jakeonyx4775]

Be a lot more entertaining than listening to you though

[@sansgamingwastaken]

I think you underestimate just how naturally charming a dynamic Ricky and Steve have. Watch any interview where they're together and they bounce off each other incredibly well.

[@MylaCruz11]

Full of great material 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@BboyCorrosive]

12:00 he sounds a lot more jolly and sort of 'in on it' in this era, unlike the podcast era where he plays the straight man a lot more. Interesting to hear the evolution of the character 😁

[@paulcunnane4]

The Victoria Plum story is heartbreaking!

[@Sunprism]

"Why am I just feeding a baby cheese?" Love great soundbites like that

[@pilkoid5187]

I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

[@BboyCorrosive]

So does that just mean you rip this guy's stuff? 😐

[@JoelHarrison55]

Goodnight lads

[@svenred6eard757]

The story about the zx81 (23:30) had me in stitches. I am the same age, I had the spectrum 48k that Karl wanted.

[@chandlerdoodles]

Just make sure Karl doesn't hear that, it may make him sick.

[@Lindenrd25]

Did you play Hungry Horace?

[@LexVanguard2004]

@@Lindenrd25 Never heard of that, do you mean 'ungry 'orace?

[@thejacal2704]

Me too, great days.

[@EggFiesta]

Orace goes skiing. I used to hate it when you waited the best part of an hour for a game to load. Only for it to end up saying “Tape Loading Error”

[@jonsegerros]

The older I get listening to these thr more I realize how dumb Ricky is and how smart Karl is

[@davidoleary5133]

They would love you on r/rickygervais 😅

[@josephmorgan3881]

You are 100% right. I notice that sometimes Karl will make a really interesting point but can't articulate it very well and rather than trying to engage with it he just does his 'karl you're so stupid bit'

[@YouSmokeChed]

That should worry u lol

[@uncensored393]

Theyre both very clever in very different ways

[@burnsloads]

Karl is like Diogenes of Synope

[@oscarsusan3834]

A truely great caricature of Karl Pilkington. Kudos to the cartoonist👍

[@NorthWalesKid]

He kicked his own height. Nobody ever talks about it

[@avamasquerade]

So I go in for a two level spinal surgery in a few hours and I'm telling you right now that I'm sure as shit gonna survive, and my surgery is gonna work cause I'm not doin' no damn croppin' in the afterlife!

[@Hesgoneandwrittenitdown]

I had a ZX81 and ram pack was attached. Played 3d monster maze and some shoot em up like r type. Great little computer for mid 80s

[@o161Gunners]

I live in Manchester and I shit you not for about two weeks we had a magpie with one leg come into our garden eat bread and chill with us, did Karl’s magpie have one leg or does he know if it was prone to losing a leg

[@nothingmuch875]

Ironically, Karl is actually much better looking than the other 2. Smarter too, just in an unconventional way.

[@linabland3478]

Pure brilliance

[@futurefreak8789]

Karl should be PM

[@London-pound-cake]

What if the high pitched noise was muffled screaming 👀

[@London-pound-cake]

That's what they want you to believe

[@MystikalDawn]

24:40 your welcome!

[@jakehodgson443]

I jus was sick

[@MrFrampo56]

My welcome?

[@invinci-blaaalls2774]

I'd say that Karl grew up in Royston Vasey!

[@lowfatmofat2152]

No he grew up on the Racecourse estate Sale Ashton on Mersey same as me. I'm 9 years older than him but drank with his old man in the huntsman pub.

[@colettecolette4802]

Yes, he grew up and went to my school in ashton on mersey, sale, Manchester.. I remember him from school, he was exactly the same he is now

[@syncops834]

@@lowfatmofat2152 you clearly don’t get the joke

[@AA-hg5fk]

@@colettecolette4802 he wasn't bald as a kid.

[@colettecolette4802]

@@AA-hg5fk haaha.. Nooo he wasn't, I meant the same dry sense of humour

[@KristaMoe]

Good night lovely Pilky friends

[@angelaknight7184]

Thankyou😂😂😂

[@deadschooled]

- I've never heard so much crop in my life. - It's a load of ol' crop

[@billbrealey4297]

Mmmm

[@joewright9879]

Ridin’ or farmin’?

[@thesleepycafe4204]

These 3 together are the funniest dryest Trio ever ...

[@masadragojevic2048]

42:10 its not the cough that carries you off

[@zorn1745]

Its the coffin they carry you off in

[@micky2329]

There is a kinda method to Karl's madness n it's like Ricky don't give him enough credit, whilst Steve does every now and then yet rips the s%&t out of him all the same...

[@stedbenj]

Ricky hired him to be on the show _because_ Ricky thinks he's brilliant. The joke is that he doesn't give him enough credit. It wouldn't be fun to listen to if there wasn't that tension. Ricky pays him a salary to do his thing on the show...

[@catatonicable]

Superb...

[@The_SnuggleDuck]

Glenn Campbell

[@LexVanguard2004]

Now, 'Ilda, she was your bog standard old woman

[@zorn1745]

18:21 “Pillacton, do my homework!” “Actually…”

[@methembethomastshuma9587]

😂😂😂😂how is this a real person

[@TheJDUBMedia]

I literally had the same Christmas when I got a ZX81

[@RyanSmithy]

Whizzing round whizzing round. Why do they whizz round?

[@andrewhadden133]

'Who makes these rules??'

[@harryh7302]

Let the kids play out!

[@lperry7289]

That was hilarious

[@annika_panicka]

Time to kick me height and go nighty night!

[@MylaCruz11]

25:00 🎉🎉

[@SLFX-]

karl got sleep paralysis lol but didnt know

[@oBuLLzEyEo1013]

It's Hilarious sure, but man the adults in Karl's life really let him down...

[@leonardhpls6]

Just a typical upbringing

[@tyroon81]

@@leonardhpls6 I'm not sure that spending most of secondary school in a caravan in Wales is typical!

[@jearwood85]

“…you know what you got to do…”

[@paulcunnane4]

Karl had an idyllic childhood compared with me anyway.

[@fellow-winner6560]

Could you guys do a podcast about the sadness of classic rock not being like the 60s an 70s, I’m 26 but I think it’s sad how music has fallen off in some ways

[@Zany_Zim]

You know these were recorded between 12 and 19 years ago right? And not uploaded here by Ricky, Steve or Karl?

[@jay233323]

@@Zany_Zim not sure he knows who any of them are either 😅

[@97TDuffy]

What do you think of Shed Seven?

[@enriquepuerto7146]

If they ran a survey for the greatest Briton, Karl would be up there.

[@cunchxcowboy]

As the nobheads said in the other comments this is almost a decade old fella, you're right music is dead right now.

[@TheVeiledCollective]

They're still ironing their jeans at like 10 o clock at night

[@gowwf]

Watch back on these it’s just Ricky and Steven bullying Karl. Karl has some great stories and points but they seem almost jealous of his intelligence

[@stevensibbet5869]

Poor Karl, I hav listen to loads of these tapes over the years, just started listening to them again, and it is just Karl being bullied by Stephen and Ricki. Poor Karl.

[@YouSmokeChed]

It’s cos he’s so brain dead

[@stedbenj]

That's the joke, Steven. They're not supposed to fill hours of time giving each other back massages. Karl gets paid good money to play his part and keep it interesting.

[@POVCAST_YT]

Karl doesn't really seem like the type to stick around with people who mistreat him.

[@turtleanton6539]

😊😊😊🎉

[@jasonbourne4784]

Me ma'am don't even remember me then

[@warwarneverchanges4937]

Then me dad put his share away, Wait what, they had seperate shares of food???

[@SoozeC]

5:19 croppage should be a word

[@tyroon81]

It is a word😄

[@jamesmonahan2325]

I love listening to merchant squirm when Ricky and karl pick on him, he's such a knobhead😅

[@p.millard557]

Why do those two (Ricky and Steve) say popsicle like US people? We say LOLLYPOP or LOLLY.

[@AA-hg5fk]

*lollipop ** 'US people' also known as Americans.

[@andrewhadden133]

​@@AA-hg5fkUS people 😂😂

[@stedbenj]

​​@@AA-hg5fkthe Americas span two continents, the US is only a fraction of the land mass, culture, and language.

[@stedbenj]

​@@andrewhadden133the Americas span 2 continents, where people speak languages other than English.

[@futurefreak8789]

BERK!

[@QuoteFlexYT]

30:00

[@Magdalena9Jeden]

Port meredith

[@karlosthejackel69]

Does Ricky just scream for attention. He makes this hard to listen to

[@karlosthejackel69]

@weepiest nutt I’ve watched everything he’s even done and even bought my children those terrible kids books he made. I also am a big fan of Karl (deffo not pretending to be stupid) Pilkington, but the ear piercing screams he does when no ones talks to him for 5 seconds is too much. So yeah, I’ve stopped listening lol

[@harryburnett9966]

@@karlosthejackel69 stopped listening but yet you’ve watched everything he’s ever done 🧐 yeh sure!

[@tyroon81]

@@harryburnett9966 Why not?🤭

[@user-qd4lu1rw9b]

I enjoy it myself but the cackling is obnoxious. I wanted to fall asleep to it but turning it off now so I agree it can go. There's so many versions of the same conversations so why not make one without his screaming? Someone please.

[@skepticusmaximus184]

@@adashofentropy359 Shades of your 'good mates' not laughing with you, but *at you.* LOL!!

[@peterrogers4282]

cakes pies from haginbacs

[@jasonbourne4784]

6:23

[@roberthayes9842]

When my grandfather died there was these flying light's moving round his body, my grandmother thought it was car light's but living in the country there was nothing there, she came out with her sister shaking both looking frightened, real or true, who the hell knows but they both looked terrified for day's, Karl would love this story

[@1112DEN]

Id like to what steves school ĺife was like

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

He undoubtedly was savagely bullied.

[@YouSmokeChed]

Private school 100%

[@futurefreak8789]

French Gervais ain’t Funny.Qui

[@MrDamo34]

I wish Ricky had said “That’s a bit lactose intolerant” when Karl was talking about that guy at school who didn’t get enough milk.

[@stephenjames1443]

&

[@tyroon81]

Why did Karl think he'd sat lots of exams but here he says he left school early at 15 to start work at a printers. Yet another contradiction😲

[@alanharrison2726]

I LEFT SCHOOL EARLY , at the age of 15 , an returned to sit exams , this was 1995 I left , IT WASN'T UNCOMMON !!!!! ,

[@jamescummings7459]

Bro. I've read through a few of your comments. Just don't watch them. We don't do with this type of negativity in these vidoes.

[@jaymercer4692]

@@jamescummings7459 It’s weird isn’t it? Seeing a non-extremely positive comment on one of these videos. I’ve been watching these compilations for years and never seen one before.

[@rileychev]

That's normal, a lot of kids in my school did that even ones I hadn't seen in 2-3 years. You can sit your exams anywhere. Also he's in his 30's here. I'm 24, I don't remember a lot things from school especially names of students and teachers and I barely remember any exams.

[@tyroon81]

@@rileychev Yeah but we're talking about the 80s. I left in the early 80s and I don't remember anyone leaving before they had done their exams. Except maybe ones that wern't taking any!

[@tyroon81]

Im guessing that Karl was so disruptive at school, making himself sick when he couldnt get his own way etc that the school were glad when he didnt turn up. Parents didnt give a toss either.

[@scottbaulcomb7531]

I'm guessing you were either a bully or a snitch. I've been listening to KP for 10 yrs - and reading the comments. Yours is the first time I've ever come across someone negative. Well done.

[@tyroon81]

@@scottbaulcomb7531 Ive never bullied anyone. The opposite actually. You've obviously not read many comments, so well done.

[@tyroon81]

@@scottbaulcomb7531 Oh and how does it make me a snitch?? Karl should have been given help instead if letting him bunk off. Thats down to the school and his parents. He missed out on loads, thats quite obvious.

[@scottbaulcomb7531]

Shut up

[@tyroon81]

@@scottbaulcomb7531 You shut up you big bully!!🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

[@anzusmaga8352]

Asking what time someone passed isn't weird. atheism is weird.

[@paulcunnane4]

Thank you.

[@creameryuk4905]

Beliving in fiction is weird

[@mrskinszszs]

@@creameryuk4905 *nihilistic atheist response triggered*

[@SewerTapes]

Atheism is a logical conclusion driven by evidence. MAGA is weird.

[@mrskinszszs]

@@SewerTapes what's the evidence?

[@jennyradcliffe5570]

Obviously a lie that the priest kept coming round on a Sunday when he'd just catch him on the Friday. Also when he said he took an ice pole out the shopping bags and it got lodged in his throat..... It would've been liquid ??

[@neilbrucker5985]

Well you can choke on liquid as you probably know and some places sell them frozen but i think he was drinking it and choked.

[@stedbenj]

It's, it's almost like this is a show for entertainment.

[@joannejustme2727]

Karl isn't funny. We don't laugh with him, we laugh at him. His ideas are funny because they are ridiculous. I still laugh, but I'm not proud of it.

[@neilbrucker5985]

The we in your statement is a bit off. I am def not laughing at him but he does make me laugh.

[@tyroon81]

Exactly Joanne👍🏻

[@tyroon81]

@@neilbrucker5985 Of course you're laughing at him. Along with Ricky Steve and everyone else. Myself included, or you're missing the point!

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

If this is the takeaway you have gotten from this, I feel bad for you. Karl is actually incredibly intelligent and naturally funny. He's a bit different but no less intelligent.

[@tyroon81]

@@SmokeymcJoint420 I'm not sure what you've been listening to! You make a list of all the intelligent things he's said and I'll list the dopey things. Mine may take a while though. I might start with "How would I know which one I was" etc etc. I struggle to think of a single theory or concept they talk about, that he ever got to grips with!

[@ozzie1397]

If you don't believe in ghost stuff, go live in a victorian pub.